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WWE March 2019 Megathread:Batista's Back edition Boliever 03/01/2019 (Fri) 23:33:42 Id: dc9c61 No. 135704
Time for Fastlane baby! Animalistic aggression >After seemingly trying to goad Triple H into a physical confrontation on SmackDown 1000 last year, Batista provoked The Game once more this past Monday night by crashing Ric Flair’s 70th birthday, attacking “The Nature Boy” in his locker room and dragging Flair — Triple H’s mentor — out into the arena hallway. >The Cerebral Assassin rushed backstage to confront The Animal, but Batista had already left the scene. The Game isn’t known for letting transgressions slide, so how will he deal with the actions of his former friend on Raw? What is the status of the Raw Women’s Championship? >In addition to addressing the horrific actions of Batista, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon have another situation escalating in the Raw Women’s division. After Stone Cold was arrested for violating her suspension this past Monday night, Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey urged Stephanie to allow The Man to challenge for the title at WrestleMania. The Chief Brand Officer then reiterated that Lynch would not be competing at The Show of Shows, and that The Baddest Woman on the Planet would defend her title against SmackDown LIVE’s Charlotte Flair as scheduled. >Given the McMahon family’s refusal to budge on the Lynch situation, Rousey laid the title down in front of Stephanie and left it there, leaving many to wonder if The Rowdy One would carry the championship to WrestleMania at all. >Meanwhile, Charlotte announced on SmackDown LIVE this week that she would come to Raw to be crowned Raw Women’s Champion by Mr. McMahon. Will The Queen claim the throne on Team Red? Is a Shield reunion on the horizon? >After revealing to the WWE Universe that his leukemia is in remission, Roman Reigns joined Seth Rollins in helping Dean Ambrose repel a 4-on-1 beatdown at the hands of Drew McIntyre, Bobby Lashley, Elias and Baron Corbin. The act of salvation confused The Lunatic Fringe just as much as it did the WWE Universe given Ambrose’s betrayal of The Shield last October — the same night The [LOUD LEUKEMIA] disclosed that his leukemia had returned. >Were Reigns and Rollins hinting that they’re ready to forgive Ambrose, or were The Hounds of Justice simply living up to their name given the unfair circumstances? Intercontinental and Extraordinary >After Lio Rush inadvertently challenged Finn Bálor to an Intercontinental Championship Match and lost this past Monday night, Bobby Lashley was furious with his hype man for getting the title opportunity that he was supposed to arrange for “The All Mighty One.” The Man of the Hour affirmed to Lashley that he could still be trusted. Will Rush get Lashley another opportunity, or will another Superstar step to the Intercontinental Irishman?
Dbry is the fucking best holy shit
>>137476 Yeah, who knew when this segment started it'd be Daniel Bryan of all people who'd take New Day out at the fucking knees. It's true what they say, good guys make the best heels, heels make the best good guys, because each is about to stand outside of the other and look in. That said, Bryan came off as such a dick I really wonder if a lot of that came from a real place.
>>137478 ***each is able
Asuka is going to lose and be added to the WM main event isn't she? The women's titles are going to be unified aren't they? Lol brand split
>>137480 She'd have to win to be added to it since no more auto rematches. Charlotte is probably winning since they have nothing for asuka so may as well have both belts in the main event
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FUCK THIS SHIT GOD FORRBID YOU GIVE YOUR BEST WOMYNS WRESTLER A MATCH ON THE SHOW NAH FUCK IT BECKY REDDITOR IT IS
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>Charlotte is going into a triple threat match for the RAW women's championship as the Smackdown women's champion >Charlotte could be leaving Mania as the titleholder for both brands
based snek ending the match before kurt can make a fool of himself by botching moves
Oh, what the even actual fuck? Why even cocktease us like this? Smart on someone's part at least, AJ vs Angle would blow away anything Corbin could do without even trying.
>>137484 Kofi's salt face is bitter as fuck.
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>Our colored lesbian superhero will beat all the evil wypipo because dragons, or something. Also, drink Mt. Dew we guess, I dunno.
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wew
>joan jet playing entrance live Lmao fuck this main event
>>137490 Social Justice ruins yet another thing as it must ruin all things.
Shane is as bad as a heel as he was as a babyface
>punish him for his gretaest MIZtake *points at miz* >*Pause* >That was when he impregnated YOUR MOTHER Yeah I got it the first time Shane thanks
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Miz just buried Sanity
Just realized Vince is dicking them around once again. "Kofi's in WrestleMania" isn't even remotely the same as "Kofi has a shot at the title at WrestleMania"
>>137495 God damn it lol
this show has been nothing but burials
>>137497 It's wrestlemania season lol
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>asuka backstage cheering new day even though she just lost her title what a trooper
>>137500 I wanna titfuck peyton
Whoa Kofi did it guys
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>>137499 >NO ASUKA >NO ROUSEY
IT'S OVAAAAHHH You know if they unify the wymyns belts then how likely will it be that they will start a wymyns only show on the network? I'd almost be fine with that if it meant that they all remain there like 205 dive midgets but the women will likely be on that exclusive show AND keep their spots on RAW & SD.
