i've never left my tradition. unlike all you dirty pellicans.

wtf does pellican mean you stupid ploid? i don't know what ploid means either btw

shut up you dirty pellican

first for me

painfully unfunny it hurts so much

t.doesnt have a lucky rock

what the fuck are we even doing anymore jumping between 3-4 websites now? sigh

*marches down szczebrzeszyńskie street* *shoves whole glass bottle up his ass* *blames 2 ukrainian nationalists*

well johan's site is broken

god i hate uprooted fuckwits.

i don't fucking know what that means please use esl friendly language thx

never, i've evoled my language while you stay as a filthy decrepit sparrow.

>evoled heheheeheheh ESL ALERT ESL ALERT ESL ALERT

https://grandstrategygeneral.org/vichan/big/res/1+50.html#982 come back huwite man, stop the thread wars, this is not /gsg/

is pelican some trannygsger meme or what

pellican is my own creation you fuck.

you can't just make random terms up you fucking noot

watch me invent 100 new terms by the end of the week.

santa anna apparently contributed to chewing gum somehow, what a meme

why does johan call himself t. johan? because his website is full of broken code just like modern paradox games it all makes sense now

*kills entire family so his grandkids can't racemix* heh, nothing personnel sheckelberg

caw you will never be a woman caw

hey i can upload my mp4 now

let's try here duck rape video

ughhhh you can strip filenames here hughughughuh now i can share facebook memes and nobody will suspect a thing

chaotic big > peaceful big

Return.

the great schism

wtf bros we were too mean to johan :(

time to leave big for good

it was worth the effort... i think the issue is viichan really, seems like bad software. not sure why 403 happened, but i don't think it was the provider's fault, but rather the software messing up with admin/common user permissions. a result of a recent github commit maybe? the tetuca (teuton meguca) from the russian site might have worked

>>938 leave already nataliafag holy shit you don't have to tell us every day

love how the bulgarian, the albanian and the armenian are the whitest

could be BS, but a guy on github years ago claimed this could be related to shared hosting (https://github.com/vichan-devel/vichan/issues/150). i also faced some issues regarding using shared hosting instead of VPS anyways i haven't completely given up on the idea, but for the time being we will have to settle here. that 403 thing rendered our board borderline unusable. i couldn't find it acceptable

its alright my lad how is the game coming along?

johan, you need to start patreon scamming already the songs of the eons or whatever it's called guy started patreon scamming 1 year before having anything playable then after 1 year he released a shitty map generator 1 year after that a less shit map generator, etc

can't believe johan abandoned us

true but demiansky was a prominent mayo modder beforehand

943 >how is the game coming along currently playing around with heightmaps https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Srtm_ramp2.world.21600x10800.jpg will probably use something like that next step will be populating the map with provinces. the selling point will be the pops of the provinces of course, which are basically ready then i'll have to get started on the AI of non-player countries 944 to enter the patreonscam phase i would first like to have an alpha version to show first that guy only got it due to the clout he had from working on MEIOU i believe i need to have at least something or else im just some nobody people will have to trust

947 i want to add, the ideal would be for my game's map to be a globe and for the heightmap to be pasted onto that spherical globe but im not sure how i'd go about it and i'd rather progress with more important stuff i mean paradox still uses flat maps... maybe i'll larp as a flat earther to justify it

make sure to have proper indie game ai don't try copying those mobile interface unity default assets like paradox does sometimes low quality jagged ascii shit adds so much soul

not ai, i mean ui stupid shit i typed it like it's pronounced

why would you ever bother with a non-flat map flat maps look good

rolling

i agree, topography will just make your game ultralaggy since unity is a very laggy engine

because proportions of flat maps are always slightly off plus it would make americas-asia travels via the pacific simpler to implement

>>952 🥸 *concots you a wife of a brand new african culture* here you go shitposter

oh i'm gonna concoct a brand new african culture with her alright

have you thought of abstracting asia, africa and the americas, johan? something like empire total war where it's way less detailed and secondary

yes, but not in the exact way empire did it for example inner africa (historically inaccessible for that period) won't be a thing at all, only contact with sub-saharean africa will be ports and small regions like south africa china will also be abstracted, no reason to simulate dozens of millions of chinaman in one of china's most isolationist periods. but you will still be able to trade with them as for the americas, the natives will have to be genocided so there will not be able to be a lot of abstraction... maybe a little bit in the amazon

and it would allow you to properly model colonial conflics where you just send men offscreen and they roll dice against each other simulating a small scale conflict instead of everyone starting a world war over a scrimmage in a border station maybe you could even add three battens to set the stance of your colonial troops

good thing about abstracted china/africa/americas and such is that they can be offscreen economic regulators

lol you think johan's game will have an economy and not just be a map painting game, if it ever gets released

i come back and see johan's site is gone and we've gone back to this shit. goddamn pellicans...

well it'll take a long time to get released that's for sure but it'll surely be autistic

>>963 why did all the posts get deleted?

>you think johan's game will have an economy yes it will worst-case scenario prices will be global and there will be no transportation costs (like in victoria 2) but there will absolutely be one, and it will improve upon areas that v2 failed in my opinion

FUCK YOU JOHAN DUM GAYREEK

there won't be the game will be abandoned

what's magical about victoria 2 is that the game plays itself, it doesn't need a good ai paradox still managed to fuck it up and make the ai so garbage that it almost ruins the game though

doomer faggot

i agree then they completely missed the fucking point. in victoria 3 international trade will be fully manual (pops can't trade without the player allowing it), LF capitalism won't be a thing and the player will be manually upgrading basically everything they went for the tried and failed imperator rome's "more clicks = more dopamine" policy

where's morrowind anon?

