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Smackdown/MMC/205/Main Event 3/13 fastlane more like ASSLANE edition Boliever 03/13/2018 (Tue) 19:36:46 Id: a95342 No. 102588
SmackDown LIVE preview, March 13, 2018: AJ Styles gets ready for WrestleMania and Shinsuke Nakamura WWE Champion AJ Styles survived a Six-Pack Challenge to hold onto his WWE Championship and ensure that the highly anticipated dream match between him and Shinsuke Nakamura was still on for WrestleMania. The Phenomenal One minced no words in saying what he has planned for WWE’s Rockstar on The Grandest Stage of Them All. What will happen between the two competitors as the road to New Orleans heats up? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network. >Shane McMahon to make a WrestleMania announcement >starting the show with a promo again SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon shocked the WWE Universe at WWE Fastlane on Sunday when he prevented Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn from capturing the WWE Championship. Though these actions came after Owens inadvertently superkicked the SmackDown LIVE Commissioner, McMahon doubled down on his actions during Talking Smack, showing no remorse for costing two of Team Blue’s Superstars the chance to win its top title. Owens took to social media shortly after WWE Fastlane to air his grievances:'''' Kevin Owens✔@FightOwensFight I should be @WWE Champion right now. <boo hoo It seems as though there will be no slowing down for SmackDown LIVE's Commissioner. McMahon will be making a WrestleMania announcement on SmackDown LIVE tonight. Will it have anything to do with the "Yep!" Movement, or has Shane-O-Mac come up with a complete surprise for the WWE Universe? >Asuka to make her first SmackDown LIVE appearance after challenging Charlotte Flair >m-maybe this will make people watch smackdown After defeating Ruby riotttttttttt to retain her SmackDown Women’s Championship on Sunday, Charlotte Flair got a major surprise, as Raw Superstar Asuka arrived to declare that she’d use the WrestleMania championship opportunity she won in the first-ever Women’s Royal Rumble Match to challenge The Queen. With Flair putting her title up against Asuka’s undefeated streak in New Orleans, how will she begin to prepare for the biggest match of her career? Plus, The Empress of Tomorrow will be making her first-ever appearance on SmackDown LIVE tonight. What does Asuka have planned? >AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura’s Road to WrestleMania begins With his WWE Championship successfully defended in a grueling Six-Pack Challenge at WWE Fastlane, AJ Styles confirmed that he will take on The Artist Known as Shinsuke Nakamura on The Grandest Stage of Them All, WrestleMania. The Phenomenal One minced no words in stating his plans for WWE’s Rockstar in New Orleans. How will Nakamura respond as the Road to WrestleMania heats up? >How will Randy Orton deal with the target on his back? Randy Orton added another accolade to his incredible resume at WWE Fastlane when he defeated Bobby Roode to capture the United States Championship for the first time in his career and become a Grand Slam Champion in the process. There was little time to celebrate, as Jinder Mahal arrived to confront The Viper. Mahal, who has declared himself the “uncrowned U.S. Champion,” attacked Orton until Roode floored The Modern Day Maharaja with a Glorious DDT. The former champion then planted the new titleholder into the mat with another Glorious DDT. How quickly can The Apex Predator adapt to the huge target that’s now on his back as WrestleMania draws closer? >How have The Bludgeon Brothers changed the SmackDown Tag Team division? Not much at all because you don't let them fucking do anything, Road Dogg. FIVE YEARS The New Day and The Usos have been laser-focused on each other in recent weeks when, perhaps, they should have been worrying about the monsters lurking around the corner. After months of causing wanton destruction on SmackDown LIVE, The Bludgeon Brothers sent a devastating message to Team Blue’s two top tandems. Harper & Rowan demolished all five Superstars in unsettling fashion, leaving Xavier Woods with multiple thoracic contusions following a Double Powerbomb on the steel ringside steps. It was a clear warning that The Bludgeon Brothers are coming for the SmackDown Tag Team Titles. The question is: Can anyone or anything stop Harper & Rowan? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network.
