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Smackdown/MMC/205/ME 3/20 asdf edition Boliever 03/20/2018 (Tue) 19:29:26 Id: 671242 No. 103347
SmackDown LIVE preview, March 20, 2018: Will Styles and Nakamura have each other’s back as WrestleMania approaches? Though he emerged from a turbulent Six-Pack Challenge at WWE Fastlane with his WWE Championship, AJ Styles learned the hard way that The Road to WrestleMania will not be an easy one. After being subjected to a two-on-one beating at the hands of Rusev & Aiden English, Styles found reprieve from an unlikely source: Shinsuke Nakamura, his WrestleMania opponent. With their WWE Championship dream match just weeks away, will they have to keep an eye on each other to make sure they get to New Orleans in one piece? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network! >Will Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn face any repercussions from Daniel Bryan for their attack on Shane McMahon? To say the least, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn may have gone too far last week on SmackDown LIVE. After Shane McMahon announced he would be taking an indefinite leave of absence from his position as SmackDown LIVE Commissioner, KO and Zayn brutalized McMahon, leaving him with several injuries. Daniel Bryan returns to SmackDown LIVE tonight as the sole person in charge of Team Blue. How will he respond to Owens & Zayn after their unbelievable attack? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network! >Is Jinder Mahal winning the United States Title a foregone conclusion? The United States Championship picture heading into WrestleMania is murky following last week’s SmackDown LIVE. Jinder Mahal continued to claim he is the uncrowned champion and interrupted Bobby Roode when he attempted to use his rematch clause to challenge Randy Orton at WrestleMania, then defeated The Glorious One before eating an RKO from the titleholder. As WrestleMania draws closer, will one Superstar emerge as the clear challenger for WWE’s Apex Predator? >we just made this change let's push the roided poojeet to it for no reason <How will the SmackDown Women’s Division change after the arrival of Asuka? The dynamic of the Women’s division on SmackDown LIVE immediately changed when Asuka declared she’d be challenging SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair at WrestleMania. With the specter of The Empress of Tomorrow hanging over them, how will the women of Team Blue react? Carmella still holds the Money in the Bank contract; could she rush to cash in before The Show of Shows? And with the WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal on the horizon, surely the women of the blue brand will be out to make an impression just before stepping onto The Grandest Stage of Them All. >Will The Bludgeon Brothers’ punishment continue? At WWE Fastlane, Harper & Rowan demolished The New Day and SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos during a thrilling title bout. Two days later on SmackDown LIVE, Big E & Jimmy Uso, the only two members of their respective teams cleared for competition, attempted to take out The Bludgeon Brothers but came up short. Now that the mallet-wielding madmen are on the loose, will The New Day, The Usos or anyone else be able to stop their path of destruction? NO MORE FUCKING LOCAL TALENT SQUASH MATCHES >Will AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura have to watch each other’s back ahead of WrestleMania? Though he emerged from WWE Fastlane’s wild Six-Pack Challenge with his WWE Championship, AJ Styles found out quickly that The Road to WrestleMania promises to be challenging. After enduring a two-on-one beating at the hands of Rusev & Aiden English, Styles was saved by an unlikely Superstar: Shinsuke Nakamura, his WrestleMania opponent. With their WWE Championship dream match just three weeks away, will the two have to watch each other’s backs to ensure that their dream match becomes a reality?
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WWE MMC preview: Braun Strowman & Alexa Bliss battles The Miz & Asuka tonight in Semifinals showdown It’s do or die as the Semifinals of WWE Mixed Match Challenge, featuring the dominant tandem of Braun Strowman & Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss against Intercontinental Champion The Miz and the undefeated Asuka, begins tonight on Facebook Watch at 10 ET/7 PT. WWE 205 Live preview, March 19, 2018: Mustafa Ali battles Drew Gulak for the right to compete at WrestleMania Tonight on WWE 205 Live, Mustafa Ali faces Drew Gulak in the semifinals of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament to decide who will face Cedric Alexander for the vacant title at WrestleMania. With Cedric Alexander set to compete for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship at WrestleMania, he’ll have to face either his friend, Mustafa Ali, or an aggressive and determined Drew Gulak. The second semifinal battle of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament will take place tonight between Ali and Gulak – two competitors with a storied and often brutal history. When Gulak kicked off his campaign to make WWE 205 Live a no-fly zone, he specifically targeted Ali, whose in-ring arsenal consists of agile and high-risk maneuvers. A proven technician, Gulak is vastly different from Ali, but the two have exchanged victories in a series of highly competitive bouts. In the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament, Ali defeated Gentleman Jack Gallagher and NXT Superstar Buddy Murphy in two fast-paced and hard-hitting contests. Ali certainly proved his resilience, but he faces a Drew Gulak that has embraced his ruthlessness, fully displayed by his tournament victories against his (former?) friend and frequent tag team partner, Tony Nese, and Mark Andrews. Who will face Cedric Alexander in the title match at WrestleMania? Tune in to WWE 205 Live tonight on the award-winning WWE Network to find out!
OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH OOOOOGH
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is Shane even alive?
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>>103348 oh my they are going to end asukana's streak on a noncanon facebook fantasy booking
>>103355 I think this is gonna lead to Shane being in another wrestlemania.
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>>103356 MCMAHON WRESTLEMANIA MAGGLE
who's excited to watch paint dry for 2 hours?
>>103362 But this isn't NJPW
>>103362 no nu gay, no pancakes and Shane dying made smackdown a 7/10 last week. gonna be a hard act to follow tbh.
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Pray for AJ
>>103365 >Killian Dain knock-off in the back
>>103354 >Implying miz isn't going to pin braun after a tiger driver 91 >>103365 DB is going to take his place against mcnamara.
There's a thread up about it but we're probably gonna set up whatever daniel bryan's doing at mania
>>103374 He's pulling a Shibata
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BIG autismS TUESDAY
>>103382 This is my favourite word filter.
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>>103363 Is that why Smackdown had half filled arenas?
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when is he gonna come out and point at the Wrestlemania sign?
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>>103390 Never
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>>103389 >butthurt NJPW mark Is that why NJPW cant compete with WWE?
>>103392 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>103395 Nice meme pictures, Gedo.
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>>103399 I have no idea what you're talking about, Vince.
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>>103395 THE HARD CAM!!!
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TONIGHT, AJ TAKES ON THE PRESIDENT!!!
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>>103403 poor leo hurry its natural to show for the fans must suck to show to the hard cam… just look at his face when he sees all those empty seats
2 minutes
>this gay ass music
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Nevar Forget
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SIZE QUEENS BTFO
WRESTLING NIGHT PART 2 MOTHAFUCKAAAASSSSS…. GET HYPPPPEEEEEEE
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>this promo
>tune in late >just in time to hear Daniel Bryan say "JEW" >it's the pipebomb speech
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>dbry is actually competing again
WRESTLE KINGDOM
>>103415 Daniel Bryan's back, you fucking phillistine. Take one minute to imagine all the possible dream matchups they can do now. Vs. Finn, vs. AJ, vs. Brock, vs. Shinsuke Kinda feel like they should've kept this one under wraps though. This would've been a seismic WrestleMania reveal.
G…Guys, i'm super fucking nervous he's only going to get injured again. Talk me down, bros.
>ronda promo
Shibata did it better
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>>103425 >Implying Bliss winning is good
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japanese are autistic as fuck lel
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>ziggler plays face for some reason >jobber entrance for rusev
>US title graphic for AJ
>that shitty font for Nakamura THIS TRIGGERS MY AUTISM REEEE
hopefully AJ will attack nakamura will chair after the match
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STRONGU STYLE VS BEAЯ STYLE
Is the taima stream some cucknadian shit or did USA network stop doing the picture in picture for SD?
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I…Is he right, bros?
>>103434 >Beaya style REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>103436 He's being a pussy.
>>103436 >Not wanting to see Shibata vs DBry in a shoot death match
>the stream freezes every time the chat/page freezes
ims seriously tired of asuka and makamura
>have to open the alt gaypop stream to get a stream that actually FUCKING plays >missed the entire match >music suggests Rusev was forced to job
DUDE MY GIMMICK IS THAT RICK FLAIR IS MY DAD
>>103437 Lol, if it helps it's not real cyrillic, just an affectation that looks like cyrillic, so you can still pronounce it bear. You autist.
WHAT IF IT WAS A WHITE CELEBRITY WHO GOT SHOT?
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>>103446 They'da been solved the murder, keep it 1000 wit u fam. Y'all niggas tattletales.
L W O L F N E
>literally every match has jobber entrances At least THE BARON will be winning almost guaranteed.
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Smartest way to handle that. If you botch the move, just bail on it and do something else.
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BOW DOWN TO THE BARON
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W…Was it a hit, bros?
Nice botch, baldie.
did i just see a grown man wearing an ash ketchem hat?
BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEEN, /WOOO/
>>103458 Charlotte's pretty fucking great, so i'm ok with this.
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>>103458 I'VE SEEN DUMPSTER SLUTS PRETTIER THAN THAT BITCH
this match sucks
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nice
OH NO
Kek, poor Carmella.
IS SHE GOING TO DO IT CASH-IN NOW
>>103462 >KPOP >Reddit
>>103466 It's the taima /woooalt stream, the streamer crashed. Main barely fucking loads today.
>>103468 Works fine on my machine
>>103469 fuck you
Why are Taco Bell acting like fucking french fries and a cup of nacho cheese is some great taste revolution?
>>103471 because we got to stop the (((burger people))
>>103470 Nah fuck you leatherman
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>>103472 You'll get my burger when you rip it from my cold, dead hands faggot.
WHO HERE READY FOR SUM PRIMO USO KINO
usos are fucking CRINGE
>>103476 t. Harper
>hammer hombres finally get a real match >it's a 1v1 for some reason
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FIFTY SIX PERCENT
BLUDGEONED
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"???
