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How did you find this site? Anonymous 07/30/2023 (Sun) 11:21:47 No. 703
Just curious how so many niche boards are taking off with more users, but the bigger ones are dying. Pic Unrelated
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>>812 never got the idea for home defense, sure a burglar/junkie you can scare off or shoot but if anyone acutely wants to put you in the ground they have numbers, planning and the element of surprise so your fucked either way
>>815 Not exactly. Because you can also plan. And you can plan for years, where as anyone wanting you dead usually only plans for a few hours or a few days. Now first of all on surprise. In a city you can be taken unaware in seconds. But in a different enviroment where you can see and hear unobstructed for hundreds of miles... Well that becomes impossible. But what if your asleep? Alarm systems and pets are really only good for letting you know someone is sneaking around. Most self defense courses teach you not to do the obvious. Dont stand in front of a door when opening it. Dont stand where you can be predicted to be. Always use the enviroment to your favor. If you can draw in a half second and man can only process time in a quarter second and act in a full in response to movement. you still have the winning trump card. So we come to collateral. A film featuring the most precise and fast takedown of armed opponents aware of you and moving in aggresively. Its shown and taught in most self defense classes because its the ultimate in self defense. https://youtu.be/oEFPcljAXgs And finally if you have dug in positions on your land. Sandbagged foxholes and weapons ranged and sighted to predetermined killing grounds. Then even a superior force that has planned for you can be taken out. This is the entire principle behind how we lost the vietnam war.
>>815 No thief can be truly prepared for everything, imagine being prepared for the person you are robbing to call the police or use a gun at night but instead they turn on all the lights in the house.
Example 2. Waco texas. The ATF planned for months. They had the element of surprise. They had more training and more guns. They got the shit kicked out of them by guys who by definition shouldnt have won. So what did those guys have? More range time. They shot more accurately. They drew faster. They reloaded quicker. They had arranged the land they occupied to defeat a superior foe. They planned for DECADES. So in conclusion No anon. You are incorrect. You can absolutely defend yourself even against overwhelming odds. But it takes time and work. And most people arent willing to put in the thought for planning. the work to construct a fortified position. or the time on the gun range honing skills until the action of firing a gun became as natural as breathing. Panick and adrenaline didnt effect their aim. They had practiced around it. In conclusion I encourage everyone to take their defense seriously. Statistically the police only ever show up after a crime has been commited and have no incentive or training or desire or legal obligation to save your life. Only you can protect yourself. Your safety is your responsibility. Take it seriously. Buy guns and mountains of ammo and shoot every single day. Train with knives and hands. Train anon. Because when the moment comes. You will get only one chance.
>>816 are you serious anon? this isn't the drunk thread If I take the role of aggressor in this scenario, why would I try to get you at your house? there is no reason for that, depending on your surveillance system I would wait for you to leave or get home. I could learn where to go to shop groceries and park my car next to you and pretend to do things in my car while I wait on you to turn your back. if I got a buddy I could pass you on the street while he walks up and starts talking to you about directions, making you point towards a place that will make you turn your head/body and stab! knife in the jugular I can just think of so many way that people could take my sorry ass out, shit is just to dangerous >collateral god anon don't link fake ass movies to prove irl points >>817 this is not about thief's, that's different if they are smart then it will be done when your not home
>>819 You dont understand situational awareness. There is a reason you cannot do these things to an aware man. He doesnt ignore the car next to him. He sees it and waits in the car with his gun drawn for the micro second you try anything. You can know people. You can know them from their walk and stance EXACTLY what they will do. I am alive because I know these things. I do not speak of theory, but practice. You think it hasnt been tried on me? Why do you think I practice and spread the knowledge? Anon you are being foolish. And that will cost you your life. Ignore these warnings at your own peril. But I will say this. If you cannot understand what I am saying then you are a dead man walking, and anything more said to you is a waste of time. And I do not like wasting my time.
>>820 >And I do not like wasting my time. This is 8chan /mlp/, a board for horsefuckers.
>>820 oh I see your a hard ass gunshooter with no time for nonsense yet spend your time on the keyboard surfing altchans, uh-huh very convincing mate >Why do you think I practice and spread the knowledge? thanks now I got the situational awareness to know that when they are carrying knives and 9mm, will probably go and learn how to disarm a gun brb who is the delusional one here? anon your the real schizo here
>>822 schizo's, and like most women, just need a good lay to calm down.
>>823 kek my boy needs to bust nut
>>821 Horse lovers, actually.
