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Onegezellig Thread. Anonymous 07/06/2021 (Tue) 07:32:06 No. 14858
A short German or dutch? indie cartoon made by studio massa. A slice of life cartoon about a Tomoko expy and her roommates Coco, a tech literate white African & Mymy Nip with grandiose aspiration that with a distain for anime and JP culture.
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Episodes 1 - 3.
>>14858 That's Dutch, I know because I can understand German and listening to that made me feel drunk. Which is essentially what Dutch as a language is.
>>14861 Also Germans can't draw.
>>14871 There's already a translation available on youtube on the Closed Captions provided by the creator.
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>>14869 Nein, Germans draw very well.
what?
>>14886 >what? What?
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>>14887 >>what? >What? In the butt.
>>14859 can subtitles be embedded in webms?
>>14889 They can but I have no idea how to do that but the function is there.
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>>14890 lets see if ffmpeg -i "Ongezellig (Deel 1 + 2).mp4" -i "Ongezellig (Deel 1 + 2)-English.srt" -c:v copy -c:a copy -c:s mov_text -metadata:s:s:0 language=eng -disposition:s:0 default movie-sub.mp4 works
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>>14892 nope, the player that we have can't into subtitles, im going to request that on /site/ also posting episode 3 using the same method for when the subtitle feature gets added
>>14888 <--- Heiled
>>14889 They can. But I don't really see why are you talking about subbing it since there's already a lot of fansubs of this thing out there. >>14858 Coco is boer and IIRC Maya is indonesian. The joke is that the sisters came from different ex dutch colonies. I wonder which other characters from ex dutch colonies would appear in future episodes but honestly I'm more worried about how slowly Masa produces the show. Like it's nothing complex, it mostly uses limited animation and slow pace but still they produces like one five minutes episode every six months or so.
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>>14986 I just want more at this point
>>14986 >The joke is that the sisters came from different ex dutch colonies Does that include the Ginger? since I remember reading about there being a fairly sizeable Dutch community around Nagasaki and those areas in Japan.
>>16571 Her birth certificate says she was born in Amsterdam. She's just a massive fucking weeaboo, much like the Dutch who traded with the nipponese.
>>16571 The dutch east indies company indeed had ports on Japan, but I think it's more similar to this >>16577 I wonder why he chose jokes about the dutch east indies company in specific, well, outside from he being a dutch, sounds like a very specific and obscure topic (that only very dedicated history autists would even start to understand) for a cartoon about slice of life of three sisters.
>>16606 I am willing to bet money he was an avid Dutch /his/ shitposter, on cuckchannel or a European imageboard.
>>16577 >birth certificate says she was born in Amsterdam Because in my dossier it says Nagasaki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsvg_WatcaE&t=37s Uploaded a clip and subs for en and nl
>>16760 can't upload text files here? [English] Ongezellig - Deel 3 [DownSub.com].srt https://pastebin.com/qBSpEwTZ [Dutch (auto-generated)] Ongezellig - Deel 3 [DownSub.com].srt https://pastebin.com/m86ceY14
Coco: "Okay guys! Statement one: 'smoking on the schoolyard should be forbidden.' MAYA!" Maya: "Y-YES?! Ah, uh... Well... I-If-If we s-simply make a spot exclusively for smokers t-then... Then smokers can sit together... T-That way the others won't be bothered by it etc... I-If they want to of course haha" Coco: "Okay! Mym-" Mymy: "Interesting point! Unfortunately, you're a Belgian." Sign: "Coco's debate club"
Dutch people are pretty cool.
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>>17488 The Dutch are scum.
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New Ongezellig leak, preview #3 https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x846o96 Password: Massa I couldn't figure out how to download it from the site unfortunately.
>>17786 Animation has improved considerably
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>>17786 I've had downloaded, just put it on jdownloader 2.
Extended leak preview.
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Episode 4 of Ongezellig just came out today. Link: https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=YAMbQoArGSo
oh hey, I like these, and it came out yesterday apparently so thanks for the heads up
>>18459 Yes, I was waiting for this
>>18459 If I ever have a sexual emergency, I want Maya to be next to me.
>>14986 I think it is because there are a lot of Indonesian and South Asian people living in the Netherlands, and Maya represents them.