>>965 who do you think i am? i give zero shits about deleted posts unless they are mine. also don't even have a clue what deleted posts you're talking about

>morrowind anon >anon lol

jesus shut up you're obnoxious shut up the fuck up shut the hell up >>973 >3 >>973 >3 >>973 >3 >>973 >3

>>975 Woah anon, why are you angry at the edgy boy?

laissez faire will be a thing, chud capitalists will be nice and they'll pool their money in a large pot in the prime minister's office and he'll decide to spend that money on meta factories now stop complaining, it's not out yet

>>977 what the fuck is a chud? I usually hear retarded commies use that word.

i don't know either. it's like a ploid or a pelican, stupid made up words

canibalistic humanoid underground dweller can't fathom how they use shit like that

c-chechnya is cool

>>980 Sounds retarded.

ok chud

chud is pretty much the only original thing they ever came up with i think chud is cute

it's some retarded insult created by "american" """"""""""""""""leftists""""""""""""""" that's suposed to target "american" """""""""""""""""""""right wingers"""""""""""""""""""" the funny thing is that absolutely no one uses it irl. the only people who use it are 4chan trolls larping as trannies

>>983 (Вы) >>985 Oh, I've seen some faggot "breadtuber" use it and claim to be commie whilst accepting money from the britbong government to push stuff like pedo acceptance and zoophilia acceptance.

ugh cool anglos, looks like the pakistanis are doing them some good finally

please all stop it with the replyfagging

imagine trianon'd anglos uhghuhug

>chud is pretty much the only original thing they ever came up with LOL it's not original, they took it from the 1984 movie or book

there was a version of that image that had a trianoned england, believe it had a yellow-red color scheme

yes that image includes trianoned france, germany italy and anglos i'm pretty sure. it's just cropped

the modern use of the word chud and the wojak variant that accompanies it was original

what the FUCK is a breadtuber like a bulbous plant used to make bread? like maniok?

the image got trianon'd ugh

would any of ye biggers like to join a little game of diplomacy??

found one with shitty english captions anglos lose scotland to norway, north england to germany and the tip of southern england to france

>>949 i can draw the ui for his game, if it ever reaches such a state that it would need a ui

how about you play mp with us instead of some shitty board game???? who the fuck plays board games online. 90% of the fun is drinking beer and chatting not playing

^ zoomer faggot

you're the zoomer faggot bet you don't even drink with your friends while playing board games

haha bros can you imagine if the entire eastern half of the german reich became polish territory wouldnt that be crazy?

>integrate 99% unaccepted areas like slovakia or croatia >wtf we lose so much of our territory?!? only real loss was transylvania, the rest was just hungarian larping

slovakia was like 1/3rd hungarian, all nicely packed in those two southern provinces where it is an overhwelming majority

>spanyozalorg uhhhhhhhhhm no??????????????? it's indep. nigger statozalorg also, slovakia had majority hungarian areas, especially in the south. hungary literally lost southern slovakia which was like 80% hungarian

>>952 rolling

wonder how things would've ended up if the austrian empire continued its policy of germanization after the failed hungarian revolt and didnt cuck out i suppose their defeat by prussia forced them to do it, but still...

ugh imagine all the germans (slavic)

me i'm making progress ))

still not sure how tranny to make it. first person, second person or third person tough decision

>john >polka dot panties wow..... a bigger making his own tranny game......

that's just a placeholder name for the enemy and all clothing items have like 2-3 little girl pics for each although i'm thinking i'll remove that for the patreonscam version... 100% chance

will you be doing the steam porn game strategy? you release a sanitized version with there being a free to download patch that readds all the spicy stuff

>>972 you said my posts are shittier than AARnon so i stopped

start posting again, i like complaining about things

and yes, those posts were shittier than aarnog, no one read them therefore they were literal spam at least it's funny to quote aarnog and ask him when he'll update hpm

i sometimes read the morrowind posts, like 1/3 of them. it has some cool details >>1014 i'll make a cyber image free version is all

the discussion about rpg swordfighting proficiency was nice

i liked the part where he sperged out

man i made some good pasta today pork sausage with calabrian pepper, garlic, white onion fried on soysauce and a lil bit of vinegar on a spaghetti n3

*spaghettiiinnniiii sorry

oh and raisins too. a shit ton of raisins

only thing i can cook is hotdogs h8 cooking, it's something supposed to be done by your wife not you

women suck at cooking though their tastes are too mild they can't make meat like a man would, all they can do is bake and shit

everyone i briefly know irl who is a male cook is either a fag or dysfunctional in other ways

everyone i know who can't cook is a mommah's boy

what if i posted a pic of my you-know-who?

actually my grandpa doesn't cook and he's epic he doesn't do any chores, absolutely none when the female younger generation complains he says sorry, i am an intellectual

i'm gonna do the same thing except i'll say that putting any effort into anything is putschism

then you're exhibiting the revolutionary tendencies that result from the class influences of the petite bourgeoisie, all talk no action, something that comes from your innate aversion to discipline mao is onto you

>mao is onto you why do commies always think anyone but them cares about their silly characters one bit?

ok chud

>no one cares about Ma... woah... porkybros did we get too cocky?

wat u sey to me? polend strong, unlike smelly chainese communists

communist jargon is so interesting because it is incredibly verbose, it is so great for pseudo-intellectualism if you say something cool and turkpilled it's 3 words max, but for communist related stuff you need to go on a rant

you're a mong was that cool and turkpilled?

