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violet... forgive me... fuck

tfw no easter egg >>240953 good lad >>240955 HAVE COME TO /BRIT/ TO SNEETHEN

Do people call themselves "Anglican"?

>>240956 what did u do cringecel?

>>240958 >outing yourself as 22st this early in the thread

>>240957 lad, you can have some of mine if you want. i thought i wasn't going to get one either, i only had to wait till people were gone and ask for it

>>240961 thanks lad going to pick a fancy one up from lidls tomorrow morning tbh

>>240962 lad, what's the fittest form u can take?

what's maximum fitness Wessie?

>>240964 fictional

keeeek why even bother

>>240965 make it real tbh

>>240960 I'm... some other lad

>>240968 i know your tricks fartin

>>240826 tbh anything with a penor could slay in a women's prison

consneedering opening a second packet of choccy digestives

going out for a kebab tbh

>>240972 kids in kebab mate

fortunately this one is just old meat.

the turks are cheap but not quite pakis.

Caption video 1: 🇷🇺The Russian military has deployed a point for repair and restoration of equipment in the field. Caption video 2: The monument to Marshal Zhukov was dismantled in Kharkov. According to the leader of the Kharkiv National Corps Konstantin Nemichev, this was done by the Kraken special unit. The Kraken is a subdivision of the Azov Regiment. Nemichev is its commander. In the treasury of reasons for complete denazification.

smh a bit of nice weather and it's straight back to fridge temperatures tonight

>>240958 >prelacy A better question is should they

was rudely awoken from a very pleasant sleep, layed in bed for an hour all bothered thinking about big mexican tits, finally dragged myself out of bed and had to eat cold brek smh

>the timing for pulling down the statues These faggots are literally trying to "cancel" Russia!

>>240943 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0DK-0fIKCw

>>240980 >>240981 keeeeeek >mummy makes you breakfast and wakes you up >complain because you hadn't finished edging smh

>>240966 Kek ridiculous premise. Then again YouTubers aren't really known for being classy, to the contrary they are clowns for clicks

>>240981 I'm always here, lad. at least, for the past couple months or so >>240984 >complain because you hadn't finished edging nah it wasn't that.. I complain because I was having a nice restful sleep and wasn't ready to wake up yet. I'm not a morning person, I can't stand getting woken up, I love sleep. then since I was still half asleep (i.e. strong imagination) and had the early morning test boost, my mind wandered

What does it mean that fertility goes down on the graph after 20-25-30? Is that when people become infertile, or is it just for some reason harder to get pregnant? Got into an argument with a woman and I actually can't answer her keeke

>>240987 their eggs shrivel and dry up

>>240986 >early morning lad, it's half past 9 here, which means at the earliest it's 1pm for you >>240987 cell mutations, and eggs produced are just lower quality for whatever reason

>>240987 less and less likely to get pregnant, birth defects become less rare, and general quality of the gestation drops like a rock. around mid 30's it becomes very unlikely, and birth defects become common it's not talked about enough how a young, healthy mother makes a huge difference in the development of the offspring. people just say genetics, genetics, genetics, which is obviously the main thing but development is heavily influenced by how much nutrition/hormones the baby is exposed to in the womb and during breastfeeding >>240989 got woken up around 3pm I guess, got up around 4, 4:30 now

>>240987 Egg cells aren't constantly created by the body, a baby girl is born with every one she will ever have. So as the years go by they lose their potency.

need me some POTENT egg cells

>>240992 Good lad

>>240990 What does less likely to become pregnant mean? Like if you just try more times you sitll get pregnant?

It's hard to bring up their egg deadline though.

>>240991 This is a good answer tbh

it's called menopause, lads. Actually running out of eggs takes time. I'm talking about the age between 20-30, what exactly it means for the fertility to go in those years

>>240997 go down*

If the woman has longer menstruation periods, with longer bleeding, is her fertility worse than others?

>>240985 can't imagine a worse place to sleep tbh. would be noisy as fuck and probably covered in rubbish and broken bottles

>>241000 dno, you're only supposed to lose one egg each montherino I think

>it's a bitch who is exactly the opposite of everything I'm looking for matching me on a dating site just to make fun of me and screencap me and put me on instagram >I am the bad guy kleeeeeeeek

>>240994 means a couple can shag like rabbits before and during ovulation every month, "trying" as it is called, and no pregnancy occurs. I guess either no sperm penetrates the egg cell or if one does then the zygote just dies within a few days or something, depends, idk exactly

sad thing is that judged by society's eyes I am the bad guy smh

Lads if every foid got pregnant, would a nation of single mum's be worth it?

