>>5173
>im going to fucking shit all over the place if they enforce vaccines
>pure paganistic animalistic primal rage
Just punch the doctor/nurse doing it in the face. If enough people do it, you will eventually be able to tell medical personnel (and globalists in general) apart by them all having at least one black eye.
>to put your fecal matter in a place where it won't affect society
You can take it one step further. You are just one man so it might have some impact but probably not enough. As such you can walk up to a hobo and offer him an opportunity to earn ten to twenty CAD in less than 10 minutes: one third of it as an advance payment and the rest for a job well done. And just tell him to take a dump on either some COVID tyrant's doormat or on the doormat of some hospital or government building at the entrance. If they are far from where the target location is, it will be seen as your responsibility to ensure their transportation, so if the location is ten miles away you will either need to pay for them to catch a bus there and back or you will need to transport them in your own vehicle (with the latter being more likely for them to accept but might require a bit of accomodation to ensure they don't permanently make it smell like ass).
Government buildings and hospitals might necessitate going on the more expensive end or possibly pay a bit extra but don't get fooled into wasting endless amounts of money, hobos generally don't get the choice to be picky (although they might get pissed if you insult them by offering way too low). The latter might seem like a poor choice since it costs more but you have to take into account that these are government employees and hospital workers, your message will instantly be clear when enacted upon them. When enacted on individuals in front of their home that message might be lost to them, but they too deserve some of that holiday pie.
Obviously, if they are constantly hungry or even outright starving, they probably won't have a lot of shit left to release
This way you can give to your community in two ways: you are giving the homeless a job along with money so that they may eat and you are ensuring that Canada adopts the practice of literal shitposting. And when you think about it you will have established an underground network of hobos for yourself for when the great reset arrives and you do in fact no longer own anything.