Wait a minute, Mansoor Al-Shehail is actually HWNDU Jesus!?

So in the end, it really was a glorified house show? >>113548 >>113859 I want to hear this man cut a promo now.

>Just getting around to watching this now >Fucking Hornswoggle comes out My sides

This really was basically a house show. The only thing of real importance was Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt becoming champs.Braun winning the Rumble doesn't really mean anything, he gets a comically large trophy and a novelty belt that may as well have come from the gift shop. Disappointing.

>>113865 But he WAS NOT in a pancake outfit. This separates THE GREATEST SHOW OF SHOWS from just THE GREATEST ROYAL HOUSE SHOW

>>113863 Yup, it's HWNDU Jesus. He's one of the new interns from that KSA Tryouts things. Living the dream, I say.

http://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/vince-mcmahons-reaction-to-titus-oneils-epic-botch-at-the-greatest-royal-rumble/ VINCE LOVES HIS SILLY NEGROES

Really invigorated my intestines.

Did Braun Strowman just convert to Islam?

>>113884 more like did saudis just become christians

Forgot about this shit again. Was it any good? Better than wrestlemania?

>>113889 everything was better than comedymania. long story short i am pretty sure every champ retained and strowman btfo of the rumble. also the bar was DELETEDglad

>>113890 not to mention Titus Worldslide!

Cole and Corey laughing their asses off at Titus pretty much made this PPV for me.

>>113872 >A source told us that Vince McMahon was almost in tears because he was laughing so hard and he made the call for the production team to show the replay several times When they showed the replay so much I imagined it was Vince laughing his ass off

>>113548 >Gone full Arab When he first arrived on HWNDU he got mad at people calling him a shitskin and said he was Greek and insisted that Greeks were white. Now he signs with WWE and has revealed his true race. Anyway, he's good based off his wrestling clips, it's incredible that someone from imageboards is now in the WWE, I still can't bolieve it.

Could it happen?

Gotta love iron sheik

>>113897 /pol/ is basically 90% shitskins with white envy.

>>113904 Sheik-s account is a work brother hh

>>113898 Jesus Christ. It's a damn shame there's no JBL in the locker room these days to beat the shit out of these manchildren

>>113907 >Calls others manchildren >In the board where we talk about men play fighting

>>113907 fuck JBL

>>113906 FACK YOU HOLK HOGAN YOU FACKIN HOLLYWOOD BLONDE JABRONI!

Well my doctor says i have chronic comatose syndrome but i finally woke up and watched the GRR, here's some thoughts i had on the program: Cenawinslol Dead crowd during cruiser weight titlematch >Maggle shills Saudi royal family >House of Saud That's a great name for either a theme restaurant or a Superman villain I'm glad they're not burying Nicholas on commentary. >Señor Benjamin trolling Maggle on twatter instead of actually burying him ronsimmonsDAMN.gif DELETE the bar? But decent tag match though. >What good is having a friend if they don't help you cheat in a fight? Graves actually said something entertaining. >WWE paving over the prayer time with a recap panel Mudslimes buried Jerichos promos are always great why isn't he in the HoF yet? He's about half retired anyways. Crunch Cousins win lol The saudis get real fireworks for pyro but in America we get Ryback pyro. Thanks Vince The ladder barely missed Joe. That could've botched so much more hilariously. Good ladder match, Miz looked strong as fuck but i knew they wouldn't put the IC title on a SD! guy. I think one of those Saudi trainees said something about being the new Four Horsemen in whatever language that was. Massive heat for Daivari not seen since his post 9/11 debut on SD! Nakamuras new finisher: Arm to Balls The Saudi crowd is more active for AJ/Nakamura than the Mania crowd. wew. Shit finish too. I thought Undertakers match was decent, better than the Cena squash match. Romans feet touched first but Brock wins.  I want to be mad about the botched ending but Roman didn't win so fuck it Green Saudi Rumble championship belt? WTF? Will it be defended like other titles but only once per year? Hiroki Sumi?

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>Hornswoggle bites Ziggler Titus ONeil falls, the Shocker nods his silent approval. Strowman wins and gets snake charmer music with his title belt. This whole event was a godawful ass kiss to the king of Saudi Arabia even if it did have decent matches.

>>113912 I don't go around talking about imageboards IRL because I'm not a colossal faggot

>>113912 >implying any of us are manchildren

>>113919 It's a legitimate PPV so the results will carry over to Raw this monday.

Some of you might be too young to remember, but this is the country that did 9/11.

https://twitter.com/gsaksa/status/990138814193721344?s=21 CARMELLA TOO HOT FOR SAUDI >The General Sport Authority would like to apologize to the viewers and attendees of last night’s WWE event that took place in Jeddah, over the indecent scene involving women that appeared as an ad before a segment. It would like to confirm it’s total disapproval of this, in the shadow of its commitment to eliminate anything that goes against the communities values. >The authority has made sure to ban showing of any segment that involves women wrestling or any scenes related to it, and stipulated that to the company (WWE). The authority also disapproved any promotional stuff with pictures or videos showing women in an indecent way, and emphasized on commitment of this rule. And it’s a commitment that the authority would still commit to forever in all of it’s events and programs.

>>114075 P R O G R E S S I V E

>>114079 Vince needed that sandnigger money.

>>114141 >needed This is part of a 10 year deal lol Source: https://www.globalvillagespace.com/saudi-arabia-signs-ten-year-deal-wwe-pro-wrestling-events/

>>114153 I hate that the fact that they made the WWE format so sterile in order to appeal to these sandniggers and streetshitters.