>>278499
wrong
>>278511
<spends entire disposable income on skincare and antiaging products
nah it's pretty cheap. all you really need is
>cleanser (wash face every night)
>retinol (work up to applying every night for 18 months or so, then every other day for life; keeps you looking young/smooths skin texture)
>physical sunscreen (i.e. zinc oxide; apply generously whenever going outside)
makes a big difference
<just turns shower to full cold for 1 minute at end of shower
cold showers are good and all, I should probably do that too. also try taking Ashwagandha, helps to reduce cortisol levels further. but, you're doing a logical fallacy here if you think doing one beneficial thing makes doing another beneficial thing unnecessary. we should both do both- skincare and cold shower
>>278513
>If he gets any sun he'll be taken for a Paki
nah I would just have a slight panty-wetting swarth, chicks dig southern european man. hell just the other day I bought something in a store and the cute blonde cashier was all nicey-nice, eyes lighting up, they're hard-wired to crave the seed of sudevropa
>Meds aren't white: they have considerable Asian and African admixture
archaic admixture is a thing in some places, but I don't have much. I took a dna test years ago and it said 99.9% European 0.1% North African. multiply that by two (half PT) and you get 99.8% Aryan / 0.2% Hamitic (Berber). just look at the racial map. big whoop
>colourless eyes and hair (black absorbs all colours not reflecting any colour)
my hair/eyes are dark brown, not black. also there are some random blonde hairs, particularly in my moustache, and when I shine a light into my eye you can see that it is green under the brown. if only there were a way to vaporize all of that melanin in the eyes, I'd have lovely green eyes with limbal rings