>>69 >go to sweets shop >ask for appy fizz >doesn't have it >rude shopkeeper >"apply fizz kyun nahi rakhte aap" >"appy peene waale sab exam likh rahe hain" (i have no idea what this means) >find a bottle of appy >get angry at him >tells me to get out and never show my face here again >"paisa loge ya nahi?" >doesn't take the money >leave with free appy

>be me walking around in a jungle at night >see a beautiful apsara in her divine clothes sleeping on the tree >try climbing the tree to touch her >suddenly see a man walking towards me >thinking that he might tell everyone about this, I try to kill him >I grab a rock nearby and try whacking his head with it >but no matter how hard I try I just can't put enough force behind it <realise it's a dream <noticed that this wasn't a forest but a set inside a warehouse <I turn back to the apsara but she's gone >I walk outside the warehouse and see that is daytime >there's a ladder that leads to a medical underground >got down there and saw a white cat, played with it Next dream >I'm inside my house and see a family fighting outside through my window >I knew who the family was fighting with >suddenly the old nokia phone on the table starts ringing >all phones in the house start ringing <scared that I'm in trouble I just forced myself to wake up Next dream >was in and old traditional hotel of sorts >a woman and her young daughter just got there >the daughter was wearing way too revealing clothes and the people were saying bad things to her >I tell the people that it's the mother's fault not the daughter's >mother quickly lashes out at me >I walk out of the place and see the daughter is out too >I see paul heyman in an empty bus glaring at me as it passed by >the girl is playing by the puddle of water and grabbed a net with huge black snake >I went inside as if I didn't see it but the girl xame running to me and showed me a snakebite on her palm >I used some coconut leaves to tie her forearm to stop the venom from flowing further into the bloodstream >decide to take her to the hospital when the bus artives >the bus passes in the opposite direction without stopping for us >paul heyman sees all of this and quickly calls an ambulance

>on top of a church tower fighting with a falcon >tell my friends that this falcon looks like the one from the 2nd stuart little movie >they have no idea what a stuart little is >I'm in disbelief >we climb down and reach the bus stop >we get on the bus and sit on the last seat >driver makes a wrong turn and everyone is pissed >he then reverses and goes in the right route but ends up flipping the bus over >I quickly escape from the windows along with a few others but the rest of them burn with the bus >it was night time and the fire was spreading to the jungle nearby >find a girl with extra long cigarettes >ask one and light it using the fire from the accident >she lights it with the same fire, puts the cigarette to her nipple (it grabs the cigarette like it's a mouth) and smokes from there

>be me walking at night with a girl >we see some people running around in blood stained clothes >see another girl laying down on the road with her thigh busted open >few women are looking after her >one woman tells me to call the ambulance >I didn't want to get bloodstains on my phone so I slowly escape from the scene Scene change >I'm in a village with another friend who's playing with bow and arrow made of pencils >he was using new sharpened pencils as arrow >I ask him why he'd wasting good pencils >he says there's plenty of them >I join him and start shooting arrows at vehicles passing by

mujhe kal ya parso sapna aaya ki mai takla ho gaya hu (male patter baldness) bohot bura sapna tha yaar

>>107 aur dekho how to stop hairfall videos

>>115 mai aise koi videos nahi dekhta :(

>someone appoints me as the ticket checker at the entrance of a movie theatre >I'm punching holes in tickets >2 people I know appear there and keep asking me to let them in for free >I'm trying to be honest and ask them for their tickets >kartik aryan appears and asks to be let in for free >I'm angry ad say "tum to bade paise wale ho to aise bhikhariyo wali harkate kyu kar rahe ho" >all 3 of them are pushing me to be let in for free while there's a huge queue forming behind them scene change >now I have a desk with multiplr employees checking tickets >one kid pays ₹300 and buys a ticket, one of the employees gives him a ticket and returns ₹210 with a ₹200 note and a ₹10 coin >I noticed that the coin had vishnu and laxmi minted into it >I ask the kid if I can exchange that coin for a ₹10 note >kid says no >I offer him ₹100 for the ₹10 coin and he still rejects >I grab that coin off of his hand and throw a ₹10 note at him and run away >the kid is crying and the employee who saw me do this says I'll be in trouble if the kid's parents sue me for causing him mental harm >he says my only option is to melt that coin and lie that there was no coin involved >I really didn't want to melt that coin so I hide it in a tree Next dream >I'm in my room shaving a guy's eyebrow to make him look different because the police were after him >the blade was too blunt and I could barely shave anything >we hear a car arrive and he runs away >it's actually just a bride's family arriving at our house >all of the women make themselves comfortable in my room all around me >I take a high angle selfie without even raising my hand >I use my phone to see what's happening in the other room without even leaving my room >see an ugly ass bride changing clothes

