> Ascheim said, “We have a not for children, Mindy Kaling project called Velma because she was excited to reimagine what Scooby-Doo would be like if Velma were of East Asian descent and lived in a different world. And in that version, which is going on HBO Max first, there’s no dog and no van but we have our 4 key characters through a different lens and I think it’s great. I'm sorry, what?

>>13937 It's completely unrelated fanfiction being made into a show that's only allowed because it's using Scooby Doo names.

>>13936 I knew it was going to be SJW trash. But I wasn't expecting them to make Velma an Anime American. >"Velma doesn't have to be white, but she's always been queer so write that down." The retardation amongst these people is a sheer wonderment. "As long as Velma becomes stays queer, nothing else matters." It's pretty obvious that they were going to do that either way. But it really irks these people when their demands aren't met. >"Scooby Doo has been around since 1969 with multiple iterations and different takes. At this point it really shouldn’t fucking matter how they approach an adult oriented spin-off show about Velma. Just make it good.It’s not like her race was essential to her character anyway." Neither does her sexuality. She is a cartoon character from a fucking 52-year old series, after all. Why should her sexuality matter?

>>13936 >and white people are NOT okay See, that's some pretty slick judaism right there. It's not "NOT okay with it." White people are just NOT okay in general. Got to hand it to the cunts at the Mary Sue, they sure know how to jew. And if anyone cares, there was ALREADY an Asian Velma, so they unfortunately can't play their gay little "FIRST!" game with everyone's favorite bookworm. Hayley Kiyoko played Velma Dinkley in "Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins" (2009)

>>13965 Two of the Twatter twits pointed that out in the archive. But I had anticipated them making her into a white/black mutt if they changed her race. Though I guess Velma has more of an Asian look.

>>13972 Honestly, at this point in the game, if one surfs /co/ and still believes anything we love can't be raped to death by greedy jew LGBT recruiters, one deserves what one gets. >"[Beloved character] is [insert stupid fucking thing here]!" >mfw I can still be disappointed in the behavior of fallen heroes (looking at you, Phil Lamarr), but I'm incapable of being shocked, anymore. I don't believe there's any low they won't sink to in their quest to kill our escapism and remove all joy from our lives. There are no sacred cows, and they consider us the lowest of their "cattle." But they can't win because we have DVDs, downloads, old VHS tapes, film footage, books, audio recordings, etc. of entertainment that they cannot take back from us. And even IF we hit a Fahrenheit 451 situation where they steal our possessions while deeming them "problematic," there will always be people who will protect the joy and knowledge of happier times. Courage, my friends. Better days are coming, but we're going to have to wade through the slime a little longer before we reach the promised land.

>>13975 Better days won't come unless we force them too. These people won't stop, they won't get bored, they won't say "Hee, you can have all youur beloved properties back, sorry we litterally tarred all your favourite characters, we must go, our planets needs us" and then die on their way home. They must be forced, by any means necessary, and no one is willing to do that right now.

>>13987 That's because these people run the entertainment industry in the west. Gone are the days of cigar smoking CEOs that worry about what will actually sell first & foremost.

>any race other than white plays white character SO BRAVE, RACISTS BTFO >white person plays any other race OMG SO RAYCIS Soon: >white person plays white character OMG RAYCIS Media needs to end.

>>13936 By announcing "White people are not ok", presumably 'with it' was omitted there, perhaps not, they're being racist either way. They can't claim 'white people' aren't ok with it happening as there's several billion who'd need to be surveyed. I'd like to see the bitter backlash they'd get if they blithely announced 'black people' were 'not ok' with something, they'd immediately be accused of being racist by people who never even notice when the shoe is on the other foot.

>No van >No mistery solving >No dog Those are the core elements of scooby doo I don't know how would you make a show that doesn't have those. It's like making a superman show were Clark is just a normal person. Also do they realise the reason why Velma is so popular online is just because people want to fuck her? I just don't understand why they thought a standalone Velma show would catch on. Are they really that desperate for content? >>13990 >United States needs to end. Fixed that for you.

>>13988 >>13987 Another way to make things better is to start making /co/ related material yourself. Comics are much easier to produce than animation, but even the latter is getting easier thanks to more robust animation tools, guides, recording equipment, and voice generation software. People are hungry for good stuff, but things made in the U.S. are rarely any good. That's why Japanese imports are so popular and European comics are growing in the U.S. like never before. All people have to do is just make stuff and publish it. Of course it is easier said than done. I myself have been drawfagging on and off for over two decades and sitting on a pile of story ideas. Mainly because school and later wageslaving get in the way of time needed for getting gud and fleshing out stories.

>>13987 >Better days won't come unless we force them to. You risk giving them ammunition to prolong it, though. Letting their "work" stand alone without the benefit of attention or victim points will make the normals reject it far faster. They won't feel like they're supporting some woke cause if there's no one they can turn into a boogeyman. The worst thing gamergate ever did was feed Zoe Quinn the attention she craved because her father never loved her (or loved her "too much," if you get my drift). Any time the focus went to some other player, she'd freak out and do something else to extend her 15 minutes of fame. Never feed the trolls, gang.

>>14005 >Dinkley rule 34 There's a gal who does a Velma cosplay porn vid that is nothing but perfect. I'd post a link but I'd probably get banned, again, and it's a mild inconvenience to switch IPs. Wish I knew her name.

>>13936 < in that version... there's no dog and no van Does that actually say that there will be a Scooby Doo show WITHOUT FUCKING SCOOBY DOO?

>>13936 Norville Rogers isn't going to own a great dane. The only reason I can think of this is that the dog gets in the way of Velma/Shaggy shipping. It already reeks of the worst kind of bad fanfiction.

>>13936 Who the fuck asked for this? No asian i know are even remotely excited about whats happening

>>14020 Scooby Don't

>>14023 >The only reason I can think of this is that the dog gets in the way of Velma/Shaggy shipping. WHY? Shaggie and Velma were never a couple until Mystery Inc. (And, even then, it didn't work out in the end). Shaggie was into women like Crystal and Googie, meanwhile Velma was into guys like Beau and Ben Ravencroft (But only seemed to attract guys like Gibby). And, that's also excluding the live-action films.

>>14005 I think another problem's getting the platform necessary. These people have been using their control of HR positions and other cronyist connections to hire teams of workers who agree with their politics, use that weight to lobby and greenlight pozzshit reboots, then flood networks with pozz and keep it there (like Steven Universe being contractually obligated to run for fucking years on CN) and if you aren't one of the people who toe the line, good fucking luck not being soft-blacklisted. There's the internet, but Jewtube's got a shitton of problems with algorithm exposure and monetization and there aren't many other options that are popular. >>14007 >do nothing, they'll go away eventually You're an idiot. These people don't give a shit that people don't like their shit, they'll keep going until they physically can't in the name of propaganda. Their bosses might hate them, but if they fire their useless asses, they risk being accused of worker discrimination/exploitation/etc which is a shitton of bad. Besides, kids are retarded and they don't see the difference and it's good PR to be a tranny-ally, right? fucking boomers >>14023 Oh god, it's Mystery Incorporated all over again. >>14031 These people only care about Mystery Inc because her interactions with Hot Dog Water make it easy to frame her as bisexual for their precious representation points. The rest of the franchise doesn't exist as far as they're concerned. I wonder if Frank'll delete and ban this post for "low effort derailing" too, like the last one I made in this thread

>>14020 Wager on him having a dog but it's just a normal one until he gets........ . . . . . wait for it....... . . . . . >HIGH ON DUDEWEED MAAAAN XDEEE etc Then that shitty dog talks to him and everyone rolls their eyes so hard they fall out of their skulls.

This is begging to be cancelled before it gets made, no-one fucking cares about Scooby Doo anymore, hell the show was hack shit when it first aired for christs sake, they had to slap a canned laughter track on it to try and force it down the public's throats, everything since has been even fucking worse, the humourless movies and whatever bullshit >>13965 is just highlight how little anyone could care, the only reason anyone would give two shits is if it was a porn parody and Pajeet Velma ain't up to the task. >>14026 The bitch in the lead role and a few of her family members and that's about it I bet.

>>14031 Was Crystal intentionally suppose to look like Zia?

>>14001 Nice try, Moishe, but we all know who was REALLY responsible.

>>13975 >I don't believe there's any low they won't sink to in their quest to kill our escapism and remove all joy from our lives. It's not like we cannot go back and pick up the things we passed over as kids or teens. It's been 25 years, and I've got season three of The Tick still to finish. >>13987 >They must be forced, by any means necessary, and no one is willing to do that right now. Standing outside [insert studio] head office with picket signs and shouting only benefits [insert studio], and never gets anywhere. The same goes for ranting in front of a camera on YouTube about [insert studio] and online petitions that only receive 30-70 signatures.

>>14058 >>13975 >But they can't win because we have DVDs, downloads, old VHS tapes, film footage, books, audio recordings, etc. of entertainment that they cannot take back from us. And even IF we hit a Fahrenheit 451 situation where they steal our possessions while deeming them "problematic," there will always be people who will protect the joy and knowledge of happier times. I hate this argument a lot, because it's short-sighted and lazy. Trying to dig a hole to stick your head in just surrenders the future to these pozzing jackasses, damning future generations who will never have grown up with the things we knew and never reaching out because "fuck everyone else, I got mine". If you're going to be like that, why bother complaining about the state of the industry?

>>14007 So risk giving them ammunition, or do nothing.That's a lose/lose situation. Brilliant.

>>14059 >>14060 your (viable) solutions, please?

>>14059 >damning future generations <he thinks there will be future generations Anon, I...

>>14061 If it was that simple to fix things, we wouldn't be in this mess. But if you're desperate for something, I guess you can do what >>14005 has been doing and try to make the actually good shit. The real problem is getting around the clique stonewalling your progress or trying to intimidate you with doxing if you actually get off the ground -- being anonymous isn't going to work if you're becoming a public figure like a cartoon creator.

>>14075 > The real problem is getting around the clique stonewalling your progress or trying to intimidate you with doxing if you actually get off the ground You put your creations on the backburner (Or make them as a hobby while withholding their release outside of private circles) and focus more of your time upon amassing money. That way, when you have enough, you can hit the ground running, and you're able to deflect any controversy that comes your way.

>>14059 >If you're going to be like that, why bother complaining about the state of the industry? Because I'm not a shilling turncoat. If I despise a certain series, I'm not going to go and pirate the damn thing. Nor watch its clips on YouTube. >Trying to dig a hole to stick your head in just surrenders the future to these pozzing jackasses, damning future generations who will never have grown up with the things we knew and never reaching out because "fuck everyone else, I got mine". Going back to revisit comic books and/or cartoons one passed over as a kid and/or teen does not mean one is simply "burying their head in the sand." A good percentage of mainstream comics are no longer for straight white and non-progressive minority readers. And television has embraced the so-called "rainbow age." So what do you suggest, anon? Webcomics and webtoons are one thing. DMCAs and Cease/Desist letters are another.

>>14084 >Because I'm not a shilling turncoat. If I despise a certain series, I'm not going to go and pirate the damn thing. Nor watch its clips on YouTube. Not that I'm saying you should, one shouldn't be forced to watch shit. At the same time, the past 10 years have taught me "refusing to watch shit" by itself isn't effective at stopping more of this garbage from further encroaching when either A. There's enough mouthbreathers mindlessly consuming that wallet-voting is impossible or B. The people pushing this shit don't care about the money loss and have enough (((security))) from cronyist connections, compromised HR, and all the other wonderful cancer of the corporate world that keeps this house of cards from ever collapsing. >Going back to revisit comic books and/or cartoons one passed over as a kid and/or teen does not mean one is simply "burying their head in the sand." Not necessarily I agree, I was more talking to >>13975 with that bit implying the existence of old shit somehow negated new shit raping childhoods. >So what do you suggest, anon? Webcomics and webtoons are one thing. DMCAs and Cease/Desist letters are another. Already posted about that, but granted I don't really have an answer to stopping the perversion of the preexisting beloved franchise. Speaking bluntly, there may not even be one. Copykike is fucked beyond repair, shit won't enter public domain until long after our grandkids are dead. That's why the only real option is to use the past as a foundation for the future, making works that are inspired and are actually trying to tell a story worth telling without the pozz of the modern age, or failing that finding those few uncucked works today which still are for straight white non-twitterniggers (but being realistic, there really aren't that many -- most artists get indoctrinated at CalArts if they aren't already virtue-signalling assfaggots. Classical artists might be right-wing but they also have much better things to do than to bother with /co/ shit). To say nothing of grifters who poison the well like the bunch of Kikestarters for mediocre-to-shit comics billing themselves as "Anti-SJW" trying to capitalize on a Comicsgate that unfortunately never happened. What I'm annoyed at is this masturbatory idea that a backlog means anything by itself or for anyone but yourself, not that you shouldn't look for new things in the past to enrich yourself. reposting because the formatting was godawful in my eyes and I made shit mistakes

>>13936 I had a thought today: if there is no dog, no van, and no mysteries, then this is a mediocre drama trying to cash in on the name of Scooby Doo, while needing to be based on the Scooby Doo franchise in as much as 50 Shades of Grey needed to be based on Twilight.

