Happy Rusev Day /wooo/

Steiner math and a fuck you to Lesnar in the same promo. I'm not mad at this.

oooo, there's some semblance of production values in these promos again.

Is Cena halfway between balding and sporting a JBL haircut?

>>132640 He's also getting the wrong color of hair color too.

>>132640 >>132641

>>132642 AH LOVE IT MAGGLE

>cena has to job out to backy lunch now wymyns revlushin maggle

was it just me or were charlottes nipples visible through that shirt

>>132646 not just you, that outfit was pretty see-through https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1080292343725490178

>>132647 looks like it could be xray'd

FRESH ERA MAGGLE

AJ got a lot of offense for once, looked better in this match than any match from 2018.

>>132630 MEAN GENE

Braun, Brock, Bliss and Cena oh my edition The Beast and The Monster under the same roof >Raw will feel like a building-smashing monster movie this week with both Braun Strowman and Universal Champion Brock Lesnar expected to appear, just three weeks before their anticipated title clash at the WWE Royal Rumble event. >But what if neither The Monster Among Men nor The Beast Incarnate wants to wait until their Universal Championship Match to throw down? John Cena is back >John Cena might have kicked off 2019 with an appearance on SmackDown LIVE, which saw him team with Stone Cold against Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega in a Mixed Tag Team Match, but this coming Monday, the 16-time World Champion (and the star of “Bumblebee”) will drop in on the red brand. >As evidenced by what transpired between The Cenation Leader and The Irish Lass Kicker on New Year’s Day, anything can happen when Cena’s in the house. A second chance for The Revival >On Christmas Eve, Chad Gable pinned Scott Dawson to retain the Raw Tag Team Championship. The problem there, however, is that Dash Wilder was the legal man at that point in the match! >The Revival had reason to gripe after the controversial conclusion to that bout and, in the interest of fairness, the McMahon family has granted Dawson & Wilder another opportunity to dethrone the “Glorious” titleholders, live on the first Raw of 2019. >Can The Revival finally live up to their self-appointed moniker and become the “Top Guys” of the red brand’s tandem division? “A Moment of Bliss” debuts >Alexa Bliss will debut the first-ever WWE talk show segment hosted by a woman, “A Moment of Bliss,” on 2019’s first edition of Raw, and she’s locked down Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey as her inaugural guest. >Given the contentious history between The Goddess and The Baddest Woman on the Planet (look no further than their title bout at last year’s SummerSlam), Bliss won’t hold back when it comes to grilling The Rowdy One. However, should Bliss overstep her bounds, Rousey won’t hold back either. Is the “old” Seth Rollins back? >After Triple H questioned Seth Rollins’ drive this past Monday night, Rollins showed the WWE COO that he’s every bit as ruthless as he’s always been by brutalizing Bobby Lashley and Lio Rush with a succession of steel chair strikes that harkened back to his Authority days. The Architect is still focused on taking back his Intercontinental Championship from Dean Ambrose, and given his display of aggression, Triple H just might be reconsidering whether Rollins deserves that opportunity. >Is Rollins reverting back to his nefarious ways in his quest to reclaim Raw’s workhorse title?

>>132659 They're putting the preview out this early now? >first ever WYMYN TALK SHOW <alexa is doing literally nothing but feminist shit now

>>132664 Apparently she's still injured so she's been getting all this non wrestling roles. Talk show is fine but it's more of WWE's bullshit of promoting every thing as 'HISTORIC FIRST TIME EVER WYMYNS' shit.

I started watching just before jhon entered, looks like some fuckery was going on, did I miss anything? I'm sure they'll recap it none the less

>>133178 Something about Seth attacking Bobby Lashley backstage.

holy shit fuck this gay show im going to go play vidya

>half way through the show >only 6 posts JUST FUCK MY RATINGS UP

>>133182 I'm watching it on a delay so I'm making one long post at the end of the show of my lulz

>Zack Ryder made it onto Raw for 3 seconds >obviously trying hard tonight to push muh new era cuz cenastillwinslol >Hulk Hogans tribute was mostly good but that crowd reaction holy fuck >Elias is a good heel but i have a harder time buying him as a face when he does cringey shit >stronk wymyn have a talk show meme >Strowman and Lesnar do fucking nothing >bretty good IC title match until that fuck all finish i though i saw potential change for the good tonight but then they just shit all over it

