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GRUMBLE THREAD Boliever 04/26/2018 (Thu) 21:08:30 Id: 031812 No. 113138
FUCK THE WYMYNS EDITION The full Greatest Royal Rumble event match card is as follows: The First-Ever 50-Man Greatest Royal Rumble Match ALL FOR A SHITTY SWORD TROPHY >Universal Championship Steel Cage Match <Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns Vince is smart, coronating Ramen in Saudi where they'll actually cheer him. >John Cena vs. Triple H <Casket Match >The Undertaker vs. Rusev RUSEVLOSESLOL <WWE Championship Match >AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nutamura <United States Championship Match >Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Jinder Mahal >Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match <Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Bálor vs. The Miz vs. Samoa Joe Finn will get stoned for wearing his homo gear >Raw Tag Team Championship Match <"FUNNY LAUGH MAN” Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt vs. Cesaro & Sheamus >SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match <The Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. The Usos >WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match <Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Kal "Bushi" isto
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Someone should tell finn that wearing homo gear in the usa where everyone is falling over each other to pat themselves on the back for being friendly to faggots means absolutely nothing. Now wearing homo gear where faggots get stoned, now that's a bold statement.
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>No women >Won't be able to autismfag oi oi
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>Finn will get stoned for wearing his homo gear Good
>>113143 >That autism stare on Brock
It fucking sucks they're doing this in the morning and i have to work so i can't shitpost live with you fags, cause it would've been fun shitting all over the Saudi crowd
>>113143 Will someone just let taker Rest in Peace?
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Who wants to train with Elias?
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roasties BTFO
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going to bed shortly and getting up at 1am for LIVE shitposting, how many of wooobros will be here?
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going to bed shortly and getting up at 1am for LIVE shitposting, how many of wooobros will be here?
>>113147 >>113176 Now Americunts know the suffering of Britbongs.
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>>113177 >1am Are you in Japan or something?
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>Women will get a paycheck for doing nothing >People will still cry sexism
>>113240 >Be euro >Have fun watching wrestling the morning >Have fun shitposting in the afternoon/night/possibly the next few weeks with how long this show is Feels good man.
>>113319 so literally the same shit, different day?
>>113320 >be euro >don't give a fuck >watch a highlight vid every tuesday during BREAKfast >dont miss anything story-related watching a 3h show compressed into 30min >watch ppvs full-length
>>113323 >watch a highlight vid every tuesday during BREAKfast I actually do the same but with the wwe channel's clips.
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WWE LEGEND JERRY "THE PEASANT" LAWLER
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>There'll be no entrance music
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>>113326 >no BURN IT DOWN in allahu akbar country
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>Entrant #50
>>113326 Source?
>Empty seats
>first match >HHH/Cena
#askaj How do you feel about your big following in the gay community?
lawler look high om every prescription ever
Who will the snackbars mark for the most?
>>113335 hard to tell. they're not pajeets so it wont be for reigns.
>>113335 João Cena.
>booker shilling for samoa joe since monday night if he or the miz wins ill be Ok
nice graphics dunn
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woken bo tonight boys
>Samoa Rollins
>Allahsmack
>the best match will be a gimmick match lmao taker and rusev gonna burn saudi israelia down
>Undertaker tries have a match for longer than 5 minutes >Literally dies >Is buried in the casket at ringside POTTERY
byron sucks. why is he on this panel? where the fuck is JBL? did he stay in the U.S. because he couldnt show up drunk?
Damn they're not even trying to make it seem like they're not burying rusev.
>>113347 They're havin fun maggle ah love it
Booker wants to get the fuck out of there
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THE BAR WILL BEEEEEEEEEEE D E L E T E D
>this song again cringe
>Those cozy VIP seats
AS ALLAH AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
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post yfw a bomb goes off
no habla ingles
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>AJ not being a public execution
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>A.J. not wearing a huge ass cross wtf you had one job
THE JEW IS HERE
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hey guys i have a new drinking game. take a shot everytime heyman says brock lesnar >>113364 >they're not everywhere in oil land
streem pl0x and wen ?
my prediction for the rumble. braun strowman or randy orton will win
>>113367 lurk more
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THESE GRAPHICS
>>113138 Where are the streem links to the upcoming shit show? I wanna see Roman get tossed around like a chew toy.