>>14141 Why yes that is accurate.

>>14141 Rifty Rades of Rey

Here's your new Supergirl.

>>14230 What the fuck is so wrong with just using spandex? Why do superhero costumes always have to be this textured rubberized shit now?

>>14233 Pretty sure that's a padded fabric suit still. But yeah they insist on making everything with rubber accents & decals that add detail that doesn't need to be there.

>>14230 Why does that boy have breasts and abs that look like spikes?

>>14230 < I wanna wear the Spider-Man costume > You're playing Supergirl < BUT I WANNA

>>14230 She looks exactly like her!

>>14234 >wrecking the deliberately cheesy esthetic I just wanted ONE pure thing, DC! JUST ONE! Oh well, at least Mary's legs are a little more revealed. By the way, folks, don't forget El Capitano Marvello in the green is gay, which they will hammer to death in the next movie.

https://archive.fo/JziQo Leaked character bios for the second live action adaptation of Avatar the Last Air Bender revealed.

>>14243 >all of them >develop/discover they have powers Oh for fucks sake. Bending isn't a superpower only few people have. Like most people in the Avatar universe can use bending based around the nature they're born in. Already they've fucked the basic fucking concept.

>>14243 They lost me at "Native American". They're snowniggers, not redskins.

>>14242 >don't forget El Capitano Marvello in the green is gay, which they will hammer to death in the next movie. Is this official? Also, with the exception of the white girl, they are ALL underage. >>14243 >Aang is a typical twelve-year-old boy WRONG right out of the fucking gate. Aang was a child prodigy, there was nothing normal about him. He even became an air-bending master (Hence the tattoos) while some of the adults were still struggling with learning the art. >A bit nerdy No! >always eager to join his friends for fun and games <Earlier parts of the series showed how he loves being the center of attention >he's struggled with questions of how he fits in <The entire PREMISE for the series is that he already knows his place in the world, and runs from his responsibilities >but his slaving parents have worked hard to make him feel accepted <Based off of what is shown, Air nomads do not have a parental structure, sort of akin to the Spartans being taken away from the parents and into care by the state themselves, in order to preserve their culture of the air nomads being detached from the world >He's also been gifted with an incredible mystic power he doesn't really understand <Repeating myself here >but it could be the key to saving the world from global conflict <The entire point of the avatar is to maintain the balance of the world >It's a responsibility he's reluctant to accept <Okay... >because it'll take him away from his family, friends, and everything he knows. <THE FUCKING PREMISE IS THAT HE RAN OFF, AWAY FROM ALL HIS FRIENDS AND MENTORS, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BEAR THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING THE AVATAR >All he wants is to just be a regular kid. <Which is why he didn't tell the team to fuck off when he accidentally was enrolled in a school. >Katara >Native American Eskimos also live in Siberia, a ASIAN region. >of heritage indigenous to North America American Indians COME from Asia! >her mother was killed in a mysterious supernatural event several years ago <We can't have a children's show depicting people being murder by anyone, even by evil people. It has to be magic. THAT is safe for television. >Recently, she's started to develop strange new powers <Gone is the significant aspect of her mother's death happens because the Fire Nation was trying to exterminate the Southern Water Benders. >She's looking for someone to help her understand these changes <Gone is her determination to become a real water bender that can perform more than simple party tricks >Carrie's gangly and strong older brother >Carrie <WHO?!? >Sokka is a teen who's been forced to grow up too fast <Entire point of the series was a similar situation as was presented in the original Gundam, where a bunch of kids realize that they have a job to do and they can act like kids later when the job is finished >He's concerned about her new powers <They're going to turn Sokka into a bitch who attacks Katara for even daring to test her bending skills >He has a sharp, sardonic wit, which he often uses ad a defense mechanism <They're going to turn Sokka into a quipping jackass who can't shut his mouth for two seconds >Zuka >Asian He's fucking Japanese!

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>Zuka has been driven to be an overachiever by his overbearing father <Gone is Zuko being an edge-lord desperately looking for daddy's approval after nearly being killed by him >Zuko has struggled to reconcile that philosophy with his kind-hearted nature <Gone us Uncle Iro being the voice of reason and mostly protecting Zuko from himself >When he discovers he's developed mysterious powers WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT?!? >and is competing with Aang for a key role in their project <何？

>>14243 The only thing worth laughing at: < YOU WILL BEAT THE AVATAR IN THE SCIENCE FAIR OR I HAVE NO SON! So much for "no stereotypes". >>14249 That would require them to be able to tell "Native Americans" apart. Like how the Mexicans conveniently forget that the reason the white man lives in Texas is because the Plains Indians kept the Mexicans out. Reconquista my ass.

>>14242 >don't forget El Capitano Marvello in the green is gay, which they will hammer to death in the next movie. That ain't going to play well since he's literally a kid in an adult body. >>14243 Holy fucking shit, even Anaxus has a more accurate take on the Avatar universe than this.

>>14243 Why the fuck is it that whenever someone makes an adaptation of something, they always have to do it in the most retarded way possible? Is it that hard to adapt something or is it just that these dumb nignogs think their changes are legitimately better than what the original did?

>>14243 >That description >Carrie This isn't real, somebody just edited the character bios for another show (forgetting to replace one because they manually replaced every name instead of using ctrl+h) Would be hilarious if it was real, reads like some Junior High schooler's Avatar High School AU fanfiction.

>>14250 >He's fucking Japanese Hey, Indian Fire Nation has a precedent. If they go for one of those "South Asians" they'll be honoring Shyamalan's vision. :^)

>>14254 Reminder that this fuck up (right) is gonna play the role of Grencia Mars Elijah Guo Eckener (left) in the live action adaptation of Cowboy Bebop.

>>14259 > is gonna play the role of Grencia Mars Elijah Guo Eckener Which is a waste of a perfectly good homosexual Joker. Seriously, look at that faggot's face and smile. >>14250 >Is this official? Also, with the exception of the white girl, they are ALL underage. They set it up in the first movie. They accidentally teleport into a male stripper revue. When they get outside, the fat spic shrugs and mumbles something about how it's "not my thing." Which is a really weird thing to say if you're straight. Then again, Captain Marvel Jr. seems to REALLY get along with the dudes in the bar, so who fucking knows?

>>14259 >Man who developed breasts after taking experimental drugs and developed serious image issues and depression because of it >'He's got titties so let's make him non-binary!' It's like they never watched the original show- no, wait, they probably haven't. I hope that adaptation crashes and burns so hard that no one ever tries this shit again.

https://archive.fo/mg5MQ Boondocks is getting rebooted as a CGI cartoon.

>>14311 it's going to be shit since niggers lost what lttle bit of their funnybone that was left after the floyd shit.

>>13975 THIS is why they keep pushing streaming shit as an """"upgrade"""" to physical media, it's so much easier to censor and change at a whim, and they can just make you subscribe to everything, can't wait for the rent-hell of the future where nothing is owned by you.

>>14259 "Oh sweetie didn't you know that we are living in a society?"

>>14243 Based off of this alone, Shamalayna's version is superior. It might turn into another Star Wars situation, where people began to appreciate the prequels after they saw how bad next adaptation fucked up. >>14254 Hollywood is full of retards who think that they are geniuses in case of producers or artiste in case of directs, writers, and actors. In reality, most are out of touch idiots with too much money. They are surrounded by yes-men desperate for scraps, and feed these people's egos get said scraps. >>14259 >y'all Not even southerners' and rednecks' culture is safe from being coopted.

>>14321 >Based off of this alone, Shamalayna's version is superior. It's still a very very bad movie. This might be Powerpuff Girls levels of terrible "adapting" but Shingshongshoomaloomalon's movie was still a big embarrassing mess that only barely barely adapts anything accurately.

>>14230 >They got it all wrong I'm not surprised anymore.

>>14259 Yeah, and they went straight for that character for obvious reasons. Can't wait for the unveiling of the abomination they have planned to play Edward. >>14312 I'm willing to give Aaron the benefit of doubt, though I don't plan on watching it. They did try to cancel him.

>>14329 Dear lord, they're gonna assume Ed's some kind of genderqueer or non-binary type because she's androgynous, aren't they?

>>14330 Yes actually.

>>14312 >it's going to be shit since niggers lost what lttle bit of their funnybone that was left after the floyd shit. Which is ironic, considering how the whole "Saint Floyd" affair could have been taken from the pages of a satire novel. >junkie breaks the law >junkie contracts corona because junkies aren't exactly known for their hygiene or preventative measures to say nothing about being a nog >junkie gets what's coming to him, resists arrest, has to be dropped >media looking for clicks and views pushes the victim narrative, once again, which is approved of by the (((usual suspects))) >innocent man goes to jail for doing his job >politicians looking to virtue signal play fiddle while several Romes burn for several months >"Mostly peaceful" >same politicians get PTSD from IRL shitposters months later

>>14348 They can't even let muscular women be attractive. Newsflash, just because a woman gets muscular doesn't mean her face turns into a man's.

>>13936 >there's no dog Why not? Did she eat him?

>>14330 Yup. And they'll give her the most strawn-out backstory when the time comes. Her dad will be implied abusive and a whole bunch of other nonsense. >>14373 >Why not? Because they want to flush her out as a feminist. And in order to do that, she needs to be shown as being strong, smart, independant, and a lesbian. So the Tumbrinas can go crazy and give them money. >Did she eat him No. Scooby couldn't put up with progressive Velma's vapidness and cunt-righteous behavior. So he vamoosed with the rest. Even the Mystery Machine got tired of her crap.

>>14350 That's what paper bags are for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk9s-zTbq28 Oh boy...

>>13936 Her voice is absolutely unbearable, why man

>>14348 Once again, Seduction of the Innocent became a guidebook instead of a warning.

>>14409 My teenage daughter gives me shit for my political incorrectness. She doesn't understand that I don't hate gays, but I absolutely hate faggots. Fucking "Hey, girlfriend!", high-heel wearing, lisping, mincing pedophiles deserve death for their whole "LOOK AT MEEEE!" affectations. If you're gay, just be a human being who incidentally sucks cock in the privacy of his own bedroom. Don't be a flaming fruit about it.

>>14348 Disgusting. How do you fuck up attractive 2d musclegirls? Just like draw abs and some muscle definition and that's it.

>>14865 >Enough of the Larping What are you even talking about, Cunt? What larping?

So there's going to be an upcoming hbo max series featuring lots of classic hanna barbera cartoons. Just look up the trailer on youtube, you can tell its going to shit. >characters getting turned to girls >garbage artstyle >random=funny humor

>>14906 <Meanwhile, back in 1999...

>>14907 >>14906 >Jabberjaw is now a girl I guess even anthropomorphic characters are not safe from this shit. Man, the year of the lolcow really is something to behold, isn't it?

>>14907 I bet that they are going to make Johnny and Hadji a gay couple.

>>14907 >Jellystone is a town, not a park, and EVERYONE lives there. So, uh, when did the rest of you stop believing that humanity was worth saving?

>>14911 You still had hope?

>>14912 Not since 2014, no. But every time I think we've hit bedrock (no pun intended), some absolute faggot manages to dynamite a hole and we sink even further towards Hell.

>>14907 Fuck this gay earth. If God won't cleanse it then I will.

>>14907 So HBO wanted their own TTgo but for "adults" ?

>>14907 The DC Snaglepuss comic wasn't clearly enough.

