official no gay posting allowed ITT

>>161368 Good luck enforcing that.

>>161368 this tbh

>>161365 good lad first for the blair women

strawberry milkshake and woes before bed

QT and lager

>>161373 post screenshots

>>161373 >QT >>161374 >post screenshots

SIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE CHRISTMAS PARTIES

>>161373 Good lad QT screenshots are soulful

reads question from a piece of paper >both questions are muh covid shit

professor phil collins

>COVID-19: Stranded British travellers face spending Christmas in quarantine hotels keeek my aunt and uncle went to barbados or some other deanocore xoomer holiday island and aren't getting back until sharturday wonder if they will be imprisoned >>161364 yeah, something gooey to bond the frame to the brickwork I think I had some brilliant time-saving exhausted-toilee-retard plan where I would clean both the top and bottom parts of the seal off at the same time using a single piece of kitchen roll which ended up taking most of it off but I couldn't actually tell what it was supposed to look like qeqsmh was alright doing portage and misc tool holding and part passing and that kind of stuff but he didn't have proper cleaning tools and the company didn't provide any either so at the end of the job I was trying to clean up dust with a ratty brush and a dustpan with a huge crack and hole in it, and there was a lot of mess because properly setting up dust sheets and pinning them down was deemed a waste of time or not needed smhsmh

Theo Profiterole scare mongering every time he speaks smdh

>>161383 >no /brit/ plant in the audience to ask him about the putty brap toys

>>161381 yeah caulking around brick is hardmode compared to drywall or wood paneling

>29:10 on the latest gram of woes >"ahahahaha thats great I'm adding that to my meme folder"

middle class deano dunce in the first pics secondly, a zoomer wanting to know if his flight to Amsterdam will be cancelled

west country village idiot speaks

>>161385 this is not sexual repressed

female MP cosplaying as mr bean for some reason

>>161387 wish he had his camera on so I could've clipped that

sweaty nonce ponders if it's time to make vaccinations compulsory

not sure that bringing back QTposting is a good idea tbh

it's content I guess

Nefarious lad spotted

his evil planning bursting at the seam

>the government has preordered vaccines nigga wtf, government preordering dlc

>>161401 Powerful hand gesture tbh

>>161399 said the blood clot to the stroke victim I just can't take any more seething tbh. needs some good news

>>161402 supply must meet demand, you understand nothing suspicious about this at all

For her.

the ukrainu slawa pig video but it ends with pig cart thot pushing the dead sow's corpse into an abbatoir while the russian anthem plays

Dazza telling it like it is, why are they crossing from france when it's safe

>>161407 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek that would be kino

>>161408 they've been asking this question for at least seven fucking years and haven't gotten either an answer or new material

this mr bean cosplayer is asking for a slap

>>161411 it is an evil wog and part of the zog it deserves more than a slap

>>161406 Fuck Ginnie.

>>161413 I rather think that was his point lad

High streets are dead, rage against the supermarkets, rage against the internet, rage against parking charges.

>>161422 tbh sneethe has no power here

>>161422 lmao thinking it is fake seethebait https://portal.research.lu.se/en/activities/rape-study-reported-preliminary-investigation-has-started

allahu akbar!

>>161425 >a whole two seconds off this does not bode well

I've lost a mince pie, I'm gutted.

>>161428 wish I had a mince pie tbh

>>161428 he died too soon

>>161430 poor fellow

why the fuck does anyone here still watch Question Time? We stopped that ages ago, how did it come back?

>>161370 merry christmas to you too, lad

>>161432 It seemed to come back a wee bit a go. Maybe folk are a little nostalgic? I'd rather sandpaper my knackers tbqfh.

>>161432 >>161434 content drought tbh need some more ecelebs or something

QT posting is just puglad, he hijacks the thread every thursday with his autism

>>161436 at least the screenshots of the hand-picked audience are unique and not the same old frames of Joker or Bladerunner then

>>161435 >need some more ecelebs or something there is only one group we need tbh

>>161385 get yer fookin tits out fer odin, lass!

