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Anonymous 03/19/2021 (Fri) 04:12:20 No. 10485
So there's like a first look at the new Harvey Birdman spin-off focusing on Birdgirl, I can't make much out of it other than how painfully unfunny it is, almost as if it was written by women. And clearly everyone is ugly as sin. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=vbZzDOgwdfg
>>10485 I'm gonna throw up.
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>>10485 Venture Bros got canceled, while this crap got greenlighted...
>>10485 I don't want to get this thing they sent us.
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>>10485 The show hasn't even aired but the dog already is tired of this shit. Also the green girl looks like these twitter wojaks that normalfags post.
As much as I hate Colbert, this show ain't shit without his character.
>>10485 Yeah this should have been something I could get excited about since I loved Birdman, but of course given the current year status is still on-going, I get this fucking trash pile instead. >>10508 His character was great, but I don't think his absence would kill the show by itself.
THANK YOU SO MUCH WARNER AND ADULT SWIM!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC XD
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>>10485 Throwback episodes with Peanut and Potamus is all I ask for. They may be teh best episodes. >>10494 Venture Bros could make a comeback on a different network or service. Birdgirl spinoff looks like it took some dick sucking to dig up.
>>10511 >teh
Makes me glad I no longer watch television or Adult Swim, for that matter. I gave the Harvey Birdman: Attorney General special a try, and felt like I wasted money on iTune$ again afterwards. This spin-off feels like an easy pass.
>>10511 Even if it ends up on HBOMax, I'd still be happy. I've been a fan well after quitting the tube. Never would've thought the bastards at Adult Swim had balls enough to cancel it, and for what sensible fucking reason?
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>>10512 >He doesn't know about TEH
>>10551 I dont think he's referencing that teh.
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>>10494 You got the Harley Quinn show with rejected jokes from VB, Modok's spinoff as a Robot Chicken sketch that fills the entire episode, what else do you want? >>10508 >Colbert Is he willing to continue his Trump cartoon now that his main guy is in the office? >>10525 Because they've been hiring tumblr artists, have you seen their hilarious Shin Chan ripoff skit that runs at 5 fps?
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>>10511 >>10525 It's been six months and nothing...I'm starting to lose hope. >Never would've thought the bastards at Adult Swim had balls enough to cancel it, and for what sensible fucking reason? It's not AS fault, it was the result of AT&T and Warner bros merging, in which they decided to cost-cut things such as Venture Bros and DC Direct those DCSHG statues (like the BFF ones) I was hoping for, won't be made, FUCK .
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>>10485 This looks awful.
Anyone else a fan of birdgirl before this was announced? I thought she was pretty hot in harvey birdman and I liked her sincerity and enthusiasm, she was almost autistic. Having an all woman cast doesn't have to suck but why can't they be attractive looking? I don't want to watch the trailer.
>>10485 Calling it now, 2 seasons (one season split in two) and 11 mini shorts.
>>10576 >but why can't they be attractive looking? They're trying to ruin everything you or I or anyone with any taste might ever like.
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>>10485 >haircut = awful >expression = ubiquitous raised eye-brow snark >mask = chunky and unfeminine >wings = shit >short sleeves = trash >no belt = cos fat girls >no pants section cos girls can't have hips unless they're FAT >no tits >not even any muscle lines on the top >boy thighs Birdgirl was hot and curvy I can only conclude that's not Birdgirl, that's Boardgirl. EVERY character looks like either the least effort was put into making it or they tried as hard as possible but only to be gross. I've not seen anything of it beyond this image and it fucking REEKS of trying to rub old fans noses in shit. nuGhostbusters in animated form.
>>10557 No, I haven't seen it. I'll look for it on CuckTube, but if it's something that spits in the face of Yoshito Usui, I'mma gonna hate it. >>10569 The Venture Bros gave you 7 seasons, 4 specials, and a Shallow Gravy album. Be thankful and support the releases, dammit. But they probably put it on mothballs for some time. Doc was sick. If ATWarner wanted to cost-cut something, they could have did that to The Cleveland Show or American Dad. Either one wouldn't have been missed.
>>10597 They had to make her more 'plain-Jane" progressive for the feminist fans. And not just some generic drawn sex object. Afro Sissy will be the most woman out of them all and have the sass. Bitch, can't you see his mighty stance? He's not just wearing a thong. It's a Victoria's thong. His titties get looks from the men and hate from the hoes.
>>10616 I guarantee this post will be funnier than 99.9% of the jokes in the show.
>>10614 >Be thankful NO The show ended on cliffhanger and season 8, as far as I know, was supposed to be the last season, it was canceled while Publick and Hammer were working on it. >Shallow Gravy album It's like two songs, not an album. >support the releases You know, Venture bros have criminally wasted toyetic potential, it could be easily translated to 1/18 scale toyline with vehicles and playsets, imagine Venture compound playset, The Cocoon playset, Monarch Mobile, etc. They could also have action figures with gimmicks like Molotov kicking mechanism or simply just make action figures of the characters with sound clips. Instead, all they had were crappy action figures with poor outdated articulation, barely one accessory at best and lame mego-like action dolls. https://ytprivate.com/watch?v=hoJlRLe81cA >If ATWarner wanted to cost-cut something, they could have did that to The Cleveland Show or American Dad. Either one wouldn't have been missed But these cheap to animate and churn out shows have recognition among normalfags and have merch like Funko Pops.
