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We live in a world where even kings have vices... Boliever 08/26/2017 (Sat) 08:51:50 Id: 792807 No. 75442
DRESSED TO THE NINES EYEPATCH WEARIN' FULL ON THE BANDANA ALL THE GIRLIES BE STARIN' MCGRIDDLES FROM JAPANESE MCDONALDS SUPER EARLY IN THE MORNING Post your favorite wrestling themes that are so bad that they are good.
as a kid, I was annoyed that the singing in this only started two seconds before Kane's entrance ended
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>so bad that they are good
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:^)
>>75464 It's like someone did this to the american alpha theme.
>>75464 >Jason Angle's theme no thanks
The classic
OH MY GOSH
Future 205 Live legend
>>75468 still not as bad as David Flair
>>75453 That's bretty gud
Rockys music is preddy gud
>>75479 t. the rocky romero johnson
>>75467 >not liking the best PS1 midi theme song ever composed in the current year
GOAT theme
>>75558 I don't want to like this emo shit or that fuckhead taichi but I can't stop listening to this. Send help.
All rise for the national anthem of /wooo/
So wait is this thread just for themes you like now, or is it still for "so bad it's good" themes? Either way this one grew on me pretty quickly.
I actually like this one. On another note, honestly, how can you not respect James Ellsworth? He's a wrestling fan's dream come true. >1K dislikes Lol marks. It's amazing how many people he's triggered. Actually seems like a decent heel.
>>75880 They probably don't understand that his spot is comedic heel manager. They probably actually thought when he was signed that he would have regular matches. Definitely respect him. He was just some jabronie but now he's making bank working the crowd. Dude can cut a better promo than Corbin or Reigns (not that that's a huge feat but if you look at the dude you'd expect him to be nervous as fuck but he can handle himself in front of huge crowds surprisingly well)
I like to think the choral pinto is actually a calm "reeeeeeeeeeee". Don't really like the first guitar riff but that second part at 0:25 is sick IMO.
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>>75603 Embrace it anon
>>75453 >>75558 Why does taichi get such wacky, but such brilliant themes.
OH MY GOSH
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>>75880 >>75882 I guarantee I could cut a better promo than Memesworth. Working massive crowds is much easier than working nightclub/bar or even small theater/event sized ones. The more intimate the setting the higher the pressure and the closer you are to the people you are interacting with. The fact that so much of the current WWE talent can't talk for shit is indicative of how lacking their roster really is. It's really not hard to rile up an arena full of people, especially as "the bad guy." You don't even have to actually look at anyone in the eyes while you do it. It's like talking to a camera.
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>>76266 THAT SHIT IS NICE
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>>76308 oh hell yes
>>75444 the king of kinda shitty catchy themes
>>76637 Eviru's theme is good though
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>>76308 Goddamn, that one slipped under my radar. That is some of the most catchy Kid Rock dog shit I've heard in a while. Brings me right back to high school.
>>76797 The worst thing about that theme is that it's just a 30 second loop.
>>76797 >>76804 TNA instrumental theme also sounded more majestic too, fit him well. Lyrics one is also really raw.
DUN. DA DUN DUN.
Hey bro Nikki Cross has her own theme besides her super babyface first pre-sanity one
>>75558 >Looked up for the lyrics >it's emo beyond belief
>>76955 Well, Taichi looks super emo.
>>76918 OP here, I know this isn't a theme, but since you linked Nikki's music I am taking the opportunity. Embed related is a recent interview with Nikki that shows why although she doesn't hardly any attention here on /wooo/ she is definitely Best Girl by far. I hope to see her take the belt from one of the Horsefaces some day.
>>76804 >The worst thing about that theme is that it's just a 30 second loop. It's 1 min and 14 secs actually. :^)
>>77004 tl;dw
>>77004 Nikki is best girl, she seems really passionate and humble about what she does plus she's actually a good character worker and seller. If I ever saw her on the street I'd tell her how good of a job she does, but secretly I'd wanna just ask her to marry me. Sure it's weird, but girls who give a shit about something is my only turn on now, so I think it'd work out best.
