ITT: rant about HOA scum. Fuck these self absorbed wannabe autocrat nimby's and busybodies. They'll force you to use their shitty cronyist buddy contractors who use shitty building methods and shitty Chinese materials to build shit homes that fall apart in five years or less, they'll lecture you if you build a mound or channel in the ground to prevent your home from flooding, they'll try and force you to get permission in order to put a shed on your yard or make make a vegetable garden, and you can't even paint your home the way you want without the HOA pricks having a hissy fit over it and calling the cops. BUT supposedly it's 'your property'? Yet you can't do anything without them breathing down your back. Fuck these power hungry control freak HOAfags, they should be outlawed.