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How did you find this site? Anonymous 07/30/2023 (Sun) 11:21:47 No. 703
Just curious how so many niche boards are taking off with more users, but the bigger ones are dying. Pic Unrelated
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>>703 >Pic Unrelated thanks, i hate it >Just curious how so many niche boards are taking off what niche boards? most altchans are ghost towns if big ones are dying then its because they don't do enough oc or the mods are faggots
>>704 >don't do enough oc or the mods are faggots >mods are faggots Especially this. I dislike it when anons feel like its pointless to post because of bans n such.
The bigger boards arent dying. I suspect this thread was made by someone who wishes this was true, and is now trying to figure out how to stop more users from migrating.
>>703 I just like ponies, I dabble a little in the /zoo/ but this place is more my thing (I like dogs too but dream is horse)
>>706 No, sir. I am trying to assess which places have people willing to double dip on 8chan as well. I have been trying to advertise this place to people that might be interested in the boards we have, with little success. Knowing advertisements are allowed some place or other will help me greatly.
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>>721 Can't help you there I was in need of an altchan at the time, I made the idea manifest but it was the mod that found your site, then there was just suddenly some lurker fags hanging around sure took me by surprise, may have pulled a few from 4chan others are probably /zoo normies looking for snowpity I take it that your a faggot mod, you mod types blow hot air out of your ass all day and think shit will solve itself ask yourself what you have to offer your users instead
>>703 Horse pussy was popular from the start.
I can't go back to 4chan, they don't let me talk, I wasn't saying anything related to the kitty stuff, but I swear they made the thing you have to solve to post not work most of the time for me, I know because it let me do it for like 10 mins, then became really fucking hard, and every-time I would get people thinking about dysgenics, 'there would be this millions of women who shouldn't any choices couldn't be wrong' guy
>>746 Welcome aboard schizoanon! Happy to have you <3 Drunk thread is here: >>168 Its a good place for ramblings and such.
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>>747 He gets annoying fast. But yeah you can have him. Please. Und thanks yous.
>>748 you ain't healthy enough to be able to have people
>>747 i'm glad i'm called the schizoanon, mental illness is being selected for, but I don't drink
>>749 I am in perfect health I will have you know. In fact... Push up contest. lets go bub.
>>748 >He gets annoying fast. I call it free entertainment. Besides, how much damage can one anon do? foreshadowing
>>752 Very least hes good for pph.
>>751 talking about your nervous system, aka your brain, which is like 80% of your dna you can't do anything to help it, and I know this about everyone because health determines how well you do in life, and if you were doing as well as I think the cutoff should be, you be able to entertain yourself with your harem
>>751 but like 40 to 50 is the most I can do at once
>>753 True, and now we somehow get him to post porn in the clop thread 24/7. That would be awesome!
>>756 i can make own it wouldn't good, I would recommended clopician
>>746 Speaking of, if you ever get the "Bypass Denied" message, it's because we're on peak spam hours and the admins of this imageboard have activated a system that won't let anyone post unless they allow for a session cookie during normal posting hours. It contains no data related to your browsing, only that you have solved the captcha at least once before.
>>764 I rarely turn it on, and yeah I should make a post here saying when I do. But yeah dont delete your cookies for here and you should be fine.
>>764 nope, and, pretty sure the feds already have my shit bugged anyway
>>766 >feds already have my shit bugged anyway If its any conciliation. I don't look at any IP adresses to figure out whoswho. Who is samefagging etc. Kinda why I turned off poster stats to begin with. Also, I assume everyone is using tor or vpn. So its meaningless data on my part anyways. I'll make sure to make a post tomorrow, showing off some of my own tor posts and how they look from the mod side of things. Might help demystify some of the data collection being done.
Edited last time by Sprinkle on 08/02/2023 (Wed) 00:00:24.
>>767 Also I won the pushup contest.
>>768 enjoy your tits being bigger >>767 honesty is why everyone likes and hates the autistic
>>768 Good boy anon~ *lovingly ruffles and pats you on the head* >>769 >honesty is why everyone likes and hates the autistic Would you prefer I lie more often anon? You are all special and wonderful to me. And I'd hate to deceive you all unnecessarily. Unless that's a specific kink you are into? ;) Jkjk
>>770 I don't think you could lie of you tried, but the only thing I want to be lied to by is my gene engineered gf that is super human but also made to have traits that make me smell like sex to her, and by God when I die I guess
>>771 >I don't think you could lie of you tried I do not have sex toys and flavored lube under my bed.