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The classmates don't appear for long, but we're getting bits of personality out of them. I gave them numbers to keep track of them. 4 sits next to Mymy. They get along. 5 is always reading a book. That seems to be her thing. 6 must be Kiki of the Piraten Club. I like her. Everyone noticed the stoner chick 8. 7 is her friend and gives her a ride home. 12 looks like an adult. He's dressed like a member of Kiki's club. I have to wonder if he's her dad or something silly like that. I don't know what 17 is supposed to be, but that hat is a reference to something. 18 looks like Fonzie from Happy Days.
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>>21965 Yeah, pretty much. I like that they're not just stick figures and we might see them doing something in the future. I'm not the only one who likes Kiki. Here's some fanart from BombsAhoy on Newgrounds.
Note that the pirate party is an actual political party in Europe.
>>22290 What's their MO?
>>22307 Copyright and patent law reform, freedom of information, greater right to internet privacy for citizens, freedom of speech, and net neutrality. The US Pirate Party, for example, has repeatedly called for the complete repeal of the DMCA and wants to limit copyright to just twenty years before a work enters the public domain.
>>22315 How well are they doing?
>>22316 They make up about 5% of the EU parliament, but that's MPs from several nation's pirate parties. In terms of individual nations, the most successful countries are the Czech Republic (22 seats), Iceland (10 seats), and Spain (6 seats) In the US the pirate party has won some local elections, and in states like Oregon they've even had members elected to the state legislature, but other than that they haven't had any national success due to the "winner take all" nature of American elections
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EPISODE 5 Is out today on daily motion! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x87l831 Password: Massa Talk about a gut punch on Coco's parents.
>>22841 Thank you, I love the show. If only we didn't have to wait several months for less than five minutes each.
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>>21945 The stoner chick has the frisian flag motive on her leggins, I wonder if Massa is planning to do something with that. >12 looks like an adult He kinda reminds me Tooticky from Moomins.
>>22908 Im surprised they haven't gotten offers for a full series yet.
>>23425 Who would air it?
>>23446 Streaming service most defiantly.
>>14858 They officially posted the Deel 5 now https://youtu.be/J9j78BNAlBg >To be concluded It seems Deel 6 will be the last episode of the "pilot season", so it's up to Massa to pitch this project in a not distant future
>>24337 Any national streaming service or TV channel that would take it? I sure as fuck don't want any Amishitter hands touching this and I don't think Massa does either.
>>24380 How do European cartoons typically get a budget? The only Euro country that comes to mind that produces successful cartoons is France.
Test
>>24515 And?
>>24517 It failed.
>>21945 17 is a stereotypical Dutch outfit. Like Antje.
>>14859 3:08 Pearl Jam reference?
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>>24962 >3:08 Pearl Jam reference? Yep.
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>>24337 >To be concluded I wonder how they'll expand it if they do get picked up.
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Deel 6 is out
>>29638 About time.
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Well I guess it was fun while it lasted. The animation was interesting despite it being pretty damn short all together. Wished that Belgian Tomoko tried to come out of her shell at least a little.
This shit is suddenly recommended to my algorithm, is this the same case as with clone high?
they'll make more right.. right?
>>29674 They're trying for a streaming service so there might be some hope.
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The Deed Is Done >>>/v/722094 Season 2 when? >>14885 >Nein, Germans draw very well. Got any sexy schematics/diagrams of the Mauser C96? >>29650 >Well I guess it was fun while it lasted. The animation was interesting despite it being pretty damn short all together. Wished that Belgian Tomoko tried to come out of her shell at least a little. And end up with a Yuri harem BUT in the most boring way imaginable? Nah, things can always be worse anon.
>>18459 Damn, look at those roots
Upzellig
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>>18459 >Austim Denial Disorder
I watched this for the first time this week, it's so fucking good that I am gonna donate to their dutch patreon
>>14858 There's an English "dub" of Ongezellig generated with A.I. the voices match pretty well so far minus the A.I. stuttering. https://invidious.privacydev.net/watch?v=Vkgjl0WELko&t=59s
>>35829 >Dub It's shit
>>35850 It's AI generated, just like your post,.