So what's up with Nakamura, doesn't seem to have a match too. The two japs that won the rumbles last year and then lost their title matches at Mania seem to be nowhere for this Mania.
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>>137507 >>137506 They're probably giving titles to niggers and spics for (((diversity))).
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Asuka should go full psycho Kana mode and just start attacking everyone at this point. Just write her to be someone who snapped from being fucked over. Sadly creative will probably just forget about her like they have since she left NXT.
>>137508 Not yet, all the top champions are white in both mens and womens: lesnar, rousey, bryan and now charlotte. The fact that charlotte took the belt from Asuka, already read a comment saying it's the "white women's revolution" lol.
RAW on April Fools Day Can WrestleMania’s main-event Superstars coexist against The riotttttttttt Squad? >The journey to the main event of this year’s WrestleMania main event has grown increasingly complicated in recent weeks, and it hits another sharp turn on Monday night when Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey teams with Stone Cold and new SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair to battle The riotttttttttt Squad in a six-woman tag team bout. If Rousey, Lynch or Flair betray either of their teammates, they will be removed from the Raw Women’s Title main event of this year’s Show of Shows. >And, yes, you read that right. The Queen defeated Asuka this past Tuesday night to snare the Women’s Title of Team Blue, meaning that she could very well hold two championships when WrestleMania draws to a close. Of course, that match could change drastically — and lose a participant — on Raw. >With tensions running high, Becky, Ronda and Charlotte will be hard-pressed to work as a team and secure their place in the first-ever Women’s main event of WrestleMania. Kurt Angle battles Rey Mysterio in his final Raw match >Two Superstars credited with putting SmackDown on the map in the early 2000s will battle it out one last time, strangely enough, on Monday Night Raw as Kurt Angle faces Rey Mysterio in the final Raw match of his farewell tour. >The Olympic Hero and The Ultimate Underdog have mixed it up numerous times in the past — including a memorable clash at SummerSlam 2002 — but their final match together on Raw could eclipse their prior confrontations in terms of sheer emotion. >This will mark Angle’s penultimate match, as he will compete in the ring for one last time against Baron Corbin at WrestleMania. As Angle battles his longtime friend, the bitter Lone Wolf will surely be watching. Brock Lesnar comes to Raw to extinguish Seth Rollins’ fire >Seth Rollins laid out Paul Heyman this past Monday night, and he didn’t even need to touch him. >After the advocate for Universal Champion Brock Lesnar delivered what he thought was a verbal parting shot to “The Beastslayer,” Rollins stormed up the entrance ramp after Heyman, who fell backward in shock and proceeded to beg for mercy from his client’s WrestleMania challenger. With fire in his eyes and the WWE Universe at his back, Rollins affirmed, “We are going to WrestleMania, we are gonna beat Brock Lesnar, we are gonna take the Universal Title and we are gonna march into Suplex City and we are gonna burn it down!” >How will Lesnar respond to the increasingly emboldened Architect, six nights before their WrestleMania showdown? Will The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection regret taking on three teams at WrestleMania? >WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions Booley & Sasha Banks are warriors, determined to take on any challenger from any brand. But at WrestleMania, The booable one and The Boss have agreed to defend their titles against three powerful teams in Nia Jax & Tamina, Beth Phoenix & Natalya and The IIconics. >With “The Samoan Slaughterhouse” and the newly reunited “Divas of Doom” representing imposing physical challenges for The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection, the conniving (and rule-bending) Billie Kay & Peyton Royce represent a psychological obstacle for Booley & Sasha Banks. After all, no one enjoys getting inside the head or under the skin of their opponents quite like The IIconics. >How are Booley & Sasha Banks preparing for the Fatal 4-Way Match they’ve brought upon themselves? Who will join the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? >OK, so given the choice between Braun Strowman, Colin Jost and Michael Che, it’s easy to pick the odds-on favorite in this year’s Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania (hint: he’s seven-feet-tall and he BREAKs things). But with only three names officially confirmed for the over-the-top-rope Show of Shows tradition, additional Superstars will surely be added to the field. >Who else will declare for the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? Find out by tuning in to Monday Night Raw Will Roman Reigns attain retribution against Drew McIntyre before WrestleMania? >Roman Reigns’ acceptance of Drew McIntyre’s WrestleMania challenge this past Monday night was met with a savage attack by The Scottish Psychopath, who later battled The [LOUD LEUKEMIA]’s Shield brother Dean Ambrose in a Last Man Standing Match. >Taking particular glee in pummeling The Hounds of Justice, McIntyre dismantled and defeated The Lunatic Fringe, sending a horrific message to his Show of Shows opponent. >How will Reigns respond on the final Raw before WrestleMania? Tune in to Monday Night Raw
>>137426 Rhonda Rousey to be the first woman ever
>>137509 She's probably going to leave. There is no future for japanese wrestlers in WWE they did this shit to funaki and Taka(when he was on fucking fire) back in the 90s. Now they are doing it to shinsuke and asuka after giving them a "little something" now they are just going to be Kai En Tai joke tier.


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