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WRESTLEMANIA Thread 3 Boliever 04/09/2018 (Mon) 00:06:48 Id: ab5da1 No. 106447
Reserved for when it kicks off. http://watchwrestling.nl/ http://watchwrestling.uno http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html http://firstrows.biz/boxing http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream http://www.vipbox.biz http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream http://taima.tv/r/wooo/ http://taim.tv/r/woooalt/
DELETE all gays
What's the best stream for live chatting with other Anons?
It's time, boyos
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When you see a Switch.
>taima is down
wtf is seth wearing?
>>106864 It's not down, it's just full.
wait his he doing a literal game of thrones gimmick?
miz looking G.O.A.T.
this is like anime
>g*rmans DELETE
THE GAY COMMUNITY?!
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>balor club literally comes out with the gay community
jesus fucking christ. welcome to the pozzed club.
>>106921 ive literally been miz vs the gay community for a month too lmao
>mods literally promoting this faggot loving (((show)))
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Fuck Gaylor!
>>106949 Balor is the gay one
Gaylor even has fag boots
>>106948 decent stream here http://kobestreams.ml/wwenetwork.php
>State of Balors boots
this nigga has literally got rainbows all over him. the absolute state of these failed njpw cucks
>>106948 http://educadegree.com/livess/livestream1.php
>>106950 >aj remembering he put him over
>Programming socks
When you're Finn The cocks go in
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>big guy
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>>106956 He was never a main eventer in NJPW.
>>106949 Don't worry, he'll get Curb Stomped by the Nazi soon.
Cena looks so mad and dead.
miz needs to go hard or else he loses a fan because fuck baylor tbh
the faggot club is setting the drapes on fire!
>>106963 someone post the big e stomp gif
LGBTQBALOR just standing around on the side…
Is he /ourguy/ ?
Jesus did they mic the fucking ring?
>>106964 he needs to be thrown in the lake of reincarnation
>>106969 if he kills the balor yeah
This is some gay shit from Balor. Fuck this. I like Balor but fuck this.
put Bullet in every faggots head Club
this is the first time ive watched wrasslin since it was the WWF
>>106969 >106969 >6969 >69 <kek
>>106970 maybe the cameras have real good directional mics. there is alot of people so they might need stronger mics to mute booing.
You guys think the gay shit was Balors idea or was he just saddled with it?
Is Balor gonna assfuck them to win the match?
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>>106973 He needs some treatment
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>>106975 Why are you even here?
>>106975 me to. i was hoping for ridiculous costumes and terrible acting. this is kinda boring
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>>106971 Lazarus pits weren't meant to be polluted this way
Faglor is going to win but I hope Miz does
>>106978 Probably stapny.
>>106978 It's most likely the latter.
>>106981 It just ruins what was gonna be a great match for me.
>>106975 Then i guess you are up to some big disappointment oldman..
inb4 Balor reveals himself to be gay
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>>106971 What would he be reincarnated as?
>>106978 Gotta be his want… they already have teh new ghey
Gays finally normie enough to be exploited by carnies. State of the current year, mate.
>implying that Balor entering the ring while a crowd of bug chasers scream and cheer behind him is in any way shape or form make him look better His gimmick is that he is gay now.
>>106992 idk but it would be dimes
>>106888 the gay slayer
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>>106991 He should send Cathy my way then, what a gay.
Rollins sweetchins the faggot!
Wonder what Tana must think about these two posers stealing his slingblade
>>106977 With the amount of ambient crowd noise, I don't think they could mute concerted booing.
>>106998 A-are you share?
>>106983 because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
>>106995 Yep, a frilly little cunt I guess he can turn heel.
The miz is just a lot more interesting character in this match than Seth and Gaylor
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Miz removing the gay right now!
Figure 4 to the fag
how big of shitstorm would be if the gay lost?
Finally had to pay attention to third wheel… Make that boi squeel!
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COME ON MIZ!!!! DELETE THE GAYS FOR THE LAKE ERIE COAST!!!!! I BOLIEVE!!!!
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>>107002 No. >>107003 You're a gay guy
> Reminding "no dusqualifier" < Thinking Balor has new dick-sucking finisher?
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>>107014 Balor is way too happy up there.
