>>30314 >Shaggy, fan fave cowardly stoner -- GONE, replaced by cynical (probably brave) black man It's worse than that, Norville is Shaggy's actual first name, meaning SHAGGY IS NOW A NIGGER.

>>30329 Wasn’t Shaggy’s entire character based off a layabout beatnik from some 50’s tv show? From the outset he was supposed to be a lazy, cowardly (implied) stoner. You change that and it’s not Shaggy anymore, it might as well be fanfiction.

>>30329 Sad part is many black people don't like this race swapping bullshit, only the ones who are on national tv that want to blindly promote this horseshit. Whoever greenlit this atrocious show must've REALLY hated the original one.

>>30332 Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred were all inspired by main characters from The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, a 50s-60s sitcom that ended about five years before Scooby Doo first aired. Shaggy specifically was based on the beatnik stereotype, Maynard Gwalter Krebs, who was played by Bob Denver before Gilligan's Island. Turning Shaggy into a cynical, non-cowardly black man contradicts the entire idea of the character. Also, most hippies and beatniks were white. It's not like black hippies and beatniks didn't exist, but it was mostly white baby boomers. Just look at photos and videos of Woodstock or the Summer of Love and it's almost entirely white teens and twenty somethings. The entirety of this thing just seems like the hack writers and producers behind it trying to fan bait an established audience rather than make something new and have it stand on its own merits. At the very least with how much studios have been doing this sort of thing over the past decade general audiences are catching on to this tactic of deliberately race/sex lifting a character or adapting for "progressive modern audiences" to stir up controversy or fit the message/narrative to the point even main stream stuff doing it is actually tanking hard. It's part of why post Endgame MCU is doing so badly and why people hated Rings of Power.

Fanservice is the only thing this show has going for it at this point. >>30314 >2nd image What's going on with the artstyle? It looks like Fred and Velma belong in one show, and the other two in some other, separate series.

>>30314 Reminder that Velma will always be straight. Not half-gay (bi) or gay. And twittertards can't do nothing about it. >>30336 It's on purpose to get retards to hate-watch or gain the the attention of progressives.

>>30336 >The entirety of this thing just seems like the hack writers and producers behind it trying to fan bait an established audience No, it's them unironically "fixing" the show for a "modern age": https://rumble.com/vm72nh-one-pill-two-pill-red-pill-blue-pill-herbert-marcuse-and-the-administered-s.html

>>30347 >Velma will always be straight. Not half-gay (bi) or gay Did her creator confirm as much? Was he involved in that Johnny Bravo ep? I'm not sure you can really say a character is definitively one way or the other otherwise.

>>30352 Yeah, I'm sure Ruby and Spears wanted her to be a smelly indian bulldyke in 1969, but they just weren't allowed.

>>30353 Gonna need a source on that

Who allows IPs to be handed out like this so fags can shoehorn their own fanfiction since they can't get their own shows off the ground.

>>30355 Assumingly stupid executives who only greenlight shit if it's a recognizable IP. Even if it's just the name slapped on with no relation to the actual source material.

>>30354 Well you can't say Joe Ruby and Ken Spears DIDN'T want Velma to be a smelly indian bulldyke! If they didn't explicitly confirm it, then you have to assume the character they created was not actually the one they wanted to create.

>>30336 >fan bait This isn't fan baiting, though, it's an appeal to religion. Good "Social Justice" types will watch the show, because Jesus/Mohamed/Marx wants them to. They think that the show will fail, and so they are appealing to religion. That's pretty pathetic. Then again, the show probably has the Scooby-washing it has because the racists Jews with the money felt whatever the curry nigger made would fail. (I'm not saying that it wouldn't; I'm saying that it needed to be judged of its own accord.) They're really pulling all the stops to try to get good audience numbers.

>>30357 Did they create her to be straight, if so then prove it. Did she show attraction to men in any series made by the original creators?

>>30360 You're right. This cartoon which was made completely asexual because it was for kids was secretly always intended to be gay, but was censored. Joe Ruby and Ken Spears were actually pedophiles who wanted to make their kids' show sexual, but those damned Hanna and Barbera censored them, those damn puritans!

so how many nude scenes did Daphne get? do we at least get to see her cleavage and donk?

