>cant leave your house
Wat, no.
>cant own electronics without a license
TV licences have always been for cattle, paying for that shit is hilarious
>cant own guns
There's both legal and illegal methods it doesn't stop them being here.
>cant own knives
That only really applies to cunts in the process of another crime, or gang shits being shady as fuck out at 3am looking to gut one of their 'rivals'. Some truly moronic chain stores tried to curtail knife sales in the retarded belief that it would somehow impact knife crime in their areas, it obviously didn't but the legacy is those stupid rules about 16 year olds not being able to buy new knives cos no store wants to be the one who supplied some little scrote with a knife that ends up in another kid's neck. Knife laws here are stupidly unrealistic and largely unenforced because it'd be impossible.
>cant think bad about invaders
You've never spoken to one person here then.
>cant say things or think things that aren't state aproved
We're not in V for Vendetta you know, hyperbolic inaccurate and often lying tabloids highlighting the worst excesses of the pigs make us all look like cunts.
>can't even have guests over without being swated because the police just feel like bashing someones weaker than them
What happens is some over zealous pigs have been told they're to be seen to look like they're doing *something* then a few bored hard-ons go too far with their bullshit, get caught out and end up in the same shitty tabloids and the case gets thrown out of court 95% of the time.
>all of your politicians are a mishmash of brownskinned subhumans from africa
London does need another great fire, no argument here. Birmingham too.
Don't assume anyone here obeys the retarded laws, they just get ignored. I'll resist the urge to fire back with a bigger salvo about how fucked Murrika is, you already know.