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/co/ Pain Thread 8: Superslop at the end of the rainbow! Anonymous 03/03/2024 (Sun) 23:43:36 No. 38885
The world's on fire but the slop doesn't stop getting churned! Your thread for venting all your frustrations on various /co/ related movies, books, games, & shows is back! Feeling lucky? You shouldn't! The first tease of James Gunn's Superman has been revealed. Calling back to Kingdom Come but with a gold sigil & 50% less crappy textures. Will James Gunn save DC & Warner Bros.? Probably not but they're too far along to stop. On the animated side we're still getting not one but two more Justice League Crisis on Infinite Earths parts to the Tomorrowverse. A disaster of an animated universe somehow worse than the New 52 based one previously. But they're bringing back Will Friedle as Terry McGinnis/Batman Beyond & Kevin Conroy's real last performance along for the ride. Also still getting the Suicide Squad Isekai anime. Something no one asked for that's clearly gotten too much yet not enough effort put into it. If you weren't sick of Harley already, now you're getting ANOTHER live action take on her in the sequel to Joker. An upcoming musical drama about Arthur finding love in the craziest of places. Arkham Asylum. But wait! There's more! Hollywood isn't just regurgitating Marvel & DC slop anymore! We're getting a reboot of The Crow. A film infamously starring Brandon Lee as the titular Crow that led to his untimely accidental death due to incompetence on set. Now The Crow/Eric Draven is being reimagined for a.... modern... audience. None of that comic book accuracy in looks though. No no. They've Jared Leto'd him for a new generation. It's a bold strategy, anons. Let's see how it plays out.
>>38885 What race traitor studio's involved with Isekai Squad?
>>38887 Wit Studio
>>38885 >Joker 2 Even if Harley wasn't in this, my expectations would still be rather low. Joker really should've remained a standalone film. >The Crow Reboot As someone who knows next to nothing about the original comics or the 1994 movie, my condolences go out to the fans. >Suicide Squad Isekai In the last thread, I said that I wanted to be pumped for this, but decided to not get too enthusiastic due to DC's track record. I think I made the right call, because so far it really doesn't look all that interesting. I won't be surprised if this show ends up being sadly forgotten a couple weeks after it's released.
>>38885 Why do you keep complaining?
>>38898 Catharsis.
Megamind is back, but at the cost of the animation quality. A Peacock Original.
>>38901 Technically this is anime. And too cute for it's own good.
>>38907 Couldn't even get the original voice actors back. No thanks.
Saw Kung Fu Panda 4. >Obvious art style change makes everyone look off. >Furious Five aren't in the movie until the credits for a voiceless training cameo. Literally none of them have any lines beyond stock Rogen noises. >Ping & Li, Po's dads, take up the subplot time for no reason because they're worried about Po not being able to handle a sorceress. It's fine for them to worry about they really just waste screen time. >Tai Lung comes back through his spirit being summoned from the spirit realm by The Chameleon. Shen & Kai are too but they aren't voiced so have no interaction with Po. >Awkwafina's character, Zhen, isn't quite a Mary Sue. She's only good at stealing & has moderately okay fighting skills but Po beats her every time they fight. She's still chosen by him to the next Dragon Warrior while Po becomes full time Spiritual Leader. >Really not funny. >The Chameleon is a weak villain who's stealing kung fu chi soul energy because she was rejected from learning kung fu because of her size. >Weak message rehashing the first movie about how anyone can grow to be a peach tree if the seed is nurtured. >Lots of action in the movie with things constantly happening but there's no impact or skill for most of it. Really just a very very okay movie. Pointless as a Kung Fu Panda sequel. This should've gone straight to streaming.
>>38901 >Outsource one of the most well known pieces of Americana to the fucking Japanese William and Joseph must be rolling in their fucking graves right now.
>>38976 It's super popular in Japan. You even have people like this guy just making little miniatures of Tom & Jerry moments. https://twitter.com/inouetable
>>38977 A lot of old American cartoons are/were super popular in Japan. Wacky Races is one I know was pretty big over there (kind of ironic since it was a similar thing in the US with Speed Racer/Mach GoGoGo)
>>38977 That's actually really cool. >>38994 Really? I had no idea. Do you know if it's because of the more retro look of older cartoons or the animation or something else?
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Well a trailer for The Crow remake is out. My favorite part is when a black wig falls on nu-Eric & he looks in the mirror saying "Not in a million years."
>>39014 Terrible just as expected.
The third trailer for Suicide Squad Isekai confirming one more key feature. The ED is sung by Mori Calliope.
>>39014 >My favorite part is when a black wig falls on nu-Eric & he looks in the mirror saying "Not in a million years." What the fuck is it with modern adaptations and remakes denigrating the original? It's infuriating.
>>39017 You have the lewd thread.
>>39023 Egotistical directors & studios who don't respect what came before or the source materials. They only care about money & think they can do it better. They wanna "modernize" the story for a woke audience from Portland & California. >>39024 I'm not dumping Harley Quinn horse porn for you, anon.
>>39023 He's making a joke about DmC's failed reboot.
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>>39014 Now if only they recreate the scene where they shot him but instead with an AK-47 wiping out the entire crew.
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There a new documentary series out called Quiet on Set. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt31193442/?ref_=tt_urv It details the experiences of child actors who worked with Nickelodean and Dan Schneider. And it gets proper dark. In Summery: >EP 1 introduces the former Buzzfeed writer and two of the women who worked with Dan on All That in 1994. One of the writer's says "They hired a white man for a better salary than me because I had already worked their for a season." There's some Greasy behavior but it's alot of cat calling by writers that haven't done much. The other female writer though worked on King of the Hill from 2007 to 2010, she's had an actual successful career. >Ep 2 is the early 2000s, covering how close Dan was to Amanda Bynes and the new cast of All That. Funniest scene here was they painted the token black male kid in peanut butter then set the dogs on him. Never in my southern slave owner wildest dreams could I come up with something so funny. Still some Greasy behavior but then the Pedo Jason Handy is revealed. He had 10k pictures, multiple videos and zip lock bags with names attached to them. He got 6 years from 2004 to 2010, re-arrested for indecent exposure and federal sex offender violations in 2014 and now he's a full convicted Pedo. He won't get out till 2038. >Ep 3 is when things get really dark. It introduces Brian Peck, who worked on the Amanda Show where Drake Bell is an extra. Drake narrates how Brian cut him off from his supportive father, how his mother basically didn't watch Drake and then Drake was abused by Brain. This was after the Amanda show but before Drake and Josh. Drake got so bad they had to reshoot the pilot because he wasn't coping well. Brian was eventually arrested and sentenced to 16 months and registered as a child predator. He still kinda works, last project was 2019 and still resides in LA. Drake and his father have a better relationship, thankfully. The mother isn't mentioned, obviously. Drake was listed as the John Doe in the court case cause he was underage and his father didn't know at the time that he was the one Brian had molested. >Ep 4 is the downfall of Schneider. This is where it brings up the feet stuff on Sam & Cat or iCarly. He gets investigated in 2014 and told "you can't interact with the cast anymore". But Nick still keeps him around for shows. In 2017 he's shoved out the door with 7 million dollars. In 2024, the co-star of Sam & Cat wrote her autobiography where she stated that Dan was as Greasy as he seemed. The best part was Drake Bell. Like... Damn, Brian Peck was actually picked up by Disney to work on Zack and Cody after being let go by Nickelodeon. And Drake has carried that with him all these years, to be abused right before he stared in the show that had his name on it and he strangely says that the only person who reached out to him was Schneider. That Dan didn't know Brian was a predator and he said he'd help him anyway he could. I've cut some .mp4s but I do recommend watching it. Just ignore the catcalling and focus on Dan's behavior. Frankly I'm shocked it took this long for this to get made, dude has been a meme for years for a reason. Also love the low key dig at Nick with the "safety standards are in place" when 3 pedos were caught between 2003 and 2005. These are at the end of each episode, like a "Please drink responsibly" thing is placed at the end of a drinking advert.
>>39076 It's nice that Drake has a better relationship with his father after everything that happened.
>>39076 >>39077 Pretty fucked up what happened to one of the worst cartoon Spider-men. But he had a pretty successful career from Drake & Josh. Sure the Fairly Odd Parents live action movies sucked but it was Drake's own actions that caused him to spiral out of control & also attempt to groom a minor. Maybe the trauma of getting molested really did just stick with him for that long.
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>>39076 >>39077 >A recent Viacom cinema masterpiece <That wasn't even produced by themselves But hey, that shouldn't stop their diaper collecting cattle from watching the new Spongebob slop film or whatever the nostalgia cash grab they're gonna' pull out for their shitty livestream platform. >For Warner Bros Discovery Can't believe TimeWarner didn't merge with them, they got so much in common, the only difference is that they earned the tumblr audience therefore any allegations are nothing but gossiping.
>>39076 Haven't finished the series, but that Drake episode really got to me. It's a shame what people can get away with in the entertainment industry.
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Kinda just taking what positives I can from the Deadpool movies. This one's no different. Possibly going to actually have Jackman wearing the Wolverine mask with white eyes. We'll also get live action takes on the Deadpool Corps. Now the story tying into Loki's TVA, the mess that is the MCU multiverse lore, & y'know how Deadpool 2 got a lady killed because of race swapping kinda puts a damper on these things.
>>39110 >Deadpool 2 got a lady killed because of race swapping What, when?
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>>39140 When Deadpool 2 was filming. The stunt actress for Domino died in a motorcycle stunt gone wrong because they didn't give her a helmet. Literally could've been avoided but because they race swapped Domino & gave her an afro, the stunt actress was not given a helmet. That's why Domino's action scene in the movie looks like shit. It was shot last minute.
>>39144 >>Gotta show the chuds that we hate hwite people <Ends up killing a mystery meat dyke <In a stereotypical manner: Not giving a shit on basic safety measures
Chuck Dixon is a Qboomer and has been making a comic about him.
I figured this would be the best thread to bring this up. Looks like something happened to Ed Piskor over the weekend. The usual suspects popped up and accused him of this and that and now apparently he left a note and has been missing. A local detective followed it up and last I heard the detective sent an EMT to the guy's house. Wonder what happened. I got the info from the Comic Artist Pro Secrets youtube channel. The guy is having a live stream right now talking about it.
>>39217 He's dead. Killed himself.
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>>39217 >>39220 Brother has confirmed he killed himself.
>>39221 Jim Rugg throw his friend under the bus, Ed only wishes that the LLC they established stay up so they can split profits to go to his family. What a dick. https://bleedingcool.com/comics/hip-hop-family-tree-creator-ed-piskor-dies-aged-41/
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>>39220 >>39221 >>39222 April Fools!
>>39221 I'm ambivalent. On one hand, I despise the motives and the culture of the ones blamed in this letter but I also feel the man went out in a very whiny and cowardly way. The cancel mob absolutely destroys lives but killing yourself as a clear spite move toward them is really lame. Rest in peace, I suppose.
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>>39224 >April's Fools <He did fucking die >>39235 Him committing suicide is what they really want to achieve once he got targeted, despite these faggy progs virtual signalling about "le depression bad", but in reality they just want to mass massacre anyone hurting their egos.
>>39250 They don't care about double standards these are whiny narcissistic mentally ill fucks.
Repostin from another thread.
>People with the same job or hobby living in close proximity to each other influence or nepotistically insert themselves into their work absolutely shocking news
>>39275 That's not the point, retard. It's interesting to look at the evolution of art styles and influences, though. It's not as simple as "living in close proximity," as you can see the chart is about checking work history. It's interesting to see which bosses had influences on which employees who went on to become bosses and influence further employees, and see the evolution of styles.
>>39413 >evolution >most just lead to same looking blobby cal-arts shows >some lead to just showrunning korean made slop
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>>39014 >The Crow remake I was never a huge fan of the Crow comic, but I could have sworn there were more Crows than just Draven. Couldn't they have just carried on with a new one?
>>39076 Anyone catch Dan "Feet Don't Fail Me Now" Schneider's "apology" for "not noticing what all the other perverts (not me) were doing to the kids"?
>>39417 Because they wanna coast off of the original movie's fame but only do a surface level broadstrokes adaptation of it.
>>39413 I supposed a sequel to #MeToo is out of the question, as long they fall in line, sexual assaults should be considered flirty puns. Didn't the Sony leaks reveal something similar but with hotshot actors such as Bill Murray? (considering both movies and cartoons industries are equally pozzed)
>>39416 That doesn't contradict the point. >>39417 Everything else with The Crow except the original comic and movie are direct to video garbage or the comic book equivalent of it.
>>39437 Evolution usually tends to imply positive change.
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First trailer for Joker: Folie à Deux has now dropped. Still don't know what to think about it. I think Lady Gaga's gonna be the most divisive factor to it.
>>39475 It depends on where the story goes. I have my expectations based on what I've seen in the trailers, but I'm nearly always wrong.
>>39440 That strongly depends on context. Not in that context.
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>>39475 Hesitantly intrigued. Arthur is not the Joker we know on pretty much any level, so they've got the ability to go nuts with it, and Googoogaipan is an okay actress. If it does well, expect her to get the Oscar nom regardless of whether or not she deserves it, just to "stick it to the incel chuds" they think made the first one great.
>>39437 >Everything else with The Crow except the original comic and movie are direct to video garbage or the comic book equivalent of it. Sure, but that doesn't really change what I said. They had options.
Consumers don't matter for companies anymore, just pander to some shady organization
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Deadpool & Wolverine trailer was shown off at CinemaCon. Yeah never heard of it either. Most we got right now though is possible confirmation of Wolverine in the mask & white eyes.
>>39475 It will probably interesting at the very least, even if it's bad. It might be worse than the first film, since I can't think of any Scorsese movie Phillips could crib from for this one, like he did it off of King of Comedy and Taxi Driver for the first film. >>39235 I am surprised that he specifically named Alex DeCampi in his letter as the harasser out of all the people he and his parents got attacked by. Of course, most articles talking about the suicide do not mention that tidbit.
>>39506 Looks like a decent design but of all the things to cgi, they couldn't edit his arms.
>>39528 Yeah you make a good point. Maybe maybe towards the end the sleeves will get ripped off indoors. Jackman had the skin cancer scare so they wanna be careful.
Trailer for Transformers One came out. It sucks. The tone is your typical Whedon-esque unserious ragtag group of losers who are comedically incompetent kind of movie. Very generic studio drive kids film corporate mindset. The TRANSFORMERS don't have the inherent ability to transform. Apparently it's separated by the classes. So you're gonna get some Surf Dracula here where it's just a pointless prequel to them actually becoming the recognizable characters maybe by the end. Megatron's a goofy fucking black guy & Bumblebee's voiced by Keegan Michael Key. Terrible voices. https://files.catbox.moe/c3ncsr.mp4
>>39608 >The TRANSFORMERS don't have the inherent ability to transform. Apparently it's separated by the classes. That is partially true to the cartoon, but still a completely different story. In G1, after the Cybertronians rebelled and displaced the Quintessons (Their creators), a race/class war broke out between the Autobots (Consumer robots) and the Decepticons (Military robots). This "Second Cybertron War" is where the Autobots learned how to "transform" and brought about their victory. However the Decepticons later learned that ability too, which brought about the "Third Cybertron War" which the Autobits were losing and where the original cartoon picks up.
>>39609 Well this one's before the war even happens or at least not the war we know because there's remnants of bots on the surface through which they get their transformation abilities from. It seems like it's gonna lead into the class warfare thing though. But the Decepticons will be made up of worker & the outcast bots Starscream is currently in charge of.
>>39608 I think also the problem is that the film looks like one long video game cutscene.
>>39616 That's not a problem. It's animated & a completely alien world of machines is going to look like that in any CGI.
>>39608 >The tone is your typical Whedon-esque unserious ragtag group of losers who are comedically incompetent kind of movie. One look at Optimus' Dreamworks face and I could tell instantly.
>>39608 Hoo boy. Not mad the conceptual idea is good. But why can't we get a more darker tone like in the comics since they are bassicallycopying them , and not overtly gorey or dumb like Micheal bay. Do they think that kids won't watch transformers cause it's dark or is it because the netflix show sucked? Can't wait for toys, if there'll be any
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>>39656 It's because Illumination sells. It's possibly influenced by the novel that's the prequel for the War for Cybertron games. That was a serious take & all but obviously they're trying to go for the "wider audience" market of trying to appeal to everyone at once but appealing to no one by being safely obnoxious. What's even weirder is this movie was planned to be a prequel to the Bayverse when it was conceptualized. Wouldn't exactly have been any better. They really just don't know what to do with the franchise after Prime.
>>39661 >after Prime Transformers has sucked ever since they started rebooting it all the time in the early 2000s. Fans always talk about how Hasbro didn't realize kids cared about the characters, and were surprised when they were upset that they killed Optimus Prime. But rebooting him, along with the whole world, is no different. Each time they reboot it, the old characters I may have cared about, the old world I may have cared about, is dead. The new ones have to earn my care from scratch. It doesn't matter if the new guy sorta looks like Optimus. Ultra Magnus sorta looked like Optimus, but he was no replacement. Calling him the same name doesn't matter either. It's a new guy, so I don't care. And after rebooting so many times, then I really don't care. And yes, I do love Beast Wars, but that's largely because the show was on long enough to make me care about the characters, and actually being well written didn't hurt either. No series has been as well written as Beast Wars/Machines since then. But also, tying it in heavily with G1 helped significantly, as it gave you an extra reason to care about the world. Also, any hope of it ever being worth it again has been gone for years now, ever since IDW introduced Trannyformers: Faggots In Disguise.
>>39663 I for one would rather have new characters all the time instead of rehashing the G1 cast. But nostalgia sells.
>>39664 They are effectively new characters, but they're new characters who are similar to the old characters. So it's none of the connection you had to the new characters, since they aren't actually the people you followed, but it's none of the surprise of new characters, since they have the same character traits of old characters. It's the worst of both worlds.
>>39667 Then we should just get actual new character. There's no benefit from rehashing another iteration of the same character molds.
>>39663 Well they would've continued with that if they didn't fuck up beast machines + the og transtech had really bad design to turn into toys. Hell the jap car robots were g1 sequels.
>>39664 >>39669 They tried that with original movie in the 80's and Season 4 of G1. And people complained about why wasn't Optimus in the series anymore to the point that they had to revive him numerous times before just shrugging off the concept of him staying dead. Even in nuRiD, which centered around Bumblebee and the only other "veteran" being Grimlock, they had to bring Optimus back despite him being dead after the events of Prime. Also as a side note, Bayformers is actually surprisingly accurate to the cartoon series, but for all of the wrong reasons.
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New trailer for Deadpool & Wolverine dropped. Very very heavy MCU elements. >>39672 RiD failed because it was completely dumbed down compared to Prime for no reason. Despite being a sequel.
>>39673 I hope deadpool is the last hurrah and then capeshit can die for good.
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>>39528 >>39533 Looks like they did edit the arms.
>>39678 >Liefeld feet Lmao, thats a good one
>>39671 Beast Machines is awesome and I'm tired of pretending its not. I also think the concept for Transtech sounded great, and I'm still disappointed we never got to see it. And I'm no engineer, but those toys looked cooler than some of the other weird designs we've gotten over the years, like Transformers Animated. >>39672 Yeah but that was also sort of because Rodimus Prime sucked. Optimus Primal was cool, though. A distinct character with just enough of the traits to keep some of the appeal, but not try to actually make you think it's the same guy while simultaneously having none of his history. They gotta stop trying to have their cake and eat it too.
>>39677 How much movie trends like Western, 90s action and 00s teen comedies lasted at the end?
>>39681 Westerns were some of the biggest films for like 60 years. They were a major draw from the dawn of film until the '50s and '60s, and while everyone talks about the genre dying out at that point, there are plenty of examples since. '90s action movies were just an extension of '80s action movies, and I wouldn't say they went away after the '90s, either. Maybe they went away during the 2000s or even 2010s, or perhaps they really just got supplanted by superhero movies, which are action movies anyway. You mention 00s teen comedies, but really I'd say those all date back to Animal House in 1978. It's a pretty straight line from Animal House to all those terrible American Pie direct to video sequels. I'd count "The Frat Pack" in there, too, and that includes Seth Rogan and all the terrible shit he's put out in the last few years. But what was the last thing Rogan did that made any money at all? Ten years ago with that North Korea movie? Did Sausage Party make any money? Either way, I'd say those comedies exist in a pretty straight lineage from 1978 to the mid 2010s, and they only stopped then because comedy effectively became illegal. Capeshit will continue, but with significantly less output than the last few years. Marvel and DC have tarnished their brands very badly, but the properties that were still big draws before the boom may continue to be big draws. At least the biggest ones might. Spider-Man and Batman might keep making money, maybe, if their movies aren't Captain Marvel-tier bad. Everything else will probably die off. They'll keep trying with X-Men, because X-Men was a huge draw before this boom, and it's the movie that started the boom, but I think they're going to have a really hard time continuing without Jackman, and the more they keep bringing him back, the more they're only lessening the appeal and tarnishing the brand. Hulk was also a major draw before, but it doesn't look like they're getting rid of Soy Hulk any time soon, so that means they aren't gonna be making any profit from that character any time soon. Fantastic Four was big back in the day and that would be their last chance at success. Then they announced they're making Silver Surfer a girl. So they threw their last chance out the window. It's like in one of their movies when the hero reaches out to lift the villain off the cliff, and the villain slaps the hero's hand away, because he'd rather die out of spite instead of admitting he was wrong.
Invincible was animated in North Korea > North Korean animators may be involved in Japan anime production, report says https://archive.ph/BZ7BD < Shows with suspected North Korean involvement include the Japanese television anime series "Dahliya In Bloom," scheduled to air in July, and the U.S. animated series "Invincible." Some files in the cloud server carried the name of an animation studio based in Sapporo.
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>>39702 >Kaufman the talentless jew enslaving his talented friends to illustrate his fanfictions <Made his big break shitting on christianity and conservatives, because that's what attention whoring punks praise >However his fame wouldn't last because of everyone not taking seriously capeshit and moving on, so many universe resets and trying way too hard catering to edgelords >Makes sense for him to hire slaves from a communist shithole, considering North Korea's propaganda movies/cartoons/videogames also get fucked over by the competition <It's like everyone outside of their echochambers just fucking hate blatant propaganda How the hell did you get an alliance to a hermit country? Looks like lefties are not so threatening to democracy.
>>39714 You mean Kirkman, right? And what the fuck are you on about with his fame not lasting due to being tied to capeshit? He's most famous for The Walking Dead. Also, you're a retard for denying that capeshit was normalfags' favorite thing until it suddenly turned into SJW propaganda. Normalfags don't care about your autistic complaints. They're too stupid to even comprehend them.
>>39715 I don't know what anon's schizo rant was about either. Just assume he meant Kirkman. With this however, it's a bit more complicated than that. The average normalnigger loves the idea of superheroes but knows next to nothing about them beyond the surface level. Normalniggers haven't read comics since the 80s - 90s at least.
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>>39715 >(((Kirkman))) What I mean is that he's the modern Stan Lee >Can't draw for shit <Better get someone to bust their wrists while he just spitballs into whatever fanfiction he's gonna' throw into the editorial >Finally made it into the big leagues while the guys who did the hard work are stuck flipping burgers at McDonald's >>39716 His comic that did set the foundations to his career before The Wanking Dead was Battle Pope, published during the early 2000s where punk humor was still a thing (of course mocking anything that wasn't liberal enough)
>>39717 You need to lead with that next time. Wouldn't know what you're talking about otherwise.
You don't see male characters like this not even in the most subversive and "modern" western media.
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>>39702 This exactly explain why burger cartoons are still backward produce now I want to know how many pennies really went into north Korea
>>39753 That's because the character's appealing in a way that's similar to an ordinary woman. The Twitter/Tumblr demographic doesn't like that because they find anything normal offensive since they fail at normalcy and can't relate to it. Their idea of a "feminine men" is emasculated since they consider masculinity a threat or any idea of competency in general cause it reminds them of their failures as people. Traps like pic related have both by possessing the physical appeal of feminity and the mental fortitude of a man by taking the initiative and being able to handle stress and hardship much easier which is why most politically correct media has beta males and transexuals. Even anime and manga that have LGBT are largely pretty "normal" or competent in a similar manner I've described, even the stereotypes like Emporio Ivankov from One Piece or Chaplin Sukegawa from Deadman Wonderland. TL;DR They want subversive characters that aren't "competent" and promoted to feel better over their inadequacy stemming from politically correct ideals.
>>39770 What about that gay Batman and Superman couple?
>>39773 Which ones? I'm not all too familiar with DC media.
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>>39773 You mean how people ship Damian & Jon? That's not popular with the specific demographic comic books want to market to. As in people who demonized loli & shota but promote Californian approved gays only. They're afraid of this so Jon had to be aged up as the "right" kind of gay.
>>39774 I mean Midnighter and Apollo.
>>39776 Weren't originally DC characters & they're not feminine dudes in the slightest.
>>39776 Never heard of those characters.
>>39779 They are less harmful than this character.
>>39786 Think you forgot an image there.
>>39788 The thing that mades japanese fiction a lot more dangerous is that it can be likeable, you barely see people liking woke shit and the majority reject it but everyone is supporting japanese shit now, you can even ask trannies and almost everyone would tell you that they love anime.
>>39789 Okay I think I'm following your logic now. You're fucking stupid but I'm understanding what you're saying now. A cute shota is not going to harm anything. Edgy gay expies of Batman & Superman are far far far more influential for the worst.
>>39790 They aren't influential, If they weren't gay nobody would care about them, that's they only character trait, at least they haven't replaced more important characters yet.
>>39791 That's exactly what makes them known though. Being gay & edgy.
>>39792 They are a proof that gay stuff isn't popular.
>>39796 You keep changing arguments.
>>39797 Fucking hell, the show that gets a new oxygen tank and refuses to fucking die. >Nonbinary faggots got pink hair Oh no not like this Viacom, you may traffic children but stereotyping the well intended people is too far.