>>241003 inb4 the groomer of trondelag goes viral on norge social media and you get hundreds of eager groomees in your inbox

BASED black guy punches blm nigger troon https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1515728625357795332

>>241007 >they show up at my door and I answer it looking like Woes 2 since I've gotten fatter since my profile pics smh

>foids and dating app shite on easter sunday ngmi

>>241010 tbh

jesus christ lmao

>>241010 We're trying to breed

>>241012 AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rasmus Paludan got a muslim shot and dozens others in prison for planning his murder already in Denmark. This 22st lookin nigga is causing muslims to be shot and deported by his mere existence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WxuuCOjbJ4

>>241012 >natives set fire to muslim special book >natives riot in anger because ??? yeah makes total sense. fuck the BBC

>>241016 I don't get why he's a gay nonce libertarian but his party is ultranationalist and for deportations

>>241018 they just hate muslims simple as

>>241006 If Theresa May had a child are you so sure she would have had time to work her way into becoming Prime Minister? A lot of these discussions about age of fertility and fertility rate are proxies for a return to patriarchal, i.e. more sane, standards in society.

>>241020 Not having children isn't a proxy for anything apart from the coming civilisational collapse.

Oh yeah funny part is she implied I was a groomer twice keeeeeeeek

>>241022 translate these for us smh

reminder that grooming is perfectly socially acceptable if you become chad chads can get away with basically anything when it comes to women

Just tell her she's too old.

>>241012 Almost every time, anywhere in the world, when it's "far right and counter protestors", journos just invert the conduct of each group. It's so consistent and brazen that it really is demoralising. They did this and continue to do it to this day with Moseley and the commie thugs who attacked him. >>241020 Always asoooooomed Treason May was unable to have kids tbh.

>>241023 >"You should change your bio/profile description. That part about wanting a younger woman makes you sound like a predator who's after to groom little girls." <"You must be 18 to use tinder, even though there are some who break the rules" >"And you are probably a nice guy, but that description makes you look bad" <"Thanks for the tip, I think I will, but there is a reason for it, and that is that you women are most fertile between 18 and 20, then it goes down and down, more steeply down after 30. And I want more children so I need to start early >"That is not factual. That is just something "alpha mmen" say to excuse grooming women into what they want" This was after I had softened her a bit with my charmerino tbh

>>241021 No, patriarchies are wiser and wisdom is important especially for races as suppositional as the germanic and celtic ones. Darker and thus more animalistic races can get by on their natural draw towards greed, which is why fertility rate dropping in East Asia doesn't lead to open borders but it is different over here. Unless you meant something else??

>>241024 Yeah. I got kicked out of a dating app for asking a lass to fuck. I just thought that was normal behaviour and tried to act like a chaderino smh

>>241026 A lot more Theresas these days is the point of the example. Can't or won't, for this kind of thing, is positively correlated as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIfS2Y6bmmc Now this is my kind of autism. >>241027 Keeeeek coping wall approaching femoid sneethe.

>>241022 shut the up nobody cares you ugly nonce filtered

>>241027 >>241029 >that is not factual really makes you wonder what she and other women actually believe about their own fertility tbh also, you only are allowed to act like chad if you actually look like one

>>241032 She is "just" 22 tbh

>>241028 See all of that is just additional to the point that you need kids for a future.

>>241035 well if you google it almost all the articles will try to deny what we know. Say it's perfecly fine up to 30 and 35, and even after that it's not so bad, and you'll also hear about how freezing your eggs is fine and without risk as well

>>241034 Looked like that would've broken her collarbone.

>>241034 broken ribs anyone? >>241038 ofc it does, fucking hell

>>241037 But nobody is looking at anything indicating complete and total lack of childbirth, so you are building a castle in the sky for some reason. Probably a wog

Hey rich man who owns multiple properties and a yacht I am ready to settle down now

>>241042 I'd rail every single one of them fit mummies hmmmm yeah

>>241042 All of the blokes in the 50s who might have dated them have dated them have been chased home by uncomfortable regulations by the ascetics, like smoking bans in restaurants, speech codes which have led to wogified town squares, etc

*enters house of lass who just turned 16*

>>241049 >when she might've already had 5 cocks before turning legal (for you) and it's still a social crime (she's a child you freak!) Modernity oppresses the autist and the incel on so many different levels.

