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RAM 2/5 DELETION Chamber edition Boliever 02/05/2018 (Mon) 21:27:16 Id: bcc454 No. 97072
WWE Raw preview, Feb. 5, 2018: Who will qualify for the Men's Elimination Chamber Match? Live on Raw, Roman Reigns battles Bray Wyatt for the right to enter the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match, with the winner of that grueling contest going on to battle Universal Champion Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania. >Reigns battles Wyatt in Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match Last week, three hard-hitting Qualifying Matches determined that Braun Strowman, Elias and John Cena would compete in the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match on Sunday, Feb. 25, with the winner of that hellacious bout going on to challenge Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship at The Showcase of the Immortals, WrestleMania. However, there are three slots left in the match, and WWE.com can now confirm that Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt will clash one-on-one on Raw for the right to enter the structure, where WrestleMania glory will be on the line. Gee, I wonder who will win this one. Also, so much for the Bray vs BROKEN Matt feud. <Which Superstars will compete in the first-ever Women’s Elimination Chamber Match? (((HISTORIC WYMYNS ELIMINATION CHAMBER))) WITH STEPHANIE MCMAHON ON COMMENTARY MAGGLE Asuka defeated Botcha Banks in an autistic matchup this past Monday night. And while the entire WWE Universe awaits the 2018 Women’s Royal Rumble Match winner’s decision as to which title she will challenge for at WrestleMania, the Raw Women’s division shifts its focus to Sunday, Feb. 25, when the first Women’s Elimination Chamber Match in history is waged for the Raw Women’s Championship. We already know that Little Miss Bliss will be entering the formidable structure to defend her prize, but who else is going in? Look for female Superstars to be confirmed tonight for this anticipated and history-making match. >wymyn's title is going to be a fatal six way >What’s next for The Miz? With a little help from his co-stars, The Miztourage, The Miz defeated Roman Reigns in their Intercontinental Title rematch this past Monday night on Raw. This brings The A-Lister that much closer to walking under the bright lights of WrestleMania with Team Red’s workhorse championship around his waist. Now that The [LOUD BOOING] has been turned back, will we see a new challenger step up to the “must-see” Intercontinental Champion? We’ll find out on Raw. >The Bar is raised After Ja[LOUD BOOING]an’s injury transformed Royal Rumble’s Raw Tag Team Championship bout into a glorified 2-on-1 Handicap Match, Cesaro & Sheamus defeated Seth Rollins and the “gold-blooded” son of Kurt Angle to become four-time champions. After the brawlers put away Titus Worldwide the following night on Raw, all eyes are on The Celtic Warrior and The Swiss Cyborg as they once again rule over Team Red’s tandem division. Can Cesaro & Sheamus walk into WrestleMania with the Raw Tag Team Titles? >“Top Guys” finally live up to their nickname Injuries have plagued The Revival and fucked all their pushes since their debut on Raw last year, but Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder finally seem to be clicking like the “old-school” teams they emulate, picking up back-to-back victories over Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (JUST) and Heath Slater & Rhyno (JOB) on the Royal Rumble Kickoff and Raw, respectively. (MY SHIT UP) Who will get a wrestling history lesson from these throwbacks this week? Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!
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>Reigns battles Wyatt in Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match >Won the title in it last year >This year won't even qualify
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RAW IS BAELIAS
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I just remember that since the superbowl is over HHH is finally going to comeback and continue the angle he started months ago at the survivor series.
>>97079 >at the survivor series IT'S ALSO THE ONLY TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE RAW AND SMACKDOWN FACE OFF IN DIRECT COMPETITION
Reminder that Booker actually got kicked off commentary because he was getting so worked, people in the back thought he was going to legitimately beat Graves
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>>97081 You're the one who got worked
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JUST
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>>97076 WHO WANTS TO JOB WITH BOOLIAS
>>97081 Spoiler alert: He was
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>>97081 i heard corey was gonna get these hands if booker caught him on the street. miss him already ;_;
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>>97088 Don't bully my sis!
>>97088 >>97083 Reminder that Bay ley was a more believable champ that than fucking midget who hasn't defended in 5000 years
>>97091 nope
>>97087 And Corey's side.