>>14922 >The DC Snaglepuss comic <"Okay, so I've spent three days trying to figure out the best angle to go with on Snagglepus, and I think I've got it!" <"Lay it on me, man!" <"Truman Capote's biography, only we replace Truman with Snagglepuss!" <"BRILLIANT!"

>>14900 <live-action CGIshit effects, greebled suits, Baxter building, the Fantasticar and the rest of FF vehicles going to lose their toyetic charm (not that current Hasbro could make affordable and fun playline vehicles and playsets anyway). <diverse <Reed is going to be a nigger I hope this shit will bomb like the previous live-action attempts at FF. >>14906 >>14907 I wish John K was still mocking modern cartoons on his blog, I miss his commentary. I can only imagine his absolute disdain for this crap, they're shitting on his childhood after all. >>14921 Seems like it. >for "adults" I'm surprised there weren't even any curses.

>>14311 This doesn't look too bad, a bit oily perhaps but it does stand out. I hope the writing will be as good as the old ones and they won't cuck out to the liberal crowd but rather call it out - which is what made me really like the original. I mean, they had MLK call everyone a nigger with the most convincing speech I've ever heard about black arrogance. >>14907 At least they can't take the Flintstones comic book away from us

Reddit seems to think you guys are the invaders to comic books and comic books have always been "SJW".

>>14928 No one gives a single flying fuck what reddit thinks about anything. They are always objectively wrong on every topic. Bar none.

>>14908 Fucking hell, I remember seeing these air. And yes, they're better reboots in two minutes than whatever the current calarts abomination is.

>>14926 It's pretty ironic that the only good FF movie was the one from 1994. A movie which not only had a budget of canned beans, but was also never released in theaters.

>>14935 I liked the two Fox films. Not talking about Fan4astic.

>>14939 Why is Fant4stic bad? I haven't seen the film or watched/read reviews.

>>14942 Aside from black Johnny Storm, it's bad because it's a generic gritty take on the F4 that just isn't interesting to watch.

>>14942 >>14944 It tried to be Ultimate Fantastic Four without keeping any of the real elements that made that version interesting. Which is all the actual comic book campy elements. It's strange how all these capeshit movies are inspired by the edgiest versions of capeshit but can't actually capture any of what was good about them. Not just being unable to capture the edge, which I frankly hate anyway, but being unable to capture the camp that was still there in series' about superheroes.

>>14945 Movie-makers are pretentious snots who want to be the geniuses who made the Titanic of their generation, and instinctively recoil at the idea of superheroes as childish and a stain on their reputation. Thus, they have to "modernize" them and "make them realistic". Alternatively, they see Whedon's quipfests and, being completely unoriginal, they copy him ad-verbatim.

>>14948 The term you're looking for is 'self aware'. Like what Marvel has been doing since Avengers was a huge hit. Just constantly calling attention how silly & ridiculous everything is. Just recently going so far as to dig at people saying they want actual comic accurate designs. It's fine, heck I'd love it, if all capeshit movies did were try to justify ideas like the costumes & make them practical looking but still outstanding in their fantastical designs. Like Batman is super easy to get right in a number of different ways but no one ever hits the mark for a Batman costume that's feasible but also accurate. They continuously overthink, overdesign, & omit details that would make it better.

>>14942 fantastic four generally speaking just seems like a hard movie to pull off behind the scenes the studio seemed to pick a bit of a wildcard for the director and then second guessed everything he did and had to do some re-shoots, which were pretty jarring because the girl that played sue storm had to wear a pretty basic blonde wig for them. >>14945 pretty much hit the nail on the head imo. ultimate ff is kind of a slow burn and it just doesn't seem feasible to tell a coherent story with them in 90 to 180 minute range, from introduction, get their powers, introduce villain or overall plot and conclusion it just seems too much when you're going to have to shoehorn in reed/sue romance, ben's i'm a freak and will never be normal again, and hit us over the head with johnny is a LITERAL HOT HEAD.

>>14960 They were probably banking hard on copying the previous movies by shoving all that in for the first then building off from there. It was such a colossal failure though, thankfully.

>>14961 I have this hope for them with the MCU that they'll introduce them in flashbacks as already having issues and have broken up during the first couple MCU phases and then some of them got snapped and sent Reed into an alcoholic lethargic bender which he only gets out of after the fact so they can skip a lot of the back story by...adding more back story I guess. But like with Spiderman they didn't have to do a whole lot in the MCU as far as background or motivations go. I don't see why they would have to do that again.

>>14962 >But like with Spiderman they didn't have to do a whole lot in the MCU as far as background or motivations go. I don't see why they would have to do that again. But, Homecoming, and especially Far From Home, was a terrible Spider-Man movie (The second one a terrible film in altogether). I'd rather take another goober Sam Raimi movie than ANYTHING coming out of the MCU (Where the best films were Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, as everything went down hill since 2008). Also, to the Anons saying that more "self awareness" is a solution, ALL OF YOU CAN FUCK OFF! If you really wanted the superhero films being "self-aware", then you'd end up with something along the lines of an ACTUALLY GOOD MOVIE as they ditch they capes and spandex for military uniforms. This exact reason is why Japanese comics and cartoons are running roughshod over the entirety of Western media. Either the Nips apply the series as "realistically" as possible given the scenario, or they just play everything straight and roll with it. Superhero media used to understand this as well, but has since forgotten the concept and replaced all the actually substance of the product with either cancerous "self-awareness" or dreadful edginess. And, I'm going to completely ignore the point that, sometimes, we do get quality products like Joker, as those films are in the minority, requires years (If not decades) of established expectations to be built up, and can only be made ONCE'. No more can superhero films be about someone wanting to do some actual good in the world and help people. They all have to either be psychoanalytical bullshit treating the protagonist like he's the real "villain" in the entire story, or nothing more than a parody as everyone comments "What crazy loon would actually want to HELP people?"

>>14964 And, I fucked up the formatting of the post, big time.

>>14900 They want a black Mr. Fantastic, cool. Just don't try to tell their origin story, AGAIN. Start off in media res, tell a broken blackstory (no one fucking cares: no one wants to see dead Thomas and Martha Wayne; no one wants to see the Fantastic Four get their powers), and HAVE THEM FUCKING FIGHT GALACTUS.

>>14964 These Maguire spiderman edits are so retarded I can't help but admire them.

>>14923 I just let my burn barrel continue to read it, and then we both started to enjoy it. If anything, The Ruff and Ruff Show comic is more true to the way things would be. >>14928 Piss on Reddit. >>14928

>>14968 Nah, fuck that shit. I'd rather have them push an original black superhero. But that would require effort, which is something these hacks are not capable of; without the need for dumping a bucket of black paint on an existing white character.

>>14975 Granted, stories about training a nigger successor don't really pan out well often either. Take Bendis' Nigsona Spidey, ReeRee Williams, that "Next Batman" who's Lucius Fox's son or something, etc.

>>14975 >I'd rather have them push an original black superhero Say Blue Marvel who is already Captain Marvel crossed with Mr. Fantastic and even has "Marvel" in his fucking name.

>>14958 Are nigger loki and alligator loki from the comics like the other two are?

>>14945 >>14948 >>14958 >>14960 >>14964 Capeshit turning into shit didn't start with Hollywood, it started within the comic industry itself; they disregarded their original target audience (kids) and tryhard to become serious , realistic and deep . Then Hollywood noticed it and made the departure even greater, aiming capeshit at normalfags. >This exact reason is why Japanese comics and cartoons are running roughshod over the entirety of Western media No, there are far more major differences between the manga industry to (American) comic industry which led to one' success and the other to failure: 1. Manga has far greater number of publishers in compare to the main duopoly in USA 2. Manga is far more common and spread in its homeland (great distribution) 3. Manga has greater variety of genres and is divide into different specific demographics, meaning each manga is aimed for specific age and sex group (shoujo, seinen, etc.) so anyone can find something they like and there's place for niche market (also connected to no. 1 and no. 2) unlike in USA when they stupidly target everyone for maximum profit resulting in the most bland and dull product imaginable 3. Mangaka actually own the rights for their characters and stories unlike in USA when they turned it into copyright cashcow to be squeezed forever and therefore rarely bother to come up with new properties 4. The manga industry isn't infected by wokeness (HR) nor is the publications are part of bigger media corporations where the comics are just sidenote, hence bad sales have impact and unprofitable manga will get canceled 5. Manga is cheaper and instead of getting one issue of one comic, you buy a magazine with many running manga in it 6. Successful manga will get fairly faithful anime adaptation whereas comic will usually get shitty live-action aimed at normalfags. >Joker movie Although as regular movie it wasn't bad, as a capeshit movie it sucked. Joker was a whiney spineless faggot who only did things when he got pushed, realistic boring things. >>14968 <They want a black Mr. Fantastic, cool <making one the smartest characters in capeshit as a nigger There's only so much my suspension of disbelief can go through.

>>14928 >Reddit thinks No they don't.

>>14980 >Jerry Lewis Syndrome The Hell is that image talking about? The only mention of such a condition I can find is this: https://archive.ph/AZ873 < May 31, 1976 < PARIS—French movie critics can't explain it. The people here who pay as much as $13 a seat can't explain it. And, after 73 minutes of absurd rambunctions on the stage of the Olympia Theater here, Jerry Lewis himself couldn't explain it. <It's funny ?? true, or true because it's funny: The French public rates Jerry Lewis as a classic virtuoso comedian comparable to Charlie Chaplin. The Lewis syndrome, which is also infectious in West Germany, Spain, the Netherlands and Belgium, is recognized in France by the constant recurrence of “festivals” of his old slapstick movies in Parisian and provincial movie houses. <Twice now in five years he has packed the 2,000‐seat Olympia, on the Boulevard des Capucines, with intellectuals, shop girls, radical students and housewives who pay at least $5 for a balcony seat. Probably, if every Frenchman has two favorite comedians, one of them is Jerry Lewis, the 50‐year‐old master of acting like an accident going somewhere to happen.

>>14962 Problem is MCU F4 will be as bad as MCU Spidey. Skipping all the backstory, forgoing the actual motivation to be a hero, & race swapping all of the cast in the name of diversity over accuracy. >>14964 No one here will argue for self awareness. At most I would like to see practicality applied to make superhero costumes make sense in a "real" world. With Kamen Rider I can buy suits completely. Because they're designed specifically to look like they provide protection while being able to have active mobility while always having bombastic designs. I can't so much with capeshit suits in live action media that just forgo the designs completely for over complicated dull messes of detail that barely resemble the original.

>>14983 > At most I would like to see practicality applied to make superhero costumes make sense in a "real" world. With Kamen Rider I can buy suits completely. Because they're designed specifically to look like they provide protection while being able to have active mobility while always having bombastic designs. I can't so much with capeshit suits in live action media that just forgo the designs completely for over complicated dull messes of detail that barely resemble the original. Couldn't that be boiled down to saying that you want a costume that people can actually make, wear, move around in, and do whatever action the character is suppose to be doing, all while looking badass? Rather than overloading the design with useless details that makes everything either look bland or noisy?

>>14984 Yes. Essentially. I want a costume that I can look at & say "okay I can buy this powerless person fighting in that without getting killed" while it still retaining the actual elements of a fun accurate design. Problem is, as it's been said, Hollywood is embarrassed to be actually making capeshit. So everything must be self deprecating, dull, over designed, & inaccurate. Even Japan can do super serious dark stories that still retain creative crazy designs.

>>14977 >Blue Marvelsue Holy fuck, that character rumbles my jonathons. <marries a blonde woman in the 50s <wears an all-over costume, only to get caught out as a magical negro due to a tear <spends next 60 years staying out of the fight whenever Galactus or Thanos shows up <suddenly best buds with everyone >>14928 >Cunt deleted my post about laughing at Reddit's gang of shit-beavers Make up your mind, Cunt. Is Plebbit something you hate or something you'll give up your last dregs of dignity to defend?

>>14984 >Rather than overloading the design with useless details that makes everything either look bland or noisy? Like the Bionic Teletu... er... Big Bad Beetleborgs? Seems as if they would've needed an on-set chiropractor.

>>14978 Not that I recall. They probably saw The Frog of Thunder and decided to create a Loki equivalent. >>14977 They could have make a use of Cardiac too. Bonus is that he comes with anti-corporate and possible pro affordable healthcare angles built in. I guess it is easier to just turn a big name black and hope to capitalize on the reaction rather than make a use of an actual black antihero who is connected to issues that are still relevant today and in line with ideology most celebs claim to support.

