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Smackdown 4/24 please watch edition Boliever 04/25/2018 (Wed) 00:53:03 Id: e0a784 No. 112914
SmackDown LIVE preview, April 24, 2018: Daniel Bryan meets The A-Lister on “Miz TV” During last week’s Superstar Shake-up, it was revealed that The Miz was being acquired by SmackDown LIVE at the request of Daniel Bryan. There is no love lost between the two Superstars, who have a tense history going back to Season 1 of NXT in 2010. The rivals will come face-to-face on SmackDown LIVE, as The A-Lister makes his Team Blue premiere by hosting the leader of The “Yes!” Movement on “Miz TV.” What will happen when these longtime rivals meet? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network! >Daniel Bryan to appear on “Miz TV” Last week, The Miz received the news that he would be heading to SmackDown LIVE in the 2018 Superstar Shake-up. Under normal circumstances, that probably would have been good news. Unfortunately for The Awesome One, his return to Team Blue was requested by Daniel Bryan. There is a long history between the two, dating back to Season 1 of NXT in 2010, but the bad blood in recent years can be traced back to The A-Lister’s first turn on SmackDown LIVE. Then the brand’s General Manager, Bryan was very critical of The Miz’s in-ring style and minced no words when expressing those views to Miz’s face on WWE Talking Smack. Bryan’s criticism sent The Awesome One flying off the handle in a rant about Bryan and his retirement that left Bryan so furious that he walked off the show. The Miz took things even further, mocking Bryan during his matches by using The Beard’s trademark kicks. A lot has transpired since then, the biggest change being that Bryan is back in the ring as a full-time Superstar, and he’s apparently had enough of The Miz’s mockery. What will happen when these rivals come face to face? >Jimmy Uso takes on Rowan of The Bludgeon Brothers Last week, the rivalry between The Usos and SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bludgeon Brothers became extremely personal when Naomi rushed to ringside to plead with Harper & Rowan not to destroy her husband, Jimmy, and brother-in-law, Jey. The Bludgeon Brothers, perhaps showing a small amount of compassion, ended the carnage. The Usos are not going to back down from the massive mallet-wielders in the face of their title match at this Friday’s Greatest Royal Rumble event, as Jimmy Uso is stepping up to take on Rowan in one-on-one competition. How will he handle the monstrous Superstar? Will Naomi heed her family’s advice and stay out of The Bludgeon Brothers’ path of destruction? >Charlotte Flair and Carmella sign the contract for their SmackDown Women’s Title rematch at WWE Backlash The WWE Universe is still reeling from Carmella’s shocking Money in the Bank contract cash-in that saw her take the SmackDown Women’s Championship from Charlotte Flair. The Queen isn’t waiting very long to invoke her rematch clause against The Princess of Staten Island. Tonight on SmackDown LIVE, the two will sign the paperwork to make their SmackDown Women’s Championship rematch official for WWE Backlash on Sunday, May 6. What will happen when these two rivals meet in the squared circle? >Asuka to make SmackDown LIVE in-ring debut tonight in tag bout with Becky Lynch against The IIconics One week after Asuka arrived on SmackDown LIVE as part of the Superstar Shake-up, The Empress of Tomorrow will make her official in-ring debut as a member of the blue brand when she teams up with Becky Lynch to battle The IIconics. Asuka's stunning SmackDown arrival came this past Tuesday when she saved Becky and Charlotte Flair from a three-on-two beatdown at the hands of SmackDown Women's Champion Carmella and Billie Kay & Peyton Royce of The IIconics. The duo of Kay & Royce has certainly been causing a stir since they debuted on SmackDown LIVE, particularly when they attacked Charlotte, which led to Carmella successfully cashing in her Money in the Bank contract. But will The IIconics be ready for Asuka?
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205 Despite an impressive performance in the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament and a bold attack on WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander, Buddy Murphy was unable to maintain the weight necessary to compete on WWE 205 Live. As a result, General Manager Drake Maverick had no choice but to rescind Murphy’s title opportunity. However, Maverick is determined to present a challenger for Cedric Alexander’s WWE Cruiserweight Title at the Greatest Royal Rumble event. That opponent will be determined tonight in a Gauntlet Match! The Gauntlet Match will test all who participate and prove which Superstar has the heart of a champion. Last week, Drew Gulak made it clear that he plans to force every competitor to tap out. And while Gulak said he was moving away from his rivalry with his former friend and tag team partner Tony Nese, The Premier Athlete revealed he is entering the Gauntlet Match and hopes to cross paths with Gulak during the Gauntlet Match. Drake Maverick ✔ @WWEMaverick PLEASE RT Announcing himself into the @WWE #205Live #Cruiserweight Gauntlet is ‘The Premiere Athlete’ @TonyNese It also seems he has some unfinished business with a former friend… #WWE @WWE 205Live 8:00 AM - Apr 22, 2018 1,396 568 people are talking about this Twitter Ads info and privacy Who else will compete for the opportunity of a lifetime to challenge WWE Crusierweight Champion Cedric Alexander at the Greatest Royal Rumble event? Tune in tonight for the Crusierweight Gauntlet Match at 10/9 C only on WWE 205 Live on the award-winning WWE Network.
gay community btfo
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>IIconics
Well last night was disappointing and so far SmackDown! doesn't look that great. Only thing that even sounds decent is the MizTV segment.