>there are 2 Maruti 800s parked outside the house >one is mine (white) the other is our old one from 2010 (red) >wow i love this car >realise the red colour is actually just panels stuck on to the actual body of the car which is white >start popping them off >wait i already have a white Maruti why am I taking this off >can't decide >open bonnet >the engine bay is completely empty >remember i took out the engine the other day next dream >in college >have to get permission from a professor to do something mundane >but i am naked (underpants only) >desparately need to take a shit >go to the toilet >class topper is pissing >the sandaas is located after a 90 degree turn and it does not have a door >there is a window at the back which oversees a bridge >look out there >see a guy steal or murder (i don't remember) >wow >get dressed and go out >there is a lady detective at the scene but she doesn't know what happened >i don't say anything because I believe the guy didn't do anything wrong >ffw >somehow i suddenly hate the guy >"HAAAA MADAM ISNE HI KIYA SAB KUCH MAINE APNI AANKHON SE DEKHA" >she starts to arrest him >says "TUMHARE JAISE LOGON KO AUR TUMHARE KHAANDAAN KO DANDE SE PEETNA CHAHIYE HARAAMKHOR LOG" to me >i get enraged and snatch the criminal away and set him free to get back at her >she looks confused and hopeless as he runs away >her senior arrives on the scene >"tumhe kitni baar bola hai ki witnesses se thik se baat kiya karo" >i thought they would beat me but they're all ignoring me so i start my bike and leave next dream >go to the Maruti showroom in my 800 with my friend >there is a brand new Maruti 800 5 speed just sitting outside >apparently it is for test drive?? >go in and ask for a test drive >they look at each other, laugh and say yes >this feels just like my car >drive it on an actual highway that goes through my city >went a little too far now it is the mountains >drive very fast on the hairpins >understeer and crash into a police car >fades to black and i respawn with the car and friend >phew

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>ask if he wants to drive >he says he wants to test drive the scorpio >>go to Mahindra showroom >ask for Scorpio test drive >they know we have no intention of buying so they aren't very keen >says come back on Thursday >apparently my friend has an operation that day >the sales guy turns into a doctor and starts explaining how many surgeries etc he would require i played too much nfs before sleeping last night.

woke up in the middle of the night, peed, drank water from fridge and went back to sleep >2 white siblings, a boy and a girl were living in our home >the girl was making fancy breakfast for them >I take a bite of the pie she made and head to the living room >see a king and his wife hugging there >king was tall, well built and had thick stache and was shirtless >queen was dusky, wearing a green gown with her titties out, covered just by her long hair <suddenly feel it's a dream and lose all fear and just bear hug the queen <have sensual cinematic aesthetic close up shot korean movie type sex with her <when I cum I'm inside a bathroom, the cum's dripping everywhere <walk out naked to the white girl's room, she's sitting there with her back turned <I get real close to get and pickup some boxers from her bed and start wearing <her brother comes in and starts punching me <I wrestle and tell him to get out of my house <he tells me that it's his house and I'm the one staying there <look around and realise the house looks very foreign >realise that it wasn't a dream and it was all real >quickly run back to the bathroom to clean the cum stains