*marches to międzyzdroje* *spots 2 disgusting russians raping a pig* *saves the damsel in distress and marries her*

any of you ever watched shit like naruto or dragon ball on television as a kid? i used to watch naruto a lot

>międzyzdroje what kind of name is that

yes but i wasn't a big fan, i only watched random episodes preferred tom & jerry and also looney toones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-rIgUtfwyo ah cartoons, all mkultra. all meant to mindvote Dems into submission

>к i d s is global filtered sicko

mindfuck kids

>mindvote Dems what did he mean by this

oh i see funny fuck little girls test

tfw no ukrainian gf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhaTXWEVgHA miedzy - between zdroje - springs

when i was a kid i watched tokyo mew mew. always made to sure to watch every episod

holy fuck just at the name i can tell that it makes you want to transition

do we have a real pole here or is it a larper?

we have 2 poles i think or maybe the bulgarian just knows polish, wouldn't doubt it, same shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP2MM8J_adU the danube... prime ukrainian land

also cooked "spaghetti" today penne pasta, two boiled tomatoes, one boiled carrot, fistful of beans and corn and bolognese sauce it was pretty good, i like boiled tomatoes, but they are rarely served here

really don't think it's a real pole too patriotic for a pole on the english internet, they tend to be very self-hating and cosmopolitan

>poles >cosmopolitan no way.... wouldn't believe it no way a nation of immigrants and kikes is cosmopolitan

how is it a nation of immigrants? pure scythian ancestry

half of poland had no poles in it 80 years ago ) you also forgot your polish accent

evil poles stole that land from the native superior germans and put us in reservations give us that land back and reparations please

is it really immigrants if they were resettled from one part of poland into another?

yes? the US was a part of the UK and the anglos there are immigrants )

we're all immigrants we migrated from africa

ugh this is germany irl the independent homosexual republic of frankfurt-hamburg

no i didnt

no i didnt

givemind moment or did you duplicate your post??

imagine how epic it would be if we had a real boer on /big/

i think i double posted

so wait, wait russians transform h into g and you're telling me ukrainians transform g into h??????????????

no i didnt double post

i only know 1 boer that whore that sells bathwater... whats her name

my kids will be like this............ i swaer

ugly slavs?

Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol (/ˈɡoʊɡəl, ˈɡoʊɡɔːl/;[2] Russian: Никола́й Васи́льевич Го́голь, tr. Nikolay Vasil'yevich Gogol', IPA: [nʲɪkɐˈlaj vɐˈsʲilʲjɪvʲɪdʑ ˈɡoɡəlʲ]; Ukrainian: Мико́ла Васи́льович Го́голь, romanized: Mykola Vasyl'ovych Hohol';

63 this is unironically what should have been all turkish women who are at least 50% european on a gene test are allowed into the ethnostate on a case by case basis (must look like anzu) the rest are marched to the humiliated republic of turkey (HRT) through death marches like the ones they did to armenians

>the ones they did to armenians banned for propagating false info fuck off cia agent

when are you fixing the site? yes i know im being baited for this response

didn't happen they deserved it it will happen again

two more weeks

>>1073 mighty slavs

>>1063 >to greek cyprus >to an independent pontus hughughuguhguhghughuguguhghuguhghuguh greece cucked once again

when have slavs ever been mighty?

>all turkish women who are at least 50% european aka all turkish women who are as european as greek women

only people mightier than slavs are the turks

not necessarily for example in a hypothetical scenario where greece isn't a ZOG colony, a cool greece could've left the EU during the crisis of the previous decade then cyprus could still veto turkey from entering

*sprays raid*

slavs would have btfo the turks bigly if it wasnt for der anglo

>>1082 Wat u sey to me madafack? Yhou of leftypoll trannsexual neggor!

so is it two poles or one pole?

don't know why but i keep wasting my time by listening to faggots. what is causing this?

you seen, when you talk you naturally hear yourself

but it was a very difference voice to my own

yes yes it's normal for patients who suffer from gender dysphoria to feel like their voice and body does not belong to them

*farts*

>>1063 someone should made one for germany and japan, but it's just their afterwar borders.

you hear me, assassin our trooos are massin get ready for the bombin the shootin the gassin here is the deal yo shit just got real yo you'll be crushed under austria-hungary's heel yo i'll kick you in the balkans and degrade belgrade

that little dab in eupen malmedy always gets me why did they even give that province to belgium? it's like 10% walloon and ever since it got added belgian parliament changed from having two consitutionally protected languages (dutch and french) into three languages with translators for every fucking thing

must have insane coal and iron deposits wallonia has insane deposits, lorraine has insane deposits, etc eupen-memedy had 10% wallons so it was justifiable to blob into it

coal deposits are a lie, everyone knows that the whole population of a 1 million people province will work in coal mines, not a single one of them will farm and it'll never run out

always disliked in vicky2 how population was the only variable (event bonuses and tech aside) that determined the productivity of an rgo some provinces should simply be inherently more productive/have richer deposits

doesn't even make me angry seeing modern german borders anymore it's a reminder that our ancestors were the only ones that went down without a fight, making us, their descendants the only ones who have a right to say that we don't deserve living in modern hell every yank, every anglo that complains about the state of the world on the other hand deserves his shitty fate, because he pays for the sins of his ancestors

fuck you kraut. you're single single reason russia got fucked too. couldnt just die by yourself, had to bring others with you

every single failure of the germans in the past century can be safely attributed to their autistic and irrational fear of russia

noooo not the hecking soviets, noooooo my hecking russia totally would have blown the fuck out of the kikes eventually i swear

is that ever the case anywhere? were iron miners anywhere sitting idle while prospectors prospected for next veins to find while the mine produced no ore? i could understand higher quality ore being a thing, but not higher output mines cool on non-technological factors wait, now i remembered about things like non-permeable rocks, underground water deposits, weak rock walls leading to shaft collapses, all slowing down production i memed myself into agreeing with you -___- i'll just conclude that is so prevalent yet so random that it shouldn't be factored into productivity outside of maybe some meme events like "mine collapse -50% mining efficiency in x province"