>>10620 He's got on blue boots, an obvious yellow thong, an ascot, and is standing shirtless with a "That's" "right," "bitch" stance. Not to mention he's got a giant crest on his crotch. The man's a finger snappin diva with a faded beard. >>10640 >The show ended on cliffhanger and season 8, as far as I know, was supposed to be the last season, it was canceled while Publick and Hammer were working on it. The same somewhat happened to Dilbert and Dilbert's Daddy got rightly pissed about UPN's smoothed brained decision. But, in all honesty, Dilbert was on the wrong network. >It's like two songs, not an album. The one from iTunes gives you four. It's still better than nothing. >You know, Venture bros have criminally wasted toyetic potential, it could be easily translated to 1/18 scale toyline with vehicles and playsets, imagine Venture compound playset, The Cocoon playset, Monarch Mobile, etc. They could also have action figures with gimmicks like Molotov kicking mechanism or simply just make action figures of the characters with sound clips. Instead, all they had were crappy action figures with poor outdated articulation, barely one accessory at best and lame mego-like action dolls. You get no disagreement from me. Even Sealab 2021 got Palisades action figures. They could've done better by The Venture Bros and turned a great profit. I have one of those Kidrobot Monarch figures. It's nice. But, it's nothing to get excited about while handling it. Half the time I'm worried that I might snap the pointing arm off, or scratch the flesh colored paint. Family Guy sucks, American Dad sucks, and The Cleveland Show sucks. Family Guy was alright the few seasons it was brought back. But now they feel the need to shove messages down the viewer's throat, same as South Park.
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>>10485 Is it a spinoff from HB Attorney or the original Harvey Birdman? Considering it has the same low budget animation for comedic effect but it seems they're focusing on the superhero bullshit, also is this the reboot everyone was shilling about because they confirmed the original creators would return?
>>10640 >>10640 >Venture bros action figures I am surprised that they did not have a videogame tie-in. Platformer adventure game where you could play Hank or Dean, parodying Super Mario Bros is a no brainer. Closest thing to Venture Bros video game is Brock in Poker Night. Other than that, they could have easily sold t-shirts and other clothes tying into the show. Venture Industries, Black Hearts, The Guild, Triad and many other organizations in the show have pretty nice logos that would look good on clothes while still being low key. You could wear merch without looking like a complete autist at the same time. I do not know why they did not capitalize on this. Show might return. Venture Bros' production moves at glacial pace. Corona certainly did not help things either, and that's on top of Doc getting sick, and both creators' are always working on other projects. Streaming services are no strangers to pulling cult IPs from limbo, so there is still hope.
>>10655 Yes, this is the spin-off for Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law. I never heard/read anything about a reboot. The 2018 special wasn't necessarily a reboot, inasmuch being a political farce/Orange Man durr cartoon.
>>10507 The Dog has seen some shit.
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>>10651 >Palisades RIP >They could've done better by The Venture Bros and turned a great profit Definitely, I think Publick and Hammer are just clueless about what to do with it and to which company let it handle it. The Mego lameness is probably something they actually wanted as they grow up with that stuff, although it is endearing to their generation, by our point of view it's just outdated and poorly made. If they had high quality accurate action dolls with rooted hair and nicely sculpted bodies, I would want a few, specifically Dean, The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend. >Family Guy sucks, American Dad sucks, and The Cleveland Show sucks No question about that , if only we could teach normalfag plebs to appreciate animation beyond muh Disney brand and le funny sitcom . >South Park They lived long enough to become the liberals they mocked. >>10658 >they could have easily sold t-shirts and other clothes tying into the show They have, although most of them were part of subscription club which they did for every season. >so there is still hope I want to believe.
>>10665 And also RIP ToyFare magazine. Because that was the gateway to all things action figure/toy related. >Definitely, I think Publick and Hammer are just clueless about what to do with it and to which company let it handle it. The Mego lameness is probably something they actually wanted as they grow up with that stuff, although it is endearing to their generation, by our point of view it's just outdated and poorly made. If they had high quality accurate action dolls with rooted hair and nicely sculpted bodies, I would want a few, specifically Dean, The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend. Mego is alright, but even Hasbro knew the older doll type version of G.I. JOE was getting old. Maybe they did think about going the NECCA or McFarlane route. Either would do a great job with The Venture Brothers. NECCA being somewhat better. Though, they probably couldn't negotiate a premium deal at that time. Therefore, had to go cheep. Normalfags couldn't sit through one minute of God, The Devil, and Bob or Baby Blues without complaining. Some of them even criticized The Life & Times of Tim without seeing it.
>>10659 I thought Birdman's death sealed the show's ending. >inasmuch being a political farce/Orange Man durr cartoon. Now that Trump is gone, does that mean Colbert's character will be also killed off during the first episode?
>>10701 >I thought Birdman's death sealed the show's ending. I guess that was the original idea, and they kinda should'a just left at that. My speculation is they'll have most of the "original" characters in the background, minus Birdman and Phil. They'll most likely reference the latter characters at times. I don't plan on watching it myself. Same goes with the new Velma adult cartoon. Because I know what they are going to do with that one.
Another trailer released. Looks like a generic animated tv show you see a trailer of randomly and then forget about until you hear it was cancelled.
>>10708 It's edited like an adult swim so but the humor is all off. Usually in these kinds of comedies, you put the dumbest wackiest stuff front & center to show off how cuhrayzee the show is. Here it's just all generic wacky girl boss sitcom humor.
>>10708 Yeah, they can keep that. It's got cliche humor tropes written all over it. Doesn't even entice me into buying another television. There are ways the spinoff would work. But the one they chose to go about it will cause the show to suck into oblivion.
