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RAM 3/19 THE ULTIMATE DELETION Boliever 03/19/2018 (Mon) 19:30:06 Id: 63d167 No. 103166
WWE Raw preview, March 19, 2018: The Ultimate Deletion is upon us The GREAT WAR between “Woken” Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt has escalated to THE ULTIMATE DELETION, a battle that will transpire at The Hardy Compound this Monday night on Raw. Can The Woken One finally DELETE The Eater of Worlds, once and for all? Also on Raw, Universal Champion Brock Lesnar is slated to return at last, and Asuka battles Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss! >Who will claim victory in The Ultimate Deletion? It all comes down to this: The Great War hits home for “Woken” Matt Hardy, as he takes on Bray Wyatt in The Ultimate Deletion at The Hardy Compound. This contest promises to challenge everything we know about combat, both physically and psychologically, as The Woken One’s own family — including Queen Rebecca, King Maxel, Lord Wolfgang, Senor Benjamin and his drone, Vanguard 1 — bears witness to the mind-bending confrontation. Will Hardy finally DELETE The Eater of Worlds, or will Wyatt bring darkness to The Hardy Compound? Whatever happens, this will be a battle unlike anything in WWE history. >Brock Lesnar finally emerges Per Mr. McMahon, Universal Champion Brock Lesnar will finally appear on Monday Night Raw, three weeks before he defends his title against the recently suspended Roman Reigns at WrestleMania. Now that The Chairman has punished The [LOUD BOOING] for his inflammatory criticism of The Beast Incarnate and Mr. McMahon himself, it remains to be seen just how Reigns will react to Lesnar’s appearance on Raw — or if he will even be reinstated before Monday night. FINALLY <Asuka puts her streak on the line against Alexa Bliss Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss will have Mickie James in her corner when she takes on Asuka Monday night on Raw, but Little Miss Bliss surely won’t have Nia Jax by her side after she unwittingly insulted The Irresistible Force in front of the entire WWE Universe this past Monday night. As Alexa looks to snap The Empress of Tomorrow’s streak, how will the seething Jax factor into the situation? >Will Braun Strowman take on The Bar at WrestleMania? Even though he doesn’t have a tag team partner, Braun Strowman shockingly won the Tag Team Battle Royal this past Monday night, meaning that he technically earned the right to challenge Cesaro & Sheamus for the Raw Tag Team Championship at WrestleMania 34 in New Orleans. However, given the fact that The Monster Among Men is a solo Superstar, and since he originally wasn’t scheduled to compete in the over-the-top-rope bout, the victory comes with no small amount of controversy. Raw General Manager Kurt Angle has a lot on his plate going into this year’s Show of Shows — including his Mixed Tag Team Match with Ronda Rousey against Triple H and Stephanie McMahon — but he’ll need to sort out Strowman’s Road to WrestleMania sooner than later. Will Angle rule in favor of The Monster Among Men, or will all of Team Red suffer the consequences if Strowman doesn’t get his way?
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>WWE in charge of BROKEN matt <fags here will defend this
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THAT'S WHAT I DO
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>>103170 >ywn comfort Nia >ywn cuddle with Nia >ywn have loud, sweaty sex with Nia
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>>103171 >ywn get to eat the shit of the morbidly obese samoanigger dyke
>Have nothing for braun >Have him kill the tag team division and make everyone look useless Thanks wwe.
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Baysolution when?
>>103175 Never
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>Taima finally using a new player oy
>>103176 They'll be the female Ingobernables
Sold out my ass.
>Crowd cheers for Ramen not being on tv <Dunn edits cheers
Roman, what the fuck are you doing here?
Roman lost he's mind
SEXY BADASS REBEL
>>103181 >ThEYRE EXCITED FOR RAMEN <Crowd is booing him, giving him the finger <Dunn is still editing the boos
>>103177 Is it still malware that gets your system shoah'd if you simply click on it?
