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WWE March 2019 Megathread:Batista's Back edition Boliever 03/01/2019 (Fri) 23:33:42 Id: dc9c61 No. 135704
Time for Fastlane baby! Animalistic aggression >After seemingly trying to goad Triple H into a physical confrontation on SmackDown 1000 last year, Batista provoked The Game once more this past Monday night by crashing Ric Flair’s 70th birthday, attacking “The Nature Boy” in his locker room and dragging Flair — Triple H’s mentor — out into the arena hallway. >The Cerebral Assassin rushed backstage to confront The Animal, but Batista had already left the scene. The Game isn’t known for letting transgressions slide, so how will he deal with the actions of his former friend on Raw? What is the status of the Raw Women’s Championship? >In addition to addressing the horrific actions of Batista, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon have another situation escalating in the Raw Women’s division. After Stone Cold was arrested for violating her suspension this past Monday night, Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey urged Stephanie to allow The Man to challenge for the title at WrestleMania. The Chief Brand Officer then reiterated that Lynch would not be competing at The Show of Shows, and that The Baddest Woman on the Planet would defend her title against SmackDown LIVE’s Charlotte Flair as scheduled. >Given the McMahon family’s refusal to budge on the Lynch situation, Rousey laid the title down in front of Stephanie and left it there, leaving many to wonder if The Rowdy One would carry the championship to WrestleMania at all. >Meanwhile, Charlotte announced on SmackDown LIVE this week that she would come to Raw to be crowned Raw Women’s Champion by Mr. McMahon. Will The Queen claim the throne on Team Red? Is a Shield reunion on the horizon? >After revealing to the WWE Universe that his leukemia is in remission, Roman Reigns joined Seth Rollins in helping Dean Ambrose repel a 4-on-1 beatdown at the hands of Drew McIntyre, Bobby Lashley, Elias and Baron Corbin. The act of salvation confused The Lunatic Fringe just as much as it did the WWE Universe given Ambrose’s betrayal of The Shield last October — the same night The [LOUD LEUKEMIA] disclosed that his leukemia had returned. >Were Reigns and Rollins hinting that they’re ready to forgive Ambrose, or were The Hounds of Justice simply living up to their name given the unfair circumstances? Intercontinental and Extraordinary >After Lio Rush inadvertently challenged Finn Bálor to an Intercontinental Championship Match and lost this past Monday night, Bobby Lashley was furious with his hype man for getting the title opportunity that he was supposed to arrange for “The All Mighty One.” The Man of the Hour affirmed to Lashley that he could still be trusted. Will Rush get Lashley another opportunity, or will another Superstar step to the Intercontinental Irishman?
YOU DESERVE CANCER
>>135706 Cancer turned out to be the biggest heel ever, managing to get even Roman Reigns over.
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So I don't know about Taker, but a month left till Mania, where's jon?
>>135706 No wonder the WWE sucks so fucking bad as a company, the people who attend their events are absolute fucking braindead scum who suck shit and then smile with it stuck in their teeth afterwards.
WWE is so stupid for pushing an ugly thing like Charlotte, if they want a hot blonde as their top girl, ALEXA BLISS OR LACEY EVANS are much better options.
>>135706 These fucks keep showing up in my YouTube recommended and they're not even good, legit the most mark selection of people I've heard in a while to the point it's just embarrassing
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>Well, this should be interesting! #SNL cast members and “Weekend Update” Anchors Michael Che & @ColinJost will be special guests tomorrow night on #Raw! Photo courtesy of @nbcsnl https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1102282532484235265
>>135706 Roman Reigns doesn't actually have cancer and this entire thing was a setup to get Roman over
>>135728 Yup, I think it was a work too. ~3 months from tearfully relinquishing the belt to the cancer being in remission and coming back to a crowd ready to suck his dick? I don't buy it.
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>>135728 >>135729 Speaking of getting Roman over check this out. https://www.wwe.com/polls/which-raw-superstar-are-you-most-eager-for-roman-reigns-to-face?sf208815980=1 The choices in the poll are: >Drew McIntyre >Dean Ambrose >Finn Balor >Bobby Lashely >Baron Corbin >Elias >Aleister Black >Seth Rollins >Ricochet
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>>135729 A few years ago Bret Hart was diagonsed with Prostate Cancer but a month later he had a surgery and was basically cured of it. Then a few months after that, he even appeaered with Natalya and put the Flairs in a sharpshooter. I guess with Roman they might've caught the leukemia back early on and gave him the best treatment so he got cured fast. Only way I can logically explain that to not be a work. Also still the fact that if it was a work and word got out then that would result in big negative publicity on both WWE and Roman, they'd lose a lot of money like that so I doubt they would take such a risk.
>>135732 Here's the thing though, how would it get out? Even if someone had the gall to formally request proof of his medical condition, the WWE and Roman himself could justifiably tell them to go fuck themselves because medical records are private. It would be very hard to "prove" a negative in this case. I think it's a work. It could be legit, but the fact that it has so perfectly and conveniently gotten Roman more over than he's ever been is just too damn fishy for me to bolieve otherwise.
>>135737 >>135732 Also, I dunno how familiar you are with Leukemia versus Prostate Cancer, but there's no easy fix for the latter va surgery as there is versus the former. I've personally witnessed someone suffer and finally succumb to Leukemia over a period of several years, and that shit is absolutely devastating to the body.
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>>135737 >>135738 I'm not too familiar with leukemia so I'm sure you know more about it than I do. While the circumstances around the whole thing does seem fishy, it still would be a stretch for me to bolieve it would be a total work. Also when he was hugging his family in his return, especially his mother, it was a long and deep hug, felt genuine and emotional. Roman isn't a great actor, I doubt his mom is too, so that's another reason why I don't fully bolieve it could be a work. Same goes for the promo when he announced it. Plus it shocked even his close ones, Rollins came out crying for one thing. If it is a work, then it would I would call it the biggest and greatest one, on par or even greater than if The Montreal Screwjob was one now my opinion on that isn't totally clear but that's another discussion. >Leukemia Group Addresses Fans Who Think Roman Reigns’ Cancer Was A Work https://411mania.com/wrestling/roman-reigns-leukemia-work/
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In case anyone gives a fuck, apparently Ronda worked herself into a shoot on twitter and wants to shoot on Becky. Obviously could be a work, but she exposed the business (calling shit fake and referring to scripts) in her tweets so I doubt it was WWE approved. https://archive.fo/gFTNf I really hope this is legit and this shitty feud ends prematurely.