>>241050 yeah, 12 year old getting those conraceptive sticks put into their arms because... dude you can't just stop kids having sex haha if they want it they're gonna do it dude... wait you got a problem with that..??

>/tv/ saying the Northman is flopping nooooo

>>241053 kino will always flop, soyperhero movies and animated kids rubbish will always make the cash. just how it is, maybe i can go and see it in cinnymas before it goes

>>241054 >>241053 wasn't there a bit of poz in it? or am I just assooming

hm

Researchers decode pigs' well-being through oinks and grunts >Biologists studied over 7,000 recordings from 411 pigs, from the brief squeaks of satisfaction at feeding time to the desperate cries at slaughter, before classifying them into 19 different categories. >The project...offers a new way of improving animal welfare by laying the groundwork for a tool that can categorize an emotion based on the noise produced, according to the researcher. >Once developed, the new tool would allow farmers...to monitor their mental health...if the negative squeals increase, the farmer would be alerted that something was wrong and could check. https://phys.org/news/2022-04-decode-pigs-well-being-oinks-grunts.html

>>241055 there is some nudity and feminism maybe. Not heard anything

>>241059 that's terror terror built into the system

https://lichess.org/ZWDJTt5F Chess anyone?

>>241061 joined lad

poof william tbh

>>241061 I'm too much of a brainlet for competitive chess

burger brothers... its over

Just shat half a toilet bowl of mucus don't know tf why but felt good

>>241066 this still felt good tho. i'll get you next time lad

>>241067 lad the mucus is supposed to come from your willy

>>241068 yeah I blundered don't get too cocky.

>>241072 you're the cocky one tbh hehe

looking at this pic again

anyone got wojacks/pol faces/ pepes where he's singing into a microphone

>>241075 Hullo Marine Le Mammal

https://youtu.be/bumdb4c8zTM play this in your truck the twenty two stones

willy wanks!

>The Last Sleep of Arthur in Avalon is a painting by Edward Burne-Jones and is considered to be his magnum opus >Following his death, the painting passed to a neighbour, whose descendants, sold the work at auction in 1963 >Burne-Jones was out of fashion at this time so its export was allowed despite some objections https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Sleep_of_Arthur_in_Avalon

>>241083 wouldn't happen further south

Fuck I was (you)ing schizo

>>241088 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>241084 <Avalon anon you don't believe in that made-up nonsense, do you?

>>241068 Kings to TF

>>241084 That's a nice painting, lad.

Summoning the semen demon.

>>241095 >>241097

Caption image 1: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 Guards missile cruiser "Varyag" in the periscope lens of a NATO submarine off the coast of Crete. Caption video 1: Friends, fighters of the Chechen special forces, even on the front line, pay special attention to the remembrance of Allah Almighty. Each of our guys, being in the thick of things, treats all obligatory and desirable religious prescriptions with due respect and awe. ⠀ Allah Almighty always illuminates the path of His faithful servants. Even the impenetrable darkness parted before the true believers, who entrusted their lives to the Great Creator for the sake of a great goal. ⠀ We are not afraid of enemies, because on our side is the one who created the heavens, the earth and what is between them! Caption video 2: The Chechen people at all times valued courage, valor, heroism and self-sacrifice in the name of defending the Motherland. Warriors who were injured on a noble path received honor and respect in society. ⠀ One of the true sons of the Fatherland is my dear BROTHER Ruslan Geremeev "Kind". He took an active part in the liberation of Mariupol, being on the front line along with his fighters. After the capture of the city administration, he was wounded and ended up in the hospital. ⠀ Recently doctors recommended Ruslan to continue treatment at home. It was with great pleasure that I visited dear BROTHER. I was pleasantly surprised that, despite the severity of the injury, he is successfully recovering. Apparently, the wounds received on the noble path tend to heal quickly, which we cannot but rejoice at. ⠀ I sincerely thanked Ruslan for his courage, courage and heroism shown by him during the special operation. It is thanks to such fighters that we successfully solve the tasks set by our Supreme Commander-in-Chief Vladimir Putin. ⠀ Ruslan assured me that he would soon return to duty and continue to serve for the good of our Motherland. I have no doubt of this, for warriors like him are incapable of weakness, no matter what test they may experience. Caption video 3: Every day helping the residents of Donbass who find themselves in a difficult situation, the ROF named after the Hero of Russia Akhmat-Khadji Kadyrov does not forget about its citizens. President of the Fund Aimani Nesievna gave joy to nine needy and low-income families of the republic in this holy month for all Muslims. Thanks to dear MAMA, they became the owners of a new home. ⠀ For some of them, this gift was a pleasant surprise. Wandering around other people's apartments, they did not even suspect that they had learned about their plight and, moreover, solved their problem. Dear BROTHERS - Chairman of the Government of the Chechen Republic Muslim Khuchiev, his deputy Abdul-Kerim Edilov, Minister of Construction and Housing and Public Utilities Muslim Zaipullaev handed over the keys to the houses to the new settlers. ⠀ I congratulate the new settlers on the holiday! I wish them a happy life in a new place, peace and prosperity! Many thanks to Aimani Nesievna for her active participation and enormous assistance provided to us in solving important social problems, among which is the provision of housing for the needy category of citizens. May the Almighty reward you with great blessings for pious deeds!