>>77004 >she doesn't hardly any attention here on /wooo/ Good, don't need more waifushit here. She's definitely great, one of the few women I enjoy watching in a match.
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>>76955 You don't say…
WONDERFUUUUUUL
Speaking of emo
>>77004 Have this gem
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>>77033 >girls who give a shit about something is my only turn on now iktf brother
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>>77128 >>77033 >girls who give a shit about something is my only turn on now >Finding new fetishes on /wooo/ This is good, yes, thanks.
>>77153 I don't that's why I wouldn't. Well I guess I do have connections to some saudi money but it's not direct enough to warrant a "celebrity" girl wanting me.
>>77344 >I do have connections to some saudi money but it's not direct enough to warrant a "celebrity" girl wanting me storytiem?
>>77357 sure why not >Uncles' an elevator salesman for years, think nothing of it >go online one day to see a picture of him surrounded by a bunch of saudi princes laughing >look more into his profile and there's pictures of him on the top floor of the burj khalifa in dubai >turns out he made the sale for the elevators in the biggest building in the world >he moves to a modest mansion in florida a couple months later >went to his sons wedding a few years after and he's marrying into an uber old money family >Uncle's company is literally developing willy wonka elevators and he's already making millions selling them to people Shit's crazy but I ain't seeing any of that money unless that whole family dies.
>I CAME TO THE BIG SHOW gets me everytime
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>>77634 That's utter dogshit.
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>>77634 >No tag team with him and Orlando Jordan
>>77639 Is that Miami Jones?
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>>77634
>>77827 everything went better than expected, huh?
>>77639 Isn't that JBL's fuckbuddy?
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ENGLIIISH
The Money Come
>>78266 W H O
>>78267 He did it once, he did it twice, it ain't his last one. He's the GOAT. NXT dude transitioning from being a jobber to possibly being a lower midcard guy
I want to see these fuckers pun intended back this Tuesday. Or just send them to NXT where their theme will get them over as fuck, and maybe Maria can wrestle.
The vocals are weird but they grew on me.
as a kid I was obsessed with this. had it on repeat in my stereo for hours on end.
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>>78291 Without Maria soon, wonder what Mike will even do, as it is he doesn't do anything.
>>79044 >Bryan's daughter Birdie Joe >King Maxel >King Maxel's soon to be born brother >Miz & Maryse's baby >Mike and Maria's baby What's up with all these wrestling babies being conceived now?
>>79044 how narcissistic do you have to be to think that "the universe" gives a shit about one human couple?
>>79051 get worked, NERD
>>79044 >get announced >nobody gives a shit >not even when you repeatedly beat Sami Zayne using wife interference >literally fucking who >it's the smackdown version of Miz and Maryse, including being lamer >nobody but whatcuckture-tire smarks cares about them being gone >>79045 What happened 8-9 months ago?
>>79044 Oddly liked his tna theme
It's like a SNES era Final Fantasy game boss battle theme.
It works everyone into a shoot as soon as it starts playing.
nxt legend
reviving this thread with some more ching chong
>>98594 Music video with Taij
>>98622 Fuck forgot link
>>75558 >taichi's theme is 'unavailable' on youtube FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK Its the greatest theme in wrestling dammit.
>>98624 try googling bro
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>>98624 Oye oye, instead of listening to an illegal copy of youtube how about you support NJPW and Taichi by buying the song on you preferred device? >>98671 REPORTED

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>>98671 Thanks bro, got a bit worried there. Suzuki gun have the best themes in wrasslin and if yall dont sing along to taichis song yall aint a true nujapan fan. >>98682 youtube to mp3 to the rescue! not missing out on this jam again, going straight in the guilty pleasure playlist with evirus original song >>75444
>>98624 >midi guitars
IN NINETEEN SIXTYONE
FIVE
JIMMY FUCKIN HAVOC what is he up to nowadays anyway? i only really gained interest in him from the CZW tournament of death
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>>101723 He's right, gnarly.