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>>135743 >worked into a shoot by Stone Cold over fucking Twitter
>>135728 >>135729 >There are people who actually think WWE would use cancer as an angle >when they work with cancer charities They have a lot more to lose than they have to gain.
>>135743 On Twitter, Ronda Rousey did the unimaginable. She refused to FOLLOW THE SCRIPT! Heh saw this exact comment on the youtube video for this clip
>>135745 Nigger never underestimate the shrewdness and lengths that Vince and his family will go to in order to draw in accordance to their agenda.
>>135747 Again: They have a hell of a lot more to lose than they have to gain, just use some basic logic. Also nice use of nigger to fit in, try harder brother.
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>>135748 As I stated prior in >>135737 there's little risk involved. But go ahead and get worked, mark.
Roman has cancer for real if you think otherwise you're a fucking mark who overthinks your wrestling way too fucking much
>"Roman Reigns on inspiring other cancer patients"
>>135745 This. WWE's business sense is shit given their product's absolute STATE, but it's not that bad.
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>They want to do a shield reunion before Dean leaves the company >They're big match will most likely end up being with Cobrin, Lashley, and Drew
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based dave

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OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is she such a perfect aryan queen bros?
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Wow shield is back I DON'T CARE
>captain marvel's favorite wwe superstar Way to bury ricochet jfc
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Screw the /wooo/
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>"Damn your fantasies,Damn The Man, Screw the wooo and no more Mr. nice bitch" Ronda shooting hard tonight >The backstage guy yelling RONDA HOLD THE TITLE UP into the mic is the last thing we hear before the show ends. top kek
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>Shield reunion This is like the third time in a span of less than 1.5 years Also I don't know what they're going to do with Roman and Dean for Mania, a match between them as Dean's last would have worked but I guess not anymore. Also imagine if they somehow wrote in that Roman got into the Lesnar match just like this whole becky/charlotte/ronda feud. Probably might even sink all the goodwill Roman got from cancer.
>Torrie Wilson going into the Hall of Fame Huh. I like Torrie but I never thought she would get in, pretty much was in that class of divas like Sable and Stacy Keibler who by WWE's own propaganda were part of the bad era of wmymyns wrestling. I suppose even Kelly Kelly could get in huh? Also surprises me that women like Victoria and Molly Holly aren't in yet, who were said to be good wrestlers in that same era. Well whatever, also still upset that Vader will never seem to get in, RIP.
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>RAW where Haitch kills kayfabe >mfw Bryan and Dave won't even be angry in their review
WHAT'S UP R-Truth to issue another United States Championship Open Challenge >Asking himself “What would John Cena do?,” R-Truth took on both Rey Mysterio and Andrade when they answered his United States Championship Open Challenge this past week. With the two rivals focused on each other, Truth was able to roll up Mysterio and retain his title. >Tonight, Truth will issue another open challenge for his star-spangled title. Who will step up and answer the call? The Miz to face Jey Uso >Just five nights before their SmackDown Tag Team Championship rematch at WWE Fastlane, The Miz and Jey Uso will square off in a one-on-one battle with momentum hanging in the balance. >The Usos remain convinced that The A-Lister is a joke, and that Shane McMahon should find another tag team partner, though Shane-O-Mac clearly disagreed when he made the rematch for Fastlane in The Miz’s hometown of Cleveland. >Can The Awesome One prove himself and gain momentum heading into the huge title match? Is Kevin Owens looking to gain more momentum heading into WWE Fastlane? >Mr. McMahon shocked the WWE Universe last Tuesday when he replaced Kofi Kingston in the WWE Championship Match at WWE Fastlane with the returning Kevin Owens. KO teamed up with Kingston later that night, pinning WWE Champion Daniel Bryan with a thunderous Stunner. >With just five nights remaining before their title showdown, what else might KO do to get the upper hand on Bryan? Will The Hardy Boyz continue their quest to become the greatest tag team? >Last Tuesday, Matt & Jeff Hardy reunited as a tag team for the first time since 2017, defeating The Bar in a thrilling battle. In a WWE.com exclusive interview following their victory, The Hardy Boyz said that they joined forces once again to prove to everyone that they are the greatest tag team in time and space. >Will The Hardy Boyz continue on this journey? Who might their quest lead them to next?
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>"The reason you down have 7 foot tall backup is because Kevin you don't have any friends left" Could have been a perfect time to have Sami Zayn come out https://twitter.com/PeytonRoyceWWE/status/1103091633426518016 https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/1103100438587547648
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Why again is Matt back? I thought he retired because his back is fucking destroyed. Are they doing the BROKEN WOKEN gimmick still?
>>135800 He's MULTIFARIOUS brother
BROTHERRRRRR NXT WAS AMAZING THIS WEEK BROTHER BROTHER TAG TEAM CLINICS MY BROTHERRRRRR ALL TAG TEAMS AROUND THE WORLD TAKE NOTES MY BROTHERRRRRRRRRR this aint even a joke brother
>>135949 Alright, I'll give it a shot. Torrenting now. It better be as good as you say, brother.
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Wrestlemania 36 logo revealed, it will be in Tampa Bay Florida. Logo looks like shit, cool that Hogan was there in the announcement though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj9LgEGUlLM
>#TheNewDay, @AlexaBliss_WWE, @MustafaAliWWE & more will join @PatMcAfeeShow on the first-ever #WWEWatchAlong during #WWEFastlane THIS SUNDAY! https://www.wwe.com/shows/wwefastlane/2019/article/wwe-watch-along-to-debut-at-fastlane-on-youtube-twitter-and-facebook?utm_source=Direct >This Sunday, you're invited to the ultimate WWE Fastlane party. WWE Superstars and Legends will join host Pat McAfee to watch WWE Fastlane backstage at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio, and you can watch with them live on YouTube, Facebook and Twitter. >Guests who will be popping in and out of this special WWE Watch Along livestream include Alexa Bliss, The New Day, Mustafa Ali, The IIconics, Natalya, Beth Phoenix, Christian and Cathy Kelley. And that's just the names we know so far. There's no telling who might crash this party. >You'll hear candid commentary from our guests, get live reactions from the Superstars after some of the night's biggest matches, and might even have the opportunity to throw out some questions and commentary of your own. >You won't want to miss WWE Watch Along, so tune in to WWE Fastlane, streaming live on Sunday, March 10, at 7 ET/4 PT on the award-winning WWE Network, and watch along with the Superstars on YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
>>135960 Man that sure is one gigantic uninspired turd isn't it?