>>241100 <zero sexiness don't care, fake & gay war

real schizo hours

>>241101 >naysayer says "i don't find gay things sexy" Good for you, naysayer, maybe you won't go to hell!

gn

>>241103 Jews are super cool right?

>241100 sorry not going to wank off about churkas on britpol

>seething naysayer Feels good tbh

>>241104 See you tomorrow, Sponge Bob

"woman using magic to obey a man"

"13 witch coven conjuring the will to obey their husbands"

"witches beating a fellow witch for failing to obey her husband painting"

>>241110 terrifying tbh

"witch happily learning marital submission"

Caption video 1: Assalamu alaikum! By the will of Almighty Allah, we performed ruzba in the mosque named after the uncle of the Prophet Muhammad ﷺ - Khamzat. Friday's sermon was read by Imam Aslan Abdulaev. He spoke about the virtues of the holy month of Ramadan, in which Allah Almighty sends His boundless mercy to the believers. ⠀ The imam also recalled that with the onset of Ramadan, the gates of heaven open, the gates of hell are locked, and the devils are chained. Also, the greatness of this holy month is evidenced by the fact that on its seventeenth day, the Almighty granted victory to the Muslims in the battle of Badr. In this battle, the Prophet ﷺ and his companions won the first major victory over a large detachment of polytheists - Meccans. ⠀ Aslan Abulaev in his prayer asked Almighty Allah to grant victory to our soldiers fighting in Ukraine against those who trampled on all the concepts of faith, morality and humanity. ⠀ We performed a collective Friday prayer under the leadership of Imam Sheikh Abu Anas. May Allah accept our ruzba! Caption video 2: True patriots of their homeland, worthy, brave and courageous sons of the Chechen people are eager to fight! Competent leadership over them is carried out by my dear BROTHER, commander of the Regiment of Patrol and Guard Service of the Police named after Hero of Russia A.A. Kadyrov Ministry of Internal Affairs for the Chechen Republic Zamid Chalaev. ⠀ These guys have seen a lot along the way. And there is nothing to scare them. They firmly stand in the way of Akhmat-Khadji Kadyrov and are ready to fulfill orders of any complexity. There are already hundreds of complex operations behind their backs, and they are happy to carry out as many. ⠀ I'm really proud of the fighters from the Chechen Republic! They daily prove their courage, courage, courage, heroism and the highest military skill. With such men, we are not afraid of any enemy! AKHMAT-POWER! Caption image: Another photo of the Moskva Caption video 3: АХАХААХАХАХАХАХААХАХАХА Goblins discovered the Polish language (but did not understand it)

>>241115 "goblins" is an interesting term. If you burn teenage "goblins" alive, hardly so bad, no?

>>241097 what are you doing this with?

https://twitter.com/garmacnamee/status/1514638916720246785 That muzzie who beheaded and castrated 2 poofs in ireland getting carted off

>>241119 The onlookers look to be in a state of shock

>>240991 >>240996 Let's say a lass starts periods at 15 and stops at 45, that's only 360 or so periods. They're born with way more than that. >A female foetus has around 4 million eggs. When a baby girl is born, the number of oocytes steadily drops to between 1 and 2 million, and the number keeps decreasing by 10,000 each month before puberty. When a girl reaches puberty, she has between 300,000-400,000 eggs, yet the monthly loss of oocytes slows down to 1,000. huh seems like the viability of eggs is really similar to sperm actually, in that only the top 1% of them are any good. Lasses just have a different mechanism for filtering them out. Thanks for the education lad.