Summer Rae's NXT theme was lit
HUNGMAN
Shayna a cute
>>105472 >5:28 >it's literally the same 30 seconds looped CheapFO$ is pure shit.
>DELETE and reupload the theme over a minor name rebrand for the wrestler >upload a mono version instead
>>105528 I'm surprised they kept the chiptune shit after he turned heel and stopped making videogame references in every promo. His CWC theme was better anyway
Seff's theme is pretty good.
>>111719 What the fuck, that's not the URL I copied.
>>1117219 wew >>111720 Man those vocals are horrid
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>>111720 >>111723 Actually fuck, after having actually seen the lyrics I retract my statement. Fucking commies shitting up music as always.
WADDUP BOOM
OH SHIT
>>112561 comfy
>>112565 CIVIL AS FUCK
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BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH BAHH, BAHH BAHH BAHH
WAKARUKA ORE NO CHIKARA
>>112827 I'll give you 10 10. Run DMC "The Kings" - DX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrVxn5-Stg 9. Our Lady Peace "Whatever" - Chris Benoit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMYJH1URRGs 8. 12 Stones "We Are One" - The Nexus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvcIURRYFo 7. t.A.T.u "All The Things She Said" - Victoria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4zrvpOM_50 6. Shamen's Harvest "BROKEN Dreams" - Drew McIntyre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxGB0dC4Ceg 5. Living Colour "Cult of Personality" - CM Punk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq4Lbe_Vl5w 4. Disturbed "Glass Shatters" Steve Austin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOsqdghHcIk 3. Mercy Drive "Memories" - Maven Alternate theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VjU4PaP7g 2. Waterproof Blonde "Close Your Eyes" - Christian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7coTvSyPgfM 1. Alter Bridge "Metalingus" - Edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPl3C7zt7Tc
>>112827 This is my current favs. 5. Undisputed Club https://youtu.be/W7k1fhZu7TQ 4. Bullet Club https://youtu.be/kmzY7XPl_ww 3. WWE Styles https://youtu.be/Lvsydl-Zwvc 2. Switchblade https://youtu.be/gVj5BXF5ZUo 1. Taichi https://youtu.be/8igbvXqE6sc
>>113114 Pretty good 10. "The Bionic Redneck" - Stone Cold Steve Austin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH2WTOLdavM 9. Stereomud "End of Everything" - Raven https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAPW4RFXYkQ 8. Cypress Hill "Just Another Victim" - Tazz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JviMje1MvbE 7. James Grundler "BREAK the Walls Down" - Chris Jericho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DljWYqltPc 6. Rob Zombie "Never Gonna Stop" - Edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB2gdIthdFc 5. Motorhead "King of Kings" - Triple H https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH2mf_DFxeM 4. "My Time/Higher Brain Pattern" - Triple H https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mOJGQp6JtM 3. "Darkside/Ministry of Darkness" - The Undertaker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9v1Qe5s5qM 2. Jimi Hendrix "Voodoo Chile" - Hollywood Hulk Hogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY 1. "Hitman" - Bret Hart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zynz3S60esQ
[Verse 1] I thought this day would come I have not left. I have remained This isn't about the politics I have taken everything you have wanted You finally understand that questioning is stupid Because there is not one person in this world who can understand [Chorus] Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? I am the best! [Verse 2] Good luck trying to get by me You're scared. Okay, it'll be all over in one hit I will BREAK and destroy you, welcome to your nightmare I will decide your fate Escape is meaningless, so try to run away I will always find you I will hand you over to your God, without fail Now, I've found you [Chorus] Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? It's my strength Do you understand? I am the best!