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MMC Rusev & Lana battle Bobby Roode & Charlotte Flair 205 LIVE Tonight on WWE 205 Live, Cedric Alexander and Roderick Strong compete in the first semifinal match of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament, and one of them will secure their place at WrestleMania. For the final four Superstars remaining in the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament, the opportunity to compete on The Grandest Stage of Them All is but one victory away. Tonight on WWE 205 Live, the first semifinal contest will feature Cedric Alexander against NXT Superstar Roderick Strong. The stakes are higher than ever for both Superstars. Strong seized the opportunity to compete in the tournament, defeating Hideo Itami and former Cruiserweight Champion Kalisto to advance to the semifinals. Additionally, Strong has managed to compete on both WWE 205 Live and WWE NXT without skipping a beat, showing off his incredible endurance and versatility inside the ring. Cedric Alexander is no stranger to the WWE Cruiserweight Championship being within reach. Before the title was held in abeyance, Alexander was scheduled to challenge for the championship at Royal Rumble. Despite the change of plans, Alexander has remained laser-focused on his goal, defeating Gran Metalik and inaugural WWE Cruiserweight Champion TJP to move ahead to the semifinals. Will Cedric Alexander or Roderick Strong be the first to secure a championship opportunity at WrestleMania? Tune in to WWE 205 Live, tonight at 10:20 E/9:20 C on the award-winning WWE Network. MAIN EVENT Probably Curt Hawkins vs Goldust and a 205 match again.
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Can Shane fuck off?
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>WHATS UP [city] >Shane babbles on for 10 minutes <DEEDLE DEE DEEDLE DOO <Fatman comes out <YOU SCREWD ME OVER SHANE >Shit feud drags on for 10 more years
>>102591 It's a long build-up to shane taking on the full mantle of heel McMahon from his father.
>>102592 Too bad everyone stopped caring months ago. Their hell in a cell match was five months ago for fucks sakes, this feud has been going on for almsot a year.
THE GAY COMMUNITY??!?!?
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I can't hold all these autisms
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>>102599 the absolute STATE of women in 2018
>>102602 It's a good state
>pyro.fx
HE'S HERE KILL ALL THE GAYS!!!!
POINT AT THE SIGN DAMNIT
CRINGAMURA
HERRO MURICENS IMA YAPAN CHING CHONG BING SCHWANG
holy shit /wooo/ is dead. I bet the burger people caused this.
>>102609 blame road dogg
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is a.j. ever going to go heel and take on the gay community?
>AJ Styles match >Far Cry 5 ad pops up what did wwe mean by this
>>102614 4d anti-christian chess.
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>Ruru will never not be a jobber
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nu-gay btfo
>>102616 >Hopefully you go outside and get hisaveallimages What did Misu mean by this
WHAT IF IT WAS A WHITE CELEBRITY WHO GOT SHOT!!!???!!
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OH NO NO NO
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>Another kid rock promo
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>Kid Rock >b-but muh buttrock makes rasslin good
<biker taker kek
Is fred durst next?
>>102624 we can only hope
naka for real needs just stop talking
>>102626 t. tanahashi
The bix noods theme sounded better without vocals.
Big E straight coked the fuck out
are the bludgeon bros. gonna start the race war?
#aluminumfoilchairs
>Mallet mates actually using the mallets
WHAT POWER!! when are they gonna stop fucking saying that?
>>102633 WHAT A MANEUVER
>>102633 PLANTED
usso and big e bfto
LOOK AT THE TOP OF COREYS HEAD!!!
At least the tag division isn't JUST uso's and new gay now I've met rowan at a training school once, he's a cool guy
>>102638 Did you comment on his impressive size
>>102639 yeah he was lookin real jacked that day
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>Smackdown
Why is arseka so afraid of the qt midget?
more fucking japs who can barely speak engrish ==top lel==
>>102642 She wants a real challenge
>>102644 What better challenge than someone that's beaten everyone on ram and has held the title since fuckin forever?
>>102644 >a challenge its probably back stage politics
Charlottes intro fucking sucks hard
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>>102645 >Being a squirmy bitch is beating someone naw
holy CRINGE
her teeth are more yellow than mine and I all I do is smoke and drink coffee. wtf
IS RANDY GONNA RKO ASUKA?!!
>randy rkos asuka
>Doing this shit again
Up next. Jinder Mahal addresses the toilet paper community for the first time.
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>Randy is onscreen
HE POINTED AT THE SIGN!!!