>in a huge open room with weird characters >each character gets a timeslot to be in the centre stage of the room >I have to share my stage time with another group >the group had samurais with sumo wrestler's body >we get on the stage and their leader kicks me off of it >I'm laying on the floor as they sit there and perform >a Japanese woman in her 40s approaches to help me >she rests my hand on her boobs and i fondle away >the samurais see it and put a katana to my throat >the blade was too sharp and I was in fear and forced myself to wake up

today, just before waking up >watching a video >it's a girl (Japanese i think) laying on her back and crying >whoever is behind the camera says something like "open her" and has a cigarette in his hand >video has a jump cut, the girl is now gagged and her torso has been cut open >instead of flesh and bones, there is a delicious meal inside, with a lot of rice >realise that the rice was cooked inside her, and she must have been burnt very badly to cook it >the guy with a cigarette says "150 degree celcius" and burns the inside of the girl with his cigarette >the girl writhes in agony >wake up >it's 6:49 >my alarm was set for 6:50 This has happened to me before, if i am under any amount of stress and have to wake up at a specific time i get weird dreams and wake up with a start. Also mayhaps the dream had something to do with those 2 articles i read yesterday + picrel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Daghlian

>>132 too sexy yaar

very deep sleep last night, got a bunch of dreams >go to a hotel with my bro >he sits at a huge table where there are 2 girls already sitting >i have to sit between those 2 >realise there is space elsewhere on the table >move there (i later notice that this is next to their father) >rest of my family comes over >we all start to eat what is on the table >realize this is the food that the girls and their family ordered >still eat it, chicken tandoori is delish >their family leaves, only the father stays >says to me we ate at their table, don't we have manners etc >the bill comes out to be 300 so i ask my father for 150 >he doesn't have change so he gives me 155 (dream logic) >the man i give it to refuses to give me back 5 rupees >get angry >"ek footi kaudi nahi dunga jaa jaake gaand mara" >gets angry >throws a few very bad punches >i throw a few bad punches >push him to the ground >knocked out >a TV mounted on the wall >try to make it fall into him but couldn't ----- >standing at a gate to something >once through the gate there is a huge downward slope culminating in a lake >a truck tries to make a u turn and turns over >i go there to see what i can do >nothing but the truck now starts to slide down the slope >try to hold it >in vain >let go >fat friend tries the same thing >he doesn't let go >i hold him and hold a tree on the sidelines >lets go >the truck falls into the lake >go there and watch >someone else with a pickup truck enters the lake at full speed and drives on the water for a good amount of time >laugh and say "ye to Jesus ka bhi baap nikla" >explain the joke to fat friend

>finish giving my last exam in school >realise that I'll never enter thus building again >as I'm leaving I see the school's annual day festival going on >decide to sit among the audience and enjoy it one last time >sit around a group of people I kinda knew >one guy says "that korean-japanese girl has been staring at you ever since you sat down" >I think he's making fun of me but when I look at ger she quickly breaks eye contact (she was just an Indian girl, pic rel for reference) >hosts on the stage introduce a duo to sing >the duo sings so bad that the host stops them in the middle and lets the audience decide what happens >"raise your hands if you want them to stop singing" >a few hands go up >"raise your hands if you want them to eat kashmiri lal mirch on stage" >I chuckle and raise my hand >the people sitting around me look at me in disgust and anger >I explain to them that kashmiri mirch isn't as spicy and how I was going easy on the singers >'korean-japanese' girl actually finds thus hilarious and giggles >there's a little interval on stage and most of the people walk out to buy things to eat >I'm still sitting there and overhear the korean-japanese girl's friends saying "yaar why don't you just go talk to him" >and she goes "but I don't think he's interested in me at all" >I quickly turn my head in her direction and make full blown eye contact >she gives me a nervous hi gesture >I wave back >she then gives me a thumbs up >I use hand signs to tell her to sit near me >she then sits next to me and we talk for some time >she then asks whether I'm actually interested in her >... >the stage is back up and there's a teacher giving us a riddle >riddle was something like "KFC debug this: yundippr | undippr" >she asks me what the answer for this riddle is >I say nothing and try writing that riddle on paper >pen stops working so I try picking a new pen from the floor >I noticed her hand when I was bent trying to pick up the pen >I grab her hand and tell her "this is there last time we'll ever see each other, and even if we decided to meet more often we still won't have the bond of someone who always are in the same class or workspace. I really like you because you're the second person ever to have a crush on me and the first one was ugly as fuck" I wake up and realise how stupid I was for rejecting her. Why can't I be unrealistic in my dreams at least.