>>39798 You can ask any tranny or fag and they will tell you that they love anime.
>>39800 There you go again. This means nothing. Did you know how also drank water? Hitler!
>>39797 Why is Timmy a nigger?
>>39803 That's not timmy. Timmy is an balding fat actor
>>39801 You will see that effect eventually.
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We finally have a look at James Gunn's Superman suit. It's one step in the right direction with giving Superman his red trunks again but still stuck several steps behind with modern Superman designs. New 52 style lines everywhere for no reason along with the collar. Material texture that makes it look like a basket ball. It's just dirty in this promo though so it's probably gonna be much brighter than Snyder's suit at least.
>>39846 The New 52 and its consequences will haunt us for decades.
>>39851 If Didio and Quesada never existed as EICs of their respective corners of the Big 2, I wonder if Capeshit would be in a healthier state comics-wise?
>>39846 I like the characterization this image gives him, but being that it's a (((modern))) superhero film I'm cautiously optimistic for it. Seriously, like every Superman-related film this millennium has given Supes almost no character, or just sucked for one reason or another.
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>>39797 Speaking of Niggerlodeon, some guy who watched the test screenings of the other Ren & Stimpy reboot spilled the beans, same cancer as the Animaniacs reboot despite being written by different hipsters but same retarded meta/political jokes that don't fit into the show's original humor. They're gonna' make Adult Party into a masterpiece in comparison.
>>39852 Depends. They could've always been replaced by much worse people through history instead.
>>39856 See, I know it CAN get worse because we're living it right now, but they were active during the 2000s, the last time anyone was half-sane and before leftism truly metastasized as a tumor. I struggle to imagine who (at the time) could've done worse than event spam and grimderp.
>>39858 Could've gotten the woke slop earlier. Or it could've gotten even edgier.
Seeing Helldivers 2 case, It seems that complain online have some impact in the world, You can do something with this?
>>39859 >it could've gotten even edgier. There's Ennis, who treats superheroes much like Chris Chan treats store managers or members of law enforcement in Sonichu. But then again, Superman is one of the few capes he actually likes despite making his own "Evil Superman but also Captain America kind of"
>>39865 Imagine a timeline where Mark Millar took Joe Quesada's places.
>>39864 Depends on the company's financial state.
>>39859 There's the safe-edgy category, have the superheroes beat the shit out of rightwingers, cops and anyone opposing their ideals.
>>39874 >first pic Fitting sound effects for people who look like they're about to explode
>>39874 >Canada's edgiest webcomic artist It's a real shame what happened to Canada. Used to have a lot of great, groundbreaking comics and cartoons. Hell, back in the '90s, they had a reputation for being actually edgier. I like to always reference ReBoot, which immediately got dark and edgy as soon as the American network cancelled it and it was only aired on Canadian TV for a while. But the award for edgiest Canadian cartoon probably goes to Space Moose. The university tried to go after the creator, who goes by the pen name "Mustafa al-Habib," but he actually won at the time. But that was a long time ago.
>>39878 Wouldn't be surprising if they track him down and bring up his problematic comic to the public, instead of focusing on third-worlders raping and murdering leafs.
>>38885 Turns out they did leak the other Ren & Stimpy reboot, now with more hipster inducing humor just to erase John K, it's the Animaniacs reboot all over again, however the other guys behind it also threw the towel disappointed because of Viacom turning everything into shit. Imagine my shock Cuckchan's /co/ moderators quickly deleted the episode in question, they always have their pants down ready to take it up the ass
They're making "safe conservative" now. >https://yewtu.be/watch?v=4jcSBYQVEHY
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>>39888 Not as strong as it could be / 10. >Conservitives: "When did everything get wrapped up in feelings?" And "You can't use They as a pronoun." >Actual Comedian: "I don't need a $25 bible to read about God okay?! I almost bleed out in Korea! I HAVE MET GOD!" https://youtu.be/KiW9sLeH9Ds?si=AcAjh3BAFO6Gn_kT&t=20 Hire actual comedy writers Daily Wire, please. You can afford to bring in voice talent, you can afford to get non-union writers.
>>39887 >>39888 Where's the humor outside of the guy just being an ass? Why would I watch this over reruns of Last Man Standing?
>>39888 If they at least tried with the animation so they could've actually stood out among generic adult animated comedies.... well it'd still be a pretty safe conservative show but it'd look nicer.
>>39908 This is the first step.
>>39775 You'd just move the goalpost and call them pedophiles.
>>39945 Not unless someone actually got molested.
>>39888 A few years ago they won't allowed this, this is something I guess
>>39882 You got a link to the leaked episodes?
If Trump wins there would be a noticeable change in the industry?
>>40170 When Trump wins he will make anime real.
>>40170 Of course! Can't have Trump straw-manning and lefty virtue signalling without an orange president.
>>39475 Perhaps might be a download but tge first one was okay.
>>40170 Considering Stephen Colbert's recent cartoon was a shitacular failure: >No drumpfs <No shekels funds Liberals just fucking suck at humor and rely on whatever it's trending on social media.
>>40176 Why are lefties so obsessed with penises?
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>>40179 It's the closest they can get when it comes to edgy humor.
>>40179 Because they're faggots.
>>40179 Because they don't have one.
>>40179 >black crime, trans suicide, jews, women
the new garfield the cat movie is currently the second highest grossing animated film of the year my source is i checked boxofficemojo
>>40190 Yeah the worldwide box office saved it. The opening weekend was terrible domestically.
You would take shit like The Boys comic and the Ultimate universe over "woke" creations?
>>40199 furfield didn't seem to take off like barbenheimer
>>38885 I don't expect to see a Crow that looks like his first line will be >"I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit."
>>40229 Yeah people didn't warm up to a prequel for a side character who just overshadowed Max. >>40223 Both are bad for different reasons.
>>40233 >Both are bad for different reasons. And both are safe enough for mainstream advertisement.
>>40237 No neither comic is safe for mainstream audiences. The show is incredibly watered down & even then it's not a mainstream show. Meanwhile the MCU only took the designs for some characters from the Ultimate comics. The comics themselves couldn't be adapted the way they were into movie form & be as big as the MCU.
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On set looks at Superman & Mr. Terrific in James Gunn's Superman movie. Gunn is actually trying with the costumes again. Where was this during Guardians of the Galaxy?! Still I have a distaste for the New 52 inspired Superman look. Trunks do at least make a difference but the lines on the body are dumb.
>>40317 What the fuck does Mr. Terrific have to do with Superman? Have those characters ever even interacted in the comics? He's a Justice Society guy, but Superman barely interacts with them. And he's not even one of the original JSA guys, he's one of the second (or third) generation JSA'ers, so it's not like he'd be a mentor. If they had Alan Scott or something, I'd get it. But Michael Holt? Look, I know people on this board (AKA the BO) don't like having the obvious pointed out, but I'm immediately fearful that this is just a character that was picked because he's a black guy. Either way, they're not adapting any really good comic story by using him in a Superman movie.
>>40318 The movie's going to have a lot of other characters in it not strictly Superman related. Hawkgirl, Metamorpho, & Guy Gardner are also set to appear.
>>40322 >The movie's going to have a lot of other characters in it not strictly Superman related Why?
>>40323 Because it's semi inspired by All Star Superman. This is gonna be a new universe but with a Superman who's already established with a history.
>>40322 Those characters all make more sense than Mr. Terriffic, especially Michael Holt, since at least they're JLA guys. Though I'm still very worried that Hawkgirl will be a feminist (probably black) even though the reason she was cool in Justice League Unlimited was because she was the one who spoke up when Diana was semi-cool with Artemis trying to kill all men. I mean she still cosmically cucked Carter Hall by getting blacked by John Stewart, but... oh shit. They're gonna do that in live action, next. Also, I fully expect Guy Gardner to be a strawman conservative. I'd love to be proven wrong, because when written well he's one of the best characters in DC, but I don't know if I'm holding my breath for cancel-culture happy James Gunn to be the guy to do that. >>40324 Are any of those characters in All-Star Superman? There are a lot of characters who have more important relationships with Superman, and who are more important to the world, who I would be much more interested in seeing. And I like Michael Holt, but he has nothing to do with Superman. In a JSA movie or a movie at least about someone who has some ties to the JSA, then cool. But Superman isn't a JSA guy. Even back in the Golden Age, he was only an honorary member. And Michael Holt wasn't born or invented at that point anyway.
>>40328 Yeah it's a bit of a problem just having a bloated cast. They're just trying to establish a Justice League without redoing the same line up or a whole origin movie again.
>>40329 They should be doing JLI, then. Michael Holt has no place on the Justice League, any more than Jay Garrick or Alan Scott does.
>>40330 They could be. Not enough details are out there yet.
>>40330 Guy Gardner is a JLI guy, but Hawkgirl and Michael Holt aren't. I mean I think there was some version of Hawkgirl that was briefly on the JLI, but she's not one of the main ones, and that was a massive continuity clusterfuck that should never be spoken of ever again. If they want no-namers like Michael Holt on there, then they should be using Ted Kord and Booster Gold. They have interesting relationships with Guy Gardner, and Superman, for that matter. Instead of Hawkgirl, use Fire and Ice. I mean maybe they still will, but I doubt it. I can accept Superman being on the JLI, Batman was on there, after all. But I strongly doubt that's what they're doing. I've been wishing they'd do a JLI movie for years. At this point I almost hope they don't. But nothing they do will be better, either.
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>>40324 >a Superman who's already established with a history So it's going to skip over ALL OF THE SHIT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE and just start right in the middle with the story about a character that we (The audience) have zero connection, interest, history, or chemistry with. Why do these people never ever realize that you have to actually give the audience a reason to give a flying fuck about the characters in your movie instead of just introducing them and expecting people to be on board with it? They don't need to make the entire movie an origin story, just spend the first 10 minutes establishing where this Superman came from, what his motivations are, and how he's been acting upon those motivations. Cut, dry, and you don't waste the audiences time. The cartoon from the 90's accomplished this in less than a minute, why can't the highest paid people in Pedowood in a two hour movie?
>>40333 >They don't need to make the entire movie an origin story, just spend the first 10 minutes establishing where this Superman came from, what his motivations are, and how he's been acting upon those motivations. Cut, dry, and you don't waste the audiences time. Ideally they would do this. Actually use the opening credits & title drop to establish a character visually in summation. But they probably won't.
>>40333 I'd love a story of the DCU that has permanent endings for characters. A beginning, middle and end for each character's career, along with an actual calendar that gives characters consistent aging.
>>40334 >Actually use the opening credits & title drop to establish a character visually in summation. Like what they did with the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies? Actually, pulling those up and wathicng them now, something I noticed is that they accomplish three things: <Establish who the "important" characters are <Their motivations and interests <And foreshadowing about the film's plot and themes
>>40333 There are definitely times I think they don't need to do an "origin story," but they should at least touch on it, yes. Like I really wish MCU Spider-Man just acted like all five previous Spider-Man movies were kinda sorta canon. I'd have just done a cool comic-book panel style opening credits, like Spider-Man 2, and like how that movie used the credits to recap the previous movie, I'd do the same here but recap all five and just sort of act like they were the same continuity. Like he fought Lizard and Electro, basically. Because nobody wants to see Spider-Man's fucking origin again. But also nobody wants a brand new character they aren't connected to with any stories at all. But they could have been like "those stories sort of happened, so you sort of have that connection. But don't get hung up on details." The 2008 Hulk movie sort of did this just by having him be in the jungle, like the end of the 2003 movie. Meanwhile the intro changed a bit by briefly showing an origin that recalled the tv show. I thought that was very effective. It's like "look, this sort of continues from the last movie, but don't get hung up on details. And remember that extremely popular TV show? Here's some of that, so some of the care people have for that show can carry over here, too." All that said, I find it very hard to believe that a Superman movie won't at least establish that his planet blew up so he was raised by farmers. At the very least, that's so simple they have to do that. Will anything else be good? Well I'm not sure about that. >>40335 The DCAU is the closest you're going to get. It at least shows all the main beats of Batman's whole life. Batman Beyond and the future episodes of JLU sort of imply endings and futures for other characters. Who has kids with who and stuff like that. The Nolan Batman movies do it, too. But I suppose that's just a movie trilogy and not the same as an autistic shared universe. The X-Men movies have so many entries that it becomes pretty autistic and you see effectively Wolverine's whole life. Too bad the last few movies sucked, but Wolverine isn't in them (and neither is anyone else anyone cares about) so you can ignore them. But then Professor X was in Doctor Strange even though it made no sense (I guess it's a totally different Professor X who just has the same actor). And now Wolverine is in yet another movie just to ruin the good ending he had before.
>>40337 I am very pessimistic overall when it comes to storytelling in comics and movies. I'm okay with it.
>>40335 >I'd love a story of the DCU that has permanent endings for characters. AFAIK, there's only TWO DC related series that do this (Giving a definitive ending): The Nolan trilogy and the DCAU. I actually refer to the Nolan films as the "good ending" for Bruce as it actually shows him moving on and actually having a life. Meanwhile the DCAU is the "Bad ending" as he becomes a bitter old man who's alienated all of his friends for "The cause", until Terry shows up and Bruce begins to remember that there is light in the world (In some ways, despite how often people treat it as complete bullshit, "Epilogue" only reinforces this). >>40337 >The X-Men movies have so many entries that it becomes pretty autistic and you see effectively Wolverine's whole life. Too bad the last few movies sucked, but Wolverine isn't in them (and neither is anyone else anyone cares about) so you can ignore them. But then Professor X was in Doctor Strange even though it made no sense (I guess it's a totally different Professor X who just has the same actor). And now Wolverine is in yet another movie just to ruin the good ending he had before. The "best" ending for the X-Men movies is The Wolverine. Despite the fact that the post-credits scene sets up DOFP, it basically completes the "story arc" for Logan. Where he starts are a "nobody" in the first X-Men movie, has several movies were both his friends and enemies are all hurt or die by his hand (Even indirectly), and deals with him having to ultimately decide if the sweet release of death really worth it or does his presence in the world actually improve the lives of others.
>>40336 Essentially. Another way I envisioned would be a pan across in universe pictures, newspapers, & collections of various items establishing what a character does & their basic history. You get to see their proudest moments, trophies, & what they value most.
>>40335 You can look up stuff about Earth-Two, which is the original DCU from the '30s and '40s. Batman, the original Batman, died in the early '80s. Catwoman died shortly before, and Robin and Huntress died a few years later. The entire Batman of Earth-Two story, with all its characters, gets pretty well wrapped up. Wonder Woman and Superman died later. Superman's whole cast of characters also got somewhat well wrapped up. Wonder Woman got into some more complicated stuff, where she had a daughter who continued living in the New Earth created in the '80s, but uh... Well Superman and Batman died and you can just consider their stories fully over, with no major hanging threads. A lot of the C-list guys have died and stayed dead over the years, too. But a lot of the B-listers, like Flash, Green Lantern, and Hawkman, are still alive. When was the last time the original Doctor Fate was alive? I know Kent Nelson died in the '80s or '90s and was a spirit for a while who only sometimes interacted with later Doctor Fates, but did he end up coming back to life ever? I just expect that he did. The original Supergirl died so hard she got erased from history and nobody knew she ever existed. She later appeared as a ghost one time (maybe twice, I forget), teaching a lesson that it doesn't matter if people know you did something good, because the important thing is that you did it. But anyway you can read all of the original Supergirl's stories and get an ending. She never came back. After that ghost story they did say she could finally be reincarnated, and a new Supergirl with her name appeared, but for all intents and purposes, she's a brand new person with a brand new history. It's not like she or anyone else remembers the old Supergirl. You can read every Superman story in order, and while it technically continues after The Crisis on Infinite Earths, they did do an ending at that point. It was non-canon, which was acknowledged in the foreword. "This is an imaginary story. Aren't they all?" Anyway, Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow is a great ending. The idea of The Dark Knight Returns is basically "what if we took Batman, pretended he was as old as he would be if he aged in real time, and then skipped the years between now and then and showed what he's up to?" So you can read all the Batman comics to that point and then skip to The Dark Knight Returns. Immediately after, the same writer, Frank Miller, did Batman: Year One, which was canon to the DCU but also intended to be the origin of Dark Knight Returns Batman. He eventually did other sequels, but also All-Star Batman & Robin The Boy Wonder, which takes place between Year One and Dark Knight Returns. So if you want to only read the things that are explicitly canon to this Batman, you can read Dark Knight Returns, Year One, Dark Knight Strikes Again, All-Star Batman, and then the other sequels Miller did later. Now, I won't vouch for the quality of those sequels, but they're there. It's also notable that Dark Knight Returns mentioned Jason Todd being killed in what would be our present. This then happened a couple years later in the mainstream comics, so there was a good while there where you could consider everything to be leading up to Dark Knight Returns. Eventually, though, modern Batman stories started using elements from Dark Knight Returns, like Carrie Kelly, and the Mutants, but they weren't the same. It was like an alternate timeline. Batman isn't old yet though because of time shenanigans and things like Lazarus Pits. So there's a point where the DCU diverges significantly from Dark Knight Returns, but there is a point before then where you can consider DKR to be the future of main Batman, if you want. And if you don't, All-Star Batman fills in that gap. Jonah Hex, being a character who exists in the past, has stories that take place all across his lifetime, and even after his lifetime, dealing with what happened to his corpse after he died. And yes there are some incidents of time travel and other times he gets involved with the DCU, but mostly he does cowboy stuff, and the rare times he does other stuff are cool because they're rare. Also it's cool that he's pretty much wholly unaffected by changes in history. Everything he does is canon. He's not the type of guy to wax on about his history much, but sometimes that's the reference. Like when a time traveller shows up, he probably won't be surprised, since it isn't the first time. Anyway you can read every Hex story, and pretty much follow his whole life. But since he's a historical character, they weren't all released in chronological order. "The Life Story of The Flash" is a graphic novel that is what it says on the tin. After Barry Allen died, and his wife Iris was living in the 30th century, where she could talk about his private life without fear of supervillains (even though she should be fucking careful given that his arch-nemesis who fucking killed her a few years earlier was a time traveller from the 25th century). She was a journalist, so she wrote her husband's biography. The book exists in-universe, but DC also published it in real life, and you can read it, and it's good. Now yes, Barry came back to life like 15 years later, but this story works on its own either way. The Ultimate Marvel universe (I know you said DC, but close enough) pretty much has a beginning, middle, and end. The end wasn't very good, but it's there. "Marvels" is a graphic novel which basically looks back at the history of the Marvel universe up to that point (the '90s) through the eyes of a regular guy, telling it like one story. It's excellent. I've heard X-Men: Grand Design does something a bit similar to Marvels but later. I never read that though so I don't know how good it is. Also Marvels is partially awesome because of Alex Ross's art, and X-Men: Grand Design doesn't have that.
>>40339 >DCAU Batman ending The live action CW Crisis on Infinite Earths has Kevin Conroy playing an old Bruce Wayne, so it's essentially Batman Beyond. They don't say it's officially him, but it's the same actor playing the same character, in live action for the first time, and as an old man, which is how we last saw him. Only now he's evil so that their terrible Batwoman show can make a point about feminism. The same crossover also brings back Christopher Reeve Superman, now played by Brandon Routh, like he was in Superman Returns (which is an alternate sequel to Superman II). The crossover says that after Superman Returns, The Joker killed Lois and a bunch of other people at the Daily Planet (presumably all of Clark's supporting characters), so it became like Kingdom Come. They also brought back Smallville Superman, who we only just saw begin (after ten fucking years). There were comics, but this invalidates them by having him fight a different Anti-Monitor. Anyway it reveals that he had two daughters so he gave up his powers AGAIN, even though he did that like ten fucking times in the show, and the entire arc and finale was him finally accepting his destiny. Oh yeah, it also has Burt Ward Robin and kills him unceremoniously along with his whole universe. I assume it gets brought back at the end, but still. There is also the Birds of Prey TV show which is sort of a sequel to the '80s and '90s Batman movies. Batman and Catwoman had a kid, then Catwoman got killed and Batman went missing, and now terrible versions of Huntress, Black Canary, and Oracle fight Harley Quinn and a couple other villains. I think Alfred was still alive. Idk. I'm not gonna watch that shit again. >The "best" ending for the X-Men movies is The Wolverine. I kind of like the idea that X-Men 3 was a "bad end" (which The Wolverine follows up on), but then Days of Future Past is about fixing it. A bit of a happy ending. What you say is nice and all, and I like it in that movie, but I don't mind the Days of Future Past ending either. Logan then totally fucks up that ending and has that be a bad ending again, but uh... the movie was still okay, I guess. I don't like how it was an early example of the trend of an old man action hero sacrificing himself for a little girl replacement, but it's a better example of the genre than most. (So many fucking movies do that now that I'm comfortable calling it a genre.)
>>40342 >The live action CW Crisis on Infinite Earths has Kevin Conroy playing an old Bruce Wayne Okay, and? I don't care. The DCAU ended back in 2006. Anything since is just some spiteful oldhags trying to revive a beloved property so that they can push their Mary Sue and show how much "better" she is than the character people have loved for the past 30 years. >Logan then totally fucks up that ending and has that be a bad ending again, but uh... the movie was still okay, I guess. I just found Logan to be absolute trash. Thinking back on it, I don't even understand what the real point of the movie was beyond seeing a couple old men who've long since seen their dreams, goals, and aspirations turned to dust and just agonizing over the question of why they're still here except as a cosmic joke. The movie opens with Logan wanting to die and the movie ends two hours later with...Logan dying. It's an absolutely silly concept that only a post-modernist would get his rocks off over. Sure he "saves" X23, but she's 10 years old and we never see any follow-up showing whether or not the week she spent with Logan actually left an impression on her or if she went back to being a wildchild. The only reason Logan exists is just to watch your favorite characters die. Not even die a "good death" and leaving some impact on the world, just dying off and being forgotten.
>>40343 >Anything since is just some spiteful oldhags Fair enough. But with the same logic you can ignore a lot of stupid later entries of a lot of things, but that's precisely what people can't do when they're complaining about characters not dying. A lot of times they do only to get brought back years later. If we can disregard things not made by later writers, then we can add a whole bunch more characters who got deaths and endings. Jason Todd, Norman Osborn. Hell, Jerry Seigel did a "Death of Superman" story in the '60s. It was an imaginary story, but aren't they all? You could easily count that as the ending, and it's by the original writer and everything. >The movie opens with Logan wanting to die and the movie ends two hours later with...Logan dying. Yeah but he died for something, with hope for the future. >Sure he "saves" X23, but she's 10 years old and we never see any follow-up showing whether or not the week she spent with Logan actually left an impression on her or if she went back to being a wildchild. I think the story is pretty clear on what you're supposed to figure the answer to that question is. I can accept that just fine. All that said, I do still sort of agree with your assessment, on an emotional and metatextual level. I do totally get where you're coming from.
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So besides information on other Justice League heroes appearing, what came out about the film was a supposed leak about the villain. That being a totally not Bizarro clone of Superman named after Ultraman. The evil Superman from Earth 3, traditionally. James Gunn dismissed these rumors as nonsense. Well look at these set photos. Gee I wonder who this masked guy with a giant 'U' on his chest could be.
>>40346 How many FUCKING times are they going to be doing the "Evil Superman" and/or multiverse storyline?
>>40346 If that is Ultraman, that costume is fucking awful. Even if he's actually Bizarro and they call him Ultraman, that costume is fucking awful. And why call Bizarro Ultraman? I could easier believe it's just simple Ultraman, but why does the army work for him? Did Superman go to Earth-Three? And maybe the mask is for some sort of "dramatic reveal" when you find out that he's a doppelganger of Superman. I could see Gunn just saying that it isn't Bizarro named Ultraman if it's just plain Ultraman (in a shitty costume). And what would the woman next to him be? Superwoman? That would mean she'd be the same actress that plays either Lois or Wonder Woman. I don't know what's going on, but I know I don't like it.
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>>40348 It could be a Doomsday thing. So it's 3 ways of stupid.
>>40349 Yeah the costume did remind me of Doomsday, but the U doesn't make any sense there, and the guy is way too small to be any sort of Doomsday, unless they're doing some gay-ass Smallville Davis Bloome thing. But no matter how pessimistic I am, I still don't believe they would do something that stupid. Now, they could be doing the thing where Doomsday was imprisoned by Kryptonians. I could believe those are Kryptonian costumes. But what Kryptonian character would that be? Especially with a U? Ursa? Female. Jax-Ur? Nobody cares about him. Or maybe it's just not a U at all. But I don't think they would do Kryptonian villains since Man of Steel did Zod and they probably don't want to repeat that movie.
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>>40350 A Doomsday containment suit for a not Bizarro clone Superman called Ultraman. That's my assumption now. Oh anon. Hollywood is incredibly creatively bankrupt. Just the fact it's another Superman adaptation for another shared DC universe is derivative. Hell they're reusing nigger Perry White.
>>40350 >But no matter how pessimistic I am, I still don't believe they would do something that stupid. How about they go for the trifecta of bullshit? Where it IS Ultraman being a clone of Clark, but he's a faulty clone and we watch as he slowly degrades into Bizarro. And the villain tries to fix this, but ends up turning Bizarro into Doomsday.
>>40352 >How about they go for the trifecta of bullshit? Where it IS Ultraman being a clone of Clark, but he's a faulty clone and we watch as he slowly degrades into Bizarro. And the villain tries to fix this, but ends up turning Bizarro into Doomsday. Dear God. I think you've cracked the code.
>>39865 Are we sure he isn’t just lying about liking superman?
New Ultimate Peter is still doing fine
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>>40355 He definitely said that just to NOT get excluded from cool boys club, however redditors have selective memory and shit on him for his double-standard.
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>Batman: Caped Crusader Trailer https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=AdzSiO-7LyM >niggers and womyn in the 40's >mimics Kevin Conroy voice at the cost of emoting >prosecuted both by police and criminals like Spiderman I was expecting it to be shit, but I hoped for the lulz kind of worthy shit, this look like borefest. The only good thing I can say about this, it that Harley Quinn finally getting good redesign. Although She is more detailed and less simple and iconic, I do like that she now shares color scheme (hopefully) with the Joker, thus looking more like a sidekick .