>>97078 >running 2k18 in PS2 mode >>97088 >to job to on
>>97094 >running 2k18 in PS2 mode Lol the graphics are maxed dummy
aj styles
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>This Week covered Botcha Banks on Mtv <Nothing, but Botcha and her "MUH PROGRESSIVE BLM" Holy shit, did Mtv go full sjw
WRESSTTTTLLLINNNGGG NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT!!! GET HYPPPPPEEEEE, MUTHAFUUU…n…no throat shots tonite, r…right, lads?
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>>97098 >did Mtv go full sjw Yep, didn't you see "Dear White People"?
>>97097 This is how you don't sell yourself as a wrestler.
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>I didn't see it, but I'l admit it was AWESOME! Lol wtf?!
>>97101 Neither by being 100lbs and 3 foot tall
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>>97097 What extremely shitty optics. You'd think someone behind the scenes would have the sense to say no, we shouldn't put this out.
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>>97093 >>97087 >booker has fun with the whole thing and is the best part of commentary <but numale soycuck FAGGOT Graves feels scared and gets him kicked off
>>97106 Corey dindu nuffin, is was the fags backstage
>>97106 >Being a mumbling mess is good commentary
>>97095 False. t. has the game >>97098 Welcome to at least 3 years ago. >>97099 At least three of them. t. knower

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ETERNAL UNDERDOG MAGGLE SURELY BOOLEY WILL GET THE BIG WIN TONIGHT
Bray is laughing, but deep inside he's crying how THE [LOUD BOOING] will bury him. >MUH DESTINY Yea, your destiny to eat pins.
>I see him for what he truly his Yea, the shovel who will bury you >I'm happy to oblige Okay, fam
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BRAY VS HARDY FEUD
>Roman blatantly reading a script
>>97116 Dunn is going full ham on muting and editing
ramen squashing bork at wrestlemania 144% chance of happenin
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IIIOOOWAAA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo —- [muted]
F to pay respect to Bray
was saving for smarkdown but corey is on raw commentary too >"LOOK AT THIS DERELICT" derelict the new nigger?
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>>97110 >False. >t. has the game Dunno what to tell you. I have the settings max'd on PC. I turned off motion blur though, maybe that's why it looks different to you.
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Ramen is so bad they have to put him in the first match to keep people.
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>>97124 THE BIG DANG
>>97115 5 YEARS shat the bed, turned the whole thing into a joke, and they bailed on it.
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>it's a "guy looks strong at the start but the other guy will win in the end after magically gaining the upper hand during the commercial" episode
>>97122 Hmm, that seemed intentional. I wonder if Big E did that because he's #TeamBooker. When did this happen?
When the fuck did Matt go from an ominous, eccentric mad prophet type to a grinning retard. Jesus Fucking Christ, (((5 years crew))), can you just not be you, for like one fucking second.
>>97130 this is what you wanted.
>it's a "choose between taimafaggot switching to shitty meme videos and fucking up the stream every ad or taimafaggot switching to gay kpop every ad" episode
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D…Did Bray just stroke his face against Reigns'?
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>booleyfag btfo again
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>>97132 The one you posted is good though
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>>97132 my /woooalt/ is just playing shitty american ads and not changing to nice nujapan memes
>>97138 go to /wooo/ tonight brother hh
>ENDLESS RIVALRY LIKE BATMAN AND JOKER <Only fought once or twice a year <[LOUD BOOING] WINS LOL Shut the fuck up.
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>kicks out of sister abigail
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>Bray in complete disbelief >Audience has seen people kick out of Abigail time and again, just kinda shrugs it off
>EVERYONE IS SAYING THIS IS AWESOME <Crowd looks dead and disappointed It hurts to hear the commentary
REIGNS KICKS OUT OF THE BLADE RUNNER
Am I the only one who realized Dunn is now throwing in "This is awesome!" chants in Ramen matches? No way in hell did that sound natural at all.
>>97139 nah woooalt is fine for me and all the coolbois hang here, my stream isnt cutting out due to user lag
>>97145 I wouldn't put it past the crowd to chant that shit any time someone kicks out of a finisher honestly
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>Naomi will never playfully bite at your cheek in a promo, then follow you home and let you stick it in her pooper. Hurts a lil, keep it 1000 fam.
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whoa guys its naomi
>>97148 Funny way to spell Mandy Rose
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Well that match was pure shit. >fast twist around and mash head face-first into the mat = not protected, does nothing, kickout easily like it's a generic single suplex >a fucking football tackle = SPEAR INSTANT WIN MAGGLE GOES CRAZY >>97139 You mean /woooalt/ isn't changing to gaypop or meme videos and just showing the show? Might have to switch over.