women's main event edition Triple Threat Match to decide who will square off against Asuka for the SmackDown Women’s Title at Royal Rumble >Charlotte Flair, Stone Cold and Carmella all staked their claims as to why they would be most deserving to face off against SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka at Royal Rumble last week. All three Superstars will now get their chance as they’ll square off in a Triple Threat Match tonight on SmackDown LIVE and the winner will move on to face Asuka for the title in Phoenix, Arizona on Jan. 27. >Charlotte and Becky both feel that they should be SmackDown Women’s Champion at this present moment and only are not because of Ronda Rousey’s interference in their match against Asuka at WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs. Carmella, who reigned as SmackDown Women’s Champion for a staggering 130 days in 2018, has multiple victories over Flair, Lynch and Asuka, and bolieves that puts her right in line for another title opportunity. >All of this has been taken under consideration by the McMahon family, and now the three top challengers will collide tonight on the blue brand to prove who is most ready for Asuka next. Who will prevail? The Usos to battle The Bar with a SmackDown Tag Team Championship opportunity on the line >The Usos finished off 2018 with an incredible hot streak on the blue brand and now will aim to get one step closer to title contention when they face off with the reigning SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar tonight on SmackDown LIVE. >In a high-stakes match, Jimmy & Jey will face off against Sheamus & Cesaro and, if The Usos can prevail, they will receive a future SmackDown Tag Team Title opportunity. >Can The Usos carry their 2018 success into the new year? Or, will The Bar bring the storied tag team back down to earth? AJ Styles to confront WWE Champion Daniel Bryan >Apparently, the unusual motivation of Mr. McMahon was just what AJ Styles neeeded. >Just one week after being slapped in the face by the WWE Chairman (and then punching him in the face), AJ Styles emerged victorious in a grueling Fatal-5 Way Match to earn a WWE Championship Match against Daniel Bryan at Royal Rumble. However, Styles will not be wasting any time in rekindling his rivalry with the Superstar who ended his lengthy reign with the blue brand's top title. >What will happen when The Phenomenal One confronts "The New" Daniel Bryan? Who will gain momentum heading into the Men’s Royal Rumble Match? >As the 2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match draws near, more and more Superstars are throwing their names into the ring for the over-the-top-rope battle royal. Over the weekend, Samoa Joe and Jeff Hardy joined all three members of The New Day in declaring for the fray. >Surely, these and any other competitors who may enter the Rumble will look to gain momentum as The Road to WrestleMania kicks off. What will they be willing to do? Will Rusev be looking for retribution? >Last Tuesday should have been a Happy New Year’s Day and a Happy Rusev Day for new United States Champion Rusev. However, The Bulgarian Brute’s championship celebration was cut short by former champion Shinsuke Nakamura. That set off a scrap which saw Rusev’s wife, Lana, come to her husband’s aid, only to be crushed by The King of Strong Style when Rusev hit him with a Machka Kick. >The Bulgarian Brute was downed after a Kinshasa. Will he be looking for payback against The Artist?

>>133190 >all these rehashed feuds >the wymyn title contender match is literally the last 3 people that held the title >usos and the bar even though there was a segment about how them and the new day have been the only ones in the title picture for ages What happened to the FRESH ERA MAGGLE? At least Rusev is champ I guess, and he has potential for good matches against Nak if booked right lol

Hey this match sounds good

>canadian destroyer Are piledrivers unbanned or is rey is a mad lad?

Just wanted to bump the thread that the Rey Mysterio match ending was one of the sloppiest endings I remember seeing in the past few months and they still had the gall to show it on replay.

>>133228 is naomis ass fake?

>>133225 Rey is just an old lad who forgot where he was working for I think.

Can anyone who ended up watching give a recap of what happened like >>133186 did for RAM?

>>133242 I'll try >dbry starts the show at the concessions stands mocking the shit food/merch and assaults fans plants, goes to ring and gets jumped by r-truth which turns into a match >andrade/joe vs rey/mustafa in a fun match (webm related) >rusev is upset about the serious injury small bump lana took last week, nakamura blames rusev, rusev gets jumped by nak >mandy rose comes to the stage in a towel to distract whatever uce is married(?) to naomi >shane and miz are going to face the bar at RR for the tag titles >Stone Cold to face asuka at RR for the title Overall, might be worth skimming through it on a watchwrestling site for the Bryan promo and the Almas match