>>10707 >new Velma adult cartoon Wasn't it live action? >>10708 >Cat are so cute and funny Show confirmed to cater the catpiss dykes >Stephen Colbert did fucking die It's like Trump revived his 15 seconds of fame. >Mind controlling guy as a tranny Big fucking pass
>>10744 I don't think so and only read about it being animated and on HBOMax. >Mind controlling guy as a tranny They'll probably make her out to be Mentok's daughter or whatever. But I'm not willing watching to find out. The Attorney General special was a sad sign of what was to come.
>>10708 I watched the trailer muted but it seems like the show is taking itself legitimately seriously and not as an absurdist flip on the head of the idea of reusing Hanna Barbara characters.
>>10707 >Velma adult cartoon It would probably be like Harley Quinn.
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>>10708 Lank, flat, not cute at all. RUINED.
>>10708 >Everything being sucked into a blackhole toilet at the end. How very apt.
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>>10798 Jesus christ, it's incredible how a little more lipstick, a little less of makeup in the eyelashes and a different hairstyle make her from cute to hideous. It's almost an achievement.
>>10805 The art style is completely different, they're two different characters at this point. The first one is more rounded (=more feminine), while the other one is more angular and her facial features aren't even *in line with her face, e.g. her lips are more in the center though her face and nose is side view, ugh. *The first design also suffers from it a bit, but not as bad as the new design.
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>>10796 So another Venture Brothers ripoff while shitting on its legacy after getting canned? >>10798 >Get rid of the original design sheets >Hire a faggot whose resume consist on character designing for shitty flopped Marvel comics
>>10796 (same anon) Gives me a stronger reason to pass over it. >>10815 >So another Venture Brothers ripoff while shitting on its legacy after getting canned? Maybe they should have made Dean a bisexual goth with longer hair and snakebites. And Pete Steele could have been his spirit guide. They would've had more pissed off fans in their pockets if they had done that.
>>10805 >>10806 It's like those 'cute girl goes to a SJW college' pics and the second image is 3 years in. They've deliberately made her uglier, boxier and less appealing, there's no other way to interpret it, simple incompetence doesn't cover it. Given a choice of cartoon gfs OG Judy is way up there, nuJudy doesn't even get her foot in the door.
>>10826 I mean, just look at the fucking side characters. I'm amazed they didn't give her a sidecut.
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>>10818 >Maybe they should have made Dean a goth with longer hair and snakebites. And Pete Steele could have been his spirit guide Actually, doesn't sound too bad desu; remove the bisexual bullshit part, make it an alternate timeline and let Publick and Hammer be the show runners and it could work! Dean was a faggy emo, it's not a far stretch for him to become goth.
>>10806 >The art style is completely different Harvey Birdman was replicating the old Hanna Barbera artstyle. Here they haven't even bothered.
>>10831 Yeah, we'll just omit that "bisexual" part to the trash. I had figured they were going to make him more emo and eventually a goth. But they surprised me where they took it.
>>10835 Right; it's like "why did you even bother" then? What is the point of the show if you're not sending up old cartoons anymore??? That was the core of the show, not niggers and jewesses. Anyway, adult swim has been an incestuous mess for basically ever. I think it's mostly Mike Lazzo. All they do is favors for their friends to mutually enrich themselves whilst good shows get axed or ignored all the time, and when people fall out of favor, they lose their show. It's basically Adam Sandler's formula again except at a higher level. Has anyone ever asked themselves why Tim Heidecker seems to get as much money as he wants to produce bullshit, awful TV AND web series, one after the other? They don't get the views, they sure as hell aren't funny and he just keeps getting greenlit for that shit. But, oh, you want to give Zach Heidel a season of a show? No, too hard and risky, the millions of views count for nothing. World Peace getting better metrics than Tim's latest scam? Too bad, Tim has tenure. ATHF is dirt cheap and consistently pulling good ratings? Too bad, Mike is 'tired' of it. Not to mention how they fucked over Metalocalypse. Fuck adult swim.
>>10851 Even Wonder Showzen was leagues better than the retardation Tim Heidecker comes up with. His idea of "cutting edge comedy" is some guy chewing up mac and cheese, with the camera zoomed in, as a green screen fluctuates behind his head. I'd rather have an episode of Metalocalypse with a drunken Pickles speaking in Chinese.
>>10850 >they were going to make him more emo and eventually a goth I never thought that, hmm, I mean it's a bit awkward to become a goth after your gothic crush turn you down. >ywn see gothic Dean It hurts.
>>10858 >I mean it's a bit awkward to become a goth after your gothic crush turn you down. I know of "uber emos." But I've always consider them unfriendly goths without the makeup. Plain emo would work just as good. He only needed longer hair and possibly face piercings.
>>10798 I was wondering why she looked so different even though I couldn't figure out what it was. In the original show she looks like an actual on-model Hanna Barbera character, which fit the concept. In the new one she just looks like some random chick from a modern comic; there's no way you could have shown me that without the costume and expected me to say "Oh hey that's Bird Girl!" Her hair just looks so messy and unkempt now and she looks perpetually angry and annoyed.
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>>10708 >Phil Ken Sebbin is dead Too bad his voice actor isn't.
>>10882 His show is so fucking painful to watch without his brain damaged seal audience and being locked up with a few wagecucks chuckling at his retarded mouth noises.
>>10886 Amen to that. I can't believe he was chosen to replace Letterman.
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>>10708 This gave me anal menstrual cramps.
>>10798 >>10708 She's going to end up fucking Mindtaker's kid, isn't she? This is the worst kind of fanfic.
>>10899 I can't believe Late Night Shows are still a thing.