>>14982 >The Hell is that image talking about? Is that really hard for you anon to understand a blog post?! Anyway, it talks about three types of characters and according setting: 1. Realistic 2. Fantastic 3. Combination of Realistic and Fantastic. In regard to capeshit, it originally started with the fantastic type, both characters and their setting, then in the 60's with comics like Spiderman began the trend of combined realistic and fantastic, meaning the characters were more realistic but the setting was still fantastic. Finally, during the 70's, it led to capeshit characters and its setting trying too hard to be even more "realistic" by shoving current events and politics, taking itself too seriously and ruin the fun aspect of it and end up being neither fantastic nor realistic, just bunch of flat cliches foolishly wishing to be equal to regular fiction (such as realistic novels and movies) which they clearly aren't. In short, capeshit lost its basic fantastic elements and became too pretentious to its own good aiming at "mature" audiences. >>Jerry Lewis Syndrome >hangs on the least important detail John K is a boomer so that's probably something that is well known to his generation. I'm not sure what exactly it means either, looking at wiki and the two sentences above its mention in the blog post: >Appreciation of Lewis became a misunderstood stereotype about "the French", and it was often the object of jokes in American pop culture.[66] "That Americans can't see Jerry Lewis' genius is bewildering," says N. T. Binh, a French film magazine critic I guess it means how someone want his works to be respected and considered as high art despite not being the case. >>14975 >>14977 >>15022 Black superheroes are usually one or combined of the following options: 1. Too street-like/"in da hood" urban nigger 2. Over the top smart and educated/le better than white people 3. Bland. It's like how most female superheroes suck, but even to greater extent, I guess that's what happens when you write to virtue-signal instead of writing interesting and good characters. >>15045 >turn a big name How many normalfags even know about FF? It's almost like how He-Man is a forgotten niche franchise.

>>14976 >Granted, stories about training a nigger successor don't really pan out well often either. Take Bendis' Nigsona Spidey, ReeRee Williams, that "Next Batman" who's Lucius Fox's son or something, etc. Because their only distinctive trait is being black. Like >>15051 said, in CURRENT YEAR+6 being a nigger means your only characterization options are "true to life" gangbanging thug, "we wuz kangz" totally smarter than whitey, or no character at all outside of parroting SJW/BLM talking points. It's impossible to be a black "character" anymore.

>>14980 >Joker was a whiny spineless faggot who only did things when he got pushed, realistic boring things. No Joker was the King of Comedy for people too lazy to see a better film that took the piss out of late night television celebrity and it's fans. It's a much better paced and filmed movie to boot.. >>15051 >Black superheroes are usually one or combined of the following options: 1. Too street-like/"in da hood" urban nigger 2. Over the top smart and educated/better than white people 3. Bland. But Nigger that's were you're wrong. If you're Jack Kirby then every black character is 15 pounds of nuts. But we digress, you're right since so many black men in the US today buy into the endless bullshit sold to them by (((The usual gang of Globo Tikka Ollumists))) they no longer have the imagination to just make fun black characters anymore. Well that and to make great art you need more blacks with a lower time preferencing threshold which most US and African Blacks simply don't have. And part of that time preferencing threshold is where to put one's energy in making things or working. And working in the comics industry for a long haul with sub optimal pay that's below the living standards of most places that comics get published has kinda put a bigger crimp in getting more natural heroic black stories as well.

>>14976 >Take Bendis' Nigsona Spidey, ReeRee Williams, That's because Bendis' is one of the prog New Yakkers that adopted a couple of black kids to showcase them on the block, so all of his work reflects this stupid white guilt that his kids won't "see themselves" in daddy's work. His Black adopted Son and Daughter will probably just become manga fans like most of the Black populace in the United States and will most likely not remember a damn thing about any of daddy's lame blacked characters.

>>15083 This amazing gem is now a part of my reaction folder.

>>15084 Man, the Kingpin has really let himself go.

>>15084 I feel bad for his kids. Not only does their dad actively hate the white ones and think the black ones are retard subhumans, but they have to pretend he doesn't look like he's wearing a Tor Johnson mask.

>>15083 >King of Comedy I heard it being compared to Taxi Driver. >If you're Jack Kirby then every black character is 15 pounds of nuts Haven't read Black Panther yet, is the background story is dumb and insulting as I think it is? Black racer is neat, Vykin the Black is decent and Shilo Norman is pure garbage. <Talks about Kirby while using echoes Show some respect faggot!

>>15101 <normies <consoooomers Can you talk like a human being instead of tryhard nigger? The comics you mentioned were read by kids too, you fucking idiot. >The first Buck Rogers toys appeared in 1933, four years after the newspaper strip debuted and a year after the radio show first aired. Some mark this as the beginning of modern character based licensed merchandising, in that not only was the character's name and image branded on many unrelated products, but also on many items of merchandise unique to or directly inspired by that character. Of the many toys associated with Buck Rogers, none is more closely identified with the franchise than the eponymous toy rayguns. >The Buck Rogers comic strip had been commercially very successful, spawning novelizations and children's toys,[5] and King Features Syndicate decided to create their own science fiction comic strip to compete with it.[5] >As with Buck Rogers, the success of Flash Gordon resulted in numerous licensed products being sold, including pop-up books, coloring books, and toy spaceships and rayguns.[8] >Jim Ameche portrayed Tracy in a two-record set recorded by Mercury Records in 1947. The record sleeves were illustrated with Sunday strips reprinted in black-and-white for children to color.[25] >In addition to two Prince Valiant phonograph records (released in 1947 and 1968) and three coloring books, Treasure Books published a small 1954 children's book with Foster art in color.

>>15108 >Can you talk like a human being instead of tryhard nigger? >The comics you mentioned were read by kids too, you fucking idiot. >Runs screaming to a Wikipedia entry to desperately prove his argument which I already proved like a dumassed Ostrich screaming that a Cassowary kicked his shit in. How about you try not to be a functionally illiterate retard nigger who doesn't know his comics history in the first place and chose not to read the subtleties in what was being mentioned. As I stated, those older comics were the normie comics as in most ordinary kids and adults read them period. And that was just me re-quoting with some context what the previous anon said here >>14980 (he too also used the word normie you cunt). If you chose to get butt hurt about that please remember that despite what you think functional illiteracy is not a team sport and you don't win special prizes for it you just become special (and not in a good way). >>15105 >Haven't read Black Panther yet, is the background story is dumb and insulting as I think it is? No it's not, it's basically 70's Kirby we're we start with an idol theft and it just escalates to a crazy showdown with a African spy corp and it's acquisition of a million year man, but if you've looked you'll notice that the Nation of Islam kinda ripped off Kirby's story for the Yakub story line. ><Talks about Kirby while using echoes I was showing respect. But in the Ashkenazim tribe their upper chiefdom still rules heavily over the working classes of Jews like Kirby and continue to either fuck over their hard work or outright subvert their efforts like the Pharisees of old. And right now they've outright stolen the freedom of every man woman and child on the planet under Covid. Screeching at me about the evil they do and somehow thinking it's an insult to Kirby, when many of his own later story lines were all about these issues within his own Jewish creatives community fucking him over , is the most bizarre hill to pick a fight on.

>>15105 >Haven't read Black Panther yet, is the background story is dumb and insulting as I think it is? Black Panther began as a supporting character for the Fantastic Four. You know how sometimes The Flash visits Gorilla City, and characters like Solivar are supporting characters for The Flash? Jack Kirby just copied that exactly, but swapped the gorillas for niggers, to make the concept slightly less realistic. >>15109 This guy is a bit of an annoying faggot, but banning him is absolutely ridiculous. Jesus christ.

>>15114 >This guy is a bit of an annoying faggot, but banning him is absolutely ridiculous. Jesus christ. Yeah, you can track when Cunt's been attempting nofap by the way the bans rack up. >>15109 >"Ashkenazim tribe" The fuck are you going on about? You could have just made a post asking that, you unbearable faggot.

>>15109 <dumassed Ostrich screaming that a Cassowary kicked his shit in WTF <And that was just me re-quoting with some context No, you tried to dismiss it you lousy liar. <As I stated Without giving any citations to prove it and no you clearly didn't include kids. >kids So you're proving John K' point and admitting it, retard, after you failed to refute it. <also used the word normie Normalfag and normie aren't the same thing you dumb cuckchanner. <I was showing respect <by using a symbol that portray all Jews as evil <Ashkenazim tribe There's no such thing, you pull it out of your ass. Ashkenazim refers to all Jews who either them or their ancestors lived in Europe (with the exception of Spain), an entire continent and you call it a tribe?! <Jewish creatives community Since when people who work in the same company or field make a community?! Stop making shit up. <Ashkenazim >Jews like Kirby Kirby is Ashkenazi you mongoloid. >>15114 >but swapped the gorillas for niggers What a downgrade. >a bit Did you read his deleted post >>15101?

>>15122 >Did you read his deleted pos Yes. Banning is not the solution to things like this. The solution is actually debating your point and/or relentless mocking of his retardation.

>>15122 Wow that's a lot of saltiness for a single anon post I mean maybe you ought to point to us on the Faker doll where it all touched you so we can the cops. I mean a board where most of the posters are complaining about the pozzing of once entertaining art form shouldn't cause one to have an aneurysm for old memetics from 2016.

>>15139 Oh, that's nothing. Back in the day, a wall of text averaged about 20-40 lengthy paragraphs.

>>15124 Fucking this.

>>15139 >>15147 <Arrogant faggot act as if he is an expert with every second word being a buzzword, posting cuckchan memes and making up bullshit claim that old adventure and Sci-Fi comics were normie normalfag comics >Get refuted <Try to claim that his bullshit wasn't refuted by stretching the definition of normie normalfag and thus actually admitting he was wrong <Fail to disprove his cognitive dissonance between supposedly respecting Kirby while also using the echoes symbol and end up further proving his sheer stupidity and ignorance >Get refuted again <Resort to U MAD BRO paragraph So you got banned from cuckchan and decided to shit this place with your passive-aggressive attitude and dumb input?

>>15159 >>Get refuted again Your refutation was Wikipedia article, that's not a real refutation. And you can tone down the purple drank text, it makes you come like a zoomed sperg.

>>15166 <article No, it was a few paragraphs regarding different comics. Wikipedia is still a great source when it comes to non-political related subjects and you yourself admitted those were valid as you pathetically tried to stretch the original meaning of what you claimed, saying it includes kids and by that backing off from your initial claim. In contrast, you didn't bring a single citation to prove your point. You also conveniently ignore how you continued to make a fool of yourself with your poor analyses and so-called knowledge about Judaism. <it makes you come like a zoomed sperg Ironic considering that it comes from the faggot who couldn't stop spouting buzzwords and cuckchan memes. But go on, the more you try to save your skin, the more you prove yourself to be a retard.

>>15169 >Ironic considering that it comes from the faggot who couldn't stop spouting buzzwords and cuckchan memes. But if you've already refuted the guy why did you report him? Seems kinda lame, and odd that you're still continuing your rage.

>>15166 >And you can tone down the purple drank text, it makes you come like a zoomed sperg.

Cunt, I know you're reading this. Let me try to spell this out for you again >you suck at being a BO because you take things too personally >banning people for no reason other than you getting sand in your vagina is cracked.com as fuck >if you can't get your autism under control, you need to surrender your board to someone with more patience than you (ie. the guy in charge of dressing Hotwheels every morning) Mod intervention, when necessary, should be >spam >illegal content >legal nude images or gore changed to the spoiler tags You're acting like Freddie Mercury's fluffer. You don't like the negative reactions? Then you either apply yourself or step the fuck down and let one of these other sociopaths take a crack at it.

>>15159 "4Chan is like a Detroit projects building for the mentally challenged." "It's full of poop and poopy things in all their poopyness." -The Greatest Admin I'm just an old zoomer boomer watching you youngins argue about Jack Kirby, black people, and now Ashkaketchum Kafoozalum. That sounds like a tribe of Echidnas from a Ken Penders Sonic comic.

https://archive.fo/SKZ7I Another failed IP Rebooted for modern sensibilities bombed spectacularly, what a shock. Hollywood never learns from their mistake.

>>15195 Wow, it's almost as if making a sequel and then deliberately trying to spite everyone who liked the original is a bad idea.

