Well they certanly look like teenagers.

>>31659 I dont hate it but considering Seth Rogan is attracted, it might as well suck.

>>31659 Seth Rogen is why I wish the holocaust was real. >>31661 Attached you mean.

>>31659 Its for kids anon

>>31668 Made by a fat old drug addicted kike. It's just like muh american comic boooks!

>>31661 Agree. Visuals on that poster aren't horrible, and I can appreciate a few accessories and proportion tweaks to help the TMNT's biggest issue being totally indistinguishable without color and weapons while remaining the same characters. I'm sure the humans will look horrible and Rogan will make it awful though.

>>31659 I HATE DONATELLO'S FUCKING NERD GLASSES

Looks bad, but not Michael Bay bad.

>>31672 Oh shit, I didn't notice those. Those are stupid, especially when he has the headphones to distinguish him already.

>>31663 >Seth Rogen is why I wish the holocaust was real.

>>31672 >I HATE DONATELLO'S FUCKING NERD GLASSES But... but how else are we supposed to know he loves the science?

The whole concept of TMNT seems pretty unappealing for today's kids

>>31728 >Not content to make April a nigger, they made her a fat nigger. >Seth Rogen. Gradually, I began to hate them.

>>31728 >rhinos

>>31730 Of course they were going to do that. The original was a ginger and that's how it's spelled to them.

>>31728 We're never getting cute attractive April again. I hope this kills the IP.

>>31659 >>31728 Shredder did nothing wrong.

>>31728 >Everyone talking about how April is now a fat nigger <No one's talking about how it appears that they're literally sending the turtles to high school as if they were regular teenagers

>>31740 Every part of it is cancer. But after I saw anons praising the art the other dat I checked out. The standards have gotten so low some anons are still gonna watch this turd.

>>31741 I don't understand why Anons were praising the art either. >The standards have gotten so low It has nothing to do with "declining" standards. Some Anon is going to watch it regardless of the quality just to say that they watched it and shitpost about it. Think of it like Jewtube e-celeb reviewers, who can spend their time reviewing whatever because they're self-emploeyed and don't have a boss dictating what they can and cannot review, who proceed to review the SAME EXACT SHIT that everyone else is talking about.

>>31742 I mean I kinda get it. There is something to be said for novelty. Watching anything for the first time in theory provides a novel experience. Of course in practice I cannot recall the last time I didnt know what was going to happen in a show within 5 seconds of turning it on. This last decade has gotten very generic.

>>31743 >Of course in practice I cannot recall the last time I didnt know what was going to happen in a show within 5 seconds of turning it on. When was the last time you watching a show that wasn't made in the past decade? At the moment, there are only two ongoing cartoons (That you can watch in English) that are really worth watching.

>>31744 Yeah those were good. Seen em now though.Same problem with the old xmen cartoons. Not gonna stop me from watching them again though.

>>31745 >Seen em now though.Same problem with the old xmen cartoons. I think you misunderstood what I meant. When was the last time you watched something from before the decade that you haven't seen? Have you watched the Rescue Heroes cartoon? Liberty Kids? Sagwa? Roughnecks? Rocky & Bullwinkle? The Mummy? Battletech? Hell, even old Popeye and Tom and Jerry cartoons? Just gone out there and looked for something you haven't seen or heard of.

>>31746 Well I have not seen rescue heroes anyway. Yeah I'll give it a shot, but if it sucks I'm coming back to call you a fag. I would thank you if its good, but I am an asshole so don't hold your breath.

>>31746 >Intro to first ep starts >Cast consists of like 100 niggers and spics HOLY FUCK. Is there any white people in this jewish horseshit!?

>>31748 Are you watching the original show from the '99, or the reboot from a few years ago?

>>31750 Oh good question. No idea. But everyones a nigger so probably the later.

>>31750 Anon... So I find the right one and the cast is 2 niggers 1 spic chick 1 white chick And a canadian. Thats not even 25% white.

>>31728 So this is Thundercats Roar! and She-Male and the Princesses of Power all over again?

>>31728 Was that supposed to be Rise of TMNT April's mom or something? Also, why the hell are they going to a school? I get that it's nighttime and all, but is there not a better place to look at April's "Murder Board," perhaps one that doesn't have security cameras? >>31753 So, what's the problem here? It just seems like a normal 90s cartoon to me.

>>31765 We may have different memories from the 1990s. Also if the show started in 1999 its more of an aughts era not 90s. Which considering the racial make up of the cast makes a lot more sense. This kind of creeping propaganda was far more widespread in the 2000s then it was in the 90s. A nigger or two might be in a 90s show, but as a distinct minority with the majority of the cast being anglo saxon. Anyway I already made a seperate thread to stop derailing this one.

>>31728 Some anon claimed this was way earlier in production and had all been scrapped.

>>31773 Since Siena Agudong is listed as being the voice of April, I wouldn't be surprised if that really was the case. It definitely would make more sense if she was voicing a younger (obviously asian) April, rather than the fat nigger cat lady.

>>31775 >Agudong

>>31939 <Agudong digivolve into... GREYDONG >>35838 >Anime references just for the sake of having anime references They've been doing these hollow homages since the 2010s, how does anyone still find them endearing?

>>35843 It used to be kind of fun back before anime became mainstream, hell, even back in the 80's with Usagi Yojimbo that was full of references to Kurosawa samurai flicks, the Zatoichi movies, and Lone Wolf and Cub. Now it's just, "SO WE HEARD YOU LIEK ANNIE-MAY FELLOW NERDS, WE'LL WE, BEING NERDS OURSELVES LIKE ANNA-MEI TOO." trying to hard to force the references.

>weed man got CCP fanboy Jackie Chan to do a gay scene Huh, so he can make some decent comedy if he wants to.

>>35859 It's not comedy is Rogen is the only one laughing.

>>35860 I'm serious. Jackie Chan really, really likes the Chinese Communist Party and actively appears in their propaganda, and the CCP really, really hates fags (it's only just above the middle east's throwing them off rooftops, and it would probably do that if it didn't damage their international reputation). Getting him to do a gay scene is genuinely hilarious.

>>35859 The whole gay splinter thing is pretty interesting, especially when they pushed out a damage control article, while also deleting evidence like pic related.

>>35861 I wonder what Chinkie Chan's damage controlling reaction would be to this. https://www.youtube.com/live/9LbLXRtGoDg

>>35861 Its not that hes a commie, its that the CCP took over everything in hong kong and they also captured his son smuggling drugs so they basically have him grabbed by the balds.

Cuckchan and Reddit already full on damage control for nickelodeon https://archive.ph/UtN7j https://archive.ph/C4mng

>>35848 I never expected code Lyoko to be referenced in anything outside of France.

>Chinese version is white LMFAO

>>35935 I’m 100% convinced fat April O’Neil was originally white but turn black in the last minute for woke points for Seth rogan.

>>35848 Surprised they didn't summon their useful retards to bitch and nag to their local TV stations to reboot their beloved nostalgia-bait shows that were meant to end a while ago. Like a schezuan sauce situation.

>>35935 LMAO

>>35940 The guy who shows the pile of unsold Disney shit in discount stores (who is black and did a long video detailing how April was not black in the original comic and trying to make her black is wrong) found some in the wild. He thinks is a production error since the there's also examples that are way darker than they should be, indicating uneven pigment distribution in the plastic.

>>36104 Why not follow their socialist principles and just give them away for free? https://yewtu.be/watch?v=RIkuYRaoIKE After all it's pushing a message, not profit.

>>31660 And the humans look also mutants. >>31728 >April as the fifth Ninja Turtle