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RAM 1/29 Check 'em edition Boliever 01/29/2018 (Mon) 20:47:26 Id: c20a48 No. 96377
WWE Raw preview, Jan. 29, 2018: How will Ronda Rousey's emergence in WWE be addressed tonight? After outlasting 29 other Superstars in the historic first-ever 30-Woman Royal Rumble Match, Asuka was set to decide which Women’s Championship she would challenge for at WrestleMania. Yet, the sudden, jaw-dropping appearance of UFC star Ronda Rousey caused chaos as the event concluded. How will Rousey change the landscape of the WWE women’s divisions and this year’s Showcase of the Immortals? >nobody cared >"chaos" <How will Ronda Rousey's Royal Rumble emergence be handled? Donning the jacket of WWE Hall of Famer “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, UFC’s Ronda Rousey shockingly appeared last night at the Royal Rumble event to confront Asuka, the winner of the first-ever 30-Woman Royal Rumble Match, along with Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss and SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair. Rousey made it clear that she was going to WrestleMania, but her sudden emergence in WWE has clouded the Team Red Women’s division. What did her handshake with Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon mean? What exactly is Rousey planning for this year’s Show of Shows? And how will it be addressed tonight on Raw? >Jonathan Coachman signs with WWE, joins Raw announce team tonight Ladies and gentlemen, “The Coach” has returned. Jonathan Coachman, a longtime WWE interviewer and broadcaster and former ESPN personality, has signed with WWE to once again be part of the Raw announce team, WWE.com can confirm. Coachman’s TV announcing duties will officially begin tonight, when he joins Michael Cole and Corey Graves at the Team Red announce desk. Meanwhile, WWE Hall of Famer Booker T will resume his duties as a panelist on WWE’s pay-per-view Kickoff broadcasts and will continue to make appearances on Raw and beyond as a WWE ambassador. The Coach began appearing on WWE television as an interviewer in 1999 during The Attitude Era as a frequent foil of The Rock, later expanding his role to include tenures as Raw commentator, Interim Raw General Manager and even as an in-ring competitor on multiple occasions. Following nearly a decade as an on-air personality at ESPN — which included coverage of WWE with his “Off the Top Rope” segment — Coachman is back to call the action on Monday Night Raw. Don’t miss The Coach’s return to Raw commentary tonight, beginning live at 8/7 C on USA Network. >they got rid of Booker because he was shitposting too well >they got rid of the best part of commentary >Can The Miz carry the Intercontinental Title all the way to WrestleMania? Last Monday night at Raw 25, The Miz captured his eighth Intercontinental Championship at the expense of Roman Reigns, and although The A-Lister was unsuccessful in winning the 30-Man Royal Rumble Match — that accolade went to SmackDown LIVE’s Shinsuke Nakamura — he nevertheless has reason to boast on Raw tonight in Philadelphia, as he looks to wear his Intercontinental Title under the bright lights of WrestleMania. Will Miz be successful in his quest, or will The [LOUD BOOING] retaliate and recapture his prize? We’ll no doubt hear from the “must-see” champion and its former bearer tonight. >How will Seth Rollins respond to last night’s defeat? Last night at the Royal Rumble event, Sheamus & Cesaro became four-time Raw Tag Team Champions by defeating Seth Rollins & Ja[LOUD BOOING]an, although the “gold-blooded” Superstar never actually competed in the bout due to an apparent injury at ringside. After he succumbed to a costly two-on-one assault at the hands of The Bar, The Kingslayer probably has a lot on his mind. How will Rollins deal with this unfortunate defeat, and what will have to say to Jordan? >What havoc will Braun Strowman wreak? In an absolutely hellacious brawl last night in Philadelphia — which is really saying something given the city’s ECW history — Brock Lesnar defeated Braun Strowman and Kane to retain his Universal Championship. However, since it was The Big Red Machine and not The Monster Among Men who was pinned, Strowman clearly has unfinished business with The Conqueror. Given his temperament following the bell, Strowman is clearly in a foul mood. Tonight in the City of Brotherly Love, someone’s going to “get those hands.” Don’t miss Raw tonight, live at 8/7 C on USA Network.
>no more Booker
JANUARY 28TH WARNING! IDENTITY REVEALED AS THE MMA LEGEND RONDA ROUSEY!!
>Jonathan Coachman signs with WWE, joins Raw announce team tonight Fuck right off, bookers shitposting was wwe's best commentary. How come mediocre mma fighter ronda gets to bypass nxt when pro wrestlers that have been doing this for many years have to go through paul's playpen?
How shit will Ronda be on the mic?
Asuka should get thick again, she's too thin.
OHHHHHH MYYYY WHATS JOAN JAYCHECK DOING IN THE RAW ZONE SHES CHALLENGING HOTRONDA, TWO FORMER [redacted] CHAMPIONS CLASH AT WRESTLEMANIA
>>96381 What the fuck? He was the most entertaining part of RAM most of the time.