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>>135967 looks like some pirate flag or something
>>135960 >>135968 I fail to see what was so wrong with this. They used it basically unchanged for the first 10 or so events. Perhaps it's time to return to using it.
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>>136073 It's old damnit! Reminder that the reason Wrestlemania isn't numbered anymore is because Vince feels it will make it look 'old'
>>136106 >Vince feels it will make it look 'old' That's really odd. I'm pretty sure everyone knows Wrestlemania has been going on for decades. It's not like anyone thinks it's some new PPV. Can Vince just fucking die already
>>136109 >>136106 God, he is such a fucking faggot I swear.
>>135704 It's been over 2 years since I stopped watching WWE and haven't visited the board, has anything changed? Also wew, Ronda Rousey?
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>>136233 The B-Team's title reign was amazing, but other than that nothing noteworthy
>>136233 Roman is finally cheered by fans after overcoming the odds against Leukemia.
>>136235 >Rhyno and Chris Benoit
Fastlane was a thing What will happen when Triple H comes face-to-face with Batista? >Tonight on Raw, Triple H will stand face-to-face with Batista, two weeks after The Animal made a shocking return to attack WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair to get The Game’s attention. >Can the squared circle possibly contain the former Evolution cohorts amidst such volatile circumstances? Will Batista continue to play mind games with The Cerebral Assassin? Will chaos reign now that Becky has been added to Raw Women’s Title Match at WrestleMania? >For months, the intensity surrounding the Raw Women’s Championship has been bringing non-stop chaos to Raw. Last night at WWE Fastlane, interference from Ronda Rousey gave Stone Cold a victory by disqualification over Charlotte Flair, which allowed The Man to join the Raw Women’s Title Match at WrestleMania against The Baddest Women on the Planet and The Queen. Will this result in more bedlam between the three Superstars en route to The Showcase of The Immortals? Who will stop Nia Jax & Tamina on The Road to WrestleMania? >Last night at WWE Fastlane, a very impressive Raw Women’s Tag Team Championship defense by Sasha Banks & Booley was overshadowed by a post-match slaughter at the hands of their defeated opponents, Nia Jax & Tamina. >To make matters worse, the destructive pair also took out WWE Hall of Famer Beth Phoenix before also laying out Natalya when The Queen of Harts came to the aid of her former partner. >Will the titleholders be out for retribution or move on to their next big challenge? Will Phoenix and Natayla be back for more? Can anyone stop the scourge of Nia & Tamina on The Road to WrestleMania? Where will Reigns, Rollins and Ambrose go after The Shield's last ride? >Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose triumphed over Baron Corbin, Drew McIntyre and Bobby Lashley in The Shield’s last ride at WWE Fastlane. It’s been said that when a door closes, another opens. What will that look like? >How will Rollins gear up for his titanic WrestleMania clash against Universal Champion Brock Lesnar? After Reigns made his triumphant return from his battle with leukemia, who is The [LOUD LEUKEMIA] hoping to face on The Grandest Stage of Them All? What’s next for Ambrose after the historic win by The Hounds of Justice? Who will emerge victorious in Intercontinental Title showdown? >Last week on Raw, Drew McIntyre, Bobby Lashley & Baron Corbin overcame Intercontinental Champion Finn Bálor, Braun Strowman & Kurt Angle in a frenetic Six-Man Tag Team Match. >Now, 24 hours after he and his cohorts battled The Shield, Bobby Lashley has an Intercontinental Championship Match against Finn Bálor. Who will walk out of Raw with the workhorse title on the turbulent Road to WrestleMania?
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I woke up with this idea so I figured I'd try it. 8ch said the body was too long but I just don't buy it. So check the attached images if you have a heart. This is a retarded Stan parody, this is Mark.
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>>136598 This is amazing
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>>136598 Fucking outSTANding anon.
>muh shield
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>inb4 dean announces he signed back with wwe
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Shelton Benjamin did more in that opening match than he's done in almost a year on smackdown.
>random angry nog face up on the tron
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LASH LEE
hey look finn balor was champion for two seconds again
>dana oh dear
rip dana your last promo was also your worst. F
>ronda concussing another diva jesus
bliss is looking great holy shit
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>Mania being hosted by a chronically injured Bliss >literally nobody actors as special correspondents they're working really hard to try to beat the Broadus Clay dancing mama segment for worst Wrestlemania fuck ups
Braun Strowman in Street Fighter 2
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>no way jose comes through with retard faggot hair >elias immediately btfos him
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Hall of Fame, we comin for you nigga!
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>>136624 lio should have the belt
holy fuck batista chill
>>136626 i can't decide if this was a good promo or just a script for gay porn
>>136627 i think batista forgot his lines, assuming there was a script
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>crews vs angle >roman vs corbin
That looked like a concussion, lads. Another hiatus for da Big Dawg, gents.
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>>136630 getting worked into a shoot brother? hh
pretty good falls count anywhere match just wish they had more time
>>136633 Pretty hard to work the way his head bounced off that mat.
>WWE changes to hard out at 10:00pm ala USA network orders >Goes off at 10:01pm I see what you did there, WWE rebels.
>>136629 >stopped watching early because I figure the rest is going to be shit >Roman apparently fuckign dies >dean face to face with hunter for some reason >Dean seemingly standing tall in the ring at the end Godammit
>>136235 Daily reminder they buried the B team as soon as they dropped Battlescars for some bad meme entrance theme.