>>35851 Good one, you got me good
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>>35902 >>35903 >>35904 Breddy cute Got any more?
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>>35906 They're from the past month, people have probably seen these older ones.
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'zelligbros massa just released this in his paywalled content collection what did he mean by this?
>>36059 Average soyjak.pedo user
Ever since I saw this, I've watched it regularly. I wish there was more. It's so refreshing compared to American and Japanese animation. I wish eurofags had a real animation industry and Massa's teaching job falls through so he can make Onegezellig full time like he said he would. >>22316 The Pirate Party doesn't do well compared to other parties, but it's vocal enough to be common knowledge, hence the Pirate Club having posters everywhere but no tassels taken. >>36059 I hope it means another season, but it's probably Massa shitposting.
>>36219 Europeans have a real animation industry.
>>36222 Nigga where?
>>36223 France mostly
>>29650 >Belgian Tomoko tried to come out of her shell at least a little It was only the first episode, despite the different EDs. I expect her to make her first friend at the end of the season if a full season is ever made.
>>36223 Half of their industry is located in france, I suggest you to check the cartoln forum to know what they are doing; which is a annual investment event: https://www.cartoon-media.eu/forum/ There's also a similar event but for animated movies. I'm currently watching Vikingskool on FraceTV and it's pretty good. That being said, I highly doubt Massa could get investment from there, at least without watering down a lot of show's humor. IIRC, the whole project's point was to develop a pilot to show to potential inverstors so he might try that some day
>>36240 >>36254 Vikingskool isn't fully French. It's co-produced with Irish studio Cartoon Saloon. They have an industry sure but not an actively successful one outside of France. Because most movies & shows don't get official english translations. Sometimes they do but it's only dubs. It's the same with Mexico.
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Update: Coco lost to Ty Lee by one vote in round 2 of Ms. /co/ Brutal
>>36493 Those things are all rigged anyway. They do nothing to curb spam votes.
Has Massa posted any more illustrations of the Onegezelligs? >>29655 Massa said in an interview that Onegezellig is a passion project that spiraled out of control due to work but would be made consistently using donations, which he would also live off of, if he ever lost his job. Unfortunately, the payment platform he uses is Dutch. This is intentional because his target audience is Dutch and the site allows the use of iDeal, an almost universal payment service in the Netherlands, while Patreon does not due to its niche nature outside of the nation and international banking problems (because iDeal taps directly into ones bank account rather than a proxy carrying personal information like a card and was recently acquired by an extension of the EB, which itself is an extension of the EU, to handle basically all banking and transactions within the Union sometime in the future). Since he works in public broadcasting, he'll never be out of a job unless there are mass layoffs or someone forces his firing through a scandal or targeted campaign or he quits due to wage stagnation or some other force. He could hitch himself to some European streaming service, but the options for that are pretty slim and have their own problems. Onegezellig is a hard sell to streaming services because it's animated, low budget, culture-specific, and not meant for children. He might be able to get it on one of the nation's four streaming services, but those streaming services are only available in the Netherlands.
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>>22841 But also hinted the great replacement happening at South Africa, ape escape. >>36493 She should throw out the opposite voters from a window as a revengeful act.
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>>36521 I'm glad he stayed off patreon and isn't pandering to Amerisharts.
>>36493 She defected from South Africa and still got replaced. >>36588 Having the girls make references to Hitler really caught me off guard, specially with that thick Dutch accent.
>>36573 I think this might have been something shitposted about somewhere else, but I wonder if Coco's parents really were killed by niggers. She's from South Africa, and it wouldn't be abnormal for them to have been farmers. This must be a landmine for Massa because he would have to address it eventually in a real series due to the importance of their absence to the character. Of course, he could dodge this by having Mymy say the first syllable of "zwartjoekel" (an extremely Dutch and dated way of saying "nigger" rather than the modern and more American neger and nikker) before Coco interrupts her with another reason. >>36588 I'm glad he isn't too.