>finish taking a bath >phone rings >it's my mama (who doesn't correspond with my IRL mama) >"heeelllo anon i want you to cut that liver into two and meet me at the stream" >confused, i ask him what he means >"don't you remember that day we caught a fish and removed its liver? We promised to share it" >remember something like that, it was a fish but the liver was very big >that was a very long time ago >"mama wo to ab tak kharab ho chuka hoga" >"to kya hua usse to taste badhta hai" >he sounds borderline psychotic. I decide to talk to him later >mother is very angry with something >ask her what happened >"tere papa aisa avzaar laye hai jo murdo ke organs ko kaat sakta hai, maine chulhe me dal diya to unhone wapas nikal liya" >call brother and talk to him for a while >his speech becomes unintelligible >disconnect >phone rings >it's Mama again >he says the same thing again but now he says it about a human liver and sounds completely unhinged >i decide it's better not to disagree with him >agree to come there >go downstairs, i want to use that organ cutting tool to cut the liver in half and go give it to the mama >mother and father are talking but not quarrelling >they're both looking out of the window, saying they're waiting for the street lights to go out >it's bright and suddenly it becomes dark like someone tuned out the sun >i ask what's up, thinking mama might have shown up >mother answers "someone from the police is here" >i think why that might be <did they come to arrest me for browsing sites like this one? <did they come to arrest us for cannibalism? <could it be mama in disguise? <did they come to ask us for info on mama? >anyway we need to gtfo >i ask my mother why we aren't running out the back door, she casually says "bas ek minute" >wtf why are u so calm <alarm rings at a very inopportune moment The suspense was really building up, but i had to leave the movies right at the climax.

>>146 >"don't you remember that day we caught a fish and removed its liver? We promised to share it" Wow this is so me. I love fish liver.

>standing in a queue >it was tight packed >hear some girls talking in the queue behind me >feel a titty on my back >feels good >reach a white board where we have to write our token number and wipe out the previous one >the girl behind me is having problem with this, i help her out >it's the first time I see her and she's fat but cute >we then move into the hall and sit down together >it was some quiz show >host starts dictating the question >"When you ask something..." >fat girl quickly writes 'binary question' as the answer on her page >I tell her she should wait till the full question was asked >she says there's no time to wait till the question Woke up

>it's raining and the water is rushing in through the front door >while I'm halfway into closing the door I see a neighbour woman lifting some logs from a pile >I laugh at her for working in such harsh rain >she says it's not what it looks like and right then I notice a crocodile crushed underneath the logs >as she's talking to me she lifts one log that lets the croc loose and it lunges at her and bites her shoulder >I panick and close the bottom half (dream stuff) of my front door >I'm trying to figure out if it is a crocodile or an alligator while the woman is fighting with it >"If it's great looks like a C it's an alligator and if it's great looks like an A it's a crocodile" >my mouth starts drooling hige loads of spit and I shut the door fully >woman was completely unharmed and had no bitemarks either

>>162 wow yaar mujhe meri maus- matlab crocodile bohot pasand hai

>walking through a jungle >see a girl dressed in urban outfit >ask her "kya aapke paas 6 number ka spanner hai" >she says it must be on the tree >I climb the tree and am looking for the spanner when she starts shaking the tree >I try to grab tightly but end up falling >she comes to help me and applies colorful sparkly bandage on my arm >>163 Saale chipkali tu apna santan idhar bhi le aya