Burning down Seth's ambitions edition “The All Mighty One” slays The Kingslayer >After pinning Dean Ambrose in this past Monday night’s Six-Man Tag Team Match, an increasingly aggressive Seth Rollins earned an Intercontinental Championship that, per Triple H, would be a Falls Count Anywhere Match. >Taking full advantage of the lenient stipulation, The Architect battered the self-proclaimed “Moral Compass of WWE” all over the arena, even ambushing his foe before the match. After hitting Ambrose with a Stomp that would have won the bout, however, Bobby Lashley — who had brawled with The Kingslayer as Raw went on the air — hit the ring and mercilessly pummeled the would-be Intercontinental Champion. After Ambrose scored the pinfall, “The All Mighty One” continued the brutality by driving Rollins through a table. >Rollins and Lashley will meet in the 30-Man Royal Rumble Match, but does The Kingslayer have retribution on his mind for this Monday night? It’s “Boss Time” for Ronda Rousey >Embodying everything WWE’s fresh start under the McMahon family stands for, Sasha Banks seized opportunity this past Monday night, challenging Nia Jax for the right to challenge Ronda Rousey for the Raw Women’s Championship at the WWE Royal Rumble event. With best friend Booley neutralizing the threat of Tamina at ringside, The Boss handled her business with The Irresistible Force, making her foe tap out to the Bank Statement. >Now, Banks is set to go up against The Baddest Woman on the Planet on Jan. 27 in Phoenix. Can The Boss do what no one has been able to do in WWE and unseat The Rowdy One? Is Braun Strowman truly ready for Brock Lesnar? >After suffering a shattered right elbow back in November and undergoing surgery, Braun Strowman officially competes for the first time since his injury at the WWE Royal Rumble event, challenging Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship. >The Monster Among Men came to Raw this past Monday night to throw down with The Beast Incarnate, but Lesnar refused to give Strowman or the WWE Universe the fight they wanted. Despite what he says, is the recovering Monster truly ready for a trip to Suplex City? Strowman has suffered defeat to Lesnar before, and given his condition, the behemoth seems to be at a rarely seen disadvantage. How is he preparing for the challenge that lies ahead? The Revival “conspiracy” continues >2018 wasn’t kind to The Revival, and 2019 isn’t going any differently for Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder. One week after Raw Tag Team Champions Bobby Roode & Chad Gable held on to their titles after the wrong member of The Revival was pinned, a rematch ended in controversy when Gable scored the 1-2-3 on Dawson, even though the “Top Guy’s” foot was on the rope — a tactic that should have BROKEN up the pin. >Following two controversial defeats in so many weeks, The Revival claim there’s a conspiracy against them and, really, can you blame them? Royal Rumble Matches take shape >The fields for both the Men’s and Women’s Royal Rumble Matches are already getting crowded, with Raw Superstars like John Cena, Seth Rollins, Elias, Booley and The riotttttttttt Squad revealing they will compete in their respective over-the-top-rope contests. >Who else will declare for a Royal Rumble Match, where a title opportunity at WrestleMania will be earned through grit, determination and no small amount of stamina?

WWE threads don't really deserve the sticky, absolute low posts.

>>133261 more than soyjpw

>>133267 I don't even think the Wrestle Kingdom thread got a sticky but that was more active than the whole December of RAW & SD.

Should I make a separate thread for the NXT UK Takeover today or should we just use this one?

NXT UK TakeOver: Blackpool Pre-Show starting now

>When the show is so small you have to bring Finn Balor out to have a squash match and bury one of someone on your roster. Also watch this match not get mentioned at all on RAW.

>>133282 Devlin was trained by Finn so this was kind of a big match up between the two. Also Finn REALLY needs the wins now otherwise he might get fired and go to AEW

>>133296 Oh so that's why he started getting over on Drew McIntyre of all people? Makes sense I guess, but were they really in trouble before it was announced that AEW was happening? Because that's when he was getting pushed.

>>133297 I was kinda joking, main reason is to probably build him back up to do another long run in the rumble. I also heard they wanted to make december a "babyfaces win" month since the amount of heel wins was one of the big reasons for the RECORD LOW RATINGS. But legit they can't waste their stars now especially if AEW gets profitable. Khan family is richer than the McMahons so they can buy out whoever they want when contracts are up and they'll actually give the guys health insurance and employment benefits for their families plus pay for their travel and shit. Major guys will probably never leave, but I bet a good chunk of the tag and mid card division is gonna get raided before 2020.

>>133298 >we gotta build you up for the rumble you're not gonna win That's also plausible though AEW popping up makes the whole "jobbing to the stars" tactic not as viable.

>>133299 They like having ironmans in the rumble and if you're a loser no one is gonna buy you as one. Him, rollins, ziggler, AJ, and Bryan are basically the only ones athletically who can do the ironman schtick, and Ziggler is already a lost cause so that leaves balor and rollins.

>halfway through the month >not even 60 posts JUST FUCK MY COMPANY UP

>>133300 I'm still waiting for a complete nobody to win just to shock us. >BAH GAWD TITUS O'NEIL IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA

>>133302 >Curt Hawkins is going to Wrestlemania!

>>133307 Also Jerry Lawler is back tonight for some reason.

Dasha fucking sucks holy shit I fucking miss when McMahon wasn't the center of the show

Oh god it's gonna be cena vs brock oh fuck

>>133308 It's like they're desperate to bring back the glory days and think just having Vinny there playing the heel and Jerry in the area is all that's required, while they can still pull the same bullshit that's killing them elsewhere.

Is there a non-kayfabe reason Braun is being screwed, or are they just burying him again?

>>133312 Recovery time for his injury I bet

>>133296 >>133282 >>133297 >>133298 >>133299 >>133300 Guess he's facing lesnar lol

Does this count as EC3's debut on RAW? If so then that's really pathetic.