Someone broadcast part of Deel 1 in Times Square. https://inv.vern.cc/watch?v=zPio6_ObPW8
>>36644 >Tell the truth <Through a visual gag It could work, Coco obliviously debunking Mymy that her parents had a falling out with some black folks and the fact that it looked like an anti-white crime was just a mere coincidence. Alluding to South Africans being a lost cause
I wonder how much it would cost to have an ad for Ongezellig at the Shibuya Scramble or Akihabara.
New Amsterdam's Times Square had another Ongezellig ad from the same guy. The next one will be the 16th of November if things go right, and Deel 7 is rumored to be in production.
>>36828 Deel 7 will be exclusively funded by soyjak.party!
>>37259 >she will never make you beg for your life for every time your bring up the massacres at South Africa >she will never make out with you right after she tried to throw you out of the window a few moments early >she will never burst into tears on your shoulder while reminiscing the apartheid era >she will never cuddle with you because you don't look like a threatening ape thus making her feel protected <you will never watch together the downfall of Africa as a whole from a safe distance <you will never impregnate her and outnumber (((them)))
>>37299 This anon is right.
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tranny janny deleted a remoralization post anyways >>37299 you're gonna make it or something like that
>>36906 underrated
>>37308 You were deleted because you posted wojak cancer.
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>>37308 Well shit, I guess the greentext listing would still make sense if you screencap it and edit it replying to other posts.

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Posting my fanart here cuz it´s the only ongezeliing tread that i´ve found
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>>37323 You sound like an outraged soccer mom.
>>37326 >gem Back to the sharty.
>>37320 I like your art, anon.
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>>37466 Here you have more, then.
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Fuck it, just uploading full image and some extra
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This popped in my head while i was in the shower and couldn't getting it out of my mind so heres it, i hoped you all like the art and sorry for any broken english Maya would be the quiet grandmother who gives you valuable life advice and tells you hour-long stories about her crazy youth adventures with the other two. Coco would be the nana who gives you money behind your parents' backs and defends you from them when you screw up. And then Mymmy would be the "Stop crying, get tough you bitch" and "This niggers are ruining the country" tipe grandma. common guys, we shall keep the thread alive!
>>37965 >Old Mymy let her hair go back to its natural black but still keeps the blue color contacts. Ha, that's a nice touch.
>be Massa >successful animator with a position in government broadcasting >animations are influential enough to become memes in home country >make cartoon pilot to show to studios >only host it on obscure Dutch crowdfunding platform because Patreon doesn't accept Dutch e-commerce processor >say series won't continue unless you lose government job >release a few short comics and illustrations on obscure Dutch crowdfunding platform >see series gain explosive popularity after two years >so explosive that multiple people pay for ads for it in Times Square >don't make any merch for it despite making merch for other animation >don't restart crowdfunding >don't start an animation studio >don't ape the model of more successful online animation series >don't make a comic book >don't make a webcomic >begin radio silence >announce your already snail pace for content related to the cartoon is slowing down >say cartoon isn't a failed pilot but a "successful short film" >cite burnout and lack of funding for all of this Why is he like this?
>>14858 Has this series been fully subbed officially yet? Or at the very least is there somewhere I can download/torrent a decent fansub? Or is my only option to learn Dutch at this point? >>14892 >>14893 Can we upload MOV's or MKV's? >>38613 >Patreon doesn't accept Dutch e-commerce processor Oh neat, yet another reason to despise their existence.
>>38648 There are closed caption subs on the youtube videos.
>>38648 >Or at the very least is there somewhere I can download/torrent a decent fansub? You can download the original videos and their subtitle files from Youtube through a downloader.
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>>38613 >>begin radio silence even though this started since 2018 if you weren't a paypig i personally had tried to pay with an american card on multiple occasions but it wouldn't let me it got to the point where massa literally refused to let people pay him
>>38705 by the way, he 100% could have made his funding goal if he allowed internationals a platform without a language and financial barrier to pay him i would have been COMPLETELY fine with the show remaining dutch and continuing like that forever, that's why i like it, i don't want it to become english or whatever or force him to cater to his non dutch fans i guess this is all just god tier gatekeeping
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>>38613 <Finally achieved everyone's dream >Has no time to expand and nurture his short cartoon I guess it's time for the fans to come out with their own.
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>>38613 He's not American, and doesn't want to run something cool he made into the ground.