>>772 I mean lie in a way that is constant
>>773 Perhaps you are actually right on that schizoanon. I do feel guilty after a while. And I find it easy to take things too far sometimes. Which makes me regret them later.
>>774 >guilt kek, it isn't that, the autistic have the ultimate male brain, thus the ultimate systematizing brain, that makes it geared to things that can't be deceptive (math), thus it has a hard time being deceptive itself, they simply don't think in the context of empathy enough to think about how they could trick people to benefit themselves also the likelihood of an adult male being into mlp being autistic is so high I'd bet on it
>>775 Only half right. I suck at math. Regardless, its been a long day for you schizokun. And I'm bed touching myself right now. So let's reconvene with the crazy. Also, I'm ordering you to clean your room. Don't disappoint me now, okay?
>>776 does this mean i'm banned?
>>777 Is your room clean?
>>777 nope, I swept up some dog hair
>>778 opps, I was trying see if I was bannd
>>780 is this place for write fag stuff that was a big reason why I came into mlp the write fag stuff. I haven't done it in awhile, and i'm sure in what I believe now (older)
>>778 >>782 motherfucker this why I don't drink
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>>775 >>777 omg a fellow sperg! >>781 been wanting to make a rp/erp thread, just never had anyone to write with >>774 >mod is a self confirmed cock tease
>>787 devil fuck your mother I make no promises about anything and I really don't know if i have it
>>788 can't you fuck me instead? on the erp thread? that be based where the fuck did you come from anyway? no way you where lurking
>>787 to rp if then please tell me the can in ocean format please sex isn't casual for me, I think I annoyed the OB of /b/ so much he applied he gave me to the this place
>>790 Oh I'm always annoyed. But yeah play with these guys today. They are nice and you seem to get along well.
>>791 sorry thinking I caused something, and you can't be my mommy
>>793 Your fine bro. We are all here just to have fun. Never worry about anything but enjoying yourself.
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>>790 >ocean format you can rp in anyway you want >I think I annoyed the OB of /b/ so much he applied he gave me to the this place bless his soul >>791 >>793 you two are so cute
>>794 we're here to provide an environment that will allow our extended phenotype, extended phenotype means (Asians are alright, even amwf, it is like, cool so your will be able to find out you fucked him over) my cut off is niggers, like there should be rules as clear as the sun on what to do with your slaves in the bible, if niggers exterminate whites at any point, I hope dogs take over >>795 I'm working up to ask him if I can lure out the maps the big five personality traits, I just want to see if it helps me know what you want more
>>797 >niggers there is no niggers on here anon, probably not a single on on the whole website we do have >>102 if you want to vent frustrations >lure maps plenty of those around but probably on the loli/pol board also its up for who ever wants >>796
>>797 >maps You arrived a year late for that. I already purged them. For a brief summary see >>>/zoo/7748 Its too complicated to type out again, much less in detail.
>>798 I was working on a post for it, that would be too obvious, and I respect your commitment to puerility >>800 cool that is this place has "history" now that this place, I helped with the map problem on 8chan years ago
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>>802 >puerility I am enjoying you, your fresh air to this board
>>803 it just depends on your dna
>>780 >I was trying see if I was bannd I haven't banned anyone since I made the place. That was almost 6 months ago now. >>781 Writefag/rp No rules against it. Not sure if anyone else is into it. Good luck though.
>>805 I'm bored. We should do something while they jack off.
>>806 >I'm bored. This is a low traffic site. Don't get your hopes up too much. >We should do something while they jack off. Sry anon, also planning to fap then watch movies the entire day. Take care /)
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>>804 are you sure? I think its just a sperg thing >>806 sorry anon I have been trying to whip the mod in to shape for months, guess your stuck with me! what you wanna do?
>>808 Watch collateral again I guess. Maybe practice with the 9mm some. Maybe walk a midnight patrol.
>>809 oh irl stuff, kek why you ask the mod for that?
>>810 Oh I thought maybe we could chat and kill time til I got tired, but if hes busy I should use the time to work on irl skills. Using a gun is like anything else in life. You have to practice. So since I can just walk outside at midnight and blast away... I am going to. Why not? Might scare some rabbits off. Trains the cats to not be scared of the sound of gunfire, and also lets me practice. Probably just go through a magazine or two on some quick point shooting at cans. If I see any rabbits or snakes might blast em instead. I like collateral cuz of how damned good Cruise is with his HK. He practiced for half a year daily to get there for the film, and I wanna be that good. Also I have noticed in rl when shit kicks off the adrenaline and fear make your dexterity dogshit. Gotta overcome that response with repetetive training. And finally for the patrol I dont want rabbits in my garden. So I gotta look around for any animals that might bother my crops and end them.