>our ancestors were the only ones that went down without a fight cool esl

>it's a reminder that our ancestors were the only ones that went down without a fight esl btfo'ing himself

GET OUT OF MY HEAD NIGGER

make me kike

>>1105 >hehe, if i can't do it that means you can't either so i'll sabotage you hehe

digits dont lie

too many posts since i last saw the thread shan't be reading any of them

it's the case with basically all metal mines ever some of them are very rich and have a concentration of rock/metal up to 1% others have a concentration of below 0.1% and gradually become less profitable as the deposits get depleted in the case of agricultural rgos, you could attribute it to soil quality. a hectare of farmland in ukraine might produce 100 tons under normal conditions, but a hectare of farmland in bulgaria might only produce 50 there should be a "quality" variable that determines an rgo's inherent output this quality could even change cool on environmental variables or player exploitation. for example a gold mine with 2 million workers will get depleted faster than if it only had 200 thousand workers

victoria universalis tries fixing it but their fix sucks you end up with massive labourer unemployment and with mining provinces impossible to assimilate/bleach because pops are massivsly unemployed

wonder if xoxol soil quality is so good partly because it was untouched by civilisation for so long so the soil nutrients didn't get depleted like say in the fertile crescent

probably south italy used to have kino soil too but it got degraded

give small provinces below 30k pops an output bonus if they produce iron/coal/oil ))))

is soil erosion even reversible? take the haitian niggers for example, they cut down all trees and turned their entire country into an unfertile desert within a single generation if white people colonized it again, would they even be able to do anything?

niggers

I imagine its reversible

well look at libya it used to have forests and a very fertile part in cyrenaica then the greeks cut it all down and now its deserts

fucking nigger greeks

...

>owo kinda gay

>use search function on linux >takes 1 second to search through hundreds of files >use search function on windows >1 minute to search and with a 50/50 chance of crashing explorer what the FUCK did microsoft do

niggers

holy shit shut up already about them

use meme os get memed on though really all of them are memes man was not meant to have computers........

it's called bloat they bloated it to hell the years became decades, the bloat was left there to rot and things degenerated into pic related linux is also going down that dark path, their latest distros requiring 10gb like it's nothing

where are the posts

i got your posts right here *grabs crotch*

here, your /big/ funny moments part 4...

year of the nanachi next year will big survive until then? i think not

historical pop count update for crimeamod when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_vwyPRxOI perfect song for when you fight russia and france

imagine being france and attacking this

ouch

post your loadout for the bigger freikorps https://innawoods.net/

don't open, cp

big never dies even if im the last poster left i'll samefag

camouflage clothing is so souless what happened to fighting shirtless or with a kino uniform or with a kino traditional outfit

>>1131 let poos code get pood on

love china hate korea hate japan hate seaniggers hate americans

whats wrong with that code? doesnt it do the needful?

love my fist hate your face

IT guys FEAR the else if

IT guys FEAR manual labor

got some 40% alcohol pure rye vodka from poland made in germany though (posen)

*gives a brown guy minimum wage to do your job*

this vodka smells like cleaning alcohol wtf is wrong with slavs

tastes like cleaning alcohol too with a light touch of rye

holy shit this is so bad. think i'll give it to a friend and just stick to my german bitters

which brand of polish vodka?

wyborowa

>fleet gets attacked >wins >frenchie somehow drops troops on my shores anyway >frenchie now marching on berlin notice how my ports are blockaded btw, you know, my fleet is sitting there, defending, preventing frenchie ships from passing through, but somehow frenchie can blockade my ports. this game is a joke

>661 max brigades flashbacks to my china game where i could raise 1500 max brigades in 1870 with like 3% soldiers

HAHHAAHAHHAHA I JUST NOTICED THE FRENCHIE FLEET THAT LOST THE BATTLE RETREATED BEEEEHIIIIIIIIND MY SHIPS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA BEHIND MY SHIPS RETREATING BEHIND MY SHIPS NOT RETREATING TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM NO JUST PASSING THROUGH MY FLEET DESPITE LOSING THE FUCKING BATTLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA A JOKE A JOKE VICTORIA 2 IS A JOKE PARADOGS PARADOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS unfixable piece of trash fucking actual garbage piece of shit of a game jesus

*loses to russia and france as giga germany in 1935* are you rping? get dismantled and see what happens

but im winning

the suck at singing, but man it is epic. what a world, having kids sing cavalrymen songs... ugh, imagine. little cossacks

the naval battle to end all naval battles

>gabino weyler is that panama?

its iberia

what meme government are they???? wtf is that flag holy disgusting

they are a socialist gay anal sex republic

as a jew i have roman foot? hmmmm romans jewish confirmed

I have Egyptian foot

im thinking france will be dismantled as well

are you greek or what

look at it. take it in. all the devastation i have caused. all the lives ive taken. all the power ive gained. how my enemies crumble before me. just breathe.

now those shitty poles and russians can't bully me at school anymore hahahaa fuck you wladislaw hahahaha clean my toilet

my feet don't match any of the shapes seen in the video

what about this one

looks like a meme chart im mongolian apparently

ugh pure turkish ancestry

well at first i thought maybe roman, but now i'm more convinced it is orient or mongolian although because of the way the second toe's nail ends well before the big toe's nail, it could be mistaken for a... *gulp* nigger foot

your second toe is far too small to be roman

you mean my middle toe

yes

blessed timeline

29.12.2021 Hey folks! Here is to another year. Since some time ago, I've began a cooperation with a Russian Innawoods fan group in VKontakte social network. They have been gradually adding more and more new content to the website, mainly weapons, medicine, food and MISC items and I hope to see much more from them. 24.01.2021 Added two new item packs made by Tieba subforum holy fuck, this >>1140 thing is still going, wtf, it's like 10 years old

>sprites don't actually show up properly sad

they do for different kinds of guns

funny meme

translate please???