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>>96384 >How come mediocre mma fighter ronda gets to bypass nxt when pro wrestlers that have been doing this for many years have to go through paul's playpen? Because she was is relevant to the normalfag audience.
>>96401 >>>/hobbit/
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>>96377 >The Coach began appearing on WWE television as an interviewer in 1999 during The Attitude Era as a frequent foil of The Rock, later expanding his role to include tenures as Raw commentator, Interim Raw General Manager and even as an in-ring competitor on multiple occasions. Rock return confirmed? Don't forget, the Rock vowed during one of his last appearances to one day be WWE champion again. Rock vs. Brock at Wrasslemania?
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N…No… throat shots tonight, r…right lads?
>>96384 >paul's playpen You say that like it's a bad thing when I'd say the two main event matches for NXT's Takeover on Saturday were better than anything on the Rumble.
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Even if she didn't win, she's still the best!
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This show has no chance of having an ace, so why watch it?
>>96407 >Booleyfag so insecure he has to post that it's okay to himself over and over again
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>>96408 Here's your ace
>>96410 >someone who hasn't had a year long world title reign >ace
>>96411 >Implying you could do year long reigns in the west People are already turning on Asuka, imagine a title reign that long.
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>>96408 >This show has no chance of having an ace https://www.njpw1972.com/21032
>>96413 Yes, but they at least could have a cameo. And they can easily make up for an ace. >>96412 And imagine a dude being LIKED for that long. That's an ace.
>>96413 >>96414 Okada is the new Ace.
>>96415 He's the new one, but not THE Ace.
>>96415 Missile is the new Ace.
https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/958075786904322048 OH NOOOOOOO OH NOO OH NO
wew
>booleyfag-triggering stream on taima tonight
>starts with a recap of royal botchfest
>>96418 The song they had in THPS 2 was pretty ballin
>>96422 >Liking assrock Get some taste, please.
>>96422 >CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Ronda is pretty cute
>starting the show with the worst guest commentator of all time
>"go roman reigns" sign in the crowd Womack spotted.
>Those boots on Steph mmmmmm
>>96423 Okay
>Rowdy Ronda Rousey Wew, is this canon?
How long before someone fucks up and calls Rousey "Rowdy Roddy Piper"?
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>shilling for botcha being given an undeserved hour fucking long RR match push >before namedropping the legacy divas that got fucked over
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Is the entire show going to be muh wymyn?
>Alexa "2 stars" Bliss finally defending her title
>be in the US for over a year >don't even try learning english >botcha comes out
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>>96423 >not liking buttrock
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>it's still going
>>96437 My nigga. I don't get how anyone can like wrestling but not buttrock. they go hand in hand.
Social Justice Warrior vs. Living Anime Waifu BOOK IT MAGGLE!
https://twitter.com/orinanne/status/958041961851768834 >no booker
>I proved I can go the distance Is Sasha concussed? She didn't go the distance, she lost >>96440 >Living Anime Waifu Kairi isn't fighting the horse.
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>>96412 *ahem*
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>>96441 >orinanne >just searched for a very similar name Spooky.
>>96444 (Checked) >is spooked >gets trips
>golden shovel cena vs golden shovel finn
>last man standing opening match Nice
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FUCKING GAS YOURSELF TAIMA
>>96448 >not wanting to see vintage cena
>>96449 >wanting to have the actual show misdirected into retarded meme videos
>missed part of the match because EBIN FUNNAY MEMEMEMEMEEMEMEEEEEEEEES XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>>96448 >>96450 I only wish someone had a WWE Network stream, I keep seeing cable streams. I don't want to forget what I'm even watching like most of the nights.
>>96450 >>96451 Try /woooalt/
>The absolute state of this camera work
>>96452 >network stream >for RAM/SD >that don't get played on the network
>You can see Kane under the tablecloth
>>96450 >>96451 the meme was playing during the ads
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WEW
>literally buried
welp there goes jonny coachs commentary run
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>no commentary >because somehow the mics aren't wireless tonight <it's actually better for it
>>96455 So the only way to watch RAM/SD is with commercials on live TV? Like for example, it was 3 minutes of Braun slapping Kane around and 4 minutes of Kane dead and needing medical attention before cutting back to commercial. There are so many commercials on the show at this point it's hard to follow it anymore.
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>tfw not finished with Kane but the show cuts to commercial
>>96463 I think the network might get the episodes something like months later because it's all legal shit with USA. Of course, you could always pay money to see it live at the arena.
<lololololol the manatees are wearing stupid shirts XD look the kid in the commercial is retarded literally The absolute state of modern advertising.