>>136639 The B-Team were actually getting over with their fucking epic theme and 200 IQ antics, causing Vince to seethe, so he gave them a Spirit Squad tier theme and made them comedy jobbers. I will never forget THESE BATTLESCARZ
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Shane McMahon to address his brutal attack of The Miz at WWE Fastlane >Shane McMahon shocked the WWE Universe on Sunday at WWE Fastlane when he brutally attacked The Miz in front of his father in The A-Lister’s hometown of Cleveland, Ohio. >Shane-O-Mac had nothing to say on Sunday when Kayla Braxton asked him why, but we may get answers on SmackDown LIVE. Hardys, Black & Ricochet join forces to face The Bar, Rusev & Nakamura >The arrival of NXT newcomers Aleister Black & Ricochet has been met with some resistance from teams on both Raw and SmackDown LIVE. Last Tuesday, The Bar and Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura ganged up on the upstarts after Black & Ricochet defeated Sheamus & Cesaro. Matt & Jeff Hardy quickly arrived to even the odds. >That sets the stage for a huge Eight-Man Tag Team Match on SmackDown LIVE, as The Hardy Boyz link up with Black & Ricochet to take on The Bar, Rusev & Nakamura. Who will emerge victorious from this high-octane battle? Mr. McMahon addresses Kofi Kingston >After a tumultuous WWE Fastlane for Kofi Kingston and The New Day, Mr. McMahon requests Kofi’s presence on SmackDown LIVE. What will Mr. McMahon have to say to Kofi after seemingly agreeing to add Kofi to the WWE Title Match, only to bait-and-switch with a 2-on-1 Handicap Match with The Bar? >On Monday afternoon, still reeling from what transpired at WWE Fastlane, Kingston took to Twitter with a few words for Mr. McMahon https://twitter.com/TrueKofi/status/1105170443030401024 >Kingston, of course, has the full, unwavering support of his fellow New Day members, Xavier Woods & Big E: https://twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/1104932255988887552 >What will Mr. McMahon have to say in response to all of this?
Been away awhile. Cringefag Are the boards so dead now we just wrap both shows up into one big month long megathread?
>>136644 I'll take the deafening silence as a yes. Anyone here? IT'S WRESTLING NIGHT, MUTHAFUCKAASSSSS, GET HYPPPPEEEE!!!!
>>136645 WE'RE JUST BUSY WATCHING THESE INCREDIBLE DREAM MATCHUPS MAGGLE AH LOVE IT
>>136646 For someone who hasn't seen the product in like 6 months, anything interesting going on? I hear Becky's been making noise with the "The Man" thing, what's that about? Also, anything else?
>>136647 they're trying to make Becky into modern female Stone Cold and anyone with a brain isn't buying it
>>136648 So more SJW horseshit infiltration. Got you.
>>136649 Basically. The best thing to come from it is Ronda getting (possibly) worked into a shoot by Becky on Twitter, resorting to calling shit fake and stuff. The next Raw she cut a seething promo shitting on WWE fans. Could just be a work but I think at least part of her is genuinely sick of WWE.
This Orton/AJ feud is going to be gold I can feel it. Two based vets.
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THE EMPRESS OF THA THICCNESS
I mean seriously, the only thing i've been hearing about worth mentioning is women's wrestling, Becky and Ronda. What the fuck is Stephanie doing to this company?
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>>136653 the empress of muh dickness
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>>136651 Could be fun
>>136655 Bl…Bless you, anon. For the love of God, tell me you have more.
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>>136657 Of coursh
Who are these annoying Aussie thots?
>>136659 Ohhh, that's the IIconics. I've heard of them. They any good?
>>136660 I think? I can't really remember their in ring work. They're promos are fun though. Shame Emma isn't there to make them IIIconic
>>136661 WWE fucked Emma so hard. That whole rollout was absolute dogshit. It had to have been deliberate sabotage, just like Bray.
>>136662 >It had to have been deliberate sabotage Pretty sure it was because Vince was pissed she didn't want to be Emmalina
>>136663 Speaking of Bray, is he still stuck in that miserable anti-push?
SHO-AH! SHO-AH! SHO-AH!
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>>136667 Holy fuck, my sides, Twitter just auto-corrected Booley to Booley. Clearly it comes up a lot.
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Twitter snapping on that man fit.
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https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1105644122239631360 >Kofi has to win another gauntlet match next week in order to get a WrestleMania opportunity
Shit was pretty clutch.
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Wrestlemania match confirmed?
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>>136787 >billie kay shitposting via excessive lipstick This is next level shitposting
>>136664 Bray hasn't even existed since he got DELETED at the Compound last year. He must be doing dark matches and house shows only or something. >>136668 nerdfilters and links work nicely together tbh, it goes to the right place even with the wording changed. >>136782 So Matt's back to just being normal? BROKEN/Woken is done? Back to the occasional DELETE mention? Lame.
>>136790 >Bray hasn't even existed since he got DELETED at the Compound last year. Except for winning the tag titles with Matt
>>136790 >>136791 Bray hasn't been seen since Matt 'retired' last year. Now Matt is somehow back but Bray is still nowhere to be seen.
i want to fug alexa is that too much to ask
The Beast returns before WrestleMania >One week after Seth Rollins’ victory over Brock Lesnar’s longtime training partner, Shelton Benjamin, the Universal Champion comes to Raw with the red brand’s most prestigious prize in tow. What will happen when The Beast Incarnate and “The Beastslayer” meet under the same roof? Will Rollins bring the fight to Lesnar three weeks before their anticipated battle at WrestleMania? Kurt Angle to announce his WrestleMania opponent >On Raw, live in his hometown of Pittsburgh, WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle announced that his career was winding down, and that he would embark on a farewell tour leading to his final match at this year’s WrestleMania. This Monday in Chicago, The Olympic Hero will reveal his opponent for that climactic contest. >Whom will Angle battle as he takes his bow on The Grandest Stage of Them All? Seth Rollins seeks retribution against Drew McIntyre >One week after Drew McIntyre assaulted Roman Reigns and brutalized Dean Ambrose in a Falls Count Anywhere Match, Seth Rollins aims to avenge his Shield brothers by facing The Scottish Psychopath one-on-one. >Will The Architect be able to take down McIntyre on the night his WrestleMania opponent, Universal Champion Brock Lesnar, storms into Chicago? Dana Brooke gets her title opportunity against Ronda Rousey >Seven days after her bold challenge to Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey was met with a vicious beatdown, Dana Brooke will face The Rowdy One for her title on Raw. On Friday morning, Rousey was fined by WWE for her actions last Monday, which also included striking a WWE official. >The Baddest Woman on the Planet has been living up to her moniker more and more in recent weeks. Despite WWE’s punitive action, it seems unlikely she will alter her behavior to appease WWE management as her WrestleMania title clash with Stone Cold and Charlotte Flair approaches. Might Dana come to regret stepping to the increasingly aggressive champion? Who will partner with Finn Bálor against Bobby Lashley & Lio Rush? >With a little unexpected help from Lio Rush, Bobby Lashley defeated Finn Bálor this past Monday night to reclaim the Intercontinental Championship. >Now, Bálor will team with a partner of his choosing to take on The All Mighty and The Man of the Hour in tag team combat. Who will fight alongside The Extraordinary Man? Is Beth Phoenix pondering an in-ring return? >After Nia Jax and Tamina dared to put their hands on Beth Phoenix at WWE Fastlane, the WWE Hall of Famer retaliated on Raw, bringing the fight to “The Samoan Slaughterhouse” alongside her former tag team partner and longtime friend, Natalya. >They say that anything can happen in WWE, and that’s doubly true on The Road to WrestleMania. Are we witnessing a “Divas of Doom” reunion, with The Glamazon teaming up with The Queen of Harts once more? No. Holds. Barred >Triple H gave Batista what he wanted: a one-on-one match against The Game at WrestleMania. But the battle will be on The Cerebral Assassin’s terms, and will be a No Holds Barred Match. >When these former Evolution allies clashed at WrestleMania 21 for the World Heavyweight Championship, it was The Animal who walked away with the victory. But after viciously attacking Triple H’s mentor Ric Flair and provoking one of the most ruthless Superstars in history, has Batista sealed his own fate?
