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>Check out all those rings >Not wearing any rings ?

>>26786 >Of all the five realms, Asgard is his hood Holy shit, just call him Niggerman and get it over with.

>>26811 Don't shit on Niggerman, he was a good cat. Lovecraft's life was hard and wants to make me cry everytime I remember it.

Was this written by a nigger? They're apparently allowed joke about themselves.

>>26827 Nope. White dude.

Shonen stole all of the black and maybe hispanic audience unwittingly, fucking anime, a media were the few blacks are portrayed in the most stereotypical ways and hispanics are either thick brazilian women or fantasy creatures. Even the most SJW black people would still prefer to race-swap anime characters or watch Dragon ball/Demon Slayer than care about any "black power" character made by some self-hating white guy.

>>26830 Probably because the people who write crap like above fail to realize that nonwhites rather be entertain by stories and the fact they haven't seem to grasp this implies they don't see nonwhites akin to people but as something else entirely showing how racist they really are but rather than reflect on their own perspective they assume other people are like them is why they lash out criticizing others of being just like them (without saying it explicitly). TL:DR Spics & Niggers aren't even people to them and they can't understand how to entertain them beyond the surface level.

>>26831 It could also be that they're taking the media that white's consume, and proceed to use it for stories that exist for the sole purpose of guilting and shaming their audience. To make them feel "guilty" even if they did nothing wrong except exist in the first place.

>>26829 Really? I thought the creator Aaron or whatever his name is was the lead writer. It definitely became less funny after he left.

>>26836 Dude's name is Yehudi Mercado.

>>26829 >white dude >>26838 >Yehudi Mercado >*m*z*n Yehudi-Mercado e B00AY0JUAC >Yehudi is a Mexican-Jew, born in Mexico City and raised in Texas. He was an Art Director at Disney Interactive then segued into writing and illustrating his own graphic novels like FUN FUN FUN WORLD, HERO HOTEL, ROCKET SALVAGE and SCI-FU which is currently being developed as a feature for DreamWorks. Yehudi currently has a show in development at Nickelodeon, which he is writing and directing. He is showrunning a narrative podcast for the Pinna Network based on his graphic novel HERO HOTEL. His middle-grade graphic memoir CHUNKY is now available. oy vey.

>>26786 Aren't pairs of shoes hanging from power lines gang markers for drug hotspots?

>>26838 >>26839 The memes truly write themselves. How can everything touched by the US suddenly becomes jewish? They were kicked out because they opened the gates of Granada and allowed the moors to pillage and rape the peninsula.

>>26838 sorry i saw the image and thought he was talking about boondocks, I am slow.

Did Miguel, Kaine and Ben still having more "independence" and character deep than this guy? They keep pushing him everywhere but Miles really seems to be a unappealing character.

>>26857 All 3 of them are more interesting. Though in recent memory they made Miguel a time traveler with Trump derangement syndrome, Kaine's still dead, & Ben became a bootleg Venom. They only want to push Miles so hard because he's black.

>>26861 And May?

>>26862 May's in another universe.

>>26857 >They keep pushing him everywhere but Miles really seems to be a unappealing character. I'd argue that Miles has the potential to not be shit but he has so much working against him, it makes sense that Marvel's trying to meme him into being popular instead of putting actual work into him. Miguel, Kaine, Ben, and May were more interesting by way of their writers knowing well enough not to just make them duplicates of Peter Parker, which is Miles' core problem. Bendis simply conceived him as little more than black Peter with no edge or guiding pathos, and migrating him to 616 without changing that has doomed him to being a Spider-person whose only significance is being a marketable black Spider-Man.

>>26870 He can be some kind of Red Hood? Black characters with edge seems to be something rare, even more in these days. Young niggers have a need for violence combined with aesthetic, you can make some "hardened" Miles with whatever current "hood culture/fashion" reference and its done.

>>26871 >He can be some kind of Red Hood? I can already hear the future kvetching/schadenfreude about how they've made the black character a violet, murderous "thug".

>>26872 Any hormonal nigger would still think that that its "cool" regardless, and again, niggers don't have any edgy "I'm vengeance" character.

>>26871 >>26873 Niggers love Dragon Ball and especially characters like Vegeta. You make a black character with some "cool" violence and edge tp him and I'm sure it would get traction. That is if negros read comics and didn't stick with manga like >>26830 pointed out

>>26873 >and again, niggers don't have any edgy "I'm vengeance" character. Oh but DC is trying.

>>26911 So, the only thing niggers have as culture is clothes designed by a white man, shitty hair cuts, died hair, superfluous expending and crime. No wonder they want to steal the white man's history so hard or they could only tell stories about dying of AIDs, diarrea or being eaten by a leopard in their shitty mud hut.