Give us the We could, 3 times the value of our Landes, will there be but don't. Nazi !!!! You have two-thirds of my People slaughtered I'm sorry for this. Here, now are we even. HILARIOUS

heh you mean to tell me you actually bothered to translate it?

greece over 90% fascist btw

jesus 18th in industry greece strong!!!!!!

imagine they're like my korea game, getting fascist soup kitchens in every state on cooldown huge pop growth

one half occupied by me, one half by japan. they still wont accept being dismantled

greece doesn't look that populous though what's their population? bet it's not even 1m

1.86M

cute sudaca voice

cant tell if thats the pole or the sudaca speaking "russian". honestly cant tell, not even memeing.

it's a sudaca (pole)

hey i sang pretty well the song is hard because tchaikovsky butchered the poem to make it rhyne so there's parts that don't make sense (in the original it was ступа, something shaped like a half coconut, rather than стул) what sense does стул even make here. so much for the great musician tchaikovsky and it must be sung kinda monotonous and fast which is hard too

holy shit your russian is shit like holy shit just

nah i'm a real russian, just born in the wrong body. my russian is almost perfect. you see, i don't have a retarded big city accent so for the normal ignoble non-speaker like you it sounds jarring

i would be embarrassed posting a vocaroo like that - but - i dont know - maybe you like being embarrassed

yeah you'd be embarassed, because you can't do better than me. the song is out there all you gotta do is sing the first 2 parts in rythim to prove youre more russian

miss upvotes like you wouldn't believe

reminds me of the pictures those "high-class" escorts keep posting on their social media

dadc, sing sing

that pic is a year old

>isaiah berlin lol love jewish names

oy i'm from the capital of Germany how can i not be german??

sudaca, probably brazilian, t.johan and pole in that order

the last one is johan i think, i kinda hear his voice in it

switch johan and the pole and you've got a jackpot also there's the yank niggerposting in the middle. wonder why he likes niggerposting so bad...

yeah i listened to them in wrong order and missed one 98-sudaca 04-??? 07-pole 12-johan

classic

>badlands chugs >hungry & focused since 1997 this man is 25 years old??????????

how do these people feel so much pleasure from eating. it really is a big mental disorder like the chinese saying goes "not even the prettiest woman is sexy after you've came not even the tastiest food is appetizing after you've ate"

the chinks (Вы) are full of shit that only applies to shitty women and shitty food

well chinks only have chink women and chink food, so it makes sense

tldw

>not even the tastiest food is appetizing after you've ate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSAqckEtfeE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZs97H8fgqc yum yum yum yum yum

i love the comments normies search for "dog asmr" and find this chink epic troll.

dog head sound like one of the worst parts of dog to eat little meat, lots of veins, organs and bone

why are you posting the banner?

do you guys have the rest of the banners we had like 5 banners right?

we had more than 5 but the owner of cockteam (you know whom) didn't add the community ones or more aptly, the ones that didn't involve natalia

mp tomorrow? or is the guy that said he didn't care about vicky anymore dropping it

who doesn't care about vicky anymore?

>>905 apparently it was just for the moment not anymore

looks like he drank the water that turns the frogs gay and turned gay himself don't know a single woman loving man who likes soywars

do you need to be a soyjaking, bat chesting soyboy to have ever seen star wars and have passing knowledge of the underlying plot ideas?

yup i think so, since i never watched it and most people i know haven't either

maybe you're too young to have seen it in kinos?

well i'm old enough to go watch soyderman in the kinos yet i don't go because i'm not a faggot

you don't understand niggerman is the same film they've released 20 times already, everyone is jaded but the most willingly blind manchildren back when the prequels were coming out everyone was hopeful, full of faustian spirit, so they went to see the films and every time they got disappointed

you dont understand what faustian spirit means. please consider reading spengler's "decline of the west" (like i did) before making further usage of this term, thanks.

baited for that exact response no, i really did and we already had this conversation about the faustian spirit after having read goethe's faust the spirit thing makes no sense

yes goy, read spenglerberg's book and will the decline of the west into existance through psychomancy

>500 pages Quick rundown?

you see goy, you have to read this 600 page book before you're even qualified to speak to me nevermind you'll long have forgotten what the guy wrote on the 23rd page by the time you finish reading the 700th one, but he simply couldn't have fitted the explanation for such an elementary idea in a less than 800 page book

600 pages? are you sure?

me i've read over 10 booklets by mao and honestly they all say roughly the same shit

why are germans so socially tone-deaf?

too low iq

ahhh, good old big, among giants such as /tkr/ - tickling refuge, 2dblacked and vore1 out of 3

you chose this, remember you chose this

should have stayed on johan's site wow, one thread stopped working, just post in the other one

the other one stopped working too

it didn't

for me it did

it was real in my mind johan was going to gas me like he did those armenians

johan's site was getting there it had a /b/ already what was next? 2dblacked? interracial? zoo?

/mare/ - the logical next step

mare teat and belly erotic...

https://boards.4channel.org/vst/thread/923037 finally a good thread on vst

>>>/tot/ tot? more like ToT

looks like /mare/ got taken down sadly

>>1272 1000000 updoots for you

any1 remember grandi's tripcode?

who's your grandi is that your imaginary friend's name

HPM !!gEXp1TuUhJX

HPM##Miado!19 there i remembered it

grandi is what the ladies call my .....