>miz is the one utilizing most technical and advanced moves >other two just kicks and dives never thought miz will be the one with most varied moveset in wrestlemania match, this must be the legendary power of indie darlings
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I haven't watched wrestling since 2004. What the fuck happened? Nobody has a decent gimmick, it's filled with women and, the marks are cheering for a faggot.
>>107012 >I BOLIEVE!!!! don't worry brother miztourage are planning a run in
>>107013 Good, that measn you worthy for her and not a cuck
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>>107019 Oh sweet child……
My dumbass was still in the other thread wondering why no one was posting.
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>>107018 Funny thing is Miz wasnt even a wrestler prior to entering WWE. That says a lot.
>>107019 >What the fuck happened? People like you left and the fandom was filled up with faggots. It's your fault.
>>107019 welcome to 2018 wwe
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4kek here Good job not getting ddos'd this year ya fucking simps
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Coup de gay coming up!
>>107027 >your fault The industry changed on us, we didn't change on the industry. We left for a reason.
>>107029 happened twice in 2018
>>107026 You don't need to be a wrestling monkey from childhood. DDP kinda proved this!
>>107029 >team logo >anime what has 4chin become
>>107026 This, that's indie spotfest style for ya
>>107003 >Faggot
the kike almost won!
>crowd goes wild Is crowdshotanon here?
i wonder if you can find him on grindr
>>107034 And despite his injury DDP is still in better shape than the current and old roster.
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>107041 >And buy my Decanters Faggots
>>107041 based DDP
The Miz has quite the gash on his side there.
> dick sucking pinb for championship < Miz finishes in 2 seconds, disappointing all
So are there any legit wrestlers nowadays akin to benoit, malenko?
>>107041 That DDP Ypga is diamonds
>>107032 Bullshit. It's only been like this the last couple years. WWE has realized that bugpeople are a cash cow.
>>107041 Remember his yoga actually saved Scott's life! I actually planning to try it out… but i heard it's pretty intens for beginners like me.
>balors cocaine muscles
>>107048 It works if you're consistent with it.
jizz got himself a cut, he's gonna get pozzed by the faggot club!
>>107049 maybe lose some weight bro
Dubs are gay.
Miz's finisher is fucking buried
>>107050 >It's only been like this the last couple years >what is 2007
MIZ FUCKIGN DIES
The ref just screwed the miz
>>107003 reported for gay community
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>107055 Balor?
>>107057 A time with literally no gay or feminist shit whatsoever?
the jizz is hiv pozzed!
>>107039 They're alive for this match unlike the Loserweight match
>>107047 Only one. Sir Baron Corbin
>>107054 I will bro, i will. But the same time i want to get into shape, just for fun.
Is that Trump in the front row?
1488!
BALOR NEW CHAMPION!!!
>seth won JUSTICE
>the ref after that curb stomp
>Forgetting Rollins
1488 wins!
GAY COMMUNITY BURIED
1488
At least it wasn't the gay community.
Demon Eyes wins!
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OOHHHH NO NO NO NO WHY GOD
>>107070 >But Miz with his white wife and his white baby lost to a arab…
>>107072 I am okay with this
>>107071 > screwed
GAYS BTFO
That was the weakest curb stomp
WHERE DID HIS CONTACTS GO
fags removed
>seth the gay killer rollins
well fug…
Gruppenführer Rollins
The gay was finish
Seth "ACDC for LGBT" Rollins
>miz taking a BREAK to care for his child
Stomped the gay out of him
>>107087 Devil had to BTFO when gay came into ring
Daily reminder that Seth once dated a literal nazi chick
REMOVE GAYS REMOVE JEWS
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh damn, ctually didn't expect Seth to win. Better than faglor.
>1488 wins
Based Seth, dicking neo-nazi chicks and curb-stomping poofs.
Fuck yes Rollins! So happy that filthy Balor didn't win
>ads
>miztourage didn't run in Woken Bo confirmed
Oh hmmmm I wonder what worthless rumble is coming up..
>witcher music on the Andre ad
>>107101 White Miz who has a white wife and a white baby lost to an arab though
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I bless his victory
>>107105 DAMN YOU BO
>>107108 (((white)))
Based Andre documentary with based people. I love wrestling bros.
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is it over?
Lel Cena!
>Cena pretends to give a fuck lol
Why are they filming an empty chair?
What no mic to shove in The FACE's face?
finally something on HBO that isnt about niggers, jews or faggots. bless you brothers HH
ASSka
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WAlFU BATTLE
time to remove nippon!