>>15195 >collecting the Lego WB minifigs >Wile E. Coyote in first squish >Now to find the Road Runner >find the beak within the package >purchase >open >Road Runner beak is actually Lola's fucking ears >mfw I was born too early to give one razor-thin shit about Space Jam >mfw it's not crazy stalker Lola from Looney Tunes

>>15195 >>15218 Speaking of Looney Tunes and retardation, remember the time when some execs at WB decided that trying to decapitate a rabbit with a fucking scythe was less violent than simply trying to shoot him?

>>15221 Really, all they had to do was have him use a bow with a background poster say "bow season".

>>15195 Of course, it did. They removed and edited characters for the sake in being woke. >>15221 That was the day I finally gave up on modern Looney Tunes.

>>15195 Who was begging for a Space Jam sequel/reboot anyway? It's just like Ghostbusters 2016 all over again.

Regardless of their quality as action figures, the Mezco One:12 line shows that, unsurprisingly, you can make comic accurate designs look realistic quite easily. But, as it's been said over & over, we all know studios will never put in that actual amount of effort because of embarrassment of making capeshit. They'd rather be writing cheap "realistic" dramas only vaguely resembling the capeshit sources enough to use the IPs.

>>15195 I just had the displeasure to have seen this. Spoilered for your pain: Lebron pisses off the warner brother AI that comes up with their shitty ideas by rejecting the idea of having himself scanned to appear in various reboots of WB IPs His son gets fucking zapped into Tron the WB "server-verse", Lebron follows and gets zapped into the Matrix Al Sharpton the AI disappears Lebron's son and challenges him to a basketball game, and flushes him to "tune world" inside the WB server-verse Tune world is fucking empty except for bugs bunny who has lost his fucking mind because the AI convinced all the other tunes to leave Bugs bunny sabotages Lebron's plan to get a bunch of super powered WB characters to join his team by scouting out the lost tunes. Of course, Lola bunny was in WonderWoman land trying to join the Amazons. AI has stolen the code for Lebron's son's video game and uses it to upgrade his son and plans to zap everyone around the world into the spider-verse server-verse to subject them to basketball Did I mention how the AI already had some kind of technology to digitize people in the first place? No? Good because the film never explains it either Kid Lebron also redesigns some bball players to make a spider player, naga player, bird player, uhhh... the fire and water one, and their broken OP character chronos who can stop time and puts road runner on a silver platter for wile e. coyote, literally the AI zaps EVERYONE into a now 3d tune world via smartphones, after turning the tunes 3d, and invites all WB properties characters to watch the game who are more or less visual noise in the background AND SURPRISE GUEST APPEARANCE BY MICHAEL JORDAAAAN, I mean the actor, not the guy selling The General Insurance Despite this tune world being inside a network of servers they still break the 4th wall about already having played basketball with an NBA star player Yes, the clockwork orange "droogs" are actually in the movie, as well as the rebooted IT clown and some other horror characters Should I continue?

>>15268 >Should I continue? Yes.

>>15268 You're obligated to.

>>15268 Man at least they're more stakes than the supposed plot leak of instagram followers being the center of conflict. Still it's no wonder why this movie's score is so immediately abysmal.

>>15268 I started watching the movie, I can't believe that is worse than Ready Player One, also FAT amazonians.

>>15273 Not only are they fat but they're all different races. Now I don't know DC amazon lore but shouldn't they y'know all look greek?

>>15268 But what is the film really about? IIRC the OG Space Jam was really about the uptight and serious Michael Jordan (character and actor) learning to relax and cut loose(character). All the loony toon stuff was just the mechanism for his growth as a character. You mentioned Lebron's son, is the film really about him connecting to his son? You mentioned

>>15270 >>15269 You asked for it. I should probably also mention that the toons, all this time have been living out different character roles in what I can only assume have been loops of movies respective to their various "worlds" in the server-verse, like the matrix, austin powers (yes really), mad max (YES, REALLY), GAME OF THRONES, and fucking RICK AND MORTY The AI sets the stakes for winning and losing, if the toons win, everyone goes free, Lebron gets his groove back, and the toons go back to 2d, but if they lose then everyone is stuck there forever and the toons are DELETED Lebron learns that by trying to force the tunes to apply to the unFUNdamentals of basketball he was not only sabotaging their only chance at winning because SURPRISE IT'S NOT NORMAL BASKETBALL, he was also being a shitty father trying to push his son to be just like him... which is why he is rich and successful The tune squad starts to win by being whacky and random, to the surprise of nobody the AI substitutes the flash chronos into the game again, and granny joins the battle, beating chronos because she's spent the last 20 years as Trinity from the Matrix so she hits some... thing on his wrist that ages him like 137 years because surely that would be a useful feature? who the fuck designed thi **bottom of the ninth, lebron steps up to the plate to face his wife's son, did I mention this kid is like 13 and made a fucking video game? lebron apologizes for being a dad and trying to make his son a basketball american father and son reunion, they hug it out, everybody cheers, the queen AI is not impressed, boy switches to the tune squad AI gets pissed, upgrades himself to windows 11, then literally cheats (to the surprise of nobody) to lower the tune squad's score against the noog squad, tune squad is back to being bad at basketball this is it, they have no chance except for... THE GLITCH THAT CRASHES THE GAME that only happens when a player performs lebron's special cha-cha slide move, if they trigger the glitch the game crashes and the AI is no longer in control except for one fatal flaw, the glitch also erases the character from the game that performed it, foghorn leghorn suggests they draw straws but the big lebronski offers himself as tribute they set up the shot, lola passes to lebron and BUGS BUNNY INTERCEPTS to perform the fatal glitch move, passing back to lebron to slam DUNK on that fool but lebron cant make the shot on just one jump power-up so his son cheats by picking up another jump powerup and throws it to his dad for the fabled DOUBLE JUMP BOOST combo move the AI gets POSTERIZED (turned into a literal shit poster) and is ripped apart and disintigrates, the forcefield around the court (did I mention there was a forcefield?) vanishes, everybody cheers and gets turned into malware undigitized, lebron and son cheer oh yeah BUGS IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE HE'S GLITCHING OUT SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING Lola says "goodbye lebron and him and his wife's son get snapped back to reality, meanwhile tune world turns back into 2d and bugs gives his final farewell and turns into a shooting star that breaks the mold** it ends with lebron taking his son to disney world e3 game dev camp SURPRISE BUGS BUNNY IS ALIVE and standing next to lebron because cartoons can survive anything, bugs bunny actually got beamed up to hell world after lebron and brought all the toons with him There was also a guest appearance from the mon-stars Did I mention there's this fucking future tech that can not only digitize real people but also make cartoons fucking real? because the movie never explains this either Also the only thing the AI wanted was to get out of his existential hell created by WB (or was it recognition?), but he's also the source of every bad decision made by WB, and thought digitizing everyone into Tron-world was a better idea than just making himself real (if it worked for the toons why didn't he just fucking do it too?) >>15277 Clearly the movie is about yeah it was just about lebron becoming a better dad

>>15279 Well I fucked up those two spoilers. Now I have to live with the shame.

>>15279 Man who knew the first movie had more logic to it.

>>15279 Did it at least do a good job with the father son aspects?

>>15283 I don't even know the movie literally starts with lebron as a kid playing that looney tunes game on a OG gameboy but he has to throw it in the fucking trash because his dad insists he can't focus on anything but the game that matters, monopoly meanwhile the only fathering shown from lebron is trying to take an interest in his son's video game after he got done scolding his son for not taking basketball seriously on their home court, and then refusing to take his son to the e3 game camp or whatever the fuck because he already signed him up for basketball camp Kazaam had more fleshed out characters than this movie.

>>15282 The first movie is miles better than this garbage.

>>15275 I'm not that knowledgable but there was Nubia. In Prime earth canon they were descendents amazon's would take the seed of any man to produce more amazons.

>>15286 Oh yeah. The rape murder. That's totally empowering to women.

>>15284 >Kazaam had more fleshed out characters than this movie. Slam Dunk Ernest and The Luck of the Irish as well. But it was a dumb move to begin with. They just wanted to modernize the original with "the new Jorden." >>15286 It's been a decades time, but I think the Amazons in Xena did somewhat similar with the barbarians. If the child was either male or female, then the child was passed off to the appropriate clan.

>>15308 >They just wanted to modernize the original with "the new Jorden." That's part of the problem. There is no new Jordan. I don't think there even CAN be a new Jordan.

>>15309 Babe Ruth, Big Ben Davidson, Wilt Chamberlain, Larry Bird, and Micheal Jordan. Were all who they were in each own time respectively. Common sense deems it beyond the possibility to try and create a new of either one. They'll come to the conclusion that all this reinventing-the-wheel nonsense is not working. Just not anytime soon.

>>15268 >Amazonian lola bunny This should be something I should be excited about reading, not dreading. >>15273 OF FUCKING COURSE

Well, ready the post made me had a morbid curiosity about the movie, so I watched it. I'm here to share the cancer. I haven't seen to many CY+6 movies, but damn there is a lack of white people in this one. Only niggers, a chink and a kike so far. They really played it save with the story, making it in such a way that WB is not an evil multinational corporation and it doesn't know what is happening in its own servers. Enough about that, lets go for the juicy parts.

Is it just me or are the jokes lifeless? It feels that they are "LOL SOOO RANDOM!" type of shit. >>15324 >all those typos Anons, I think my IQ dropped after watching the movie, send help.

>>15326 >>15328 Reminder, they excluded Pepe Le Pew because "he sends the wrong message to boys, encouraging them to harass women", but this doesn't send the wrong message: daffy and porky almost crashing a train into a building of orphans reddit and memey experimenting on the tazmanian devil austin powers the spy who fucking shagged me an evil clown from another dimension that fucking eats children a group of violent perverts that break into homes and rape women in front of their beaten up husbands ala clockwork orange a bunch of other horror movie characters not only thanos snapping the AI from the server-verse but also the game characters that lebron's son created who all appeared to be sentient with personalities and tried to cry out in protest before having their existence erased, when they were not any different from the mon-stars in that they were forced to play basketball but a skunk chasing a cat with a paint stripe is a bad influence

Get ready, they are going full Ready player one.

>>15332 >iron giant >kong >gremlins It's literally just Ready Player One.

>quick tell me something that is popular? >monstergirls? >fantastic! mix the niggers diverse and inclusive bouncing ball players with animal >turn this guy a into a bird, it will be awesome! >but harpies are only female >harpies?

>>15330 >clockwork orange Here you go.

Holy shit Lebron James cannot act, and no one involved in the film tried even giving him lessons. And ffs, all the loony tunes have fitting, looney voices by professional voice actors... except Lola, who is voiced by Hollywood's new favorite mutt, Zendaya, who, similarly to Lebron, is shit in this role, because she's not even a good actress let alone voice actress. Fuck you Hollywood, get Kath Soucie back to redub it. >>15331 I actually enjoyed this webm. The looney tunes acting looney is fun, who'da thought? Shame there's a shit movie wrapped all around it. Thanks for the webms anon, I couldn't be bothered to even pirate it.

>>15325 That was painful to watch. >>15326 So, why don't they just make their own Kingdom Hearts series at this point? Also, what happened to Duck Dogers? >>15328 Why is this the first good scene? Until the Matrix scene. ...actually, I take that back. Why didn't they go with the Toontown concept from Roger Rabbit, or the "everyone lives at WB studios" idea that they did with Animaniacs/BiA? I know it's asking for Mario levels of autism in regards to consistency, but at least SOME acknowledgement that there have been other WB projects since the 60's and the original film. What about S&T Mysteries, or Duck Dogers, or even Lunatics Unleashed (Just for the cringe)? >>15329 What's wrong with her HAIR? Also, so much for Themyscira being extremely misandrist (Which would have been perfect for Bugs to dress in drag again). >>15331 Why do they acknowledge that this is a blatant sequel, and then have to reteach backetball to them, especially when the reason for the game being basketball in the FIRST film was it being Bugs idea? >>15332 How is LeBron in the wrong for ridiculing Bugs when his son is on the line? >>15335 Also, I just realized, isn't this movie ripping off the plot to Hook? >>15337 >And ffs, all the loony tunes have fitting, looney voices by professional voice actors No, they don't. All the toons sound off for one reason or another.

