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RAM 5/14 IGTKMOF#W#W edition Boliever 05/14/2018 (Mon) 10:09:30 Id: 4a4eaf No. 116180
>Two Raw opportunities remain for the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match This past Monday, the WWE Universe bore witness as Braun Strowman became the first Superstar to qualify for the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match, which will award the brave warrior able to climb a ladder and snatch the contract a World Championship opportunity at the time and place of his choosing. Finn Bálor joined The Monster Among Men in the anticipated bout later in the night, and SmackDown LIVE saw The Miz and Rusev qualify. The Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match will feature four Raw Superstars and four competitors from SmackDown LIVE, meaning there are two red brand positions available. Who will seize these opportunities? >A Moon rises and a Queen rules Raw newcomer Ember Moon earned what many consider an upset victory when she defeated Sasha Banks and Ruby riotttttttttt to become the first Superstar to qualify for the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Meanwhile, Charlotte Flair won her Qualifying Match the following night by defeating Peyton Royce. Who else will represent Team Red in this high-stakes contest on Sunday, June 17, in Chicago? >Will Roman Reigns get retribution against Jinder Mahal? After defeating Samoa Joe at WWE Backlash, Roman Reigns came to Raw hungry for retribution against Brock Lesnar and another opportunity to claim the Universal Championship that has repeatedly eluded him. Unfortunately, The [LOUD BOOING]’s defeat to Finn Bálor in this past Monday’s main event will keep Reigns from competing in the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match, meaning he will need to find another path to The Beast Incarnate. But before then, he has some unfinished business with Jinder Mahal, who cost Reigns a victory in that Triple Threat Men’s Money in the Bank Qualifying Match. Will The Modern-Day Maharaja suffer the wrath of The [LOUD BOOING]? >Bobby Lashley fights for his family Last week, Bobby Lashley opened up like never before, discussing his relationship with his three strong-willed older sisters who helped turn him into the powerhouse he is today. These days, Lashley has an extended family, the WWE Universe, and he’s confident that “we’re going to have a lot of fun together.” Now that Lashley has let us know who he is and what he stands for, what’s next for him? We’ll find out on Raw. >Seth Rollins to defend the Intercontinental Title against Kevin Owens Monday night in London Ever the fighting champion, Seth Rollins has defended his Intercontinental Title across four continents in the past three weeks, and he’s willing to put his prize on the line against anyone that answers the call. On Saturday, The Kingslayer issued an Open Challenge for this coming Monday Night Raw, emanating from London’s O2 Arena. Ever the opportunist, Kevin Owens responded, taking the time to talk a little trash in the process. Rollins then replied to KO, stating very clearly that he planned to take Owens down on Monday night. Seth Rollins✔@WWERollins Highly considering another Open Challenge for the IC Title this Monday in London. @MojoRawleyWWE put in a career performance last week. In WWE✔@WWE BREAKING NEWS: @FightOwensFight responds to @WWERollins open challenge for this Monday night in #London! Seth Rollins✔@WWERollins Cool, KO. I’m gonna beat you on #Raw. https://twitter.com/wwe/status/995579946348105728 … Rollins and Owens have a storied history. The pair brawled over the Universal Championship back in 2016 — including a savage Hell in a Cell Match — and they’ve never held back in any of their confrontations. With Team Red’s workhorse title on the line, this one’s sure to be must-see. Can Rollins keep his monumental reign going, or will KO become a three-time Intercontinental Champion? Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!
This entire show is so boring Seth & his stupid open challenge - he will drop it when Ja[LOUD BOOING]an returns Roman and Pooman Jinder in a useless feud Instead of cute Lexi, i have to watch fatass ugly Nia Jax only because she is related to rocky. WWE is in a big slump.
>>116181 >Seth & his stupid open challenge - he will drop it when Ja[LOUD BOOING]an returns Seth is by far the best thing about ram right now.
>>116183 t. Tyler Black
It's in in London right? Taped RAW, these always suck.
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>Doing more shows in Saudi Arabia
>>116195 You are aware how much they got paid for the last one right? What, you thought they wouldn't do another show there because "muh women"? All Vince and Steph really give a shit about is the bottom line and the whole "WYMNZ revolution" stick is just because it's fashionable right now and as such "best for business".