>1239 yes i will be available tomorrow

who are you quoting

myself

ok stop quoting me(read:you) then

oh so you will be available tomorrow? ill have you know we continued that save without you since you werent available before. really hope you dont mind.

yes. i am confident the ai plays as good or better than me so dont care.

lol still seething that we continued the save without you huh?

btw i noticed a bug in our mp game all the german provinces have 40 liferating. doesn't make sense, everyone knows white people don't breed, so i edited the save and lowered it to 30

i wonder if the anti mp cheat event actually even works iirc its still in the mod(blut und eisen)

die welt after russian dismantlement

what does it check for? i think someone just added a cheat modifier and someone else added an event that checks for the cheat modifier

oops wrong screenshot

HYGUHGHUGUHGHUGHUGUGUHUGUHGHUGHGUHGUHGUGT THAT PARAGUAY UGUHGHUGUHGHUGHGUGHUGHUGHGUGHUGHGUGHUGHGUGHUGHGUGHU *cums*

>>1290 which game is this from

from an mp

which one dates

1937.8.18, says right there

i don't remember that mp please clarify

you weren't there i played by myself in mp

guess you missed out on it loser

is that the mp the turknigger abandoned? why is the save still _mp_ if you continued the save in single player?

no that's a dual kingdom, eastern kingdom and united kingdom mp

ugh japan blobbed into china a tiny bit

no, you are obviously blobbing as poland what's the dual kingdom?

zwei mensch mp?

the commonwealth... der rzeczpospolita (memeterm) obojga narodów

hmmm

🤢

0:24 makes me think it is fake

cool whore, bateman, but that's nothing check my hare

hare more like whore

Cute.

most painfully unfunny thing i've ever seen can't believe i watched a whole 45 second video made by some seanigger just to see such a painfully unfunny punchline

funny, swapped the original england map to the map of the country for which the game was translated and germany has 1945 borders ahahahahahahahaa

as if you'd be doing something more worthwhile with those 45 seconds

i could have fapped to nastya's instagram

imagine not being able to last more than that before cooming

can last more than that, but if the goal is to come, why not make it quick?

your goal shouldn't be to come but to satisfy yourself

to watch myself shoot farther

so since you experts say its difficult to migrate to russia, what about belarus or ukraine?

why not kazagstan?

why kazakhstan?

because it's warmer russia

btw is the siebenburgen tag in crimeamod?

no but trannylvania has german as primary culture for some retarded reason

warmer and infertile russia

could be a cool campaign i imagine to play siebenburgen and reform as much as possible to get german immigrants. maybe help out ai germany and be best friends.

if it's infertiile how come it has such large pop grwoth?

yes but your rgos are crap

the better idea is being kleinpoland with congress poland + galicia and then becoming a social democracy to fill those coal and oil rgos with poles from germany and russia

how do we fix tons of russian pops moving into central asia? ideally it should be almost none.

making bread

central asia was the most bleached place in the world during the 19th and 20th century by far btw if you move to kazakhstan and get a citizenship it's way easier to enter russia, way way way easier

no it wasnt. only some parts of kazakhstan but no more. in crimeamod currently EVERYTHING in central asia gets swarmed with russians.

why would you hamper the game's inherent bleaching mechanics?

it should be possible of course to bleach central asia but it shouldnt happen all the time, its stupid

you're stupid

maybe crimeadev cranking up internal migration has to do with it? i think its way too high anyway, in my germany campaign after taking all polish majority land i had 1% poles in almost every german proper province

yeah internal migration in crimeamod is way higher, but it shouldn't affect colonial migration at all, since those are 2 different mechanics (no idea why) i think colonial migration in crimeamod is actually a little lower than bandi in fact

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a post so shit it killed big

bump

god i hate how i know who that red suit whore is now i didn't know 6 months ago. i had no idea now i know her name and surname fucking russians aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa feel like i went through an mkultra center

rei is much better anyway

only know their ugly gook name and surname + their appearance their personality i don't know or care i bet one is yandere, the other is deredere, the other is yandere nd whatever else dumb names there is for the 3 different personalaties bugmen can have

asuka is the typical tsundere "i totally dont love you" assertive type for those who are too beta to even approach a woman on their own rei is the quiet and obedient type but too autistic to be intimate there is also misato, the alcoholic milf and mari who is le quirky but generally no bullshit

huh very interesting (didn't read)

masturbation to shemales test

found another global filter how many are there i wonder all related to doing x with kids

new video when when when when when i'll even let you changeowner all the PLC to yourself and not complain if you make it soon

we need a second bigger goytuber, to keep up the competitive spirit

i'm a twitch streamer who plays ck3 but that doesn't count does it

me i'm a hoi4 streamer teheehee

how's the hrt going?

maybe i would do it if i had a mic but i dont

saw a video recently hoi4 has like 5 "normal" streamers/goytubers such as isorrow the funniest man alive in the video the guy was wearing a magical girl dress and stockings it really is bimbo sissification software

>feel like i went through an mkultra center consider yourself vaxxed against liking any anime ever

*cough*

stop, my vaccine won't work if you don't take yours

lets play a game: in how many days do you guess natalia will post her next set of slutty pictures?

how often does she generally post?

very infrequently, sometimes she doesnt post for weeks, sometimes she posts every day. but thats just post in general. posting new pictures is another matter. that she does like maybe 2-4 times a month.

this is for you germans in big Если дело отцов станет делом твоим, — Только так победим. Только так победим. Слышишь юности голос мятежный, Слышишь голос заводов и сёл: Гитлер, НСДАП, Гитлерюгенд! Гитлер, НСДАП, Гитлерюгенд! Гитлер, НСДАП, Гитлерюгенд!

thats not german...

resuming minecraft mp fucking WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEn

miss event 18540 no, not for cheating, the real event that could fire if you were liberty nv

should rename it "jews support you" -3 infamy all jewish pops become 10% larger

good idea unironically

since we are on this topic now, i had thoughts about modding in some system about international jewry

how would you do it?