>>40422 You couldn't even be asked to link the damn thing? <Prime So HBO Max is dead. <Hispanic/nigger batgirl They are really trying to push her. WHY? >I was expecting it to be shit, but I hoped for the lulz kind of worthy shit, this look like borefest. It looks too much like it's trying to be a remake of BTAS, but for "mature" audiences as we already see someone graphically being burned to death. So expect to hear a lot of "Fucks" and see a lot of blood in the final product. >Harley Quinn finally getting good redesign. I disagree, the "bumblebee" color scheme looks awful, on top of how it looks like like she's thrown on several dozen pounds.
>>40422 Why can't they just do something like have Harley Quinn "retire" as a ringmaster and form a circus-themed group of super beings while having her Harlequinn-based successor similar to Bruce Wayne in Batman Beyond? She'd stand out on her own while showing she's moved on from the joker without being an obnoxious Deadpool wannabe.
>>40425 Because DC wants to have their wisecracking Deadpool type, but forget Plastic Man exists or else thinks he's too goofy because they also want to funny random violence aspect of Deadpool too.
>>40425 Because Harley really doesn't exist nor work as a character without the Joker. Every single version of her origin story is her being desperate for attention and wanting to be a high-profile shrink, and the Joker managing to twist that desire to where she'll burn the world down for people not realizing her genius and to receive his "love". It's also why she doesn't work as a Deadpool counterpart because Deadpool is just a merc who lost it after being tortured beyond belief, meanwhile her "tragic backstory" is just being taken advantage of by a criminal mastermind. Even having her hooking up with Poison Ivy doesn't really solve this problem as it's just her running to another villain who "understands" her when "Mr. J" isn't around. If they actually wanted to develop Harley and treat her as a proper character with goals and ambitions rather than the writer's self-insert, then they need to actually have her confront the reality of what she's doing and questioning if this is really what she wants. Once you begin to address that, you notice that she really doesn't work as a snarky anti-hero because her "hidden desire" (And why the Joker originally took advantage of her) has absolutely NOTHING to do with that. The closest you could possibly come with a "Good Harley" is her stringing someone along before she pulls the rug, but that's just typical seductress-style behavior. She was just a girl who wanted attention, and found it with the WRONG individual. Ironically, the Harley/Ivy shipping actually works to the characters' benefit if they were to go down this path and actually make their relationship FUCKING WORK because you have Ivy being the more confrontational, emotional, and activist character and Harley being the reasonable character who tries to cool her down so that they both don't end up in jail or Arkham. Even if they wanted to keep the costumes or Harley's "zany" personality, just be silly about the entire thing and turn it into a gag comic where they bumble into situations where they end up saving the day...somehow. But, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!' No one is ever going to do something fun like that. I mean, who would actually be interested in reading a story about two contrasting friends playing off of one another.
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>>40426 Speaking of.
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On the topic of Harley and Joker, I hear Suicide Squad Isekai came out (with an English Dub only in Australia for some reason similar to Disney's decades-late dub of Fireball). How is it?
>>40426 Plastic Man isn't a girl, he's a white guy. They aren't gonna push any more white guy superheroes. >>40428 You're missing the point, and the point is feminism. Ironically, her original backstory was already pushing a feminist narrative, of how women are only ever "bad" because men "take advantage of them" and make them that way. But when feminists got that, they were mad because it makes Harley, and by extension every woman that ever existed and ever will exist, look weak. Now, they aren't smart, or perhaps empathetic, enough to realize that weaknesses make characters interesting and likeable, and they also cannot stand a female character that deliberately isn't likeable, because that existing means that anyone who likes it hates all women. So you're left with a character that acts in a way that isn't likeable, but they try to act like she is likeable, which only creates massive dissonance and makes both the character and the story she is in very unlikeable. It results in a character that can't do anything interesting, including using her backstory effectively. It results in all the problems you pointed out. >tl;dr: Feminists don't see characters, especially female characters, as characters. They're representations of all females, particularly the female writing/speaking, because they're narcissists with no sense of empathy, and thus can't tell real stories.
>>40339 >Meanwhile the DCAU is the "Bad ending" as he becomes a bitter old man who's alienated all of his friends That was only true for BB series, ROTJ and Epilouge have retconned it; Bruce reconciles with both Barbara and Tim (of course Dick isn't shown in that movie for that very reason, because there's no way around in which Dick would forgive his asshole adoptive dad for fucking his girlfriend) and in Epilouge Amanda Waller went from hating Bruceshit's guts (as everyone should) to le suddenly becoming Bruce Timm' self-insert Batwanker who gave Bruceshit le clone-son. >how often people treat it as complete bullshit Because it is and that's an understatement for how godawful that episode was. >"Epilogue" only reinforces this See above >Bruce begins to remember that there is light in the world More like Bruce never pays for his selfish and terrible actions and choices, because Batwankers want their "complex tortured soul", aka autistic asshole, without the consequences. Although Bruce personality wasn't the most interesting in early BTAS (because Bruce has no life outside of capeshitting, in contrast to Peter Parker), he was still likeable and kind. But after the addition of Superman, they chose to turn him into insufferable asshole in order to extremely differentiate between them to the point of being contrast to each other. If they really wanted to go through that path of Bruce being piece of shit and pays for it, there shouldn't have been any reconciliation and the only biological offspring should've been an evil Damian, that could actually made for great and logical conclusion of the story. >>40424 ><Hispanic/nigger batgirl I didn't even notice that, I just focused on her nigger father. >They are really trying to push her. WHY? Because all ginger characters must be niggerwashed plus Bruce is too damn WASP for current year. I'm surprised DC haven't try to pull Miles Morales equivalent for Bruce yet, they could make an alternative for Terry/Beyond in which Bruce adopt some young George Floyd and being preached about his white privilege, lol. >It looks too much like it's trying to be a remake of BTAS Timm and Dini are helpless Batwankers and just can't let it go and of course executives would want to try and recreate that great success. When other DC characters are going to get high quality cartoon too? Especially my boy, Plas! >"bumblebee" color scheme It's dark green and yellow, usually not the best combo, but it works fine here. >she's thrown on several dozen pounds You're just too used to Timm's old skinny artstyle from TNBA, she does have quite small breasts though. >>40426 >but forget Plastic Man exists I'm so glad those dumb assholes lost the copyright on the OG comic! Besides the underrated JLA cartoon, everything else they done with him sucks. I hate how they turned him from smart, wholesome and child friendly superhero into a cussing retarded degenerate for man-children. The omission of Woozy sucks too, but it's even worse when he is paired with retarded Plas. >>40434 It's also worth noting that Plas has nearly infinite toyetic potential! I think it has less to do with him being white guy, than being fairly obscure, I mean DC has shown to be hesitant about niggerwashing their most iconic and popular characters, Batman and Superman, being the most WASP superheroes too. Sure, you could argue niggerwashed Batwomyn and faggot Superboy were attempts at it, but the fact is they haven't gone full Miles Morales of replacing Bruce and Kent yet.
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>>40429 >Emasculated male protag Totally unexpected!
>>40428 >her stringing someone along before she pulls the rug, but that's just typical seductress-style behavior Would a story where she picks up someone impressionable by pretending she's sick of the Joker (or some other reason), leads them along to "reforming" her while actually they become noticeably worse themselves as they have to deal with/grow to idolize and enable her, and suffers the effects of the rug inevitably being pulled out from under them by a jealous Joker who's sick of the game or herself after she accomplishes her goal work? Their villain name could be Auguste or Augustine, taken after a type of clown which has little self-respect and ultimately plays a foolish, servile role to other clowns, especially whitefaces, as they're tricked by them for the enjoyment of others. To further the symbolism and the character's progression, they could start as a normal person, transition to a European Auguste, then finish as an Auguste. European Augustes take the already barebones makeup and uniform of the Auguste and tone it down further, putting on only enough makeup to make their natural look foolish, rather than play a character, and completely forgoing the presence of a wig or nose. Their arc might end with them going catatonic after learning the Joker's real identity, to tie it in with the overarching Jokerwank DC loves so much, or dying/falling comatose after trying and failing to kill the Joker, who they recognized as the source of Harley's problems but didn't have the guts to seriously go after until the rug pull. If male, a potential pitfall with this character would be making them the canon grandfather of the Dee Dees, though a panel from 2019 for Beyond's anniversary has a semi-sarcastic comment that their grandfather is Dick. From here, the story would progress to her falling onto Ivy as a safety net but recognizing that she now has to act with some maturity with her friend/lover because she'll inevitably go back to Joker if anything happens to her. The story would ultimately make her realize that how she made them was how she was made, so what happened to them could happen, and has happened, to her at any time, and that she needs to address her serious attention issues or else she'll end up being thrown away. The arc would end with her maintaining her status as a villain but soft-retiring into the concept proposed in >>40425, gathering some of her friends from the Suicide Squad and becoming Ringmaster. This would open room for more Joker and Batman stories as Joker has to deal with the absence of a righthand woman/punching bag, and Batman has to deal with a new supercriminal organization that's not based on ego and scheming like the Legion. The other Sirens would be de facto members of her organization, occasionally cooperating but not obtaining full membership because their past relationships with Harley have made them unable to recognize her as a leader.
>>40434 >Plastic Man isn't a girl, he's a white guy. They aren't gonna push any more white guy superheroes. Just make him gay. I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t already a widespread headcanon based solely on how his costume.
>>40435 I think you're missing the point of a lot of Batman Beyond, including Epilogue. Epilogue doesn't even change much. Terry was already essentially a bittersweet ending for Bruce. Bruce alienated everybody and lived much of his life sad and alone, and Terry was the one bright bit that he found at the end. Epilogue didn't alter that. I also think you're being silly to act as if it was after Superman that they made Batman start acting like a dick. That's largely from Batman Beyond, not The New Batman Adventures. Nightwing has a chip on his shoulder in The New Batman Adventures because that's what Nightwing does. It's why Robin becomes Nightwing. Bruce fucks Barbara because Bruce Timm seems like an obsessed shipper who just fucking loves that idea for some reason, and it's only in Batman Beyond that any attention is drawn to it being fucked up, and it's only through Barb acting like a victim, and not through pointing out that Bruce basically cucked his own son. The show, all the shows, never acknowledge that that was fucked up, because Bruce Timm doesn't seem to think it is. Note how fucked up it was again in The Killing Joke movie, where Barbara straight up rapes Bruce on screen and the movie acts like it's fine. Also, Damian Wayne essentially didn't exist when Epilogue came out, or even when Justice League Unlimited ended (so thus essentially when the DCAU ended). Now technically you could argue he existed in Son of the Demon and Kingdom Come, but that's essentially in loose concept only, and it's not at all the same as the Robin we were introduced to post-Infinite Crisis. >When other DC characters are going to get high quality cartoon too? Especially my boy, Plas! I also think you're silly to blame Timm and Dini for this. I do think Batman is clearly their favorite. (Well, Dini clearly has a think for Zatanna...) But Batman is also the best selling by far, and has been for a very long time now. He's essentially been far and away their most successful character since the '80s, when those Superman movies fizzled out. I love the B and C listers, like Plastic Man, but not only is he more of a "risk" since he's a less well known property, but if they're going to push anything that's not Batman, it's core Justice League so they can try to get some of that MCU Avengers money (even though they fucked up for over ten years with that and missed their chance), and then it's gonna be SJW shit, AKA not any white guys, AKA not Plastic Man or Booster Gold or Ted Kord or any of the other C listers that all the fans know are actually awesome. >they haven't gone full Miles Morales of replacing Bruce and Kent yet. As you mentioned, that's because those are not just two of their biggest characters, but two of the biggest characters of all time. Superman hasn't been a top favorite of casuals for decades now, but he's legitimately iconic, and while they do try to toe the line, his sheer cultural impact, beyond even Batman (who has been way more popular for a long time) gives him some protection. Not enough to stop his son from getting molested and turned gay, not enough to stop a retcon from saying that Superman got buttraped by some russian general back in the '60s, not enough to stop JJ Abrams from making a movie about a black Superman from an alternate universe where the real Superman turned evil. But just enough to stop mainstream DCU Kal-El from being made gay or black or evil. For now. And Batman sells gangbusters no matter what, so that affords him more protection. But not Batgirl. Not Tim Drake. Not Batwoman. So no, I do think it has much to do with Plastic Man being a white guy. Other C-Listers get chances if they're not white guys. But they're not gonna give a white guy C-lister a chance. Especially if he's not typically seen as part of DC's version of the Avengers, which is the only reason they've been trying to do anything with The Flash, and Aquaman, for that matter. >>40439 Don't even joke about it. They're gonna do it the instant they remember he exists.
>>40435 Your speech-patterns are so recognisable that we might as well call you batwanker.
>>40431 >How is it? Having watched the first two episodes from Loleron's stream, I have to relay the bad news that the show actually does NOT suck ass. At least not yet. Something you need to understand if you don't regularly watch anime is that in order for an anime series to actually be downright terrible, it needs to inhabit a special level of quality that I have not seen Western animation ever come close to encompassing. To cover what are some of the worst anime series I have watched: >Rage of Bahamut: Virgin Soul This series inhabits a special level of Hell because what made this show downright terrible was the abysmal ending that resolved FUCKING NOTHING after 26 episodes on top of no one ever paying for their actions when you sit back and think about the setup of the series. >Super Dimension Century Orguss This show is terrible on account of the fact that the protagonist is just a straight-up asshole. Not a funny asshole, or even a smug asshole, just a complete and utter ass to anyone and everyone around him. And even all the other characters in the show included his best friend, his robot loli servent, and even his own fucking daughter outright call out the fact that he is such an unlikable asshole. >Martian Successor Nadesico There show is a ringer as it manages to combine both the problems of Orguss (Asshole main characters) with the problems of Virgin Soul (Bullshit ending), and adds in a healthy dose of tone deafness as the show already begins early on with treating mass genocide as a complete joke. Did I mention the ending literally has the writer telling viewers to stop whining because it's a stupid TV show? >Genesis of Aquarion This is another special series, but for two reasons. First, there's the problem that the shows quality just gets worse and worse with literally every episode to where I could not be asked to complete it and dropped the entire thing midway through episode 19. Second, the writing is abysmal. Literally NONE of the characters have a functioning brain, and the entire plot is about how gay angels want to destroy humanity because some girl's pussy turned one of their kind straight (I WISH I was making that shit up). Gundou Musashi <Fourth webm A series that's LEGENDARY. It is a unironic and literally a certified fact that you ONLY ever see Japanese people watching this show for the purposes of being "ironic". It's THAT bad. I went in expecting it to be exaggerated, but I was not prepared for how shit an anime can be. These are not the only series that I walked away being dissatisfied with, but these are the worst of the worst and it should give an idea of what level Isekai Suicide Squad needs to reach in order for it to be considered a "terrible anime". Thus far, it has the makings of being a boring or underwhelming series, with the biggest criticism I can make so far being leveled at the fight between Harley and Katana (Along with Waller already being setup as a psychopathic cunt), but I'm going to have to wait and see if it gets better or worse.
>>40442 >Thus far, it has the makings of being a boring or underwhelming series Exactly what I expected, then. I was under no delusion that it was gonna be a Neo Yokio-tier disaster, I just wanted to know whether it was at all memorable or exactly as "DC tries to ape current anime trends" as it appeared.
>>40443 >I just wanted to know whether it was at all memorable or exactly as "DC tries to ape current anime trends" as it appeared. It does have the possibility of doing something unique as the second episode establishes that the human monarchy is leading a war of conquest across the races for...reasons, and we have a princess that disagrees with her mother's war as she's watching her own people starving in the streets and is Harley's doppelganger. Like I said, it's too early to tell.
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Images of Guy Gardner & Hawkgirl on set of James Gunn's Superman. I think they're doing something different where they're part of The Terrifics rather than any iteration of the Justice League.
>>40440 >missing the point of a lot of Batman Beyond No, you're. The whole point of BB was a new younger Batman that was essentially complete contrast to Bruce (the only two things they had in common was similar trauma that cause them to become Batman And being shit boyfriends). >Epilogue doesn't even change much Terry went from having his own achievements and just another Bruce adoptee into literal son-clone (Terry's parents practically have the same psychological profiles as Bruce's parents plus Bruce own DNA mixed with someone similar to his mother, ugh) who became Batman thanks to his batdaddy genes. It's the exact same fucking bullshit when lefties say that a character's race doesn't matter when they raceswap. If it "doesn't matter" or "change much" then why do it in the first place?! Because in fact, it is! Timm went full and beyond retard trying to play Schrodinger cat genetics in cyberpunk setting in which one can modify his/her genes to became irl scalie/furry! Genetics are supposedly not that important and Terry is still hold on to his own abilities and achievements while at the same time it's super duper important that Batman (Bruceshit) will have his own biological heir, you can't eat the cake and have it too. Timm goes as far as making Terry himself admit there's no way he could become Batman if it wasn't for Bruceshit genes: "I was sixteen years old when you started to train me, Bruce. A punk kid with a smart mouth and a potential that I didn't even suspect." In addition, Terry's whole face structure changed so he would look more like Bruceshit and became anti-social asshole too, hence changing his personality as well, all to fit Timm retarded retcon bullshit plot he pulled out from his own ass. >Terry was already essentially a bittersweet ending for Bruce No, it became fully sweet as Bruceshit gained biological heir and no adoptive kids and their parents will never have the same strong bond as biological ones. >Bruce alienated everybody and lived much of his life sad and alone Again, ROTJ and Epilogue retconned it completely, Bruce now fully reconciles with his old batfamily (besides based Dick) and has a real son which he doesn't deserve. >not The New Batman Adventures >>it's only in Batman Beyond that any attention is drawn to it being fucked up, TNBA is considered inferior to BTAS for a reason and they indeed changed Bruce personality as they changed his design; In STAS "Time Knight" episode, Tim said: "See what I mean about him acting strange? He is smiling!" – in BTAS Bruce would actually often smile and even chuckle from time to time unlike TNBA autistic resting bitch face. In the episode "Old Wounds" NuBruce beat the shit out of some poor goon in front of his family like a psychopath (the worst part is Batwankers Dini and Timm had to fucking justify it in the end by making the goon go straight and "kind" Bruce gave him a job so Bruce dindu nuffin!) and almost got Barbara killed when he took her to a mission fighting the Joker (and he learned nothing from it seeing disgustingly cruel ROTJ, so much for character growth). That episode already sowed the seeds for Bruce fucking Barbara and ending (temporally) alone long before Batman Beyond was forced upon Dini and Timm. It's mindblowing how they went from letting Dick solve a case in BTAS to letting the powerless douchebag dodge Darkseid attacks including the Omega beam while Superman going through the jobbing of his life in godawful JLU! >Nightwing has a chip on his shoulder in The New Batman Adventures because that's what Nightwing does It's why Robin becomes Nightwing See above, Dick had very good reason to leave that asshole. Seems like you don't remember DCAU well. >Bruce fucks Barbara because Bruce Timm seems like an obsessed shipper who just fucking loves that idea for some reason No, it's because Timm has troon self-insert fetish in which he self-insert as woman who want to fuck Bruce plus his sever cuck fetish and general abuse of gingers (the genetics denier also has racemixing fetish of course). >and it's only through Barb acting like a victim, and not through pointing out that Bruce basically cucked his own son Barbara is kinda right, Bruce was more like father figure to her which is why it's really disgusting like how Timm mixed Bruce DNA with a mother-like woman (borderline incest fetish too, I guess). They didn't want to show Dick because making him forgive Bruce is a step too far even for those hacks. >The show, all the shows, never acknowledge that that was fucked up, because Bruce Timm doesn't seem to think it is. Note how fucked up it was again in The Killing Joke movie, where Barbara straight up rapes Bruce on screen and the movie acts like it's fine As I said, troon-self insert fetish. I will be shocked if he was somehow prevented from doing it in Caped Crusader too. If you don't include Amanda Waller, then it will be third time a charm! >Also, Damian Wayne essentially didn't exist when Epilogue came out, or even when Justice League Unlimited ended (so thus essentially when the DCAU ended). Now technically you could argue he existed in Son of the Demon and Kingdom Come, but that's essentially in loose concept only, and it's not at all the same as the Robin we were introduced to post-Infinite Crisis They should've come up with this idea, even giving him evil son from Catwoman could work unlike Bruce Timm initial unbelievably more retarded and edgy Epilogue plot having Catwoman killing endless Bruce clones' parents. >silly to blame Timm and Dini for this Dini writes for BTAS/TNBA continuation and Timm being producer of the upcoming Caped Crusader. Sure, WB would try to remake BTAS even without them but those remakes wouldn't be as blatant as with them. I will note that Dini is the less awful of the two and it's great that he retconned Timm awful idea of breaking up Barbara and Dick then Barbara dating Bruce and eventually marrying a nigger. >Batman is clearly their favorite Yes, to the point they have shit on and make other characters job so Bruceshit would be the best guy in the room; completely shitting on Terry by making him a pale Bruce knockoff and Superman going full retarded jobber in JLU, making Orion job in JLU, cucking Dick in TNBA and BB, making Plastic Man job in JLA short. I don't call them Batwankers for no reason. >not enough to stop JJ Abrams from making a movie about a black Superman Fugg, it's not canceled?! >I do think it has much to do with Plastic Man being a white guy I agree with you about that. >>40439 There were news about cursed cartoon of Plas in which he is voiced by that gorilla from Ghostbusters 2016 few years ago, seems like it got canceled, thank goodness. Making him gay with Woozy won't work since Woozy is ugly and fat meaning no fujoshit bucks, unless they would make Woozy thin and handsome...double the horror! I wouldn't mind if Plas had a cute teenage white daughter in Teen Titans or something like that, but they would probably make her a dyke or non-binary bullshit or both.
>>40446 In an adaptation, I'd be more interested in seeing characters interact who actually have interesting relationships in the source material. These characters all have practically nothing to do with each other in the source material. I'd prefer to see the relationships between characters, not to mention their stories, adapted. This seems like a much more original thing. And I know it sounds stupid to say original is bad, but in an adaptation, that's often the case. >>40447 Oh it's you. You have Rain Man-tier autism relating to real life issues, like adoption, that give you very strange interpretations of works that involve it, like almost all major superheroes. But sure, the Kents don't love Clark and Aunt May doesn't love Peter Parker. >See above, Dick had very good reason to leave that asshole. Seems like you don't remember DCAU well. You also misinterpret things I said. I didn't say he doesn't have an in-universe reason, I said the actual real-life reason is because that's the premise of Nightwing. It's not unique to the DCAU. It's not like the DCAU points out specifically that he's mad that his dad fucked his girlfriend. I mean he probably should be, but that's clearly not something the creators wanted to draw attention to. >No, it's because Timm has troon self-insert fetish in which he self-insert as woman who want to fuck Bruce Interesting and funny interpretation, but if it was anyone other than you saying it, I'd think you were joking, because obviously that's absurd. I do agree about your allusion to the cucking of Carter Hall, though. That was weird and I didn't care for it. I do think the point was something along the lines of not being bound by destiny, being more free, but I don't think it was as romantic as the show tried to play it. >They should've come up with this idea, even giving him evil son from Catwoman could work That's asking a lot, and DC/WB would never let them do it. They were even limiting which Batman characters could appear in the final seasons, due to "The Batman" cartoon and Batman Begins coming out. Also, Damian totally ruins the idea of Terry, which is part of why DC has failed so hard to merge Batman Beyond into the DCU. Like at one point they tried to have it so Damian was the guy who trains Terry, which is fucking stupid. I don't like the idea that Damian is destined to become a future Batman in general, but that's what DC's come up with so far. They need to find another good destiny for him. I mean really I like the idea that Dick is destined to be Batman, because that worked very well when it's happened in the past. But I also like Terry. I think if I was in charge of the Batman comics I'd set up a thing where all the other sidekicks get their own destinies, including Nightwing, and Bruce is lead on a path toward training Terry. Or do future stories that imply this sort of thing happened in the future or whatever. Terry is cooler than Damian, is my point. >unless they would make Woozy thin and handsome.. Woozy would be a ripped black guy like Jimmy Olsen. Plastic Man also has had a son in several continuities, including on TV and in the Kingdom Come timeline, so if he was gonna have a kid, it should be a son, not a daughter. But it would be a daughter if it happened today. Then Plastic Man would sacrifice himself to let her be the hero, all while saying how he wasn't that good in the first place.
>>40446 I know this is a movie and there's going to be special effects and everything but holy shit everyone there looks like a total fucking idiot.
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>>40452 >but holy shit everyone there looks like a total fucking idiot That's how ALL capeshit productions look. And the stupidity compiles with the fact that you have some people that take it dead seriously.
>>40442 >it needs to inhabit a special level of quality that I have not seen Western animation ever come close to encompassing. You say this when Thundercats: Roar exists. >Thus far, it has the makings of being a boring or underwhelming series That falls under the category of ‘bad’ >>40447 >NuBruce beat the shit out of some poor goon in front of his family like a psychopath This sounds awfully similar to the criticism leftists have of Batman, namely that he ‘beats up poor people’.
Project 2025 can affect the industry as a side effect?
>>40554 Project 2025 is fucking nothing. It's just a kooked up plan pushed by the Christian Nationalists at (((The Heritage Foundation))) and megaphoned by the baizuo media, but is absolutely nothing in regards to actual influence or plan of action. Even Trump had to come out and declare that he has nothing to do with it.
>>40557 I think it was a real danger to the current standard so after that the industry would improve with real quality and stop the leftie propaganda
>>40565 >a real danger to the current standard <By replacing woke trash with another kind of Socialist trash Are you retarded?
>>39882 Press "S" to shit on grave
>>40566 It would be less worse than woke shit
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>>40578 >It would be less worse No, you're wrong. It'd be the same or worse because it's STILL a totalizing ideology based on the premise of achieving the "greater good" that is a Socialist utopia at the end of the rainbow. It never works!