>>821 And? I still want you to live no matter what your interests. >>822 You can try and justify sleep walking through life if you wish, but it is a mistake that you will probably never have time to regret. Whch is sad in a way. The real problem with being an actual cowboy is once your out in it. There aint shit as far as folk to talk to. But this Website here is owned and operated by a man who is a master gunsmith and also the owner of a gun store. What do you think pays for this? Guns anon. So yes I do spend my time here when not busy elsewhere. And I do not regret it. And I am sorry you are a fool, but thats a choice youve made and refuse to see reason on. So again as far as im concerned you are already dead and dont even know it yet. I am sorry for that. But again I aint gonna spend a whole buncha time trying to convince you to save your life. Everyone in this world got a choice. And you made yours.
>>814 you can be, if your father was old when he had you, and his father was old when he had your father it gets more likely to be born a sperg, the dna of tissue that makes the sperm is fucked up by age, dna non-cancer errors build up, that build up is what makes spergs
>>809 >9mm I do like my walther pdp. Should have gotten the .22 version though in hindsight. 9mm is difficult to master.
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>>830 Very nice picture. I am however shit at photography. But on topic yeah it's not the easiest round to master. So why not get a .22 as well? Personally thinking of grabbing one of those rough rider six shooter .22lr cheapos. The price is very attractive.
>>832 >why not get a .22 as well? I might trade it in for one eventually. Or just sell it and buy more bdsm toys. Not sure yet :#
>>833 Not a bad gun, personally I would hang on to it, and just save up the 80 bucks for a .22 or more sex toys. The thought of selling a gun for sex toys is however quite anathema to me. Probably cuz I dont have any sex toys.
>>834 >Probably cuz I dont have any sex toys. You really should try one of those slender, anal probes. That vibrates directly against your prostate. Trust me, its one of the few ways to really milk yourself dry in a few minutes. Then just lay there as your soft penis twitches whilst you continue to climax, over and over again, yet nothing is coming out anymore. Its soooo tormentingly good. Even better if you're tied down for it~
>>835 Yeah uh... I think thats for like... You know... Homosexuals. I dont think thats something straight people do man. I mean.
>>836 If your girlfriend wanted to play with your butt, would that be gay? No, of course not. Stop being silly anon.
>>832 If you are a b0 of that many boards, then I'm guessing you are a global? Happy to have you here if that's the case. How are you finding /mlp/ thus far? Bad/good/weird/crazy? Are we behaving? Am I behaving? ;)
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>>828 kek man you talking like a dealer >refuse to see reason what reason? I am not against guns or the second amendment for that matter, it was your delusional attitude to home defense that was the subject of mockery >far as im concerned you are already dead but anon I will be kicked to death by mare while trying to mount that sweet pussy or I will teach her how to sit on my face. this is a divine decree faggot >>829 spergdom is a gift, I will be sure to be old before getting kids, truly a fathers blessing >>833 >>835 >>837 mod woke up and decided to be horny today kek
>>846 in some ways it is, I don't know how well a nation of them would be
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>>847 >spergnation
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>>848 things could get done faster
>>849 Congratulations on surpassing other boards, /mlp/ bros I hope you have a nice stay on 8ch
>>850 >Congratulations on surpassing other boards, /mlp/ bros A few anons are just being extra excited due to the BM posts. >I hope you have a nice stay on 8ch Thank you global-kun~ I hope you swing by and post some horse pussy from time to time.
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Left 4chan in 2014 with gamergate, vch then 8kun in 2019, fatchan in 2020 and then here when that site fell apart. Honestly can't recall anymore if fatchan died before or after the spring 2020 'i talked to a second-string lawyer and he said loli isnt defensible' fandango so i MIGHT have been on zchan? I only recall being there long enough to hear about this site going up and not caring until that site went down. I'm here RIGHT NOW because i saw it on the top list after someone was complaining about all the shit boards. At any rate, i prefer anthro and humans so it's not like i hang around the horsefucker boards much.
>>858 I only wish it was human penis and not a dog's
>>867 good man furfags belong in hell
>>858 >i prefer anthro and humans good
>>858 Create an anthro thread or a human thread >>867 Create a diamond dog thread Problems solved lol
>>879 I didn't watch past season 3, so jokes on you, I don't know what you're talking about
>>880 Typical faustfags I swear
>>871 they can have their would, and control their own breeding, they just have to be away from, and maybe used as testing ground
>>883 world*


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