if they arent going to do anything with nikki cross at least make her drew's heel manager with epic heel strats
WHO WILL BE FINN'S PARTNER ITS GOTTA BE BRAY
>>137011 >curt comes back as a manager >does some one-off matches >gets a retirement angle What? >Dana Brooke finally gets to do a title run even though she'll probably be forced to job out What? >Beth Phoenix is coming back What?
Heavy Machinery is now the comedy tag team. Fuck Vince for doing that to a good tag team.
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>kurt facing corbin jesus christ
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This swan song for Kurt Angle has been kinda fucking pathetic, honestly. It all just reeks of being so last minute. Topping it all off is his Wrestlemania opponent. Who not only isn't John Cena or U.S Champion Samoa Joe, but a literal nigger nobody who no-one really gave a shit about to begin with.
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>dana's plastic surgery
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>>137044 what did she do to herself?
APOLLO NATION
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Kek, did anyone tell Renee she's actually supposed to be a color commentary person and not just spaz out whenever something big happens.
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>>137049 top kek, so that's why the camera's always so shaky.
>fucking corbin in a singles match at wrestlemania >braun in the ARMBAR Damn braun is fucking FINISHED
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>>137052 >Kurt Angle's retirement match is against Baron Corbin Holy fucking shit, the one reason I even thought of watching WM35 and WWE serves me this shit, seriously fuck this company, I'm not even allowed to have an ounce of hope without it being this crushed. Also RIP Braun, I can't bolieve how hard they've neutered him, he could have very well gone on to become one of or even THE top guy but ever since WM34 they've been killing him, and made him the current year Big Show in record time.
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>>137053 Just watch the dislikes grow over time
Kofi Kingston must win a Gauntlet Match to earn WWE Title Match at WrestleMania >Kofi Kingston asked for an opportunity, and Mr. McMahon gave him one. >In order to earn a WWE Championship Match at WrestleMania, Kingston must defeat Randy Orton. And United States Champion Samoa Joe. And The Bar. And Rowan. Yes, Kingston has to beat all five Superstars in a Gauntlet Match that will start the show tonight on SmackDown LIVE to keep his WrestleMania dreams alive. >The Dreadlocked Dynamo's WrestleMania quest started when Kingston entered a Gauntlet Match prior to WWE Elimination Chamber, lasting an hour in a performance that had the WWE Universe clamoring for Kofi to be given a chance on a bigger stage. Kingston put on another stellar performance inside the Chamber, making it to the final two and nearly dethroning Daniel Bryan before narrowly coming up short. >Kingston’s WWE Championship opportunity at WWE Fastlane was snatched away by Mr. McMahon, and The Chairman then baited Kofi into the ring for a 2-on-1 demolition at the hands of The Bar. Two days later, a fired-up New Day implored Mr. McMahon to give Kingston a chance. The WWE Chairman did, throwing down the gauntlet. >Can Kingston defeat five of WWE’s toughest Superstars and earn his place on The Grandest Stage of Them All? Find out when this high stakes Gauntlet Match kicks things off tonight on SmackDown LIVE The Miz to respond to Shane McMahon >The Miz will BREAK his silence on Shane McMahon’s shocking betrayal tonight. >Shane-O-Mac went absolutely ballistic on The Miz following their loss to The Usos at WWE Fastlane, assaulting his former tag team partner in front of both The A-Lister’s father and his hometown faithful in Cleveland. Shane then doubled down two nights later on the blue brand, accusing Miz of being soft, holding him back and being unworthy of the moniker “Best in the World,” before setting up a match between him and The Awesome One at WrestleMania 35. What will The Miz have to say to Shane? Sasha Banks & Booley pay a visit to Team Blue >For weeks, The IIconics have been calling out WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions Sasha Banks & Booley for showing up everywhere but SmackDown LIVE since becoming the inaugural champions at WWE Elimination Chamber. The Australian Superstars accused the titleholders of ducking them. >The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection have heard enough from Billie Kay & Peyton Royce, as they revealed on Raw that they’ll be in the house on SmackDown LIVE tonight. Will The IIconics stick to their words, or will Sasha Banks & Booley make them regret every one of them? What’s next for Stone Cold and Charlotte Flair? >Stone Cold and Charlotte Flair have traded verbal barbs in recent weeks, ahead of their WrestleMania Triple Threat showdown for the Raw Women’s Championship with Ronda Rousey. The Man has been focusing most of her attention on The Baddest Woman on The Planet as The Show of Shows approaches, which has drawn the ire of The Queen. >As Flair looks to remind Lynch and the WWE Universe that this is “her” WrestleMania main event, what will happen next between these two bitter rivals?
>>137039 >>137040 >>137052 >>137053 >>137054 I want to remind you guys but this could all be another dumb work.
>>137059 It probably is lol either that or they'll change their minds overnight but still the mere possibility of it being real is enough to piss me off
WRESTLING NIGHT PART 2 MUTHAFUCKAAAASSSS, GET HYPPEEEEE!!!!
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Let's fucking go, Miz. Weirdly I can relate to that.
>>137063 Cringefag here, took an OTR job and left these boards for a couple months, come back to find them in shambles. Just trying to get some energy flowing. N…No… throat shots tonight, r…right lads?
>>137065 Haven't seen any THROAT SHOTS recently but there will probably be one tonight because my epic dubs will it
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>>137066 INSHALLAH
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Fuck, I thought that was a title match
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Who is this jamoke? The shitposters will not be kind.
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>>137069 Rey's son kek
>>137071 He manages to look douchier and douchier everytime he gets camera time. By the time he's 30 he'll be a literal giant plastic bottle of pussy wash with a high collar polo shirt on.