Holy shit ruby is even MORE hideous

>nikki not with sanity LMAO RIP SANITY

>Ec3 also debuted WTF when?

>>133319 in a promo that they decided to put in the corner during the Lucha House Party/Revival match. >>133315

This is awful

>>133313 While he just flipped a limo on live camera.

>>133320 I legit didn't even see that in your screen shot until I zoomed in wtf

>>133322 It's a fucking work brother

>doesn't matter >neither does Nikki Cross Wow this "fresh faces" thing is going fucking great huh

>>133324 YOU'RE A WORK They did it better than the last flip spot, since you can't see the winch, but still. I want him to stop getting buried like this. And where the fuck is Bray?

Oh shit I forgot this browser still had a flag selected. >Nikki Cross is playing "team filler" for booley May as well just Dana Brooke her. Such wasted talent. They'd need THREE weekly shows on television to give all their talent something remotely close to a fair shake.

>>133326 They need to do SOMETHING if he can't wrestle, just say his injury is taking more time if that's the case though

>finn vs POO No thank you

OTIS VS BROCK LET'S FUCKING GO

>>133334 Someone's got to make a webm of that

YOU TALK TOO MUCH

>>133338 Damn, first toni, now bliss, all we need now is Booley shit to leak to completely BTFO the gayfags once and for all

This is actually a decent match

>Balor vs Brock That sounds alright actually, hopefully it'll be as good as Bryan vs Brock

>>133340 >>133341 >>133342 And Cena congratulating him and hyping him up after the match. They're pushing him hard.

>boolerwinslol Cena's massive BALD SPOT is pretty funny though.

>>133343 >And Cena congratulating him and hyping him up after the match. They're pushing him hard. That's just Cena doing his usual schtick of piggybacking off of someone else's heat like how the KOTOR 2 protag sucks all his friends force energy to empower himself.

>>133342 They can't expect me to bolieve that Balor's thin leg kicks could actually hurt Lesnar

>>133352 they will if he kicks him in the dick

Hey fag, where's the Smackdown preview?

MUCHA LUCHA edition Rey Mysterio and Andrade “Cien” Almas to continue their epic series >Rey Mysterio and Andrade “Cien” Almas have absolutely torn the house down in their previous encounters, and the two quick-as-lightning Superstars are set to do it again. >Mysterio and Almas’ prior battles include a singles match from Nov. 6 and a tag team bout last week, and the two dynamic Superstars have produced instant classics each time, with the WWE Universe lauding them for their incredible athleticism.Which Superstar will come out on top this time around? The Miz to throw Shane McMahon “The Best Birthday Bash in the World” >The Miz is declaring that he and Shane McMahon are The Best Tag Team in the World … so, it’s only natural that one-half of the best team in the world would throw “The Best Birthday Bash in the World” for the other. >The Miz clearly has plans to celebrate his tag team partner in extravagant fashion on Shane-O-Mac’s birthday tonight. Will this party help draw the two teammates together as they prepare to challenge The Bar for the SmackDown Tag Team Titles at this year’s Royal Rumble event? Carmella and Sonya Deville to square up >With Sonya Deville repeatedly using social media to opine that Carmella is continually getting opportunities that she doesn’t deserve, The Princess of Staten Island responded and then swiftly challenged Deville to a match. >Will Deville back up her bold words, or will she soon be quieted by Carmella’s Code of Silence? What’s next for Stone Cold and Asuka? >Last Tuesday, Stone Cold emerged victorious from a grueling Triple Threat Match to earn the right to challenge SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka at WWE Royal Rumble. After her win (and coming face-to-face with The Empress of Tomorrow), The Man made it clear that she’s coming for “her title” in Phoenix on Sunday, Jan. 27. >Knowing Asuka, the reigning SmackDown Women’s Champion won’t take that threat lightly. Will tensions continue to rise between these two fierce competitors as the Royal Rumble event approaches? Will AJ Styles find out how vicious Daniel Bryan can be? >As their WWE Championship showdown draws near, “The New” Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles are turning up the heat in their already-intense rivalry. Last Tuesday, The Phenomenal One caught Bryan off-guard with a vicious attack following the champion’s match with R-Truth. >Bryan responded with an unsettling interview later that night, saying that Styles’ actions weren’t even close to being as vicious as he could be. “The New” Daniel Bryan vowed that Styles would see that side of him at, if not before, WWE Royal Rumble. >Could Bryan choose to unleash that vicious side this week? Will the “real” AJ Styles be ready?

Lacy Evans is here tonight

>Andrade Cien Almas Why did they do this. His full name was cool

>"A young lion will bring out the best in an older one''' Cole's being watching NJPW

ANOTHER CANADIAN DESTROYER

>cuck storyline >probably the most hype match of the night, Cien Almas vs Mysterio, is curtain jerker for hour two >some wymyns shit nobody cares about >shades of Jericho-KO BREAKup as soon as the Miz-Shane team is a thing >AJ gives out free shirts and smacks Dbry with mustard What even is this writing?