>>808 that is in your dna a line of old fathers
>>813 u mean I come from a whole line of spergs? fucking based, and here I though it was the inbreeding
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>>812 never got the idea for home defense, sure a burglar/junkie you can scare off or shoot but if anyone acutely wants to put you in the ground they have numbers, planning and the element of surprise so your fucked either way
>>815 Not exactly. Because you can also plan. And you can plan for years, where as anyone wanting you dead usually only plans for a few hours or a few days. Now first of all on surprise. In a city you can be taken unaware in seconds. But in a different enviroment where you can see and hear unobstructed for hundreds of miles... Well that becomes impossible. But what if your asleep? Alarm systems and pets are really only good for letting you know someone is sneaking around. Most self defense courses teach you not to do the obvious. Dont stand in front of a door when opening it. Dont stand where you can be predicted to be. Always use the enviroment to your favor. If you can draw in a half second and man can only process time in a quarter second and act in a full in response to movement. you still have the winning trump card. So we come to collateral. A film featuring the most precise and fast takedown of armed opponents aware of you and moving in aggresively. Its shown and taught in most self defense classes because its the ultimate in self defense. https://youtu.be/oEFPcljAXgs And finally if you have dug in positions on your land. Sandbagged foxholes and weapons ranged and sighted to predetermined killing grounds. Then even a superior force that has planned for you can be taken out. This is the entire principle behind how we lost the vietnam war.
>>815 No thief can be truly prepared for everything, imagine being prepared for the person you are robbing to call the police or use a gun at night but instead they turn on all the lights in the house.
Example 2. Waco texas. The ATF planned for months. They had the element of surprise. They had more training and more guns. They got the shit kicked out of them by guys who by definition shouldnt have won. So what did those guys have? More range time. They shot more accurately. They drew faster. They reloaded quicker. They had arranged the land they occupied to defeat a superior foe. They planned for DECADES. So in conclusion No anon. You are incorrect. You can absolutely defend yourself even against overwhelming odds. But it takes time and work. And most people arent willing to put in the thought for planning. the work to construct a fortified position. or the time on the gun range honing skills until the action of firing a gun became as natural as breathing. Panick and adrenaline didnt effect their aim. They had practiced around it. In conclusion I encourage everyone to take their defense seriously. Statistically the police only ever show up after a crime has been commited and have no incentive or training or desire or legal obligation to save your life. Only you can protect yourself. Your safety is your responsibility. Take it seriously. Buy guns and mountains of ammo and shoot every single day. Train with knives and hands. Train anon. Because when the moment comes. You will get only one chance.
>>816 are you serious anon? this isn't the drunk thread If I take the role of aggressor in this scenario, why would I try to get you at your house? there is no reason for that, depending on your surveillance system I would wait for you to leave or get home. I could learn where to go to shop groceries and park my car next to you and pretend to do things in my car while I wait on you to turn your back. if I got a buddy I could pass you on the street while he walks up and starts talking to you about directions, making you point towards a place that will make you turn your head/body and stab! knife in the jugular I can just think of so many way that people could take my sorry ass out, shit is just to dangerous >collateral god anon don't link fake ass movies to prove irl points >>817 this is not about thief's, that's different if they are smart then it will be done when your not home
>>819 You dont understand situational awareness. There is a reason you cannot do these things to an aware man. He doesnt ignore the car next to him. He sees it and waits in the car with his gun drawn for the micro second you try anything. You can know people. You can know them from their walk and stance EXACTLY what they will do. I am alive because I know these things. I do not speak of theory, but practice. You think it hasnt been tried on me? Why do you think I practice and spread the knowledge? Anon you are being foolish. And that will cost you your life. Ignore these warnings at your own peril. But I will say this. If you cannot understand what I am saying then you are a dead man walking, and anything more said to you is a waste of time. And I do not like wasting my time.
>>820 >And I do not like wasting my time. This is 8chan /mlp/, a board for horsefuckers.
>>820 oh I see your a hard ass gunshooter with no time for nonsense yet spend your time on the keyboard surfing altchans, uh-huh very convincing mate >Why do you think I practice and spread the knowledge? thanks now I got the situational awareness to know that when they are carrying knives and 9mm, will probably go and learn how to disarm a gun brb who is the delusional one here? anon your the real schizo here
>>822 schizo's, and like most women, just need a good lay to calm down.