>>137070 Don't know why but the Charlotte pic reminded me, I was promised Lana nudes/porn leaking soon and faggot OP had better fucking delivar.
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>>137073 >Lana nudes I'm interested
Even if Kofi wins you know there's gonna be more fuckery between now and Mania
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>>137076 All I want is a repeat of that epic match he had with Orton a few years ago.
>>137078 AJ and Orton will steal WM brother
STUPID The absolute fucking madman, baiting us marks.
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>>137080 based self aware snek
Thank god this kofi shit happened close to mania, any more of this shit tv crap and he'd be as dead as becky is right now
I mean I knew Kofi was going to win but what the fuck was that pin
good job kofi her deserves it idc if you think he's just a nigger
>>137081 Only thing missing is for him to put his hands down his pants then offer Kofi a congratulatory handshake.
>>137084 Absolute shit, that's what. He beat Joe and Orton cheaply.
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>making bryan the last entrant as a surprise
>that botched SOS fucking ouch
welp that was fucked. new day chimp out when?
What was the point of that shit
>>137090 Shit too busy shitposting, missed it.
>>137093 anyone webm it?
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>kofi lost Oh no, he's definitely not going to Mania now
Was that… supposed to end like that, bros? Even the ref looked surprised.
Aaaand for the second week in a row, I actually care what's going to happen next week. This whole Kofi story is weirdly compelling, even if they've utterly failed thus far at building him into a credible WWE Champion.
>>137097 That's what you call the chase brother. This is the best built feud on the show, in fact a good chunk of the mens matches (outside of bork and corbin) have damn good builds this year
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>>137070 Damn, in that photo she actually looks fuckable. >>137202 Best girl right there.
>>137202 >>137203 I've seen her promos which are fucking great on a Mankind level, but not a whole lot of her wrestling so I'm not convinced quite yet.
Fight or flight >It seemed for a while like Drew McIntyre’s claim to have singlehandedly BROKEN The Shield was just posturing, but The Scottish Psychopath has now beaten two of the three Hounds of Justice and left the third, Roman Reigns, in such a heap he couldn’t make last week’s show. McIntyre leveled an official WrestleMania challenge at The [LOUD LEUKEMIA] in the hopes of completing the trifecta, and while Reigns has yet to address the challenge, the clock is ticking. Now the former Universal Champion, who only just returned to the ring after his battle with leukemia, finds himself with a poignant decision: Accept the challenge and defend his brothers’ legacy, or decline and all but concede that someone else runs his yard. The Phoenix Saga >Beth Phoenix offered to end her retirement and challenge The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships at WrestleMania, but the title picture isn’t quite that cut-and-dry. Nia Jax & Tamina are still lurking around the edges and The IIconics pinned the champs on SmackDown LIVE, not to mention the match isn’t even official yet. The Glamazon’s obviously been putting in the work and her big gambit might yet pay off, but with a long hiatus behind her and a crowded field in front of her, the WWE Hall of Famer’s return could just as easily flame out before it starts. The farewell tour continues >Like the headline says, Raw will play host to the next stop of Kurt Angle’s last ride through the WWE Universe before he faces Baron Corbin at WrestleMania and hangs up his gold medals for good. The Olympic Hero has not been shy about testing himself on the way out, tussling with uber-talented rising stars like Apollo Crews and Chad Gable, who took Angle to the limit on last week’s show. Who will he select for his final foe in Boston? Family affair >When Ronda Rousey said she was going to throw out the rulebook in the final push to WrestleMania, she really meant it: One week after slugging an official, The Baddest Woman on the Planet brought her husband, Travis Browne, to ringside and he didn’t hesitate to get involved in another scrum following Rousey’s evisceration of Dana Brooke. In fact, both Rousey and Browne laid out a member of the security squad hired to prevent further incidents. Rousey’s last infraction resulted in an undisclosed fine. Now that she’s bringing civilians into the fray, there’s no telling what repercussions await … if any. One “Giant” leap >Braun Strowman officially became the first entrant into the sixth Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal this past Monday, citing a general desire to beat up everyone he lays his eyes on thanks to the foul mood brought on by his interactions with “Saturday Night Live’s” Colin Jost and Michael Che. The Andre is, of course, open to any who are interested in participating, so it’s possible that a few more Superstars throw their hats into the ring this Monday. Then again, the idea of tussling with an angry Strowman might seem a little too risky for even the boldest of the Team Red talents. Speaking of Strowman … It’s been one week >Hoping to prevent a scene at The Show of Shows, WrestleMania host Alexa Bliss boldly inserted herself into the drama between Strowman, Jost and Che. Cashing in on her Team Little Big goodwill, The Goddess secured a one-week armistice between The Monster Among Men and the “Weekend Update” anchors, who will also be serving as WrestleMania’s Special Guest Correspondents. Strowman agreed to give Alexa the time to BROKEr peace, but the clock strikes midnight on Monday, and Bliss will be hard-pressed to secure the desired results, or simply hope for the best come April 7
>>137316 Check out Nikki Cross vs. Asuka last women standing match from NXT. dailymotion.com/video/x5t6y4k
i love watching oiled-up near-naked men hugging each other…
>>137413 based and AJpilled
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>>137413 >i love watching oiled-up near-naked men hugging each other…
<BREAKING: #WrestleMania 35 will feature the first-ever women's main event when @RondaRousey, @BeckyLynchWWE, and @MsCharlotteWWE battle for the #RAW #WomensChampionship! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1110184715582169089 https://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/article/wrestlemania-to-feature-first-ever-womens-main-event?sf209889198=1
>>137426 That's gay
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>>137426 hahahahahahahaha they're actually doing it
>Kurt Angle to battle Samoa Joe tonight on Raw: Raw Exclusive, March 25, 2019 https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1110272294650167296
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>A #BeatTheClock Challenge will KICK OFF #Raw tonight at 8/7c on @USA_Network as @BeckyLynchWWE @MsCharlotteWWE & @RondaRousey will each battle a member of The #riottttttttttSquad! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1110307900151468037 >Beginning tomorrow morning on @SportsCenter, @WWE Superstars will take over @ESPN as @BeckyLynchWWE @MsCharlotteWWE & @RondaRousey talk #WrestleMania, and @WWERomanReigns stops by @FirstTake! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1110305494957256704 https://www.wwe.com/article/roman-reigns-charlotte-flair-becky-lynch-ronda-rousey-wrestlemania-espn?sf209919439=1
>BREAKING: @AlexaBliss_WWE hopes to bring peace to #Raw as @BraunStrowman meets with @ColinJost & Michael Che of @nbcsnl on #MomentOfBliss! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1110317489932722176 This is leading to some bit where Braun is going to beat them inside the ring during Mania or something right?