>>40579 Fine
THEY BETTER NOT MISS
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https://youtu.be/gisa5b3ZZb4 KYLE CARROZA ARRESTED FOR HAVING CHILD PORRRRRRRN!!!!! THE VEE CURSE STRIKES AGAIN.
>>40596 >VEE CURSE What did the rumanian say about Kyle? I know he's an insufferable faggot with a thin skin, hence why his mediocre cartoon got shitcanned before it reached 1 year of airing and purged his DeviantArt gallery. Also, the jannies at /co/ pre-exodus loved jerking off to that shitty cartoon and even made threads on their beloved waifus
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>>40596 This guy? I don't know, I think I'll save judgement until the courts settle this.
>>40597 It still honestly surprises me how they just let that creep steal a bunch of designs from Slayers.
>>40607 No, Anon, you don't get it. It's an HOMAGE!!! (That's not even the only design Sugar took from anime, especially Leiji Matsumoto)
The followup to Conrad Vernon's Sausage Party is somehow released. Only on Amazon Prime™.
>>40609 Goyslop was supposed to be a meme
>>40609 This looks even worse than the first from a purely technical standpoint. The next will be Foodfight-tier of QUALITY
>>40609 Well it's good to have official confirmation that we're in hell.
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So this is happening now. An official TMNT x Naruto crossover comic mini series. I can't find any information on whether Kishimoto is even involved in this.
>>40596 Kyle was rumored to have a stash of baby porn long ago, holy shit did it just get confirmed? Concerning.
>>40626 Anon please do elaborate.
>>40608 That explains why Steven Jewniverse went nowhere, it's another anime reference. >>40611 Plain awful, making Foodfight look like a punk movie because at least it broke the law of luring kids into consuming while bringing investors, while Sausage Party plays it safe with sex jokes and pothead humor for the highschoolers who are stuck in their 40s.
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>>40630 He might be referencing the time when Kyle blacklisted an Invader Zim fan (ang? I think) for drawing porn of the alien fucking his nemesis, although nothing was confirmed, he just blacklisted some artist from the early 2000s out of spite.
>>40641 Vee yeah.
so far garfield the movie is currently the highest grossing non-sequel animated film of the year
>>40662 It's not the first time a Garfield has single handedly btfo the possessive progressive, James Garfield sympathized with the confederates.
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>>40619 And ruined instantly.
>>40678 Are there even even any niggers in the Narutoverse?
>>40679 Yes. Kinda. But April isn't a nigger.
>>40680 >second character in the third pic S-souther?!
>>40681 Souther's never been that dark, anon.
>>40678 I warned people that once they niggerfied April once, they wouldn't stop until it stuck, but they kept blowing me off and pointing to that beat-em-up that came out.
Lex Luther was very jew-coded in Superman 78 >lived in tunnels underneath new york >admired Mussolini >dated a woman from new jersey >was obsessed with getting land from warm and mostly dry climates >avoided his full prison sentence and also his wigs were like that little hat that they wear in a way too
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Absolute DC. Their answer to the Ultimate Universe from Marvel. Presumably. Reimagining the characters as underdogs in a world without their status quos. It looks terrible.
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>>40698 They've shown off a little concept art for them today. Mostly just for Absolute Batman. The worst of the bunch, imo. Absolute Flash was only just announced & we obviously don't even have a costume to judge. I hate edgy Superman with his molten looking cuffs & boots. I hate tattoos on Wonder Woman. Everything about Batman is stupid.
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>>40699 This is what I mean. In this universe, Bruce isn't a billionaire. He's just some guy yet somehow he's got all this gear & know how to fight crime. While being bigger than most actual weightlifters. All while not even looking like Bruce Wayne. Then there's Alfred looking like a homeless Ra's & Black Mask having a stupid 8 ball head.
>>40698 >>40699 >>40700 Why don't they just make original characters? Aside from the names, there's nothing trying these new "Absolute" characters to their original incarnations. Even Timm's Gods and Monsters was better a perfect jumping off point as it took existing characters, mixed around their identities, and made something new in a way that made sense. What motivation would an MI6 operative have with caring about the well-being of a engineer to the point that he helps him become a vigilante? Why does a Greek warrior have Polynesian tattoos, is flying on a Thestral, and swinging Cloud's "giant kitchen knife"? PLEASE tell me people are already making memes telling her to go to the kitchen.
>>40701 Because branding, you fool! Branding! We can't just sell new ideas with new characters! That's outrageous! People will only buy something if they recognize the name no matter how ridiculously unrecognizable it is form the typical formula! Just look at the MCU! No but that's a little funny of an idea. Especially because this is a Wonder Woman without Themyscira so she's basically homeless.
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>>40698 The ABSOLUTE state of DC
>>40698 >DC's Ultimate Universe Remember their Earth One graphic novels? I was very excited about them back in the day. I do think The Ultimate Universe was a good way to get new readers at the time, and I also think, and thought back then, that monthly floppies are an obsolete format, and a series of well planned graphic novels makes more sense. Then they fumbled all of it by not being able to release things consistently, and then made it obsolete by doing The New 52, and then the few more books they did release in the Earth One line sucked and didn't even seem to be intended as the same universe anymore. It sucked so bad that it's not even important in multiverse stories, even though there have been like a zillion of them since. And that was in like 2010, when DC was actually good. Before SJWs infected things so badly. Now? Dear lord. I'll do my best to block this out entirely.
>>40706 New 52 wasn't a full reboot & only made things more confusing as it went. Earth One's problem was firstly the releases being so sporadically separated like you said. Then there's the writing just kinda teetering on being what you know but just a little edgy. Like CW kind of edgy but at least more recognizably the characters you'd know. But yes ultimately I wouldn't trust DC to make another long running series that won't suck even if it's not part of the mainline with all the baggage that comes with it. They're too infected by the agenda to actually write while stuck in the same habits they've been since the early days. Constant Crisis events got old after the second time.
>>40706 >Before SJWs infected things so badly. Why did they copy marvel’s mistakes?
>>40707 >New 52 wasn't a full reboot & only made things more confusing as it went. Yes, but if you started reading when it started, in September 2011, most things were somewhat reasonable to follow. Notable exceptions were Batman, Green Lantern, and Static Shock. But casuals thought it was a reboot, and therefore it served as a jumping on point. That's when I started reading DC monthly floppies. It worked just fine as a jumping on point, and felt like a reboot in most cases, even though I later realized very little actually changed. By the time old continuity became increasingly important, which was largely like five years later with Rebirth, anyone who started with New 52 would be deep enough in to understand it. Plus, by then they'd probably have gotten curious and started reading old stuff anyway. This is also why I think the Ultimate Universe was a good idea. Ultimate Spider-Man was the first comic series I really got into, and then I followed the rest of the line, but after a couple of years I had gotten curious enough to check some of the main Marvel universe books. Really what Ultimate and New 52 (and other DC fake reboots) do is let new readers dip their toes in the water and overcome that initial hesitation. They're gateway drugs. >Constant Crisis events got old after the second time. To be fair, if this were to happen to Earth One or Absolute, I'm pretty sure it would only happen once, and they'd just use it to destroy the universe. The reason they happen to the main universe is specifically because nerds want to keep the history, even if some little elements get changed. They want to have their cake and eat it too. If it's not the main universe, then nobody cares about keeping the history. They'll just destroy it all. >>40709 The infection started long before. Perhaps we could say things really metastasized with the "All New, All Different" relaunch, but Carol Danvers Captain Marvel was already running around being a horrible villainous bitch for a couple of years before that. New 52 Batgirl was terrible SJW shit the entire time, perhaps partially due to the 2011 Comic Con when that fat Batgirl cosplayer got mad at Dan DiDio for not hiring enough women. He did fight back, asking her "who do you want me to hire?" Pointing out that they already hired all the "good" women in the industry. But all the "media" picked up on it and piled on DC and DiDio, and that was the last thing they wanted when trying to do a big relaunch like New 52. And keep in mind, DC had already hired Gail Simone many years earlier, after she essentially blackmailed her way into the industry by coining the term "women in refrigerators," complaining about the idea of female characters, and particularly their deaths, being used to motivate male characters. Of course this is a stupid argument for several reasons. One is that the reason a female character would be used is because people in general automatically have sympathy for women, and care more when they are endangered. It's why Mario doesn't work as Peach's damsel in distress. Nobody, Peach or the audience, would care about Mario being endangered, and would think it's his own responsibility to save himself. What women complain about is literally that people don't want them to get hurt. But Simone is doubly stupid for complaining about this in comics, because while the ur example she likes to complain about is Alexandra DeWitt, Kyle Rayner's girlfriend that is killed to motivate him to be a hero, she is obviously just following on a trope that is more famously done by Spider-Man's Uncle Ben. Last I checked, Uncle Ben wasn't female. Other examples of characters used in the same way include Jason Todd, just a few years before Alex DeWitt, not to mention Thomas and Martha Wayne, only one of which is female. (But I guess Thomas doesn't count because since he's not a woman, nobody, especially Simone, cares about him getting killed.) Pa Kent is also dead about twice as often as Ma Kent, for the same reason. Originally they were both dead in the backstory, but then in the movie only Pa died, and many adaptations, as well as mainstream New Earth/Earth-0 continuity, do the same thing. But to be fair to Simone, he was alive in main continuity when she wrote the article. But the fact that everyone knows he dies, due to the movie, had just been recently used in a story, as in The Death of Superman arc, Pa Kent dies and goes to heaven, but does manage to come back. (It's one of those situations where your heart stops for just a bit, but you're technically "dead" for that while.) Also, I'm sure Simone might bring up Iris West, who was killed and used as motivation for The Flash. She stayed dead for like five or six years before they retconned her back to life. She was alive again for many years by the time Simone wrote her article. While she might count as an example, she's not nearly as good an example as even Jason Todd, let alone Uncle Ben. If anything, in comics, male characters are used for this trope far more than female characters, but Simone started a campaign against DC for one of the few times a female character was used in this way. And in response, DC hired her. There is also Devin Grayson. That's not her real name. She changed it because she was obsessed with Dick Grayson. One day she was watching Batman: The Animated Series and decided to call up DC on the phone and ask for a job. And because she was a woman, they gave it to her. Before long she was writing Nightwing, the series about the character she had changed her name to match. She took a villain called The Tarantula and had a new female self-insert character take his mantle. Then The Tarantula, blatantly a self-insert, raped Nightwing. But the story just acts like it's okay. When called out on the internet, she claimed "it's not rape, it's just non-consensual sex." Now to be fair, Nightwing had already been raped like two or three times before this, and I'm not counting all the years he spent sharing a room with Bruce Wayne. He's also been raped by Raven before, though she claimed she only accidentally used her powers to force him to fuck her, so it's okay. Actually it's his fault, so Starfire calls him a slut and breaks up with him. But the point is that women have always been privileged with easier opportunities, should they choose to seek them. They just don't choose to seek them, because they usually have no reason to. I'll give Devin Grayson credit for at least caring on some level, even if it was a very surface level character obsession. Gail Simone just wanted to destroy things, and did so very dishonestly. Feminism has only made things worse. The rot was growing for decades. DC, and Marvel, for that matter, have been doing this for decades. What you see now is just what happens once you give enough of these unqualified hacks jobs just because they have vaginas.
>>40711 Gateway drugs is an apt description. Though most New 52 titles were pretty shit even without the baggage of past stuff that came later. I wish it was a full reboot though. >The reason they happen to the main universe is specifically because nerds want to keep the history, even if some little elements get changed. They want to have their cake and eat it too. I think it's less nerds complaining & more just the writers/corporate boardroom thinking they need to shove in everything for maximum profit. There's a point where I think comic companies stopped listening to readers completely a long time ago. New 52 was definitely a good start for that considering a lot of stupid decisions. I for one want less confusing history & mechanics so we don't need anons like you having to make essay sized charts just to explain the nonsense.
>>40712 I think it's the nerds. The lunatics started running the asylum back in the '70s. They loved making stories based on things that happened in previous stories. They're also autistic enough to realize that alternate versions of characters who don't have those histories are actually different characters. Barry Allen is a different person than Jay Garrick, and just because you care about Jay doesn't mean you'll care about Barry. Even when characters do get fully rebooted but keep the same name, it has the same effect. There are many different Superboys and Supergirls, and just because you care about one doesn't mean you'll care about any others. Kara Zor-El (Earth-One) is effectively a wholly different person than Kara Zor-El (Earth-0), who is effectively a wholly different person than Kara Zor-El (Prime Earth). Now, technically Kara-One got reincarnated into a world where everyone forgot she ever existed, so she is sort of the same soul as Kara-0, but her history started from scratch. Kara-0's history then gets changed and starts again from scratch with Kara-Prime. Technically the same person, but if she has none of the same history, then no, not really. So evidently the writers didn't care enough about Kara Zor-El to convince editorial to not reboot her entirely. Plus she actually had a good death the first time, so that helped. But Batman? Writers want to write Batman. As far as fans are concerned, and fans became writers back in the late '60s and early '70s, there is only one real Batman. DCAU Batman is awesome, but he's a completely different guy. Absolute Batman? He's nothing yet. There is no emotional investment because there is no history. This is what SJWs don't get. They think they can just call someone else Thor and call it a day. No. That's not how it works. Even if it wasn't really Jane Foster, even if he looked and acted just like the real Thor, if he didn't have the history, then he wouldn't be the character we care about.

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Can someone explain to me what the fuck happened to Frank Miller between The dark knight returns and The dark knight strikes again? I'm actually baffled.
>>40713 Maybe. I know Geoff Johns was a big fanboy so New 52 had him pushing his influence over it hard. But by & large I don't think most writers are actual fans of what they work on. Or they completely don't understand it. >>40714 Well it came out in 2001 compared to TDKR coming out in 1986. So you have a post 9/11 Frank Miller after 15 years losing his talent. Probably getting lazier too in his age. He & the Romitas have this problem.
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>>40715 >Well it came out in 2001 compared to TDKR coming out in 1986. So you have a post 9/11 Frank Miller after 15 years losing his talent. Probably getting lazier too in his age. He & the Romitas have this problem. I've seen artist losing their talent over the years but this is obscene. Its like he lost all regards for aesthetics and form. I think i hate the guy.
>>40716 Understandable. It doesn't get better from here even from a writing standpoint. The Dark Knight Returns was lightning in a bottle.
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>>40713 >This is what SJWs don't get. They think they can just call someone else Thor and call it a day. No. That's not how it works. Even if it wasn't really Jane Foster, even if he looked and acted just like the real Thor, if he didn't have the history, then he wouldn't be the character we care about. It's not just baizuo. Hasbro has encountered this problem numerous times, mostly with their Transformers series. Where G1 Optimus Prime is different from Armada Optimus Prime, who is different from Bayformers Optimus Prime, who is different from Animated Optimus Prime, who is different from Prime Optimus Prime. All these characters have the same name, similar roles, even a few share the same voice actor, but all of them are a different character for all intents and purposes because of how each of them share a different history and even universe than each other. And it seems like the people writing this stuff don't understand that.
>>40720 Not exactly the same. Paragraph /co/-autism anon is talking about how comic writers try to make "legacy" characters who are just straight up replacements of the characters people actually like. It'd be more like if Hot Rod was renamed Optimus Prime they kept forcing you to like only this new Optimus Prime.
>>40711 >Gail Simone Didn't she write some fetish bait comics in which wonder woman was bond and drugged?
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>>38885 So the new Justice League movie cartoon with the very last recording of Kevin Conroy basically showed on they'll rewritte the lore and throwing out of the window the only decent stuff they had. Many have forgiven Warner because they finally gave him a proper farewell after the shitacular Soycide Squad game, however in exchange they just wiped out Teen Titans, the same adaptation that put the comics spinoff on the map.
>>40735 In other worlds they erased the DCAU, Teen Titans, & Super Friends in the 3rd part. I'm just headcanoning it as the Tomorrowverse is it's own multiverse. The DCAU inclusion makes no sense because Terry McGinnis is there but the DCAU world shows Batman in his TAS suit with TAS Joker. While showing the Justice League at the same time. So the timeline makes no sense. Plus the DCAU already established it's own multiverse.
>>40732 Wonder Woman was always fetish bait.
>>40720 I also am mega autistic for Transformers, and I agree with this completely. Or I should say I'm mega autistic for everything before the Unicron Trilogy. Yeah, there were technically already alternate continuities, but that was essentially by accident, and Beast Wars and other later materials pretty much just expect you to squint a little bit and act as if it's all one continuity, because it's close enough that you can do that. Optimus Prime is pretty much the same character everywhere up to here, but Optimus Primal was a completely different guy. But at least they acknowledged that and had him actually earn my interest again. And it worked because that was a good show. But then they just started rebooting all the damn time, and I just don't care anymore. Digimon does the same thing, too. People hate on Adventure 02, but at least it's the same world, and the old characters are still around. Tamers gets lucky by being really damn good, and there was at least the bit where it was connected by being "the real world" of the cartoon we watched before. But then Frontier? X-Evolution? Savers? Xros Wars? They aren't as good as Adventure and Tamers, and just when I do start to actually care, they reboot again. Just because I see a few of the same types of animals in the next season doesn't mean I give a shit. Then again, Tri went back to the original universe and sucked balls. Talk about a monkey's paw. >>40721 I do think it applies, though. It's the same premise. It's even worse with bad legacy characters, but if anything, legacy characters have an advantage. It's easier to make them good than a full reboot, so long as you write it well. At least you have the world to keep working with. But modern legacy characters are just made with spite. They're created with ill intent, so of course they aren't good. Evil can't create, it can only corrupt. Wally West was a good legacy character because it paid respect to the past. Big difference between him and characters made to spite the originals and people who like them, like when they said Captain America was a nazi all along so they could replace him with Falcon for a while (even though Falcon was a perfectly well liked character before that. But once he was made to fill a spiteful role like that, he sucked). >>40735 You mean that Crisis on Infinite Earths movie? So it's bringing in the DCAU and others and then destroying them? But isn't the DCAU also part of the main DC Multiverse? Won't that fuck up the main multiverse, then? I guess we're just not supposed to worry about that. And to be fair, I would be able to overlook that if the movie was good. But I watched Crisis on Infinite Earths Part 1 and it sucked.
>>40755 It's not the same thing since this situation would be just another Optimus Prime iteration. It's not replacing the previous Optimus Prime with a new guy who just takes the name.
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Some things have been announced. As Kara was just visually Android 18 in MAWS season 2, so to is Superboy in season 3 going to be Trunks. Because he certainly can't be Kon-El. Visually he's just Kai from LoK but written he will probably be Jon from the future dressed like Kon for the Trunks reference. Then on the Marvel side of things two big projects have been announced. Confirming Doctor Doom is coming & will likely replace Jonathan Majors Kang after he's been deperson'd. And look who it is. We're probably gonna get a multiverse of Dooms like Kang but at least the main Doom is probably going to be an AU Tony Stark rather than Victor Von Doom.
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>>40698 >>40699 >>40700 Absolute Green Lantern has also been announced. It's the most normal looking I guess. But written by Al Ewing.
>>40760 >he will probably be Jon from the future And gay.
>>40767 Guaranteed.
>>40760 > As Kara was just visually Android 18 in MAWS season 2 The second season was already out? <May 25th Oh, didn't hear a single thing about it. Did they fix any of the problems that were present with the first season?
>>40770 No not really. Voice acting's still bad. Lois is a little bit less of a selfish bitch. Kara falls in love with Blimmy right away. Brainiac looks like shit. Butch brown Livewire is a lesbian now. It's still tumblr fanfiction of The Owl House disguised as a Superman show with pointless anime references.
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>>40767 >>40769 Since they're combining aspects already it'll most likely be Damian Wayne to gay up Supersons. Terrible for the fujoshis though, it'll ruin their search results with a worse version.
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>>40772 Well so far they've strayed away from actually putting in any Batman content so far. Unless Vicki Vale counts? Very loosely. If they throw in a future Damian too, he's gonna be even browner because they can't accept the fact he's supposed to look like a little Bruce.
>>40772 >>40773 Don't turn this board into cuckchannel's /co/.
>>40774 Cuckchan only does straight shota threads. The gay threads are almost always gay bara threads.
>>40752 >Token woman to attract the female audience <Was just the whore getting every mainstream friendly fetish (masochism, bondage, inflation, giantess) Another reason why Harley Quinn should've been kept in TAS. >>40771 >Totally not Android 18 sucking off the loser of the show The same crew who did Nickelodeon's Avatar is also behind this shit right?
>>40777 (lucky trips) The same animation studio yeah but not the same showrunners.
>>40775 The people that you're trying to side would have been kill you in any other historical context.
>>40784 Don't be such a fag, anon.
>>40785 time for the gas chamber! *farts in your face*
>>40786 Now that's just crude.
>>40721 >It'd be more like if Hot Rod was renamed Optimus Prime they kept forcing you to like only this new Optimus Prime. Didn't he become "Rodimus Prime"?
>>40809 Yes which is still his own character.
>>40809 Apparently -mus Prime is just what the chosen of the Matrix is called.
>>40713 >I think it's the nerds. The lunatics started running the asylum back in the '70s. They loved making stories based on things that happened in previous stories. They're also autistic enough to realize that alternate versions of characters who don't have those histories are actually different characters. Barry Allen is a different person than Jay Garrick, and just because you care about Jay doesn't mean you'll care about Barry. > At least the nerds that were cape lovers were honest obsessive cape lovers that only read cape stuff and not much else. But one of the differences between the champagne socialist types writing for comics and their nerd forbearers, is that they want to spring board the gig to not write for the product they love. They think that the gig they're taking by working for hire and undercutting the price of any one else talented on product they don't own will spring board them to the next big Avatar TV show or Joss Whedon production in Hollyweird. Why you may ask? Because they're hoping that their politburo message work that appeals to no one other than maybe a bored guy at Blackrock will break them out of their starbucks writing ghetto and get them that much vaunted 150K a year writing gig for some random brand(tm) streaming show that will require any real form of work since they live in the lap of luxury from their father's paid off condo who works at Raytheon. After all they think they're going to be the next Joss Whedon/Warren Ellis/Neil Gaiman/Frank Miller (which they've already cancelled). Except the jokes on them, they've undercut so much talent and flooded the markets in US big two capes with so much product no one reads and that they don't have any real royalties too that they'll make the big bucks of those men they cancelled semi out of the industry. And because there's too many of them in cape books and Hollyweird and that streaming has devalued most of these crap writers, they'll never ever leave the Starbucks cafe they're trapped in. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuLr9HG2ASs
>>40809 Rodimus Prime was an early example of this shit, and Hasbro quickly learned their lesson and brought back the real Optimus. Beast Wars was again a new guy with a similar name, but that show at least did a good job making you care about him. But once they started rebooting things every few years? That was a step too far for me. I don't like that they pretend those new guys are Optimus Prime. They're not. They have to earn my attention from scratch, just like Rodimus and Primal, but they never do, because Hasbro takes for granted that you'll like them more just because they have the name and appearance of the original guy. >>40816 Yes, the post you're replying to was relating to the question of why DC keeps doing semi-reboots, where they pretend its a reboot but really most things stay canon. That's because of legitimate nerds. SJWs would gladly reboot entirely and not give a fuck.
https://youtu.be/ZnYFQt1M2n4 CLONE HIGH HAS BEEN CANCELLED (AGAIN)
>>40817 Any nerd would welcome a clean slate that could make a concise world based only on the character ideas but not necessarily the exact same histories. It would be better than the convoluted nonsense we have now.
