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RAM 1/29 Check 'em edition Boliever 01/29/2018 (Mon) 20:47:26 Id: c20a48 No. 96377
WWE Raw preview, Jan. 29, 2018: How will Ronda Rousey's emergence in WWE be addressed tonight? After outlasting 29 other Superstars in the historic first-ever 30-Woman Royal Rumble Match, Asuka was set to decide which Women’s Championship she would challenge for at WrestleMania. Yet, the sudden, jaw-dropping appearance of UFC star Ronda Rousey caused chaos as the event concluded. How will Rousey change the landscape of the WWE women’s divisions and this year’s Showcase of the Immortals? >nobody cared >"chaos" <How will Ronda Rousey's Royal Rumble emergence be handled? Donning the jacket of WWE Hall of Famer “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, UFC’s Ronda Rousey shockingly appeared last night at the Royal Rumble event to confront Asuka, the winner of the first-ever 30-Woman Royal Rumble Match, along with Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss and SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair. Rousey made it clear that she was going to WrestleMania, but her sudden emergence in WWE has clouded the Team Red Women’s division. What did her handshake with Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon mean? What exactly is Rousey planning for this year’s Show of Shows? And how will it be addressed tonight on Raw? >Jonathan Coachman signs with WWE, joins Raw announce team tonight Ladies and gentlemen, “The Coach” has returned. Jonathan Coachman, a longtime WWE interviewer and broadcaster and former ESPN personality, has signed with WWE to once again be part of the Raw announce team, WWE.com can confirm. Coachman’s TV announcing duties will officially begin tonight, when he joins Michael Cole and Corey Graves at the Team Red announce desk. Meanwhile, WWE Hall of Famer Booker T will resume his duties as a panelist on WWE’s pay-per-view Kickoff broadcasts and will continue to make appearances on Raw and beyond as a WWE ambassador. The Coach began appearing on WWE television as an interviewer in 1999 during The Attitude Era as a frequent foil of The Rock, later expanding his role to include tenures as Raw commentator, Interim Raw General Manager and even as an in-ring competitor on multiple occasions. Following nearly a decade as an on-air personality at ESPN — which included coverage of WWE with his “Off the Top Rope” segment — Coachman is back to call the action on Monday Night Raw. Don’t miss The Coach’s return to Raw commentary tonight, beginning live at 8/7 C on USA Network. >they got rid of Booker because he was shitposting too well >they got rid of the best part of commentary >Can The Miz carry the Intercontinental Title all the way to WrestleMania? Last Monday night at Raw 25, The Miz captured his eighth Intercontinental Championship at the expense of Roman Reigns, and although The A-Lister was unsuccessful in winning the 30-Man Royal Rumble Match — that accolade went to SmackDown LIVE’s Shinsuke Nakamura — he nevertheless has reason to boast on Raw tonight in Philadelphia, as he looks to wear his Intercontinental Title under the bright lights of WrestleMania. Will Miz be successful in his quest, or will The [LOUD BOOING] retaliate and recapture his prize? We’ll no doubt hear from the “must-see” champion and its former bearer tonight. >How will Seth Rollins respond to last night’s defeat? Last night at the Royal Rumble event, Sheamus & Cesaro became four-time Raw Tag Team Champions by defeating Seth Rollins & Ja[LOUD BOOING]an, although the “gold-blooded” Superstar never actually competed in the bout due to an apparent injury at ringside. After he succumbed to a costly two-on-one assault at the hands of The Bar, The Kingslayer probably has a lot on his mind. How will Rollins deal with this unfortunate defeat, and what will have to say to Jordan? >What havoc will Braun Strowman wreak? In an absolutely hellacious brawl last night in Philadelphia — which is really saying something given the city’s ECW history — Brock Lesnar defeated Braun Strowman and Kane to retain his Universal Championship. However, since it was The Big Red Machine and not The Monster Among Men who was pinned, Strowman clearly has unfinished business with The Conqueror. Given his temperament following the bell, Strowman is clearly in a foul mood. Tonight in the City of Brotherly Love, someone’s going to “get those hands.” Don’t miss Raw tonight, live at 8/7 C on USA Network.
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>blood everywhere >Dunn muted all non-commentary audio for this entire segment
>No AOP
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>tfw just realised nikki cross wasn't in wymyn rumble
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>>96604 >You just realized Boo Dallas wasn't in the rumble
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>WWE too poor to afford the Shrek song
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<the wymyn stole the show at the rumble
>>96609 oooOOOOooooOOOOoooh KINGSLAYER
>They still have those Nerdometer shirts
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>smart karl anderson referring to themselves as "THE BC"
>>96611 What are you, a NERD?
>>96607 fucking well done
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>the STATE of the cruiserweight championship
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH
>Dunn mutes the crowd booing so much you can't even hear Cena's intro
>>96617 DOO DODO DOOOOOOOOO DO DODO DOOOOOOOOOOO
>BALOR IS OVER
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>this thread for this main event
>finn burbrabalor
>>96621 We're all watching the match of course, and definitely not just doing other shit with the match in the background
>>96623 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE BEST SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT PROMOTION OF ALL TIME
>Cena did the two sweet
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BIG MATCH JHON
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YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW
Cena gonna give us an air guitar performance now
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Wait a fucking minute. >make a big point out of Gallows and Anderson coming out with Finn >they don't appear in the match at all, not even cheering Finn along outside the ring >they don't show up to check on Finn after the match
>>96630 they just came out to show off they merch then they off for some brewskis
>>96629 that would be gimmick infringement
>>96492 Nope, this is the power of (((FIVE YEARS)))
Replacing based booker with the original otunga was a mistake, the commentary went right back to being lifeless. >>96597 This is magical, I can actually hear this soundless gif.
>>96597 >>96637 >Cena is calling the spot so loud you can hear it even on a soundless gif. Is this just going to get worse as he gets older? Will old man Cena be called in for matches and his hard-of-hearing-ass will start calling things so loud to back rows can hear him?
>>96463 >There are so many commercials on the show at this point it's hard to follow it anymore. THIS Basically it's the commercials that are briefly interrupted by the show


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