>>107116 ebin post, have an upvote xDDD
>women's match Time to make contour maps bois.
i want to hear corey call someone a derelict again.
>tfw one twitter follower who is a mod from /wooo/ >make a few posts about Prince Balor being a faggot and hating him >195 followers in less than an hour wew I guess
>woo
Reminder Charlotte only got over because she's one of Ric's kids.
Piss BREAK time!
>>107118 >faggots Sorry to BREAK it to ya…
>>107126 based
PISS BREAK
is womens the true wrestling now?
Time for weeb salt
FAP BREAK time.
>>107126 >mod from /wooo/ You must be talking dudeweedlmaochan, because I certainly don't have a twatter.
> hoyyydoyyyyyy derrrrrrrp
>>107134 wow she looks hot.
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Asuka is hot though.
>>107136 well get the fuck on it /wooo/ needs some heat
carmella cash in time !!!
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Charlotte is fuckign dead
STOP TASKING MASK OFF! THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>107138 >those plastic cheeks kek
Corey, my man! you are cool and all but stop with that punk-gay hybrid stlye. pls
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asuka wins lol
firthy gaijn cannot defeat grorious nippo!
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Will Asuka WRYYYY????
I swear if she doesn't stiff Charlotte dead, I will be disappointed. If Asuka loses then I riottttttttt.
[muffled engrish]
>>107140 >that face when /wooo/ gets heat without 5 years of writing experiance <that face when you get selected to replace the writing team >the entire writing team is /wooo/ <this is the face
>>107149 I will be surprise if there's some Jojo shit in this match
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>>107149 she has my vote
First women's champion in the Downs Syndrome Division?
>yfw MiSu runs in and beats them both
>>107140 nah bruh I have a gab but I'm not tying it to imageboards.
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>>107156 >and becomes new woman champ
> champ enters first
She bangs all those roman dudes.
>>107136 Gahoole is a mod here I thought.
When you're so fat they have to play the obelisk music.
>>107158 Holy shit! Is that real?
>>107160 asuka wins lol
>>107158 I could see Charlotte and Asska get into some freaky, intense sex
>>107161 >all women have to bang their way to the ring
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>>107158 Asuka better not lose.. but you can definitely tell that they are setting her up for a big upset.
>None of them are black Wow racist !
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MUH DADDY IS FLAAAAAAIR
>this triple h tier entrance
Who are the roman dudes? They always pick NXT wrestlers to be these Wrestlemania entrance extras.
>this fancy fucking intro for charlotte of all people >using Ric's theme >no Ric >>107162 It's only the BO here. Both the mods were as inactive and abandoned as the old BO after the hack.
couple of hoplites from NXT… nice touch
Two guys left over from triple H's entrance x years ago.
>>107177 I love these mania entrances.
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>>107174 Nepotism has its privileges.
>>107171 inb4 british broadcast channel
Dalton Castle called he wants his boys back
i like how ridiculous these women are
They made CGI real???
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She needs to wrestle barefoot
THE GREATEST PURE ATHLETE IN THE WWE
>>107172 Muh dick! Thanks anon!
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>her shoulders are wider than mine
Kek and the budget entrance for Asuka
>Shitty AR CGI wew
>No Jojo vampire mask Awww man
>asuka entrance HOLY FUCKIGN CRINGE
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DUNN WTF
Whats with the PS2 graphics
>>107190 do you have a slender penis?
>>107190 Faggot.
ROCKET LEAGUE
>>107195 >WWE LSD Dream Emulator
>>107195 this is some NGE levels shit
what the fuck dunn
>Plug Rocket League during Asukas entrance
If you jap you win??
Dunn GTFO now these graphics are shit fuck you and fuck Vince
Rocketu Reagu!
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Woah, these chicks have a lot of skin showing.
>>107190 LONDON
Why Vince keep Dunn arround?
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aj wrestlmania intro
>She outlasted 25 superstars <She came out as the 25th woman <More than 15 got eliminated during that shit show Check your facts, Corey.
I guess they just didn't know what to do with Asuka. She doesn't even get an entourage of mancandy to escort her while Charlotte gets to do her little dance around the ring.
>>107210 Gave him a blowy back in the 90s
>>107207 STEAM PC
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>>107198 It's not my fault my mom ate ibuprofen like candy when she was pregnant with me.