RAW this week averaged 2.72 million viewers which is the highest since September 2018. I guess Cena helped, his return on SD outdrew RAW in ratings. Viewership is still piss poor, the worst since New Generation era, as bad as WCW 2000, heck even TNA IMPACT in its prime got as much or more viewers. Too bad impact is basically indie tier now, if they continued as they were without fucking itself over like this then ratings wise they really could be competing with WWE now.

>Hello everyone. My beautiful 16 year old niece Marjani Aquil got abducted today by a 19 year old guy. Please call the police if you have seen this girl. >Amber Alert. >Marjani Aquil, 16; 5'4", 140 lbs., long black hair w/ blonde highlights; grey longsleeve shirt, lt. blue jeans, tan boots. Last seen Jan. 16 ~ 3 p.m. on Glenbrook Dr., Penn Hills, Allegheny Co. Abducted by Jermaine Rodgers, 19. Red Sedan. Call 911 if seen. https://comicbook.com/wwe/2019/01/17/kurt-angle-niece-abducted-amber-alert-wwe/

>>133400 Holy shit…

>>133400 ayo jermaine dindu nuffin aight Luckily the girl has been found now. No word on how badly she was assaulted. Hopefully the nigger gets put behind bars where he belongs

>>133402 Thank goodness. Also… why does Kurt Angle have a black niece? I guess if they made Ja[LOUD BOOING]an his nephew then that would have made a little more sense.

NXT call ups edition Finn Bálor bolieves he can slay The Beast >Even though there were many who didn’t bolieve in Finn Bálor, he always bolieved in himself, and it was that mindset that propelled the ultra-athletic Superstar past John Cena, Drew McIntyre and Baron Corbin in last week’s Fatal 4-Way Match main event to earn a Universal Championship Match against Brock Lesnar at WWE Royal Rumble. >Now that he has a chance to reclaim the title he never lost, Bálor is on a collision course with one of the most powerful competitors in WWE history. Can The Extraordinary Man succeed in defeating the nigh unbeatable Beast Incarnate? And what does Paul Heyman think of his client’s new challenger? Ronda Rousey & Natalya to square off against Sasha Banks & Booley this Monday night >With the Raw Women’s Championship Match between Ronda Rousey and Sasha Banks at Royal Rumble rapidly approaching, the two Superstars will cross paths this Monday on Raw when they face off in tag team action as Rousey teams up with Natalya to take on Banks and Booley on the red brand. >With the animosity between The Baddest Woman on the Planet and The Boss ramping up over the past week, both on the last edition of Raw and on social media, what will it look like when the two have a chance to get their hands on one another just six nights before their title clash? And how will their respective best friends, Natalya and Booley, impact the dynamic in this first-ever tag team match? New Superstars make their presence felt >This past Monday night, new Superstars EC3, Lacey Evans and Heavy Machinery made shocking (albeit brief) appearances on the red brand, while Nikki Cross actually competed on Raw alongside Booley and Natalya in a winning effort against The riotttttttttt Squad. >The new Superstars from NXT will be showing up on both Raw and SmackDown LIVE until they land on a specific brand. Who will we see in action this week? What’s next for Braun Strowman? >As Finn Bálor prepares to go one-on-one with Universal Champion Brock Lesnar at WWE Royal Rumble, Braun Strowman is out of a title match and $100,000 after tearing the door off Mr. McMahon’s limousine in a fit of frustration (you can thank Baron Corbin for that). After The Chairman’s dual punishments, the behemoth astonishingly flipped the limo over completely. >The Monster Among Men was forced to leave Raw this past Monday night following his act of vehicular destruction, but what awaits Strowman this week? The Bobby Lashley era has begun >Lio Rush has yet another reason to sing the praises of Bobby Lashley now that “The All Mighty” is the bearer of the Intercontinental Championship after defeating Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins in a Triple Threat Match. Expect no small amount of celebratory posing when Lashley walks into Raw with the workhorse for the very first time.

>BREAKING: @JohnCena's status for this Sunday's Men's #RoyalRumble Match is in question following an injury he suffered last week on #RAW. https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1087494802055155712 >EXCLUSIVE: @JohnCena appears to have suffered an ankle injury last week on #RAW, now making his status for the Men's #RoyalRumble Match this Sunday questionable. https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1087496193356124160

>>133442 >inb4 it's a work

It's a SJW jerk off reel

>i never read the Bible of course jew didn't, Paul

did vince write this all himself or something

>>133451 top kek

what's popping niggas

>>133453 Not the ratings tonight, that's what

>>133453 APOLLO CREWWWWS

>>133454 >>133455 >crews vs lashley it's like the 2 doinks at mania ix

>>133456 Don't know what you're talking about, with the lights that low during their promo, all I could see was teeth.