The design comparisons says it all. Modern artists have no idea what they're doing. In the old cartoon, design was consistent and the characters fit into that style and made a consistent world. All of their hair has the same little hatch into it to delineate locks of hair. All their mouths are designed with the same wobbly crinkle (except for Daphne who is purposely changed to sexpot lips) , all their noses are one angled line and little line for nostril, all the eyes are the same black dot with eye lid lines. The new one has no consistency in design. Their hair and how they put lines in or the shapes themselves are done differently, the eyes are different, everything about the designs is like 10 different people made them up. Even the ascots/scarfs in the original use the same shape and wrinkle in the middle, but the new characters don't share that aesthetic. From a design standpoint, it's fucking terrible. And I haven't even got into the fact that they have an asian woman voicing a redhead, as if it wasn't bad enough they couldn't have her properly represented by a redhead, they picked an asian woman who represents a population billions strong as opposed to redheads who are among the smallest minorities in the world and scientitsts say will be extinct in a few generations. Absolutely. Disgusting.

>>30355 >Who allows IPs to be handed out like this

>>31891 Dave has balls bigger than King Kong. I don't agree with him on everything, but even if he wasn't as funny as he is, I'd still be a big fan for how badly he triggers the trannies and other shitfucks.

>>31852 >so how many nude scenes did Daphne get? do we at least get to see her cleavage and donk? They're all fifteen, so, even though it's on (((HBO Max))), even they won't show anything on an animated kid. Probably.

Man, there was some camgirl/amateur gal out there who not only looked like actual Velma, she did a whole solo scene in the outfit. One of my favorite goto vids for awhile, but now I can't find it anywhere. Which is the biggest mystery of the entire run of Scooby-Doo, because how the hell do you scrub a vid like that from all search engines?

>>31938 >3DPD

>>31948 Dude, I cannot make you understand without finding her in the first place, which I cannot do. She had the Velma vid, some sort of abusive-to-her-boss secretary vid, and one other I can't remember. No trace exists.

>>32017 The point is Mindy Kelling is insecure & still holds onto grievances from high school but she couldn't get a show off the ground unless they painted it with a coat of an existing property.

>>32033 I think I jerked off to that at one point.

Has Fred's VA done gay porn?

>>31870 These aren't the same men who start to hate white women because yes and fetishize asian women because they are supposed to be submissive "tradwifes"?

>>32043 yes

Funny how Velma constantly talks about Fred's white penis, isn't it?

>>32033 That's... actually pretty close. Just add in a suction-cup dildo stuck to a book.

>>32043 >pic related Probably I'm super wrong but I blame Japan for all the current tranny and "emasculation" problem, seeing somebody with a positive opinion about all the desperate propaganda in western stuff its super rare and pretty much nobody fall for it, meanwhile japanese stuff genuinely convince men to crossdrees and have gay sex among other things. To think that there is people who worship Japan as some kind of right-wing safe haven. Even current western stuff its manlier than anime.

>>32073 >but I blame Japan Oh, my sweet summer child. You fell for the (((ruse)))

>>32061 Jinkies! >>32073 Nah. Japan has always kept it a fetish & catered to all markets of tastes. Actual legit tranny media is rare. Most of the time they're still treated as jokes. >Even current western stuff its manlier than anime. That's extremely wrong. Like I said, all sorts of tastes are catered to with japanese media. Anime especially. Manliness is more than just muscular dudes. It's about self reflection to be a better person than you were yesterday for your sake & others. There's a lot of shonen & seinen anime that cover philosophical questions about life like that.

>>32073 >I'm super wrong but I blame Japan for all the current tranny and "emasculation" problem You are wrong. >meanwhile japanese stuff genuinely convince men to crossdrees and have gay sex among other things Outside of hentai, what material have you been reading? >>32083 >There's a lot of shonen & seinen anime that cover philosophical questions about life like that. Funny thing is that even the most braindead shounen series is more "manly" than anything from Western media due to the simple fact that a lot of series are about the protag having a dream and trying to fulfil it. It's only during the later aughts that you really saw an "explosion" in harem series with the MC is a wimp who refuses to man-up, but even those died off awfully quick.

>>32090 >harem series with the MC is a wimp who refuses to man-up The thing is, most of those series were just copying Urusei Yatsura with the perverted MC and the supernatural girl who appoints herself as his intended/attendant. Even in the harem explosion you still had MCs who did man up, like the guy from Rosario + Vampire (in the manga at least)

>>32091 >Urusei Yatsura I think that plenty of harem shows are copying To Love Ru's shtick because every girl wants Rito's dick, while the male MC is a unlucky wimp that just wants one human girl instead of the others. Ataru on the other hand is a lady killer that wants to score evey bitch that he finds, but Lum won't allow him to do his antics.