>>97151 i know im just keeping kayfabe brother hh
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>Mandy Rose <Cuz Jobber Fox got hurt Well…I guess her carerer's over, huh?
>>97149 This lady needs a big asian cock.
>>97154 Meant to type "paired with Gold Dust"
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>>97153 Oh, sorry for being a smark. HH
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>>97155 >Trying to rice mah perfect jelly butt waifu Fight you m8, swear on me mum.
>>97154 And I guess Gold Dust is a heel now?
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>>97108 >comedy and commentary that is actually anything other than just generic shit Vince and Dunn shout into the headset = bumbling mess
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>jobber entrance for the JUST club
>>97158 I'll kung fu your ass, fam.
>>97160 <MMMMMM THISH KEED AINT GOT IT MMMMMMMMMMM GOOODT
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>the injured crew is going to beat the club again
nice to see the balorllet club together
G1 finalist Karl Anderson
>Karl is chosen Whoa he's definitely not just eating the pin
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>picking the g12012 finalist karl anderson balor clob winnin'
THE F PILL
>Finns tights riding up his cheeks
Karl sounds like Yano
>HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YA!
>anderson still uses the corner HIII-YA kick from njpw i missed karl on tv
WE JOB HARD ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
>Luke gets cucked out of doing the raised hand two-sweet
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>men have to do qualifier matches for the qualifier match >wymyn just get in via announcement
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>Dunn has to pipe in fake applause for booley >booley's "friend" botcha refuses to help her
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>Determined Baylεy Atta girl!
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIII YAAAA >booleys friendship with botcha is falling apart
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>>97180 Ready to watch her lose again?
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booley heel turn after getting squashed by asska tonight boys
>Everyone talked about the Cruiserweight Division Yea, how much it sucked dick
>>97184 Enzo, stop posting please.
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Drake >MAVERICK
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>>97182 At least she does something, that fucking midget never defends her title.
>luchas vs NXT cuck tomorrow wew
>>97188 Dubs confirm your butthurt.
>Kushida not in this tournament
Cedric could be a big star, he's got the look, he's got the moves, but his personality is like a void. I don't know who he is.
>the team that wasn't previously connected to enzo is the one that wins Wow, so unexpected.
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>>97185 How ya doin?
Sami Zain Vs Kevin Owens, again…
>>97194 Rape is not a sin
>>97192 Who actually has a likable personality in the Loserweight Division?
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>>97191 WHATS ERIC ARNDT DOING IN THE BOSJ ZONE?
>>97197 Enzo and Gulak are the only ones that have personalities.
>>97199 > and Gulak are the only ones that have personalities. Who and Gulak? Why'd you put a blank space before the "and".
>>97199 Yea, but only one of them has a job in the WWE now.
>>97200 NERD
>woooalt has a clearly lower bitrate stream with Mixed Match Challenge-tier audio >keeps freezing unlike the wooomain stream At least no bad memes.
>>97197 Mirada Ali Cendrick Alexander Gran Metalik The guy of power point The Chinese guy how screeching yah Lince The London men And the heavy metal guy
>Kurt botches the ppv name kek
bliss retaining brother hh
>niggers gonna hug The absolute state of booley. >at the dubbabee elimination chamber
Big and sweaty Brawn Strowman Cock
ANGLE IS FUCKING BLITZED Beginning of the end of his tenure right thurr, lads.
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oh look at the time its goddess o'clock
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>Cena wins
>alexa's being the whiny feminist cuck Dropped.
>Alexa "FemFreq" Bliss >Thinks she's on Brocks level This bitch making me laugh
>>97213 She's taking advantage of Kurt's fear of Steph brother hh
>crowd goes wild >Dunn keeps their volume down
Alexa Bliss = Brock Lesnar Alexa Bliss = the guy who BREAK the streak
>alexa >SHORT end of the stick
>>97217 Alexa Bliss = The Autistic man who BROKE a streak
>Tfw no Cena vs Hogan
The Miz is going to win anyway
>Miz vs >jobber crews Gee, I wonder who wins.
>>97222 (Checked) >222 >2 rhymes with crew >the plural of crew is crews Crews winning confirmed
>>97222 Wait a minute, why a intercontinental champion is going to participate for the wwe championship?, And why nobody wants to fight for the intercontinental championship?