CheapFO$ "30 second loops extended for 5 minutes" standard MO aside, Jewlak's heel theme isn't bad.
Baron Corbin's theme sounds pretty dank when you turn on surround effects in your soundcard.
>>113150 Am I an autist or does this song remind anyone else of the rap sections of the first Initial D ED?
>just WAR
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>>116962 I did not expect that. Dude has a better theme than most WWE talent.
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>>116962 >Mauro's theme is top notch I expected nothing less from based RoLo.
>>116962 I'm so confused. Why does mauro ronaldo have theme, let alone one that's not a 5 second loop?
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
>>117036 He's getting a documentary made about him.
>still no official upload of B-Team theme Oh well, at least we have hardcore Bolievers making custom titantrons with the song it seemingly rips off
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP
>kona reeves theme >yet still no b-team theme uploaded kona be ballin tho
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>>120438 OP here. This is a pro-Mandy thread. She's deliciously golden like late night nip McGriddles.
This ended up being the good themes thread instead of so bad they're good themes, so I'll post the best one.
>>120440 Aw yeah
>>120587 >-Feet Fuck off footfag, we're full. Can't you just be fucking normal for one goddamn minute? You ruin everything. Keep your shit to yourself, you degenerate nigger.
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>>120589 >Can't you just be fucking normal for one goddamn minute? 'fraid not, we have different definitions of normal. >You ruin everything. Really now, on a site with ponycucks, leftypol and people who are so pathetic they fall in love with drawings. But feet is just going too far right? You probably like it and hate yourself for it
>>120693 >we have different definitions of normal How very jewish of you. >Really now, on a site with ponycucks, leftypol and people who are so pathetic they fall in love with drawings. >But feet is just going too far right? It's all the same disgusting perverted shit to me. It's all ovenworthy. >You probably like it and hate yourself for it Don't project your degeneracy on me, nigger.
>new wwe music uploads 2-6 days ago >STILL NO B-TEAM >every new upload (besides mandy and lashley) is a theme that's been around for years Fuck it, posting Mandy's theme because she's hot. Her theme is pretty chill too.
>>120700 Her theme was the last one posted nigger why would you post it again? Come on now. Also start using hooktube ffs.
>>120693 I can confirm by post history but won't post because that's gay shit that you're one of the horsefuckers on this board, booleyfag. >>120700 >Golden Goddess They're really going for this gimmick, aren't they? Inb4 FIVE YEARS crew completely botches the concept of pairing her with Goldust Notice how they haven't done that since MMC? to make the most of the gold gimmick.
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>>120738 >booleyfag is also a ponyfag Why am I not surprised one bit?
>>120738 >Rubbing the ponycuckery on me nah that's only you >Won't post "evidence" Mhm, you counterfeit son of a bitch you
>>120731 I didn't see it posted before until it was too late and there's no post deletion. Also no one uses hooktube, it's just wrestling themes, not some kike shit we shouldn't be giving views to. If you're that autistic about giving views though, just right click, copy the youtube link and replace you with hook. Simple.
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>>120741 Before your IP cycled, you, the one and only booleyfag here, admitted to having watched and enjoyed the show in the past, and that's not a ride you can ever get off.
OFFICIAL RELEASE BOLIEVE IN THE B-TEAM DO IT RIGHT NOW
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>>121425 Hey, that's pretty good. Pretty heavy on the CheapFO$ style "30 second loop played for 5 minutes" but the song is good.
>>121425 I BOLIEVE IN THE NEW TAG CHAMPS BABY!
>This hasn't been posted yet
Ishii's dubbed theme which he had before 2016
KAZE NI NARE
Jazzy Tranquilo version of Stardust
TNA Okato > Ballonmaker Midkada
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>>129135 He still had that goofy smile with him
>>129478 Remember when WWE used to make titantrons instead of just flashing the wrestler's logo?
>Hanas new theme
its a bit better when its in an arena where you cant make the lyrics


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