>>116196 I think he meant that they are in Bongistan
Pinochet did nothing wrong
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>>116181 >lexi >cute lmao btw here is a pic of you
>>116197 Oh yeah, my bad, the joke is actually really clear when I look at it. I still stand by what I said but clearly I was directing it at the wrong person.
>>116204 ehehe you have the autism!!!
>Ronda Rousey to challenge Raw Women's Champion Nia Jax at WWE Money in the Bank
>>116208 inb4 Unsafe Nia injures Ronda somehow
>>116208 >Bliss used to be anorexic >Overcame it with proper diet and exercise >Nia is a fat fuck >Somehow the fat fuck is the goodie who came out on top while the one that got over her body issues with actual work and looks good is the loser baddie in that muh body shaming feud >Now the fat fuck is feuding with MMA reject that everyone loves for some reason Way to make me care even less about your womyns division 5 year boys.
>>116212 and yet people are eating it up i dont understand it at all WWE womens division is a fucking joke and whats worse is almost all of them are ugly as fuck and have no skill
I think I'm out for this one. No internet anyway.
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Can't wait to hear a bunch of unintelligible soccer chants. Fucking bongs.
Getting the boos out of the way right from the get go, nice.
>>116222 trips of truth check em
Rumor has it Vince wants heel Roman
im not even gonna watch this shit. im gonna wait till its on hulu so i can fast foward through most of it >>116224 top kek
>That sound spike Excellent work Dunn
>>116206 No, I'm not a footfag like you. Seriously leave the board.
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add me kurt
>>116228 I like it here.
>>116231 No one likes you here faggot. Consider suicide.
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>>116232 There's no need to be upset
>Kelvin Owens
>>116233 I know you have autism so you're easily confused but telling you you're a faggot and that you should consider suicide is pretty standard for this website. I'm just telling you the truth.
>playing theme music to try to drown out the ROMAN SUCKS chants
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>>116235 Eat a snickers brother hh
>>116237 >Eat a snickers Wow, so your memes are marketing? Just when I thought you couldn't get any more retarded.
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>Roman vs Jinder That'll put butts in seats!
IC title still looks like shit on seth
>>116239 >jinder actually getting cheers
>>116239 pic of vince 2018
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>>116241 >>116239 >they expected people to cheer roman >they chose to chose to cheer Jinder instead
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>>116242 >>116243 THAT FIRE IS JUST ROMAN'S HEAT YOU MARKS HE'S A CRYPTO HEEL AND IM WORKING ALL OF YOU
HE DID THE DEAL
What the fuck is this audio mixing
>>116239 POO VS BOO
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>>116251 >I love you
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>that shit ending Still glad they led on their MOTN. Now I can do something else.
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Let's go Bailey! Maybe she'll get those chants she always gets in the UK
oh fuck it i guess ill watch aint shit on tv
>>116254 Maybe she'll also eat the pin like she always does
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>Have one match >Get title match She won't win, right /woo/?
>Obligatory title defense <Meanwhile Brock can sit at home and shitpost on a mongolian grappling forum
BO TIME BAYBAY BO IS WINNING TONIGHT CONFIRMED
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>that pop for bo
>The Bo-Team
>Mexican Adam Rose
W L O N E L F
I BRING THE BALDNESS I AM THE BOREDOM
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>>116265 AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SNORIOUS! NO I WON'T TUNE IN I WON'T TUNE IN!
If WWE weren't PG then I imagine Roode would've been made a Val Venis type character who is a flasher
based booker is back fucking nice >>116269 lmao
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>coldsteel getting a MiTB title again Didn't Jhon BTFO him and cause him to lose the cash in last year?
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GLORIOUS YES I WILL GO OVER I WILL GO OVER FUCK YOU MARKS
>>116273 >Roode internet defence force
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>>116275 I don't think he's really that boring. Granted his move set isn't spectacular but he's got natural charisma something a certain Large Canine is lacking
>>116276 naw i just thought it was funny. roode was 100 times more entertaining in tna though.
>>116276 He was better in NXT, now he's just a smiling doofus that flails his arms around and yells glorious
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one hour in and this is the first time I've heard the crowd even attempt a soccer/football/bongball chant
>winning with a DDT bigshowlaughingstops.png
>owens has a 10 dollar smartphone zero dimes confirmed
>>116281 Stone Cold once said a piece about this and i agree with him that certain moves like the DDT are so over used that they become unbelievable as an actual finisher. Used to be the DDT was viewed as a devastating finisher see Jake Roberts but now it's just a regular bump.