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>>107158 Hol up
What the fuck whit that masks?
>>107211 Wouldn't Finn's be Yazidi women being burned alive after getting raped?
WOOOOOOOOO
>>107210 Dunn saved some important tapes or some shit, so it was probably shit that could have sunk Vince and the company
>>107211 This is Seth Rollin's job now.
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How many weeks until trannies are in women's wrestling?
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>>107218 Noh masks are part of Asuka's gimmick.
>>107222 make have to make a few shoops later
>Some faggot is smoking outside my window You son of a bitch
>>107224 >until
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this cant be real
>>107158 COCK EXPLODES
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>>107224 >implying charlotte hasnt already entered the ring
>>107223 How is it possible for someone to look so smug 100% of the time?
Studying tapes, kek!
>>107233 the animu face
Cena still gives no shit
>>107222 ROllins is gay community too though
>>107233 because she is supposed to win
ASSka
BY THE WAY, CENAS HERE, DID YOU KNOW THAT? HE SAID HE'D BE HERE AND HE'S HERE
Charlotte has some nice boots
>>107222 (two like your trips) There is always two, a master and an apprentice.
>>107240 HE TOTALLY WON'T WRESTLE TONIGHT
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>im watching im watching just look forward
>>107241 and a nice feminine penis
>>107240 What if Cena doesnt have a match tonight?
I unironically needed to piss the second the match started.
asuka kicking the fuck out that fridge
>asuka bending over
>>107240 WRESTLEMANIA IS FREE! WATCH IT!
>>107246 >Inb4 he just has a shit segment like taht one with the rock a few years ago
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Please let this just be a whole match of Asuka ripping her apart. Please.
>>107252 the rock is coming and is going to battle with cena
Charlotte is becoming the Cena of the WYMNZ DSVISION. It'll be a matter of time when Superman Mode kicks in.
Are you guys avare the fact Taker was Charlotte "bodyguard" when she was teen?
>>107246 He's still gonna make plenty of camera time before he interfere's in a later match.
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>>107256 Imagine having the Undertaker as your bodyguard.
>>107253 >>107258 Her boobs trying to BREAK free…
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>>107259 Wanna know how I got these scars?
either the person doing the captions is G.O.A.T. or this shit is majorly delayed
Charlotte muff diving!
>>107261 Not so fun if his job is stopping me for getting laid…
those some good tittties
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GET FUKT YOU REDWOOD OF A WHORE
>>107264 I'm the Jokah baby
> Jumps from top rope < Gets caught in the Poonclasp
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>>107271 Jokes on her, she likes it!
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This shit turning into a softcore porn!
>that cleavage I actually enjoy this match in its own way
>>107276 Not to ruin the fun but that was the worst triangle I've ever seen applied.
Charlotte is cuter than Asska
Cena watches intently! >>107276
Did you guys know Cena is here?
>>107278 I envy you for the cold blood to notice that…
>>107274 >>107276 she does have a nice rack though perfect size imo.
thanks for that shot of cena's face completely devoid of emotion.
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>NO NO ASUKA NO ASUKA YES
Charlotte gets flattened!
< Was thankfully surviving nofap < Girl's barely test it > Camera cuts to CENA's BABYFACE < Loses it
tie guys they both lets all go home
>>107282 No way, really?
FLAIR FUCKIGN DIED
>>107288 stop no come back
>>107287 >i could've been beating someone for my record 17th title right now
Just fugg already!!!
catfight!
Literally every time Flair tries to look intense she looks like a crotchety old man.
pls live sex celebration after the match
>>107299 Like father like son
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Asuka's insane energy is infectious
Osska demanding reparations from the wybitch right now.
>tfw asuka wn beat you up
De queen.
Those noises… Wooo's girl is awful and I would not fuck her.
Nice move Charlotte.
oh shit
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never forget
charlotte wtf
i was hoping charolette botched that move
>>107306 She's done gravure tapes, I'm sure she'd be willing to kick you in the balls for a few thousand dollars.
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BAH GAWD CHARLOTTE KILLED OSUKA
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>>107313 When was that?
I too wonder how deep her "bag of tricks" is
"How deep?" > 8.34"
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END HER
I never prayed this hard for a wardrobe malfunction!
>>107303 porn when?
Spear!
>>107323 Dunn would just edit around it. Fucking faggot.