MAHARARA
>>113372 So is the crowd going to fire AK47s into the air when their favorite stars come out?
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>maharaja >from canada
>Promo package for a feud that literally has no build up
ITS ALL ABOUT THE TALENT AND HOW YOU BURY
Here we go, lads!
BE FOREWARNED
oh no
It's the terrorrist anime op maggle ah loveii
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE SPANKED THE MONKEEEEEEEY
think they'll cheer roman?
>no black chick over doing the lyrics already better than mania
Roman is going over TODAY
>PYRO
>>113386 america cucked by middle east as usual
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>already explosions
>>113383 Of course.
>diversity is Saudi's future strength
>>113389 There sure are a lot of Asians in Saudi Arabia
steph banned
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
THE GAY, TRIPLE H
>le water spit man >already audio issues
>Throws water bottle at the prince
>wasting water in a desert
It feels weird watching WrestleMania at noon, but I'm okay with it
LITTLE JIMMIES
HLR 👌 NEVER GIVE UP
Theres the pyro they've been saving all this time.
>farenheit literally gay
>87 is pleasant fuck off cole
>Jeddah is too sweet
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>cenas bald spot
Strap yourselves in folks this is gonna be a slow one.
These Saudis are WAY too excited about this match.
>>113407 It's nice to see people just enjoying wrestling, for once
>>113407 at least they're not smarks
>>113409 this tbh
>Cena sucks chant WEW SAUDI SMARKS COMIN IN HOT
>>113408 I agree, but if they're like this for the first match I might need a hearing aid after this ppv ends.
>That jafar commentary booth
>wont stfu about ronda holy hell
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>>113415 i love the butthurt
>>113415 Pussy Pass: DENIED!
LEL
This match has been weak as a fucking fart.
>>113415 fantastic
>>113419 it started alright but these old farts lost momentum.
>>113419 What did you expect, at least it went first
>no rebout knuckle wuut?
>trending worldwide of course because most of twitter is hadjis
CENAWINSLOL
hhh fuckign ded
HLR 👌💯
>cena promo
The whole match looked off, as if it was one huge botch, particularly the submissions.
>wins and buries nikki i like this lel
That royalty looking dude on the far left is definitely into it, he was counting the pin fall along with the ref
yo these niggas wearing picnic cloths on their heads
>normie music that sounds like 100000 other songs
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>nia tryin to act cute
What did I miss? Thought it took place tomorrow. Forgot to factor in timezone.
where is 205 anon? this is his event.
>>113436 Cena defeated HHH
>I'm a Mark sign
spazy nigger has the pointless belt now
>>113436 Cean and HHH pulled off the longest single botch the wrestling world has ever seen.
that belt is fucking ugly
guys, you want to know why these people hide their women? most arab bitches are ugly as fuck.
>>113443 Hotter than mcdonaldss
Welp taima's dead for me. that didnt take long.
>>113444 alahi aober brother
>that mysterious yellow stain in the ring
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did he just compare kalisto to RVD?
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I guess someone in the back saw someone do a spanish fly a while back and loved it.
>>113449 i wonder whos behind this post
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>>113449 >Company doesnt have a womens division >Doesnt have womens matches >Company has a womens division >Keeps going on about how great they are and patting themselves on the back for shit like having them main event shows >Goes to a place that doesnt allow womyns matches, exposing that all their talk is just that, talk Durr they the same
>>113452 top kek its all autismfags tbh
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W O K E N
>cole getting btfo by señor benjamin
>the bar >akbar >allahu akbar triggered
I just remembered that the bar is on SD now. This is a foregone conclusion.
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>>113459 >Try to act like you know what you're talking about >Fuck up this badly
spoopky
WONDERFUL!