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BO IS NEXT BOLIEVE AND BO WILL GO OVER
>>116284 they win
>jobber entrance already
BASED NEW BUTTROCK THEME FOR THE BO TEAM
AAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAEYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEE t. british crowds
>>116289 give it ten years when the Muslims take over the UK then nobody will know what the fuck they're chanting
>>116289 crowd is garbage af at least they popped for bo so wtf ever i guess
THE B TEAM DOES IT
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>Bo gets the pin
>>116284 >We're going Bover Boys
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BO TEAM UNDEFEATED WITH THEIR NEW EPIC BUTTROCK THEME THESE BATTLESCARS I JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT IM SO BO'D UP RIGHT NOW
YO ADRIAN I DID IT
B TEAM
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>women ruin the momentum of the show >again…
this is a decent idea for their gimmick. i give it a week before Vince fucks it up or shuts it down
fucking CRINGE
EMBER SPARKS A FAT ONE
I WANT TO DATE RUBY
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>>116302 I want to beat the shit out of Ruby. Punch her repeatedly in the face. BREAK her nose.
>>116302 >Liking an ugly jewess
>>116304 How about I beat the fuck out of you, Ruby is absolute wife material.
Makes me feel like ruby hid her nose whenever she was around vince or else he’d mistake her for hhh
>>116306 >Ruby is absolute wife material. LOL. She's an emo cunt who probably has unlimited baggage.
>>116306 w@ifufag please kill yourself
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>>116306 pic of me laughing at your life
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>>116308 She seems very happy to me >>116309 no >>116310 At least I don't have an NWA flag
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>>116311 OH NO
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>>116311 >At least I don't have an NWA flag Wow that completely negates the fact that you find every single ugly cunt on the roster to be attractive
Why does big autism vinny hate factions
Ruby is the type of girl that does a line of coke and sucks in the rest of the room with it. No talent undercard who jobs to other talentless bitches, can we stop pretending anyone in the women’s division has a chance of highlighting anything besides Charlotte and Ronda now.
holy fuck they still have that wierd neck pic of finn balor
>This gedo tier match
Finn should come out and say a priest touched him to push the inclusive angle and shame Seth into a buttfuck
>>116312 >>116313 CUTE >>116314 Ugly to you, beautiful to me
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Let’s stop talking bout ruby seeing as she’ll probably be let go this summer anyway
>>116320 >those glasses it's like you can smell that SJW hipster cunt scent through the pic
WE JOB HARD
these poor bastards have been getting fucked since raw 25
>>116320 why do people keep posting Brian Peppers?
>this much autism from maggle during the entrance i can't tell if he's saying what Vince thinks or he's going senile
cole getting absolutely worked by a literal toddler
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WHO ELSE IS STILL BO'D UP THAT BO AND AXEL WON AND HAVE AN EPIC NEW THEME?
Laugh all you want, jewish kangaroo is marriage worthy!
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POST ALL YOUR BO DURING COMMERCIALS
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>Suddenly friends again What the fuck is this honestly
>>116337 Don't question, just be grateful.
>Bliss I though our Snickers™ champion big mommy Nia injured her
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>>116338 E P I C
>>116339 She needed her implants
>bongs cheering for a muslim rofl
>>116283 I think also with roode it's just an elevated ddt and nothing else. Andrade almas also has a ddt finisher and he got it about the same time roode did but it's a hammerlock ddt and he usually does a draping from the top rope variant to actually end matches, so it doesn't end up looking like JUST a ddt.
Bobby gonna shove a towel down Samis throat
Vertigo
>bobby wants to be a ginger haired terrorist who talks like a faggot this promo is fucking awful
Sammy vs Alexa Bliss
zero pop for this ugly heeb
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Can't wait for Bliss to pin Booley clean
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>>116348 >heeb Wrong
ohhhhh no no no
>two star yid
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>shitskin booleyfags still clinging to the false notion that bliss is jewish Bliss going over confirmed.