WWWWWRESTLING NIIIIGGGGHHTTTT, MUTHAFUCKAAAAAASSSSS. GET HYPE! Inb4 im late
Roman vs Drew is going to fucking RULE
The BIG DAWG got hit in the BIG NUTZ
>>137437 McIntyres come a long fucking way, man. Who knew 3MB was the magic pill. And that Heath of all of them would end up the Jannetty? Whats Slater up to these days havent seen him in awhile?
>>137438 >Not The Big Dawg got hit in the big hog. One fam, jobalam.
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>>137441 All i want for Christmas is a Beth and Nattie sandwich.
>Angle makes shock announcement tonight of his Jewish heritage. >One man Shoah turns his Farewell tour into a Farewell for good this time, motherfucker! tour.
Moment of bliss is the worst talk show segment in WWE history
How are these people fucking paid actors.
I take 5 seconds to prepare for my videos and I'm more sincere than these snl fucks
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>The two celebrity guest from SNL are not only going to commentate at WrestleMania their going in the Andre the Giant Battle Royale Someone at NBC must have reached out to Vince for some form of advertising.
>showing msg >When njpw is literally running a show there in a week Fucking dumpasses
>>137447 Usa is owned by universal which also owns NBC
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>>137449 That explains it
>yoshi for the nintendo bitch commercial MARK
>insulting internet fans >When that's literally all they have left
Angle vs joe has been good
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>Poster went from that to this
Fatal 4-Way Match to determine Asuka’s WrestleMania challenger >What is sure to be an intense Fatal 4-Way Match between Carmella, Naomi, Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville will determine who will challenge SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka at WrestleMania. >The news was BROKEN during Kayla Braxton’s exclusive interview with Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville. Fire & Desire’s friendship has been on rocky ground as of late, as each’s interference in the other’s match against The Empress of Tomorrow backfired. Rose & Deville look to be back on the same page, but will that be the case when a championship opportunity at WrestleMania hangs in the balance? Who will move on to challenge Asuka at WrestleMania? Kurt Angle to have his final match on SmackDown LIVE against AJ Styles >Kurt Angle’s farewell tour is about to hit SmackDown LIVE in the biggest way possible. Oh, it’s true. >Angle’s final match ever on the blue brand will take place tonight, when the WWE Hall of Famer takes on AJ Styles. The two Superstars share a rich history, but this will be the first time the two have ever locked up in a WWE ring. Angle has long been a cornerstone of the SmackDown brand and will undoubtedly create one last classic moment against The Phenomenal One. What does the future hold for The New Day? >Last week, Kofi Kingston survived the Gauntlet Match, defeating The Bar, Samoa Joe, Rowan and Randy Orton in an awe-inspiring performance and seemingly earning the WWE Championship Match at WrestleMania he desired. However, Mr. McMahon threw another roadblock onto Kingston’s Road to WrestleMania, declaring that The Dreadlocked Dynamo also had to defeat the champion, Daniel Bryan, to get to The Show of Shows. The WWE Champion took advantage of Kingston having competed for close to an hour, putting him down with his Running Knee for the three-count and dashing Kofi’s WrestleMania dreams. >In the aftermath of this shocking turn of events, Kingston’s fellow New Day members, Xavier Woods & Big E, threw out the idea of quitting WWE in response to Mr. McMahon’s actions. Kingston said that shouldn’t be their response, but Twitter videos by Woods & Big E led to even more speculation about The New Day’s future in WWE. Will the trio lend any insight as to what the future holds for them on SmackDown LIVE? What’s next for Lynch and Flair after an eventful Raw? >Stone Cold emerged victorious from a fast-paced Beat the Clock Challenge on Raw last night, besting Ronda Rousey’s of 1:25 by rolling up The riotttttttttt Squad's Liv Morgan. >Though The Man won the challenge, The Road to WrestleMania for she, Rousey and Charlotte Flair got turned on its head quickly, as it was announced that all three women must join forces to take on Ruby riotttttttttt, Sarah Logan & Morgan in a Six-Woman Tag Team Match next Monday. While the enmity between all three Superstars is intense, they must find a way to put it aside, as if any of the three betray each other, they’ll forfeit their WrestleMania opportunity.How will The Man & The Queen react to this news?
>>137462 >Styles vs AJ I'm having late-2000's TNA flashbacks
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>>137463 >>Styles vs AJ
>>137462 >Kurt Angle vs Chad Gable >Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe >Kurt Angle vs AJ Styles Literally all these matches could have been Angle's real retirement match but nope
>>137426 >female main event >SNL guest commentators >Braun is being used for comedy bits on a dead "comedy" show I might not even bother with mania this year.
>>137465 The goal is to give Lone Constable Wolf the rub. Which means he'd better pull the fucking performance of his life out of a goddam hat. Could work out, we could get another Shane vs Angle tier fight that puts Corbin on the map. If he stinks up the joint though he's going to draw ungodly heat for sending out Kurt's career on such a low note.
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OHH SHIT, NEW DAY ABOUT TO QUIT
>We demand Vince come out and give us an answer >Vince walks out to No chance in Hell theme This is meta as fuck.
Dbry is the fucking best holy shit
>>137476 Yeah, who knew when this segment started it'd be Daniel Bryan of all people who'd take New Day out at the fucking knees. It's true what they say, good guys make the best heels, heels make the best good guys, because each is about to stand outside of the other and look in. That said, Bryan came off as such a dick I really wonder if a lot of that came from a real place.
>>137478 ***each is able
Asuka is going to lose and be added to the WM main event isn't she? The women's titles are going to be unified aren't they? Lol brand split
>>137480 She'd have to win to be added to it since no more auto rematches. Charlotte is probably winning since they have nothing for asuka so may as well have both belts in the main event
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FUCK THIS SHIT GOD FORRBID YOU GIVE YOUR BEST WOMYNS WRESTLER A MATCH ON THE SHOW NAH FUCK IT BECKY REDDITOR IT IS
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>Charlotte is going into a triple threat match for the RAW women's championship as the Smackdown women's champion >Charlotte could be leaving Mania as the titleholder for both brands
based snek ending the match before kurt can make a fool of himself by botching moves
Oh, what the even actual fuck? Why even cocktease us like this? Smart on someone's part at least, AJ vs Angle would blow away anything Corbin could do without even trying.