>>15218 Why get blind bag crap of Lego cosplaying as Road Runner when you can buy accurate Happy Meal toy? Moose Toys got the license for Space Jam, but it's mostly toys of Lebron (how boring) and they're neither well-articulated nor sculpted and there's no Wile E. Coyote or Road Runner. Oddly enough, the 1996 Space Jam line by Playmates had Wile E. Coyote, but not Road Runner, yet, a year later in their regular Loony Tunes line they did him. >Lola Shit character, but she had good character design. The new designs look flat, somewhat squarish and have bad construction. It reminds of NuAnimaniacs designs, so ugly and amateurish. >>15226 Ghostbusters is highly acclaimed and popular movie so there's a demand for reboot and in fact, this year a new movie is going to be released which supposed to be more faithful to the original movies unlike the 2016 abomination. In contrast, even most people who like the original Space Jam know it's trashy and cannot be replicated. >>15273 <Using VHS error effect while having ugly modern character designs and with calarts bean smile non the less >>15325 <They use CGIshit for the vehicles and fallen rocks in full feature film And to think these would've been hand drawn in tv shows in the 90's...2D is dead.

>>15335 >thumbnail you can see the crazed lust in his eyes

>>15340 >Why get blind bag crap of Lego cosplaying as Road Runner when you can buy accurate Happy Meal toy? Because I've ALSO got a shit-ton of Disney minifigs and I'm planning a Disney Vs. Looney Tunes display. >>15335 >Nog Cheedle Great. That's exactly the degenerate piece of shit who should be starring in a kids movie >Pennywise, Iron Giant, the Night King, the Jetsons, the Flintstones. the mother fucking HERCULOIDS, King Kong, the Droogs from Clockwork Orange, Mystery Inc., Captain Caveman, a fucking DINOSAUR from Slate's quarry, Blue Falcon, winged monkey from Oz, and I'm pretty sure that's Cheetara from the Thundercats, plus many, many more. This is pure niggatry, faggotry, and a bunch of other subhumantry sub-categories. Also, at 0:51, is that the Schwarzenegger Mr' Freeze in his BATHROBE on the far left?! Just saw the Burt Ward Robin in the back. Nothing is sacred to these pieces of shit.

>>15334 This is just Ready Player Two, isn't it?

>>15343 It's a collective rape orgy of every WB property.

>>15331 Wait a mother-fucking dick-sucking second. The old Looney Tunes episodes get edited and re-released to remove Elmer Fudd's and Yosemite Sam's guns because they're "violent and send the wrong message." Then in this multi-million dollar widely advertised children's movie released in theaters and online streaming to countless families across the world, Yosemite Sam has guns. What a bunch of hypocrites.

>>15346 >The old Looney Tunes episodes get edited and re-released to remove Elmer Fudd's and Yosemite Sam's guns Anon I think you're letting your autism get the better of you. They took away their guns in the new series, everyone told them they were retarded so they gave the weapons back. The only thing they removed was Pepe while still having A Clockwork Orange's droogs and Austin Powers as cameos. Please take your psychiatric medication. https://archive.is/qcTOC

>>15348 >The only thing they removed was Pepe while still having A Clockwork Orange's droogs and Austin Powers as cameos. Yeah, I just realized they replaced Pepe with fucking Petunia Pig in the Lego minifigs. Gay. Who the hell cares about Petunia?

>>15348 If it took them a whole season to get the hint, of course he wouldn't be expected to know as it'd already be written off as shit.

>>15331 >Lola desexualized to avoid male gaze >fat-fetishists face when

>>15335 Oh this looks awful.

>>15348 I wasn't aware. But then why did they bother in the first place? Space Jam 2 had to have been in production when they made that decision, so was it all just a ploy for outrage and attention? All that does is hurt their reputation and shoo away viewers like >>15350 said.

>>15356 >I wasn't aware. But then why did they bother in the first place? Trying to sell HBO Max during the extended lockdownarama, and thinking they understood why there were honest to god slam jams back in the 2010's and that one goofy homemade game of Barkley Shut Up and Jam. And they never understood why they were viral hits to begin with.

>>15324 You know what bothers me with these types of movies? Visual gags are usually well done(like the dust cloud whatshisname causes on hitting the ground being a basketball dunk) but it's a modern movie for hip audiences(read: nigger and want-to-be twitter niggers) so you have to shit everything up with MODERN HIP references. Nike™, classic music from the shit you remember but it has to have that disgusting trap beats to it because that's what's "cool" today!

>>15343 >Ready Player One I wanted the big bad to win or at least some guy that was actually good at videogames so taht he could delete the game or at least made it open source for shit and giggles.

>>15332 More like full-on promotional. "For just $14.99 a month, you can enjoy all of these movies and shows right here on HBO Max." Well, all the "dummies" can have at it. >>15356 Around the time of the original, there was a plan for a sequel with Micheal Jordan returning. But he didn't want to do it. The slated film would feature a new villain named Beserk-O with his underlings. Reference: Bob Camp's model sheet. All in all. If they wanted to do something, they could have made an animated short based on issue 4 of the DC Looney Tunes comics. But they probably would've fucked it up.

>>15325 What jokes?

>>15339 >No, they don't. All the toons sound off for one reason or another. The other toons all have their current voice actors who have been voicing them for years now. The only exceptions are Lola, and Speedy Gonzales who was voiced by some spic comedian, because of course you have to have a spic voice the spic mouse. If you're complaining they don't all sound like Mel Blanc, I don't know what to say, but at least most of the Loony Tunes were voiced by professional voice actors who have been voicing these characters for years, and are specialized in voice acting, unlike Lola and Speedy. >>15407 Berserk-o looks too jewish, no wonder they didn't do that for Space Jam 2.

>>15410 A few of the popular voice artists have stated they don't like it when actors take their jobs, and there was no reason for them to replace Soucie. Other than to have a top-name play one of the main characters. >Berserk-o looks too jewish Well, it does look like he was clearly based on Mel Brooks.

>>15417 Imagine finding out they're finally making a Space Jam 2, and you'll get to reprise your role of Lola, waiting for a call from your agent about it, and then find out some little Hollywood mystery meat took your role. Soucie deserved better. >Well, it does look like he was clearly based on Mel Brooks. Ha, so I was right. I couldn't see it before but it does look like Mel Brooks.

>>15423 >Soucie deserved better. True, but you know what the real irony, that Zendaya chick is forever going to be type casted as the bitch that takes race swapped roles that nobody remembers and keeps coming off like an thot with a bad attitude. And she'll never be as talented or remembered as Soucie's endless array of voice work.

The new movie doesn't even have good soundtrack... >>15268 >>15279 >>15324 <Complex plot for a fucking Space Jam squeal So it was created for the sake of advertising all WB franchises and make money from the basketball tie-in?! Is this the longest commercial in history? >>15330 IIRC some worker/s in WB was/were accused of sexual harassment so to spin it off and to take off the heat from it, they threw Pepe under the bus, because he's expendable and doesn't reflect current pieces of shit working in their corrupt company. >>15407 That character design alone is better than all the designs in Space Jam 2, so much detail, so lively and has great construction.

Am I the only one who thinks Lebron was the worst faggot to use in this flick? I can only speak for myself, but I'd rather see fucking Dennis Rodman than that moronic piece of shit. Also, considering how much Hollywood enjoys sucking tiny asian pee-pee, why the fuck didn't they get Yao Ming instead?

>>15446 > Am I the only one who thinks Lebron was the worst faggot to use in this flick? He's been the media's darling for the past couple decades. I even have a FCBD comic from over a decade ago about him playing basketball against some supersoldier ball player.

>>15448 >I even have a FCBD comic from over a decade ago about him playing basketball against some supersoldier ball player. <Captain America vs. The Communist Gorilla Storytime that faggotry.

>>15446 >>15448 I haven't even heard the name lebron james probably since he first became a basketball player. He really can't act for shit, he can't even emote like a normal human. Is he even real in this movie? Or was he a poorly animated cgi version of lebron because WB got so meta they used the plot device of the WARNER 3000 to literally make a movie with a scan of a basketball player?

>>15446 If Dennis Rodman was in space jam I would have watched that movie.

>>15325 Lebron doesn't even sound miced correctly.

>>15446 >Am I the only one who thinks Lebron was the worst faggot to use in this flick? Nope. LeBron James Is The Most Hated Player In The NBA So much for using AI to pick the best nigger. https://archive.md/dUTWi

>>15453 God, his face just made me uncomfortable any time it made an attempt at expression.

>>15450 <Here you go faggot Storytime of King James: Long Live the King! Scans taken via shitty iPhone quality.

>>15459 I even forgot that Powerade was a thing.

>>15460 And, that's it.

>>15459 >>15460 >>15463

>>15459 >Here you go faggot Thankee-sai

Barbara Gordon's been tarred. Again. Oh they say latina but very clearly she's a nigger. Either way it's another ginger being niggerfied. https://archive.md/G5eM0

>>15536 Why?

>>15536 I wish I could get away with murder.

>>15563 Because pushing a recolor is easier and cheaper than creating an original character. And this is being done by people who claim to care sooo much about diversity.

>>15563 >Earth's Mightiest Hero Why in the nun-fucking hell do they keep pushing that shit? Why is AIR FORCE COLONEL Marvel the hill they keep trying to die on? Seriously, I don't get it. I know why Mus Marvel keeps getting crammed down our throats: She's a self-insert of Sama Amanat, but Captain Marvel is proven time and time again to be shit. What's the fucking payoff, here? It can't just be feminism. Songbird would be a much better pick due to being a very minor villain who, according to one timeline, rises to become Avengers chairwoman. Also, I thought they hated blonde white people so why the hell put her forward? None of it adds up. I realize this has been debated ad nauseum, but I've still never found a satisfactory answer.

>>15569 You can't find genuine logic in the comic industry. Otherwise they wouldn't be in the state they've been in for decades. Hell right now with manga doing so well a single series is outselling the entire western comic industry it should be a wake up call that things need to change. But we all know they won't. Because these companies are retarded.

>>15536 >second pic It's just a tan, anon.

>>15570 It's not even about logic, though. It's just this insane obsession. I think Gail Simone shooting her big fat mouth off about Carol getting date-raped on the reg by Immortus managed to make Col. Danvers some sort of folk heroine in their eyes. Rather than go looking for some round peg that would please mostly everyone, they keep trying to hammer her into that round hole and they're breaking the table to do it. >>15571 >It's just a tan, anon. Then her dad got one, himself. The worst bit is that you can't even tell WHAT she is in Lego Batman. Hispanic? Filipino? Mulatto? It's just a generic brown in order to grab as many virtue points as possible.

>>15569 >Also, I thought they hated blonde white people Only if they're men. And they hate men anyway. >>15572 It's because they've decided she is "Captain Marvel," and they're such casuals that they think Captain Marvel must represent Marvel as a company. And they can lean on the justification that she is an older character (and one people used to like a lot before SJWs ruined her) and it actually makes a degree of sense for her to become Captain Marvel, story wise. But they ruined her so badly that they ruined that opportunity and now the character is beyond redemption. They turned her into themselves.

>>15571 >>15572 No she's simply straight up black. Gordon is at least hispanic as he doesn't have curly hair & is voiced by a man named Hector. While Barbara is voiced by Rosario Dawson. A negress with cuban & puerto rican ancestry. Either way they ain't white. >>15572 They ruined all the female heroines that people actually liked. Usually because they were hot but some like X-23 had actual character to them. For some reason Carol is just the one they continue to push the most. Probably because she has the literal Marvel title so obviously she has to be the center of attention.

>>15563 Why is the flying tranny carrying a child with down syndrome while giving a Hilter salute?

>>15572 >Then her dad got one, himself. Well, they did go to the beach in a vacation togheter. I have the kikes and their minions, they ruin everything.

>>15563 I fuckin' swear...

>>15584 >No she's simply straight up black. She can't be. I've got a few regular Leggers and they are brown as hell. That's some "Café Au Lait" shit going on, there. They were hedging their bets. >>15580 >It's because they've decided she is "Captain Marvel," Does anyone in this thread belong to, or know someone who belongs to, the armed services? If so, how likely would it be for someone who's a colonel to bust herself down a few ranks just for the sake of taking some poor cancerous bastard's codename? Wouldn't she be more likely to call herself Colonel Marvel? And shouldn't that have been MORE appealing to the spavined cunts who run this shit? For her to outrank Mar-Vell?