>>823 kek my boy needs to bust nut
>>821 Horse lovers, actually.
>>821 And? I still want you to live no matter what your interests. >>822 You can try and justify sleep walking through life if you wish, but it is a mistake that you will probably never have time to regret. Whch is sad in a way. The real problem with being an actual cowboy is once your out in it. There aint shit as far as folk to talk to. But this Website here is owned and operated by a man who is a master gunsmith and also the owner of a gun store. What do you think pays for this? Guns anon. So yes I do spend my time here when not busy elsewhere. And I do not regret it. And I am sorry you are a fool, but thats a choice youve made and refuse to see reason on. So again as far as im concerned you are already dead and dont even know it yet. I am sorry for that. But again I aint gonna spend a whole buncha time trying to convince you to save your life. Everyone in this world got a choice. And you made yours.
>>814 you can be, if your father was old when he had you, and his father was old when he had your father it gets more likely to be born a sperg, the dna of tissue that makes the sperm is fucked up by age, dna non-cancer errors build up, that build up is what makes spergs
>>809 >9mm I do like my walther pdp. Should have gotten the .22 version though in hindsight. 9mm is difficult to master.
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>>830 Very nice picture. I am however shit at photography. But on topic yeah it's not the easiest round to master. So why not get a .22 as well? Personally thinking of grabbing one of those rough rider six shooter .22lr cheapos. The price is very attractive.
>>832 >why not get a .22 as well? I might trade it in for one eventually. Or just sell it and buy more bdsm toys. Not sure yet :#
>>833 Not a bad gun, personally I would hang on to it, and just save up the 80 bucks for a .22 or more sex toys. The thought of selling a gun for sex toys is however quite anathema to me. Probably cuz I dont have any sex toys.
>>834 >Probably cuz I dont have any sex toys. You really should try one of those slender, anal probes. That vibrates directly against your prostate. Trust me, its one of the few ways to really milk yourself dry in a few minutes. Then just lay there as your soft penis twitches whilst you continue to climax, over and over again, yet nothing is coming out anymore. Its soooo tormentingly good. Even better if you're tied down for it~
>>835 Yeah uh... I think thats for like... You know... Homosexuals. I dont think thats something straight people do man. I mean.
>>836 If your girlfriend wanted to play with your butt, would that be gay? No, of course not. Stop being silly anon.
>>832 If you are a b0 of that many boards, then I'm guessing you are a global? Happy to have you here if that's the case. How are you finding /mlp/ thus far? Bad/good/weird/crazy? Are we behaving? Am I behaving? ;)
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>>828 kek man you talking like a dealer >refuse to see reason what reason? I am not against guns or the second amendment for that matter, it was your delusional attitude to home defense that was the subject of mockery >far as im concerned you are already dead but anon I will be kicked to death by mare while trying to mount that sweet pussy or I will teach her how to sit on my face. this is a divine decree faggot >>829 spergdom is a gift, I will be sure to be old before getting kids, truly a fathers blessing >>833 >>835 >>837 mod woke up and decided to be horny today kek
>>846 in some ways it is, I don't know how well a nation of them would be
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>>847 >spergnation
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>>848 things could get done faster
>>849 Congratulations on surpassing other boards, /mlp/ bros I hope you have a nice stay on 8ch
>>850 >Congratulations on surpassing other boards, /mlp/ bros A few anons are just being extra excited due to the BM posts. >I hope you have a nice stay on 8ch Thank you global-kun~ I hope you swing by and post some horse pussy from time to time.
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Left 4chan in 2014 with gamergate, vch then 8kun in 2019, fatchan in 2020 and then here when that site fell apart. Honestly can't recall anymore if fatchan died before or after the spring 2020 'i talked to a second-string lawyer and he said loli isnt defensible' fandango so i MIGHT have been on zchan? I only recall being there long enough to hear about this site going up and not caring until that site went down. I'm here RIGHT NOW because i saw it on the top list after someone was complaining about all the shit boards. At any rate, i prefer anthro and humans so it's not like i hang around the horsefucker boards much.
>>858 I only wish it was human penis and not a dog's
>>867 good man furfags belong in hell
>>858 >i prefer anthro and humans good
>>858 Create an anthro thread or a human thread >>867 Create a diamond dog thread Problems solved lol
>>879 I didn't watch past season 3, so jokes on you, I don't know what you're talking about
>>880 Typical faustfags I swear
>>871 they can have their would, and control their own breeding, they just have to be away from, and maybe used as testing ground
>>883 world*


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