>>161438 me on the left

>>161436 glad puglad is still alive worried he might have died

>>161440 hail victory brvther

>>161442 hail

*paints the trim around the door for the barbie princess playhouse*

>>161435 The drought is real, nothing can stand up to my brutal scrutiny. I just feel empty. I can't stand anything anymore, not even the le funny alt-right wignats.

made some incel rants need to upload them tomorrow after I get a bit of a break from toil. smh a mummy called me and asked me to come over and caulk some windows on the weekend. turning into perma toiler, hopefully she sees my thick caulk and knows I am a good boy

4 hours sleep... that'll do..

Just want to goom, lift and eat cheese tbh.

>>161447 >can hear the yankisms in the voice chat calling him a 'fucking retard' with americanized accents when they say fuckin' retard

>>161452 youre the fucking retard tbh

>>161453 https://youtu.be/w2LNbAm-CWs

>>161454 Bit mean tbh.

>>161452 when?

how does he do it?

>>161456 its just sounded like xbox live americanoid cadence but idk maybe I am just autistic and imagining that. do people call each other retards alot in UK I always imagined you guys called people mongs

>>161457 puglad actually looks like this IRL

>>161458 based steiner finding out people say retard in britain

>>161448 good lad you caulk that mummy up good maybe there'll be time for donuts at the parking lot after >>161451 good lad had lots of leicester today tbh >>161458 maybe contracting terminal bongoitis exposes you to more americans than otherwise smh personally I like to vary my insults as much as possible

>>161461 >good lad had lots of leicester today tbh Going to get myself a ton of cheese for the Christmas period.

>>161459 Probably looks more like Paul Bearer tbh.

>>161460 okay good as long as you are not being subverted into being americanized global citizens of the global white nationalist underground

>>161462 extremelygoodlad I eye the variety pack cheese board type offerings but they always seem too expensive for what they offer and would rather get individual pieces the lidls speciality frog cheeses from earlier this year like saint felicien are particularly kino, luv trying new cheeses me

>>161466 the one right before 30 seconds is like when nick rochefort was saying fucking retard in cadence

get the forensic audiologists on this case, we need an expert

you are being subverted there are secret cianiggers in the discord making you into americans

>>161467 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek lad........ unironically take your meds

>>161470 https://youtu.be/2w0261AkfLA

"We'll take their metal boxes away from them" but it's referring to the heavy duty steel lockers with air holes sold with the names of young girls that conspiracy degenerates purchase and ship to their island retreats

there are secret american agents right now trying to make you talk secretly unknown to you into a radio controlled electronic operating table light radio in the walls listening nigger brained electrically connected brapologically designed computer god controlled nigger lad

post the steiner communist gangster computer god masterrace rap video

>>161474 I don't think I have that anymore

>wouldn't happen in the souf >doesn't count I had my fingers crossed >jokes on you, this isn't real texas

who washing dey chickin rn frfr on god fam no cap

what does frfr mean? keep seeing it

actually think I am going insanc lads

>>161478 fr? no cap? nigga you aint bussin

retard does seem like a bit of an americanism tbh for me it's spacker or window licker

>>161478 for real, for real. its how the north american street monkey shows a feeling of what we might call joie de vivre or elation at his particular stance being taken seriously by the rest of the troop

Considering the dialect of zoomies, saying 'retard' is the least of our problems. Bit of perspective, lids.

>>161478 "for real" I think can't wait for this memmie to die tbh it's absolute shite the fact that bongo boys are saying it out loud to each other cements it

>>161482 >>161484 thanks

>>161479 whatever happens the average borderline schizophrenic imageboard addict will still be more sane than any niggercattle >>161481 spastic, sped, mongoloid, downie etc never encountered 'mong' in the short form until madlad tbh

>>161486 good point lad, keep forgetting how dumb normalcattle are

i dont think retard is an americanism

prefer spastic myself

>>161488 it's not really but I hear it from them more often

true chads, of course, use the term 'slow-in-the-mind'

>>161486 Mong is heavily used in Scotland, so is retard tbh. Retarded or retardation used to be clinical description of people with learning disabilities etc. though.

>>161492 i hear/use mong quite often (souf) tbh

>>161489 for me it is spakker or cretin

>>161494 >cretin keeek just makes me think of the bully boy public school lads advancing towards the camera

for me? it's "retarded nigger brained troglodyte"

>>161496 that's decent

This was all just a psyop to get lads to stop using 'retard' because it offends the MI5.