>>10953 Oh, they'll do that and try to be quirky with it.
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>>10835 >Here they haven't even bothered. You don't get it. They think they IMPROVED it.
Why are you namefagging?
>>11109 They progressively improved it. Birdgirl is an assertive woman now. "Assertively independent women don't wear makeup", as it make them out to be "cookie-cutter objects for the lust men" and crap.
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>>11109 >Why are you namefagging? Oh, good. I was hoping I'd find out what you were talking about since you didn't fucking bother telling me in the ban pop-up, you faggot. Get this through the first few layers of your fat fucking head: that was obviously some sort of glitch carry-over from the E-ratic thread I posted. I didn't even notice it at the time. I've never namefagged in my life and I'm not going to start doing it now. And even if I WAS going to do that shit, I sure as fuck wouldn't choose "E-Ratic storytime" as my cherry-popper. I'd probably use something clever, like "Mods Have Anal Prolapse." Get your hand off your hotpocket and use a little common sense, next time. >B-but hey, y-you can't talk to me like that! Y-you don't know how h-hard this job is! Matter of fact I do, wunderkind. I've been a /co/ mod in the past and the entire team would be laughing their asses off at you for this little piece of hand-wringing. You could have easily changed it back to "Anonymous" instead of going full cuckchannel and letting us know that the little swinging dick was running the joint. And now to change my location on my VPN and blend in with the crowd, again.
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>>11140 Man, what's this guy's problem?
>>11140 > that was obviously some sort of glitch carry-over from the E-ratic thread I posted Then report the issue to >>>/site/ >I didn't even notice it at the time. Sure thing.
>>11142 NOW who's name fagging, Francis?
>>11142 >Then report the issue to >>>/site/ Holy shit, those first few layers are giving you trouble. I just said I had no idea it had happened. How can I report it if I didn't know what happened until after the ban?
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>>10708 I already watched the pilot, basically: >What would happen when a tumblrina dyke got an obsession with HB Attorney but barely payed any attention on what makes it funny. >The spontaneous interruptions are overused. >No Hanna-Barbera/MGM characters (only parodies, hence the Droopy guy) >The protagonist carries the whole show while the rest are forgettable 1 dimensional stereotypes. <Phil Ken is dead dead, Colbert he's still busy being unfunny at his ego stroking Late Night Show, more minutes for Judy being a much more retarded than Harvey while trying hard to be random like her father. Adult Swim Jr. wasn't an April's Fools prank. >>11109 This is why 1968 should be recreated often.
>>11439 >No Hanna-Barbera/MGM characters (only parodies, hence the Droopy guy) It will get an even harder pass from me now. I understand how a spinoff can be its own stand alone thing. But this one here... ain't right. The Hanna-Barbera/MGM characters are what helped to make that thing, and that thing worked.
>>10658 >I am surprised that they did not have a videogame tie-in. They sort of did. Aside from the Poker Night 2 stuff with Brock there was an advertised crossover short with the mercs from TF2, around the same time Valve was working on a dropped TF2 show with adult swim. Not really a crossover like you're thinking but cosmetic items at least. l wonder if anyone made a Brock Samson model for the _vsh gamemode now that I think about it.
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>>11439 >This is why 1968 should be recreated often. This is why 1488 should be recreated often.
Isn't this basically Archer now but with more slapstick and less realism?
>>10485 From left to right: >faggot with dick prominently decorated and flabby nipples on display >obese latina who probably can't reach her meaty vag to wash properly >woke remake of a character that is vaguely Batgirlish, which means they can fuck with it without getting reamed by the WB board of directors. No word on the Hanna Barbara board of directors. >woke daughter of a character that was more annoying than amusing; green so they "creators" can indulge their Batgirl/Poison Ivy slashfic >black girl who loves the science with crazy hair, ugly glasses, and is probably actually a boy >Droopy in a bad suit
>>11616 So the only character in the show that's worth a damn is the hooded cat. Got it. This is truly a hot mess. >faggot with dick prominently decorated and flabby nipples on display I said he was a diva. Just look at his man-bitch stance. >No word on the Hanna Barbara board of directors. They probably won't say anything, as they've pulled out all of their legacy characters.
>>11653 >So the only character in the show that's worth a damn is the hooded cat. He's probably transeagle or something.
>>11654 Welp... there goes the cat then.
>>11439 I saw another commercial for it. They fucked up the gag because, as usual, lefties have no sense of fucking humor. >original Birdman was a generic Hanna Barbara superhero >Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law is not a superhero but, rather, a terrible lawyer who works as a defense attorney for Hanna Barbara cartoon characters. They took a shitty kids' cartoon and made it an insane workplace sitcom. Everyone loved it, or, at least, didn't hate it except when Stephen Colbert was chewing the fucking scenery >Birdgirl: Feminist Cunt forgets what made its predecessor fun and returns to the superhero thing, while fielding a team that would make Katheleen Kennedy wet WITHOUT Rian Johnson's tongue This fucking thing couldn't be worse if they hired Noel Stevenson to direct.
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>>12106 Oh fuck, just looked it up on IMDB to make sure the ginger dyke WASN'T involved. Have you guys seen this fucking line-up of ugly women and dykes? Oh, and let's not forget Buster Fucking Bluth as "The Feels!"
>>12106 People like that dumb cunt don't know anything about nothing and don't even bother to put in the effort to try. One of the reasons why Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law worked well is because it was something you'd expect to see on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. A show with those old cartoons either behaving badly, being more "out there" with their once subtle adult humor, or placed in a typical real-world dysfunctional environment with cartoon elements. Like hammer-space and larger-on-the-inside logic. >>12109 I can't imagine the ugly women and dykes they got planned to sell the Velma adult cartoon.