>>40720 You cannot use the same characters and continuities over and over expect it to not get boring. That's how G1 died. Also I should remind you that transformers are first a toy franchise. Also your problem originates in the very first year of transformers. There were two different timelines that while used same characters, didn't used the same world and continuity, three even if you count japanese which is only now ending yes not joking and it gets worse in the 90s since G2 exists, beast wars show (that is using stuff from both in the show and the comics, and standalone beastwars comics) Transformers were always like this also RiD being it's own standalone show and continuity while car robots are in the japanese G1 continuity and transformers galaxy force in it's own timeline while transformers cybertron is part of unicron trilogy
>>40820 I disagree. The hardcore nerds see these characters as people, with specific histories. It's not about the general concepts, it's about the histories. This is why Earth-Two Superman was treated as a distinct person than Earth-One/New Earth Superman. They're both the same concept, in fact Earth-Two Superman is the original, and they have largely the same early history. That's not the point. At a certain point their histories diverged, and someone thought it would be interesting to have the two versions of them meet. Whether Superman fought in World War II or not was important to those nerds starting in the '70s. They're both Clark Kent, they both come from Krypton, they both have basically the same powers and costumes and supporting characters, but they have different histories. Nerds like the DCAU, but they also see how it is different from the mainstream comics universe. It's lacking a lot of the history. Is it better in some ways? I'd say so. But it's lacking a lot of stuff that makes the comics good, simply because it would take forever to build up all the history. Same goes for the MCU vs the Marvel Universe, or even just the Marvel Universe vs the Ultimate Universe. The Ultimate Universe was essentially just a rebooted Marvel Universe. It was pretty good, though it quickly became convoluted as well. But some stuff wasn't as good, and in the end you still lost all the history and character relationships. Sometimes writers wanted to write stories based on things that happened in previous stories, and most of those previous stories were only in the main universe and not the Ultimate Universe. The thing is that you're a relative casual. You might not think you are, but you are. You fail to understand how autistic the big time comics writers were from the late '60s to the mid-2010s. You might not think it's important that Zatanna erased Dr. Light's memories in one random Justice League story in 1978, but in 2004, Brad Meltzer did. He wasn't hampered by the continuity, he was inspired by it. That's a controversial story and maybe some people would say he shouldn't have been inspired by it, but the point is this is the kind of autism comics writers began to have after a while. Or for more fan favorite examples, you can just look at characters who actually grew up over time. Wally West is the best example. Remove the history and Wally loses all appeal. They call the character in the DCAU Wally West, but he's not. Without seeing him as Kid Flash, what's the point? There's also Dick Grayson. Nightwing is cool in the comics and nothing else, because if you don't actually see him as Robin for a long time first, what's the point? And people like the later Robins, but without seeing each one in order, you lose a lot. The DCAU used a character called Tim Drake, but really he acted like Jason Todd. So okay, we kind of got an adaptation of Jason Todd, but never a good adaptation of Tim Drake, and you can't get a good adaptation of Tim Drake because if you don't have the history of Dick and Jason being around first, you lose a lot of the point. They've tried adapting Damian, but again it loses most of the appeal every time, because not only do you not get the previous Robins (you might get Dick mentioned if you're lucky), but you lose most of the history with Ra's and Talia al Ghul. >>40821 >You cannot use the same characters and continuities over and over expect it to not get boring. That's how G1 died. Bullshit. They kept using the same continuity after G1, with Beast Wars and Beast Machines, and I would have been very interested in seeing Transtech, the proposed series that was going to follow Beast Machines. Also, the G1 and G2 comics were good right up to the end. The G1 comics were best right at the end. >Also I should remind you that transformers are first a toy franchise. This is the real issue. It's a toy franchise and thus subject to those whims which would often impact stories significantly, with the most notable example being the very existence of Rodimus Prime. The other issue is that the whole idea is that the cartoon would market the toys. Hasbro went into it with the expectation that the cartoon would last only so long, even if was successful. Even cartoons today do the same thing. They figured that just about matched with the life cycle of a toyline. The same thing was happening with He-Man and My Little Pony and all the others. The comics actually lasted much longer than the cartoon because they were successful and cheaper to produce, which is notable. >Two different timelines Exactly. And the smart thing was what Beast Wars did. Merge them together so we can have a history where it all happened. Even the Japanese continuity is only sort of different, and if you squint can essentially be considered the same as G1/Beast Wars. That said, maybe you're more knowledgeable about this than me. I heard that the stuff after Car Robots was listed as being the same continuity in some guidebooks or whatever, but that really the continuity doesn't match up at all. Is that the case? Like Car Robots stars Fire Convoy, a new character. But after that they just started using regular Convoy again. Are those series actually just set after G1, or is it really just bullshit that is only haphazardly mashed together in guidebooks. Like I know they say the movies are G1 continuity, too, but obviously that's bullshit. The standalone Beast Wars comics are all from the 2010s and are just new continuities. The actual Beast Wars comics from the '90s were all convention exclusive and did fit in continuity. Convention exclusive G1/Beast Wars stories are awesome, with their own continuing storylines that actually are really cool. Alignment is awesome, despite being a text-only Transformers story, and technically non-canon. I love G1 continuity, but completely fall off with the Unicron Trilogy. That's where the autism becomes too much even for me. Plus they expect me to just pretend that new Optimus is the same guy? He's not. I can respect Primal as his own guy. At least he's not a faker.
>>40821 >Also I should remind you that transformers are first a toy franchise. >>40822 >This is the real issue. It's a toy franchise and thus subject to those whims which would often impact stories significantly, with the most notable example being the very existence of Rodimus Prime. It doesn't have to, though. In fact, Japan figured out this problem back in the late 70's with mecha anime. Where they were having innumerable spats with their own toy companies almost hamstringing the creativity of the stories. Then halfway through the run of Gundam, companies realized that you could make even more money selling plastic models and LPs that appealed to teens and young adults than you ever could selling toys for kids.
>>40824 Hasbro seems to have realized that, too, because it's been a long time since Transformers were actually affordable toys for kids. The only people who can afford that shit are rich middle aged dudes who were kids when G1 came out.
>>40822 Not everyone is hardcore as you, autism anon. Even the one guy I know who is would welcome a clean slate if just to get rid of the shit that's made comics unreadable.
>>40828 I would welcome a clean slate. Or rather, while I would miss stuff, I could see why it might be a logical business decision, and if I were in charge, I might do it. But then the writers wouldn't be able to do their ideas that spin off from that one random story that came out 45 years ago. The writers and existing fans would be mad that the characters they love are erased and starting over. Do you remember how mad people were when they rebooted Wally West? They had to go back and say the original Wally still existed, and new Wally was just his cousin also named Wally. Because it's just not the same without all the history that made them attached to the character.
>>40829 Fuck the writers. They're employees. They get paid. In my ideal world, there'd be actual oversight to rein them in so they follow the basic model & there's not 25 books at once when only 10 of them actually sell. People hated New 52 Wally West because they made him a nigger then not even Iris was black. Them retconning original Wally in was just an attempt to backtrack a stupid ass decision.
>>40830 You can tell the writers to fuck off, but the other problem is that the industry is so fucked that only a few massive whales are buying anymore. Casuals are completely out of the equation. So sure, at some point it is absolutely necessary to appeal to casuals, and the whales won't like it. But you'd better be careful doing that, because if you fail, you just lose the whales and fail to get the casuals, and you're left with nobody. That's what happened with the whole SJW era. If you remove the characters' histories, many of those whales will lose interest. If you cut off the line of continuity they've been following, many will stop following. So you'd better make sure you successfully get those casuals, because otherwise you're fucked. Frankly, I think the issue is more about writing style than actual continuity. Some New 52 series did successfully make people think they were reboots, even though they weren't. They served as jumping on points, which was the goal. If I was in charge, I'd just be telling writers to write like that all the time. The continuity can be there, but you can't write with the expectation that your readers know it. The readers that know it will like it, but every comic is someone's first comic, and if someone's first leaves them baffled, they won't come back. This used to be standard understanding. Somewhere around the late '80s, they forgot this, or at least stopped caring. Back in the '70s, they still had a lot of continuity to work with, and they frequently did, but things were always structured so that you could start at any issue and understand well enough. You'd be filled in as you went along, and there would be little notes from the editor telling you which issue to check out for any particular reference. Go grab any comic from the '70s and you'll see what I mean. It's written in a pretty modern style, but it's actually comprehensible. There's no reason they can't do that, except at some point the writers and editors stopped caring about doing it. All that said, I do think paring down the number of books would likely be a good idea. Frankly, I think the entire monthly issue format is ridiculously obsolete. They should have moved to a full graphic novel format, with a robust online distribution system, a long time ago. They've tried both many times, but fucked up every time. For example, if you do subscribe to their online services, they don't have every single comic they have the rights to. It's one thing if they're missing some issues with licensed characters. That sucks, but it's at least an understandable issue. But if you go and try to read every issue of Superman on their service, you'll be missing a lot more than that issue where he teams up with Don Rickles to fight his evil twin, Goody Rickles. Plus, there's no good organization, which makes reading things in order very inconvenient, even for old comics. But forget all that. Monthlies are a stupid format that will never get casuals again. Graphic novels? Maybe they'd have a better chance. Do a full story per book, which they haven't done with most monthlies in the last 40 years. Each book can be the equivalent of six issues. If they want the weekly releases to keep people coming back to the store regularly, to build habit, fine, release one per week. That sounds like a lot, but it's still the equivalent of only 26 issues per month, not 52. Major series like Batman or whatever can then get two books per year, one every six months, so it's still twelve issues per year. Smaller series can instead just get occasional GNs here or there, if there's an actual good idea. Since they'd be releasing one per week, they could still even have continuity, and it would be easier to follow since you'd know exactly what order to read things in, unlike now, where you'll have about 13 series coming out every week, all happening at sort of the same time, even if they feature the same characters. And frankly, I think the idea of 52 GNs per year is still way too much, but it's about half of what they've been doing. Even if we assume a bunch of them get two per year, are there really 26 characters from either DC or Marvel that anyone gives a shit about? Throw in a couple of more experimental or niche ones, but you know they won't or can't or shouldn't do that too much either. But just for the sake of autism, let's try to think of series that could maybe justify two GNs per year, which would be the equivalent of 12 issues. Core Justice League series >Superman >Batman >Wonder Woman >World's Finest >Aquaman >Flash >Green Lantern >Justice League Other bigger superheroes who might be able to carry series despite not always being core JLA guys >Green Arrow >Shazam >Hawkman (even this is a stretch, but he's tied heavily with both the JLA and JSA. Cross marketing with them might help this one sell) >Blue Beetle (maybe? He's a fan favorite enough to get a movie, even if it bombed. I'm reaching here.) Other teams >Teen Titans >Justice Society >Suicide Squad >Legion of Superheroes >Justice League International (or I would probably try to rebrand this as Super Buddies, to establish that it's a more comedic series, and you don't necessarily need to follow Justice League to get it.) Other spinoffs >Nightwing >Batgirl >Supergirl >Green Lantern Corps Non-Superhero stuff >Jonah Hex Does DC have any other non-capeshit that is sort of successful enough to warrant a continuing series like this? I like a lot of their war comics from back in the day, but I don't think Enemy Ace or The War that Time Forgot can carry an ongoing series. But they could do an odd GN here and there. Same goes for some sword and sorcery stuff, like a series with King Arthur related characters. Probably won't sell twice per year, at least not right away, but one here and there might work. So that's 22 series that could maybe justify two GNs (so the equivalent of 12 issues) per year. So 44 out of 52 weeks are covered. That leaves eight more weeks for one-off GNs. Or if there are actually more good ideas, then fine, cut Hawkman or whatever. But just keep in mind that what I'm listing is still just the equivalent of 26 releases per month, not 52. And it's still clearly too much. But at least with one per week, people can actually keep up, and you can try to keep them buying one per week as a habit, if prices were actually made reasonable. Stuff that happened in Superman one week can be referenced in Batman next week, so long as you tell the writer to keep it reasonable so people who didn't read Superman can keep up. Or they could do what they did with their Earth One graphic novel series. Release like five books over the course of like eight years, not bother to make them cohesive at all. That will work.
I'll continue my autism. Because I also think that modern audiences are more willing and able to get autistic for long running series than in the past. They like to binge long TV series and manga. The difference (well, one that I think is important) is that comics are way too fucking autistic with crossovers, plus they're even longer. So yes, you could reboot things more often, but I think that comes with its own problems as well. A lot of DC's problems are that they tried to reboot, but not only did they try to have their cake and eat it too by only half-rebooting, but also sometimes they rebooted things and it turns out people liked the old elements that they thought were confusing. Like after the Crisis on Infinite Earths, they got rid of all the Kryptonians who weren't Superman, they got rid of Wonder Woman's entire history, and they got rid of the multiverse, among other things. But within a few years they brought back the Crime Syndicate, because they liked that multiverse concept. Then they brought in several versions of Supergirl and General Zod, first trying to make the new ones not Kryptonian, but then they just gave up and introduced new ones that were Kryptonian. Then they made it so all those old Wonder Woman stories were canon again. Then they just plain brought back the whole multiverse into history again. They didn't have to do any of this. This wasn't because of only half-rebooting (though other things, like Hawkman, did have problems due to that). It was because people liked the things that got rebooted away. I've already mentioned that I'd tell writers to write new issues in ways that are easier to understand. You can have them in continuity, and you can do continuing stories, but make it so the main story is always relatively self-contained. But online distribution can also make it a lot easier to read and understand more comics. They just need a few things. >Cheap subscription model: DC and Marvel could maybe each get away with charging half of what Netflix or their competitors charge. People, at least the casuals that you want, won't pay as much for comics, but this would be such a cheap service to run that WB and Disney could still rake in so much money. The data and bandwith would be a tiny fraction of what TV streaming is. It's just a few pages, not 24 frames per second. >Practically every damn comic ever: Exceptions can be made for ones they literally don't have the rights for, like ones that include licensed characters, but even then they should have pages about those comics, with synopses or whatever. I've seen collected editions do this. Like I have a Transformers collection that had to leave out the Marvel characters that appeared in early issues, but they replaced those with pages that explained what was going on. If that's done sporadically, subscribers would probably understand. However, you'd better have every other issue. >Robust sorting and recommendation options: Since comics are so much more autistic than casuals realize, you need to give them many options for sorting. First of all, if someone wants to read every Batman comic ever, which would probably be a very common thing, they're probably going to either just try to read Detective Comics or Batman in order, not realizing you need both. Then there are crossovers. Then as you get to modern stuff, you have Batman and Detective Comics each doing multi-issue arcs that released at the same time but can't take place at the same time, so things need to be put in relative reading order. What you probably need is an official "master list" of every damn comic in reading order, and of course people can just skip what they want. But then you could have a massive checklist of creators and characters, and check to show only issues by creators you like or characters you like. The system can then recommend if an issue is important to a story but not part of your list. Every issue can just be tagged with creators, characters, series, and story arcs. Fan-made reading orders would probably be extremely useful, and I imagine if I was using a service like this, I'd just use fan-orders, but I suppose you can't rely on them, especially from the start. Now some comics do come with QR codes for digital comics, but if I were in charge and got them to do both this online system and switch to one GN per week, then I'd make it so each GN comes with a code for one week free subscription. If you buy every damn one, then you don't have to pay for subscriptions ever. If you don't, then you can buy a month or however long you want, but any codes you do input just get tacked on, so it's longer before you have to pay to renew your subscription. I mean the other issue with GNs is that they're generally a bit too expensive for the amount of time you end up spending with them, but let's say each one is $20 (is that still the average price of a new GN/TPB?), but you get an actual physical book, and it comes with a week's subscription? That might help justify things a little. Frankly I think the price of a GN like what I'm proposing shouldn't be more than $15, if they want normalfags and kids to actually buy them, but I'm not hopeful that I could ever convince WB or Disney or any of these other companies to charge that little. They've grown too accustomed to whales paying too much, instead of operating with economies of scale. $15 for a GN that's the equivalent of six issues would still be $2.50 per issue, which is way more expensive than comics were when they actually made money, even if you account for inflation. $15 for a GN and a week of a subscription to every Marvel or DC comic? People might go for that. And the subscription would help to keep them coming back. You might be able to get $60/month out of people, if they're getting physical objects and a subscription for it. You can convince them that a subscription is worth like $10 or $15, making it a slightly better deal. It's a push, but we're talking for the big fans who want every damn book. You might sucker a few casuals into becoming those fans. But raise the price to $20/GN and that's now upwards of $80/month. Once you start approaching that $100/month range (which it would be on months with five weeks), you hit a psychological block that might turn away more people. But this would probably piss off comic book stores big time. Then again, they're already pissed off over how Marvel and DC have been literally telling their audiences to fuck off for ten years now. At some point they need to rip the bandaid off and get rid of floppies. You gotta get into normal stores, and GNs might be easier to get into normal stores. They keep trying to get comics into Walmart, but they can barely do it at all. Make them more like normal books, and only release one per week, so you don't need that damn much shelf space, and you might be able to pull it off. In fact, maybe a smart thing to do would be to take older GNs and then sell them right at the checkout in smaller digest sized editions, like Archie does. It works for them. Marvel and DC should already be doing that with the comics they now release as TPBs, but for some reason they're too stupid to do what Archie has done successfully for decades. Just take any random damn Spider-Man arc and publish it in a little digest sized thing at the Walmart checkout lane. Of course that's expensive real estate, but I'll bet that kids are a lot more interested in Spidey than Archie, so if Archie can do it, Spidey can. Oh yeah, make sure each GN lists clearly somewhere on its cover/back cover/spine its release date, since that establishes its reading order. Make it a simple numeric code. mm/dd/yyyy. TPBs already make this too hard. I have to look at the front cover, and I might find the year, but not the months. I shouldn't have to look inside the book to find the reading order, and even then, if two things are from the same year, I have to look closer, sometimes going online. Ridiculous. Just print date ranges in little codes on the spine or on the back cover or whatever. Sounds stupid? Yes. But casuals think comics are too confusing, and not knowing reading order is one reason. You should just be able to say "Volume 1," "Volume 2," but you can't do that because they've already done it too many times. There are a zillion different GNs all labelled Spider-Man Volume 1. It makes no damn sense. And if you're trying to do a shared universe, it's less useful. So just label original release dates on the back cover. Not ideal, but better than nothing.
>>40868 Gonna save everyone's time and post a tl;dr (pink = original IP): >Wizards of Waverly Place sequel series >tfw the original is almost 20yo and the kids that watched it are old enough to feel nostalgic about it >Moana 2 where Moana is the chief leader and has a gremlin sister, also fat dancers on stage >Monster Jam live action with the Rock (because Disney wants their own Barbie movie) >Avatar 3: Fire and (tr)Ash (2025) >Inside Out animated series about Riley's wet dreams <Win or Lose, the Pixar TV show that was casting people for a trans kid character, will release on december 6 >Toy Story 5: Bonnie Gets iPad (2026) <Hoppers, new Pixar about a girl that switches brains with a beaver (wut) set to release in 2026 <Elio, the movie about a spic boy that ends in space United Nations, is still alive too >Incredibles 3 (soon™) >Zootopia 2 (2025) >Frozen 3 (2027) >a The Greatest Showman musical >Andor season 2 (2025) >Star Wars: Skeleton Crew (december 3) >The Mandalorian & Knuckles Grogu (may 2026) >Captain America: Black Brave New World >another Fantastic Four movie >Daredevil season 2 >Percy Jackson season 2 >Freaky Friday 2: Freakier Friday >Snow White live action >TRON: Ares (fucking why, nobody liked Legacy) >Fortnite x Marvel season >Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man with black Orban and Gary Osborn >Marvel What If? season 3rd and final >X-Men 97 season 2 >Eyes of Wakanda animated series >4-episode Marvel Zombies animated series >Beyond The Spider-verse is deep into production
>>40873 Forgot to mention: >teaser for Lilo & Stitch live action >poster for Mufasa live action >Agatha All Along miniseries announced >Descendants and Zombies crossover
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>>40877 To further ad insult to this injury of a travesty of an adaptation, Peter gets his powers from Doctor Strange & Venom fighting. They completely overdid a simple classic origin while overloading on characters unrelated to Peter & browning everyone else.
>>40873 >(pink = original IP) >3 new IPs wew
>>40879 >Peter gets his powers from Doctor Strange & Venom fighting What the fuck?
>>40886 Yeah supposedly a spider is also conveniently there. Maybe it came from Venom. Maybe Venom stole it. I don't know. This is all stupid.
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>>40873 >Wizards of Waverly Place Never saw it >Moana 2 Out of all the sequels announced, this one makes the most sense. Moana has been a favorite of some people since it's release so I'm not surprised they're working on a sequel. >Monster Jam What? >Avatar 3. Will probably still make a billion dollars. Cameron is an asset to Disney at this point. >Inside Out animated series IO2 is one of the highest grossing moves of all time at this point, no surprise. >Win or Lose Something new but no, not with the IdPol. >Toy Story 5. Desperate, your turn. The last one shoved Bo Peep to the front. I think people can see this for the cash grab it is. >Hoppers Not the most original idea. See this doing as well as Elemental. >Elio FROM THE SAME DIRECTOR AS TURNING RED Nooooooo, nonononono. This is trash. >Incredibles 3 Desperate. 2 basically character assassinated Mr Incredible. No hope for this one. >Zootopia 2 Kinda surprised it took this long for this one to get a sequel. Zootopia is a decent movie from Disney and no doubt the furries are celebrating. >Frozen 3 Still trying to push that. Is Frozen still popular? I ask as a boomer. >The Greatest Showman More like greatest showoman. Don't see this turning out good. >Andor season 2 I guess it was popular enough after all. Still not watching. >Skeleton Crew "Tells a coming-of-age story about four children who make a discovery on their home planet, get lost in the galaxy, and go on an adventure to get back home. " A show for kids. They really will market to everyone but the core nerd audience. They really will. >The Mandalorian & Knuckles Grogu KK will interfere. Don't see this working. >Captain America: Black Brave New World Harrison Ford is Red Hulk. You know, the 82 year old man. >another Fantastic Four movie Is this the third or forth time this has failed? More trash. >Daredevil season 2 Oh they're gonna butcher him. >Percy Jackson season 2 They've already race swapped characters. This is a bomb. >Freaky Friday 2: Freakier Friday Desperate. I don't see this working, even if they want that female audience. >Snow White live action This is still going ahead? I would have cancelled it already. >TRON: Ares
[Expand Post]This is one I do want to talk about. Nine Inch Nails is doing the soundtrack and there have been rumors of this being in production even back in 2020. I don't think Disney has faith in Tron as they're trying to reboot it again but it's been 15 years since Legacy and I'm kinda interested to see what they do with it. They are desperate so they will use any franchise. Out of all the projects, I think could turn out decent. >Fortnite x Marvel Fortnite, skip >Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man with black Orban and Gary Osborn Of course they race swapped. Realized no-one like Miles so why not just make everyone else black. >Marvel What If? season 3rd This went for 3 seasons? >X-Men 97 season 2 People don't like this one but apparently it's getting an S2. >Eyes of Wakanda Still pushing that black ethnostate angle. >4-episode Marvel Zombies Why? >Beyond The Spider-verse This will probably be popular, for some reason. >Lilo & Stitch Oh boy, was only a matter of time. Chris Sanders, the creator who voiced Stitch, isn't voicing him as he returned to Dreamworks. "While it was speculated in February 2020 that Sanders would reprise his voice role of Stitch in the live-action remake of Lilo & Stitch,[21] he claimed in a September 2022 interview that Disney had not yet approached him on reprising the role, although he stated that he was always open to returning to voice his creation.[22] In April 2023, it was confirmed he would reprise his role in the remake." I expect this to be trash like all live remakes. >Musafa live action DESPERATE. WHY?! NO SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS A LIVE ACTION OF THE BAD LION?! >Agatha All Along Trash. This one has been having troubles since the start. Expect Madam Web levels of quality. >Descendants and Zombies Don't see this working. Overall, 3 decent ideas, 3 new ideas doomed to failure, James Cameron jacking over blue elves and endless trash/10
>>40892 >Monster Jam >What? Monster Trucks.
>>40876 >Oops it's all sequels Because the backlash that caused Incredibles 2 and Toy Story 4 was due to lack of more plastic crap right? It's not because they didn't bother to come out with story that could stand out from the rest, well here are the side-effects of Inside Out 2 after exploding at the box office.
Okay so Thunderbolts & Fantastic 4 trailers both leaked out. I'll try to give thoughts on both but you'll wanna watch both trailers to really understand what I mean. >Thunderbolts So this was announced a long while back & they've stuck with the casting you've seen before. Differences are that Ghost & Taskmaster, both women in the MCU, have new lamer costumes in black for some reason. Even though Ghost's whole power set is to be intangible & turn invisible. Pointless. While Taskmaster is a step up in regards to the previous costume because it's an actual female form this time because they can't bait you with the "twist" now. But it's also a step back because it also is all black now & the mask is somehow even less skull like than the previous. They're really afraid to offend the Chinese market. Sentry has also been recast as initially he was going to be played by Steven Yeun. The 40 year old korean american actor. For blond Bob. Yeah. So thankfully he dropped out & they fix that idiocy at least. For some reason though they insist, based on this trailer, to focus on Yelena. From the failed Black Widow solo movie no one watched where female Taskmaster is also from. Red Guardian is there for comedic relief. Also not played by a real russian actor. US Agent is there, based, but no one watched Falcon & Winter Soldier either. This really is just a team of characters no one attached to because no one watched the movies or shows they're from. People just know US Agent because, despite the showrunners intent, he's the best part of it. What I'm getting at is the one character they should focus on, Bucky, is barely a footnote in this trailer. HE should have been the focus! HE should be the leader! >Fantastic Four I hate Pedro Pascal. He was fine in Game of Thrones. Died horribly. But Hollywood keeps trying to put him in everything because he's a minority actor. Giving us a good first season of The Mandalorian until he took his helmet off. That show fell apart in season 2 following Blahsoka & uncanny valley CGI face Luke. Then he was Joel in the pointless The Last of Us show. Why? Joel's just a white dude. No reason to cast him. Same problem here with him as Reed. Reed Richards is just a nerdy white guy. The guy in Multiverse of Madness was a better fit but they wasted him in the worst way possible. I also just hate bearded Reed. Sue Storm's actress isn't young & pretty enough. We can't see Thing enough but the silhouette is at least decently recognizable. Shame it's gonna be all CGI. Johnny doesn't fit at all. He's too doughy. At least he's the right color this time. The costume he's shown wearing is also just a lame attempt at barely trying to portray the classic comic costume but overthinking it again. Typical MCU overdesign. At least Galactus looks like Galactus for once. But we also have to remember they're giving us a female Silver Surfer instead of the actual male one we know. And we know Doctor Doom is now gonna be an evil Tony Stark in at least the main version.
>>40915 Fantastic Four was their best bet at getting people back. Pretend Phase 4 never happened and do a soft relaunch. But they didn't learn a damn thing. I guess they might have a chance again when they do X-Men, but frankly, I'm gonna be pretty mad that Fantastic Four is fucked up, so even if the MCU got good again, and apologized for Phase 4, I don't think I'd come back anyway, because I don't want to see this fucked up Fantastic Four. With Doctor Doom, a tiny part of me is hoping that maybe they'll just say Victor Von Doom is still around, and in that one Avengers movie he just revived Iron Man and brainwashed him to break people's spirits or whatever, since he's the world's greatest hero. Then when Iron Man gets unbrainwashed (meaning they successfully brought him back to life and can milk RDJ in more movies), the guy who was controlling him, who was in effect the real Doctor Doom the entire time, reveals himself and is Doctor Doom from then on, and treated as if he always was, since that's sort of true. But this is the type of autism an old school comics writer would come up with to fix something that got fucked up. Obviously I have no confidence that MCU writers, or even modern comics writers, would do something like that. They'll just say it's multiverse bullshit, even though the multiverse was never a very important part of Marvel. It's not like this is DC. But even DC doesn't treat multiverse versions as being the same people, like the MCU does. I just wanna complain about Deadpool 3. Why would I care about this new Wolverine? Just because he's the same actor? The backstory they give him doesn't even imply he is the same guy up to a certain point in history. And there were already two timelines in the X-Men movies. They should have said this Wolverine was the one from Days of Future Past. He changed the past and at the end of the movie woke up in the new future, but you could easily say that actually the old timeline still existed as an alt-timeline, and Wolverine split himself into two versions, just like the timelines. Even the basic idea of the backstory they gave the new Wolverine would work. He abandoned the X-Men and bad shit happened to them? Well original timeline Wolverine abandoned the X-Men after he had to kill Jean in X-Men 3, and then that timeline ends up getting completely fucked up by Sentinels. It's literally a better version of what the new backstory they came up with, only it actually happened in the old movies, so I'd actually care, because he'd actually be a character I saw in six movies, instead of a brand new character who just happens to have the same actor.