*moddb bans your mod about jews controlling everything, proving jews control everything*

pic unrelated, just thought it was funny

>how would you do it? yeah thats the problem, no idea

i doubt moddb cares there's many mods by russians full of stolen assets that get banned on every other place but on moddb they stay i think that's why moddb eclipsed the other mod places

the really epic thing would be to bring healthcare reform back, but its age of consent reform and inverted so as you increase the age of consent you lose pop growth

ugh greater germania with age of consent of 7 years ugh ugh ugh

ugh wish primary culture growth and unnacepted culture growth were two different things imagine... child bride capture law ukrainian pop growth -0.05%, turkish pop growth +0.05%

my dream game would have race, language and religion instead of culture and the similarities between languages would decide how accepted a pop is, you could influence the development of a language through the education system imagine being an authoritarian prussia cucking south germans by only teaching north german in schools and prohibiting any other dialect forcing those cucked pretzel eaters to send their children to prussification hypno school ughhhhhh

cretan greeks (half are muslim) race: turkish language: greek religion: sunni

imagine how epic it would be playing hungary and annexing finland and mongolia and its all accepted culture ugh

merging of finnish and hungarian when

almost 1 million accepted pops on top of hungarian pops..... ugh so friggin epic........

globalist kike above

no i'm a very nationalist kike you see, i love nations and states that's why we should increase immigration, so that we can get rid of cultural and racial borders and leave just national borders. we need to stop those evil globalists at all costs

race would be cool to have but i dont see how it would add much in terms of acceptance, since many ethnicities go across racial lines (see map) unless you group the races together into stuff like white, east asian/mongol, semite, negro, indigenous etc

just take the nazi racial categories they divide races into compatible race groups, like the different german races who can intermix without problems then you have these categories as the races and in places where these groups meet you get mutt races for each combination

anglo race seems wrong the curly haired dumb native non-celtic 50 iq briton is not represented at all

>>1392 uhg, nordische rasse poles

open source victoria 2 when

what was the guy called again who "attempted" to make open source vicky?

schomberg

would be funny if there was a race mapmode but the entire world is one color just called 'human race'

sometimes, in some campaigns, i think europe ends up messy in crimeamod. but then i see shit like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWetMPcIyM

lol france taking the basque countries instead of valencia god why is grandi so retarded. he was told 100000x to fix it, it's extremely easy to fix, yet he never did it

btw you know when spain takes aquitaine/bourdaux? in that trianon treaty of france image that's exactly what spain gets

my fist. your face. end of discussion.

addendum: *dodges*

the main source of mess in europe is austria-hungary oftentimes russia takes galicia, servia gets vojvodina, romania takes all of trannylvania austria becomes this combination of modern day austria+hungary+czechia+slovakia and then italy takes their adriatic cores and KuK becomes landlocked basically europe looks bad if austria doesn't get dismantled all in one go, but piecemeal

>blob country gets blobbed in >noooooooooooooooooooo stop it you're blobbing!!!!!!!

thoughts on renaming carlist spain to just "spain" while keeping its CSP tag? for some reason carlist spain looks bad on the map

idk they're already the exact same shit pretty much

>>1392 complete meme map

follow meme ideology make meme maps

yes, they're the exact same shit, but for some reason seeing "carlist spain" instead of "spain" on the map triggers me just a tiny bit i'm not saying to remove the tag, mind you, the tag has to stay, just change the name in localization files

ok i'll do that there will be mp today right? i can upload new version for mp right?

i'm guessing a new mp since that one ended in 1850s?

don't mind continuing that one at all

https://anonfiles.com/17s1DbC8xe/CP_7z mp version

oh nice, this site opens txt files

>scandinavian countries no longer start with like 0.7% clergymen so they start with more?

who knows

i can play mp in two hours.

i have to go in two hours

play mp without me then.

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why the long face? not my fault schedules don't allign.

i love horses so much that my face grew to match theirs. nothing i can do

business idea: instead of putting up with silly inconveniences like time schedules, lets just play mp separately! ok, ok, hear me out on this one; instead of going through aaall this trouble of finding time, booting up the radmin vpn, joining the lobby, waiting for everyone to join, agreeing on countries, starting the game, waiting for everyone to set up, having to then deal with OOS constantly, etc etc etc etc etc. why not just play mp separately? why not? think about it rationally. when you play mp separately you just go into the game, pick whatever country you want, and play. thats it. you dont even have to worry about OOS and you can pause as much or as little as you want. you can do whatever you want, you have total freedom in fact, you dont have to put up with other players at all, and whatever they might want. this is the next logical step, lads. im onto something big here. we already did it once by excluding nataliabro from mp. why not exclude just everybody? this is the future, trust me.

t.assblasted mad from people continuing a mp without him after he said he could only play like 7 days later

victoria 2 play by mail...

*sends anthrax*

yes, as opposed to not saying you could play 7 days later but only playing 7 days later anyway

yes thank you for your honesty *excludes you* learn to be a kike maybe?

if you don't have time to play just claim the genocide you yourself programmed didn't work properly and demand a rehost, then ragequit if your demands are not met that way have a plausible deniability for quitting

ok but for real, concretely, what did you not like about the modpack we played in minecraft mp and what would you like in a modpack/mod?

it's a kike-scam-kike world we live in

idk, i liked it i didn't play on a monday once and suddenly the whole thing is over

so why arent we playing it, just because one guy had a mental breakdown over some autistic pickaxe?

because 3 man mp is a little homoerotic

average "turks are cool & white" poster

is that a dick or a hernia?