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>all the commentary mics are BROKEN and they're using the ring speaker mics
>local medical facility >local medical facility >local medical facility
>monster mong men
==W== alk ==W== ith ==E== lias
>>96471 >botching redtext
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>Elias gets DELETED
Having Matt's catchphrases in his theme is just going to make them have less impact when he says them in promos
>>96476 Reminder that this is what you all wanted
>NCIS >dumped almost all the memorable characters and replaced them with diversity hires >>96477 >>>/booley/
>>96477 I didn't want it they way they're doing it
>Commentators having a LAN party
THE TEN TON ELIMINATION CHAMBER MADE OF PLEXIGLASS AND FOAM
Everything is better with Frankie
>2 ad BREAKs for one match
>>96483 BROKEN Hardy confirmed
>>96466 Most advertising ends up falling into >Generic, boring ad which nobody remembers >Pharmaceutical commercials of people doing completely mundane things to soft music while a soft voice tells you how it can cause cancer and kill you >Attempt to be trendy and cater to the hip market except it's using content years out of style and ends up as a "How do you do, fellow kids?" commercial as a result >Attempt at being trendy and catering to the hip market except it's shit that never caught on at all anywhere >Attempt at being trendy and catering to the hip market by trying to force a meme on something just plain unfunny and uninteresting >Absolute lowest common denomination mouthbreathing retardation that could be mistaken for a commercial on Idiocracy >Guaranteed_replies.jpg that ends up creating controversy under the idea of any publicity = good publicity It's easy to make a commercial nobody remembers in 30 seconds. It's almost as easy to make a bad commercial that ends up turning off viewers and thus your market. It's extremely rare and hard to find commercials that can be truly memorable without stirring shit up in the process. >>96483 Enjoying those 3 minute ad bre​aks in the middle of matches when the match is supposed to be, but not when a guy is just laying on a floor doing nothing? This is WWE's biggest problem: Their commercial flow is absolutely fucked and cuts the actual wrestling out. It's not called World Entertainment, it's called World Wrestling Entertainment.
>gaypop on alt >constant switching to unfunny meme videos on main
>>96486 >Hating based Shibby
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>>96487 >knowing the random gook's name
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>>96485 But what about cutting to commercial in the middle of Razor Ramon's HISTORICAL Raw25 appearance?
Elias and Bo should join Wyatt
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>it's just fucking laughing again
so this is the power of 5000000000 writers
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>That transition
>FIVE YEARS crew is so incapable of making a good Bray v Matt promo they cut to Miz talking on the youtube vlog machine in the middle of it
>>96487 >>96488 did someone mention unfunny shibata memes
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>cutting to meme videos and fucking up the stream load yet again >the backup is streaming njpw instead
>>96498 >Having a potato
God dammit is there any 8/wooo/anon that can make a non-cancer taima thing? No meme video cuts, no playing other shit in the middle of a stream, and no literally fucking gay gook music.
>>96500 Pretty sure we could make our own Taima if we have stream sources
>>96498 if you hate nipjapanprowrassling and memes so much you should get the wwe network.
>>96500 >Memefilters being carried over No thanks BRO
>>96501 >>96500 Don't we have our own thing already? I remember watching stuff on /v/ or the old movie night with /bane/ on an 8site or something.
>>96503 Does taima even support nerdfiltering?
>>96506 yeah for example they filter cunt to GnomeDar2 for some reason
Can Roman not put any excitement behind his entrance, he just walks out in the most boring way possible
>>96504 That was cytube, in theory yes you could. You would just need to get stream links set up. >More Rocket League advertising How much money does one tiny indie game have? Not even PUBG advertises this much.
>>96511 >pubg >the generic battle royale game that copied an ARMA mod and stole its idea from a movie then proceeded to cry about other games doing the battle royale game style
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>roman showing off his chop proof vest
>roman noodles invulnerable to the "everybody copy Ric's slaps" move because he got Vince to let him wear his ballistic vest in ring
>>96512 Like it or not, that game is printing money. My point is Rocket League is just a sequel to super battle rocket car soccer or whatever it's called except multiplat instead of a PS3 exclusive, how is Rocket League making so much money still to keep aggressively advertising their game?
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>taking a chair against people that aren't doing anything >""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""face""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>middle of the match >not even at an ad BREAK >chagning to a fucking meme video
>>96518 He's not a good guy. He's not a bad guy. He's THE GUY™
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>faggots talking shit about war vets on alt
>>96521 >being surprised that faggots that willingly listen to gaypop are faggots
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>figure four
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>mfw stream freezes
>>96525 switch to alt brother hh
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>no miztourage rushing out to distract noodleman
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>THIS IS AWESOME <NO IT'S NOT
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>>96527 Bo Wyatt confirmed
>Bo wins the match for Miz
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>>96530 >also bumped and sold like a champ
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>>96526 im usually the one shilling for woooalt but for some reason it isnt loading and wooomain is… i used it yesterday for the RR too, oh well might me on my end.
