>>128542 wait it's today?

Hey look at that, the universal title isn't being defended, I bet the wwe title is main eventing right?

Anyone else up?

>>128545 just the puroresufags

>>128545 I'm only interested in three matches but I'm here.

Gay.

>Lets go becky Ohnonono

A lot of BROKEN fingers in WWE lately. Everybody wants to be that kid from New Japan.

>>128545 I'm accidentally awake. This looks like a Smackdown taping.

What happened to Becky not being a heel and treating them both like they have their own points?

Poop

>>128554 SHE'S A HEEL DAMMIT

THUNDER

>TFW you have nothing better to do so you're watching this shit show. How does I make friends or find a forum worth reading?

>>128559 >make friends If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Hey look it's joão cena here to film an episode of total divas with nikki.

Holy shit cena looks old.

>>128560 I'm desperate man. I need an out here.. Cena looks like shit. He looks like he's 60. He'd be good in the remake of Malcolm in the middle as Hal.

>>128563 Yeah he picked the right time to go part time. It's like he almost knew that he'd hit the wall soon.

Was Cena hired as a manager since mini nig wasn't worth paying the airfare on?

Cena looks like a fucking dork

The crowd is dead. They're not into the match at all. They just want to see old man Cena.

What a fucking terrible finisher. Literally a punch with a taunt before it.

World's longest squash match. Can you imagine paying to see Cena and that's what you get?

Literally 0 pop oh wow.

>aussie fans >being wrestling fans lol

The current state of arseka.

>>128571 Aussies aren't very progressive. Putting a pair of dykes as the home baby faces is a good move. Especially not when one looks like Chyna ran into a brick wall.

>>128574 *isn't

this show sucks I'm going to bed

It's a no DQ match. Why the fuck are they not acting like it's a hardcore match? The crowds even chanting we want tables.

Any one else notice they give the chicks better intro themes than the men? Well Bellas can't wrestle but if we're going to have a piss BREAK I'd rather watch some asses in latex.

>Bellas >Ronda Even qt liv cant make me sit through this.

>>128581 You a homo mate? Bellas have the best asses in the show.

>>128582 >asses Nigger.

This guy looks like Rickety Cricket on roids.

>>128583 A white man can enjoy a white woman's ass. Don't be retarded. >>128585 Well it's hardly a shock. The entire card has been piss BREAKs and under performances. Braun and Mcintyre are the only decent guys on this card.

They look like the Michael Tarver fan club.

>Scottish psychopath >Scottish terminator Just throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks uh?

So how bad is this compared to the Saudi PPV? I bet Vince is hoping for a meme incident like the Titus fall at this point.

>>128593 It's OK. Seems like a slightly above regular show.

>>128593 Better. Crowd is dead but the matches are decent and there's no saudi propaganda.

Oh boy it's a complete faggot and Reddit incarnate. I was thinking of staying up to watch all of this but now I'm thinking sleep and watch Undercarder VS bury boy on a replay.

Got any free streaming site?

>>128597 http://taima.tv/r/wooo

>>128598 Thanks homie

>>128597 The WWE Network (for only $9.99) is free for new subscribers.

Wait what the heil I left for a couple of minutes to get my feud and the match is over?

I went for a literal piss BREAK and the match was over.

>>128601 *Food

Triple H might be 60 but his intro has been better than any of the current roster. It's pretty sad.

Weird how Glenn can take a BREAK from being major to play dress up in Australia.

>>128605 *mayor

This right here is one of the big problems in the wwe. The old fucks not only get the main event but even their managers get long entrances. Then we have braun and his friends all coming out together and miz vs lasting five minutes.

>>128607 Miz and Byrant are faggots who shouldn't even be on the card. Taker VS HHH is the draw here. People clearly don't care about the modern wrestlers so they needed these guys to carry the card. Taker can hardly walk to the ring but he can't retire on Roman's botch so this will retire him.

>>128608 That's a self fulfilling prophecy. Of course people don't care as much when the presentation is so different.

>>128609 How many main events have Roman had people walk out on now? They can't get new stars over. Their biggest guys are all from other companies. AJ and Chinks. WWE is now nothing but a retirement home for MMA and TNA guys. They can't compete with real fights so they try to appeal to the female market who don't want real fights but want reality TV and "stronk womyn" they don't even watch. Notice the network. It's a shift away from wrestling and towards a reality TV network with old time wrestler stories.

>>128610 Roman not being over doesn't mean people can't get over it just means roman isn't over. Back when all the people in this match were "new" bob backlund and all the other old stars weren't promoted as big a bigger deal than them.