>>1438 no its not. i would understand 2 man mp being homoerotic but 3 man mp? no

just play minecraft already you guys can't play victoria 2 either so might as well miss 2 mps instead of just one

probably gonna be an hour or 2 longer than i said to be able to play mp.

lets play minecraft mp

either continue the world or start a new one or play a different modpack/mod, im fine with either.

isnt it weird how poland owns gdansk in hoi4?

poland doesn't even fight the soviets in that garbage piece of shit game

then why do you play that garbage piece of shit game

answer me

i don't?

i get why you won't answer, because you're mentally a tranny deep down you know what you're doing is wrong but won't ever acknowledge it as that would mean having to face your conscience

ok but can we play minecraft mp now?

oh you're not even the goy4 player why claim to be him

when did i ever claim to be him

when you answered my question with a tangential information you overheard from him

STOP IGNORING ME!!!! LETSS PLAY MINECRAFT MP!!!!!!!

i don't?

awake

didn't watch, just skipped through it, but it becomes more and more mkultra

no need to watch, just wanted to point out the fact that a japanese porn game made by women uses the ddr anthem as its main theme

is it made by women?

i heard it from a random 4channer, so, seeing as i don't read moon runes, i decided to accept it as gospel

i find it unlikely. games made by women are always shotacon or have ultra big tits ultrabig ass bimbos

i mean, if there's any hentai game that's made by women, it is the game about a gigachad protagonist going around conquering stuff and raping people so well they start to like it on the other hand it is the female protagonist games that are made by women (male (jewish))

considering how 95% of the games have female protagonist and i imagine 95% of devs are men...

to get a certain government licence i need to install this government thing either on my computer or my phone that gives them full access and lets them control my camera, microphone, access files, etc... time to clear me phone and let it get anally raped by software i guess

what the FUCK are you even trying to do are you going to become a glownigger?

nope, not even to become a glownigger you probably need to set up a camera inside your toilet bowl

i posted my glorious days here before. and funny rapeman games are written by a woman, but I don't know how much of it is her work, considering games are long, especially last one.

this is how big dies when one bigger installs government malware and gets everyone arrested

arrested for what?

if you know you know

so not everyone gets arrested? okay got it

yea' i'm guessing only 2 or 3 of us are cyberpunk subhumans

well if they're written by a woman then they're woman made indeed no wonder i never liked them hahaha that's funny i have an instinctive female detector it seems only played 1 game made by a woman, and it was just a shitty clone of a good game made by a man (fallen angel ariel story, made by a woman, fallen princess lucia story, made by a man)

only played, i meant to say only liked btw lads i'm switching to linux. i'll make it 100% in russian so i'll get raped by computer jargon in russian and learn it fast, so that i can then start using russian forums got an irl friend who is learning to code this stuff too. big plans... scamming, keyloggers, you name it (in minecraft)

why wont you play minecraft mp with me,..,.

my milk just ended, and right on milk day how convenient, time to go buy more because minecraft sucks

gonna avoid downloading anything from big from now on

milk day?

mental illness day rather

wanna install it now but it'll take 30h to decrypt my fucking harddrive -__-

milk day: friday my local store generally sells milk at bargain prices on milk day fruit day: tuesday same thing

>>1488 epic get

t. faggot

-_- gotta log in to delete that post *yawn*

triggering big is so easy

americans hate free speech. can you guys see the deleted posts? i cant

>hidden post >giant blue text saying "unhide" great job

they were hidden for me but i could open them when i refreshed they disappeared

is this image accurate for crimeamod?

cant see even without refreshing

gems are not an rgo

if the faggot post is still visible it's not a good thing

>>1499 is this the NNM one? i think i gave sudacas a bit more rubber, and earlier also a lot more oil in persia and later in meme gulf arabian provinces, though only like 1900+

yes i can still see your post, not a good thing

gonna upload current crimememod version to moddb give picture please it's small update but i think it's decent scandinavia update + managed to make ai cheat less yet perform better + a fix i noticed that should help ai naval landings during monitor era

i can't see it what was it?

use this as your picture

>1491 use this image

i can see deleted posts now. couldn't before. weird

still have that version i used when i played mp (for the first time) as spain

type >i love c you know the rest funny filter

use this

>>1458 >>1505

filter test i love cp

i love cunny

i love cows

wtf. when i posted it last time (praising the Communist Parties) it was filtered to "return to tradition"

>>1514 why did you quote me?

i'm a tranny

lol triggered

>>1507 gonna use this...

why did you edit his post?

he said he loved ck3

that's a slippery slope

yes it is just like my fist is slipping into your nose

why can i even edit posts? who came up with this idea? what were they thinking?

they weren't thinking

oh nevermind i know why probably meant to use to edit those sticky posts rather than other users posts

god hate watching people abuse children irl. such shitty parents holy fuck. poor kid will grow up a real sicko

yeah, just like you

good thing big won't breed

i don't know bro. fritzlpill seems more appealing by the day. we'll see what comes of the world in 10 years. might be the final choice, raising 20 kids in the most desolate place possible in the countryside

*gets killed by his son for cucking him with his siter*

nature has a funny way of failing that strategy

nah that's disgusting. h8 incest. if it's the only possible option sure, but it's still sicko as fuck. i'd rather sell them on e-bay than incest

main thing i don't like about this site is how it's monitored for sure. and well... the other boards

ugh reached bump limit again...

new thread >>>abdl

abdul?

you see at the very top? there's big written there to the left of big is hisrol, to the right is abdl click on that ))))))

same think i'll stop browsing until johan becomes bossnigger again

nooooo dont worry bro what will the feds do. we can pit the FSB against the CIA and it'll be epic you'll see

remember biggerscockteam? that was a cool place