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WOOOO
I guess everyone has a spear now
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>>107323 Both of em too!
BAHH GAWD WHAT A SPEAR
> "Gutteral howl" wuts u tryin to sA m8?
HAHAHAHAHAHA WEEBS BTFO!
Will nepotism win over talent? It's the WWE so yes
1488 wins!
>>107328 Who the fuck even cares anymore DDT for everyone
wot?
YAMEROOOOO
fucking hell
Gay.
>>107333 At least it was an impressive lock… But man, that's bullshit.
OH SHIT
WEEBS TAPTHEFUCKOUT NOW BTFO!
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>streak is BROKEN by charlotte
Weebs on suicide watch.
Asaska btfo lol! I approve of this
NIPPON BTFO
BULLSHIT! FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK YOU VINCE!
woooo!!!111111
Get fucked Njpw smarks
THE STREAK IS OVER WEEBS BTFO
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I refuse.
fagshit
HOLY ASUKA DIDNT WIN JAPS BTFO
Kek…the salt will flow!
JoJo Stardust Crusaders ending…
INB4 CASH IN
Vince needs to die.
Fucking Vince eat a dick
>>107255 You called it
wow
BROKEN ASUKA
But wait.. What does Jonh Cena think?
>>107358 PLEASE
>>107364 She's just mind BROKEN fleshlight now.
>Streak over I don't know how to feel
Wonder if CENA saw that?
>>107334 Knew it. Triple H's fandom of Ric Flair shines through.
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>>107358 OH NO SHE BETTER BRING A CHAIR
Now what?
They're both bleeding for some reason.
>>107365 Is John Cena there? I haven't seen him.
bout fucking time
Engrish time!
>>107364 a wrestler denied her streak
>streak over by submission in WM TIME TO ENTER IN THE LOW CARD JUST LIKE RUSEV BOY
It doesn't mater, this titfest was a win for me!
WILL CARMELLA SHOW UP???
Shallet, I terr u today, congorataraton
>the fucking yourethebigdognowroman treatment aye, nepotism works well
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Anyone who makes Asuka cry deserves the firing squad.
That was a waste.
< BLOODY > tit Turned anonon more than match
Is even Rousey safe from Charlotte?
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Now this is a Goddess, Jewlexa couldn't even beat an old jap. Also this is way better than feeding her to Ronda
CONGLATURATION
why was the ref running?
wait CENA IS GONNA WRESTLE? WHAT???
>>107376 Check it!!!!!!!!
Why is Cena Running!
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WHAT HAPPENED?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH CENA?!
TAKER TAKER TAKER!
>>107375 Charlotte's arm is cut and asuka has her blood on her
JHON BETTER GET READY
HES JUST WATCHING!
TAKER IS HERE
Quick arrest that fan he jumped the barrier
>>107382 No caramel's cashing in on nia fats.
CENA STOLE THE FUCKING SPOTLIGHT FROM THE WOMEN! HE FUCKING STOLE THEIR SPOTLIGHT! Fuck. This. Company.
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>>107389 >Also this is way better than feeding her to Ronda Alright, i'll take it.
CENA IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?!?!?!
UNDERTAKER
>didn't tackle charlotte wasted
Good to know Cena is more important than the Women.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!
>>107380 This This is bullshit. This is absolute bullshit. Sacrificing the streak to fucking Charlotte fucking Flair I am actually beyond pissed. Fucking beyond pissed. This was pure nepotism.
RUN CENA RUN
CENA'S GOING AFTER CHARLOTTE
Damn good match but I wanted Asuka to win
>She's still on the ramp ayyy
>>107403 Fuck off leddit
the rock is here and its vs cena
>>107409 Kek, literally!
>>107410 Fuck off mark. If it wasn't Charlotte it would've been green as grass Ronda.
Seriosuly this jhon census story taking attention away from everything is fucking stupid.
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>>107415 Actually, I was laughing my ass off how this WYMZ RVLCCN is a fucking joke.
John Cena's going to go play Rocket League.
Tana's in the backstage ready for Cena
C E A N I S M O B I L E
> Shitty mobile game < Only 9.99 but first month is FREEEEEEEE
Vince needs his blowie. Run Cena Run!
JOHN CENA IS HERE WHAT?