>>32095 Typical harems are self inserting wish fulfillment fantasies made for the purpose of the average japanese young man to eat up. Or equally pathetic young men in the west. Pathetic men in general who dream of being the effortlessly desired prize of all the girls. Western media today, like Velma, is wish fulfillment as well. Except it's explicitly for the showrunners looking to ruin popular known properties out of spite & use them as a soap box to vent their grievances to the world.

What is the deal with this rumour that I keep hearing that this show was actually a secret right wing conspiracy or something?

>>32103 It's twitter cope to justify why it's so bad. Because clearly something on their side can't just be bad. No no. It has to be a secret psyop by the right to belittle the left. They justify this further because Mindy Kelling doesn't support trannies.

>>32105 >Mindy Kelling doesn't support trannies. Imagine how stinky her putrid curry cunt smells like, imagine the leftover smegma resembling makeshift potato salad from the conga line of diseased big dicked niggers who pumped and dumped that chump and she refuses to wash because its against her god ganesha, to where its filled to the brim with maggots and STD's

>>32111 Why are you like this?

>>32096 Peter seems to be the closest thing to a self-insert in comics.

>>32118 No not really. Peter's life is miserable. You want to see self inserts in comic books? I'll show you self inserts in comics!!!

>>32120 What they did to Squirrel Girl was criminal. Before that it just was cute mutant girl who can't fit anywhere for being a literal squirrel girl.

>>32146 Horrible women will actively seek out & destroy the likable female characters in fiction out of a sense of spite. Then turn around to puppet the corpse for their own interests. Many such cases.

>>32120 I mean, sometimes he is a dork that technically has a harem

>>32155 He doesn't. He has a dozen exes or on again off again love interest flirts. That's not a fucking harem.

>>32120 >Hellcat Oh man, the memories. It's just a shame I can't find the archived storytime threads If anyone has links to those threads I'll be eternally indebted to you.

>>32120 I still can't believe how badly they feminism-raped those characters... and it's especially ironic since Greer "Tigra" Nelson, the original owner of the outfit, was one of Marvel's first and biggest libbers before her bimbofication.

>>32148 >Horrible women will actively seek out & destroy the likable female characters in fiction out of a sense of spite. Don't forget envy. Men see Captain America and wish they were him. Women see Black Widow and wish they could scratch her fucking eyes out.

>>32120 >Peter's life is miserable To be fair, emofaggots like to romanticizes misery, so it's not impossible for someone's self-insert to have a miserable life.

>>32111 >the conga line of diseased big dicked niggers More like tiny jews, but I'm sure that unattainable fantasy is one of her go-tos when she's grabbing a cucumber out of the fridge.

>>32111 Why would you say this in reply to her not supporting trannies

>>32174 Probably because Indian pussy is foul enough to actually step up to the plate of stankyness, competing against the most gangrenous post-op tranny stink ditches. Allow your nostrils to expand with the scent of wet rotting garbage, of how putrid her slimy spermy ranch covered cunt flaps are to the point the raw ammonia smells causes your tear ducts to excrete a waterfall of tears due to the sulfuric contents of her cavernous twat, and now amplify it with the musk of her unkept pussy hair and crust. The texture of her inner cunt must give the combo of most pungent kick to the senses and stimulation from the complete mess would penetrate you, as she has other mens warts hidden in there, it must be its own ecosystem, like a fleshy terrarium full of miscolored pus, dog cum, bloody blistlers, old tampons, dry pussy ejaculate and fermented used condoms.

>>32174 Not to mention the pieces of used toilet paper that are probably infused within her tampons and pieces of fecal matter, accumulated over the years within her sewer plant called a vagina

>>32176 >>32177 According to what I learned in college life skills(woman instructor), a good majority of women do wipe back to front.

No matter Scooby Doo already peaked

>>32176 Say “nigger”

>>32190 Indeed. The monsters were made real, the Harvey Birdman Episode, and the Courage crossover. Not to mention the Archie comics and the various Cartoon Network bumpers.

>>32203 You mean The Blue Falcon? The Courage Crossover was also later & didn't tie specifically to Mystery Incorporated.

>>32203 >The monsters were made real "Like Scoob, Hell is empty and all the devils are here, man!"

>>32103 Reality itself can't allow right-wingers to have any influence or presence in mainstream media, simply can't happen

The killer is Fred's mom who wants a female brain to put into Fred because he's a retard. She dies in the end & Velma twerks on her dead body while sadistically smiling. This is adult writing.

>>32229 No seriously what's the real ending.