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>>40916 We already have Captain American Brave New World allegedly referencing The Eternals so it's too late now to just ignore the movies people hated. Listen the Fox X-men universe may have been rocky but the MCU has no chance of doing a new adaptation well. We're gonna get a nearly all female X-men roster & a worse Wolverine who's just kinda there at best. Don't hold out hope there. The MCU's all in on the multiverse now. This F4 movie is on an alternate earth/universe. RDJ Doctor Doom is likely also going to be a multiversal variant because they'd rather just rewrite their whole plans then recast Jonathan Majors Kang. Which one part of me is fine with since We Wuz Kang sucked in the casting & writing department. The other is annoyed we still won't get a true live action Doctor Doom adaptation. Wolverine in Days of Future Past combined with his past self to create an altered timeline. He still remembers the original timeline but he's part of the new revised one now. With Logan now officially being canon, that's the end point of the Wolverine we've known all this time. Rather than just retcon Logan or use time travel, they pulled the multiverse variant card so we could have technically younger Wolverine still played by Hugh Jackman. With a more comic inspired costume the original universe's Wolverine never got.
>>40916 >Why would I care about this new Wolverine? Just because he's the same actor? I think the best explanation can be summed up by this scene from the second to last episode of Stargate Atlantis. For those who don't know, this episode takes place in an alternate reality where John Sheppard (The team leader) was fired from the Air Force because he botched a mission (In the show's main reality, he succeeded), and the result of that was that he was never involved with the Stargate program in their reality. Anyways, as Rodney McKay outright says in the video, the idea comes from the mindset that you've seen people's character time and time again, or seen them at their best, and want to believe that they're the same person deep down despite whatever happened to them. A capeshit series that did this was the Justice Lords episode in the DCAU, where Batman confronted JL Batman about their actions in their reality and ultimately confronting the question of if this is what he really wanted. And another film where this conflict was the main crux of the story (Though from the opposite angle) was the American Astro Boy movie, where Dr. Tenma made Astro to be a replacement for Toby but grows ever-more frustrated when Astro increasingly becomes his own person. Then there was also that season of Kevin Sorbo's Hercules where an Ioalus from an alternate reality hangs around for a while after main-line Ioalus dies (He gets better), and suffers from an identity crisis as he keeps feeling like he's living the life of a fake. Tying this back to Deadpool 3, the idea is that we know this isn't the same Wolverine going in. Neither from Pre or Post DOFP. But the angle the story is going for is that we want to see this "new" Logan, who's similar to the ones from the previous films but the main difference being that failed his world, redeem himself by either "becoming" the character that we've known and loved for the past 25 years or even to strike out and become his own character without any ties to people's perception of him being a copy.
>>40917 >Wolverine in Days of Future Past combined with his past self to create an altered timeline. He still remembers the original timeline but he's part of the new revised one now. I know. But my point is that if they wanted to get a "variant" of Wolverine that didn't die, then they had an obvious answer already in the movies. "What if the bad future only splintered off and wasn't replaced entirely?" That way this Wolverine is the one we followed for every movie except for Logan. And well he had a cameo in Apocalypse, but whatever. The point is they wanted to make it so Logan didn't happen to this Wolverine. That would have been the perfect explanation and would have made it so the Logan we were following in Deadpool 3 was actually a character we knew instead of a new character who just looked the same. >Neither from Pre or Post DOFP. But the angle the story is going for is that we want to see this "new" Logan, who's similar to the ones from the previous films but the main difference being that failed his world, redeem himself by either "becoming" the character that we've known and loved for the past 25 years or even to strike out and become his own character without any ties to people's perception of him being a copy. Yeah but that's fucking stupid. The one from the original timeline already failed his world. You could have that same emotional beat, only it would be a character I actually care about. Just because someone looks the same doesn't mean they're the same person. Justice Lords Batman isn't the same person. At least there the idea is that they were the same up to a certain point (and then later they retcon it so it's an alternate future). It's better than just making it a whole new guy. Actually the closest example is Archie Eggman. Ken Penders killed off Robotnik, then when Sega forced Archie to bring him back to life, the way they did it was by bringing in an alternate universe version and just having everyone act as if he was the same guy. But he wasn't, and it was a notable sticking point among fans for the remainder of the series (which was almost 20 years). And at least there the alt-universe version was actually introduced in an earlier story. Then they tried to say that actually the two universes were exactly the same up until the point where Robotnik died. But even that didn't work, because it's fucking stupid, because it's not the same guy whose story we actually followed.
>>40919 That would mean rewriting two movies for no reason. That's a much worse idea. He didn't though. I think you're just overthinking it. You're not supposed to see D&W Wolverine as the same as the movie universe Wolverine you already know. His story's done. Deadpool is literally just looking for a replacement & grabs the only one that didn't immediately try to kill him or was too short/nailed to an X. You can care about both in different ways. The big connection is only that it's Hugh Jackman playing him. If he was a completely different actor then you'd have a point about the audience having no reason to care.
>>40920 >That would mean rewriting two movies for no reason. That's a much worse idea. Huh? I didn't say anything about rewriting two movies. Do you mean to say that with what I'm saying, two movies with him wouldn't be canon? Yes. Because the entire premise of this movie was making Logan not canon to this Wolverine, so that's one of the two movies right there. And Apocalypse only has him as a cameo. But either way, the way they actually did it was to make it so none of the movies are canon to this Wolverine. He's just a brand new guy, and that's stupid, because the entire premise is that Deadpool is meeting the character from all those movies we watched, hence why he's played by the same actor. All I said is that instead of a brand new Wolverine we've never seen before, we could just say "oh yeah this is the same guy up until this point in the series" (which was his last non-cameo appearance before the movie that they were trying to say didn't happen to the current Wolverine anyway). It was the perfect excuse. Oh, you didn't want Logan to have happened to this Wolverine, but to have this guy have a tragic backstory where he abandoned the X-Men and bad shit happened to them after? Well in his last significant appearance before the movie you want to say didn't happen to this guy, he was after abandoning the X-Men, and then the whole world went to shit. Then he rewrote the timeline, so you could easily say "this is the version from the old timeline." >You're not supposed to see D&W Wolverine as the same as the movie universe Wolverine you already know. I know. And that's stupid. They expect me to care about him as if he was the old guy, but he's not. He's a new guy, and as such I don't care about him. >The big connection is only that it's Hugh Jackman playing him. Exactly. >If he was a completely different actor then you'd have a point about the audience having no reason to care. No, if he was a different actor I wouldn't have as big a problem with it. My problem is specifically that they're trying to bank on our attachment to the character who was in like ten movies, by using his actor, but he's not actually the same character. They're acting like these characters are interchangable but they're not. The reason I cared about that Wolverine wasn't just because of the actor, it was because I saw his journey in like ten fucking movies. This is a new guy, and he might as well be played by a new guy. But he's played by Jackman to try to make you feel like he's the old guy, but they were too stupid to actually just write it in a way so that he was, even though that way was right there. You're acting as if I don't understand the story. You're trying to argue about the plot. I understand the plot. I'm saying that the emotional resonance they were trying to get by using Hugh Jackman would have worked a lot better if he was playing a character we actually saw before, instead of a guy who just sort of looks like a character we saw before.
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how long until disney remakes a live action adaptation of AEGM?
>>40921 You'd be making the ending/resolution of DOFP moot. That movie ends with Wolverine revising the timeline so that future/timeline doesn't happen. In your idea, it'd be making two Wolverines but the previous timelines version we knew would be dead. Again you're overthinking it because you're too hung up on acting like you can't care about a variant of Wolverine. Yes. He's a different version played by the same actor. But that's why you should like him He's still Hugh Jackman. He's still Wolverine. He's just not the one we knew & we only know a little bit about his tragic history. That's enough. You're not supposed to feel for him the same way but because you know he's still that general character idea you do care about. It's really only a you problem you're getting hung up on.
>>40921 >They're acting like these characters are interchangable but they're not. No, the trailers made a big point that this version of Logan is not the same one from all the other Fox movies.
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And now we have an official trailer for Kraven that shows, post reshoots(?), it's going to be R-rated. That's cool & all but it should've been the case for Venom & Morbius from the beginning. Kraven's still presented as an anti-hero fighting his poacher father's criminal empire though. Rhino is confirmed to be in the movie but he's a Rhino monster mutate. I'm okay with that over a MCU or PS4 style tech suit. Way better than the TASM 2 rhino mech.
>>40923 >You'd be making the ending/resolution of DOFP moot. Yes. That's better than making everything moot, which is what happened. All that happens after Days of Future Past is Logan, and getting a Wolverine who didn't experience Logan is the entire point. They also decided to give the new Wolverine a backstory where he abandoned the X-Men and then bad stuff happened to them, which is what happened in the original timeline, only with different details. What I'm saying is they could have kept almost everything canon except for the one bit they wanted to make not canon. Instead they threw the baby out with the bathwater. >In your idea, it'd be making two Wolverines but the previous timelines version we knew would be dead. Yes. The premise of the movie is that they're using a second Wolverine who didn't die. What I'm saying is that they had the perfect excuse to say that the Wolverine we follow in the movie experienced all the movies we saw except for the one that they didn't want to happen to him (since he died in that one). Saying he experienced all but one is better than saying he experienced none in particular. It writes itself, too. Have him think that he failed in fixing the future, but then Deadpool tells him that actually he succeeded in making an alternate future where the Sentinels didn't take over. Then Wolverine can say something like "So this other version of me got his happy ending, huh?" And Deadpool is just like "uh... yeah..." >Again you're overthinking it because you're too hung up on acting like you can't care about a variant of Wolverine. It's not acting like, it's sincere. Overthinking? That's what you should do when writing a movie, and what you should do when you go to a comic book board on a chinese cartoon website. My problem is that the point of using Jackman is to make it feel like he is the old guy, only the backstory they give him doesn't match up. They could have given him a backstory that did make it so he was at least a version of the actual character we followed, instead of a brand new one. Then it would actually make sense that he's played by Jackman. The story would match with the emotions they want to evoke by casting him. >That's enough. I disagree. If he's not actually the character we've seen before, then it's just a cynical casting choice to get stupid fans in seats even if it doesn't serve the story. >You're not supposed to feel for him the same way but because you know he's still that general character idea you do care about. So you are supposed to care about him the same way. If he was played by someone else, it might be a different matter, but the entire point of having Jackman play him is that he carries the feelings audiences have for him due to seeing him in like ten movies. >It's really only a you problem you're getting hung up on. Appealing to popularity is not tactic that really makes sense considering where you are. >>40924 I know I'm a pot calling the kettle a nigger here, but you're being autistic. Him being a completely new version who never explicitly did anything we saw in previous movies does not serve the story in any way. In fact, it's not even explicit what he did or didn't do. Maybe he sort of did some things, but not others, since the backstory given doesn't match up. My point is that it could have matched up very easily. They made a stupid, lazy writing choice. And again, you're being obtuse by pretending that we were all supposed to think of him as a new character. He was played by the same actor specifically to make you feel the same feelings. And it's not like they went out of their way to say he had a radically different backstory. They just fucked it up in little details. My entire point is they could have changed that backstory only slightly and made it match with the old movies better. Imagine how stupid it would be if they went out of their way to say that this wasn't the same Johnny Storm from the previous movies, when they could easily say he was. The entire point of casting the actor was making you think of the things that happened in those movies. Then again, I also didn't love that the whole thing happened in that wasteland. It would have been way more cool to see locations from the old movies, instead of just a few characters. Would have been neat to see Blade's Lair and the Baxter Building and uh... that playground where Elektra fought Daredevil. Idk. That was actually the worst movie. Also it bugged me that Gambit was some joke about internet rumors instead of the actual Gambit who appeared in X-Men Origins. Wolverine should have at least made a joke about how he met a guy like him before. It's distracting that so many of the small cameos are characters from the old X-Men movies, but they never acknowledge that they met Wolverine before. Getting Ben Afleck as Daredevil also would have went a long way here. Guess that one couldn't be helped much if he just didn't want to do it, but if it was a matter of money, then they should have done it. And where was Nick Cage Ghost Rider?
>>40932 >Also it bugged me that Gambit was some joke about internet rumors instead of the actual Gambit who appeared in X-Men Origins. Looking it up, that was because of studio politics. The director was one of several who were trying to get a Gambit movie off the ground with Tatum being the star. So they went with him over Kitsch because of that: https://archive.is/8zF1i >And where was Nick Cage Ghost Rider? Apparently it was on the table, but didn't pan out for whatever reason. Collider speculates that it has something to do with Cage's cameo in The Flash and how it REALLY ticked him off when he saw the final product: https://archive.is/LLTai
>>40915 >>40916 I'm still convinced this whole "Tony Doom" thing is meant to be a (butchered) reference to that one crappy Bendis run when Doom became Infamous Iron Man.
>>40932 >Yes. That's better than making everything moot, which is what happened. That's not what happened at all. That's what YOU'RE suggesting should happen! All this is is a case of a variant Wolverine. This is all a you issue because you're too hung up on thinking you need to see this Wolverine the same way as the main universe one who's story we've already seen to the end. When it's not the case. You're only supposed to care because he's A Wolverine played by Hugh Jackman still. Do you get this hung up about animated Wolverines?! You really don't have room calling anyone else autistic about this. >>40934 There were What If/Elseworld whatever stories where Tony becomes Doom. It's just people would rather have actual Doctor Doom. Not RDJ coming back for Disney's desperate attempt to salvage their failed post Endgame phase.
>>40934 For a long time now, the comics have existed just to publish stories that they can then use in movies and say "see? It was in the comics!" even though it was in comics nobody liked. That was the entire premise of the "All New, All Different" round of Affirmative Action replacement characters around 2015. They could do a movie with Riri Williams and say "but she's a comics character!" As if those comics are on the same level as the stuff by Stan Lee. (Yes, I know people here will point to people like Kirby and Ditko and Heck, but the casuals they're aiming at don't know who those people are).
>>40935 >That's not what happened at all. That's what YOU'RE suggesting should happen! No. What happened is that the movie is about a new guy, so none of the movies we watched before explicitly happened to him. The plot required that Logan didn't happen to him, that was the story of this movie, but there was no reason to say the rest didn't happen. What I'm saying is that they had the perfect excuse to say everything happened except Logan, and it would even keep the tragic backstory they wanted to use, but make it more effective since it would be specifics that we actually saw happen in the movies. Show, don't tell. >All this is is a case of a variant Wolverine. Exactly. So everything we saw happen to the old Wolverine is moot. >This is all a you issue because you're too hung up on thinking you need to see this Wolverine the same way as the main universe one who's story we've already seen to the end. It's an issue because that's what's intended by using the actor. If it was supposed to be a reboot, it wouldn't be him, since they're probably going to reboot him with a new actor in the next movie anyway. The entire point here is that it's the guy we saw in the old movies. >You're only supposed to care because he's A Wolverine played by Hugh Jackman still. Yeah, which is stupid since it's a new character. The point of the actor is to make me feel like he's the old guy, but he isn't. But him actually being a different guy is not the point of the story, no matter how much you say it is. It's a plot point, but the only part that's important to the story (see the difference between story and plot) is that he failed. The alt-timeline they already had, in which most of the movies (except the one where he died, which was the one they were trying to say didn't happen), had a Wolverine who already failed. >Do you get this hung up about animated Wolverines?! I haven't seen an animated version where they tried to replace him with a brand new guy who looks the same but has totally different history. There are plenty of sci-fi stories where they save people by going back in time and getting a version from before they died (which is precisely what I'm suggesting, though by saying it's an alt-timeline since that was already set-up). I don't have issue with those, assuming they're done competently. I mean it's still undoing the character's death, but I can accept a degree of cynical corporate superhero revivals. The problem here is that it was done particularly inelegantly, when a more elegant solution was right there. Also, similar things have happened in other stories, and I do have issue with them. The most prominent example, which I've already referenced, is Archie Sonic, which did this with Robotnik. At least there the new guy from the alt-universe was one they actually showed before, and then after they went out of their way to say that his history was the same up until the point where the original one died (and this one survived instead). Still really fucking stupid, though. Another example would be in Legends of Tomorrow, where for some reason in the Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover, they go and get an alt-universe Heat Wave from a different universe, for no particular reason, and it isn't even relevant to the plot. That one is even more baffling. Maybe I'm forgetting an actual plot reason, it's been some time and that crossover was shit, but wouldn't that have been a lot more interesting if the guy in the crossover was the real Heat Wave and not a random alt-universe version? I'd say so. I suppose another somewhat similar, but much better example, would be when New 52 Superman died, but luckily Brainiac created a splinter-timeline right before Flashpoint, so that splinter-timeline Pre-Flashpoint Superman came to the main universe and replaced, then merged with, the regular Superman. But wouldn't that story have been a lot less effective if instead of Pre-Flashpoint Superman, it was a completely new guy who we never saw before? >You really don't have room calling anyone else autistic about this. I literally prefaced the reply you're responding to by saying this. But I will note that there's a difference between internet autism, caring about sci-fi this much, and medical autism, not understanding the things that are being said. I'm not saying the plot doesn't make sense, I'm saying the plot is stupid and could have had a lot more emotional resonance, which it was clearly trying to have (it was the entire point of the movie), if it made just a slight change so that the protagonist was not a brand new character, but rather one we followed before, who already has a ready-made sci-fi excuse for existing.
>>40937 Again this is just another version. He's not there to literally replace the Wolverine we knew or expect you to see him as exactly the same. He's explicitly not. If you can't get that, it's your problem. There you go again with your autism. You're overthinking all of this.
>>40938 >Again this is just another version. He's not there to literally replace the Wolverine we knew or expect you to see him as exactly the same. He's explicitly not. If you can't get that, it's your problem. Dude, you're a fucking retard. I understand the plot. I'm not saying the plot doesn't make sense. I'm saying it fails at maximizing the emotional resonance that the film is trying to evoke. Evoking it is the entire fucking point of the film. It's not only the reason Hugh Jackman is there, it's the whole premise of all those characters from the old movies. Do you realize how stupid it would be if they said that wasn't the Blade from the movies, but just a different Blade also played by Wesley Snipes? Because they did that, only they did it with the main fucking character, which makes it even more stupid. I'd have said I was "overthinking" it at first, but your arguments are so fucking stupid that actually you're just determined to underthink it. It's just bad writing that fails to grasp an easy opportunity to maximize the effect it's trying to have on the audience. Your defense is just repeating the plot over and over. Yes, I know the character is literally a different guy. That's my entire complaint. You are supposed to see him as the same, at least in terms of the effect he has on the emotions of the audience, because he's played by the same fucking actor. You might as well be arguing that Never Say Never Again isn't trying to evoke the older Bond movies. Sure, it's Connery, but it's technically a different continuity. You don't get it! They weren't trying to make you feel the feelings of seeing the guy you saw in a bunch of older movies! No way!
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>>40937 >What happened is that the movie is about a new guy, so none of the movies we watched before explicitly happened to him. And what is the problem with that? >The plot required that Logan didn't happen to him, that was the story of this movie, but there was no reason to say the rest didn't happen. No, it didn't. In fact, the plots of The Wolverine and DOFP basically "fixed everything". Logan got the "good ending", until Logan happened. Meaning you would have to go ALL the way back to the post X3 if you wanted to go with that kind of Wolverine who's depressed that everyone he loves dies. But, again, the point of The Wolverine was him getting over that angst. Meanwhile the point of the Logan in Deadpool 3 is that he's a failure who couldn't save his universe no matter how much he tried, compared to the Logan in the Fox films who DID succeed but everyone he cares for practically dies in the process. >So everything we saw happen to the old Wolverine is moot. Yes, that's the point. >It's an issue because that's what's intended by using the actor. See here: >>40918 >The most prominent example, which I've already referenced, is Archie Sonic, which did this with Robotnik. No, they didn't. In fact, there was even a comic where they brought back Robotnik for a week because Eggman is not Robotnik. The latter was killed in issue 50. The former is Robo-Robotnik who killed Sonic in his own universe and tried to take over the multiverse. However all alternate versions of Sonic teamed up and defeated him, but he really just decided to spend the next few years hiding in a satellite before launching his conquest on Mobius Prime again. In fact, Sonic actually goes after Zonic about this because Robo-Robotnik/Eggman is not native to his universe and it's Zonic's job to send him back being a Space-Time cop, but Zonic tells him that he cannot because Sega demanded reality requires that Sonic must "always" be fighting against Robotnik. >>40939 >You might as well be arguing that Never Say Never Again isn't trying to evoke the older Bond movies. Sure, it's Connery, but it's technically a different continuity. You don't get it! They weren't trying to make you feel the feelings of seeing the guy you saw in a bunch of older movies! No way! It really wasn't. The entire purpose of NSNA was because of a petty contract dispute. If you're going to use James Bond as an example, they a better one would be Daniel Craig's tenure as Bond as that was a complete and utter reboot of the 007 universe (Yes, all the Eon films from Dr. No to Die Another Day are all canon to each other. Casino Royale to NOTD are their own canon) but they kept Judi Dench because you're "suppose" to think all the other films happened too. In fact, they sort of confirmed this being the case with Goldeneye and 007 Legends literally being retellings of the previous films, but with Craig being Bond instead of the previous actors.
>>40922 Are they also butchering films that flopped?
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>>40939 Clearly you don't if you're getting it wrong constantly & still stuck on the same thought. Evoking feelings of nostalgia isn't the same thing as making you see another version of the character the exact same way. You'd have a bigger case of reprimanding Tom Holland's Spider-man for trying to make people see him as on par with Tobey Maguire.
>>40431 So was it shit? It's been out a couple months now, right?
