NEETlad: Could I have [clears throat] one of those (you)s now?
Bossman: Sure.[(you)s NEETlad]
NEETlad: You're a wagie, huh?
Bossman: Yeah, a wagie.
NEETlad: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things in, uh, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not, Wagies ... were spawned by Jews.
Bossman:[raises eyebrows in disbelief] Come again? [laughs]
NEETlad:No, i-i-it's a fact. You see, uh, Wagies have golem blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, Cromwell conquered Britain. And he let the Jews in.
Bossman: Yes...
NEETlad: So you see, way back then, uh, Wagies were like, uh, toilers in the cities. Ah, they all had guilds and guarantees, but, uh, well, then the Jews moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with Wagie minds, huh? That they changed the whole work ethic forever. That's why qualtiy toil and a third of the year off became unpaid overtime and triple shifts. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Wagies still carry that Jew mindfucking. Now this...
[Bossman laughs]
NEETlad: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Bossman: [laughing] I love this guy. [stumbling on words through his laughter] This guy.
NEETlad: Your ancestors are Wagies! Uh-huh. [Bossman is cracking up with laughter] Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandfather gave up his rights for shekels, ho, ho, yeah, and he sold his farmland... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, [points at Bossman] you're a toilslave.
[All laughing]
Bossman: Ohhh!
NEETlad: Huh? [while twisting his index finger in the air] Hey! Hey! Hey!
Bossman: You're a toilslave. [laughing] Ohhh! This guy, beautiful.
[He kisses NEETlad on the cheeks, then whispers something to his shift manager, stopping to turn around and chuckle at NEETlad. He continues, then turns around to reveal he was getting a timesheet from his manager. He lifts a pen and puts NEETlad down for three consecutive shifts]