DELETED ITS OVAHHHHHH
This crowd died fast.
>>113465 arabs dont like pajeets
>Arabs Boo The Poo
>meltz tweet He must be legit autistic i swear, at least heavy case of assburger
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THE MAHARAJA IS BETTER THAN ALLAH
>hardys head landing right on the yellowish streak
I really hope that they'd pull in a swerve or too by letting Ramen beat bork lazer .
>>113470 i missed the action, what is this stain really?
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>>113472 happened sometime during the cena/hhh match i guess.
pussboy canadian btfo
also this almost confirms that joe/miz wont win
>>113472 Fake Bake Spray-On Tan
Propaganda BREAK.
>propaganda during intermission
saudi arabia is just a bunch of barbaric shitskins who got lucky and stumbled upon a land with oil so now they're rich as fuck
holy fucking CRINGE
>Except for the kikes, fags, your infidel women, and the no-poo-in-loos. We don't want them.
>>113480 Now you know how people outside USA feel watching wwe
prayer BREAK
>Literally bragging about letting women drive
dude look a women is driving lol
>"WE LET WOMEN DRIVE, LOOK HOW GREAT WE ARE!" This is fucking amazing.
>no pop for y2j
>jericho has a cross on his vest BASED
>>113490 Chris "Deus Vult" Jericho
>>113489 Something tells me this isn't on screen because it's prayer time or something
>>113492 When did Godsmack replace Sully?
>>113493 Whoops. Forgot to DELETE post #.
yes lol
r.i.p. Verne Troyer
Styrofoam Stable
HALAL HERMANOS
terror team
>Mallet mates vs the ursos >When the usos + new day couldn't make a dent in the mallet mates
Goddamn it I missed the first hour. What I miss?
>>113500 b-b-but muh samoans?
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>>113500 >>113502 What about tongans ?
>>113501 Did you know that women can drive in saudi arabia now?
literally the same match as tueday
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usos lost
>>113504 I was informed yes. Give it 5 years and some fundamentalist crazy will have the crown prince killed and re institute the insanity. The issue isn't government, it's religion and the people. But whatever! How did it go? What matches I missed before Usos vs Rednecks?
>>113507 the bar was DELETED
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>taima won't load Anyone got alternative links?
BLOW IT UP
>>113508 Nice, but expected. Anything else? I saw some shitposting related to Hunter and Cena, as well as Rusev and Taker. Also >that pop for BURN IT DOWN It's not "bomb", but I suppose it's close enough
>>113512 lmao mostly a snooze fest.
>>113510 http://themustave.tk/a/wwe.php This is the link they're using
>about to leave >somoa joe comes out >my mom says "hes gonna kill this guy"
>inb4 they boo Balor because of GAY COMMUNITY
Why isnt that coward wearing his faggot gear?
>Not wearing rainbow gear wewewewewew
>that joke about "it's been in Asia for a while" Oh Corey~ You damned skamp.
>saudi pop for the gay communty not really suprised though
>>113514 Asks to sign up and doesn't even let me in after doing so. Anything else?
>>113522 I can't use it fine without signing up. Heck, Taima's working for me So…yeah you fucked son.
GET THIS GAY INFIDEL OFF OUR TABLE
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>its big its hot its beautiful
This crowd is like the Japanese crowd.
Can you hear any shitty chant? No? It's beautiful isn't it?
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>>113530 BONE CRINGING
>Taima chat mentioning Sasha sperging What the fuck, she got payed. What does the BLM bitch want even
>>113532 She needs a good dicking to set her straight
>>113532 Nigger sperging and usual victim mentality? Color me suprised
>>113532 What is she doing?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
BALOR THE BIGGEST GEEK
>rollins no sold ladder climb LEL
>show that little girl in the stands For fucks sake WWE, nobody cares you left off the piss BREAK matches, it's fine. No need to play publicity.
at least gaylor didnt win
>>113539 That's not wwe propaganda.
THE IRANIANS HAVE INVADED!