>black history month DAS RITE
>cultmarx horseshit FUCK OFF
>Black people rights Oh god dammed, how I hate this generation.
From far and wide And light years away Cast from the shadows Now light my way Fallen idols Scream yesterday Your kings and your queens Hit the ground like rain From far and wide And light years away The one force of nature They call by name I came from tomorrow to take back today I am the future
Cute face and cute charisma vs good ass
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>>97226 >>97227 ayo DA FUK U JUS SAY
>>97224 To become a dual champion ofcourse
>>97230 Beat that night ass
either alexa going over at mania or they tryna pull an underdog story with booley at mania >>97222 HOL UP ITS DERELICT HISTORY MONTH SUCKA NO WHYTE MAN GOIN OVER A BROTHER THIS MONTH *smacks lips*
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>>97226 >>97227 you must wanna die huwhite boi
THE THICCNESS OF TOMORROW THE EMPRESS OF THE THICCNESS
>fake cheers for Balyey LOL
Booley BTFOing incoming.
I wanna have sex whit Asuka
Booley is going to cry
>>97239 me to budy
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i pray for a booley heel turn for a heeley vs faceasska at wrestlemaniakingdom
>>97239 >>97242 What do you think she's like in bed, lads? Quiet and submissive or aggressive and rough. Do you think she moans a lot like the girls in jporn?
>>97245 She likes getting beat up
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>state of booleyfags https://archive.fo/CMyGU
>that face of defeat
>97245 Probably quiet but you'll have to ask Suzuki for the details
>WYMNZ REVLUCN IS GROWIN <Botcha still sucks <More than half of them are buried <The Bellas almost took over Whatever
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>>97248 >squatting
>>97245 She uses a thong outside of he's wrestling clothes, god he's not as he'll and cute like a cat. I thing he is aggressive and I love it.
>>97247 Nu-male club
>>97247 >Implying you can't find the same thing for Alexafags
>>97247 >Just hugs
>>97246 >>97249 >mfw she booked this match
>booley's actually winning
No, seriously why Asuka uses a thong?
>>97257 She was allowed to get some offense in during the commercials
>>97246 I've seen this before and i'm still not sure what the actual fuck. Was this a work? It looks kinda personal.
>>97249 >looks like mods killed my post Wh..What? I thought it was a genuine question. I'm among lads, aren't I? Eh, well…
Booley botch
>>97261 No they didnt. I didnt put 2 >> by accident. My bad
>>97263 >being this much of a NERD
Its the same move of Alberto del Rio
BOOLEY BTFO AGAIN
>>97260 Suzuki was one of her inspirations to get into wrestling. She probably enjoyed getting beat up by him.
>>97267 What a masochist
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>>97251 AH NUU CHEKKI Booley IV DAMKE >>97256 suzuki was ready for asuka >>97260 its a work bro hh. she was slapping and spitting on him during the match and noselling him so he fucked her up. 5 star match imo
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JUST
BOOLEYFAG ON SUICIDE WATCH
Another fight of the bar vs rollings and loud booing
>>97272 >no booker to mark out What's the point
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>NO BOOLEY HEEL TURN wasted
>>97260 They probably used to do a lot worse when they're in a room.
>Chocolate whit artificial coloring
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Good think the midget is confirmed to lose
>>97276 Don't forget the soy.
>>97274 Sasha will probably be the one going heel while booley gets buried deeper
I'M GAY FOR PAY
>>97280 I am a trap for the fap
Cool, I'll have to run a virus scan now because woooalt switched to a malware stream that opens shit when you try to fullscreen. Faggots.
>woooalt >refresh to catchup live >it changes to KPOP woooalt the frick is this crap
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>>97283 Stay on maintube you nerd >b-but muh meme videos better than commercials
>Miz and Mrs. Bretty gud, tbh.
>>97285 >>>97283 (You) >Stay on maintube you nerd >>b-but muh meme videos >better than commercials Wrong. Fucking up and wasting data for stoner memes is cancer.
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>>97287 Stop living in a shithole state then
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APOLLO GOING OVER FOR KANG HISTORY MONTH
>>97289 best talker in wwe history fite me attitude fags
Danny de vitto, THE TRASHMAN.