>>40940 >And what is the problem with that? The problem is that the movie wants us to feel the feelings of seeing the old guy. It's the entire premise of bringing back all these old actors. Having a "variant" is stupid since a variant is a different guy, and thus doesn't carry the emotional weight. It's not like they used the fact that he didn't experience any of the old movies. They just fucked up in how they described his backstory. Actually, this is more like a different Archie Robotnik thing. I'll get back to that. Yes, I understand that plot-wise they admit he's a different guy. They say he's "the worst Wolverine" or whatever. But the backstory they give him isn't one that's radically different, it's just different enough that he isn't the guy we followed, which is dumb, when an obvious sci-fi excuse to make it so he was the guy we followed (up until the specific movie he died in) was right there. That would have still kept the same emotional beats as the backstory they gave him, only it would be more effective since it would be a guy we saw before. >No, it didn't. It didn't require that Logan didn't happen? Yes it did. That was the whole premise. He died in that movie so Deadpool had to find a version that didn't experience that movie. That's the whole idea of the movie. >In fact, the plots of The Wolverine and DOFP basically "fixed everything". Logan got the "good ending", until Logan happened. Meaning you would have to go ALL the way back to the post X3 if you wanted to go with that kind of Wolverine who's depressed that everyone he loves dies. No. The Wolverine gave him some level of peace, but then Days of Future Past had it so that that timeline still lead to the Sentinels taking over. Kind of ruins the ending of The Wolverine, when you dwell on that. But whatever. Days of Future Past then resolves it right at the end by having him change the timeline. Fine. All well and good. What I'm saying is that, if you want a version of Wolverine that didn't die in Logan, the obvious thing to do would just say "oh yeah, another version of him actually still existed in the original timeline. He didn't overwrite it, he just created an alt-timeline and the original still existed." That Logan would still even have the sad backstory since the future he lives in is still fucked up, and he can blame himself for it since he actually did quit the X-Men in this timeline, just like the new backstory they gave the new guy in the new movie. He killed Jean, quit the X-Men, then The Wolverine happened and he seemed to get some closure, but oh wait, actually this timeline is fucked beyond repair and Sentinels ruin the world, providing perfectly good reason for him to be depressed and undo the emotional resolution he had in The Wolverine. Stupid? Yes. But this is already a movie specifically about bringing Wolverine back to life so he can tell dick jokes with Deadpool. If you're gonna do it, at least doing it with a version of Wolverine we followed through six movies is better than doing it with a brand new version we've never seen before. >Meanwhile the point of the Logan in Deadpool 3 is that he's a failure who couldn't save his universe no matter how much he tried, compared to the Logan in the Fox films who DID succeed but everyone he cares for practically dies in the process. The entire thing I'm saying is that he would think he didn't succeed since, from his perspective, the time travel idea in Days of Future Past didn't work, since he would still exist in the fucked up future. Instead of saying he overwrote the bad future, they could just say he split off a splinter timeline, and a splinter timeline version of himself. That's the one who died in Logan. This one didn't, and just lives on in the bad future. >Yes, that's the point. It's not the point, though. The movie doesn't do anything with it. If anything, we're meant to just act and feel as if he did the stuff from the old movies, but nothing in particular. If anything, the backstory they do give sort of evokes that scene in X2 when the government comes and invades the school, but in this new version Wolverine was off being drunk or whatever so he didn't help. That's me being generous, they might not have thought of that scene in particular, but let's be generous. Okay, so the first movie and a half happened. Not as good as if all the movies up to Days of Future Past (meaning every movie where he's important except for Logan, the movie they're specifically setting out to undo) happened. >See here Yeah, I saw it. It's pointless. It's not like this version is significantly different in any particular way. He doesn't act different. He's treated the same through the whole movie. The movie does nothing with the fact that he's different. The only important difference is that he's alive. The only other thing they try to do with him is give him a sad backstory, but not only is that par for the course for Wolverine, but it's a generic one instead of a specific one. >No, they didn't. In fact, there was even a comic where they brought back Robotnik for a week because Eggman is not Robotnik. I just finished reading this entire series. You want to get autistic? Let's get autistic. That single issue where Robotnik comes back is the only time it's really acknowledged that they're different guys. It's a technicality that the writer decided to play with, and that's all well and good, but for the entire rest of the series, Eggman is treated as if he's effectively, even if not technically, the same guy. Like characters know he's technically not the same guy, but they repeatedly talk about "Robotnik coming back," and when he talks about his own backstory, it's seemingly exactly the same except he won instead of lost. Like in one issue he talks with Naugus and they have the same memories of events that happened before Robotnik died, so Naugus realizes that though he's technically not the same guy, he can rely upon the fact that they know and remember the same things, except for his death. BUT this reminds me of how there are actually two Robo-Robotniks. In issue 19 Penders introduced Robo-Robotnik, who roboticized his universe's Sonic, but then this only made Sonic powerful enough to defeat him, so he had to roboticize himself in order to beat Sonic. Then in issue 21, Penders killed Robotnik. But in a backup story in issue 22, he brought Robotnik back (honestly it always felt to me like he was forced to bring him back, but I can't prove that). So he had it so Robo-Robotnik bring him back. But when Robo-Robotnik explained his backstory, it was slightly different. In this version, Sonic was not roboticized when Robotnik roboticized himself, and Robo-Robotnik then lost anyway, so in his universe, Sonic has married Sally, had kids, and become king. So this is essentially the beginning of the Mobius 25 Years Later timeline, which Penders just finally followed up on with his long-delayed but finally released book "The Lara-Su Chronicles." So basically he fucked up and gave two different backstories. So later writers treat it as if the second one is the important one, but clearly Penders intended the guy in issue 22 to be the guy from issue 19. Clearly readers were supposed to recognize him when they saw him, and feel the gravitas of the villain who was the biggest threat the series had by that point. And you can say "well technically they're different guys, and that's fine." But that's fucking stupid, because they're not different guys for any good story reason, but only because of a badly written plot. Yeah, sure, you can justify it and say it's not a plot hole (even though actually it is because in the Sonic Underground crossover special, the Robo-Robotnik who goes on to become Eggman is explicitly identified as the guy who did the Giant Borg plot in issue 19), but it's not about it being a plot hole or not. It's about it being a stupid decision that robs the story of emotional resonance it could have had. That's the entire reason you'd ever use returning characters. Because their histories inform how you see them in each successive story. Removing history for no reason is stupid. >he really just decided to spend the next few years hiding in a satellite before launching his conquest on Mobius Prime again. This isn't actually what's said in Issue 22. In that issue it's said that his final battle with Sonic is what lead to that. Indeed, that Sonic is alive and well and not a robot back in his universe. >Judi Dench M Yeah, that's a good example, too. That also bugged me, especially in Skyfall, where they really lean on the emotional weight of knowing this character since Goldeneye. I kind of like the fan-theory that Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace are prequels, but the later Craig films are sequels that happen after Die Another Day. Of course, it's fucked up because we are explicitly introduced to Judi Dench M in Goldeneye as if she is new in the job, but uh... yeah this shit bugs me. >>40943 >Evoking feelings of nostalgia isn't the same thing as making you see another version of the character the exact same way. That's precisely my point. It's not. The latter is better than the former. The former is an even more cynical cash-grab. They couldn't even bother to write a way for it to actually be the same character, even though in this case it was pretty obvious. Instead they're just like "here's the actor. Now feel." It's the same as when they reboot Transformers and expect me to care about Optimus every time. It's only one step better than when they stick some affirmative action hire in a superhero suit and tell me to feel the same since they're wearing the same suit. But no, even if Miles Morales worse Peter Parker's exact uniform, and looked exactly the same, I wouldn't feel the same about him, because he's a different guy. Or for a more generous example, you can look at Wally West. When he becomes Flash, his costume is only marginally different. The untrained eye wouldn't be able to tell if it was looking at Wally or Barry. Or Bart, for that matter. But they're all different guys, with different histories, and I care about them all differently. >You'd have a bigger case of reprimanding Tom Holland's Spider-man for trying to make people see him as on par with Tobey Maguire. I disagree. I don't like Holland's Pathetic Spider-Boy either, but this would be more like in Spider-Verse they had Maguire show up, but instead of being the Spidey we saw in those three movies, he was a different guy who we never saw before. Holland at least started from scratch and we saw his story from pretty close to the start. I don't like all of it, but it's there. Here we don't see this new Wolverine's story. We're just told it (show, don't tell), but what they do tell is just enough to see that he's a new guy. We don't care about him because of story, but just because of actor, and that's stupid, when story could have easily been used. All your guys' excuses are basically just >"No, you don't understand! They weren't trying to write a good movie!" Yes. I understand the plot. I'm saying that they missed a chance to change the plot only slightly and make for a better story.
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>>40953 And I'm telling you your idea for changing the plot would make DOFP pointless. Meaning Wolverine gets no happiness. Your idea would be worse in every way just because you can't handle a variant of Wolverine still played by Hugh Jackman. Again, do you throw the same temper tantrum over multiple animated Wolverines? I'm tired of repeating myself on this. You're clearly not gonna get it & we can't be any clearer.
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>>40953 >But the backstory they give him isn't one that's radically different, it's just different enough that he isn't the guy we followed, which is dumb You keep saying this but what about it actually makes it "dumb"? You never articulate why. Assume that it wasn't Hugh Jackman and they decided to to grab Glenn Danzig, Dougray Scott, Russell Crowe (Other actors originally considered for Wolverine), Vince Vieluf, Craig Bierko, (Played him in parodies), or Troye Sivan (The Young Logan from Origins). Everything else about the film remained the same, just the actor was different. Or if they brought back Jackman but as a different character. Would that change anything about how you feel regarding his purpose in the story? >if you want a version of Wolverine that didn't die in Logan, the obvious thing to do would just say "oh yeah, another version of him actually still existed in the original timeline No, he didn't. He effectively jumped from the one reality into the separate "better" one, which was the point of the ending in DOFP. Which creates all kinds of morality problems when you really think about it because the Logan who had been living his life for the past 30 years was effectively erased from existence because of that. >But this is already a movie specifically about bringing Wolverine back to life so he can tell dick jokes with Deadpool. If you're gonna do it, at least doing it with a version of Wolverine we followed through six movies is better than doing it with a brand new version we've never seen before. I disagree on the simple fact that we know going in that this isn't suppose to be the same guy we knew for the past 25 years. >If anything, the backstory they do give sort of evokes that scene in X2 when the government comes and invades the school, but in this new version Wolverine was off being drunk or whatever so he didn't help. I haven't seen Deadpoll 3, so I don't quite know the exact details. But based off of that, it could be something as simple as him failing to revive Rogue at the end of the first movie and he decided to fuck-off after that. >That single issue where Robotnik comes back is the only time it's really acknowledged that they're different guys. <First two pics from issue 75 <Third pic from issue 197 >This isn't actually what's said in Issue 22 I was talking about the events leading up to his "big reveal" in issue 74. Jesus, I sound like a nerd with no life. And I haven't read this series since the Trump administration. >Yes. I understand the plot. I'm saying that they missed a chance to change the plot only slightly and make for a better story. That I can understand. As in, actually establish and show where he fucked up instead of just saying that he did and leaving the audience to fill in the blanks.
>>40955 The backstory Wolverine tells in the movie is that he was off elsewhere while humans came & killed everyone at the school. Wolverine came back & started killing all the humans then kept killing. Implying he went after their families too. Which is why people in his universe hate him. They see him as a vicious killer. He wears his suit under his clothes because it's the only thing left from his friends he has to remember them by. Nothing implying it was Stryker's team from X2 killing everyone. Which wasn't what they were there for in the movie anyway. It's left vague since it doesn't really matter who did it. Just that it happened & Wolverine went berserk.
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>>40954 >variant You mean "version" right?
>>40962 >Oliver and Company <Has one of the best songs in Disney's entire catalog >The Black Cauldron <Only "shit" because (((Katzenberg))) literally and physically butched the film's editing I will admit that it's not the best film in Disney's catalog, but is one of my favorites because it's the rare occasion that Disney actually makes an adventure movie (Dinosaur is also decent for that) and has a genuine "good" versus "evil" story. However at the end of the day, WHY remake anything at ALL? Especially when they DID make one of their "crap" movies (Pete's Dragon, another favorite of mine), and it was shit?
>>40963 Variant is the MCU term for multiverse versions of existing character. Just easier.
>>40964 >Oliver and Company <Has one of the best songs in Disney's entire catalog And a cute girl too.
>>40962 If we're being fair, Treasure Planet would be in the scrap pile only because it flopped in the theatrical box office.
>>40967 Also while a great movie, it did rely heavily upon cliches with the whole "Single mother struggling to raise a genius child who causes/suffers nothing but problems" that numerous other films both before and after it have used. Not even the only animated movie to have done it, too.
>>40968 Well yeah but it's based on an existing story so understandable.
>>40954 >And I'm telling you your idea for changing the plot would make DOFP pointless. No, because it's already pointless with the movie we actually got. They erased it anyway. I'm saying they could have erased a lot less. The less they erase, the better. >Meaning Wolverine gets no happiness. Well the Wolverine from Logan got his ending. This is a different Wolverine. What I'm saying is they didn't need to make his history so different. They could have kept most of it and only had him split off from just before the movie that the plot required them to remove. >Your idea would be worse in every way just because you can't handle a variant of Wolverine still played by Hugh Jackman. I can handle it, but I'm saying it's pointless. They don't do anything significant with the fact that his history is different. It's not different enough to matter. It's not like this is evil Wolverine, or a Wolverine who never joined the X-Men. It's Wolverine who quit the X-Men and then bad shit happened to them, which already happened in the actual movies. But it's not that time he quit the X-Men and bad shit happened. It's a different time we never actually saw. Great writing. >I'm tired of repeating myself on this. You're clearly not gonna get it & we can't be any clearer. I can respect this. We've made our points and third parties can read them and decide who they agree with. Fair enough. I'll still reply to replies to me though. >You keep saying this but what about it actually makes it "dumb"? I told you. It's different for no reason, and thus loses emotional weight for no reason. >Assume that it wasn't Hugh Jackman and they decided to to grab (anyone else) Then it might be better if the idea was that that is the Wolverine we are going to get in future movies. If it's introducing a new character on purpose, then that makes more sense. But here it's ostensibly the last time Jackman is playing him. The movie even says it. The point isn't to set up for future movies, it's to make you remember the past. But his past isn't the past they want you to remember, and they don't do anything meaningful with it being different, because the point wasn't that it was different, the point is that it was the same, but they didn't care enough to bother to think of a way to actually make it the same. They took the lazy way out and just said it was a random "variant" we've never seen before, when it didn't need to be, and it would have been more effective if it wasn't. >Or if they brought back Jackman but as a different character. That would be pretty bizarre and make it an entirely different movie. That wouldn't just be a minor change. It would depend on what they'd be trying to do with it. >No, he didn't. I know they didn't say he did, I know how Days of Future Past went, but I'm saying they could easily just make this excuse. It would be perfectly believable in this context. I wouldn't even be surprised if other Marvel movies already set up that you can create new timelines with time travel. Plenty of other time travel stories do. But I'm not about to watch all the Post-Infinity War garbage Marvel has pumped out to prove it. It's not essential to my point. >Which creates all kinds of morality problems when you really think about it because the Logan who had been living his life for the past 30 years was effectively erased from existence because of that. Yeah that's a good point. If I was writing a really autistic movie, I'd do something with that. Hell, I'd make that Logan the bad guy in this movie. I didn't think the story really called for Cassandra Nova. It felt like they could have swapped her out for any other villain and it wouldn't impact the whole movie that much. Getting erased and having his life stolen would be a good reason to have an evil Wolverine for a good Wolverine to fight. >I disagree on the simple fact that we know going in that this isn't suppose to be the same guy we knew for the past 25 years. This is just saying that the movie wasn't trying to be good in the first place. Just because it tells you it's a different guy doesn't mean it was a good decision. It has no bearing on my argument. >First two pics from issue 75 >Third pic from issue 197 Forgive me for not being overly literal in my point regarding Sonic the Hedgehog comics. I know that sounds sarcastic, but obviously once the conversation gets that autistic, I should be very literal. My point, though, was that it's the last time it's important. I mentioned that they do occasionally reference that he's not the original guy, they call him "Robotnik 2.0" for a while, but it's never actually important to the plot. Even that page you posted with Zonik is not doing any story thing with Robotnik technically being Robo-Robotnik, it's just trying to brush away what would otherwise be a plothole due to what they're saying about Scourge in that Scourge story. Also, the ones from issue 75 are just actually the story of how Robotnik "came back." Not really an example of another time it was referenced. My point is that after he "came back" (or rather, Robo-Robotnik replaced him), it was never important to the story. It was a thing in history, but it never mattered, except for the single one-off issue where original Robotnik came back. But even after that happens, the fact that it happened is never referenced again. >Jesus, I sound like a nerd with no life. Welcome home, brother. >>40957 >Nothing implying it was Stryker's team from X2 killing everyone. Well yeah, that's just my headcanon coping mechanism so I can imagine that I sort of saw the scene he describes and events leading up to it (so at least the first movie). But they didn't even really do that. I'm not arguing it's actually canon or anything. >>40962 >Tangled is art but The Black Cauldron isn't. Fuck this shit. And Lilo and Stitch is definitely not in any league above Oliver & Company.
[Expand Post]>>40964 >Oliver & Company soundtrack I have very mixed feelings about the times Disney just gets pop artists to do major parts of the soundtrack. I love Billy Joel, and Elton John, and Phil Collins, but their songs always stick out and just make everything feel different than the non-pop songs. Though Billy Joel's songs are probably better in that regard since he's a character in the movie so his character singing makes more sense. >WHY remake anything at ALL? Because evil cannot create, it can only corrupt. Kind of like how the execs butchered The Black Cauldron into a corruption of Lord of the Rings instead of the novel it was supposed to be based on. Still better than a lot of their later movies, though. >>40969 Did that happen in Treasure Island? I never read that one.
>>40977 They didn't erase anything. You're getting this completely wrong.
>>40977 >I have very mixed feelings about the times Disney just gets pop artists to do major parts of the soundtrack. I love Billy Joel, and Elton John, and Phil Collins, but their songs always stick out and just make everything feel different than the non-pop songs. The funny thing is that Walt actually did hire many then-contemporary artists and composers to do the music for his movies. Roy Rogers, Mack David, Al Hoffman, Sammy Cahn, The Mellomen, The Sons of the Pioneers. It's mostly from the 80's onward that they began to entrench themselves in doing all the music "in house", and I feel like they've mostly suffered for that. With the only films having music that I can only really pick out as being "good" are Hunchback, Hercules, Mulan, and Home of the Range (Of all things). Every other time, it seems it would be better for them to just outsource the soundtrack to an actual music artist. Best example is An Extremely Goofy Movie, which I will declare is one of the BEST animated films in Disney's catalog thus far, but all the entire soundtrack is just disco music from the 70's. Even the Recess movie (Another great underrated film) deserves some praise as they did the same thing.
>>40965 >Just easier To use their forced terminology.
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>>40986 This one looks worse then the femboy looking one
>>40978 >They didn't erase anything. You're getting this completely wrong. Okay, again my fault for not using overly literal language on this board. I should realize that I'm talking to Rain Man here. I understand what a multiverse is. I saw the fucking movie. The point is that they wanted a Wolverine who didn't experience Logan. But instead of just getting a Wolverine who didn't experience that one movie, they got a Wolverine who didn't experience any of the movies. But they didn't do anything with that. Him not experiencing Logan was actually necessary for the story, but him not experiencing the rest of the movies was not. It thus would have been better if they just said he did, since at least then you'd have the sense of attachment and history that they're trying to evoke by using Jackman. If you read my posts, you would understand what I'm saying. I've repeated it enough.
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>>40992 Yes. Because Logan is the ending of the MAIN movie universe Wolverine's story. The fuck you mean they didn't do anything with him? We got his whole deal, why he wears the suit, & him overcoming his guilt. He got a whole character arc. He got the fucking costume. Something the main Wolverine never did. The events of Logan were not necessary for him to be a character the audience can care about. AGAIN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO JUST HAS THE PROBLEM WITH IT NO ONE ELSE DOES! It's not a valid criticism of the movie because people still liked & empathized with THIS Wolverine regardless of him being a different Wolverine. You act like I'm the dense one here but you STILL cannot grasp the idea that YOU'RE the problem here. Not the movie.
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>>40986 For some reason it reminds me of the MTV Spiderman show. Maybe it's the bad CGI.
>>41009 Exactly my thought. And the CGI was only bad then because it was still a new technology people didn't get the hang of yet. What's Disney's excuse now?
>>40993 >Yes. Because Logan is the ending of the MAIN movie universe Wolverine's story. I don't understand why you're saying this. It contradicts nothing I said. >The fuck you mean they didn't do anything with him? I didn't say they didn't do anything with him, I said they didn't do anything with the idea that he didn't experience any of the movies we saw. The only one that needed to not happen was Logan. >We got his whole deal, why he wears the suit, & him overcoming his guilt. He got a whole character arc. And none of that required that he was a brand new guy instead of a guy we saw in a bunch of movies. >He got the fucking costume. Something the main Wolverine never did. So you're a retard who cares only about looks and not about the story. You also again fail to grasp the point that him wearing the costume does not require that he didn't experience all the movies. >The events of Logan were not necessary for him to be a character the audience can care about. My entire thing is that Logan is the only movie the plot required to not happen, but they could have kept the rest. Now you're arguing as if I'm saying they should have kept Logan as canon, even though that's the one bit the plot actually called for. You lack all reading comprehension. >AGAIN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO JUST HAS THE PROBLEM WITH IT NO ONE ELSE DOES! Appealing to popularity. "Other braindead retards don't think about things and just clap when told! Why can't you?" Go watch a Transformers movie, retard. >It's not a valid criticism of the movie because people still liked & empathized with THIS Wolverine regardless of him being a different Wolverine. That doesn't contradict my point that it would be more effective if it was a character we saw before rather than a new guy. You're not even contradicting anything I say. >You act like I'm the dense one here but you STILL cannot grasp the idea that YOU'RE the problem here. Not the movie. You're the one that can't even contradict anything I'm saying. The movie uses Hugh Jackman to make us feel a sense of familiarity with the character. It doesn't do anything with the fact that he didn't experience the other movies (except for Logan, because they wanted him alive and not dead). Therefore it would have been better if we were actually familiar with him (increasing the effect of using Jackman) through establishing that he experienced most of the movies we watched. Making it so he didn't, or not taking advantage of it, is a poor writing decision. You have a particular writing style that outs you as a retarded newfag, by the way. I'd advise against redtext and all caps. It doesn't help your case. I suppose I shouldn't say newfag, because I know to you it feels like you've been around for a while, but your idiosyncratic style makes it so we can all tell who you are and recall other retarded arguments you make. This doesn't have to do with our current argument, but I'm just giving you a tip for your own good.
>>41011 Autism anon please. How do you not understand that bringing back Wolverine post Logan would devalue both DOFP & Logan either way you do it? How are you this dense? You're impossible. I cannot be any clearer & all you're doing is going "Nuh uh!" to everything. We're going in circles.
>>41012 >bringing back Wolverine post Logan would devalue both DOFP & Logan either way you do it? This was my entire point. The movie admits it, because yeah, it's gonna happen. It's the premise of the film. My point is only that the emotional resonance they were trying to achieve by casting Jackman would have been furthered if they established that he at least experienced some of the movies we watched instead of making him a whole new character, especially since they didn't do anything with the fact that he was a wholly different character and not just a guy who was different in the one way the plot required (AKA he was alive). >all you're doing is going "Nuh uh!" to everything. Everyone can just read the conversation and see what's going on. You're not actually addressing any of what I'm saying. >We're going in circles. Indeed. I'm just repeating myself in this post since you keep just ignoring and misconstruing what I'm saying. So just let everyone read the conversation and see that you're a retard. Fair enough.
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>>41013 No. The movie was not trying to make you feel the same way. They make it explicitly clear this is not the same Wolverine. He is a failure. It does not want you to feel the exact same about him as if he was literally the same version. He didn't need to be either. You're literally arguing FOR a lazier take. You keep saying the same thing in different ways & I keep telling you the same thing as blatant as I can because you're still not getting it.
>>41014 >No. The movie was not trying to make you feel the same way. They make it explicitly clear this is not the same Wolverine. The latter doesn't confirm the former. They just fucked up. >He is a failure. It does not want you to feel the exact same about him as if he was literally the same version. I didn't say they wanted you to feel "the exact same." I did say that the sad backstory they gave him, the only thing that makes him significantly different (other than being alive) could have applied just as well to a version who experienced the movies we saw (except Logan), and that would have made it more effective. >He didn't need to be either. Didn't "need" to be, but it would have been better, and I've explained why, and you haven't argued against it except misconstruing my argument and saying that the plot doesn't literally require it. Again, the closest you've come to an argument is the equivalent of saying "No, you don't understand! They didn't actually intend to make it good!" >You're literally arguing FOR a lazier take. >actually bothering to remember previous movies and use their plots to more effectively evoke the emotions that your central premise and protagonist are already trying to evoke is lazier. >You keep saying the same thing in different ways & I keep telling you the same thing as blatant as I can because you're still not getting it. Yes, we are both repeating ourselves, but again it's just because you keep misconstruing my argument and just stating the plot, as if I ever said that isn't what the plot is. You fail to grasp the difference between plot and story. But sure, just let everyone read our conversation and decide for themselves.
>>41015 Why? WHY does he NEED to have lived through the movies up to any point? What does that enhance about the character we got? Nothing. It doesn't enhance the experience if his life was mirrored 1:1 to the main universe's one. You only keep acting like it will because you can't just accept the idea of a different version of the character you can like for just being a different version played by the same actor. The movie is not worse off for not making a VARIANT of Wolverine, WHO'S HAD MANY I'VE ALREADY MENTIONED >>40954, instead of a near copy in history to the original.
>>41016 I fucked up that last sentence but the point stands. Nothing is made for the better by giving this Wolverine the same history or literally making him the original movie Wolverine.
>>41016 >WHY does he NEED to have lived through the movies up to any point? What does that enhance about the character we got? Nothing. Because then he's a character we are attached to, and that was clearly the feeling they were trying to evoke, since they cast Hugh Jackman, and they didn't actually do anything with the fact that he didn't experience the movies. It's not like he was a significantly different version. He only had one notable experience in his backstory, but otherwise acted exactly the same. They could have put that experience or one like it in the backstory of one who experienced the movies, and it would have made the emotions evoked by that experience more meaningful since he'd be a character we were attached to and not just an actor we were attached to. >you can't just accept the idea of a different version of the character you can like for just being a different version played by the same actor. My point is that that precise feeling that you were saying until now they weren't trying to evoke, but now admit they were trying to evoke with their casting, would have been made more effectively if it was done with the story and not just the casting. >The movie is not worse off for not making a VARIANT of Wolverine, WHO'S HAD MANY I'VE ALREADY MENTIONED >>40954, instead of a near copy in history to the original. Those animated Wolverines weren't Hugh Jackman. Casting Hugh Jackman was to make us recall the movies he was in. But they didn't do anything with the fact that he starred in those movies. But then they also didn't do anything with the fact that the character DIDN'T star in those movies. It wasn't a deliberate choice done to enhance the story, it was just that they didn't bother to think of a way to bring him back in a way that would have made the story a little better. And yes, those animated Wolverines are all different guys, and just because I like one doesn't mean I'll like the others. They have to earn my affection all over again. It's the entire reason shows follow the same characters over multiple episodes, otherwise each episode of X-Men: The Animated Series should have been about a different Wolverine. It's also the whole reason they brought back characters like Blade and Electra and The Human Torch in this movie. Wouldn't it have been stupid if they had Blade say "actually, I'm not the one from those other movies. I'm a version who is just like him except for one little bit that we could have just said happened to the other version, but we didn't"? >>41017 >Nothing is made for the better by giving this Wolverine the same history or literally making him the original movie Wolverine. What's made better is the emotional effect they were trying to evoke by casting Jackman. That effect is familiarity and nostalgia and attachment. They could have done something different by casting him, but they didn't, because they didn't make the character significantly different. That isn't what they were going for. They were going for "Wolverine is back and now he's gonna swear with Deadpool." So okay, they need to get a version who didn't experience the movie where he died, but they didn't need to get a version who didn't explicitly experience any of the movies. That doesn't help the story at all. All it does is make us less familiar with and attached to the character, lessening the effect that the entire rest of the movie is trying to evoke. The entire movie is about this. It's not even just casting Jackman. It's what the whole story is about. It's about bringing back the old movies from the 2000s. But when it came to the actual main character, they were too lazy to actually bring back a character who was in those movies. They didn't do anything with the fact that he wasn't in those movies. They just didn't bother to think of a way of having him be in those movies, even though there was an easy one staring them in the face due to the time travel that happened in those movies.
>>41018 It's the same actor because he's the only one who's played him & it's nostalgia for his performances as him. It is not to there to make you feel the exact way as the version who's story is already done. There done. Enough already.
>>41019 You didn't read that entire post and type that entire reply in one minute and fourteen seconds. You aren't even actually engaging with the argument. You're a fucking retard who is just emotionally invested in defending this corporate slop. I'll allow corporate slop, I'm arguing about capeshit, after all, but it's clear at this point that you're just emotionally invested in defending it just because it exists, since you're not even trying to counter any of the points. Again, in this very post, you get the closest you've ever been to an argument, which is just "but it's okay because they weren't trying to make it a good story!" You're a fucking idiot, dude. You're embarrassing yourself. I mean I am, too, for being so autistic and arguing with you, but you're just outing yourself as an absolute braindead consumer, emotionally invested in people not realizing that a movie was not as well written as it could have been.
>>41020 Because you're saying the same thing & missing the point every time. It's pointless. It takes only a sentence to see the flaws in your logic every time.