>>26912 Note the colors on the bifrost. Literal gay niggers from outer space.

>>26913 But seriously. Is there anything based in african culture that isn't made by a white man fetishising third world hells?

>>26914 >Is there anything based in african culture that isn't made by a white man fetishising third world hells? Shadow Man and The Mask come to mind.

>>26915 The Mask was made by africans? also, it's the mask of Loki, so it must be nordic or it's cultural appropiation. And shadow man is the usual voodoo shit made in america full of niggery and other crap like that.

>>26916 >The Mask was made by africans? also, it's the mask of Loki, so it must be nordic or it's cultural appropiation. No, in the original comic, the titular mask is of African origin. In the film, they changed it's origin be a Nordic mask representing Loki.

>>26917 The author was black? Didn't notice no black character in the few comics I've seen.

Outside of that, the closest I can think of is Anansi from the Static Shock cartoon. >>26918 >The author was black? What does that have to do with anything? You ASKED for authors that don't fetishise third world hells. That leaves open more than enough authors who are still white. If you wanted exclusively non-white authors, why didn't you ask for that?

>>26919 Because usually when a white author wrote anything black is to felate african culture. I meant mostly black people or africans actually doing anything with their african culture, but I guess I didn't word it properly. Or don't know, just tired of niggers going constantly "we wuzz" or doing shit like in the Humankind trailer where a niggress tribal with her nigger savages conquered Rome of all places.

>>26786 I think the funniest part about this is if they wanted black thor they could easily do the same thing in wuhkangduh, since america was >discovered 5 times >colonized 3 times >went through several generations of turmoil including two changes of government ownership >was made worse by jewish slave trading, which led to dumb interbred niggers that have none of their ancestor's work ethic and all the tribalistic antagonism >was finally infested in all these intercity regions by high populace of black folks who were very easy to bamboozle and get addicted to all forms of vices which means that all of that also happened while various people fought for and lost the world tree Also this person obviously has no clue how the world tree functions because earth was always on one of the branches, asgard was just its own branch, so this just means the timeline is even more confusing when you account for the fact that essentially all of earth is asgard, but only specifically brooklyn is the asgard focused on in the comics, dwelling of loki, oden, and thor. Here's how nigger continent makes that easier to deal with >wakanda, a homogeneous, gated community that had very little interaction with the outside world, with god-like technology, is now the basis of asgard >instead the asgardians are just beefed up vikings that colonized that portion of africa, keeping their territory closed off and not going out to conquer for whatever reason, not the focus of the story >the black panther vibranium flowers and hyper metallurgy are replaced with god magic It would be so easy because black panther and thor have very similar ascension to the throne tales to tell, but by making it centered around a black kid in the slums, you have to write it in a slum. Miles Morales is a timid individual, but thor can't be timid as a war god, so now he's cocky and arrogant His dad was a criminal, and his story was about how you can overcome the nature of your ancestors, but now his dad is the allfather, so he has to do the story about how he has to become less offensive. This isn't miles morales as thor, this is literally just thor set in brooklyn.

Niggers themselves are finding this stupid and insulting, this shit only give them more reasons to draw Gohan with dreadlocks.

>>26912 Africa actually has it's own religions and mythologies and child sacrifice, in uganda at least so they could have could have picked a figure from one of those to make a nigger comic about.

>>26962 There is a literal god of thunder with two axes, the idea that they can't create new things and just distort already created concepts just confirms again.

>>26963 You explain to me how any african country managed to steal the concept of a God of Thunder and incorporate it into their own mythology. Especially since it has multiple Gods of Thunder throughout the continent and the only one that matches your description is Shango.

>>26919 >Anansi I have an almost sexual fantasy that involves getting together a ton of financing and making a movie about Anansi the Spider with a blonde white guy. This would not just trigger the libs and enrage the roodies, it would possibly be the end of civilization as we know it. >"How DARE YOU take a cultural folk hero/god and make him white?!" >"Oh, sorry. I guess I misunderstood the rules of the game when you guys made Heimdal black in the Thor movies. Or Kingpin black in Daredevil. Or the Human Torch black in--" >"That's not the same!" >"It absolutely is. I apologize for nothing. Also, we broke 100 billion dollars during the holiday weekend." >"REEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

>>26965 Wouldn't be the worst Gaiman adaption to be honest.

>>26965 You can make the excuse that instead of a "cultural symbol" its a title, like how use a stick can transform you into Thor or how Black Panther at the end of the day its just a high-tech costume and a drug, actually there was a theory of Bucky literally becoming a "White Panther" in the MCU. Also the excuse that gods in comics are actually more like aliens instead of a accurate religious portrait.

>>26973 Technically Bucky would be the MCU equivalent of White Wolf. They just didn't go anywhere with it.