>This was all so HHH culd get his win back Sasuga shovel man

>>128611 The new guys just don't get over even when they're not put second fiddle. The cena match is a prime example. No one gave a fuck about the best heel in the company. No one gave a fuck about the story. They just wanted Cena. The best match on this card was by far the final match. It was a slow paced attitude era style match and it was the only match the crowd was into. It doesn't matter that Brawn is the modern version of Kane. It doesn't matter that AJ and Joe had a good story going which was again attitude era worthy. It simply did not matter because no one gives a flying fuck. It's a dying industry and there's nothing you can do to resolve it. It got replaced by MMA for men and women don't want to watch play fighting. >>128612 >The guy who looked nearly dead on his feet didn't go over. Of course. The only reason this match existed was because Roman VS Taker was mostly known for that Botch. Taker couldn't retire on that. This match is a match he could retire on. He looked strong the entire match. HBK put him over majorly and then the guy who may still wrestle won. It was the only outcome ever going to happen and it wasn't a bad one. The only issue was Kane played such a small part but I think Kane was a safety net. If Taker's pills didn't keep him in a functional state then Kane could step in to be a spot monkey for a few minutes before they get to the finish.

>Missed live WWE shitposting Damnit, watching the replay won't be the same. How many people were in the taima channel?

http://taima.tv/r/wooo Replay is on now

>>128613 >It doesn't matter that AJ and Joe had a good story >good story lol >It's a dying industry and there's nothing you can do to resolve it. It got replaced by MMA for men and women don't want to watch play fighting. eh not true, since mma is starting to decline

>>128608 >>128610 >>128613 Also, to say modern stars can't get over is ludicrous. Since they forced Cena into every ad to get publicity, they're just not doing that with their current stars.

Pink does not suit Charlotte

>Zero pop for Becknetty NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH FEMALE STONE COLD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NA NA NA NA NAAAA BOOMER

Man Cena looking lighter these days

CENAWINSLOL

MOMMYCONICS

>They actually won AY

>Midcard AJ OH NO NO NO

>riotttttttttt Squad doing the job for these skanks smh

At least Ruby didn't tap. Keep my girl strong!

>Cruisers not on the preshow they did it!

THE MIRACLE KID THE MIRACLE KID

What the fuck was that

THE ROGAINE KID

DONG

This is two old fucks in the retirement home fighting over the last piece of garlic bread

Both are gassed

Taker gassed to fuck

YA SEE TAKER

>>128637 They had a home talent so of course it wasn't in the pre-show. >>128622 MMA is on the decline and WWE's biggest talents are ex MMA. They're hurting just as bad. >>128623 No one wants the WWE's stars any more. The face of the company is Roman, who looks like a sleazy mexican drug dealer. The entire Shield stable look like they should be dealing drugs and that's not prime time worthy. Cena was Mr. Captain America. Austin was red neck every man. Hogan as Pariotttttttttism and a real life super hero. Who the fuck does WWE have that can represent the modern era? Sasha Banks is the most modern era representative you have and no one wants to see that ugly cunt. WWE's focus is clearly shifting to becoming a streaming service similar to documentary channels these days. Half the shows are reality TV and the other half are documentaries about past events.

>>128650 Clearly they need the help of a true Ace

>>128650 >WWE's biggest talents are ex MMA Brock sure, but they're turning Ronda into just another woman on the roster. >No one wants the WWE's stars any more. No fact in that, since WWE refuses to try and get someone more over than their brand. That's the problem.

>>128650 >Who the fuck does WWE have that can represent the modern era? Sasha Banks is the most modern era representative you have and no one wants to see that ugly cunt. Balor, Punk, and Dbry would probably be the closest candidates because they're basically the hipster-nerd guys that struggled to get to the top even though their careers have been ruined in their own ways. Other than that, you're right. Speaking of Sasha, it's amazing how the WWE forced Sasha on everyone only to drop her because of all the dumb shit she's done in her career (Now there are rumors of her not only being badly injured, but she's also pregnant. If pregnancy rumors are true, you know she's going to eventually leave like McCool and Rosa when they had kids). Sasha is almost a forgotten memory at this point. >Brock sure, but they're turning Ronda into just another woman on the roster. I don't know what you're watching because they're turning Lousy Rousey into an invincible hybrid of Stone Cold, Brock, and Piper that is not working (Maybe the Bellas are ruining her? I dunno). While Vince is trying to ruin Becky and others like Asska and friends (because the fans hate Charlotte, and they are slowly turning on Nia's fat, sjw-feminist ass) they're trying to turn Charlotte into Jane Cena or female Ramen. Lousy, the Bellas, Charlotte, and Nia are the only ones getting pushed to the moon (Job Squad doesn't count because they're getting buried like Jobsolution).

>>128613 >wrestling is a dying industry I'd say wrestling is better than 5 years ago, thing is it changed. It's no more about giant centralized companies, but shifting to Internet and alternative sources for wrestling. The indy wrestling and smaller leagues are being looked at while WWE turns itself from a wrestling show into a documentary/reality company. Problem is WWE is neglecting their wrestling (the basis of the company) which isn't helping the company create a legacy in wrestling this generation.