>>41021 Again, you obviously didn't read that and type that reply in 45 seconds. You're just outing how disingenuous you are. I haven't interacted with people like you since I was about 7 years old, and kids decided they were too old to get emotionally invested in if their friends preferred the Green Ranger over the Red Ranger. You're irrationally attached to the idea of the movie not being badly written, whether it is or not. You haven't countered the simple point, you just keep repeating that they weren't even trying to make the movie good. You're pathetic. And coming from anyone on this board, especially me, that's saying something.
>>41022 You call me disingenuous while writing off a movie completely for a Wolverine variant not being the exact same character. Ironic.
>>41023 >writing off a movie completely I never said that. I didn't even say it was a terrible movie. I did say that the particular element I'm complaining about is bad writing, though. It could have achieved its emotional goals much more effectively. All the feelings the movie made us feel could have been heightened very easily. Also, I don't think you know what either disingenuous or ironic mean. Your sentence makes no sense. I'm also terribly distracted that you keep using their weirdly artificial term "variant." You're just an MCU fanboy. Next you'll just get mad that people don't like She-Hulk or The Marvels. Or maybe you'll think that since you don't like those, that means you're totally reasonable. You only like Loki, of course.
>>41024 HOW?! You don't need the movie history of him to be a full character with an arc. His history beyond his tragic event that made him a failure literally doesn't matter for what the movie is doing. There you go again deflecting. No I hate the state of the MCU. I liked this movie. A movie that outright makes fun of the MCU's recent failures.
>>41025 >You don't need the movie history of him to be a full character with an arc. I never argued otherwise. >His history beyond his tragic event that made him a failure literally doesn't matter for what the movie is doing. It matters for the sense of attachment, familiarity, nostalgia, etc., that is not just the point of casting Jackman, but the entire point of the movie revolving around characters from other 2000s superhero movies. >A movie that outright makes fun of the MCU's recent failures. That is one other thing that kind of rubbed me the wrong way. Of course I agree, but it feels very disingenuous coming out of Ryan Reynolds Deadpool, of all characters. You know that soyboy would be the first to defend those movies.
>>41026 The other characters are there for nostalgia for different movies. The X-men ones besides X-23 probably aren't the versions from the mainline history either. It didn't matter though because they're visual nostalgia. Jackman Wolverine nostalgia is for his performance & being the only one to play the character this whole time. He didn't need the movie history either because his story only pertains to PARTICULAR events in his universe. Not his whole life story. Of course Ryan in reality would defend them. He's probably friends with all the actors & studio executives. He can't seriously jab them but can through comedic parody. Which this movie did so it gets points for that rather than acting like everything's great over at Disney.
Apparently there's a Batman comic issue that's been made all in AI. >>>/v/1003405
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>>41029 >Artists at the end get (((replaced))) >Not even the state will save their asses because impersonating an artstyle is not that big of a deal <Nobody would bat an eye because the stories have gotten so sterile and safe that even a robot could follow the formula effortlessly The real endgame.
>>39855 >>39882 >>40574 Anyone have the ren stimpy reboot season available in a streaming site or download? I want to see if it's really as bad as they say. Stimpy having an iPhone sounds cancerous >>40962 I actually like this, because it gives the bad/mid/mediocre movies a second chance, instead of making an inferior version of the original masterpieces. I'd be way less harsh on disney if they experimented more, and tried to salvage all their IP scrap.
>>40966 >redhead oh no...
>>41035 I've seen a glimpse through these cartoon reviewers at Jewtube but they had to filter the shit out of it just to avoid getting struck. One of the scenes had Ren saying: >This reminds me of a Beatles song Not only they added a forced pop-culture reference but Billy West is following the same path as Julie Kavner, he just can't pull out their voices anymore.
I'm watching Moral Orel for the first time, and season one was great. However, season two is hit-or-miss. The pacing is wrong, and the differences in ability and understanding of the characters between directors and writers is obvious. Episodes written by Stamatopoulos are good. Episodes written and directed by Stamatopoulos are great. Episodes written by anyone else turn the show into Robot Chicken. It's like AS mandated that other people have to write and direct for guild credit after the first season. Pleasure is oversexualized and half-finished. The Lord's Prayer is ridiculous and feels like a comic book writer wanting to put his stamp on a character by replacing Shapey with Block. Holy Visage is stupid and reeks of meddling, especially since Moralton is a Protestant town, and revering relics is a Catholic practice. Turn the Other Cheek especially feels like a Robot Chicken sketch. Orel goes on a rampage against anyone who makes something resembling a fist, and the message is so salient compared to the rest of the series so far. Orel could have learned that there's righteous violence (protecting others) and wrongful violence (excessive pre-emptive violence) and had a joke about Clay spanking him being righteous, but the episode ended with Orel not learning his lesson, like a pale imitation of the previous episode.
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>>41027 >The X-men ones besides X-23 probably aren't the versions from the mainline history either. The big difference is that the movie doesn't say that. You saying they're actually not the characters you saw before is literally just your headcanon. >He didn't need the movie history either because his story only pertains to PARTICULAR events in his universe. Not his whole life story. Saying something isn't needed for the plot to work isn't the same as saying something is good or better. Yes, I understand the plot. It's not particularly complicated. For the themes of the film, though? What they did was a bad decision that makes them not as impactful.
>>41107 Because it would literally be impossible given the timeline & Juggernaut being inconsistent with his Deadpool 2 look. It's not hard to figure that out. That's your opinion & I do not share it. Your suggestions, again, would devalue everything that's already happened instead. It's literally the lesson the black lady tells Deadpool. This Wolverine's suffering is what made him the hero he is today. There's nothing to fix. Likewise, everything the main Wolverine already went through & finished with his story doesn't need to be "fixed" either by bringing him specifically back for more.
>>41108 >Because it would literally be impossible given the timeline & Juggernaut being inconsistent with his Deadpool 2 look. It's not hard to figure that out. Juggernaut appeared in X-Men 3, then later Days of Future Past happened and changed the timeline. Then later Juggernaut appeared in Deadpool 2. If you must explain him looking different, the timeline change does it. This Wolverine from Deadpool 3 isn't from Deadpool's timeline anyway. That's central to the plot of that movie. What isn't central is that he's a brand new Wolverine we never saw before. >Your suggestions, again, would devalue everything that's already happened instead. It's literally the lesson the black lady tells Deadpool. This Wolverine's suffering is what made him the hero he is today. The suffering could have happened anyway, to a character who is actually one we followed, instead of a brand new one. That would have matched the themes of revisiting the old movies. >Likewise, everything the main Wolverine already went through & finished with his story doesn't need to be "fixed" either by bringing him specifically back for more. That wouldn't happen regardless because that isn't the plot of this movie. I'm not saying the plot should have been different. I'm saying that a slight change to the backstory (not plot, but backstory) could have matched the themes more effectively. Literally all I'm saying is that the point of the movie is revisiting these old movies, and that making a brand new Wolverine be the main character instead of one we followed before defeats that point, as much as it would if Elektra, Blade, and The Human Torch were new characters instead of the old ones. Actually, much more, since Wolverine is the main character. Also I'm bugged by Gambit being a joke based on Hollywood rumors instead of the Gambit from Origins. Also also, now that I think about it, I don't like how X-23 worked in this movie either. She's also a new X-23, right? Not the one from Logan? So that's also dumb. They should have just had Deadpool meet her in his universe. They're already from the same universe. Or the future of the Deadpool universe? You could say it's Deadpool's universe except Deadpool 2 has a few X-Men in it. You could say it's the future except then Wolverine would still be alive in this movie. I guess you could say Colossus and the rest of the ones that appeared in Deadpool 2 were just the only survivors but they just didn't talk about all their friends dying, and you could make a joke about that. It's messy. But none of this is as big a problem as Wolverine since X-23 isn't a main character. Another thing I'd have done is just merge Deadpool's whole universe, or at least his friends, into the main universe. Sure, that does clash with the idea that his universe is good for its own sake, and he shouldn't feel like he needs to join the MCU. Then again, this entire movie was about bringing Wolverine back to life even though it destroys the ending of a well liked movie where he dies. Deadpool being a comedy character would give him leeway. I'd have it so he wants to save his universe, but then at the end the bad guys are like "well, we can't do that, but we can let your friends merge into the MCU along with you." Then he could be like "all those other people would die! But I don't know them, so okay." A cynical joke for a cynical move. But I don't really care about that as much as Wolverine. Deadpool not being part of the MCU at the end seems like an odd decision for future movies, but it doesn't hurt this movie in particular. Wolverine being a new character in a movie where the whole premise is revisiting old characters is very stupid and does hurt this movie. That's the thing I actually care about because it relates to the themes of the film and not just universe building autism.
>>41109 These are very clearly completely different characters. D&W Juggernaut is based visually on Last Stand Juggernaut but from a pruned timeline. He is not the same one as the one in Deadpool 2. Absolutely no point to drag back the one we know. His story is already done. Now could it have been done by just making Logan an alternate timeline ending? Sure. But it's perfectly fine as is having that be Wolverine's definitive end in the mainline movie universe. X-23 is the same as Logan one. There's no indication otherwise. She even outright references the events of Logan & how he saved her to the variant Wolverine. This isn't a cynical movie. A Wolverine variant was put in for a nostalgic team up to close the Fox verse & saying Wade doesn't need to be forced into the MCU to be happy. It's literally a happy positive movie.
Technically /co/ so I'll post about it. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is very disappointing. It's a messy movie that's juggling too many plot threads without tying them together in a satisfying way. Everything is too rushed so the impact of it all is unsatisfying. You at least get bits of lore explaining Beetlejuice's backstory & how the afterlife works. But other than that the movie adds nothing that was really needed. It should have taken more notes from the cartoon & made Beetlejuice a bad influence friend of Astrid, played by Jenna Ortega, causing havoc in the human world while Beetlejuice is hiding from his evil ex-wife. Instead what we got is just too underwhelming to recommend seeing in theaters. Keaton's easily the best part despite his age clearly hindering him but Beetlejuice is barely in the movie either.
>>41110 Its going to be a while before any accurate adaption of the Juggernaut comes out. >>41111 They should've just made Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian.
>>41117 Unironically an actual silly comedy would've been better than this movie. It's so nothing.
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>>41111 Don't expect the whole cast back: >Alec Baldwin (pic related) >Glenn Shadix (dead 20 years ago) >And the other actor who got outed as a pedophile
>>41149 Yes I know. I saw the movie.
>>41157 Why it was conceived in the first place? What happened to the Addams Family spinoff?
>>41164 Money & desperation from WB. Technically a sequel was planned since the first movie came out but it's been in development hell since the 90s. Apparently the movie we got was a mixture of scripts cobbled together by the writers for Wednesday. The Wednesday show came out two years ago, anon. That's what made Jenna Ortega really famous in the first place. Do you live under a rock?
>>41168 >Jenna Ortega really famous in the first place I mean I did see those slop Wednesday Tiktok videos done by wagecuck koreans animators while I was thinking that zoomers had a nostalgia boner over the Addams Family. Didn't Ortega, like any other "talented" actress, already gain some popularity through sex scenes in movies that nobody watched before even Wednesday happened?
>>41176 Started yes. Popularity no.
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Well regardless of my & many others hangups with the sequel movie, the marketing overdrive is continuing with Beetlejuice now getting an official SH Figuarts figure. Frankly I'm baffled considering WB's past failures at attempting to do figuarts figures with the Snyderverse. This might actually sell considering people at least really like the first movie.
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>>40915 Trailer has now officially dropped. All the same problems pointed out still apply. We also got a terrible movie poster that's definitely made with AI. Look at Bob's hand next to Yelena.
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Of all the problems you may here about with Joker 2, this is the biggest one. Arthur gets beaten & implied raped by Arkham guards. When you hear people saying the movie is a fuck you to fans of the first, note that it shouldn't be about the ending. Arthur is stabbed & some twink who's a fan of him becomes the next Joker. Rather it's shit like this showing utter contempt for the character who people sympathized & related to despite his villainous actions. It shows actual contempt.
>>41430 Not that I don't believe you, and I was cautiously optimistic about from the moment Lady Gaga was attached, but has anyone else seen it and can confirm how pozzed the sequel is?
>>41433 It's not necessarily pozzed or woke. In fact, Gaga's Harley is the villain for gaslighting & trying to convince Arthur that Joker is his real self. I've heard nothing else regarding woke crap.
>>41430 Bad things happening to a character doesn't mean anything by itself. It's about how the film wants you to feel about the things. But you don't really explain that. The whole first movie was bad things happening to the protagonist.
>>41438 And said protagonist became a hit because people sympathized & related to him. So when they make Arthur suffer worse & how they end the movie, it comes across was a fuck you to the audience who liked him so much.
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>>41440 That's disappointing.
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>>41430 Wasn't there a joke online about Jim Gordon raping the joker as revenge?
>>41483 There sure was. That anon definitely got vindicated & we're all suffering for it.
>>41491 >Zack Snyder said he wanted to include a scene of Batman getting sodomized in prison >the Jonkler gets gang raped Really makes you think…
>>41440 And the guy who stabbed him is supposed to be Heath Ledger, right? Hence why the Joker managed to stay in his youth when Batman reached his adulthood, it just happens that Dark Knight is what happened later chronologically. >Ad pops up during Phoenix's agony That was a lot funnier than expected.
>>41507 >And the guy who stabbed him is supposed to be Heath Ledger Yeah, I think that is what is implied. You can also see he giving himself the Glasgow smile with the shiv in the background at the end of the video.
>>41430 The director has been trying to justify the film by saying Arthur realized he never was the Joker, and that the first film wasn't him becoming the Joker, but laying the groundwork for the guy at the end of the second film. After being assaulted, he declares that the Joker doesn't exist and owns up to his actions. The director says this is because guys like Arthur can't win in the face of corruption and the system and have to rebel in their heads. He confirmed that this film is also the origin of Two-Face. This sets up a potential sequel, despite the director walking away from DC. James Gunn came out and clarified that this film has nothing to do with the DCEU, distancing DC from the duology. I haven't watched it, but all of the elements for a good film seem to be there. If the film wasn't a musical, had Arthur embrace the Joker persona and be gaslit by Harley into going wild with it, made the guy who kills him at the end of the film be a sidekick who Arthur would inadvertently betray by denouncing the Joker persona in court, and lingered on the relationship between Harvey Dent and this case for a buildup to a closeup reveal of Harvey Dent's face being half-blown off in the explosion, something the sidekick-turned-Joker would use to assume Arthur's personality and walk out into the sun and his adoring fans, I think it would have been better. A major aspect of the first film was Arthur's relationship with his parents. With him and Harley taking the role of parents to the guy who kills Arthur, there would have been more to say. >impled raped The scene immediately after this is Arthur in bed, looking like a rape victim as he listens to guards kill a victim off screen, a reflection of what he just experienced.
>>41512 >The director has been trying to justify the film by saying Arthur realized he never was the Joker, and that the first film wasn't him becoming the Joker, but laying the groundwork for the guy at the end of the second film. After being assaulted, he declares that the Joker doesn't exist and owns up to his actions. The director says this is because guys like Arthur can't win in the face of corruption and the system and have to rebel in their heads. That sounds like some Grade-A bullshit. And completely defeats the point of the first movie with why Arthur ultimately became an agent of chaos.
>>41501 Yeah it means these edgelord faggot douchebag directors like emasculating men & by having them get raped for shock value. >>41510 It's more of a reference. It'd be impossible for this to be the Nolanverse. Gotham doesn't look the same at all. The Waynes & Alfred are completely different. >>41512 And that's stupid. Not the fact that Arthur would inspire "the real" Joker but that Arthur was never Joker. It's like Burton saying Batman (1989) isn't about the real Batman & The Batman (2022) is the true one. It's Todd Phillips trying to damage control for not giving audiences what they wanted. The Penguin show on MAX is giving us more of what it promises. Even when Oswald is emasculated. Characters struggling is fine. Especially villains. But literally raping then killing them is retarded.
>>41516 >Yeah it means these edgelord faggot douchebag directors like emasculating men & by having them get raped for shock value. It's not "edgelord" shit to have a character raped, it's just plain old bad storytelling that shows that the writer is so shallow that they cannot think of something more "horrific" or "traumatizing" than being sodomized. Which is something they absolutely did not need to do when the first film laid out perfectly just how screwed up Arthur was thanks to almost everyone in his life. Leading up to release, the trailers made me think that the second film was going to be about a "reformed" Arthur having conflicting desires over doubling-down on the madness as he's thrown back into the cruel world outside of Arkham or choosing that he could do something better (Since being a decent human being is a rebelious and chaotic act in this clown world).
>>41517 >It's not "edgelord" shit to have a character raped Depends. In Berserk it serves a story purpose showing trauma with the 3 main characters of the story. How it's affected them & how they respond to it. Meanwhile in something like Kick Ass 2 or The Boys it's just for shock value & being edgy. But yes it is a lazy writer's easy shock value. I wanted Sweeney Todd. Arthur gets dragged along by Harley to be worse after he's been imprisoned in Arkham for so long. She's in love with him & he's just going along with it because he's had no connections for so long but doesn't really love her back. But sharing their schizo musical fantasies that mix reality & delusion. It's not hard to do a Joker musical right. Todd just put no effort.
I hate niggers so much. This is an official LEGO film btw is not a fan thing.
>>41522 >black feminist or just feminist thingy in the back Wow deffintly there aren't black women who see feminism as a white woman only thing. Also these sort of videos/films are such a stupid idea, if you want to support these sort of people actually do something that helps them instead of throwing money into the sewer.
>>41522 I still can't believe this is actually real.
>>41522 >2nd pic The fucking signs from the lego parody sets? >>41526 As expected they won't show how these niggers in their natural habitat, there won't be official lego styled firearms.
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There was a recent Halloween "special" that nobody wanted to watch, but there will thankfully be no more. https://archive.is/ryL3Y​
>>41532 >we live in a universe where 2 seasons of Velma exists but Toonspew's version of Ghoul School doesn't This is Hell isn't it? The world actually ended back in 2012 and we're all in Hell.
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As an attempt to try to move away from talking about the industry burning down, let's talk about some of the other series out there. So first thing I'm seeing is that apparent there's a now Popeye comic series that just came out called "Eye Lie Popeye. It's published by Massive and created by Marcus Williams. Another is a series called Drawing Blood, an action-packed comic by Kevin Eastman about a comic artist who gets in over his head in a world of violence. Next one is The Nefarious Smyths, a capeshit series about a couple of scientists that become supervillians to save their daughter, written by Dug, and drawn by Dennis Tirona and Gilberto Ferrel. Has anyone ever heard of these series or know anything about these creators?
>>41538 >As an attempt to try to move away from talking about the industry burning down <In the dedicated "watching the industry burn" thread Make your own thread goddammit, this isn't a watercooler like /v/'s Gamergate.
>>41518 >I wanted Sweeney Todd I didn't want a sequel at all, but a youtuber (can't remember which one), when the sequel was announced, mentioned that he would have loved to see Joker 2 take place entirely in Arkham. Joker would subtly do little things here and there that would eventually end with him running the asylum, at least for a little bit. Instead we got "Joker: Fuck You, Incels."
>>41605 Does anyone got the videoclip of an Adam Sandler a look like with Joker's make up saying his pretentious "why so serious" catchphrase?
>>41522 I don't know much about this guy, is the black Neptune a reference to something?.
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>>41526 At first my reaction was "Please...no." But, going solely by the trailer, it seems like the sort of positive, imaginative thing that might actually reach a lot of black kids and tell them there's something better out there for them than dying at 17 in a drug deal gone wrong or randomly impregnating and abandoning white girls to raise their cuckoo offspring.
>>38885 So the new Turd Raider for Netflix launched and got shit on because how weak Lara is being portrayed and her nigger lackey got buck broken, I would link you a video but it's only Assmanhole doing a recap and Invidious shit itself again.
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>>41621 Here's a video that someone posted on /v/.
>>41623 Babby lara
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>>41623 >Why are you like that, Lara?
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Hope you didn't enjoy new Ultimate comic line too much.
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>>41631 It never fails to amuse me how they double down everytime.
>>41631 >He's a native american! <looks like a white person doing a cosplay.
>>41633 It's just that cover.
>>41634 God what's wrong with his face and why are his eyes different sizes. And it's not they faggy make-up. The right eye is bigger
>>41631 Damn, I was actually interested in their take on an ultimate hawkeye until this.
>>41635 Just bad line art/coloring.
>>41662 Lego Malcolm X and NoI movie when?
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>>41662 How would the turd MLK statue look like in Lego universe?
Its old news by now but I discovered the reason why the Indian Spider-Man feels like such a pompous self insert is because the indian animators spoke up to make him the cooler and then the directors ran him several more indians ending up with him acting like reddit moderator.
>>41682 >Curry insert Shitter-Man why do you talk like that?
>>41682 I ask this seriously: Are pajeets okay with this?
>>41684 No, no actually Indian cared or asked for this. It's always the hyphen American crowd that does this, just like getting rid of Apu on the Simpsons.
>>41685 I understand that, but im more curious about how they okay with this "thing"? If my whole culture would be reduced to a gay bottom fuckboy i would be pissed as hell. Also as far as i know, people in India are raging misogynists. They gang rape females on the steets and execute rape victims for speaking up. Yet the west does fucking nothing. The last year (2023) rape incidents not even reached the western public stimulus threshold. I dont want to bring in /pol/ tier rants, but holy hell. I would like to see those people reaction to this.
>>41686 >They gang rape females on the steets and execute rape victims for speaking up And the girls are murdered by their own fathers to maintain the family's "honor." And they bring that shit here.
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If you haven't heard, Marvel, Sony, & Amazon are making a Spider-man Noir show. Catch is that Noir is played by Nic Cage. Who's 60 years old. And he's also not playing Peter Parker but Ben Reilly. Yeah really confusing & not shaping up to be a good representation of the comic.
>>41686 I’m aware the sand people are like this, was not aware pajeets were though.
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>>41777 Pajeets are actually probably worse.
>>41533 Why would you WANT the same current-year Scooby writers who tried to retcon Zombie Island and 13 Ghosts and push dyke Velma (Trick or Treat Scooby Doo) to get their claws on Ghoul School? You should be thanking Zaslav (kike that he is) for canning it.
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>>41793 >Dyke Velma The same Scooby movie in which they pulled out a fuckton of guest celebrities like Elvira and Bill Nye? To think Maxwell Atoms dropped the ball hard, or he always been mediocre until he brought C.H. Greenblatt when Billy and Mandy's fame skyrocketed. >Zombie Island and 13 Ghosts <Despite they were dealing with actual ghosts <Turns out it was all stunt to scare away everyone from an unclaimed inheritance or terrain for the millionth time, funneh plot twist that never gets old right? Fucking hell with those slop movies, the one where they tried to bring back Dick Dastardly and other HB characters was the last straw, Zaslav would do a great favor to humanity and just shitcan the animation department completely, those movies proved they overstayed their welcome and they're just luring nostalgiafags or fucking WWE tards.
>King of the Hill Revival Unveils First Look at Adult Bobby Hill https://archive.ph/Tj33L
>>41798 Would a Scrappy series work?
>>41807 No. Barely anyone likes Scrappy.
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>>41806 >Luann is dead IRL >Lucky is dead IRL >Peggy, unfortunately, is still alive
>>41809 Don't forget Dale is dead irl.
>>41808 Truthfully, a lot of the Scrappy hate (not all) is WB astroturfing that started with that shitty live-action movie from James Gunn (who, incidentally, was ALSO planning to have a dyke Velma). Most people nowadays barely remember him.
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>>41807 It's not a Scrappy series, but they're going back to solo Shaggy & Scooby shows with 13 Ghosts II: Faux-Anime Boogaloo >While visiting Japan on the ultimate foodie adventure, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo unwittingly unleash hundreds of mischievous mythical monsters that are now causing trouble all over the country. With the help of Scooby’s uncle, Daisuke-Doo, magical friend Etsuko and gadget wiz Toshiro, Shaggy and Scooby have new mysteries to solve and monsters to catch!
>>41812 >Truthfully, a lot of the Scrappy hate (not all) is WB astroturfing Anon, my parents hated Scrappy long before the James Gunn films as they were the ones who actual grew up with those cartoons. >who, incidentally, was ALSO planning to have a dyke Velma Gunn is a hack. He can make a decent movie, but the guy is your typicall Pedowood auteur. Not to mention he only threw that claim out there to show how "homophobic" Pedowood was, during a time when Ellen DeGeneres' sitcom was one of the biggest shows on television. >>41813 >they're going back to solo Shaggy & Scooby shows with 13 Ghosts II: Faux-Anime Boogaloo The voices are going to win this time, and so shall the pain begin again. Also, trying to find an estimated releease date (It doesn't have one) and found this little gem in an article: https://archive.ph/JHdXp <In a statement, Stacey Kim, vice president, of series, Warner Bros. Animation and Cartoon Network Studios, said at the Annecy presentation, “We have seen a lot of iterations of ‘Scooby’ over the years, but nothing quite like this one. This is ‘Scooby’ does anime.” I take it these morons don't remember that the first four D2V Scooby movies literally ARE anime. Made by an animation studio in Japan: https://anidb.net/creator/889
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>>41806 I hope it causes more King of the Hill shitposting. >>41814 >Gunn Funnily enough everyone shit on Lollichop Chainsaw not because of James but because of "le sexualized cheerleader", that would contradict their protests when he got the boot from shitting out Guardians of the Galaxy 3 after his pedophilic party scandal.
>>41813 >has a nigger in it Yeah no thanks WB.
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This show took 10 years to make.
>>41914 Supposedly he's Okinawan.
>>41962 This feels like every other modern cartoon out there. And I'm NOT talking about the art style.
>>41962 I liked Vic the Viking better...
>>41971 >>41966 Funny enough it is derivative even at a cursory glance. There's just nothing special or unique about it.
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>>41972 Speaking of not being special or unique, apparently the black kid, Arni, was going to have a snowman-like appearance before being changed into something more generic.
>>41974 Yep. At least the other two got away unscathed.
>>41962 Remember: Ai is not being able to emulate human art.
>>41522 >>41526 Modulistic Terror A Vast Sadistic Feast The Only Way To Exit Is Going Piece By Piece


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