>>15590 >If so, how likely would it be for someone who's a colonel to bust herself down a few ranks just for the sake of taking some poor cancerous bastard's codename? Anon, people don't actually know the meaning behind military ranks. They just hear "Captain" and immediately assume that it's the master rank of the military. They don't know about how a captain is below a major, colonel, and general.

>>15591 >Anon, people don't actually know the meaning behind military ranks. Nonsense. Everyone's seen at least ONE war movie, and you can get a rudimentary sense of naval ranks from Star Trek. >They just hear "Captain" and immediately assume that it's the master rank of the military Literally nobody makes that assumption.

>>15563 WHY DO THEY KEEP PUSHING HER? NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CAROL DANVERS. ROGUE NEEDS TO PUT HER BACK IN A COMA ALREADY.

>>15569 Feminism and all that. Yet, neither company will get actual muscular women to cast as such characters, the hypocrites. But, Captain Marvel has become Marvel's Batman, and Miss Queenly Cunt is her official face. >>15590 >If so, how likely would it be for someone who's a colonel to bust herself down a few ranks just for the sake of taking some poor cancerous bastard's codename? Wouldn't she be more likely to call herself Colonel Marvel? And shouldn't that have been MORE appealing to the spavined cunts who run this shit? For her to outrank Mar-Vell? It's somewhat complicated. The Master of a seagoing vessel can be referred to as either "skipper" or "captain" respectively. This also applies to any branch of service, pertaining to the commanding officer. However, special permissions are needed to refer to them as such. If I'm not mistaking, a woman with a high rank in any branch of the US forces is always referred to as "sir" instead of "ma'am."

>>15591 >>15593 To be fair military ranks aren't even consistent across the 4+1 branches of our armed forces let alone across militaries world wide.

>>15598 > But, Captain Marvel has become Marvel's Batman, and Miss Queenly Cunt is her official face. The difference is that everyone likes Batman and even if some rendition of the character strays from the path there's decades of good versions of Batman that everyone remembers fondly and that can be returned to and branch a story line off of one of those versions. When it comes to Caron you have to go back to the 90s (I'm guessing) to even find a version that people are even just neutral towards. You've basically got 2 OK versions, her original Miss Marvel look and the high cut bathing suit Warbird look, and frankly I don't see Marvel going back to either, and even if they did it wouldn't fix her new personality. Honestly they should have just permanently fused her with Rogue decades ago and just made her into Rogue's stand or some shit.

>>15593 You are male and not SJW. These people live in a very particular bubble and don't know things you think are normal to know. They hear "Captain" and understand it's someone who is in charge of other people. Colonel? That's someone who makes chicken. Also, as we can tell from what people like this have done to Star Trek, they do not watch Star Trek, and definitely not enough to pay attention to characters ranks and jobs. They probably don't realize that Kirk wasn't a Captain in a bunch of the movies, for example. They just know he's the guy who drives the ship, named the Star Trek Enterprise. >>15610 >Honestly they should have just permanently fused her with Rogue decades ago and just made her into Rogue's stand or some shit. This is actually a good idea. They could do it similarly, or at least compare it with, how Mar-Vell basically merged (not really but it's complicated) with Rick Jones for a while. Carol Danvers has done such villainous actions for so long that I don't think she could ever be redeemed. She's been an absolute monster far beyond Hal Jordan Parallax, even. Hal was only Parallax for like two years before he sacrificed himself, and even when he was Parallax, he showed remorse for his actions, he showed there was conflict within him and he understood that some of his actions were questionable, but he thought it was for the greater good. But of course he learned his lesson eventually and sacrificed himself because he figured he deserved it. And then was a good guy as The Spectre for a few years, and even then people had a hard time accepting the "he was possessed" excuse, and they spent years of storylines trying to deal with that excuse, justify it, and show that there were still ramifications anyway. They completely retooled Green Lantern with the emotional spectrum stuff, had Parallax become the big bad of the franchise and possess other people, had a bunch of ex-lanterns not forgive Hal, had Batman not forgive Hal, and even then some people didn't buy it. Meanwhile, Danvers has become a full on fascist that locks up and executes people for thoughtcrime and futurecrime, recruiting a bunch of children to be her Brownshirts, and she killed Iron Man for standing up to her when she was doing this, and then when a clone of him shows up, she continues berating him and acting like he deserved to die. And she's been doing this for like a decade now, with never a shred of remorse. It would take a lot to accept "she was possessed" or something like that. But if Marvel itself ever became un-ruined (yeah right), they could make a good story out of it. They could do a story where people finally have enough, and lead by Iron Man since he'd be the most meaningful, finally realize that Carol needs to be put down like the rabid dog she has become, with the secret weapon being Rogue, who has been given a ton of power by all of the different good guys, and Carol get killed similarly to before. And it's only when she is absorbed completely by Rogue that she feels the thoughts and feelings of all the good guys, mixed with the sorrow they feel at losing the legitimate friend and hero that she used to be, and she finally begins to comprehend what a monster she has become, and understand that it's better this way, that she can't be trusted, she can't even trust herself anymore, but she can at least help make Rogue a better hero. Afterwards, her brownshirts, represented by the Affirmative Action Champions, can have an extended storyline where they realize they were being used by Danvers the entire time, and while they began with good intentions, they were socially lead into being pompous monsters. They began thinking that whatever they did was good because they were "heroes," instead of realizing that they only become heroes if they actually do good. And now they're mistrusted by the world at large, even if they somehow escape criminal punishment (probably because they're minors and Danvers gets most of the blame for manipulating them), they can feel the way the world feels about them (which is just the way the audience feels about them), and they know they deserve it, for all of the awful things they've done. But maybe they get a pep talk from Captain America or someone like that, who encourages them to try to start fresh and still make something good out of their lives. They can't change what they did, but they can still do good from now on, so they begin a slow path to redemption, in a world that, rightfully, mistrusts and fears them. I would also throw in that somehow Danvers was using mind-control for like a decade to manipulate the entire world, to make what she was doing more socially acceptable. Since it was spread out over the entire world, though, it wasn't as powerful on any individual person. It was just a subtle influence. It would make more sense to say it was a villain with psychic powers, but frankly, after everything Danvers has done, I don't think anyone would buy that she was being mind controlled this hard for this long. She needs to take the blame. So maybe she was controlling some mind-controlling guy, through regular old threats of beating the shit out of him. Is Professor X alive again? When did he die last? Maybe Danvers took him after everyone thought he died and has kept him locked up ever since. Anyway, I know it's moot, because Marvel will die before they learn their lesson, but a hundred years from now, ninety-nine years after Marvel goes out of business, when this is all public domain, I'll make these comics, to show that it could have been done. Even this could have been salvaged, if anyone at the company wanted to.

>>15617 > a hundred years from now, ninety-nine years after Marvel goes out of business, when this is all public domain, I'll make these comics, to show that it could have been done. Assuming you don't die reaching 100, how are you going to fight off arthritis to pick up a pencil or your brain rotting?

>>15705 My sheer hatred and spite for the people who ruined these mythologies will keep me motivated to fight through the arthritis and keep my body moving, refusing to die.

Every day the world just disappoints me. https://archive.md/yrCmt

>>15834 >A cartoon character that is canonically retarded told the world that trans have rights beyond human rights

>>15834 It's funny if you acknowledge Hugh is canonically retarded

>>15834 >C,mon, Jimbo. This is me! This is me! I've always been a proud transwoman. I'm your second mother duck. Quack, quack, quack, quack! They're deffinately going make Hugh a tranny in the reboot now.

An animated series of Blade Runner is debuting this fall for adult swim.It's a crunchyroll original.

>>15858 Girl power!

What if The Watcher was Yakub?

>>15889 Is he even voice-acted by a black man? He didn't sound black.

>>15928 Yeah he's voiced by Jeffrey Wright.

>>15889 It's gonna get cancelled like the comic did.

Watching Batman The Long Halloween. Besides the fact no one fucking blinks, I feel like I found a pretty big mistake. Batman tells a guard to open Joker's cell. Big glass panel that lifts up. After Gordon runs in, Batman says he needs to find Harvey as Joker is after him, & finally we get to the next shot as Batman swings away. Unless the door slid back down again automatically, that speaker & box to put meals through shouldn't be there.

>>14907 >Give some of the male characters a vagina because it's not diverse enough <Directed by two roasties while yanking a dogleash attached to C.H. Greenblatt's neck. >>15329 Wasn't there a Looney Tunes crossover with DC? With Elmer Fudd replacing Superman? >>15335 >The rapists from Clockwork and The Angel's are alright This whole shitshow reminds me of a parody on Youtube where it spot on predicted almost all of it, except how would Lebron really react when getting his ass whopped, that nigger would've rage quit and use his son as a sacrificial lamb.

>>15952 There's been plenty of Looney Tunes/DC crossovers. Duck Dodgers met the Green Lanterns, there was that comic initiative a while ago (where we got stuff like the Flinstones comic and Scooby Apocalypse and that shitty Mad Max-wannabe Wacky Races) where Elmer was in Gotham City, etc.

>>14907 >Haji Surprised they added him, as they might have been afraid that by adding them they would have "perpetuated outdated, racist and harmful stereotypes about Indians", but I guess if they had removed him then they "would have removed one of the most iconic Indian characters in western cartoons". Honestly they should not have added Johny Q, at all(in fact the how shouldn't exist) as he doesn't fit in with the rest of the cast. Surprised they didn't add the red-haired girl from the 90s reboot, but I guess you can't have red hairs any more.

>>15958 >Johny Q, at all(in fact the how shouldn't exist) Interesting. Why's that?

>>15959 When I said show(forgot an "s"), I meant HBO's JellyStone shouldn't exist, since it looks so disgusting and the artwork doesn't match the original Hanna Barbera cartoons, though I won't pretend those were high art either. So to re-frame: Johny Quest shouldn't be in this show, since the original show's more realistic proportions/aesthetic do not match, the Hanna Barberra cartoons at that time such as Flinstones, Top Cat, Yogi Bear, etc, but this is without taking into consideration that this new show called JellyStone shouldn't even have been made in the first place. Hope this is clearer.

>>15889 WE

>>15952 Why yeeeeessssss, and it's not that bad. It's just needlessly self-aware. The "DC Meets Looney Tunes" comics are the ones where they seem to have run out of ideas.

>>15954 Yeah, the Batman and Elmer comic wasn't all that great. Neither was Yosemite Sam Meets Jonah Hex or that Taz vs. Wonder Woman comic. Speaking of HB cartoons, Jabberjaw did have a crossover with Aquaman. Hopefully, they don't try to reinvent that wheel.

>>15889 Conversely it could be said that the Muslim Brotherhood stole the idea of Yakub from Jack Kirby the whole time.

>>15970 /k/ here, thanks for the image.

>>15858 >crunchyroll original Of course it is.

>>15617 >Carol Danvers has done such villainous actions for so long that I don't think she could ever be redeemed. *ahem* BUT SHE WAS RAAAAAAAAAPED!