>>161498 this is something an american agent would say

going to start schizooming

>>161500 good lad

>>161503 >>161502 at least there is an angel and a nativity scene and it says christmas

>>161505 the lobsters whisper in his ears

>>161504 love tacky overdecorated ex-council houses tbh they make williamoids seethe

>>161507 kino hope they get some snow. hope none of that is american subversion

smh we got an indian summer already and all the snow melted

https://youtu.be/3zHZzxJtOKw smh reminded myself of the only doors song I liked >tfw listening to this song on repeat blown off my face on tramidol and dude weed as a zoomer

>>161508 Modern christmas is sort of entirely a post war globo-american imposition in scotland since it was never a big holiday here after the reformation. It was a normal working day until 1958 when it became a public holiday. New Year's eve was always a bigger deal here until around the 60s according to my dad

its just subversive shit designed to americanize people into being athiest dude weeds

it's just good business to make the goyim worship the coca-cola company

>>161511 smh c*lvinist no fun allowed types?

I always thought charles dickens had alot to do with modern christmas then the consoomer version is the rand corporation american 1950s shit

https://thepostmillennial.com/waukesha-massacre-suspect-says-he-feels-demonized-after-the-parade-attack?utm_campaign=64502 It would help if you werent a literal nog demon, then people wouldnt demonise you.

>>161518 based

>>161517 in a healthy society that nigger would have been hanged and burned alive by the men of the town and the policemen of the town. the fact that he is even talking is a testament to how cucked, cowardly and gay americucks are

>>161518 hope those lads turned out alright

>>161522 one was a gunner or assistant gunner on a bradley in 2004-10 or something in iraqistan and reduced the shitskin population

>>161375 why do they dress like children?

>>161524 xoomers are almost all manchildren

joe rogaine is in his mid 50s and dresses like a 19 year old student

>>161525 >flash animation of a ss guy running over jew babies in a zero turn lawnmower keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek I miss making daft flash animations with my brother

real schitzo hours

>>161530 okay dame we get it you're cute but the question is, are those nips pink because if they are brown im gonna flush it down dig?

>>161532 very cute*

>>161535 truth is the game was rigged from the start

Jew havin a sneethe https://vimeo.com/517984855

>>161537 luv the abstract merchant memis tbh

Feel a bit bad for myself. Think I'll get a bag of crisps for brekkie

Smh always getting a case of the hard cock right before the first delivery of the day

>>161452 >saying "retard" means i'm americanised It's turbo over...

It's friday tbh

So cold. Wish I was unbirthed into a warm womb

Christmassu https://youtu.be/YARiPcr8SHE

>>161541 >comments are turned off

>>161548 There ought to be a serial killer who kills jews smh

Does ought mean should? I meant should

Right, reported to PREVENT.

Remember when dump had "Mein Kampf" next to his bed and was gonna save the white race?

zoomer pepe on the bus is watching family guy meme compilations without headphones

>>161554 go slap him on the back of the head and tell him not to be such a fucking pipsqueak

>>161553 I don't remember that. I'm sure there were some polacks that believed it though.

deadass need a girls feet in my mouth

Pass me the lighter… https://www.twitter.com/Channel4/status/1466135014769266693

>>161371 I'd keep that young lass in the dungeon ngl

gentlemen... we did it

>>161562 BASED FRENS

>>161446 >when everyone immediately forgot about the black school shooter

>>161562 Just build your own internet

Is there a/brit/ minecraft server?

>>161567 You're living in it.

>>161568 They do call me blockhead tbh smh

so the kali yugas meant to last 200,000 years. thats fucking retarded. indian religions are dumb as fuck.

good morning retards >>161474 here you go lad

>>161569 lel

>>161571 morning fellow retard

>>161562 You are terrified of your own children, since they are natives in a world where you will always be immigrants. Because you fear them, you entrust your bureaucracies with the parental responsibilities you are too cowardly to confront yourselves. In our world, all the sentiments and expressions of humanity, from the debasing to the angelic, are parts of a seamless whole, the global conversation of bits. We cannot separate the air that chokes from the air upon which wings beat. In China, Germany, France, Russia, Singapore, Italy and the United States, you are trying to ward off the virus of liberty by erecting guard posts at the frontiers of Cyberspace. These may keep out the contagion for a small time, but they will not work in a world that will soon be blanketed in bit-bearing media. https://www.eff.org/cyberspace-independence

>>161570 The length of it is actually disputed, quite a lot of Hindu scholars believe that around 700 B.C. an error was made in the calculation of the ages, and that it is much shorter. However, the rational element of the aeonic template still stands. According to one model, we have already passed out of the Kali Yuga, which started around the first Olympiad and finished in the late 17th century. So we are in the Dwapara Yuga right now.