>>103183 WAAAAH IM A BRAT GIMME SHIT REEEEE It doesn't work like that, Ramen
>>103185 It's a fucking flawless stream, no viruses on my end
Roman Reigns for 3 hours seeying all the matches
JUST LIKE "ICE COLD" STEVE AUTSIN!
>>103188 I hope he flirts with Mandy Rose, and boos Booley
LOOK, SHIELD LARPERS >implying anyone is buying the US fucking marshals coming out to arrest roman
>>103187 Nope, stream sucks, it slows to a crawl when you fullscreen it.
HANDS UP DONT SHOOT
>>103192 Then don't fullscreen it retard
Roman can win at 3 persons whitout hands
BAH GOD ROMAN'S A CRIMINAL NOW
>>103194 The entire point of a non-malware stream is to be able to fullscreen it faggot.
Roman is like mankind now
Did they just chant that Ramen deserved it?!
>that Roman chants
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Check it out, Roman is OVER AS FUCK now!
>>103189 Wonder why no one ever took the gimmick RED HOT Here comes Red Hot James Taylor.
Wait, so Ramen attacking cops is okay and heroic, but Bork fighting a rebellious Samoan with the power of autism to save cops is bad?! What the fuck!?
Suplex City Bitch
This is the best RAM opener in a while.
Roman its fucking ded
GOD DAMMIT BROCK STOP SWEARING THIS IS A PG SHOW
>Brock is just a concerned citizen looking out for police officers >Heel
>We Want Enzo sign tonight LOL
We need brown now
>>103209 Same, that you deserve it chants
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
Handcuffed and gurneyed. Holy fuck.
Holy Kek, whit brock
>>103212 CALLED IT
[LOUD MUTING]
>bork is lower energy than Braun's assault
the virgin Brock Lesnar >runs out to flip a table and make Dunn mute the audio for a little bit the chad Braun Strowman >throws Roman's stretcher off a loading dock and flips a fucking ambulance
>IT WAS HORRIBLE <Everyone loved it No one is buying it Corey lol
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>high energy opening where roman gets destroyed >followed by a super edited promo package for last week's shit fucking wymyn's shit
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>It's an Alexa match sleep.gif
THICCI DRESSING LIKE A 20-SOMETHING THOT MUUHHHHHH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>Arbys actually looking good for once
God damn Alexa looks like fucking Baba Yaga in 1080
THIS IS BORING
>>103224 Whatever you say, Booley fag.
THE EMPRESS OF THA THICCNESS From far and wide And light years away Cast from the shadows Now light my way Fallen idols Scream yesterday Your kings and your queens Hit the ground like rain From far and wide And light years away The one force of nature They call by name I came from tomorrow to take back today I am the future
>>103226 >Alexa "Crows feet" Bliss OH NO NO NO
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>>103227 Faggots like you make me never want to see another women's wrassler again
>>103227 You're a faggot. Kill yourself.
>>103224 lol slavs
>butter on steak Absolutely disgusting.
>>103229 >>103230 Fuck's your problem? I'm assuming you're just on faggot with autism; I choose not to bolieve two separate anons could be this retarded in this short a timespan.
>>103233 Even if it's a copy-pasta you're still a faggot.
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>>103233 REEE YOU MUST LIKE THE JEW OR ELSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT GOY
>>103235 >booleyfag with his fake news autism is a goyimergate faggot too WEW
Just got here, Did i miss anything worth note? Or is it just another shitty RAM?
>>103236 >Using a reaction image means I support niGGers
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>>103233 >I choose not to And yet you choose to continue your life, get fucked footfag.
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>noodleman is trending
Man I am sure craving a Snickers™ right now
>>103237 Besides Ramen getting Btfo by the fans and Bork, nope.
Holy fuck, Mickey struggling to walk with in those heels is making my pickle tickle.
Is ultimate deletion gonna be the main event?
WILL ALEXA BREAK THE STREAK?