Now this is autism
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>>112918 >IIIconics
>>112920 >muh wymyns revolution
>>112920 I agree.
iconics are the hottest bitches in the wwe since melina
>>112922 >muh part time champions >muh beeg dawg
Good to see taima is playing the exact same shitty videos every single time before the show starts.
>>112926 at least your stream is up
>Miz opens the show Will smarkdown regain A show status?
AWESOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE
I'M GAY FOR PAY
>>112928 It did as soon as all the canadians went to raw.
>are you done? lmao
based miz workin the crowd
miz winning the title on saudi israelia for smackdown and bryan vs the miz confirmed at backlash
>big ass
BIG CASS
>BUTTROCK
no one was talking about you because no one cares cass btfo himself
>This bootleg Edge
>Literally gained height
>a little guy
>muh bullying
NJPW BTFO
>Big Soy a better promo than Reigns JUST
>those pics of carmella and charolette
Becky has such big boobs now.
>>112946 probably pregnant
>>112947 ABORTION TIME
>>112948 Again? Poor Becky.
muh dick
>dbry is so ready for wrestling he has to get put in injury storylines to take time off
>Jobber entrance REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the entire crowd is disgusted at this segment
>>112953 They can't understand them.
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OY VEY
asuka btfo
Women are so equal they get short entrances.
>ywn be bullied by The IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIconics Life aint fair
>12 hour intro
I miss when the IIconics were jobbers on NXT and not allowed near microphones.
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>A mutt-see
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>>112964 DELETE
>tfw the commercials take up more than half of the match time
>tit kick
inb4 becky loses
Reminder that Billie is the Michaels
BTFO
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IRISH JOBBER
Renee's face looks weird. I can't place it.
>AJ coming out of Shanes office all happy ruh roh
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finn is a block head
>hhh vs cena inb4 BROKEN hips
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>yfw they make him ditch Zelina instantly
>samoans acting black fucking criiiiiiiiinge
Almost halfway through the show and 1/3 the posts of RAM. Are we winning today?
hammer homies
MELEE MATES
(((burger people))) btfo
Hit Hoodlums.
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>6 man tag main event
You can see the autism in his eyes
>be me >a dying kid >want to meet the usos J U S T
>Crunch Cousins
>build up the hammer hombres to the moon >suddenly they're getting crushed by the bix noods
>When the soy hits
what in the fuck is the point of this bitch doin her intro?
>interrupting every match between them with Naomi running out to shit things up FIVE YEARS
DISTRACTED BY BOOTY
>>112994 we need a webm of that asap
is the murder mob coal burners?
i get the whole distraction angle but why the fuck is she not wrestling when the women's roster is thin enough already
carmella is a fucking nerd
MELLA IS MONEY THAT SINGLET IS MONEY HER FEET ARE MONEY
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>>112999 Man, all I know is one day I misspelled monkey as money and then like a week later Carmella started calling herself money. Would't be surprised if Cass was on this board considering his political leanings.
She's OUR Champion, /wooo/
GOTTA MAKE THEM WHITE BOYS JOB TO THE SAMOANS Fucking WWE is just following literally everything else in going to pure shit. Civil/race war when? >crowd cheers >YOU'RE BOOING ME BECAUSE
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>>113001 Cass is a soyboy
>>113004 There's literally nothing wrong with Big Testosterone, Enzo.
carmella btfo of the crowd
im ric flairs daughter lol
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>>113005 t. Big Soy
have fun with the diva segments cause we wont see them friday
charles BTFO
>>113004 I know. Face of a 12-year old, can't grow facial hair worth shit, premature balding caused by hormonal imbalance.
yo this nigga ugly as fuck if it wasnt for ric marks shed be sucking dick behind an arby's
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>>113012 I know in your world there's no in between, but…
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Both women are actually great, who do I cheer for lads
charlette should be getting more color like her daddy. then crash a plane like her daddy. then keep wrestling into her 50s like her daddy
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>Straight outta 2009
>>113015 >lads Ah, that explains the low standards. These chicks are probably 11s where you come from.
>wasting time on the same video over and over I might just replace watching the weekly shows with a certain other show at this point. From the sounds of it I missed literally nothing yesterday and this entire show so far has been a waste of time outside of the Miz opener. That makes it even worse that I'm one of the more active posters and wouldn't you like to know what other role I play on this very board Ok. That guy screaming WOOOO behind the announcers was pretty alright too.
lol
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>>113018 I'm an Amerimuttcan, you dip
>>113021 >dip Sure bongboy.
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>Taima playing Suzukis theme Makes one wonder what he would be like in THE wwe
>>113015 >Charlotte nudes confirm tight vagina >carmella looks like she's had more tread than the new jersey turnpike the choice is obvious
>>113023 They'd put him on 205 live or some shit.
>>113022 Dipsky in the lipsky, bruh.