>>161564 Tbh. Hope Alegs doesn't get gayist gitmo'd by the Bidung regime.

>>161576 Transdimensional alien vampires soon

god i miss old 8chan.

schmorn, seething already I see

that kind of freedom to post and read whatever you wanted is gone forever. its so over.

The jeremy vine show going full SHUT IT DOWN mode on the vaccine stuff today

>>161548 Just noticed: Santa Inc = Satanic

>>161582 pure conspirabait tbh, all the while rubbing it in your faces.

>>161583 in that situation pretty sure mine would come out something like this

Great. Groomee getting the vax today

I might just get vaxxed to see what the fuss is all about. I could ask the pharmacist for a little doggy bag of pure uncut vaxx so I can snort it later.

Imagine not being this chad every single fucking day

Well why don’t you just fuck my post up?

>>161587 Get a dartboard tattooed on your anus and get them to jab the syringe in there

>>161590 >based wogs doing the jobs the alt shite won't

just listened to the puglad cheese incident sheeeeeesh

>>161592 Some Muslims were giving Jews grief on a bus yesterday, I think even Johson mentioned it. Immigrants doing the jobs Whites just won't do smh, probably too busy doing 'posh' things.

>>161595 Heimbros...

>>161595 At least he had a job, kek, and was shagging multiple birds, which is more than can be said about some people here.

heimburgers

>>161595 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK wignat kino >tfw he sneaks cds of his speeches into happy meals

>>161600 I've got a problem with my arsenal, doc: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html sounds like dorshit or pembs

Another devil caught lads Nazi death camp guard, 101, on trial over the murders of 3,518 prisoners claims he was just a farmhand who worked nearby https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270901/Nazi-death-camp-guard-101-claims-just-farmhand-worked-nearby.html

>>161603 god I hate jews

>People with allergic conditions including hay fever, asthmas and eczema have an up to 40% lower risk of COVID-19 infection, study finds https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10269241/People-allergic-conditions-including-hay-fever-runny-nose-lower-risk-COVID-19.html Looks like dysgenics is finally paying off

>>161595 I wish there was a doco of him working his shifts at mcdonalds in some rural indiana town and he is on his breaks reading mein kampf while shart cars power chair past him and he looks up wistfully at the sky and takes a deep breath

>>161601 damn albanians at it again

>>161610 keek

>>161613 so tucker is just the most advanced gatekeeper yet? smh

get yer fokken dick out ay

>>161615 HOY JEFFREY, JEFF

going to unironically learn russian tbh..

going to unironically filter you tbh...

>>161618 before or after you bum poombsa

>>161619 based

>>161621 what

scatbois poomsbies and dorshit

>161618 >So, why have you learned Russian, little Dorset? >Well, spit it out! You better have a good excuse. >By the ghost of Stalin, if you bring more western gayism to mother Russia, I will beat you until I can wrap you in your rainbow flag and it will turn all red...

eh?

on a walk and some dogwalkers are talking ahead of me. Soon as I reach them they start walking again, right alongside me with their dogs bouncing everywhere. sure i'm getting gangstalked.

>>161627 it's called dogging lad, probably wants you to bang his missus. just be cool and let them know subtly you're dtf, like winking at them or something

>>161628 You don't bring dogs to dogging, you sick fuck.

>>161629 why's it called "dogging" then idiot?

friday night dogging night

One jab? Come on Two? *shakes head* THREE? YOU WANT TO BE A SUPER MUTANT OR WHAT? I'M GOING FOUR JABS COME ON

>>161633 AHHHHHH

God i want to breed her so bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kj9Tpub86w

>>161636 >all those videos of needles sticking to peoples arms were real

>>160780 >offensive meme it's called a joke jews make far more offensive shit about whitey >joke about the greediness of jews also another joke, perhaps don't be greedy moneygrubbing kikes >jews have too much power maybe don't have too much power then >judged for speaking out on israel's right to exist and live in peace >*bombs palestinians* >*destabilises the middle-east* >*demands that every western nation kneel to them* >"we just want to live in peeeeaaaace!"