>Iranian flag Oh fuck here we go
>yfw WWE starts WW3
>Iran heat YES.jpg Well played Vinny.
Goddam americans booing people just because they're from a different country amiright?
>>113545 >It wasn't Trump >Or Putin >Or Israel >But Vincent Kennedy McMahon who started WW3
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>mfw Iran gets bombed for this
will this be better than wrestlemania i wonder
>>113549 >>113550 >First it was that picture with Trump where everyone except Shane's wife had been stunnered >Now he works the Saudi royals into a shoot and causes WW3 THIS TIMELINE!
>yfw Big Bible AJ comes out with a bible and cross
"""PROGRESSIVE""""
Reminder that Japanese fans hate this theme
>>113553 I wish he'd come out in full crusader themed garb with the Templar Chant as the theme DA! PACEM DOMINE! ringing out in the arena.
>>113555 With the rap or just the whole violin theme itself?
>>113555 It sounds like a guy that doesn't speak japanese reading japanese words.
>>113555 good, he's a heel and fuck weebs
FROM GAYSVILLE GEORGIA
"shin" haHAA
>>113560 <I live near there Accurate Shitpost
https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE What's her fucking problem bros?
>>113563 She's a fucking nigger cunt
>>113563 She has about 90 IQ i swear, dumb whore with rebel mentality
>>113563 Am I missing something here?
She needs a good fucking, her soy husband can't get the job done.
>>113563 the sheboon didn't get her way.
>this crowd You were better when you were quiet and popped for the fun shit. FUcking shitskins.
>KENNY OMEGA CLAPS WEW
>>113570 The wwe style americanized them under 2 matches
>>113571 >ywf they don't know the difference
>>113573 Your face when*
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>>113573 that's probably what it is
>>113575 To be fair, WWE has all but named Bullet Club, AJ and Balor both basically still are BC members in the WWE canon so, I guess it's understandable
>not the king of nut style Come on Maggle
WOW.GIF
AJ didn't remove the GAY.
REMATCH AT THE GREATEST GREAT BALLS OF FIRE FOR ONLY 9.99
Well that was good way to not bury Nakamura too hard and still let AJ retain I suppose.
I'm gonna be honest I forgot all about this match, I thought bork vs inferior ishii was next.
30 second match incoming
>Video package for taker >No mention of rusev This is just sad.
F It was good knowing you, Ru-Ru
Fuck rusev, he's a bitch
>Rusev Day also over in Saudiland Jesus man, at point does Vince give up trying to make him heel.
>>113588 HE'S NOT ROMAN DAMNIT
WutFace
>>113589 But Vince, you know you can have more than ONE guy over right?
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guys…
>Corbin tier hairline
There's some cool kino shots on this show.
>don't let him win T-thanks
>That wide ass casket
>>113593 Corbin in taker's age will have hairline reaching his ass
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>>113593 He's 53 tho
no matter what happens rusev is going to be so fucking over its not funny
The camera cuts are kicking rusev's ass.
>rusev fucking smiling all the time fucking mark lmao
The Undertaker can't even bump, this is shameful.
Taker is so tired.
Taker blown the fuck up
A-at least rusev got some offense in right?
>Aiden takes the tombstone because Rusev's too heavy for a safe bump
Hey now putting two men together in the casket like that? Absolutely haram.
aiden btfo
>>113605 It's over, he's buried. How many more times does Vinny need to do this before the wrestlers understand to not get over without permission.
Taker looking like an angry benjamin franklin
>Build the f-5 up by having lesnar only need one to beat people like strownman and joe >Roman kicks out of 5
>that promo
did you nerds actually expect rusev to go over undertaker in front of a bunch of saudi marks?
Will Brock strip Roman naked and rape him in Jeddah?
>>113613 Not really. What's sad is that Rusev wont get the win back. I wonder why Taker agrees to do all this when they always tout how he's an old school guy that goes out on his back and what not.