>>12106 >>12141 >Noel Stevenson >that dumb cunt don't know anything about nothing and don't even bother to put in the effort to try I still can't believe they let a tranny dyke do a reboot for a little girls toy commercial show. The cunt even admitted she never watched the original show and all she had were the dolls, yet the character designs looked nothing like them either. >>12109 >Have you guys seen this fucking line-up of ugly women and dykes The ugly women are dykes too. Dykes only create shit that appeal to their small group of deranged people like the alpha bet soup, they don't create things that actually appeal to women only mentally ill women find emo Quasimodo, Kylo Ren attractive and man-jaw dressed in wrapped toilet paper MRey Sue being relatable/admirable nor for men (you would think a dyke would be attracted to beautiful women, but nope). Why can't there be female creators like Clamp and such in USA? Why Faust is the closest to female creator that appeals to women and even she stays away from drama and (normal) romance?
>>10485 They cancelled Mike Tyson Mysteries for this?
>>12151 >I still can't believe they let a tranny dyke do a reboot for a little girls toy commercial show. If you know anything about how small and incestous the San Fran/NY animation/comic cliques are you that she probably did more than a little casting couching to get the job.
>>12151 >I still can't believe they let a tranny dyke do a reboot for a little girls toy commercial show. The cunt even admitted she never watched the original show and all she had were the dolls, yet the character designs looked nothing like them either. That's the way it always is. The only thing they know about the original is its name. Outside of that, a void. >>12162 Mike Tyson is just another bum piece of shit cocksucker glorified by the entertainment industry and mainstream media.
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>>12169 >Mike Tyson is just another bum piece of shit cocksucker glorified by the entertainment industry and mainstream media Would you say that to his face in the ring?
>>12174 I'd say it to his face on the street. He doesn't scare me. I've got family members that run their mouths like him.
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>>12185 >I'd say it to his face on the street. He doesn't scare me. I've got family members that run their mouths like him. Yeah, he's big into anger management and meditation these days, which I assume you know which is why you're talking pure bullshit. That said, if you really were crazy enough to do that, it would be like handing a recovering alcoholic a bottle of vodka. And a gun.
>>12174 >Would you say that to his face in the ring? What does that matter?
>>12192 He bite off Evander Holyfield's ear and is a rapist piece of shit bum. Fuck him. His Funky Phantom ripoff cartoon sucked and deserved to be canceled. Good riddance. Kid Notorious was better.
>>12198 >deserved to be canceled
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>>12199 What's that from, Super Milk Chan? Even that show was better than Mike Tyson's Ripoff Mysteries.
>>12198 I don't agree. A lot of people forget just how terrible and derivative so many of those Scooby-Doo copycat shows were and how many of them there were that did nothing to mix up the formula.
>>12198 >He bite off Evander Holyfield's ear Evander forgave him. Why can't you? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B2Qb5xuBgQ >and is a rapist piece of shit bum. Prison doesn't count. Or are you talking about Robin Givens' allegations or is there some event I didn't hear about?
>>12202 I'm calling shenanigans now. Because >>12162 has gone AWOL. So the joking is over. Yeah, I didn't too much like the show. But I watched a few episodes to not be one of those critics. >A lot of people forget just how terrible and derivative so many of those Scooby-Doo copycat shows were and how many of them there were that did nothing to mix up the formula. Speed Buggy, Jabberjaw, Goober and the Ghost Chasers, The Funky Phantom, Josie and the Pussycats. Different names which truly copy the same exact formula. I remember watching the first three on TNT(pre-SpikeTV) each Saturday when we first got cable. Shame the old cartoon webpage from the 90s got lost to the matrix. Because the guy which ran it really broke down each show and analyzed the iconic portions. He'd cover stuff such as plot formula. >>12204 How can I forgive him when I don't even know him? The only thing I know is that he's a rapist piece of shit bum. >Or are you talking about Robin Givens' allegations or is there some event I didn't hear about? Isn't that the guy that got chewed out by Vince McMahon? Because if it is, he's twice as annoying as Jim 'Epic Awesome Rome.
>>12212 >The only thing I know is that he's a rapist piece of shit bum. That's a lot of anger for some random Anon on the internet. Have you considered you may just be retarded?
>>12214 You're the one who answered a question with a question. I asked about Robin Givens.
>>12215 You also sperged hard when Tyson was brought up.
>>12201 >He doesn't recognize Pop Team Epic Oh my god. You really do need to go back.
>>12212 >has gone AWOL. More like whatever I posted got somebody upset that they wanted it removed. Though I have no clue as to why. All I simply pointed was that Mike Tyson is a Straight Black Masculine Male, and in the progressive stack endorsed by the rotten optimates that currently run the ever shrinking North American animation circles, they simply cannot have straight men of any race operating in their cartoons anymore. Not even if they're made to look like outright buffoons on the air.* And probably because Norm Macdonald being one of the best bits of the show (aka the last great Leaf that was ever ranked to the south) is primarily the one guy who delivers the best lines, and his fellow comics that took the ticket now have knives out for him as well. So it only made sense to back room the show and kill it. And AT&T trying to cut all costs and corners looked and said "Yeah there's around more than 52 eps, we're good." Was it a great show like Venture bros? Nah, it wasn't it was okay for being a slightly better animated surreal throwback to the old williams street days.
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>>12220 But that's the /jp/ meme show. Miruku-chan is more /co/ than bob teeg apig is. YOU need to go back.
