perfect style for the /brit/ film tbh;
*Fade in to a night shot of the window to Pepe's attic bedroom, showing a little of the neighbourhood outside.
>Meet Pepe, a cute little green frog, in a big scary world.
*Pepe is typing comically on his computer, Apustaja-posting on Redchanit.
>He had a quiet life of anonymous funposting, until...
*The bedroom door bursts open, revealing a seething soy UK policeman with a gun.
"FREEZE, SCUMBAG!"
*Pepe is surprised, shot layout as in the "Father walks in on Pepe watching a big screen" meme.
*Brief view of a ball-peen hammer, the door slams and rattles a few times before creaking open slowly, the policeman's hat rolls into the room.
*Fade out
>THIS FALL
*Flash cuts, a delivery van careening over an icy road in a snowy landscape being chased by a military helicopter, a rickety sailing boat being outrun by border patrol skiffs, dafties waving flags as they are surrounded by antifa.
>AN ADVENTURE YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE
*More flash cuts, the lads clink glasses, cheer and toast in the Knights Templar as Pepe sits at the head of the long table, David Davis resigning in Parliament, Joe holding Farage's body in the rain.
>A gripping tale of friendship and learning!
*Title screen: /Brit/xit
>/Brit/xit. A frog... and his friends.
*Black screen, sound of loo flushing.
*Fade in to the door of a WC opening, Dorset's face poking out.
"Uhh... Poo, tee-bee-aiytch lads?"
*Fade out, release date, producers credits (shekelberg motion pictures ltd)
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*Armoured police batter the front door of a small seaside town house down and rush in.
*Various high-pitched screams and shadows moving behind window curtains.
*The viewpoint moves in, revealing a dirty hallway with peeling wallpaper and odd stains. Off-white goop spills out from the room on the right, with bootprints and skidmarks in it.
*The policeman with the ram skid fully down the entire hallway and is embedded in the far wall along with his ram.
*Dorset pops out from the room to the side.
"Oh, hullo lads. Sorry about the mess, I, uh, accidentally…"