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>>97293 >WWE
>woomain is cucknadian wew
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What is the gimmick of Apollo cruise?
>topical stock market jokes This is what they replaced booker for.
>>97300 Stop posting Booker
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What is spoilerfag posting?
>>97303 DEEP DARK FANTASIES
>>97303 Black dicks
BIG DAWG IN A BIG MANBUN
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>>97293 >posting indie darlings disqualified
>Roman Reigns Oh god why?
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https://twitter.com/ApolloCrews/status/301893060860727296
>>97302 That nigger's qt, no homo
Sooo, no truth to the Sheamus career ending illness rumor?
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>>97312 What happened?
BUTTROCK IT DOWN Mehmana mana mana
>The same pants
Tas theme slowed down
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>>97314 shameful still has many more accomplishments to get
>inb4 jordan costs shield the match
>>97315 He's talking about *insert your wrestlefu*
Those flame tights are an eyesore
>>97322 BURN IT DOWN!!!1!1!
>>97323 What is he burning down?
>still booing roman when he's doing SHIELD stuff
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>>97325 WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END, DAMMIT?!
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Roman (((Reigns))) hasn't held the RAW tag titles yet time to increase his legacy >>97324 crosses on derelict's lawns
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>>97325 >>97328 PUT THEM IN SHIELD GEAR DAMMIT
Reigns always has that tired look when he wrestles
>Jordan interferes again >it isn't an immediate loss Could they be doing it?
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>claudio still hasnt got his teef fixed y tho
>noodleman is throwing Jason out >on a night he actually just helped Shield BREAKup soon?
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>Sheamus' mohawk can surviving a fucking nuclear blast. >Dolph Ziggler's hair taps out in 2 punches.
>jordan cost them the match whoa surprising
>Ja[LOUD BOOING]an causes a DQ loss Nevermind.
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Imagine if Booker was on commentary right now
>>97339 >Wanting more incoherent mumbling
>>97334 >Shield BREAK up Dean is injured. The shiekd reunion ended before it properly took off when roman got the mumps. Total disaster.
>winner enters elimination chamber last >elias wins >plays guitar all match in cell inb4 cenawinslol
>>97342 I would take cenawinslol over romanwinslol and #4WMmaineventsinarow
>Ja[LOUD BOOING]an costs a team the final championship match they can have before falling to Heath Slater+Rhyno levels <but seff is out of line >Nia fats comes out now
Lets go jobber
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God I want Nia to sit on my face
>anonymous jobbers for wymyn squash matches get named
>barely above booley level promo.mp4
>>97138 That's definitely a jew.
Sonya looking real CUTE
>another wymyn's match 3 minute main event confirmed.
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>jobbie james actually won for once Now that's actually surprising.
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>>97354 Even the site dislikes the jewish midget
>>97349 Rosenberg said on his podcast he talked her into getting a 23 and me and it came back definitive– yep she's jewish.
>>97355 >booleyfag is still crying kek Also >just over 100 replies Is RAM dying like smackdown?
>>97356 > Everyone on 23 and me comes back jewish <I wonder who could be behind this
>>97357 It's all fuel on the journey brother >100 It's nearly at 300 you dumb redneck
>>97356 >23andme >one of the sites that intentionally adds nigger and kike to results to fuck up reality and shit on whites >>>/jidf/
>>97355 No she has a 7285789245031056% perchances peresenct chanse of winnin' at Elimination Sacrifice
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>not knowing kaufmans are honorary aryans thanks to andy
>>97356 Show the results or source then faggot
>>97359 Onmichan app said 100 but whatever, I'm barely paying attention to most of this. Plus you lost. :^)
>>97360 Yeah, I know, 23 and me is kiked up so definitely grain of salt. But… I mean, Kaufman, and that schnoz. And well, Rosenberg actually works for the show now; I doubt he'd go around spreading shit like this if it wasn't true. >>97363 Cheap Heat podcast, can't remember the episode. Sometime around October last year maybe.
>>97364 You'll lose on the Grandest Stage of Them All™
WALK WITH ELIAS Drifter Sandow is so over
>>97365 >that schnozz <she doesn't have a jew nose >booleyfag is THIS desperate
>>97367 >jobber in nxt <rising star on RAW Thank you based Vince
>>97365 Rosenberg >The Jew <Out Greatest Ally Would surely never lie.