>>128664 Indie shows and smaller leagues are getting way more attention now because the WWE is shit. I just went to a show last night, and the mixed matches I saw are literally night and day when compared to the trash the WWE is showing off (like the women actually wrestle with the men in the ring, and take bumps with the moves they're selling). I guess we can thank Ramen and his shittiness for helping smaller leagues get more attention

Someone is cutting onions brother

>>128660 Ronda has been looking like just another body for the women's division. Oh forgot that she's at the top, that's totally different apparently. No it's not, if anything she should be bulldozing all the other female talent.

>>128676 She does bulldoze everyone. It makes her matches boring to watch because she's basically always in a squash match. >>128664 >>128672 bingo hall wrestling being watched by 10 people on cytube isn't a healthy spot to be in. Especially with this mixed matches shit which is always bad. No one wants to see a man beat up a woman in a "real" fight. If you want to bury a guy you put him with a woman. She can hit him and if he sells he looks weak, if he hits her he's picking on a woman and that makes him look like a prick. The only way this possibly works is if you have a heel threaten a woman and then the baby saves him from him. Anything else is just burying the guys for the women. We don't need mixed matches. We don't need women wrestlers. We need ring rats to be ring rats instead of this luke warm bullshit we have now. It's all flippy shit and trying to act like the Hardies to get a pop. There's no story telling, there's no slow build up it's just a ballet at this point. Watch the start of Undercarder vs HHH and you will see a very good story being told. Takers old, he's not so fast so HHH disrespects him. He dances around, mocks him and makes him look like a big dumb old man. The crowd is instantly seeing HHH is the heel and wants Taker to BREAK his face. Slow build up and taker catches him then pummels him and even throws him around a bit. That's your story and it works extremely well. Compare that to 3 retards doing back flips off the ropes and then diving over the top of them and you see why wrestling is dead. It's vanilla midgets doing spot monkey work instead of telling a story. I've been watching WWE's shows for the past month and making an effort to see them. There's 4 people who really stand out. Braun. He's a great monster character and tells a story by being in the ring. AJ. AJ and Joe tell a good story at the moment and Joes an ugly faggot you want to see have his mutt nose BROKEN. He's a solid mid carder who can slot into larger events like a 4 way main event. Drew Mcintyre He just looks strong as a heel. He shit talks, he's your lanky monster you put with Braun to be an unstoppable tag team. Sort of like Kane and the Undertaker. Ones a fuck off monster, the others tall and a monster. Together they wreck face. Kevin Owens can talk well. When he's not given a script he cuts good promos. The highlight of the mixed match bullshit was KO screaming "punch her in the face". That's all he needs to do. Make him the fat kid bully who shit talks people when he's winning, sells like a champ and then shit talks more when he's winning. I'm not saying he's any where near Austins level but he would get the same kind of pops when he came out if he did that. Put him against someone like Miz of Bryan who are easy to make fun of and let him go hog wild.

>>128673 I want to dick them.

>>128966 I mean the cool bulldozing, like Brock. Yes. stories are great but not when they look like shit. Also, judging by the rest of your comment, are you one of those Kevin Nash marks?

Hey my name's Mike. I just have to say i think it know how to fix the divas division,made them fight fully nude.

>>129122 some of them a butt ugly though.

>>128966 >bingo hall wrestling being watched by 10 people on cytube isn't a healthy spot to be in. Yet Bingo Halls are getting more crowds than WWE shit shows now. >Especially with this mixed matches shit which is always bad. No one wants to see a man beat up a woman in a "real" fight. If you want to bury a guy you put him with a woman. She can hit him and if he sells he looks weak, if he hits her he's picking on a woman and that makes him look like a prick. The only way this possibly works is if you have a heel threaten a woman and then the baby saves him from him. Anything else is just burying the guys for the women. We don't need mixed matches. We don't need women wrestlers. We need ring rats to be ring rats instead of this luke warm bullshit we have now. It's all flippy shit and trying to act like the Hardies to get a pop. There's no story telling, there's no slow build up it's just a ballet at this point. When I saw the first "mixed match," the Heel beat the chick in a match, and he is still pushed as a top heel in shows (nobody even remembers the match anymore). The problem with current flippy shit is it doesn't tell a story, and it's all pointless half of the time. One thing I noticed in Indie Shows is the story is non-existent, but this can be a good or bad thing (Good because they care about matches, but bad because I can't figure out why should I root for the face and boo the heels). >Braun, Aj, Drew, and KO Yet they're getting buried by Vince and Stephanie.

>>129127 There's some flippy shit wrestlers that can tell really good stories, too bad a couple of them are injured.