>>38707 >has no time Massa does have time. In Update 130, he shills his iceberg series, which he already has merch for. In order of mention, his reasons for quitting are: >burnout from a demanding job and labor-intensive leisure >8 years passing since he thought of the pilot for Ongezellig and now >16 months passing since he started pitching the pilot >Ongezellig having a niche audience >fears of the wait for Ongezellig the Series turning into something like the wait for Half-Life 3 >inability for Ongezellig to reach its target crowdfunding goal, regardless of inflation >demographics among viewership moving to people who are less likely to fund it >Russians being a booming demographic but unable to donate due to sanctions >fraudsters using donations to Ongezellig as a cashback scheme and how this hasn't been a problem with iDEAL, the obscure Dutch ecommerce processor >lack of growth with the Dutch, the real target audience >the first part of the Iceberg series reaching more than double the initial 48 hour views of the first Ongezellig upload >the Iceberg series selling merch >a series being too ambitious He doesn't mention what the demographics for the first iceberg episode were or how the upload of Ongezellig obviously wouldn't have the same draw as an iceberg video because it's longer than anything he released prior to it yet incomplete or how Ongezellig, by nature of being a cartoon, will naturally attract a younger audience. If he privated the separate Deels, put them into a playlist on his channel, and edited them into a single Deel after the release of Deel 6, engagement would have been higher, and it would be easier for potential future fans to watch the pilot.
>>38705 >it got to the point where massa literally refused to let people pay him So what your saying is he does it for free? >>38651 >>38653 Oh I'll just do that then thanks, in fact I can get the subtitles through Invidious even so I don't even need to go to Google YT directly. >>38706 Could have even just asked for people to ship fucking gift cards in envelopes and paid said animators in gift cards. Anything would be better than nothing.
>>38720 Rathee have what we have now than some mediocre series honestly. It will be remembered for being a neat cute little cartoon.
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>>38720 >gift cards in envelopes Would Mymy's card be like: >My love to you is bigger than whatever happened at Treblinka Coco's be like: >I guess things don't go south in your home country Leaving Maya's with some awkward gibberish.
>>38720 kek >>38728 i guess its true, everything has its golden era and then goes downhill. >>38733 maya's gibberish would be so cute and heart melting
>>38733 This is two steps removed from what the anon you're replying to posted, but this post made me think of what the sisters would do on Valentine's Day and the cards they would give. >Mymy She initially says Valentine's Day is a materialistic American holiday to increase flower sales. At the end of the day, she gives a store bought Captain Koek card, the kind elementary schoolers in America give to each other, with a stroopwafel. She drags you out to put a lock on a bridge together, a Dutch Valentine's tradition. >Coco She pins your name on a heart on her sleeve, a South African Valentine's tradition. At the start of the day, she gives a handmade card with a Springbok on its cover and a poem on the back. It's not a book-type card. >Maya Around mid-day, you find a store-bought book-type card with a cheesy line and an interior covered in crossed out attempts, ranging from anime references to implications of sex, in your desk since she ran out of ink in her permanent marker before giving it and didn't have time to buy a new one before the school day. She runs away when confronted and spends the night watching Sims she made of the two of you woohoo.
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Here's a DeepL translation of the script of Maya's Sweet 16. I don't know if this has been made before. Given the series's popularity, it may have been. I think is the only entry Massa ever made in the Ongezellig comic series. Page 2: From: noreply@ To: mayadebae@mail.com CONGRATULATIONS Today 00:00 Dear {Customer First Name}. Super-duper-congratulations for the birthday of our favorite customer... YOU! Birthdays are of course super [...] but did you know that you can make them even more [...] make it with one of our super [...] offers? Page 4: Look who's celebrating her birthday. Page 5: That plain girl? I can't even remember her name. Isn't she Coco and Mymy's sister? Remember that time she had to join our small group because she couldn't find a partner? Don't remind me. Wait, is she even having a party? She probably doesn't have anyone to invite. That's what you get for not making friends. Are we supposed to congratulate her? Why should we? She should first show interest in people other than herself. Why does she always make things so awkward? Forget about her, she's just an aso (slang for anti-social). I stay away from her all the time, too. It's her own fault, right?