>>113616 >Linking an image on an imageboard
>>113618 Like i can be bothered to download it and then upload it
>POOCHIE STILL GETS BOOED WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Booing reigns IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE CHEERS DAMN IT! SOMEONE CALL TRUMP AND TELL HIM TO BOMB THESE MUSLIMS!
Vince needs that sandnigger money!
[LOUD MUTING]
Where is vince going next to try to get roman cheered?
>>113625 Coming next year, The Greatest WrestleMania at the Antarctic!
>Brock goes full crusade on the audience and mauls all the shitskins I wish it'd happen.
>>113625 Greatest Summerslam in North Korea
>>113617 >The only thing that taker is known for more then wanting to put over the talent? <Being a company man Gotta help vince jews those cryptojews and get out of jewarabia with the oil bucks before the shah realizes what is happening
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>>113625 Nunavut Night of Champions
>>113630 It'll be on some Samoan island. It's literally the ONLY way to get Roman cheered And I doubt even that would work.
I HAVE AN ERECTION!
SUPLEX CITY BITCH
>one chance to start off fast and strong >slow suplex spam and f5
le stoopidman punch
SSP FLASHBACKS
THE POWER OF REIGNS®™
>Finisher spam RIVETING MATCH HERE FELLAS, REMEMBER TO LAUGH AT THOSE BINGO HALLS(TM) FOR HAVING NO PSYCHOLOGY
GREATEST ALLY STRIKES AGAIN
ohh noo
they started match with 5 supers lel
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow roman you're a fuckin dummy.
WOW.GIF
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Roman Reigns landed first though Brock's feet didn't touch the floor, they were touching the cage and somewhat in the air Reigns rolled to the side first and his feet touched the floor first
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaahahahahahahah
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>YOU GET RAMEN VS BRACK TILL YOU CHEER ROMAN HAHAAH
>>113647 That actually is true, kek
Bork, please.
>>113647 See! Corey's all choked because he was going "his feet touched first!" but the replay clearly shows otherwise. This finish was shite. Who booked it this way should be shot. It was a fun spot, but it should have been a double win at most.
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>>113649 >vince is going to just have bork keep winning until people get sick of him winning the same match over and over and people actually want roman to win
PICK A NUMBER BOYS
based brock btfo of india
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>>113654 I'll take Lucky 42
>The absolute state of that ending
45 because it's her turn
daniel bryan vs big cass & daniel bryan
>>113663 sounded like cole said that
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>Pistachio belt
COME ON ELIAS
>booing ziggy btfo
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>>113666 >Satan's Number Dammit Dolph
I still don't get what the fuck they're trying to do with ziggy's entrance.
Who's the other winner maggle?
sin cara lol
SHOOTER CARA
>>113669 It's a deep comment on the state of entrances in general and how no entrance is infact the most entrance of entrances because ziggs is the must wrassler of wrasslers which to say he is not a wrassler at all.
The fucking state of that mask. Someone call bushi. >>113673
seen it coming
>Finally hear axel's theme >It gets cut off before he even gets to the ring
IM MARKIN OUT FOR MARK
KIKE KANELLIS
>Entire gimmick is his wife >Wife cant be there
>Mike >No Maria BOOOOOOOOO Who cares
>>113678 and hes gone
HERE'S TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST)
LMAO!!!!
HAHAHAHAH BURIED.jpg Vince really hates the soyboy for taking the wife's name doesn't he?
>Getting the Santino treatment I'M BURNING UP IN YOUR ALIMONY
WHO
>>113684 >Vince really hates the soyboy for taking the wife's name doesn't he? That's a gimmick you mark.
>>113687 Oh shit, I actually thought he'd done it and Vince just rolled with it. Who the fuck agrees to a gimmick like that
henry btfo
>>113688 In NJPW and ROH they were mike and maria bennett.
>>113690 So basically NJPW doesn't emasculate its wrestlers. Good for them
kofi bigger pop than roman lamo😂😂
>>113692 >He be jamaiccan it big time
So that's how got to 50 wrestlers.