Jinder cuts 'You hate me because i'm a foreigner.' promo. The height of his Nakamura feud was him making fun of Nakamura for being a foreigner.
MOST IMPORTANT GUY IN THE RING COMING THROUGH
pajeet dead from RKO
I didn't think there could be someone more boring than Cody
A STALEMATE????
>riotttttttttt squad next YUCK!!!
>>103488 I think you mean YUM
>>103489 >timedubs not withstanding <Yuck is the correct response
>>103491 YUM will always be the correct response
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>>103488 >not liking based Ruby
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>Crooked eye Liv actually looks good tonight Well shit
>5 second meme match At least Becky won.
>>103494 Don't compare her to the fridge
Did they just show diseased lungs get impaled atop moose horns, and another animal comes up and licks off the blood? Holy fuck these anti-smoking commercials i.e. pro-smoking, as research has proven constantly talking about cigarettes starts more people smoking than it convinces people to quit get more vile every day.
dude YES lol
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>>103498 Real men smoke cigars
>Images of the anus beatdown
How perfect would it be if KO and Zayn beat the piss out of Bryan right now to welcome him back to competition? The heat would be white hot.
zayn needs to detonate his vest already
HE'S FUCKING DIED
OOOFGH OOOOFH OOOF OOOOOF OOOOOOF OOOOOF OOOOOOOF
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THEY ACTUALLY REPLAYED THE SEQUENCE WITH SOUND THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>RING OF HONOR BAYBAY
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WAKE HAVE I BECOME
FATTY AND HADJI BTFO
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YERRRRRRRRRRRRRR FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
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No way they don't kick his ass now.
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING
CANADIANS BTFO BY A MANLET
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SAVE HIM MR AMERICA!!!!
>Bryan fucking unconscious >You still got it! chants Guys, I don't think you understand what's going on right now.
Oh yeah, I forgot how short smackdown was.
>>103420 I reiterate, they never should've gave this away so early. At the very fucking least they should've not mentioned this part until the end. KO and Zayn appear to have the upper hand, Bryan mounts a comeback, picks up the mic and says, "Oh, by the way, i've been medically cleared to wrestle again. I'm back." But again, I don't have (((FIVE YEARS))), so fuck me right?
>bring out "real us marshals" to play pretend roman noodles is getting in trouble for entering the building >bring out only refs when people that were just "fired" attack an employee
pretty awful show tbh. last week was way better.
>>103521 >yfw Roman is in jail right now
>the audio in MMC cuts out
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Kek, so fucked up.
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Asska is getting BURIED by this crowd.
>strowman is getting exceedingly close to cucking every alexafag on live television
>>103526 GOYED
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FUCKING BLISS YOU THREW THE MATCH
>camera cut to charlotte and bobby roode >forget to turn on the lights
205 DIVE TIME
>Lince Dorado vs Hideo Itami >ends in DQ no winner
205 match 2 >TJP vs anonymous local talent
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TJP wins. Match 3 >Drew Gulak vs Mustafa Ali
>I turned a positive into a negative, that's what I do
>TRUST ME, YOUR BREATH IS TERRIBLE
>Mustafa fuckign dies.mp4
>the entire crowd chants "TEN" for the whole of the ten count >Mustafa completely fucking buried
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>Gulak destroys Mustafa millions of times >Mustafa magics up a fucking win out of nowhere at the end >the commentary is doing nothing but pushing the BREAKING DOWN BARRIERS LOOK AT THE DIVERSITY angle
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>205 Live is just one guy posting alone
>>103542 based 205live poster
>>103542 Same with Main Event because you smarks dont' care about wrestling. :^) If nothing else I'm just giving the matches and results.
MAIN EVENT Match One Curt Hawkins yet again vs Apollo Crews
You have one guess as to who won.
Match Two >205 Dive on Main Event again >Kalisto & Gran Metalik vs Ariya Daivari & Tony Nese
Luchas win. Also apparently that was last week's matches. THIS WEEK'S MAIN EVENT Match One >Goldust vs. Curt Hawkins FUCKING AGAIN
>23 years >former intercontinental champion >relegated to jobbing out every time he faces anyone real and doing forgettable matches with Curt Hawkins on Main Event
One guess, you have one guess for the outcome.
BY GAWD CURT HAWKINS BROKE THE STREAK
Match Two >TJP & Jack Gallagher vs Hideo Itami & Akira Tozawa 205 Dive shit
Tozawa/Itami win, and that's reporteranon out.
>>103520 The reason they dropped it via news outlets beforehand was to drive up ratings and interest in the show. This will probably be one of the higher rated smackdowns of the year especially in the 1st hour simply because people wanted to hear what dbry had to say. If they just did it via the show all they'd get is more youtube views which give them comparatively little money
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>yfw Asuka's streak ends with Becky interferes and tazes her
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>>103365 Thanks for the material!
Wonder what Buddy Murphy feels about this >Alexafag cockblocks Braun
>>103720 that pic has been around for a while but good shoop and saved


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