>>107424 oh kk
Rock is gonna wrestle Tanahashi
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>>107413 In all fairness, Asuka fucking destroyed that giant whore. There's no reason she should have lost outside of the fact that she's just some Japanese nobody, and Charlotte is clearly being built up as their current top card star.
Time to nap.
The real piss BREAK right now
>super dome with rainbow colors GAYS NEED STOPPED
HOLY ROODE!
The leaf has a match.
>>107431 It was supposed to be their spotlight with a possible Carmella win, and they fucked all of that up. I should have explained that in my shit post.
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GLORIOUS
What are the chances Bobby Rude was drowning the crowd during the GLORIOUS.
There's no chance of this PPV redeeming itself with a Rusev win :(
cringe
>>107434 And Charlotte is holding the shovel with Botcha, Nia, Natalya, and Naomi
Aiden Bong
>roode orton rusev and jinder The couldn't make it any more boring but the smarks love rusev so im looking forward to him losing
>No elaborate 5min entrance for Roode
What the fuck is wrong with this guy
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Carmella is gonna cash in on the Jew
BOBBY… RUUUUUUUSEV
>that pop HOT DAMN
WHERE'S RUSEV'S TANK?
Does anybody notice the illuminati eye forming with the reflection?
BROKEN rusev
ROOSEV DEIII haHAA
>they're making Aiden rap and look like a bootleg Cesaro
Who is this mexican?
>>107453 Back in mania 31 when he was relevant.
>>107450 based
the fucking streetshitters are here.
rusev is cringe
>>107458 Alejandro Rusev
What the fuck is this? The shitskin division?
Singh is going through puberty.
>>107462 >rusev is cringe fuck off
DESIGNATED
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Designated Piss BREAK
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I have no idea who any of these people are, and I don't care.
>>107461 they'll be in even more numbers when romans match comes on
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
>champ finally enters last
no pops or boos, kek!
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i lik jinder
>>107466 Ruru is gonna lose this though. It's a pity, but it's the sad truth.
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INDIA NUMBA ONE
i want the poo to pin rusev so smarks on reddit can kill themselves
>Brazilians look like shitskins
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Wrestlemania closed due to loud islam dude
>russian guy looks chinese OH NO
FUNAKI NUMBA ONE
Why does Jobber Mahal look like he stepped out of the East Indian Company
The fuck language was that?
>>107484 That's not good, that's terrible.
I'm still mad about Asuka Night ruined. Night fucking ruined.
>>107459 Ruru will always be relevant.
I'm just here to see the Spanish announce table get destroyed.
>>107483 the fucking song is being sung in punjabi, which is urdu spoken in ebonics.
meng ai and sean deng.
>Randy Orton crickets
>>107489 Fuck off back to reddit with your rusev dicksucking
So there is someone I actually know in here, okay
rusev fans bein worked ITT
>>107495 Russian hackers did this.
>>107485 Yeah that's joked about every time. Russian announce team - neither are Russian.
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chink language is so low energy compared to everyone maybe thats why they put them last
>>107492 They still do that schtick? Haven't watched in a few years
>>107496 /wooo/ has always supported Rusev day.
Orton is the only AMERICAN here
Did he say…. SNIGGERS?
>>107502 >energetic is disrespecferru!
>HIV infected blood IN MY VEINS
>>107492 my nigger
>>107504 >/woo/ is one person
>>107503 They did it last night.
>>107505 Roode is a secret jew
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Spoiler: Ruru loses.
>>107510 That isn't mean he isn't right…
>>107510 >>/woo/ go back to reddit
>>107510 >might as well be when it comes to Rusev Day
>>107508 Hepatitis C from his dad for sure
Roode removes Pood
Gender Mahaul
This match is the maincard piss-BREAK :(
>rusev starting off strong confirmed for losing
>>107518 What's so good about him, as boring as the other three in ring and his memes are corny as fuck
Jinder thrown into the desinating shitting street!
Dude has a golden ass that says "Glorious" How roode…
If Mahal goes over the top again he's winning.
>>107526 He will learn to poo in the loo, tonight!
>>107527 More like golden GLORYious HOLE
when are the women coming back? i dont want to watch gay stuff
Mahals gyno nips are disgusting
>>107525 >You gotta go back
Sneaky poo getting stomped like a bag of flaming shit on Old man Jenkins' porch.
Rusev flushing the poo!
>>107531 Women have been eliminated, we have arrived at the homosexual future.
