So thoughts on each match?
>Battle royale
Was meh but the end with Brother Bray was WONDERFUL. Though I don't get how Bray was DELETED so hard that he is now teaming up with Hardy but whatever. Hope they actually do something though, Bray's been a black hole that sucks the excitement out of everything he's been in the past year.
>Crusierweights
Barely saw, so whatever
>Female battle royale
Barely saw, it's still so bad that half of them were out of the ring, seriously shit. Lol at Booley though, what a loser.
>IC triple threat
Was alright, seth winning was ok, Miz did fine, Faglor should be gassed for bringing the gay community in his entrance, or whoever came up with that idea.
>SD Women's championship
Also good, in fact the first two matches were the best of the night. Don't mind Charlotte winning, sue me, Asuka's streak needed to end. Asuka is still on RAW though right? Or has she officially moved to SD?
>US Championship
Meh. Lol at Jinder winning, USA is pooland now.
>Angle, rousey vs HHH and steph
A lot better than I thought though some moments were retarded, you guys know which. Steph getting BTFO was DELIGHTFUL Steph vs Rousey in XXX Hardcore 'match' please
>SD tag championship
Short so not much to say, good that Bludgeonkino won. Midget pancake men… No words, but it was so stupid I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it.
>Taker vs Cena
The buildup was long as fuck, Elias was ok but great that he got nuclear heat. The match itself was surprising and all hype, hope to see a rematch next year, being a competitive one than a squash match. Taker should retire but it doesn't look like he will, maybe even till 2020. which would mark the 10th anniversary of HBK retiring. Fuck, Taker sure is going on long.
>Bryan and Shane vs Kami
Barely watched this, wasn't that exciting, though watching Bryan again was nice. He was too damn strong here though, kicking out of both Kevin and Sami's finishers and being dominating as heck too. So much for being the ultimate underdog.
At this point, the event really started to fall apart for me.
>RAW wymyns match
Average but fuck this fat acceptance shit, made things even worse.
>WWE Championship
Disappointing, but the heel turn was good. Hope to see the fallout.
>RAW tag team match
Good for the kid but man, this was one of the worst things I've seen, fucking stupid.
>Universal championship
Probably the worst main event in Mania but then again, that's been said for every one of them since WM32. Romanmania is not running wild at all, yet we have to experience it. The match itself sucked, only 5 moves between them: Lesnar does german and belly to belly suplexes and 6 FUCKING F-5s, while roman does superduper pench and spear. Lesnar won but I don't know why, left me utterly clueless, Roman is supposed to be THE GUY yet he loses this big one, what's going on here? I swear it if they have another rematch next year…