SAY JOB
THE GEEKEST RUMBLE
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the midget maggle.
CROWD MARKIN OUT FOR HORNSWAGGLE FUKIN BASED
>Revival eliminated by Hornswaggle BURIED.jpg
Kofi BTFO
They're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
>Primo My fucking stomach hurts god damn
Did Hornswoggle really get eliminated? He climbed under the ropes I thought?
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>all yhes sand monkeys coming out to terrorist music
>>113704 he did indeed
>Negative pop for Bo LEL
>a rebirth for Bo oh fack he dropped the ball
>>113707 Almost no one is getting a pop. The midget did though.
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angle omfg
BO BTFO
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
ziggy btfo and ded
WE JOB HARD
Bo bumped and sold like a champ
>>113714 I kinda thought it was going to be 1+2 thru the whole thing, but I guess DB is going over brother
>goldust pop i approve it
>>113718 shitskin marks are just popping for muh attitude era guys at this point
>pin
who can fake hit betternthan glodust? no one
Even if it's all geeks I always love the suspense of waiting for someone's music to hit.
I WANT TO WALL
oops lmao botch post HOLY FUCK GOAT BTFO
I don't know half of these people's themes.
>>113726 to be fair many of their individual themes haven't been played in years
SNORIOUS
Is Ambrose cleared?
The homosexual police is in trouble.
the commentary is more fun than the match
post yfw rhyno wins
WOO HA HA HA
holy fak i knew it
Is rey wearing a diaper?
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>Still wasting the gay police like this
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>>113736 it hurts
AHMED, GET THE STONES
pancakes lol
It is so obvious that the actual fans were kept off the floor in favor of Royals. I'm glad I live in America where I can sit in the front row regardless of my class or lack there of so long as I have the money to pay scalpers.
fuck this nigga bring back festus
>>113740 >implying royality isnt the only true fans
>>113742 >implying they even know what's going on
that was the shittiest 619 i have ever seen
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>>113742 saudiposters go home
SHITTY LITTLE BOOTS
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>>113746 >indie memes
Those flying nothing into obvious rko are so shit.
>boreton eliminating people just to be irrelevant for the rest of the year
And once again Karl Anderson wishes he was back in Japan.
HETH
fuckin slater lel
Literally who
fuckiong who?
TYRUS X BAD LUCK FALE FUSION
Brodus clay got that mcintyre treatment LEL
W L O N E L F
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>>113758 AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Its funny how corbin was the indiebuster in nxt but he's best as a spot monkey
What
what a fuckin idiot
MY FUCKING STOMACH HURTS
>they replay it IT'S SHOVEL TIME BROTHER
>replaying the botch HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TITUS BTFO, I need a webm
Everytime a black guy comes out those two dudes do the prime time players dance.
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HOLY SHIT
Oh man, just that botch made this worth it
<They replay it again Dunn going wild brother!
The best thing is that it's completely in character with titus because he's been doing botches a lot in kayfabe
>>113770 >Dunn No way, this is totally Vinny. It's the kind of shit he loves.
This, that spine buster and that whisper in the wind are the best things about this.
YOU'RE ALL F U C K E D
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Oh man, this needs to be a banner
WHITES DOMINATE AGAIN
Tye's looking real jacked
Perfect 10 seconds in the ring.
where is brian at?
44 was my pick, watch it be Khali.
>elias vs strowman i am ok with this
Wait, who eliminated Bryan? I was too busy funposting
DB is sleeping outside.
The fucking stream died on me
>>113782 >>113779 there he is,confirmed for winning
>whistles
BOBBY IS MAH BOY
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There goes the budget….
#MAGA
Trump's pet.
DROPPED
DREAM MATCH
Oh wow brian's chest
>Popping for fucking khali
Son of a bitch, I forgot this started so early. Time to catch up if I can.
44 anon was so close lmao
>unga bunga
>>113794 comic reliefs had biggest pops in case you didnt notice THEY ARE HAVING FUN, MASSAN
>>113796 Bobby gonna win it all
Khali just now made it to the ring
DB looking like Jesus in his last days right now.