>I'm brining pop culture into this <An old Lohan movie no one gives a fuck about anymore
>>103245 ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE MAGGLE
>>103238 >>103236 You lost, goons? This is GooberGate country, you can fuck off back to plebbit if that's a problem.
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>Alexa getting this much offense in
Asuka buries her face in Lexi's taint for the pin. L–Lewd…
>countout
>Alexa "no bumps" Bliss
>Sold-out <Empty seats during the Nia-Alexa segment SOLD OUT MAGGLE!
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>Actually making us sit through 5000 year old taker fumbling around in the ring
>not making Heath Slater and Rhyno win the tournament and swerve-win the titles
-M-M-M-MMUH DAUGHTERS!
>Kurt struggling to form words
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OH NO NO NO
BY GAWD THAT'S KITAMURA
>Strowmans partner
>Absolute state of this thread It's just like NJPW threads
>>103263 That's my fault on njpw sorry, had a REALLY busy week
Is the site down or something?
reeeeeee
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>PRINCE NEVITT
Oh holy shit we can post again This is all fucking boring. Aside from Bo of course.
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>>103269 >FINAL DELETION will be less than half an hour long
Aaaand…. we're back. Holy fuck, all of you faggots' autisms a shit.
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>>103267 >told I can insult w.aifus >word w.aifu filtered out This affront will not stand.
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>there's still 28 minutes left >the site wasn't down long enough to secure smackdown having a bigger thread
Also BOOLEY BTFO'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YET AGAIN
>>103271 >>103272 I'm the biggest autist in this yard >>103275 Doesn't matter, Sonya is also queen
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>Another site fuckup It is destiny boys, site will fuck up for Mania again
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>redditfags like Ramen now
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>they didn't include Shane's pained grunts in the replay
NEVITT WON
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>win >get destroyed by people they almost never let wrestle
Are you guys ready for Dunntism text during the ultimate deletion
>jewish gore fetish movie followed by shitty soy-filled food
NOBODY CARES ABOUT RONDA ROUSEY REEEEEEEE
I'd let Ronda beat me up
>>103284 ==[HALF DECADE INTENSIFIES]=
>>103288 Well, that was shit. Try this again: [HALF DECADE INTENSIFIES]
>5 minute ultimate deletion
>>103290 Shit tbh fam. Also, holy fuck has wrasslin' ever been good to the Hardys.
KDSJAFWEJJEWFIOJAWEFJEWOPFJOI SDJFL;KASJFKL;DASFL ;KJSDFJ ;LAVPBNEOFNSDIOFJ DOSFJDLFUDFIOUSDFIOASJDFIOPSJ ASIOPFJF GET ON WITH IT ALREADY FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
FOLLOW THE MUSIC
>>103292 >Based Ronda working the marks
This is Kino as fuck. What sadist would only allot 10 minutes for this? Just realized she's playing Bray's theme. It gets better.
THEY FUCKING CUT TO COMMERCIAL
>actual production values
>A Kevin Dunn production
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>ad BREAK with 7 minutes left
That vanguard 1 shot was worth the months of waiting
W..Will Matt use roman candles again? If so, does this mean BROKEN Matt has a larger budget for pyro than the entire rest of the WWE?
>>103301 Maybe if he pays for them himself.
https://twitter.com/NickJacksonYB/status/975929041403310081
>Cole burying this shit already
Now this is wrasslin'. Two big ol' rednecks just beatin' the shit outta each other in a backyard ring.
>>103302 >Not realizing BROKEN Matt pays for every Hardy compound segment. HOLY SHIT, WE HAVE PYRO. REPEAT, WE HAVE PYRO.
>>103301 Confirmed
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>the stream froze
PYRO
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IT'S THE FUCKING ABIGAIL SHACK
Cue Yackety sax.
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>tfw narrowly avoided a … throat shot
USE THE MOWER
>Dunn grabs a bunch of public domain classical music to avoid having to pay money for music
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https://twitter.com/Steven_Plummer2/status/975932401271672832
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>yfw Jeff Hardy wasn't even supposed to be there tonight, he just got blitzed outta his fucking mind and stumbled across their match.