>The Revival cutting a promo about them possibly leaving to go to AEW HAHAHA

So is Kenny gonna be at RR, isn't he?

>>133459 no it's all just grandstanding, he'll show up in AEW but tease going elsewhere just to build up hype for his AEW debut

>Corbin vs Elias no. 5264 this feud is as dead as Corbins hairline

>>133460 So what special person is going to make his appearance at the Rumble?

>>133461 Corbin is starting get boring as well.

>>133462 probably Gargano

Jesus how long are they gonna beat the dead horse with this Moment of Bliss shit

>>133466 Either until she can work again, or until the fans start giving her X-Pac heat.

>>133462 Velveeta Dream

>>133467 X-Pac heat would just encourage them to do it more. Only silence or Roman Reigns level nuclear heat would kill this segment.

now it's an every bitch on the roster comes out and cuts a bad promo segment

>>133470 True plus >30 Minutes Bathroom BREAK Rumble

WHAT IS THIS?

Oh boy Heavy Machinery debuts with a fucking squash match!

Lacy Evans and Bliss looking good tonight

>>133475 SHHHHHHHHHH! You will bring back the Bliss and Bailey fags back here again.

>Manly promos about steaks and weights >classic wrastlin fat fuck physique >NXT successful Yeah creative us gonna fuck this team up quick. it's sad because they seem like a decent tag team

>>133476 THOSE gayFAG BITCHES BETTER STAY GONE IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM

Remember when nxt call ups used to be exciting even if it was only for the one night debut pop?

>>133479 Yeah they fucked that up hard. Now people just expect the call ups the sick because of how they're booked

Revival buried even deeper, practically to China

Zack Ryder on Raw? what magic is this?

>>133481 Welp see ya guys at AEW.

>>133481 >buried to china >AEW specifically announces partnership with chinese wrestling promotion run by CIMA Go so far down you come out the other side on top

and another Raw dies in the gutter, starving for ravings and shuddering from the onset of a seizure

>>133485 So another Monday Night Raw…

>>133463 They don't do anything with him. Even the Authority 2.0 thing they did with him went nowhere.

<Damn Bobby >Calm down Renee you’re married wew

>"That was something I honestly bolieved in for a very long time," Balor began, "and I had pitched, and pitched, and pitched to a lot of different departments in WWE and it had been shot down, and shot down, and shot down, and it wasn't until Stephanie [McMahon] got wind of the idea that it all started to fall in to place. It's easier for a message to come down the line of command than it is to go up the line of command." >"That was something I've bolieved in for a very long time," Balor explained. "And obviously, the way it worked out, it was perfect timing that it just happened to be the biggest match of my career that I got to launch it. I think it was meant to be, I'm a big boliever in the universe and everything kinda working out exactly the way the way it was supposed to be. I'm sure if I had that idea like a year before, it would have been on RAW or a house show, or something, and me doing it at WrestleMania is even cooler." Finn Faglord officially confirmed. Also fuck Steph and her gay community agenda. https://w ww.wrestlinginc.com/news/2019/01/finn-balor-talks-wwe-originally-repeatedly-shooting-down-650039/

Viva La Mexico edition Mr. McMahon to moderate “The New” Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles’ face-to-face >Tensions between WWE Champion “The New” Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles have continued to escalate over the past several weeks, and now, with their WWE Title Match in sight, the two will meet face-to-face tonight with Mr. McMahon moderating. >With both Superstars having attacked each other in arena concourses over consecutive weeks, animosity is running at an all-time high in this incredibly personal rivalry. And now, with Mr. McMahon moderating, who only a few weeks ago urged The Phenomenal One to bring out “the real” AJ Styles, will matters boil over just five nights before they square off at Royal Rumble? Rey Mysterio and Andrade to collide in 2-out-of-3 Falls Match >In a match that had the entire WWE Universe captivated, Andrade was able to best Rey Mysterio in a thriller last week on SmackDown LIVE after Zelina Vega got involved. Now, the two Superstars are going to run it back in a match that will go a long way in proving who the better man is when they face off in a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match tonight on the blue brand. >Will Mysterio get the leg up on Andrade this time around? Or, will the surging Andrade take down The Greatest Mask of All Time again, seizing pivotal Royal Rumble momentum in the process? The Miz and Cesaro to battle with their partners in their corners five nights before Royal Rumble >Following the chaotic scene last week that saw The Miz and Sheamus’ one-on-one match conclude with both The Celtic Warrior and Cesaro being covered in cake, The A-Lister and Swiss Superman will battle just five nights before the Royal Rumble SmackDown Tag Team Championship clash between the two units. With both Shane McMahon and Sheamus in The Miz and Cesaro’s respective corners, who will obtain one final edge heading into the Royal Rumble event this Sunday? Naomi and Mandy Rose to square off >Mandy Rose sunk to new lows to embarrass Naomi last week on SmackDown LIVE, persuading both Naomi and her husband Jimmy Uso to a hotel room in a plan that ultimately resulted in Naomi being downed by The Golden Goddess, who escaped. >Looking to retaliate, Naomi will have a chance to regain some pride when she collides with Mandy tonight on SmackDown LIVE. Will Rose’s mind games continue to dim The Glow? https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1087851751632334848 Also Aiden English is going to be a guest commentator on 205 Live tonight for some reason. https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1087847417679106048

FIVE NIGHTS before royal rumble

Time for Red VS Blue

>>133507 Is it just me or is Mandy's face not pretty?

