>>456282 >Because she randomly picked a seat and you happened to be there in the one next to it I hadn't activated my cloaking device. the seat choice was not random. the seat was defined by its adjacency to me, and therefore it could only have been chosen for that characteristic

>>456288 >when you enter a lobby and sit down, and almost all of the chairs are empty, and there's like 1-2 complete strangers sitting far apart from eachother in silence, the NORMAL thing to do is to pick some random empty chair far away from them and sit there in silence debunk this. this is how it is, stop playing dumb. it's WEIRD to choose a chair next to somebody else in this scenario. I can think of only four reasons why that be done: >you're an extrovert desires small talk, in which case you would say "ahh, lovely weather we're having" while sitting >you're a lonely old person that grew up in a high-trust society where people tend to like to be around eachother >you're a single guy that finds the girl in the adjacent chair pretty (in which case it is your responsibility to initate conversation) >you're a single girl that finds the guy in the adjacent chair handsome (in which case it is his responsibility to initiate conversation)

Don't think you understand the meaning of the word "random" nigger

the fifth reason is that the girl was a plant from the league of /brit/ supreme gentleman sperm donors testing your faith to become one of the cabal >>456286 highly based and LOCAL wonder if he used a threshal

>this pic is at least five years old /brit/ is a flat circle, we are all delusional schizophrenics with alzheimers, and spic is still not white

>>456290 when I say "random", I mean you pick a random one of a cluster of chairs that is an adequate distance away from the other 1-2 strangers. I drew a schematic of the waiting room. the green chairs are occupied, the red chairs are 'invalid' choices that it is a social faux pas to sit in (barring one of the 4 reasons to sit in them outlined in >>456289). the arrow is pointing to the chair she sat in, the one next to me. there is simply no plausible explanation for this seating choice other than that she found me handsome, and I will die on this hill

>when I say "random" nigger I'm the one that suggested it's just a random choice of a chair that happened to be beside you, you can't just re-define the meaning of the word "random" to mean something entirely different just to suit your utterly unhinged delusions and over-analysis of literally fucking nothing happening

>>456296 GONSULT EL JPEG ESE

on the whole /brit/ is better with spic than without tbh like a court fool type of figure

>>456295 >nigger I'm the one that suggested it's just a random choice of a chair that happened to be beside you what I'm saying is that the fact that the chair was beside me means that it is, by definition, not random. the chair is defined by its adjacency to me. only the white chairs are lacking a defining characteristic, and therefore belong to the 'random' dataset

forgot up at 5am tbh nilas

>the fact that the chair was beside me means that it is, by definition, not random The chair being next to you has literally no bearing on whether or not it was randomly chosen, you complete and utter jelly-brain.

should not have stayed for just one more minute should not have clicked on that

THIS IS THE POOJA CHIEF OF NAME OF THE MCPOOJAS OF DUNBLANE TESCO

spic has a car?

thanks for the seethium steiner

>>456301 so basically, you're denying the existence of the unwritten rule that it is peculiar to sit next to a complete stranger in a waiting room when there are plenty of empty chairs that are not next to somebody? that the red chairs depicted in >>456293 are, in fact, merely white chairs? that they belong to the same 'random' dataset as the other white chairs, with near-equal weighting? the red chairs are red because they are 'next to' the green chairs. they are defined by being adjacent to the green chairs. if somebody decides to sit in a red chair, they do so knowing that they are sitting 'next to' whoever is sitting in that green chair. and yet you insist that that does not necessarily factor into their motive for selecting that chair? that it was a completely random choice? pure delusion. the reality is, when a young woman sits next to a young man in a waiting room with no shortage of empty chairs, she is inviting him to make a move on her. that's a fact. imagine if a fat stinky incel playing a handheld console was sitting in a green chair >>456293- would a hot Stacy sit in a red chair next to him, 'randomly'? of course not. she would sit as far away from him as she possibly could, or perhaps one seat closer than as far as possible to be nice. >>456307 everybody does here, it's not possible to get anywhere otherwise. there's no public transportation, it's just roads

>>456309 are you still a neet or has mummy forced you to join the rest of the toilers

>>456310 I've toiled before but not in awhile. I don't want to work a shitty job that doesn't pay much, it's degrading

I feel bad for spic being this retarded. Have you ever considered cognitive behavioural therapy?

nuigger

>>456313 *has you arrested and executed*

>>456218 porn search is failing too actually. bing seems reluctant to give you the same spicy videos it did 4 years ago, and a bunch of the xhamster stuff is down because of that girlsdoporn lawsuit. it's actually harder than ever to find good porn i reckon

>>456315 They're atrocious tbh. Can search the exact title of something and not find it. Kind of silver lining tbf. t. coomer

if jesus is the son of are father does that mean he's my brother?

Morning lads

>>456319 good morbing (morbius morning) lad

>456283 >when you enter a lobby and sit down, and almost all of the chairs are empty, and there's like 1-2 complete strangers sitting far apart from eachother in silence, the NORMAL thing to do is to pick some random empty chair far away from them and sit there in silence. maybe grab a magazine, or play with your phone while you wait. Maybe she sat next to you to avoid your stares while you were playing with your dick spic?

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