[Expand Post] Page 6: Now what's she doing? I don't think she likes the attention. Then she should have played hooky today. MAYBE SHE SHOULD GO HOME. THERE SHE COULD PRETEND THERE'S SOMETHING WORTH CELEBRATING. Page 9: Ready Mymy? Long may you- Page 10: Sorry girls, no party today. Maya is sick. Page 11: Sick, on her birthday?! But we even got her a stroopwaffel cake... She threw up horribly last night, so she doesn't have an appetite. Maya needs to sleep now, so go get ready for school. Don't forget to sign her out at the front desk. Page 12: Hey sis, I just wanted to say- Page 13: Happy Birthday.
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Here's a DeepL translation of the script of the sisters' Friend Journals. I know there are others, but I don't have them on hand. These are books you get in primary school and pass around to the people in your class so your classmates can tell you about themselves. They're really just fodder for housewives. Coco's makes it clear that she is afraid of death and can't let go of her parents. Name: maya schoppenboer Age: 8 Birthday: september 21st Hair Color: black Eye Color: green My Hobbies: computer My Sports: none I'm good at: computer What I'm not so good at: paying attention Things I like: computer Things I don't like: school My idol: light from death note This is my favorite: Color: red Animal: cats Food: pepernoten Game: sims Vacation Destination: home My biggest wish: to not have to go to school anymore What I want to be later on: i don't know Name: MYMY SCHOPPENBOER Age: 8 Birthday: MARCH 3RD Hair Color: BLACK Eye Color: BROWN My Hobbies: SCOUTING AND THE ACCORDION My Sports: KORFBALL (Dutch Basketball) I'm good at: BEING GOOD AT THINGS What I'm not so good at: (blank) Things I like: THE FUNNY PAPERS Things I don't like: ORIENTAL CARTOONS My idol: CAPTAIN KOEK This is my favorite: Color: ORANGE Animal: DOGS Food: STROOPWAFELS Game: RISK Vacation Destination: THE KINGDOM OF THE NETHERLANDS My biggest wish: TO BECOME VERY FAMOUS, BUT BEING INFAMOUS WOULD ALSO BE GOOD What I want to be later on: QUEEN OR OTHERWISE THE PRIME MINISTER AND HAVE 6 CHILDREN Name: Coco Schoppenboer-Potgieter Age: 8 Birthday: December 16 Hair color: Blond
[Expand Post]Eye Color: Brown My Hobbies: Drawing and Drumming My Sports: Rugby I am good at: I don't want to brag What I'm not so good at: Computers What I like: Maya and Mymy! What I don't like: Wasting time My idol: Christiaan Barnard (South African surgeon who performed the first human-to-human heart transplant) This is my favorite: Color: Yellow Animal: Turritopsis dohrnii (the immortal jellyfish) Food: Homemade bobotie (South African dish) Game: Goose board (old board game) Vacation country: South Africa My biggest wish: To cure all diseases and stop all war and violence What I want to be later on: Very, very, very, very, very old
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DeepL translations of some of the oneshot comics and a oneshot comic I thought was weird, Maya's Stream. Maya is streaming a personal best speedrun for fifty woohoos in the Sims 4, but the layout and her expression give the impression that her goals are tied to a vibrator like a Chaturbate stream. That must be the joke. As Maths B and D aren't present in the Student Files image, I'll give an explanation of the Dutch maths system. Dutch maths is ranked D>B>A>C. A is basic math with a focus on probability and statistics also covering basic algebra and basic calculus. B is advanced math with a focus on advanced algebra and advanced calculus. C is "cultural" math with an intense focus on word problems which covers the same topics as A but without the depth. It's math for losers, underachievers, and the mentally disabled. D is an extracurricular subject that takes the material of A and B and unifies them. It has B as a prerequisite but cannot be taken if you've already taken A. Additionally, "sixes culture" is a Dutch-exclusive term for the student culture of underachievers. A 6 is the minimum grade required to pass a subject in the Dutch school system. Clown Mymy: SOCIETY Are there any questions? Yeah, no, that literally wasn't even a presentation, you just put on a clown suit. Yeah, so what? Mymy's Nightmare: Hey (Flemish), you're finally awake! The Red Devils are playing soon! Stroopwafel? Well, I'd prefer a luikse (Belgian waffle), dude! Would it be alright if I spoke French? (French) Maya's Order: I would like a small fry (Flemish) please... YOU MEAN FRIES (Dutch)? Y-Yes, sorry... w-with Hela Curry (German spiced ketchup) WE ONLY HAVE HEINZ Oh... er, n-nevermind (no sauce) then Student Files: Maya Schoppenboer Track: Culture and Society Birthplace: Baarle-Nassau (North Brabant, Netherlands) Summary: Textbook example of sixes culture, has been passing exams by a hair's breadth for four years. Gives a very unmotivated and uninterested impression and is severely behind on career exploration. Possibly autistic. Subjects: 6 Dutch 7 English 5 French 5 Social Studies 6 Cultural and Arts Education 5 Physical Education 6 Fine Arts 4 Mathematics C 6 History 6 Geography 4 Strength 4 Agility 3 Endurance 7 Intelligence 5 Wisdom 0 Charisma
[Expand Post]Mymy Schoppenboer Track: Economics and Society Birthplace: Nagasaki (Japan) Summary: I hate this kid so much. A raging megalomaniac with a Napoleon complex stretching from here to Tokyo. Weak to bottles. Subjects: 9 Dutch 6 English 5 French 8 Social Studies 7 Cultural and Arts Education 7 Physical Education 8 Economics 6 Mathematics A 6 History 7 Geography 3 Strength 7 Agility 4 Endurance 8 Intelligence 2 Wisdom 5 Charisma Cleo Venetiaan Track: Culture and Society Birthplace: Willemstad (Curacao) Summary Wants to be a professional musician. Good luck with that, lmao. Subjects: 7 Dutch 9 English 6 German 6 Social Studies 8 Cultural and Arts Education 6 Physical Education 9 Music 6 Mathematics C 7 History 6 Geography 6 Strength 6 Agility 6 Endurance 6 Intelligence 6 Wisdom 6 Charisma
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>Official comics Fuck yes
>>38867 As far as I know, what I've posted is it for official comics with dialogue except for Coco's Allergy (oneshot that shows how Maya lost her cat because Coco was allergic) and Maya's Conversation (multi-page comic about Maya having an awkward conversation her male counterpart on the bus, which forms the basis for the boy in her fantasies, but it's officially translated into English). Here's a MEGA with most of the official stuff. https://mega.nz/folder/vjgQCZLa#EllbJ7g2Kp2FGfCSJYdSjA
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>>38836 >March 3 It's Mymy's birthday today. Here's fanart I found from the booru.
>>38881 happy birthday to the orange cutie
coal
>>39030 ....the shiniest most glittering tanzanite that i dare say no other can compare
>>39080 No, it's fucking vantablack niggerstone from the most vile depths of hell
>>39084 calm
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>>39084 It was the shiniest gemerald that ever fell from aryanheaven. Nothing will ever come close to the sparkle it had.
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>>39084 >vantablack niggerstone from the most vile depths of hell you say?
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>>39662 >That ending 10/10
A24, slowburn, surrealist, spine-tingling, horrific news: massa is possibly dying from turbo-AIDS
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>>39668 >massa is possibly dying from turbo-AIDS I hope he will be fine, I would love a second season episode.
>>39670 The Soyteen shit gave him cancer.
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>>39668 >stops making Ongezellig >4/20 arrives >spirit of Hitler curses him with a genetic disease >still shills the iceberg
>>39682 He was ok with it
>>39696 Exactly!
>>39660 It's pitch-black niggercoal. tried to watch it and couldn't make it past 5 seconds it was so fucking awful
>>39668 He should sell to someone trust worthy before he croaks.
>>40051 Copyright is utter cancer, he should just abandon it or get buried with it.
>>40052 There's always public domain.
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>>40078 Schrodinger's copyright that is, if Youtube keeps on deleting any reupload of Steam Willie Boat despite becoming public domain something similar will happen to Onegezelling when the creator kicks the bucket and transforms into a legal state puppetered by his lawyers.
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I'm going to miss it...
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>>40156 Many days of the week, I think about Ongezellig.


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