>>161636 Yeah I have a lot of stuff saved on graphite oxide but it's all about how you can manipulate it using EM waves. Makes me think the 5g towers will be using in conjunction to do something.

>>161639 And that's a good thing!

>>161637 >>161639 tbh Im never disregarding another schizopost

This guy built a tesla atmosphere electricity collector using graphite oxide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENeDkGce5-4

https://twitter.com/GoodwinMJ/status/1466389711493214212 >379,000

morgoth was right its all just number to them

>>161646 >>161645 behead those who insult the GDP

>>161644 AAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF

https://twitter.com/i/events/1466734173599764491 you VILL be gentrified

wtf is this seating arrangement

>>161651 >no arm rest on the chairs absolute shite table looks too smol too

>>161644 >a huge asset to "britain" would like to btfo them in a debate asking them what exactly they think britain is

>>161651 looks like gaudy arab shit

>>161654 >>161652 how the fuck are you supposed to sit at this lmao

>>161651 imagine the bill

>>161651 reminds me of a hippy restaurant I saw online that used old paperback books as door stops

>white table in the middle with three stools >unusable due to these ridiculous tiny tables blocking it

tfw no sarah silverman elf gf

>>161658 keeek

>161660 BAN HIM!

>>161643 cool tbh based men in sheds

>>161657 they fill these places with "quirky" bits of tat and they call it character >>161656 £69.99 for a glass of wine and a few lumps of stale cheese or you can go for the premier £89.99 offer and get another glass of wine for no extra charge!!

>>161666 >yank jew using the word shite

>>161666 The elf is immunised against all dangers : one may call him a jew, kike, yid, parasite, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an elf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back : "I've been found out."

>Elf is now a new code for Jews hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>161658 >>161651

>>161670 AHHHHHHHHHHHH GINNNIEE

>>161670 KEEEEEEK

>>161670 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>161670 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek good laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

>>161670 >babybel keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Think that lad might actually be a poster here

still one of the funniest posts on here tbh, the pathetic meal on the floor taken with a terrible webcam, show yourself cheeseboy

marathon anyone?

>>161681 I love Greta

>>161681 >>161682

>>161447 >/shit/ is full of williams puglad is correct though

>161684 >(1)

>161685 >(1)

did you see this? National Action: Ben Raymond jailed for eight years >Ben Raymond was found guilty of being a member of banned terrorist organisation National Action following a trial at Bristol Crown Court. >He was also convicted of possessing a manifesto by Norwegian terrorist Anders Breivik and a guide to homemade detonators. >Serve five years and four months' imprisonment before he could be considered for parole. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-59519211

>>161686 good lad

>>161687 smh 8 years for fucking nothing and because its terror related he doesn't even get out in half the time, SA will be here to tell us he deserves it though smh

>>161687 yeah smh compare that to child rapist pakis getting let out in five months for good behaviour and such

>>161687 tbh they just arrest whoever they want at this point smdh

>the thalmor circumcise the talos amulets similar to how the kikes circumcise the plus symbol What did God Todd mean by this

Don't let them take you alive lads, don't be caught lackin

>>161687 reminder he probably posted here

>>161694 Well would you look at that if it isn't OC I made. Guess you can never ban me now since I drew something 5 years ago

>>161694 keeeek. this face still gets me today.

shouldn't have continued eating tacos after I was full after two smh. Put 4 on the plate and mummy taught me to finish it

why are cuckservashits so cringe smh

>>161699 good lad not wasting food

>>161702 time to go out

IT'S SEETHE O'CLOCK https://twitter.com/itsnatalieex/status/1465845173297061900

>>161704 like?

>>161700 wonder how talking with someone who is half-based is like. It's hard to make leftists or apolitical family members accept that the media lies, but these basedoids do believe they lie, but at the same time they must have something about them that doesn't let them go further than that.

>>161704 *impotently screams*