>>164 >Saale chipkali tu apna santan idhar bhi le aya mere fridge me bhi ek chali gayi

bretty vivid one >murder case >Watson goes there with one more retard >i look at it from the third person perspective >Holmes not there >Watson looks at a bloodstain on the wall >goes to swab it >waits >"Somebody has already swabbed this" >wants to find out who did the swabbing >goes back over behind the house >it's all just plains with lush green grass and a mountain in the distance >walks till he and the other guy reach a dirt track >there are some cars there, very fast, think Corvettes and Ferraris, red >both of them get in one each >start driving >the camera pans to show a Mustang, a Mitsubishi and another Corvette, all red kn colour >someone off screen says on the phone, "CT dikh jaaye to le lena" whatever that means >those other cars i saw start racing against our heroes >heroes make it to the original house and park in the yard >as their backs turn the competing car drivers take away their cars >they speed off in the direction of a specific village >we must also go there, says Watson >I manifest myself into the dream at this point >jump into an empty bus, start it and start heading to the village >make it up a mountain in a small village and ditch the bus, with both of these >the guy with Watson is a local, he says the bus won't go any further >then i jump into a train in the same fashion >drive the train and ditch it >local guy says we have to hike some way up >after hiking a bit we sit on some bulls and they take us to the next village >from there to some other big village, there is a waterway but no boats >the waterway is a ~20ft channel of green water, in an entire ocean of deep blue >Watson has turned into Paul Walker >we grab some strong sticks to float and get down into the waterway >lots of fun going down >local tells us we have to take a detour to the right >we do >the village is uphill but somehow water is flowing that way i did forget some parts in the middle, it wasn't this small

>>165 >fridge me chipkali Isse ek story yaad aya. <non dream >be me 12yo during summer vacation >me and my cousin slowly sneaked go to a shop run by an old man to buy some cold drinks >old man asks us to come inside his shop to pick the cold drinks from the fridge ourselves >the moment we open the fridge, the worst smell I've ever smelled hits our nose >we were both holding our breaths, trying not to gag >fridge was too dark so we randomly grabbed whatever was at the top >old man probably noticed our behaviours and said "arey kuch nahi bas wo ek chipkali mara tha andar usi ka smell hai" >he grabs the cold drink we picked, wipes it with a rag and opens it for us >we drank it anyway Was the hardest thing to down, it was orange flavoured btw

>>174 Kek mai hota to bhi pee leta, summer me thanda peene se bada satisfaction duniya me nahi. Also i think wo chipkali bahar aa gayi hogi kyunki ab tak koi smell nahi aa rahi fridge se

>late night walking along some street with a girl >she buys something from a shop >ask her what that is >"It's applied on inner thighs to avoid chafing" >ask her if i can have some and she says sure >scene changes to us in a bedroom >she uses lasers to get the right position to where those stickers go >she turns off the lights and points the laser on my crotch and sticks those anti chaf stickers Dream 2 >I'm running away from rain when I find an empty house >stay there for a while until the rain stops >a girl comes out of the house and asks me to walk with her to another house >we enter that house and see old women skinning hige fishes >I offer to help then with it and they allow me to >we're skinning fishes when one woman remembers that they haven't done their pooja yet >I again offer to do it for them >they tell me to take a bath before doing it >I go to the bathroom with that girl from before and she's heating up the water >she's also making some tulsi concoction on the side >I'm kinda excited that I'll get to bath with a girl Suddenly wake up