>>26974 Shame

>>26974 Wakanda just give him a Black Panther suit but white and with a wolf "mask".

>>26965 Here's an extended version.

>>26984 Yeah. They should've. Would've been cool & at least would make Bucky feel less cucked when Sam takes the Captain America mantle.

>>26911 >>26912 >grafitti on hammer Oh, so he also desecrates ancient artifacts

>>26964 I always said nordniggers where nordniggers.

>legos on the floor enough to set him off Accurate depiction.

You know someone has fucked up when actual comic pros chime in.

>>26993 There's a black hulk? And he's 6? Wut

>>26994 >pros Who are these people?

>>26995 What if Miles Morales #3. Context Nigger Asgard is #4.

The beaner jew has attempted to apologize.

>>27000 >donated to a bodega So the kids can get free blunt wraps? Has the mexican never heard of a library? Those tend to actually encourage literacy.

>>27001 But black children don't go to libraries.

>>27016 To be fair, no child goes to a library anymore

>>27017 The library became a lower quality blockbuster with books.

>>27019 More like a hobo hangout

>>27020 Or a secondary elderly home.

What's exactly a bodega in America? because in Spain it mainly sells middle to high quality alcohol, but seeing you can find most bodegas in nigger neighbourhoods I doubt their quality is great.

>>27030 They are mostly just small non-franchise convenience stores, typically in NYC. They often have a cat or two just lying around the store.

>>27030 An over glorified mini-mart.

>>27030 It's a convenience store, but NYC and LA are degenerate and like to pretend their different while also destroying the English language.

>>27030 A shitty cover gor drug dealers. They sell blunt wraps and 40oz bottles of malt liquor. Single cigarettes "loosies". And if you can get vouched for the owner will sell you drugs.

>>26996 >He doesn't read enough comics to know who Howard Chaykin and Erik Larsen are.

>>27048 I assumed anon was making a joke about what has beens and never wases these people are.

>>27069 Erik Larsen and Howard Chakin both used to be well liked on pre-exodus cuckchan /co/ from what I remember, until they both cucked out and became faggots.

>>27075 Erik Larsen was always a faggot.

>>27076 Fair, but I recall he used to not let his faggotry get the best of him.

>>26912 It's American "culture"

>>27000 >donated to a bodega That's a funny way of saying "I bought 6 cases of Jaritos and a bunch of jerky and red licorice."

>>26786 As pathetic as it is contemptible. Clearly the sophomores who write this garbage have no concept of how insultingly unoriginal and hacky this shit is. LOOK EVERYONE THOR IS A NIGGER NOW! Wow, amazing, how long did that take to think up? 4 seconds? And did they have *any* ideas? No. Making him a woman next week? Gr8 I'm sure that crap will sell just as well. At least if they'd given him a magic metal basketball that could fly to his palm it wouldn't be so egregious, shit like this is the cartoon equivalent of stolen valour, spewed up by the usual rejects with no ability to reflect on what they've done, hell it's cartoon blackface >>26838 and written by a kike spic, hilarious, >>27000 talk about being so out of your fucking lane that the race you're 'promoting' revolts on you, it's fitting that it happened but it needs to be every time one of these blackwashing asshats pops up to stamp this shit out. All that crowd do is whine about inauthentic voices and faces in media but they just can't stop doing shit like this trying to have it both ways, 'It's ok cos it's meeeeeeee though'. >>26911 How much more pandering for the sake of it can anyone stomach? Also straight niggers wouldn't be seen dead on that fruity-ass Bifrost, Earth would have gotten 10% of the traffic.

>>26786 >>26911 This is even more embarrassing than the "exaggerated swagger" game review.

>>27368 >Clearly the sophomores who write this garbage have no concept of how insultingly unoriginal and hacky this shit is. LOOK EVERYONE THOR IS A NIGGER NOW! Oh they do but remember these people are fucking communists/socialists from the champagne classes, they've always had contempt for anybody not them, and they've always had maybe that one pet nigger around to keep themselves company at their parents mansion. . And because they're champagne socialists they're willing to work for nothing less than nickels dragged from the filthiest poo in the loo sewer because writing shitty space "hood" fiction will get them "exposure" to sell more shitty champagne socialist products that nobody will ever buy (but will later be funded by government fiat robbery from your wallet directly).

>>27826 >This is even more embarrassing than the "exaggerated swagger" game review. The reaction to that game review was far more embarrassing. The Cancel Cunts were rabidly trying to kill the reviewer's career until they found out he was black. Then it was memory-holed as quickly as possible.

>>26786 I feel bad for Marvel. I dunno why they think this will sell.

>>30339 The problem is you still think this is about selling a product; it isn't, it's about spreading propaganda, using fiction as a soapbox, and taking up a space that could have gone to someone genuinely competent.