>>241115 Rocket launchers have IKEA instructions on them? Is this normal?

>⬆️💣A drunk and (possibly) drugged Zelensky is in his office today. The video was uploaded and deleted. The Western world should see its heroes. >Credit Alexandra truth

>>241091 >there are "British" people who question the reality of are ancestors

>>241122 wouldn't want to shut out a potential customer by having the instructions in the wrong language lad plus the manuals usually aren't included in the second-hand market simple pictographs let you sell the same weapon all across the globe with no confusion and learning how to operate the weapon becomes so simple that even a child could do it it's just good business >>241123 looking a bit out of it keeek

He made a funny response to the CURSED seacow, but I will have to filter Ukraine spammer lad again.

18yo gingerlass at the pub looked at me and said hello and smiled do you think she'll have sex with me?

>>241128 Yes, how much of ur disposable income is going into pubs lad?

>>241129 0

>>241130 you just walk inside and stay?

>>241131 Water

Farted so hard I shot off through the roof and into the sky. It's FREEZING up here!

>>241127 unironically feel bad for Will Smith tbh

Is that 2 years of failed online grooming for 22 and the lads?

>>241134 tbh

Big Willy gon' get thru this

>>241138 I hate niggers and their platitudes. Reality is that this was a one man chimp out. Simple as >I is gonna learn obah heeya! I is gonna gib id all obah to dee lawd! I is a work in progress in diss shit!

There's a neet called Dorset and he's the tabooo, the sweeetest taboooo..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcPc18SG6uA&ab_channel=SadeVEVO

What do you lads call the game where one person has to chase the others and whoever they catch is then the chaser?

>>241141 He?

>>241141 tig

>>241141 rape

>>241141 Politi og tyv

How do lasses feel when they realise they have thousands of followers because of how they look only?

>>241139 It was a cringe overreaction but it was still just a slap. Will Smith is the whitest nigger in jewlywood, lad. Wouldn't be surprised if David Attenborough was at his birth, imprinting on him so he would bond with white people, the way that imprinting works on lions and crocodiles.

>>241143 Thought so, we call it "tick" smh >>241144 Used to play a version with my snex where I would have to fuck her but she had to run away and escape or I'd cum in her but it always ended with her just giving in smh >>241145 based, do you shout SKYRIM when you win?

>lads didn't play British Bulldogs run run run at primary >>241144 Keeek.

>>241146 Good I bet. Being valued for one of the only things they are valuable for should feel good evolutionarily

>>241148 >based, do you shout SKYRIM when you win? "tatt" when the police touches a thief

>>241150 >lads didn't play British Bulldogs run run run at primary keeeeek and the lads you chased were called german bastards

>>241151 They feel good about it but it's also creepy because unattractive men are perving on them. Like a fisherman casting a wide net and then blaming the unwanted fish he caught. It's the same with irl female over displays of sexual availability.

Some superly eldely lads

can barely remember anything from primary school smh

>>241154 yeah but none of them will even touch her or even be in a room with her

peaked in P7 tbh it's all been downhill from there

>>241157 It doesn't matter. Her heckin discomforterino is still caused by (You) incel creep.

>>241159 just rape her

>getting sad instead of angry never gonna make it in the big incel leagues lad

>>241158 smh

>>241161 I tried to find her online but I don't have enough info to go by smh

>>241162 Keeeeek that image. Also just realised Steiner looks like Nick Frost from Blade.

Day of the rape, thousands of incels engage in rape and sex crimes as they reach age 40

>>241159 just be handsome like me

I don't get why people would buy that Alexa thing

just want a sexy 18yo redhead to call me daddy tbh is that too much to ask for huh

bad news lad, the incel pandemic is only getting worse, SEA maxxing areas are experiencing excess demand, pussy inflation

>>241168 you have to buy new thing or else you'll be shamed by your peers who bought new thing plus the people in the adverts are all happy and you want to be happy too

>>241171 When grandparents got one of them I tested it by saying play in the hall of the mountain king and it would only play some shit modern remix as it was probably the first result on jewgle at the time. Smh. Spybot doesn't even do the good things it says on the tin right. They've thankfully got rid of it now.

>>241171 >I CAN TURN THE LIGHT OFF WITH MY VOICE! <Your flat is so small you you can turn it off with your nose

>>241172 >They've thankfully got rid of it now. based >>241173 keeeeek

10:28, what do u neet lads do all day?