>catch the beginning >miss a bunch of it to do laundry >feel like I missed nothing That about right?

>>133509 Yep, only thing that's happened so far was Naomi VS Mandy, Mandy won. Miz and Shane VS The Bar right now.

wtf ali is cutting a based promo

>>133513 I know that was great

>>133508 Looks pretty bimboish also seems to follow this shitty trend of plumping up her lips. Not as bad as Carmella but the same kinda stuff.

WWE Star Roman Reigns Joins The Cast Of The Rock's Movie "Hobbs and Shaw" http://archive.fo/eVhQZ So if he's in good enough condition to star in a fast and furious movie then he could possibly be coming back to wrestling?

https://twitter.com/BunimMurray/status/1088948857889685504 https://www.bmpcasting.com/casting/sftnfs/

>>133535 Acting is a lower level than wrestling. I doubt it.

>>133508 Not anymore. God knows what kind of hormones she takes to get that big. It's making her man-ish.

>>133540 >Producers of Total Divas and Keeping up with the Kardashians Great credentials there. So basically Divas Search: Current Year edition? Or Tough Enough: wymyns only. >>133535 I'd watch this movie only if /wooo/ streams it and we can all shitpost about it.

>>133535 He'd have a stunt guy and special effects to cover everything remotely physically serious, so all he'd have to do is pretend to be someone else and read some lines. Much easier than even his shitty wrestling requires.

>>133542 I don't think it's the hormones or looking man-ish, I think it's too much following the mainstream beauty shit which right now is very niggerish.

Blazing a trail to Wrestlemania The Kingslayer celebrates Royal conquest >Ever the workhorse, Seth Rollins was the last man standing in the Men’s Royal Rumble Match, punching his ticket for a World Championship opportunity on The Grandest Stage of Them All, WrestleMania. Will The Architect vie for the red brand’s Universal Championship, currently in the hands of Brock Lesnar? Or will he look to compete for the WWE Championship currently held by “The New” Daniel Bryan? The “Rowdy” Road to WrestleMania >Despite absorbing excruciating punishment at the hands of Sasha Banks last night, Ronda Rousey is still the Raw Women’s Champion as The Road to WrestleMania gets underway. But who’s next for The Baddest Woman on the Planet? After all, the winner of the Women’s Royal Rumble Match was Stone Cold, whose scheduled battle with Rousey at Survivor Series was postponed when The Man wasn’t cleared to compete. Will Lynch finally make that match a reality by choosing to challenge for Rousey’s title, or does another challenge await The Rowdy One? The Beast triumphant >Finn Bálor brought the fight to Brock Lesnar, but the Universal Champion brought his F-5s, German suplexes and cinder-block fists. Despite everything The Extraordinary Man threw at The Beast Incarnate, Lesnar defeated his smaller-but-resilient challenger to retain his title. >It remains to be seen what championship 2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match winner Seth Rollins chooses for his WrestleMania match, but whether it’s The Kingslayer or another Raw Superstar, a new challenger will soon stand in the path of The Conqueror. Meanwhile, after absorbing incredible punishment at the hands of Lesnar, Bálor will likely look for a new route to The Show of Shows. Where will the new WWE Superstars wind up? >We’ve seen EC3, Lacey Evans, Heavy Machinery and Nikki Cross making appearances on both Raw and SmackDown LIVE in recent weeks, with no indication as to where these Superstars will end up in the long run. >Which of these NXT standouts will we see compete on Raw this week, and when will their brand alignment be set in stone?

>>134259 >Where will the new WWE Superstars wind up? My guesses: EC3 to RAM Lacey Evans to RAM Heavy Machinery to SD Nikki Cross to SD Lars to one of Shelby's therapy sessions then SD

>>134259 They're all going to be buried anyway. Also if they bring out all these NXT guys before Wrestlemania, are they going to bring in more after Mania like always as well? Already seeing the clusterfuck of most people not getting much screentime.

new faces maggle

>Nia Fats and Tamina come out and push around Dean afterward I'm about to turn this shit off already. Fuck this emasculating kike shit.

>>134359 Brilliant, right

Renee btfod.