>When I retain
this match draws as much dimes as jeff jarrett
>usa chants for two canadians
>guy in the crowd had his sign upside down
holy fuck jinder has gross skin. and those puffy nips wtf
>snake snore vs poo snore vs robed snore preshow match at best
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>jumanji commercial >already out on video the state of the rocks movie career
>>102664 Brought to you by Snickers®™
le fat canadian
>WWE in VR
SHE CHALLENGED THE GENDER NORMS
>honouring Moolah Y I K E S
Whens the Chris Benoit Classic
how much dicks did she suck?
reminder that moolah was a sex trafficer and blackmailed men she fucked
I don't like Naomi but her intro is pretty tight
God DAMN naomi's face is ugly
>no Chyna Memorial battle royale
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https://twitter.com/WrestleMania/status/973734153228189697
Caramel is better than glowy nig
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>I'm the modern day Moolah
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BTFO
>>102681 she looks like a whore. Probably has an std
STOP TELLING ME ABOUT THIS JEWPAC SHOW NO ONE CARES
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>>102682 >probably
>>102683 BUT WHAT IF IT WAS A WHITE CELEBRITY THAT GOT SHOT??
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>>102682 She's clean like that pin on Naomi
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Remember guys, it's about the superstars.
>another upside sign this crowd is fucking dumb lmao
>>102684 Normally with a regular girl you got a 50/50 chance of getting aids. But carmellas a genetic cistern and she's not normal so your odds of survival DRASTICALLY go down
>>102688 What do you expect, it's Indiana.
>fat boy and hadji at wrestlemania holy fucking CRINGE
>we batman love shane
>he said God and not Allah
>>102692 yeah I don't get it either
CANADIANS HAVE GONE TOO FAR
>Orgasm noises
Man this show SUCKED. What a waste of time
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>THOSE FUCKING NOISES
EUGGHHH EUGGHHAAA EUGGGHA=
Shane's really good at holding his breath and making himself red
Completely forgot about this. Is the show any good today?
>>102701 eh… i rate it too much canadians/10
>>102701 Worth it for those noises Shane makes at the end
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>>102673 BUT MUH WYMZ REVLUCCN MAGGLE! WERE MAKING HIIISATORY! DONT LIE ABOUT MY WMYNZ REVLVCCN! SHUT UP COREY!
>>102678 https://twitter.com/CarmellaWWE/status/973387761829974016 https://archive.is/X55pr This is how to kill your career and any respect for your fans in seconds.
fugg Any webms? Did anyone actually watch MMC/205/ME? What happened?
>Memorial battle royale for this woman Weird how barely anyone remember this.
>>102709 >#MellaIsMoolah She's praising Moolah so much, if she was under Moolah back then she would have been whored out like the rest of them were.
>>102709 OH NO
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>>102714 Apparently Becky and a few others DELETED the tweets they might have made about praising this retarded Moolah Rumble, but Mandy, Carmella, Ruby, and Sonya are still stupid enough to keep theirs (although there's sarcasm in Ruby's). Even if you're a heel, I don't get why you want to praise someone who not only got other women raped, but also trafficked them like whores. Not even Nia and Alexa are this stupid.
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Didnt even watch just came to post liv and shelton >>102717 HE NEEDS SOME MILK why he sound like me when i bust a nut >Fuckign correct meme used correctly
>>102716 Even liv was smart enough to DELETE her tweet about moolah. Then she posted "ignorance is bliss" instead and now DELETED that too.
>>102770 Never mind it's still there. https://twitter.com/YaOnlyLivvOnce/status/973401825356533761
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>>102709 CARAMEL NO >>102716 I bet they were all forced to say that.
>>102793 >I bet they were all forced to say that. No, not everyone did so as >>102716 pointed out >Not even Nia and Alexa are this stupid. They didn't tweet it. I checked some others and not even Charlotte or Sasha Banks of all people tweeteed it. Or maybe they did and DELETED it before I could check but whatever.
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<wew Most women seem to just be retweeting the tweet that WWE's twitter account announced. I guess that's kinda better than personally tweeting about it but acknowledging it like that I guess still may not be the best idea.
I take it this summer we'll get the Chris Benoit Classic?
>>102796 Funny because people were quick to reply to WWE about a Chris Benoit Submission Classic
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>>102717 >the one show I miss actually has something worth caring about
>>102796 No it's the pat patterson young lion cup.
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>Mike we need you on the show >Finally I can't even remember the last time I was on >So what do you need me for? Who am I wrestling? >Actually…
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WHAT HAVE I B E C O M E
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in memory of shane http://crossfade.io/#!/9zu7zgtzk4
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