>>103316 live crowd BTFO by Vince just like on RAM25
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DELETED
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>no Husky Harris
DELETE
>>103316 >Show televised shit during live event >Shitstorm ensues >Show live shit during live event instead of televised >Shitstorm ensues
That was good shit but normalfags are already calling it garbage so that's great I guess
Bray Wyatt murdered live on TV
>>103324 Pearls before fucking swine. That was match of the year material right there.
>>103324 >Being surprised Those same people were chanting DELETE, they only love le ebin chants, look at Tye Dillinger and Rusev
>>103311 Kek, called it.
>>103328 Credit where it's due and whatnot. https://twitter.com/hehateme2012/status/975936550017040385
>160 The absolute state of sports entertainment.
>>103330 the site crashed dude
>>103331 Should have subscribed only, $9.99 a month.
Did THE wwe finally learn the ways of the kino?
>>103166 >the utlimate deletion vids are shattered on the WWE youtube channel >not tied into one epic vid >during the tv show it was butchered with commercial Dunn officially hates this and fears it since it's more entertaining than his shitshow! Matt even has bigger budget for pyro.
Eva Marie was better than this
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Ultimate Deletion was WONDERFUL. Obviously nothing can live up to the stuff Matt did in TNA, but I was expecting WWE to completely botch it. I was pleasantly surprised. Nice cliffhanger at the end too.
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>>103338 Wow nice sideways soundless webm, booleyfag. Daily reminder that booley will NEVER pull off a maneuver as excellent as the one Alexa did in webm related.
>>103340 I don't know why you're complaining about a low quality Webm, you should be used to it watching alexa matches. Here's a low quality gif instead, I'll make sure to post it at least 5 times per day! Daily reminder that Alexa will never go above 2 stars.
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Luke and Oli says the whole Ultimate Deletion was an "Alice in Wonderland" journey for Wyatt. That's a pretty good observation there!
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>>103342 What did Alexa even do wrong in that gif? Bump well for a move that Asuka mistimed? Whoa, Alexa BTFO'ded! You sure got her.
>>103337 >the utlimate deletion vids are shattered on the WWE youtube channel Yeah this is stupid. Not only that but they don'd even put their videos in the correct order so I watched the last one first.
>>103342 It looks better when she does the hip attack on a running person not on a standing person or like a vtrigger. We'll see her do it again on the MMC
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finally watching raw >roman >nia >bad skin heeb vs no enrish girl >mickie james acting like she is 22
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>Hyping WYMZ REVLUCCN <Still show fucking Moolah in the promo after the shit storm your "Moolah Rumble" name caused, and everyone knows Moolah got women trafficked, drugged, and raped >Now there's a special on WYMZ EMRPOWMENT <All the whores on the screen fucked and married men in the business to get to where they are (Bellas, Naomi), or their family (Charlotte), or both (Botcha) <Somehow Rhonda Roussey is on the screen instead of Booley, burying all of the other women <No fucking Booley, Mandy, Sonya, or LolDana on the screen WYMNZ RVLCCN MAGGLE! >Booley and Botcha are so bad no one cheered for them at Dallas <Booley stumbled through her lines, and can't sell herself <Another cocktease-fuck you with one of their heel turns It tells you something when neither Botcha nor Booley are getting cheers.
>>103388 I like how Mickie is trying to be the Big Slow of the WYMZ RVLCCN: she gets more screen time while the others get buried hard. MOVE OVER, NEW STARS!
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I won't give a flying fuck about the wymynz revolution evolution until they do man vs woman matches. Relegating women to their own division is basically just admitting they are inferior. Then again, I wouldn't want to risk injuring good men because half the women are botch machines.
>>103726 ah shit wrong thread, oh well
>>103611 funny for sure. and her husband is gaining traction for big tunes billy and NWA.
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>>103726 >man vs woman matches.
>>103739 that niaga is ded
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>>103740 >niaga


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