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>>96531 >Bo selling like a champ
>>96533 try switching browsers brother
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>>96528 Not sure why I made this, but take it
Sasha is cuter than Asska
WE JOB HARD, ALL DAY ALL NIGHT SAY JOB
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fucking horse vampire
>>96538 Fuck off Snoop.
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>The Revival WHATS THE OLD DEERS DOING IN THE RAW ZONE? >>96535 oh it works on gaygle chrome thx brother hh >kpop
>>96541 >Not loving the cutest Boss
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>Slater is finally allowed to do something other than be a jobber loser <it's against the team that was golden shoveled by every single member of DX and the new bullet club
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>ECW champion gets buried in ECW city
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>trying to get themselves over
>over
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TESTIFY
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>Dudleys get into the HOF >only after Spike Dudley dies
>>96552 >tfw was spike mark back in RA era
>Finn talking himself up >after laying around outside half the match
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Why does production feel the need to pur a black screen and name text transition before the video promos?
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>Sashas cute slender figure unf
>>96559 >she actually has her feet covered Horsefag learning his lesson
>90% of the video is ads
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>Sasha wearing the Balor jacket
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>Maggle interrupting fun commentary bantz again
>>96561 Did you want them uncovered?
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>>96564 I wonder if braun btfo cole for fucking up alexas gimmic name little miss bliss
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>tfw want to turn this off but kind of interested in Balor vs Cena
>you will never get promos like this in current year
>>96570 WHEN AJ STYLES HITS THAT PHENOMENAL FOREARM, IT TURNS ME ON BROTHER!
>>96572 no homo brother hh
>botcha BREAKs down crying because asska kicked out
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>Sasha puts on a better match than Alexa "Little Miss PissBREAK" Bliss
>>96575 Lol what? She botched like half her moves.
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And the legendary streak continues.
>Womens Evolution Wasn't it "Womens Revolution"?
>in their FIRST EVER MATCH <they literally just had a match last night
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JUST
>>96578 R dropped due to budget cuts.
>@cena1_100
ok ok jhon calm down
Taimafags actually had a decent point for once. >qualifier matches >for a qualifier match
>>96576 Still more enjoyable
>the absolute state of k-pop
>>96586 Jpop is way better than K "1000 surgeries" Pop
>>96585 same logic as a cena fan
>taima starts a meme video >switches to another one before the first meme video even gets to the fucking part they turned it on for WEEDFAGS GET THE GAS
>>96589 switch to alt brother hh
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>make really cool sound while stretching >nothing records it
MAKIN' MOO
>namedropping Booker
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>>96592 million dolla moo
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>it's the vaudevillians
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https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/958045757407481858
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>Corey low-key talking about fugging Dana backstage
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>blood everywhere >Dunn muted all non-commentary audio for this entire segment
>No AOP
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>tfw just realised nikki cross wasn't in wymyn rumble
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>>96604 >You just realized Boo Dallas wasn't in the rumble
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>WWE too poor to afford the Shrek song
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<the wymyn stole the show at the rumble
>>96609 oooOOOOooooOOOOoooh KINGSLAYER
>They still have those Nerdometer shirts
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>smart karl anderson referring to themselves as "THE BC"
>>96611 What are you, a NERD?
>>96607 fucking well done
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>the STATE of the cruiserweight championship
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH
>Dunn mutes the crowd booing so much you can't even hear Cena's intro
>>96617 DOO DODO DOOOOOOOOO DO DODO DOOOOOOOOOOO
>BALOR IS OVER
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>this thread for this main event
>finn burbrabalor
>>96621 We're all watching the match of course, and definitely not just doing other shit with the match in the background
>>96623 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE BEST SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT PROMOTION OF ALL TIME
>Cena did the two sweet
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BIG MATCH JHON
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YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW
Cena gonna give us an air guitar performance now
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Wait a fucking minute. >make a big point out of Gallows and Anderson coming out with Finn >they don't appear in the match at all, not even cheering Finn along outside the ring >they don't show up to check on Finn after the match
>>96630 they just came out to show off they merch then they off for some brewskis
>>96629 that would be gimmick infringement
>>96492 Nope, this is the power of (((FIVE YEARS)))
Replacing based booker with the original otunga was a mistake, the commentary went right back to being lifeless. >>96597 This is magical, I can actually hear this soundless gif.
>>96597 >>96637 >Cena is calling the spot so loud you can hear it even on a soundless gif. Is this just going to get worse as he gets older? Will old man Cena be called in for matches and his hard-of-hearing-ass will start calling things so loud to back rows can hear him?
>>96463 >There are so many commercials on the show at this point it's hard to follow it anymore. THIS Basically it's the commercials that are briefly interrupted by the show


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