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>>97368 >Alexa >doesn't have a schnozz >/pol/fag this desperate to preserve his perfect aryan waifu She's a yid, anon. Let it go.

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This is a perfect aryan waifu
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>>97373 thats a man brother hh
>>97372 So is there like an inverse relationship going on. All the super over NXT guys come to WWE and eat shit. Should they take all the jobbers on there and give them a big push on Raw and/or Smack?
>half the short main event is blocked by commercial Fucking WWE.
>>97376 Crimetime, Ohno and Lars comes over to Raw? Sanity and Nikki to Sd? BOOK IT VINCE
Elias fucking has it, lads. Y'know how some midcard guys get thrown in the main event and look completely out of place. Elias totally fucking looks like he belongs there alongside Cena and Strowman. Strap the rocket to this kid, he's going to the top.
>>97376 Vince's guys > Haitch's guys Elias is the biggest difference, not too sure about other nxt jobbers who became successful on RAW/SD.
>>97378 >Fatty Ohno to RAM I guess having two fatties on the same show would be too much. >>97379 >tall >ripped >can wrestle >can promo like crazy He has everything Vince likes plus everything that gets people over with the fans.
>Braun is getting double teamed by Elias and Cena
>>97375 It's what a real goddess looks like
>>97378 >Ohno I just want to see what kind of fatass gimmick vince would give him. >tfw mah boi andrade was a jobber in nxt and now is the champ I dont know how he'll play out on the main roster. Fingers crossed for him…
>>97383 A tranny can't be a goddess
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>>97376 Haitch said that Elias wasnt NXT material but was perfect for the main roster. >>97379 >Strap the rocket to this kid, he's going to the top. <strapped to the sinking ship of booley its all downhill form here
>>97381 So WWE aren't blind after all. That was a pretty big win for him.
>>97384 >>97384 >steiner is his manager <Entire promos dedicated to good dietary advice and motivational talks Alternated with calling him a bitch and fat.
>Elias beats Strowman REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus, what the fuck are those bright red blotches. Strowman looks like he's hemorrhaging?
TAKE YOUR TIME
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>that shit eating grin when Braun decides not to leave before more powerslams >>97390 It's red lighting, maggle.
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elias sandow gonna be chillin in the pod playing sweet beats
>elias beats braun >elias wins the EC and pins roman and cena >elias main events WM34 >brock does the job to elias >Eliasmania kicks off and a new golden age in WWE is brought up Happening brothers
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>ONE MORE TIME Braun might be the most over man in the company.
>>97393 >dat filename Bastard, beat me to it.
>>97389 He still came away looking the strongest
>>97385 A kike can't be a goddess either
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>>97398 >BRAUNAMANIA RUNNING WILD
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>>97398 Kaufmans are honorary Aryans in the biz brother
>>97374 Anon, not to belabor the point, I could really give a shit, i'd still BREAK my dick off in it with righteous fury, but her nose slopes down exactly like #4. What exactly are you trying to prove with this?
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>>97402 >her nose slopes down exactly like #4 Objectively wrong
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS??
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>>97404 >being this in denial
>>97405 RAW won't work for them right now. They should move to SD to get back on track. And then join AJ Styles to form The Southern Boys Club for the eventual expansion with Balor Club. Meanwhile in NJPW, Tama tonga, Fale and the rest of his good brothers will split from the 'elite' nu club who sticks to lame 1sweets while the Good Brothers in the real bullet club still 2sweets each other. Young cucks and cody btfo
>completely forgettable RAM >tomorrow is smackdown which even fewer people care about Should it just be considered a skippable week?
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>>97408 forgot pic
>>97408 I think this whole month may as well be like that. The new PG elimination chamber from last year is lame, no steel floors, instead soft rubber ones. Doesnt feel threatening at all yet the whole month WWE will hype up how deadly it is. Pretty much guaranteed that Roman will win it, hopefully some Strowman and Elias antics will keep things interesting.
>>97408 >>97410 >>97409 The new japan show in osaka this week is gonna be baller, Come watch that if you get bored, we usually have get a good amount of people posting here
>>97354 >Alexa looks even cuter with light/no makeup
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https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/961091660229894144
#WHOWANTSTOWALKWITHELIAS
YOU ALL GOT WORKED
>>98049 LEGEND
>>98049 dang i got worked like a slave goddamn fake news >"they put the meme up of me looking at you mean"


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