>>241176 relax and scour youtube for hidden dancehall dubplates

>>241176 goon and goom

>>241176 have sex

>>241178 cant do gaming after ive wanked, lose all concentration and memory tbh

>>241180 I can, but I cant goom after visiting a prossie because it feels so pointless compared to even the most pointless sex

>>241181 ah, a based prossie enjoyer

>>241176 >being awake before noon yikes

if i lived in bournemouth i could have so many prossies theres fuckin nothing where i live

>>241184 Isn't Bournemouth a retirement town?

>when you see someone you sort of know but cant remember their name so you walk past >>241185 theres a lot of retired there ye but its also uni i think and lots of thots go there

dunno how i'd meet a prossie tbh

>woke up to brother talking about how the muslims rioting aren't real muslims and just thugs using it as an excuse to commit crimes for no reason, and that "I see that free speech is important but burning the quran wasn't necessary" >this probably represents the average person

>>241184 Situation is grim here too, lasses with Bogdanoff faces charging £100 for 30 mins smh

>>241188 you should break his legs

>>241188 Quote the Quran at him

>>241191 lad real muslims are secular muslims who have western values

Why do people keep saying Brexit was a mess? >>241192 keeek would just boot him to fuck tbh

From the introduction to one of my copies of the Quran: "The number of campaigns which he led in person during the last years of his life is twenty-seven, in nine of which there was hard fighting. The number of the expeditions which he planned and sent out under the leaders is thirty-eight. He personally controlled every detail of organisation, judged every case and was accessible to every suppliant.

>>241193 because brexit was the biggest mistake we've ever made as a country

He died by being poisoned by one of his enemies. >>241197 But how le so lad

>>241198 because racist gammons want to stop everything coming into the country which causes prices to go up and things like

>>241199 smh, I've heard that the production problems in China were caused by Brexit

don't make me do it wessex

vivi...

>>241193 the price was too high lad leaving the european union is all well and good if that's what the majority truly wants but it never should've come at the cost of the uk's eu membership

holy fuck I just brushed my teeth and it took forever, must have been brushing away for like 10 minutes straight, awful mouth is clean at least, except for behind the bottom incisors where it always builds up no matter what I do

Clean your teeth for 1 hour a day.

>>241205 supposed to be like.. >brush for 2 minutes, scrape tongue, about 20-30 minutes after breakfast (depending on acidity of what you ate/drank) >floss, brush for 3 minutes, scrape tongue, about 20-30 minutes after whenever you eat last for the day but idk how to get a good complete brushing in in only 3 minutes, feels like I take at least 6. the morning brush is probably about 3, but it's intentionally half-assed

the fuck?

>>241208 keeeeeeeeek

>>241208 it's so stylish and modern

nini

>>241214 ni lad

>>241212 when lads share their rooms with us. >it's a call for help;, a cal for irl friends

watching Romeo and Juliet (1996) tbh

>>241218 Claire Danes at her peak, tbh

>>241218 kino

>>241219 Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

>>241219 who

>>241222 A poor actor who played Juliet in Romeo and Juliet (1996) She is fair

>Since 1998, Danes remains banned from the Philippines and her films also remain banned in the region. The ban came after Danes said Manila, capital of the country, "smelled of cockroaches, with rats all over, and that there is no sewage system, and the people do not have anything – no arms, no legs, no eyes". Danes later apologized for those remarks, but the Filipino authorities refused to lift the ban.[42][43][44][45] keeek

>>241224 keeeeek wtf

>>241224 keeeeeek seamonkeys btfo

>>241227 smh

>>241227 Be interesting to know who is behind the lawsuits.

>>241224 > the people do not have anything – no arms, no legs, no eyes" Great, somewhere I can finally get a gf

>>241223 she was also in Terminator 3, which is a very entertaining flick, and Homeland, which was a decent TV show until they killed off Damian Lewis' character

>>241224 >people do not have anything – no arms, no legs, no eyes" Keek did she get that from a book written in the 14th century?

>dating site >mutt has this meme on their profile keeeeeeek

uh oh stinky

>>241235 very cosmopolitan

ywn tend to your helmet

Were ancient anglos giants?

