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Meta Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 15:26:59 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]
Opening up the board for an under the radar grand opening today. Keep in mind that many of the posts here are almost 4 years old, and have been imported from an old lynxchan test instance that was being used as a bunker. I've enabled r9k/"Unique Posts" mode for now, might disable it if it causes problems in edge cases, let me know. It shouldn't apply to images and should still let you upload files without any text attached the post. If you're unfamiliar with /r9k/ I suggest you look through some of the threads and get a feel for what the board is about. It should not be conflated with what you might know from cuckchan's /r9k/. The rules and guidelines are already pretty refined and condensed, but may still be tweaked as things come up. There are some legacy threads and posts that are kind of lazy or may break rules, but will be grandfathered in. But generally it's ideal that OP's have more effort put into them. Rules 1. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. 2. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted. 3. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted. 4. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive or otherwise unnecessary threads may be deleted or merged. 5. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion. 6. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the meta thread. 7. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads. 8. No fedposting, no /r9gay/ posting 9. No roastie worship, including "vtubers" Contact

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Made an attempt at a gondola spoiler, 1000 hours in gimp.
Stickied the thread since there's some new activity on the site.

talk to the fat ugly bastard girl Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:23:29 No. 2407 [Reply]
this place is rather nice. i much prefer the UI and the activity should pick up as word spreads. what are you doing this weekend nonny? i am going to go walking around my town
>>2407 >i much prefer the UI its alright nevermind I noticed the "strip filenames" check box as I made this post this place is better besides the fact that it loads slow but it could also be an issue of me opening too many boards this weekend I will apply for jobs
>>2407 i always preferred altchan's ui's than 4's. btw what's your custom background of choice? i'm hesitating between the windows one and the good old classic tomorrow >what are you doing this weekend nonny? no way it's already friday i'll do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVw_NT7uPM not complaining, being a melancholic loner suits me, i wouldn't trade my place
>>2410 nvm i wen't with the lain one

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/mcg/ - Momcest General Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:39:19 No. 2408 [Reply]
Refugee Edition You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom and other relatives. Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80981633 Topic: Do you guys fuck/want to fuck your mom or other relatives?

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Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:29:30 No. 2393 [Reply]
I miss my board. The fact that it's not back yet makes me think they are setting up new imageboard software. One can only hope.
>>2393 Personally I think it's gone for good. I wouldn't mind all that much, we had a good run brobot.
>>2393 > makes me think they are setting up new imageboard software. I mean they'd be retarded (oh wait...) to use the same PHP script after the exploit was so publicized. I don't think it'll be back.

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How do i become a lolcow like Chris-Chan? Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:20:22 No. 2385 [Reply]
I want people to carefully watch and archive everything i do I want people to come follow me araund with a camera and take pictures of me as im coming out of the store I want people to discuss everything im doing I want people to LOOK AT ME Im so hungry for attention and i cant take it anymore How do i get popular? How do i get peoples attention?(and keep it)
>>2385 I suppose it depends. Where do you live?
>>2385 For one to be a lolcow, they have to have zero self awareness. You have self awareness; you can't be a lolcow.
>>2385 Take a lot of selfies and advocate for the lowering of the aoc

Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:08:39 No. 2403 [Reply]
I am a lime ans i miss my wife ;_;

Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:06:26 No. 2389 [Reply]
this is our chance to make a r9k without all the CRINGE don't heck it up...
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>>2397 >why you feel most comfortable in that kind of dynamic I mean, it's not needed. It's just fun to have some banter. >relationship with your father like It's pretty good.
>>2398 so mommy issues then, very endemic of r9k archetypes
>>2399 What makes you think I have mummy issues?

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Robot 04/15/2025 (Tue) 23:53:48 No. 2350 [Reply]
>tfw no 4chan
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Fuck that, too many normies, 900sec fuckery, shit captcha, even for glowie standarts the mods were shit.
>>2383 Only if the altchans become active enough, and our diaspora focuses on a certain one instead of being scattered. The best part of 4chan was it's fast paced nature. I don't expect the same pace of speed, but something a bit faster would be nice.
>>2386 Being fast is good up until the point where you realise half the posts are israeli bots

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/drugfeel/ Robot 04/16/2025 (Wed) 13:30:12 No. 2371 [Reply]
homeless but drugged edition psychonautwiki
test nigger
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>chijo thread Oh no bros
I tried ETH-LAD for the first time last night. It was pretty interesting. Just a microdose to test the waters. I've deemed it the autistic version of LSD.

Gondola Robot 07/06/2024 (Sat) 18:59:43 No. 2317 [Reply]
Visit https://gondola.nabein.me/list and bring back a gondola you like. Or just post some you've collected.
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Music thread Robot 05/10/2020 (Sun) 05:31:16 No. 127 [Reply]
2gou is got
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddS6w9HeAVQ
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Jamie thread 184 Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 04:26:35 No. 2379 [Reply]
jamie got banned from soyjak party's r9k for posting nanachi -_- damn wigga -jamie

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>watch this video on autism friendly jobs Robot 04/16/2025 (Wed) 21:50:34 No. 2373 [Reply]
>she doesn't list a single one in the 24 minute timeframe
this entire video is >find a job you like >dont find a job you DON'T like and >talk to people you like >dont talk to people you DON'T like
%test%

FTDDTOT the passing of time edition Robot 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:39:48 No. 1488 [Reply] [Last]
Quick or slow, it's all a blur.
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>>2347 and for the record >Anonymous is an obsolete concept that needs to be buried and forgotten. i absolutely agree with you here. although there is a big difference between prefering non-anonymity vs straight up banning it
>>2347 KYS glowrat
>Third time I've been canned at an exam First they can me saying I have the basic concepts but need to expand on details. Now they can me saying that I don't have the basics at all Seriously, what the hell do I do? It's the third time I repeat this shit. My autismo lisp and speech doesn't help either.

DAILY REMINDER roboto 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:54:20 No. 2287 [Reply]
8chan died in 2016. Fuck anyone who defends it, for they are part of the problem. Fucking newfags. Nigger dick.
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Joshua Moon is a FAGGOT!
>>2287 What year was it that 8chan went down for like a week starting on April Fools' Day? That was when it died. It was 2015 or 2016 I think.
>>2336 Anon, /r9k/ is a successor to /b/.

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Robot 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:52:36 No. 2271 [Reply]
What happened to Wizchan?
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UNBAN ME ALREADY, WIZARDCHAN MODERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2272 He is talking about rhis site https://wizchan.org/
>>2310 This, but that's when it was sold, very long ago.

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