>>113022 Listen you fucking little nob I'm going to smash your fucking face in if I find out who you are now go fuck yourself you sad little cunt who's got nothing better to do with your sad little life you probably peedo!
>>113027 HATE CRIME RECORDED PREPARE FOR POLICE VISIT FOLLOWED BY WEAPONS SEARCH
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>Orton
what belt will go to smackdown? us or ic?
>be randy >do shit on raw >get drafted to smackdown >do nothing but relinquish your title and job >shakeup comes again >still stuck on smackdown >continue to do nothing
>>113032 meanwhile he is still getting paid G.O.A.T.
Suzukigun invasion when
pajjet fuckign ded
BY GAWD ITS BUSHI
>shelton botches his finisher
Hardy getting buried Friday because muh pooskins
>jobs out again I guess the match wasn't completely terrible before the ending.
BULLET CLUB REUNITED
How the hell are Rusev Day still heels?
AMMUNITION COALITION IS FOR EVERYONE
>>113042 Nah Fergal's Faggots are for everyone. Don't get it confused with them.
Why does Renee look so tired and old today?
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big soy cass vs little soy bryan for the soy boy muslim suckoff award
soy midget wants blood
>>113048 He just wants to excrete the estrogen out of the blood.
>mfw joe wins the IC title >mfw joe is more over than roman
HEEEY MAN WE CAME TO DO THE JOB
>Ryback pyro
atheists btfo cornette on suicide watch
Cornette should go to sand nigger kingdom and smash a tennis racket over that generals head and then tell him bout how wrestling was better in the 80s
>>113054 like all liberals he hates jesus and loves allah
>Godsmack in 2018 Fuck you wwe, get some good music
I'm convinced this rapping shit was designed to stop rusev day from going over with the fans, it's so shit.
cornette fired his former co host for not understanding why he hates all religions after he went on a tangent on how he hates sand niggers desert religion. true he's a liberal but at least he hates muslims too
Nice heel move. Change Shitsake's over theme song
>nakamuras theme is even worse how is that even possible?
JAP RAP
>shinsuke's theme has rapping in it now Fucking fuck this garbage.
>heel theme
"hey vince i like shinske's theme" "lets add rap to it kids like rap nowadays young whippersnapper" "vince… please"
Aiden is getting over tonight
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>Naka's theme with horrible j-rap
>Nakamura not coming out to this
>>113062 >>113064 >>113066 as graves said, lyrics was added so that fans dont sing along now as he is a heel
alahu akba
main event cucked two days consecutive by GRR commercial. wew
roman better go over so he can just lose the damn belt alread
fuck gallows bring back festus
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>anderson cucked out of a tag again
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Heelnak theme is god tier and better than his meme tier chan biat shit, fight me nerds.
>naka wins with that weak ass kick and people actually like this queer
heard people in saudi pay 33 cents for the wwe network whats with this globalism cuck prices
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FUCKING SPOILER
anderson took a bullet for styles?
dude wear a cup already
vince went full cuck likes watching japs destroy good white boy nuts doesn't want anymore white babies. time to put vince down
>>113068 >Underestimating the weeb crowd.
ok where is 205 anon?
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RIP AJs balls F
not to mention vince likes sucking off island boys like their worth a damn, he needs to walk off the edge already
>>113082 That's me, and I guess I'll keep tuned in for it since nothing else is going on in other circles.
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Nobody watches 205netty
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>>113075 king of soft style
Percy is apparently a permanent part of the commentary crew now, so not even 205 is free of the 3 man commentary crew format. Mustafa Ali vs TJP to start it off, TJP does the dab thing again apparently.
>>113088 Dab for dubs.
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TJP jobbed out to Ali yet again despite completely destroying Ali's knee, and now GULAK is coming out.
Even 205 matches are getting cucked by the "greatest" royal rumble ads.
>>113025 >They'd put him on 205 live or some shit. He's clearly over 205 though.
Mustafa just fucking DIED
Holy mother of fuck that has painful.
Ali got BTFO, now Gulak vs Tony Nese
Tony Nese got destroyed, like the Main Event Hero he is. Kalisto is the last entrant and is still getting wreecked.
Kalisto wins with a last minute salida del sol, and that's it for 205.
>>113097 That was good. More people should watch 205 Live.
>>113098 It's been better since the GM and HHH overtaking. Taima's playing memes so I guess no main event this week.
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Damnit, my mind (unconscious act of self-preservation?) made me miss TWO shows in a row! Looking at post count though, doesn't look like I'm alone… If they don't go ahead and plug my homeboy [PIC RELATED] I might just keep forgetting to ever care about WWE again… You LISTENING Vance? Give the people what they want! (Hint: It's NOT muh wymns. You figured that out on your Friday "trial" of burying the entire wymns division, let's see how that goes…. just don't forget your trump card.)
>>113076 > Saudi pay 33 cents for WWE network What? Don't they know it's FREE???? But for reals… is it the same network or did they CGhIjab everything?
>>113103 Actually this is pretty normal for the smackdown/205/main event threads.
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>>113103 GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>>113106 I meant the drop vs the RAM and SAM threads
>Te long awaited match between Bryan vs The Miz happens at a house show Fantastic


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