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>>107531 fuck women. they can shove tucked dick in our faces all night but instantly cut away from any crotch shots on the women.
>>107534 and you gotta fuck off without any argument bitch also nice greentext usage
Is just me or Orton with hair looks awful?
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>>107533 Never change, India.
>>107538 reddit loves rusev, all smarks do
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Roode\s shoulder!
>>107544 Are you that SEETHING fag?
>>107541 Nah man he looks young as fuck.
>>107541 I associate Randy w/ hair with Evolution/Legend Killer Randy, so it's at least weird.
>>107545 Asuka in normal clothes looks like someone's Mom who dyed her hair… It's kind of hot.
>>107550 Are you from gay ass /asp/?
Orton: "cummon guys please care about me! Boo or cheer or something!" (sound guy 5 seconds later): "Insert a cheer clip"
RKOs FOR EVERYONE!
>>107552 nope, dont even know what this board is
AMERICA FTW
>>107551 She can't wear tight bikinis 24 hours… or could she?
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>>107540 >Thinking your posting gives you power over me
>>107555 >dont even know what this board is >newfag
>thigh slap on a miss
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>>107545 >those kicks CRINGE TO DEATH
Rusev removing poo as we speak!
HAHAHAHAHAA
The POO won>?!!!!
Well that was shit.
omg did jinder just shit in the ring?
POO
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>>107562 sure he does
>US Champ >Poo in loo
Whaaaaaaaaattt the fuck just happened????
>Oron forced to have a pointless short reign just like Corbin >fucking pooinloo wins SHIT WM so far. SHIT
POO IN US TITLE
gtfo pooooooooooooooooooo
What a shit match
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FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MAHARAJA
MEMESEV DAY BTFO
I had a feeling that they might give it to the poo. They said it outright: He's a representative for a potential audience of 1.3 billion. This is a marketing move, even moreso than denying Asuka her title.
Crowd is pissed
>VINCE TONIGHT YOU WANT TO BOO ROMAN?! I'M GOING THROW A SHITFEST OF RESULTS YOU MARKS!
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Indian names sound like pokemon regions.
Is this why Wrestlemania is free this year?
DESIGNATED E S I G N A T E DESIGNATED
Of course, Rusev was just there to eat the pinfall. Fucking knew it.
>United States Champion >Shits one sidewalks Checks out
>>107576 Rusev living in your head rent free.
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WE HAVE TO LOCK DOWN THE INDIAN MARKET
>>107579 THAT WILL SHOW YOU FOR THE WOMENS RUMBLE DAMMIT!
The Poo wins? there's gonna be so much shitting in the streets tonight
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=india numba one india numba one india numba one!!!!!==
Worst possible outcome.
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DESIGNATED
>>107584 >And then Jinder Mahal shit on the ramp on his way out.
OMGGGGGGG MICK!!!!!
What a shitshow…
the blunder brothers better fucking win or im going to start getting mad
>The champion of the United States of America is an Indian The utter state of Muttland
Remember kids: If you want to be a WWE wrestler, never ever try to get over. They won't ever reward you.
Mick Foley once shoved my friend for no reason at Comic Con and said "Get out of the fucking way".
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Pajeet just pood on Rusev Day.
is that curt cobain?
reddit SEETHING
Orton got btfo with no pops!
>>107599 Was your friend wearing anti-Christmas paraphernalia?
I AM THE AMERICAN BADASS
>>107585 I like old heel enter wrestlemania in a tank Rusev
PISS BREAK TIME
Kind of over this already. I'm checking out guys. Don't feel like watching Rousey shit the bed and Roman winning
THANKS KID ROCKK!!! WWE IS RELEVANT!!! C WE GOT THAT GUY WHO WAS IN TOP 40 IN 2005!
>>107601 No, but he wants to be.
>>107594 We all knew it was going to be bad.
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Kinda off topic, but this 12 year old is taller than Drake Mavrick.
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With how the show has been throwing curveballs all over the place, I can only assume Daniel Bryan is turning heel or Shane turns heel and costs Daniel his match
Oh fuck I really hoped this match would be later so I didn't have to watch it live.
>>107604 He was just standing there looking at something and then Mick Foley shoved him from behind.
>I want to be respected Hard to respect a selfish cunt who is an ass-hole to everyone like her cunt husband.
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>>107599 >Did you friend look like a bitch?