>>15954 Hanna Barbera stuff might be owned by WB now, but they aren't Looney Tunes. Still, that Flintstones comic was excellent. Too bad all of the others were shit. But yeah there have also been plenty of Looney Tunes/DC crossovers since WB has owned DC since the '60s. >>15995 The amount of comic book characters who have been raped is astounding, and most of them are male. Kyle Rayner once got roofied and raped by Bueno Excellente, and is afraid to go back to Gotham because of it. Batman just calls him a pussy or whatever. Bueno also once raped Lobo as a means to keep Lobo from coming back to Earth. At least that time Bueno was doing what he's supposed to do and fighting crime with his perversion. But it's not all Bueno doing the raping, and it's not all males. Deadpool, Hulk, and Thor have all been raped by various female villains. Well, one time Hulk also got gangraped by a bunch of gay dudes at the YMCA, but that whole series was later revealed to just be an alien telling stories that she made up about The Hulk. Of course it's a woman that makes up fanfiction about The Hulk getting buttraped. It was also a woman, who happened to be some sort of alien queen, who raped Hulk in canon. Green Arrow's son, Connor Hawke, is a product of Green Arrow getting raped, as is the more famous example, Batman's son, Damian Wayne. One time, in real life, a lady named Devon was so obsessed with Dick Grayson that she changed her own surname to Grayson. Then she literally just called DC comics on the phone and asked for a job as a writer, and since she was a woman, they gave her that job. While writing Nightwing, she created a new version of the villain The Tarantula that she admitted was just a self-insert, then she had The Tarantula forcibly insert Nightwing into herself, too. When confronted on message boards, she just claimed "it wasn't rape, it was just non-consensual." Dick Grayson has been raped at least three or four times, and I'm not even counting when he was a little boy adopted by a weird rich recluse who made him dress up in green underwear. Raven once raped him when she "accidentally" used her mind control powers to make him submit to her advances. Starfire then called him a slut and broke up with him. Granted, he is a slut anyway, as most "rape victims" are, but that one time happened to be rape, not just sluttiness. Cyclops has been raped by Madelyne Pryor, using psychic powers and the fact that she's a clone of Jean Grey to make him think she was the actual Jean Grey. Superman and Big Barda were both almost raped with each other one time when Darkseid forced both of them to make a sex tape together so he could show it to Barda's husband (and Darkseid's adopted son) Mister Miracle, and thus break his spirit. Also let's not forget Maxima, the Superman villain whose entire motivation is that she really, really wants to rape Superman. And then afterwards, she is forgiven and they let her join the Justice League, but she just turns her attention to Captain Marvel, and we're supposed to think it's funny that now instead of trying to rape Superman, she's trying to rape a child who magically transforms into a body similar to Superman's. To be fair, I don't think she ever succeeds. I don't think Superman has ever successfully been raped. But they've tried. I really could keep going, but you get my point. People always bring up how Carol Danvers and Sue Dibny had stories where they got raped, but it's really only the tip of the iceberg.

>>16003 Sexual harassment in the workplace can happen to both men and women. But there are quite a lot of people that don't understand how it can happen to men. The same goes for rape. I remember this guy in my college prep class that couldn't understand how a man could get raped by a woman. No matter how our professor explained it. Lack of awareness is to blame. But, then again, there are the various fetishes. >>16062 Even Bueno Excellente would get sick.

>>13936 Saw some rumors about a SilverHawks "reboot" in the works Dunno if it will be like TT Go or Thundercats Roar, or but you have been warned

>>16119 Stargazer might be a woman or He-Man 2. Quicksilver will be black. Bluegrass will be your typical retarded bumpkin. Because "Ha-ha! Funny!" Steelheart and Steelwill will get the full She Ra treatment, and Copper Kidd will be a girl.

>>16119 I lived in fear when that faggot, Brian Vissagio, was doing a Visionaries reboot for IDW (Mags not only made Virilina the protagonist, he had her kill Kup from the Transformers). Fortunately, it seems Hasbro was smart enough not to put out toys for that bullshit. I want another shot for Sectaurs, Visionaries, and maybe Captain Power, but I'd rather see them lying cold in their grave than let some other SJW piece of shit fuck them over.

>>16003 What kind of woman, alien queen or not, could actually rape the hulk? That would have to be some world class snu snu right there, either that or I'm letting my imagination run wild and it's actually most likely going to be the Hulk gets mind-controlled or something.

>>16127 >What kind of woman, alien queen or not, could actually rape the hulk? Rule 34 - No exceptions.

>>16119 >Saw some rumors about a SilverHawks "reboot" in the works Less a rumor than you think, but this is funded by Super7 : https://archive.ph/zpsUI , so they've got more skin it than Mattel does with He Man at this point.

>>16119 Please god no. I don't need them to give it the She-Ra or He-Man treatment, just let it stay dead.

>>16222 This is stupid and I'm pretty sure this is going to sexually confuse at least one child. I wonder if there's a toddlers cartoons comitee that checks if those shows are harmful for children or something.

>>16222 Where are the Karens complaining when we need them?

>>16003 Licensed fanart was a big mistake. >Of course it's a woman that makes up fanfiction about The Hulk getting buttraped Fucking fujoshit >Superman and Big Barda were both almost raped with each other one time when Darkseid forced both of them to make a sex tape together so he could show it to Barda's husband (and Darkseid's adopted son) Mister Miracle, and thus break his spirit <Ruining one of the purest 2D romantic relationships out there and turning honorable Darkseid into low scum degenerate I can see DeSaad and maybe Granny Goodness trying to pull that, but still, Kirby' comics were wholesome so it doesn't fit at all. >>16087 >couldn't understand how a man could get raped by a woman >Lack of awareness is to blame I think it's just hard to impossible to imagine and grasp how can sex with a woman will be painful to man. >>16227 They're subject to leftie whims too and must comply.

>>16231 >I think it's just hard to impossible to imagine and grasp how can sex with a woman will be painful to man. In some cases the female rapist will simply shove things in the man's ass, including roses and other painful things. They might even do things like penis mutilation, ball crushing, and other things that make CBT look like a painless activity. No matter how much the victim, cries, yells and begs for it to stop, the female rapist will just continue with it, since this is just her fulfilling her power cravings as she dominates the man.

>>16232 That's sodomy and a whole different issue. I meant regular sex ,as in, benis in bagina.

>>16233 We were talking about rape, not regular sex.

>>16222 ... MEEP!

>>16222 Has this EVER happened to anyone IRL? The ONLY time I've heard of boys getting interested in wanting to wear dresses is just to do it for attention. >>16231 >I think it's just hard to impossible to imagine and grasp how can sex with a woman will be painful to man. The girls attempting to gouge the guy's eyes out for refusing to have sex with her.

>>16225 >>16227 >>16239 >>16248 What? You mean to tell me that putting Gonzo in a dress didn't put a big fat smile on your face? For shame anons, for shame! All joking aside though, it really does highlight the mental state of the people working on these children cartoons, and how completely disconnected from reality they are.

>>16248 >Has this EVER happened to anyone IRL? It's quite common in the right wing parts of sns for a story of a prog maing their son's wear dresses with the boys hateing it.

>>16248 >Has this EVER happened to anyone IRL? At the age of 4 I found a wig my mom had for some reason. So, just for shiggles, I put on her bathrobe, slippers, and the wig and pretended to be her. Thank the good Lord above that I was born in the 70s instead of CY+6, or I'd be peeing through a mangled penis and plotting a murder-suicide.

>>16250 >What? You mean to tell me that putting Gonzo in a dress didn't put a big fat smile on your face? For shame anons, for shame! If Jim Henson was still alive, he'd be shit-posting here like the autist he was. He'd fucking light into those motherfuckers with a bullwhip if he caught them doing this.

>>16222 Leave it to Disney to justify the sissifying of little boys. >>16231 All they have to do is look at such cases like the Romanian woman that raped and assaulted her cab driver with a knife. Ironic how she molded herself to be like Angelina Jolie, whom stalked and tried to fuck her own brother on multiple occasions. >>16248 Sabretooth's son did decide to go to that one Con dressed as Harley in her Suicide Squad getup. >>16250 It made me laugh, as Gonzo has always been the chicken loving weirdo of the group.

>>16291 >Sabretooth's son did decide Did he, though? Or was it decided FOR him?

>>16248 Back when I was a little kid and my mom still wore high heel shoes I would put them on because it was fun to try and walk in them. The experience didn't turn me into a tranny. I would however like to own a pair of tengu geta.

>>16298 I say it was decided for both him and the tabloids. That's why all the others started doing it. For that glorious attention.

>>16301 Don't forget his pop's name is (((Schreiber)))

>>16234 >rape >not regular sex But regular sex can be a rape for women, that's exactly what this whole issue is about and what people mean when they say women can't rape men! >>16248 >>16291 >gouge the guy's eyes >assaulted her cab driver with a knife Those are physical assaults. >Romanian woman that raped Regular sex or sodomy? >>16258 I read somewhere that his company could/almost bought Disney in the 70's~80's...I wonder if things would've better if the was the case or it would've eventually fall into leftie degeneracy just like Disney. >If Jim Henson was still alive, he'd be shit-posting I highly doubt he was the kind of person to do that, but if he did, I imagine it would be something like this They Might Be Giants - Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head - https://ytprivate.com/watch?v=9uPTGpegOMY .

>>16326 >Those are physical assaults. When people talk about how rape is painful for women, they always bring up other acts that are just physical assaults. It's literally the same argument both ways.

>>16326 He was an autist, pure and simple. One of us! One of us! >They Might Be Giants Speaking of autism... I'm a fan

Speaking of rape: >>>/b/46584

>>16327 >When people talk about how rape is painful for women, they always bring up other acts that are just physical assaults Huh?! On which planet?! Sex on its own is considered painful for women, the whole metoo movement is just about sex practically without any physical assault (of course the whole movement is bs, but that's because it's just bunch of old whores regretting selling their bodies to advance their career). >It's literally the same argument both ways No, it isn't! Women and men are different after all. >>16332 But does all autism lead to IBs? >I'm a fan Great taste anon

>>16318 And (((Liev))) >>16326 >But regular sex can be a rape for women, that's exactly what this whole issue is about and what people mean when they say women can't rape men! If you learned that in school, they need to fire said teacher. Because consensual regret is not rape. That's a personal issue. >Those are physical assaults. Well, duh. She forced him to have sex with her. Then when he he refused a second, she stabbed him. Made him have sex with her again, then stabbed him. >Regular sex or sodomy? Neither, anon. Because it was forced, and forced sex is rape. At least that's we was taught in high school. The new generation is clearly being taught different. We were taught penile fractures can happen either/or, and sodomy can cause rectal trauma. Which in tern, can lead to rectal cancer. But they can teach the latter anymore, due to muh gay rights. >>16354 > the whole metoo movement is just about sex practically without any physical assault Again, that's considered consensual regret, even if they so happened to force themself to do it. >No, it isn't! Women and men are different after all. And it's possible for both to commit rape. As >>16003 post brought up: >The Tarantula forcibly insert Nightwing into herself That force can cause a penile fracture. Can "regular sex" in result in a penile fracture? Absolutely, and it's quite common. But health has more of a factor to play in that. Whereas a fracture from the result of a woman trying to forcibly insert a resisting man into herself is another story.

>>16354 >Women and men are different after all. So, a man popping the Eiffel Tower in his drawers means that he consents, meanwhile a women gushing like Niagara Falls means that she was raped?

>>16400 >Which in tern, can lead to rectal cancer. That's not how cancer works anon

>>16436 Sticking ANYTHING in your pooper will cause an infection or damage it.

>>16440 The adult anus can stretch to 4 inches before any damage is done. Raccoons can fit in 2 inch holes.

>>16436 >>16445 Believe what and/or whoever you want. Sodomy can cause anal trauma. Which repeated, can lead to permanent damage of one's anus(rectal prolapse). In strange cases, it has been linked to rectal cancer.

>>16489 Something tells me you know a thing or two about being utterly butt blasted.

>>16492 No. It's just amazing what you could learn from TLC and Discovery Health back in the day, and also school. I had teachers that went into details.

>>14321 I mean the prequels gave us quality meme's. Nu-soy wars is just boring. The funniest thing I remember is Palatines planet purging fleet being called 'Final Solution'. That said I haven't really watched any of Mandalorian stuff. >>14259 >Netflix >>14330 >>14331 >>14403 Big yikes, why can't anything remain sacred? Is there nothing (((Hollywood))) won't corrupt? Just leave the cute dorky tomboys alone!

Also while they aren't necessarily wrong that what's his face is some warped gender monstrosity that's because he was tortured and experimented on hence why it didn't mind going out kamikaze style. I don't have a problem with trannies on an individual level but wanting to make that dude some kind of trans idol is about as asinine as praising Jone Money for his research. History doesn't repeat itself but it sure does rhyme...

>>16503 >>16505 >Big yikes Anon, your retardation is showing.

>>16513 Actually my choice in language was for the sake of being ironic. I know it's often labeled as 'reddit speak'.

>>16521 >the sake of being ironic. Oh, so you are retarded.

>>16522 Ah well you see it was my intention all along to falsely portray myself as a retard yes and you fell for my clever ruse hook line and sinker. How does it feel to be had anon?

>>16524 >>16521 >>16505 >>16503 Stop avatarfagging, you cocksocking otaku

>>16525 >still no release date

>>16526 >otaku Do you even know where you are faggot

>>16549 >Do you even know where you are faggot I'm not that anon, but I doubt you'll find anyone here who claims to be an otaku.

She-Ra was hot and if they keep the same basic body design of Velma she should also be hot, who cares what color she is. It was never her race that made her best girl on the show, it was her design.