>>241238 keeeeek

These are the only niggers I like

>>241241 >these are the black power rangers >they summon a giant over the top batman 1989esque car instead of a megazord

>>241242 more like nigger teletubbies

>>241243 Yeah, except they have the TVs under their arms keek

my laptop charge lead doesnt work for some reason holy fuck i am going to die

>>241235 Trve Sovth Englishmen don't have an accent though, as we speak english. You wouldn't say a Japanese man speaks japanese with a japanese accent, he just speaks japanese.

>>241246 tbh

>>241240 Imagine going to fight in a foreign war, pussying out and refusing to kill anyone, then surrendering and being used as a hostage for trading. His family must be embarrassed.

>>241246 An accent is simply a way of pronouncing words. A Japanese person speaks Japanese with one of the many Japanese accents. Retard. There isn't even a "true" English accent.

>>241249 Except there is and it's my one.

>>241250 Except there isn't and you're a fucking retard

>>241249 Generally speaking, accents can lead to distortions, affectations and mispronunciations. If you speak clearly and adhere to the normal rules of the language, you get something more akin to the diction of, say, Tony Blair.

>>241252 There are no normal rules of the language you fucking window licker.

Especially fucking so for English.

>241253 That's the same thing leftists say when defending ebonic baboon speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu8Aw3n2DNg Based boomer now defending our right to think about rape on trains.

What is a language but a series of rules and words to mesh with those rules? Without rules, you don't have a language. For a word to have meaning is a rule in and of itself. Without rules words become meaningless. To be RW in the first place is to be an agent of order and conservation of one's culture. To discard rules and language is the leftist, subversive, destructive worldview that leads to journos using "populist" as a derogatory term and "woman" meaning "anything that puts on a dress". Filtered.

Yes there are. Words should be pronounced in a certain way. If you say "nothin" rather than "nothing", or "'ard" rather than "hard", your pronunciation is objectively wrong because you are omitting certain letters. Yet this is general practice with certain accents.

>>241256 >tfw it was meant to be a joke

They've also changed the meaning of the word violence to suit an agenda, which is fine I guess if english isn't a real language that never had rules

Surely this has nothing to do with record percentages of brown men taking up space, but rather it's people staring that causes rape to happen

Found this lass on a dating site

>>241263 why is he opening her vagina lips for the cameraman

>>241258 Why are you pretending not to know that the spelling of words changes over time? >muh particular rules forced onto the population at large That's too much asceticism, i.e. the weakness of rightists >muh leftism is bad Rightism is also bad >>241238 Is the helmet closer to the camera?

>>241265 >Is the helmet closer to the camera? yeah

>>241265 >Rightism is also bad >Is the helmet closer to the camera? Where have you just come from lad and how did you find us?

imagine being political after 6 years together

The spelling of words changing over time only happens because of stupid and lazy people. In a perfect world, it wouldn't happen.

>>241263 I would

tfw no Hong Kong gf I can listen to Cantonese love ballads with

>>241271 you can have her wechat

mugi got feet fr fr

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>>241276 keeeeek good lad

Azov murdering like 20 injured surrendering Russians. why are nazis so evil bros?

>>241276 keeeeeeeeeek

Caption image: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 The Institute for the Study of War (USA) showed how the situation in Mariupol has changed over the past day. Judging by the map, the Russians have seized territories north of Azovstal. Caption video 1: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 An attempt to break through the encirclement, enemy forces from the territory of the Primorsky district to Azovstal on April 15. 43 pieces of equipment were destroyed and damaged, up to 150 people were killed and wounded. Caption video 2: 🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡ The work of artillery spotters in the Azovstal area, presumably the fire is carried out by Krasnopol shells Caption video 3: 🇺🇦 deceased African American in civilian clothes near Azovstal Caption image 2: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 Captured Ukrainian soldiers being fed well

>>241279 Are you sure? Him missing twice and not effectively blowing them all up with the one grenade that hit, plus him not wanting to move out of cover, suggests the Russians were still a threat. Unless he's just squemish and doesn't want to see the results of what he's doing. Odd vid.

>>241282 in the full video it zooms out, doesnt look too good tbh

Caption video 1: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 The result of the work of Chechen servicemen at the Ilyich plant in Mariupol is minus eight Azov nationalists in this shop alone. Caption video 2: 🇷🇺 Training of the air part of the Victory Parade: eight MiG-29 fighters lined up in the sky in the form of the letter "Z" Caption video 3: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 Artillery of the LPR strikes at the positions of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the Pervomaisky area. To avoid return fire, units are forced to constantly change their deployment. With the help of spotters, it is possible to avoid hitting residential buildings. Caption video 4: 🇷🇺🇺🇦 A bunch of captured Ukrainian soldiers

>>241283 Wdymbt? Still not sure if the grenade thrower thinks he's in danger from the enemy or if this is a deliberate attempt to kill surrendering men. Why would Azog release it if it's the latter? Was this not intended to be released but was leaked? What am I doing? Can't expect context, explainations, sources, etc. in /brit/. Carry on. I'll just filter you like the other Ukraine spambot.