Angle gonna job. and Lesnar gonna job. Why did i start watching this shit again
Time to watch Rousey get over.
>>107599 That's low, current year Mick is a sad sack
>Ronda is a WWE superstar! <literally has never been in a match no one will ever respect you Ronda
IT'S MANIA 32 AGAIN
thats mma, this is wwe.
Remember when Rousey got her ass beat so hard she wanted to go home and become a mother That was really funny.
Hey guys, remember that time that Ronda Rousey got fucking rekt and then immediately had a nervous BREAKdown and started crying about how she wanted her boyfriend to put a baby in her so she could feel like a worthy person again.
Intermission video
Ronda Loudy Rowdy Howdy's gonna choke tonight!
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>the same fucking Ronda promo
>wants to be respected >joins the WWE u wot?
>>107625 She still has impressive record tho
>>107629 rhona is a literal retard
>>107619 You wanted to see how this WM will be worse than the last one. That's my only reason to watch this.
>>107599 I saw Mick Foley at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Who would win in a shoot? Kurt or Paul?
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>>107615 Well Mick isn't all there anymore.
>>107627 You heard the man Post your frankies
>Rusev Lost Fuck you Vince !
>>107637 Kurt, easily.
Okay… i must confess. I don't know who the hel she is and i must ask this!!! Does she has autism or something or she always speaked this weird?
>gets her ass beat so hard she leaves to join WWE >I want to be respected tippity top kek
>>107635 Every year is worse than the last and I say to myself how? how can it get worse?
Post yfw they play ronda's shitty song over when her team enters instead of Angle's song
>>107642 she has mick foley tier brain damage
Welp, time to get my beer for Lousy Roussey. >>107636 Reminder Mick is a Sjw-leftist cunt who defends Arabs, Rapefugees, and Mudslimes who rape and kill innocent women and children. He also got triggered by Trump winning the election.
>>107644 I say that too, but somehow every PPV is worse than the last one.
>>107646 Oh, that's heavy. I didn't know it…
>>107645 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT A BAD REPUTATION
>>107643 Sadly, Rousey is going to win. It's better profit for WWE to put Rousey into the show. Having her come in and drop a veteran during wrestlemania is so fucking cliche that it may as well be a shounen battle manga.
>>107642 Old UFC Champ who got BTFO'd so hard she quit and flopped to WWE.
>>107642 Holly Holm squeezed all the confidence out of her in 5 minutes.>>107642
>>107640 I'm not even that mad, Jinder's a good heel that got pushed way too fast. I'm still seething over Asuka though. Probably gonna be mad all night.
This fucking promo package is longer than the last match.
>>107642 She is pretty stupid. Everybody thought she was just putting on an act with her against the world but she legit thinks everyone is out to get her.
>>107648 When will WWE finaly fail? as in done, as in no more financially viable.
thots on bikes thots on bikes
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>rey mysterio return still has more views on youtube than all of rondas videos combined
>>107654 Jinder is meh. He's bad in the ring.
>Same entrance as last year
BASED TRIPLE H ENTRANCE.
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>>107647 >Reminder Mick is a Sjw-leftist cunt Thats what happens when you get too many shots to the head
>triple h burying takers biker entrance
This is where they spent all the budge for WM?
HOLY FUCKING CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
shovel king got a motorcycle gang
>It's a Triple H entrance
>>107657 They are losing money and subs on a daily basis, and ratings are going down. Soon, my anon. Soon.
This is dumb shit.
Mid life crisis HHH.
they brought their seniors motor cycle club
If Ronda gets pinned she'll quit WWE and try to make a name for herself in yugioh tournaments.
>HHH burying Biker Taker's entrance
Are they pumping in fake motorcycle noise over the speakers? There's absolutely no exhaust. Those have to be battery mods.
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>tricycles
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING IN REAL LIFE
A biker gang of jobbers?
>>107669 Hasn't that been true since 2007?
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>motortrikes
HHH spending a decade unable to decide if he's a corporate suit or a cool edgy rebel.
>>107676 sauce
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MARKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT WHEN TRIPLE H WINS =
$6000000 motorcycle entrance
Kratos is looking real good.
>Riding on cycles <With a squad of women The fuck is this feminist shit?!
>tfw its boring haich, steph who cant wrestle, kurt who's banged up as fuck and cant turn his head and green ronda who never had a match there is no one that could carry this match, fucking no one


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