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>Ashkenazi Bliss
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>>116356 >>116357 >everyone who dosnt like alexa is a Booleyfag
holy fuck that belly slam was terrible holy shit
BOOLEY BTFO
>Bliss shitting up the MITB match Already shaved 2 stars away from the match
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HAHAHAHAHAHA BOOLEY BTFO BY THE GODDESS
>dude management is against me lol
d-double turn?
THE DEADLY CARDBOARD WALL
roman needs to fuck off #SAMOANGENOCIDE
>>116365 its like wwe inception
The mahalraya is ded
>>116366 I remember when the cardboard wall defeated the Shockmaster on WCW. anyone have the webm?
>>116370 the dimemaster was sabotaged
[LOUD BOREDOM]
Jinder, the new face underdog wrestler
>Didnt wear homo gear at Saudi >Doesn't wear it in the UK What did he mean by this
drew is lookin real jacked
>Strowman >7 feet tall
SPOILERS ziggler pins balor Owens replaces Jinder and qualifies for mitb
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rip thread
London shows are always shit
>trophy BROKEN
>>116377 You tell the thrut Rip Trophy
They BROKE the trophy top kek
holy shit i dont give a fuck about these ugly ass bitches
Charlotte a cute
>>116384 I imagine with one ruptured implant her tits look like party balloons that have been left outside for a week.
>>116385 Pretty sure it doesnt work like that, she's still cute. She even lost a tooth in germany
>>116386 Pretty sure you're just autistic or a dyke if you think a horsefaced cunt with a ruptured fake tit and missing teeth is cute
>>116387 Autism has nothing to do with it, you're implying she can't get both things fixed.
>kevin owens reverse dimes
>>116388 no amount of plastic surgery can fix her
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>>116388 Autism has everything to do with it
>Tfw no walks whit Elias
>>116388 honestly you w@ifufags need to quit. the way you talk about these women who you'll never meet makes you sound downright retarded, not autistic.
That boring chants
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>>116390 cause she's fine just the way she is! >>116391 not this time >>116393 never meet your heroes mark
How much fucking adderall is Cole on?
bobby's sister is over as fuck!
>>116396 Booleyfag just stop. You literally find every ugly bitch on the roster attractive. Do you have an ugly fetish or is your autism just that fucked up?
>>116396 sticking to kayfabe this hard doesn't make you cool or unique anon. your character had a moment, it's gone, time to move on. trust me, nobody will bolieve bullshit like continually falling into a coma over and over to explain absences.
Push Elias
>bobby being booed Why the fuck didn't they have him heel from the start? He was gold as a heel in TNA
>>116377 You are the fucking thrust
>>116405 dubs confirms you're now The Fucking Thrust
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>bongs cheer for a hadji
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>bo wins with epic new buttrock theme >booley btfo by bliss >KO wins MITB spot God tier episode
glad this shit is over might stop watching wwe for a while because this show was [LOUD BOOING] shit
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>>116399 I don't like every ugly bitch, Alexa is still meh to me. >>116402 I'm not trying to be cool, you all started sperging at me over filenames and the fact that I like female wrasslers you don't. I'm not even the coma guy.
>>116412 >alexa >ugly You're either gay, a dyke who like masculine men, or just terminally autistic
>>116415 alexa is ugly as fuck
Finishes have been shit for a long time but recently they just stopped trying. For a few weeks now I've noticed on SD and RAW and people just get pinned normally and lose like nothing. From what I can recall, Elias vs Roode the first time, Mandy Rose vs Becky Lynch last week and now how Ziggler pinned Balor. All these upsets where the loser basically trips over and gets pinned clean, having been hit with no move. They changed up rollups for clean pins now, it's weird. Also all the heels seem to be winning like this, it's stupid.
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>skip show because internet was out most of the day and I decided to do stuff with other people instead >Bo finally wins
>>116424 he got cheers too
>Nicholas and braun beat the bar >Braun and finn got beat by ziggy and drew >Finn confirmed weaker than nicholas
>>116433 everyone is weaker than greatest of all time Nicholas
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What exactly IS the "Roman Empire"?
>>116449 Probably the name of a post-Shield stable they never bothered to create/introduce.
>>116449 It's a T-Shirt like Balor Club
>>116449 his logo is just trash and its even more cringe now he put himself in the middle doing le superman punch with his gay ass vest.


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