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>taima got the titus gif already
<Shane O'Mac
SEETHING
shane after that oil money
>Tana is nº50
<Can you imagine if Shane McMahon won the first ever greatest royal rumble Why must you say such terrible things Byron?
THE [LOUD BOOING]
FUCK THAT FAT CANADIAN FAGGOT
cass will come and fuck bryan up to push the feud
BIG ASS
>Jericho at 50 Okay I guess
HAHAHAAH THE BOTCHES
50 is y2j by the way
>cole keeps losing his shit the most entertaining he ever was tbh
>>113814 The Botchiest Royal Rumble!
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>no women >suddenly it's the best thing wwe done in years How will sjw's explain this?
BREAK THE W A L L S
I'm beyond behind. Still at the Cass entrance
>>113818 >suddenly it's the best thing wwe done in years It's been boring as hell, the only thing saving this whole event is the royal rumble format.
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>>113820 If you're watching on taima right click and put it on 2x speed.
>that shrug Jericho is the best.
big ass fuckign deadnfrom that botch based
RIP the money
>strowman eliminating niggers is he /ourguy/?
>>113775 the sandnigger rumble has been redeemed.
>>113810 called it
You can always count on shane to die for our sins.
STROWMAN STROWMAN STROWMAN STROWNAM
>Big ass is one of the final two KEK
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
ass btfo
Strownman is dangerously close to being overpushed like roman. They have to be careful or people are going to turn on him.
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Braun is gonna have a shit time getting that through customs.
>Mexican music
>>113836 What the fuck is this spaz doing?
>>113835 wrong
Well lost the entire second half of the fucking rumble. Don't even know when Zayn got in and I assume Braun won from these posts.
Titus O'Neil saved this show
>>113841 Sami wasn't here.
>>113841 faggots againt allowed in arabi
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Will they upload Titus' botch to the WWE youtube I wonder.
>>113847 they'll probably capitalize on it before everyone else uploads clips
>>113849 I bet Vinny laughed so very hard at it. It's the kind of shit I can just imagine him busting a gut too.
>>113839 Riding his equally-retarded camel to Mecca?
>>113851 good chance. still makin him squirm for grabbing him a while back.
>>113846 >when the downers kick in
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>>113856 >>113856 thanks fam literally just uploaded this to my channel
>>113856 this shit gets more funnier, the more i watch it.
>>113548 I knew this fucking guy looked familiar.
>>113859 STILL IN A DREEEEEEAAAAMMMMM
I caught the end of it after the RR/Bork match. What a weird crowd.
Wait a minute, Mansoor Al-Shehail is actually HWNDU Jesus!?
So in the end, it really was a glorified house show? >>113548 >>113859 I want to hear this man cut a promo now.
>Just getting around to watching this now >Fucking Hornswoggle comes out My sides
This really was basically a house show. The only thing of real importance was Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt becoming champs.Braun winning the Rumble doesn't really mean anything, he gets a comically large trophy and a novelty belt that may as well have come from the gift shop. Disappointing.
>>113865 But he WAS NOT in a pancake outfit. This separates THE GREATEST SHOW OF SHOWS from just THE GREATEST ROYAL HOUSE SHOW
>>113863 Yup, it's HWNDU Jesus. He's one of the new interns from that KSA Tryouts things. Living the dream, I say.
Really invigorated my intestines.
Did Braun Strowman just convert to Islam?
>>113884 more like did saudis just become christians
Forgot about this shit again. Was it any good? Better than wrestlemania?
>>113889 everything was better than comedymania. long story short i am pretty sure every champ retained and strowman btfo of the rumble. also the bar was DELETEDglad
>>113890 not to mention Titus Worldslide!
Cole and Corey laughing their asses off at Titus pretty much made this PPV for me.