You need to go back
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>>12212 >Isn't that the guy that got chewed out by Vince McMahon? Because if it is, he's twice as annoying as Jim 'Epic Awesome Rome. Robin Givens. Mike's ex-wife from the late 80s who co-starred on Head of the Class with Dan "I Never Met A Preteen Foot I Didn't Like" Schneider. She took him for half his money by alleging abuse, although to be fair, Mike of the late 80s through to the late 2000s was probably more adept at chin music than dealing with predatory females in a calm, reasonable manner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWQMFoOm3VI
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>>12233 >bob teeg apig Are you five?
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>>12250 >Are you five? https://youtu.be/CbV1shaVVZk I can't imagine anyone over the age of the 10 finding this funny. Are you five?
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>>12250 he's not exactly far off
>>12219 Mick from Rocky would call him a bum among other things. I respect him as a boxer and that's just about it. Him as a person, I don't know. Maybe he wouldn't eat someone's baby, wape their kids, and all that other stuff he would say in those old promotionals. I don't know. I can only judge him by his gimmick persona. >>12226 >All I simply pointed was that Mike Tyson is a Straight Black Masculine Male, and in the progressive stack endorsed by the rotten optimates that currently run the ever shrinking North American animation circles, they simply cannot have straight men of any race operating in their cartoons anymore. Not even if they're made to look like outright buffoons on the air They use the term "straightwashing" around that one site I've stopped using to get their... what-have-you across. If anything, there's been more queerwashing of characters than straightwashing. But all that back and forth about the matter has caused me to become exhausted. >>12220 Cromartie High School, Ouran High School Host Club. What's the difference? It's all Japanese animated crap. But Cromartie High School is the best anime high school ever.
Enough with the Tyson obsession
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>>12201 >>12212 So I was doing some snooping as per usual, and I discovered THIS. The anti-Mike Tyson faggot is a cuckchanner! Release the hounds
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>>12268 >Enough with the Tyson obsession That's no way to talk about your favorite purchase with Good Boy Points™, BO.
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>>12269 >Release the hounds He inhabits halfchan. He's probably suffered enough.
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>Enough with the Tyson obsession Wrong buddy. The anon consensus has proven that Birdgril is a shit show with angry lesbos, and this will now become a Venture Bros/Mike Tyson Mysteries thread. And if need be we shall invoke the very Renegade Angel himself to remove us of this trash.
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I'll leave this here. Pilot's on youtube.
>>12598 I'll watch a full season of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! before ever watching that pilot. Birdgirl would've been a good thing if they stuck with the original formula of the show. But, no. They had to cuck.
>>10597 >I've not seen anything of it beyond this image and it fucking REEKS of trying to rub old fans noses in shit. nuGhostbusters in animated form. >>12598 >They didn't even bother watching the old show for any continuity. Just goes to show no-one from the makers to the channel gave a shit about it. Well fuck me it's even worse than I thought, fundamentally wrong, completely humourless retroactive backbiting against a patently ridiculous character from a patently ridiculous show. SJWs just want to ruin, they're totally incapable of creating anything on par with Harvey Birdman, so they make a contrivance of it and have it wildly fling shit to try and make theirs look DEEP and REAL only to succeed in shooting themselves in the foot in the process, god they're lazy cunts, they even dropped the quality further for the crappy flashback.
>>12598 >Hey guys, what if we removed the humor, satire, timing, traditional art style, quick-witted nature and premise of the original show? That'd be hella rad! >What do you mean people aren't watching it? I was binging Harvey Birdman clips the other day and even came across someone remarking how the searched for them out of desperation after watching the disappointment Birdgirl was.
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>>12599 >I'll watch a full season of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! before ever watching that pilot.
>>12601 Them first thinking that this crap would make for a perfect spinoff of Harvey Birdman is a joke in itself. Harvey Birdman did have DEEP and REAL episodes about puberty and a tiny man's love for curvaceous big round derrieres. But at least the main point of those were to humor the audience. Instead of... whatever Birdgirl is trying to do. >>12607 Yeah, that's right. The show which will make you consider watching Birdgirl after the first few episodes.
>>12630 >Yeah, that's right. The show which will make you consider watching Birdgirl after the first few episodes. Does anyone here actually think those two faggots are funny? I've tried to watch their shit in its various forms and I've come to the conclusion that they keep getting shows because they suck the dicks of the entire executive board of Adult Swim on a daily basis.
>>12598 >>12606 Why do you masochists do this to yourselves? Op's pic itself was a clear indicator show was going to be shit
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>>12651 <Why do you masochists do this to yourselves? >/k/: bros talkin' 'bout guns and survival >/fit/: bros talkin' 'bout gettin' swole >/v/: bros talkin' 'bout vidya, both good and bad >/co/: fucking idiots who deliberately inflict the pain of CY+6 politics in drawn media on ourselves like ritual scarring so that we never forget what they took from us and that we never stop wanting to kill Jeph Jaques take it back, someday.
>>12638 Not really. Tom Goes to the Mayor was alright. But the rest of their stuff is mind numbing. I get that the low budget, Sundance Film Festival meets public access television comedy hour... thing was where they were going. But those old public access style variety shows were better organized and at least actually funny. >>12651 Masochism doesn't have anything to do with it. Birdgirl would something I'd honestly watch, if they kept to what made the original a cult hit. That means out with the woke, out with the personal politics, and out with the pandering to Tumblerinas. Because, they're not really watching this shit either. They never do, fully. Yeah, the pic was definitely an indicator of the hardened turd to drop from Adult Swim's anus. Harvey Birdman, Attorney General was also a good indicator of it. But that doesn't take Birdgirl off the table for a little discussion analysis, as they would do on the Adult Swim Boards. This thread would have been locked if it had been on there.