>>137484 Kofi's salt face is bitter as fuck.
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>Our colored lesbian superhero will beat all the evil wypipo because dragons, or something. Also, drink Mt. Dew we guess, I dunno.
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wew
>joan jet playing entrance live Lmao fuck this main event
>>137490 Social Justice ruins yet another thing as it must ruin all things.
Shane is as bad as a heel as he was as a babyface
>punish him for his gretaest MIZtake *points at miz* >*Pause* >That was when he impregnated YOUR MOTHER Yeah I got it the first time Shane thanks
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Miz just buried Sanity
Just realized Vince is dicking them around once again. "Kofi's in WrestleMania" isn't even remotely the same as "Kofi has a shot at the title at WrestleMania"
>>137495 God damn it lol
this show has been nothing but burials
>>137497 It's wrestlemania season lol
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>asuka backstage cheering new day even though she just lost her title what a trooper
>>137500 I wanna titfuck peyton
Whoa Kofi did it guys
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>>137499 >NO ASUKA >NO ROUSEY
IT'S OVAAAAHHH You know if they unify the wymyns belts then how likely will it be that they will start a wymyns only show on the network? I'd almost be fine with that if it meant that they all remain there like 205 dive midgets but the women will likely be on that exclusive show AND keep their spots on RAW & SD.
So what's up with Nakamura, doesn't seem to have a match too. The two japs that won the rumbles last year and then lost their title matches at Mania seem to be nowhere for this Mania.
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>>137507 >>137506 They're probably giving titles to niggers and spics for (((diversity))).
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Asuka should go full psycho Kana mode and just start attacking everyone at this point. Just write her to be someone who snapped from being fucked over. Sadly creative will probably just forget about her like they have since she left NXT.
>>137508 Not yet, all the top champions are white in both mens and womens: lesnar, rousey, bryan and now charlotte. The fact that charlotte took the belt from Asuka, already read a comment saying it's the "white women's revolution" lol.
RAW on April Fools Day Can WrestleMania’s main-event Superstars coexist against The riotttttttttt Squad? >The journey to the main event of this year’s WrestleMania main event has grown increasingly complicated in recent weeks, and it hits another sharp turn on Monday night when Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey teams with Stone Cold and new SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair to battle The riotttttttttt Squad in a six-woman tag team bout. If Rousey, Lynch or Flair betray either of their teammates, they will be removed from the Raw Women’s Title main event of this year’s Show of Shows. >And, yes, you read that right. The Queen defeated Asuka this past Tuesday night to snare the Women’s Title of Team Blue, meaning that she could very well hold two championships when WrestleMania draws to a close. Of course, that match could change drastically — and lose a participant — on Raw. >With tensions running high, Becky, Ronda and Charlotte will be hard-pressed to work as a team and secure their place in the first-ever Women’s main event of WrestleMania. Kurt Angle battles Rey Mysterio in his final Raw match >Two Superstars credited with putting SmackDown on the map in the early 2000s will battle it out one last time, strangely enough, on Monday Night Raw as Kurt Angle faces Rey Mysterio in the final Raw match of his farewell tour. >The Olympic Hero and The Ultimate Underdog have mixed it up numerous times in the past — including a memorable clash at SummerSlam 2002 — but their final match together on Raw could eclipse their prior confrontations in terms of sheer emotion. >This will mark Angle’s penultimate match, as he will compete in the ring for one last time against Baron Corbin at WrestleMania. As Angle battles his longtime friend, the bitter Lone Wolf will surely be watching. Brock Lesnar comes to Raw to extinguish Seth Rollins’ fire >Seth Rollins laid out Paul Heyman this past Monday night, and he didn’t even need to touch him. >After the advocate for Universal Champion Brock Lesnar delivered what he thought was a verbal parting shot to “The Beastslayer,” Rollins stormed up the entrance ramp after Heyman, who fell backward in shock and proceeded to beg for mercy from his client’s WrestleMania challenger. With fire in his eyes and the WWE Universe at his back, Rollins affirmed, “We are going to WrestleMania, we are gonna beat Brock Lesnar, we are gonna take the Universal Title and we are gonna march into Suplex City and we are gonna burn it down!” >How will Lesnar respond to the increasingly emboldened Architect, six nights before their WrestleMania showdown? Will The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection regret taking on three teams at WrestleMania? >WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions Booley & Sasha Banks are warriors, determined to take on any challenger from any brand. But at WrestleMania, The booable one and The Boss have agreed to defend their titles against three powerful teams in Nia Jax & Tamina, Beth Phoenix & Natalya and The IIconics. >With “The Samoan Slaughterhouse” and the newly reunited “Divas of Doom” representing imposing physical challenges for The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection, the conniving (and rule-bending) Billie Kay & Peyton Royce represent a psychological obstacle for Booley & Sasha Banks. After all, no one enjoys getting inside the head or under the skin of their opponents quite like The IIconics. >How are Booley & Sasha Banks preparing for the Fatal 4-Way Match they’ve brought upon themselves? Who will join the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? >OK, so given the choice between Braun Strowman, Colin Jost and Michael Che, it’s easy to pick the odds-on favorite in this year’s Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania (hint: he’s seven-feet-tall and he BREAKs things). But with only three names officially confirmed for the over-the-top-rope Show of Shows tradition, additional Superstars will surely be added to the field. >Who else will declare for the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? Find out by tuning in to Monday Night Raw Will Roman Reigns attain retribution against Drew McIntyre before WrestleMania? >Roman Reigns’ acceptance of Drew McIntyre’s WrestleMania challenge this past Monday night was met with a savage attack by The Scottish Psychopath, who later battled The [LOUD LEUKEMIA]’s Shield brother Dean Ambrose in a Last Man Standing Match. >Taking particular glee in pummeling The Hounds of Justice, McIntyre dismantled and defeated The Lunatic Fringe, sending a horrific message to his Show of Shows opponent. >How will Reigns respond on the final Raw before WrestleMania? Tune in to Monday Night Raw
>>137426 Rhonda Rousey to be the first woman ever
>>137509 She's probably going to leave. There is no future for japanese wrestlers in WWE they did this shit to funaki and Taka(when he was on fucking fire) back in the 90s. Now they are doing it to shinsuke and asuka after giving them a "little something" now they are just going to be Kai En Tai joke tier.


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