>>33425
>So she ends up cucking Kal-El.
No, she doesn't cuck Kal-El, she cucks Cyclops.
>>Krypton somehow still existed
No, it didn't. But Superman heard it might, so he went to check, leaving Earth for five years, only to find "nope, it did blow up after all, just like my space-dad and General Zod told me." Good thing there were no Zod or Luthor-tier threats during that time.
>>Superbaby throws a piano at the henchmen after being a sickly, asthmatic puke. Did Lois force him to live in Seattle or Vancouver, where there's no actual sunlight?
I think you're supposed to think that his powers kicked in due to age, not that he had never been exposed to sunlight. Of course, in Superman 1 Kal was lifting a car the instant he arrived on Earth, but I guess we can chalk up the difference to the kid only being a half-breed.
The Kryptonite Island was alright. I think that's a perfectly serviceable Luthor plot. But yeah, the movie has a whole lot of problems, and Routh wasn't one of them. Whoever greenlit a movie where Lois cucks Cyclops with Superman's kid was the problem.
>>33433
Legends of Tomorrow was clearly supposed to be Justice League International anyway. Atom was Beetle, Rip Hunter (who acts like a buffoon in the show, unlike the comics) is Booster, and Fire and Ice were replaced with Heat Wave and Captain Cold. Also, the original comic miniseries where the JLI was formed was called Legends, and the heroes in it are called "the legends" by the narration, until they formally become the JLI the next time they appear. But ironically, though the JLI was made because the people doing Justice League weren't allowed to use any of the good characters, they made the d-listers too popular, and then 30 years later the tv shows weren't allowed to use them, so we got the replacements for the replacement Justice League.