>>12651 I just like to give fair chances to shows even when they look like absolute crap. >>12306 If you want to talk about other [AS] shows then open a thread about those shows.
>>12668 >>12667 >>12657 i suppose you can't ever truly criticize something until you've experienced it
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>>12682 >i suppose you can't ever truly criticize something until you've experienced it In absolutely agonizing detail.
>>12682 Not entirely. If a show follows the exact cliche formula as others, you can criticize it based on the summery of its episodes and/or the premise of the series alone. Going by a promo image, you look for specific details that can give an approximate guess to whether the show will use the cliche formula or not. With cartoons, some artist are clever enough to try and mask the totally obvious. Because they want to get paid. But at the same time try to help people save their money from what they know will suck.
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>>12651 Plenty a picture won't tell you. For example, Birdgirls running time is 22 minutes.
>>12704 Wow... what a clever opening. That surely puts to shame the jazzed-out intro of the original. ''I had figured they have Brewster scatting the theme tune as Birdgirl jumped and dashed over rooftops. Finally, ending up in her office as Judy, with the gang in your typical group shot." The rest of those clips are just meh.
>>12682 Obviously >>12694 I mean, you can infer some details from premise and propo art but if you wanna enjoy it completely you have to watch it by yourself. I've watched shows that looked like absolute garbage and I ended enjoying them.
>>12704 I genuinely do not understand what they were thinking when they gave green light to this show >Let's make a spinoff of a show that parodies old HB shows but let's get rid of everything that made it enjoyable in the first place including the old HB shows parodies. Maybe they don't give a fuck about HB properties. Now I think about it, maybe Attorney in law existed because they don't care about HB properties in the first place.
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>>12704 This is going to be like Star Trek: Picard, isn't it? It's going to make me retroactively hate Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law. You've got to hand it to the SJWs, they can't create worth shit but they can destroy good things like a savant.
>>12710 > I've watched shows that looked like absolute garbage and I ended enjoying them. Same here. When it first became available to the US, I thought Ronal the Barbarian was going to be a generic crap foreign film with a reflecting dub. But I was wrong. >>12711 No, progressive SJWs just have a shit taste for what they assume to be humor. >These supporting characters that compose Judy’s “Birdteam” are all entertaining simply because they all are such contrasts from Birdgirl. The weirdest characters of the lot are Dog With Bucket Hat, who is not Droopy but brings the Hanna-Barbera character to mind, and Meredith the Mind Taker. It’s nice to see that Birdgirl doesn’t fill itself with needless vestiges of the past. It’d be very easy to make Peter Potamus or Peanut some carryover cast member from the old guard, but instead Birdgirl confidently moves forward. Meredith even functions as an example of how to take a concept from Harvey Birdman and update it in a more modern way. Birdgirl also allows its supporting cast to take the lead at times, whereas Harvey Birdman still usually had to have Harvey at the center of everything or at least provide an excuse around his absence and why someone else needs to step in. https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/birdgirl-harvey-birdman-adult-swim-legacy/
Where's the archive?
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>>12707 Here's the payoff. >>12711 Even the premise of Birdgirl CEO was around since Harvey Birdman. They ignore what made that funny. Which makes the lack of HB characters in BIrdgirl like cutting off your nose.
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>>12716 Truth be told I've come to the conclusion that TNG was never that good to begin with. Don't get me wrong, there are a few episodes that were amazing but it changed and retconed too many things of the TOS era. I just can't accept it as the true future of the world that Kirk inhabited. Miles O'Brien deserved a better series.
>>12667 >That means out with the woke You mean communism and socialism. Because that's what it is,.
>>12733 >Miles O'Brien deserved a better series.
>>12723 Explain that please. I'm from the message board and IM(Instant Messenger) era, and mainly used Plebdit for the past 13 years. >>12728 Haw, haw, haw! How funny! A talking penis. That gag is so old it's petrified dust. >>12736 That's why I'm not watching it. Like a fool, I blindly gave them money for that Harvey Birdman Orange Man Bad special. Never again.
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>>12728 >Here's the payoff. That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
>>12598 >having a serious plot about daddy issues IF YOU WANTED TO MAKE A SERIOUS SHOW THEN WHY DID YOU USE THE BIRDMAN UNIVERSE Fucking holes. They know no-one is going to watch their shows if they make original ones and don't hide their political and social agendas.
>>12723 Post the archive better next time. https://archive.is/ycbhN
>>12723 >Where's the archive? He obviously didn't post one, cunt.
>>12704 And i've started to dislike birdgirl just from an 8 sec opening. FUCKING HOW? >>12716 seems about right
>>12749 They think that this Bravo Channel meets Lifetime meets situation sitcom crap, makes for good entertainment and spices things up. When in reality, even their fellow SJWs will eventually stop watching. Their excuse is always "a movie on at the same time," or "a certain show was doing a thing." >>12753 We shall see... hopefully through the proper glasses next time.
>>12704 What a dogshit intro.
>>12774 The scatting of a trumpet really makes it seem so "Woah, quirky!" I haven't watched an episode and the whole "Dog with bucket on head" thing from the article an Anon quoted screams SO RANDUMXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD humor, I never truly knew what this meant until now. Why not use the HB properties don't even make them a set piece like the original, this could've gone the way of a Cape show, having Birdgirl try to balance her life as Judy AND Birdgirl but they went with whatever this is, which looks to be like a quirky sitcom workplace comedy with Cape bits sprinkled in. I think the Phil Ken Sebben retcon is what kills me the most, however with this huge retcon/mistake they've heavily implied Phil wants to fuck his daughter while she wears the mask, I hope some clueless SJW picks up on this and makes a shitshow about it, those people need to screech eachother into another dimension.