>>32230 It may also be implied Scooby is gonna be brought in by putting a guy's brain into a dog.

>>32231 So thats what happens to the nigger.

>>32232 No that's Norville. As in Shaggy.

>>32229 Do you have a webm to prove just how retarded this is?

>>32233 Aint no norville in scooby doo. And shaggy aint a nigger. Logically they stick his brain in a dog.

>>32235 That would be racist, anon. Only white people are allowed to be made fun of. >>32234 I do now.

>>32235 Scooby might be brown, but he ain't a nigger.

>>32236 This deserves racial genocide.

>>32236 Holy shit this is worse than like, Family Guy level animation. How do you make a show look worse than 1976's Scooby-Doo?

>>32236 I have no words for this, whatever the fuck it is.

>>32293 It's our unfortunate reality.

>>32236 It's not even funny. It's just non-sequiturs that go nowhere.

>>32236 Soooo... they ADMIT she's a sociopath in this one?

>>32321 Nah it's quirky & wacky. Definitely not signs of pure psychopathic behavior.

>>32236 Dude even the fucking movies were better. They had better story, characters and even visuals. Fuck this shit. I would rather see scrappy doo be an absolute psycho that wanted to take revenge on the original gang.

>>32328 Honestly those movies are classics even back when they came out & were obviously more than a little divisive in the less than family friendly content. Fucking loved the second movie.

>>32328 Technically, that was the case in the 2002 film.

>>32331 That's what he's referencing, anon.

>>32328 >>32329 Talk about toasted! didn't the guy playing Shaggy try to go for his voice 1:1 to the point he almost fucked up his own?

>>32343 https://www.today.com/popculture/voice-behind-scooby-doo-wbna4580533

>>32343 I've always subscribed to the theory that Shaggy and Scooby aren't stoners... they're just goofballs who enjoy eating because they burn a shit-ton of calories running away from the Real Estate Developer of the Week. The Harvey Birdman episode spelled it out rather neatly. "They're not on drugs, Mr. Birdman, they're just stupid."

>>32351 >they're just goofballs That's basically it. In fact, when you watch the original series, Shaggy and Scooby are not idiots. There's even several references to how Shaggy is actually a star athlete.

>>32385 I hope the series ender is a rabid great dane killing Fred, Norville, Daphne, and Mindy. Also, that whole brain-swapping tech? How much do you want to bet they all switch bodies to the classic look, leaving it as a big "Fuck you, she was a Pajeet ALL ALONG!" to the audience?

>>32386 >How much do you want to bet they all switch bodies to the classic look, leaving it as a big "Fuck you, she was a Pajeet ALL ALONG!" to the audience? So wait how would they time travel?

>>32236 How can something fall so low it's digging through bedrock?

>>32355 >Shaggy and Scooby are not idiots. People's Exhibit A: They run and hide from the monsters like sane people. When they can't, they use their disguise skills to try to fast talk their way out of the situation.

>>32343 Like, Scooby! NO! Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! And hot sauce will probably make you wish you were dead!

>>32385 >He just wanted to have friends Why do I find this video more sympathetic and emotional rather than horrorifying?

>>32407 It wouldn't be if Scoob didn't have to maul the gang to death every time to reset.

>>32410 He wouldn't need to do that if Velma just went with the program, instead of questioning everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inJUFqeJehE You'll like this

>>32424 scroll up 4 posts, feel retarded, and then get back to me.

>>32385 I like it. Four minutes of animation that's better than a whole HBO-backed series.

>>32449 Modern American media in a nutshell.

>>32389 >So wait how would they time travel? They are all fifteen in Velma. Which means, if they're going to attempt to rape canon via body-switch, they have at least two seasons to do it. And I'm betting they will.

>>32487 They won't. They will however make put a dude's brain in a dog's body to make Scooby. Then probably a joke about them getting a TV cartoon deal based on them that "white washes" them.

>>32236 Remember when they were lifelong friends that stuck together through thick and thin? Remember when they got out of countless dangerous situations through the power of teamwork? Remember in the specials when they couldn't bear to be separated and always strived to get back together? Yeah. Those were the days, huh?

>>32492 We shall see, but I'm betting Mindy and her pals are cunty enough to do the body swap for everyone, including Fred to get him swole.

>>32496 Remember when they were actors who had to drag every fan to the studio to remind Scooby and Shaggy that people loved everything about the original series and there was zero reason to change the show or for them to change?

>>32236 Why do they work together, let alone be implied to form Mystery Inc. if they hate each other's guts?