>>241285 I just saw the video on 4chud and thought it was cool fuck off DONT FILTER ME

>>241287 >ywn be a cute lesbian girl bullied by le bisexual girl who spits at you and ties you up for her boyfriend to breed

>241285 >one of the shrillest and therefore gayest posts ever written It won't end up well for this lad, not at this rate

>>241267 >you don't belong here No you

I love indians so much

>>241295 get on the line

>>241296 She was on her mobile. It is the current year after all. Don't even have a landline.

>>241295 so she already left and there is no going back then

>>241295 I hope you shout at your mummy for being so retarded

contact the dykecucked husband and offer to put in work

>>241298 Nobody has 'left' anywhere yet. He's probably going to get kicked out because >women. Smh. He always seemed so Chad. If this can happen to him, it can happen to any good lads who get wives and breed. >>241300 He's still in the upset and in disbelief stage. Hoping he will get angry, then calm, then his wife will have an untimely accident in minecraft, tbph.

hope he's getting all his ducks in a row legally and financially because I guarantee she is

>>241294 That's a good one

>>241295 time to go to work

>>241295 my mummy has a divorcee friend and was asking for advice on whether the friend's son should get divorced too because apparently his wife is controlling and doesn't like her mother in law. Said I don't condone divorce, simple as.

divorce should be allowed but there should be no support

woke up at 4 again, toil all day tomorrow

Rasmus Paludan announces new plans next week https://twitter.com/Expressen/status/1516049266619392004

why dont people just set up facebook groups planning public quran burnings up and down the country? you dont even have to show up just publicise it.

>>241311 you'd get raided by CT in the uk, scandis should do it though.

>>241312 they can't raid everyone tbh

>>241312 tbh you'd need someone outside of the country doing it.

>>241314 you first then, also the whole purpose of CT is so the muslims don't feel like they have the need to riot, a quran burning would never be allowed in the uk.

>>241311 hate speech, incitement to riot

reet lads

>>241316 >would never be allowed yeah but isn't that the point? it's not "allowed" in sweden which is why the muslims rioted and the media protected them. the fact that it isn't "allowed" is exactly why it needs to happen.

>>241279 Looks strange to see them in a group nearby a unarmoured van wearing body armour, in black instead of usual green. On their backs instead of bellies as expected of surrendering soldiers. It looks like another war crime, and I wouldn't be surprised if the mililtiamen of DPR, since that would explain the black uniforms, each had his hands tied behind his back.

>>241316 If you have a dawkins stephen fry style libtard organise it in a fashion of "ahah religion so silly lmao" you could probably get away with it.

>>241319 it is allowed in sweden you mong thats why the police were protecting him, he'd be arrested for hate speech in the uk.

>>241256 >jew runes >based boomer

>>241307 no-fault divorce shouldn't be allowed >there should be no support tbh tbh

>>241323 I think he lived in Israel for a while

>doesn’t based boom >just based jooms

>>241322 true you couldn't do it in a based fashion with someone like paludan but if you put it through an atheist secularist lens you might get away with it.

>>241307 agreed, evil the way women can destroy ex husbands >>241310 tbh

>>241321 >dawkins stephen fry style libtard organise it in a fashion of "ahah religion so silly lmao" KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK yeah probably.

>>241263 >stare rapes you before revealing his Ching schlong

>>241322 like i said, if everyone did it, they wouldn't be able to arrest everyone. that's what we need to happen >le don't even try memi

>>241330 she looks like she would stay up all night discussing Deng-Xi thought with you then report you to the secret police

>>241330 looks more thai than chink tbh

>>241331 just make a fuckton of anonymous facebook accounts and claim you're burning a quran at this place and dont show up. they cant arrest you for that

love seeing ireland do the exact same shit britain did but being 10 years behind, howling tbh.

>>241335 tbh

>>241334 >they cant arrest you for that yes they can >>241331 you first then mr gchq

>>241337 do it anonymously through vpn/tor or steal the IP of some rando.