>>12152 They also turned down Smiling Friends and that shit was more reddit friendly than HellBenders. >>12254 >If Reddit and Memey was more of a retarded skit show like Tim & Eric <You're a retarded pleb for not understanding the origins of the creators <Haha! look how many VA they got, so absurd!!11!! This shit was popular among tumblrinas if that clears some questions.
>>10882 I also heard he despised the character, not a surprise considered Phil is much more likable than him. Perhaps Prof. Impossible is a reflection of what he really is, that train disaster scene might be interpreted when he got a taste of real life.
>>12704 >sentient foreskin >birdgirl literally stole a joke from Adam fucking Friedland of Cumtown Jesus christ. These faggots should lie down in front of a frieght train.
>>13281 >I also heard he despised the character What the fuck would Colbert know about character?
Intro is trash but that's no surprise. >>12749 >They know no-one is going to watch their shows if they make original ones and don't hide their political and social agendas. That's it EXACTLY, their shit will never hold up on its own so they have to (horrifyingly poorly) marionette the corpse of past success to get even an iota of recognition or regard, so some woketard asshat reviewer can praise how it's 'evolved' when it's sunk into a fucking mire of anti-humour, same with all the heinous unwanted reboots with crowbarred in blackwashing and the like, goes for film and TV too. They've barely ever original creations because the creators and their bosses know they'll be dead on arrival sewage without a pre-established name to prop them up.
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>>10597 This spin-off is all sorts of hooey. Characters like Phil are on-model. Yet, they gave Birdgirl breast cancer and we know Reducto would never shrink that ass.
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>>10494 And it's going to last for 3 seasons until the current owner of CN gets bored. >>13552 >Female character gets butchered >Male character still remains on model, plus they'll most likely get Stephen Colbert or his impersonator when it's necessary It's another PPG reboot
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>>13552 >first pic
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>>13565 The series ender of Birdgirl should be Potamus cornering her in a corner office and destroying her with his angry, frustrated purple dick.
>>13572 >peter is fiddling with the condom packet, getting angry because he is unable to open it >throws it away and makes her suck him off >she does a carrot peeler on his dick due to inexperience >he hulks out and explodes her face and lower jaw whilst her dead body flops to the ground
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>>13583 <THE THING As he shouts when climaxing <YOU WERE THE THING, GIRL!
>>13281 >I also heard he despised the character it's like he want's his career to die now that he's on a talk show
>>12733 >TNG was never that good to begin with I'm glad I'm not the only one. I rewatched TOS, TNG and DS9 recently And Voyager all the way for the first time I just didn't have anywhere near as much fun with TNG as I did with TOS. Sure there were some good episodes but it's like the classic rule of they used to do a better job making every show.
>>13686 oh but DS9 was better than TNG by miles.
>>13687 ...until they brought fucking Benny and his tirades against racism into it.
>>13686 >I'm glad I'm not the only one. That's been the consensus for decades. Even my parents, who were around when Star Trek first came on the air, were talking about how the Next Gen cast felt like nothing more than a a B-Team to Kirk and his crew, with stories that amounted to nothing more than script rejects from TOS. The only people who treat Next Gen like it's the greatest thing since sliced bread are the people who were raised on it when the show premiered in the late-80's. Also, give Enterprise a chance as a lot of people forget just how good of a series it is.
>>13697 >>13686 Also, watch TAS, as it really is the fourth season of ''TOS.
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It's dead Jim.
>>10485 >put in a mostly naked man as an obvious parody of female super hero costumes <don't make him hot Completely missed the damn point.
>>22822 >feminists miss the point of art, artistic tropes, and entire genres No shit.
>>22952 What the fuck is this. Why though.
>>22952 I don't about the rest of you, but I've watched all six episodes of the first season and found myself likely it. Also found myself most likely the character, Evie, out of anyone else in the cast. There's just something cute about a 10 year old girl who says way to much profanity all the time.
>>22955 >There's just something cute about a 10 year old girl who says way to much profanity all the time. Are you 12 or just a lolifag with two low standards? That shit is basic as fuck
>>22955 >can't speak english >badly shills nigress Anon the only thing worse than your taste is the color of your skin.
>>22955 That's supposed to be a girl? Your post reads like CN hired some indians to shill for their shit. It's not gonna work.
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>>22955 I'd take in that young negro, slap a slave collar round her neck, shave off that rats nest she calls a hair cut and make her work the fields for a month. 50 lashes for every curse word she utters. See if that doesn't fix her attitude problem.
>>22952 >>22955 >10 year old girl That thing is a kid?? She looks like 30yo midget who writes for VICE. How can you make something considered pretty by the whole human race (a child, whose cuteness exists to convince adults to protect them from dangers) into something crude and completely devoid of its biggest trait without even having the intention of use the negative trait of ugliness as something to define the aesthetics of their creation (as many other cartoons have done before)?
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>>22956 >>22955 She's not cute nor funny. She's crude and ugly.
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No other adult swim thread I can find or if there is I'm too lazy to find it so I'm posting this here. These shorts are gonna be released every weekday for two weeks on the adult swim site and youtube channel.
>>25198 There's a thread at >>20127 that I made about the reboot that nobody gives a damn about.
>>25201 The problem is nobody ever checks the catalog


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