>>113872 >A source told us that Vince McMahon was almost in tears because he was laughing so hard and he made the call for the production team to show the replay several times When they showed the replay so much I imagined it was Vince laughing his ass off
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>>113548 >Gone full Arab When he first arrived on HWNDU he got mad at people calling him a shitskin and said he was Greek and insisted that Greeks were white. Now he signs with WWE and has revealed his true race. Anyway, he's good based off his wrestling clips, it's incredible that someone from imageboards is now in the WWE, I still can't bolieve it.
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Could it happen?
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>I-it was t-totally i-intentional g-guys, time to c-cash those c-checks!
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Gotta love iron sheik
>>113897 /pol/ is basically 90% shitskins with white envy.
>>113904 Sheik-s account is a work brother hh
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>>113898 Jesus Christ. It's a damn shame there's no JBL in the locker room these days to beat the shit out of these manchildren
>>113907 >Calls others manchildren >In the board where we talk about men play fighting
>>113907 fuck JBL
>>113906 FACK YOU HOLK HOGAN YOU FACKIN HOLLYWOOD BLONDE JABRONI!
Well my doctor says i have chronic comatose syndrome but i finally woke up and watched the GRR, here's some thoughts i had on the program: Cenawinslol Dead crowd during cruiser weight titlematch >Maggle shills Saudi royal family >House of Saud That's a great name for either a theme restaurant or a Superman villain I'm glad they're not burying Nicholas on commentary. >Señor Benjamin trolling Maggle on twatter instead of actually burying him ronsimmonsDAMN.gif DELETE the bar? But decent tag match though. >What good is having a friend if they don't help you cheat in a fight? Graves actually said something entertaining. >WWE paving over the prayer time with a recap panel Mudslimes buried Jerichos promos are always great why isn't he in the HoF yet? He's about half retired anyways. Crunch Cousins win lol The saudis get real fireworks for pyro but in America we get Ryback pyro. Thanks Vince The ladder barely missed Joe. That could've botched so much more hilariously. Good ladder match, Miz looked strong as fuck but i knew they wouldn't put the IC title on a SD! guy. I think one of those Saudi trainees said something about being the new Four Horsemen in whatever language that was. Massive heat for Daivari not seen since his post 9/11 debut on SD! Nakamuras new finisher: Arm to Balls The Saudi crowd is more active for AJ/Nakamura than the Mania crowd. wew. Shit finish too. I thought Undertakers match was decent, better than the Cena squash match. Romans feet touched first but Brock wins.  I want to be mad about the botched ending but Roman didn't win so fuck it Green Saudi Rumble championship belt? WTF? Will it be defended like other titles but only once per year? Hiroki Sumi?
[Expand Post]>Hornswoggle bites Ziggler Titus ONeil falls, the Shocker nods his silent approval. Strowman wins and gets snake charmer music with his title belt. This whole event was a godawful ass kiss to the king of Saudi Arabia even if it did have decent matches.
>>113912 I don't go around talking about imageboards IRL because I'm not a colossal faggot
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>>113912 >implying any of us are manchildren
>>113919 It's a legitimate PPV so the results will carry over to Raw this monday.
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Some of you might be too young to remember, but this is the country that did 9/11.
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https://twitter.com/gsaksa/status/990138814193721344?s=21 CARMELLA TOO HOT FOR SAUDI >The General Sport Authority would like to apologize to the viewers and attendees of last night’s WWE event that took place in Jeddah, over the indecent scene involving women that appeared as an ad before a segment. It would like to confirm it’s total disapproval of this, in the shadow of its commitment to eliminate anything that goes against the communities values. >The authority has made sure to ban showing of any segment that involves women wrestling or any scenes related to it, and stipulated that to the company (WWE). The authority also disapproved any promotional stuff with pictures or videos showing women in an indecent way, and emphasized on commitment of this rule. And it’s a commitment that the authority would still commit to forever in all of it’s events and programs.
>>114075 P R O G R E S S I V E
>>114079 Vince needed that sandnigger money.
>>114153 I hate that the fact that they made the WWE format so sterile in order to appeal to these sandniggers and streetshitters.


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