>Bring out Booley and have to have her carry the match but Rhonda wins >Have to bring out Becky to drown out all the boos for Rousey The State of Raw's women's champion

>>134357 >Triple H Friendship regained with Rollins

>Balor hot off his biggest match in WWE goes back to his shit feud with Lashley Also at this rate I feel like we'll never get Lashley vs Lesnar. Maybe even after Mania, but they dropped the ball so hard on Lashley I wonder if it will even be as good as it could be anymore.

News floating all around is that Ambrose may be leaving WWE after Wrestlemania

the blue brand, The Man's brand What will be the fallout of Lynch’s WrestleMania challenge to Rousey? >The Man punched her ticket to WrestleMania in shocking fashion on Sunday night, taking an injured Lana’s spot in the Women’s Royal Rumble Match and going on to win the bout. >Stone Cold set the stage for The Show of Shows on Raw Monday night, officially challenging Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey. However, with 68 days left until WrestleMania, The Man may still have unfinished business on the blue brand, including Charlotte Flair, who is none too pleased that Lynch took what she bolieved was her Royal Rumble Match victory. Will anyone plan on making The Man’s Road to WrestleMania a rough one? Shane McMahon & The Miz to throw The Best Tag Team Celebration in The World >They’ve had less than a handful of matches as a team, but Shane McMahon & The Miz pulled off a huge upset at WWE Royal Rumble, dethroning The Bar to become SmackDown Tag Team Champions. >Though they celebrated plenty with The A-Lister’s father, George, on Sunday, the party will continue tonight, when the champions throw The Best Tag Team Celebration in The World. What do Shane-O-Mac & The Miz have planned for this shindig? Daniel Bryan vows to change the climate of WWE forever >One of the more shocking developments at WWE Royal Rumble came during the WWE Championship Match, when the monstrous Rowan arrived to help “The New” Daniel Bryan retain his title against AJ Styles, assisted with a post-match attack, then raised the champion’s arm in victory. >The titan was with Bryan at Raw last night while he awaited Seth Rollins’ WrestleMania decision. Now, Bryan is vowing to change the climate of WWE tonight on SmackDown LIVE. What do the WWE Champion and his new ally have planned? Who will step up to Asuka? >With The Man challenging for the red brand’s title, The Empress of Tomorrow will surely have no shortage of Superstars determined to try and knock her off her throne. Will anyone step up to call out Asuka? Can Rusev & Lana bounce back from a crushing Rumble? >WWE Royal Rumble turned out to be a very unhappy Rusev Day for The Bulgarian Brute and his wife, Lana. >During the Royal Rumble Kickoff, The Super Athlete inadvertently knocked his wife off the ring apron and to the arena floor, where she injured her ankle. While Rusev was focused on Lana, Shinsuke Nakamura clobbered him with a Kinshasa from behind to regain the United States Championship. >The bad tidings continued in the Women’s Royal Rumble Match, as Lana limped down the aisle, attempting to enter the match. Unfortunately, The Ravishing Russian’s injury would prevent her from even making it to the ring. That gave Stone Cold the opening she needed to enter and win the 30-Superstar over-the-top-rope battle. A distraught Lana bared her soul in a WWE.com Exclusive later that night, leaving the WWE Universe to wonder when things will start looking up for the couple. >Will this evening’s SmackDown LIVE be a happier Rusev Day for The Bulgarian Brute & Lana?

>>134416 WWE just confirmed it. Fuck, the Shield really is cursed. Only been back 5 months and the writing's on the wall. If not AEW, then where?

>>134421 GCW

>>134421 >Injure him >have Joe do some kayfabe thing that probably ended up making the injury worse >bring him back >have him want more as a story arc >immediately job him out to everyone I wonder why he's leaving.

I don't give a fuck about either of these women. The crowd havin such fun maggle is more entertaining than the product itself

BRUH

https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/1090409860385132544 >R-Truth is the new US Champion >Shinsuke Nakamura and Rusev are going to have a feud with the Good Brothers Good start to the show so far

>>133499 What a god damn disgusting faggot. Men who masturbate into each other's anuses deserve to be put to death publicly.

>mizdad Best SD episode ever

Sonya should get a new catchphrase because she actually looks good with her hair down.

>>134430 Ain't no catchphrase in the world that's gonna fix that busted ass nose bruh. Bitch looks like Sammy Davis Jr. fucked Enrique Iglesias.

>Daniel turns the old WWE strap into a hemp strap This is exactly what I wanted this gimmick to do.

>>134433 >PG Chamber Meh

>>134432 WWE is simply boring now I dont even watch the highlights on youtube. Heck I dont even feel like watching Wrestlemania 35 right now, the loooong shitshow that it will be.

>>134421 >Kushida leaving NJPW to likely go to NXT >Dean leaving WWE now to go to… I wouldn't mind seeing him in NJPW but unlikely he will.

That samoa joe promo though.

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>>135846 >bumping the january thread to attempt english and fail miserably wew lad