>in an futuristic school >I'm trying to find my 2 lost watches when I meet a futuristic guy >I ask him for help and he tags along with me >we search in the futuristic toilet, find nothing >search in the corridor, saw a branch of apple tree growing through the window and the guy runs away to find a plastic bag >I proceed to search in a girls only classroom and find a casio watch which isn't mine, decide to keep it anyway but the dial doesn't display the time, instead the steel strap does >leave it and walk back to my class >the guy and his other friends, who are carrying weapons(hockey stick, belan, bat) are all walking in the same direction as my class >I'm at the door and it was locked with an iron rod >i remove the rod and right at that moment PT sir sees us and thinks I'm their leader >he's yelling at me and I'm trying to explain everything to him showing my time table and everything <woke up, still half sleepy >see a dashboard with details like "dream started: 4:30am dream ended: 4:38am dream duration: 3hours" >drift back to sleep Next dream >I'm sitting in my school across a girl from my college >see a guy from school at some distance on my left, rest of the classroom was empty <somehow feeling aware, I imagine what happens if I ask the girl to strip for me <instead I stand right next to her and unzip my pants <couldn't get a boner and she was staring at it with curiosity <ask her to show me her titties and she was struggling way too hard to open her shirt <I zip it up and walk outside from class to class <find a super cute brown, skinny short girl wearing a black top and nothing but fishnets on bottom <grab her by the shoulder and take her away to try find an empty room to make out with her <every room was filled with people so we leave the building and walk outside <we find a weird vine with large melon like fruits with a butthole like impression on it and we laugh <we're now walking through an empty desert, I'm walking right behind her with my hands on her shoulder <slowly slip my hand down and start playing with her pussy <get too excited and spread her legs right there and explore the insides <suddenly see a huge flash of lights on top of the sand mountain <a couple of people were talking about the divine things that lie there like the 3 legged snake <was really curious to see how my dream would represent a 3 legged snake <leave the girl and run towards the light <find a beach there with divine paintings of a black faced god surrounded by some birds <on the left was a painting of the 3 legged snake woke up

>>198 too futuristic yaar >see a dashboard with details like "dream started: 4:30am dream ended: 4:38am dream duration: 3hours Kek Aslo why do we never sex in dreams we always wake up before

>>199 >why do we never sex in dreams we always wake up Ye to sach baat hai. Maine kul milakar sirf 3-4 baar sex kiya hoga dream me.

>a fat cop with a pedostache is working on a case of lost tesla car >a conman gets a wind of this news and pretends to be a cop and calls the fat cop >"Hello sir can I know the procedure to acquire a lost item that hasn't been claimed by anyone, I'm a deal police btw" >fat cop doesn't even doubt the caller and hands him all the paperworks necessary to give the ownership of the car to the caller >conman repaints the car to blue and replaces it's number plate with a fake one >few years later... >the conman is a real cop now and the fat cop is dead >conman cop gets a case of a stolen car >coincidentally the stolen cars number plate was the dame as the fake plate he had used on the tesla >narrator hypes up the next episode while stressing on the word "coincidence" Never got to the ending. Also a very rare occurrence where I'm not in the dream.

Another TV show in my dream >high school english textbook has a chapter titled 'Red' >the chapter is being displayed as a TV show >scene starts with a group of college friends deciding to go on a trip >there's a dance 2 mins into the show that introduces each character and their college >shirley setia was the leader of the group >brock lesnar was a part of this group too >all friends start saving money for the trip >there's scenes where they don't eat from canteen and share lunchboxes >finally they have enough money for the trip >all of it was the old red ₹20 notes that they kept bundled in an envelope >there's another dance where they're happy and celebrating before going to the trip >as this dance comes to an end, 2 boys from the group steal the money and run away >brock lesnar, who was obviously the most physically fit member of the group starts chasing them through the ricefields >seconds into the chase, he catches them and hoists them on his shoulders >there's some chatter between them and brock changes his mind, takes the money from them and starts running while they're still on his shoulder >shirley starts chasing them >rest of the group just sits there very upset as all of them disappear into the far end of the ricefield >back to the textbook and the teacher says she'll continue in the next class >I'm too excited and ask her what's gonna happen? Why is the title 'red'? >quickly come back to my senses and say I don't wan to get spoiled and just wait for the next class for the story to unfold Never getting the ending again Dream 2 >it's night time and a bunch of people bring cactus to my house >I use a knife to get rid of the spikes and eat the juicy pink core >everyone in the house comes outside and asks for a piece >just hand over evrything to them and walk away >a girl from my college is sitting outside and says something flirty >I knew there's no way because she's the last person to flirt with anyone <thought it's a dream and closed my eyes hard >when I opened my eyes I was on my bed and think that it was after all just a dream >suddenly notice her on top of me saying "it's real silly" >put her on the side and start cuddling with her Her ass was very muscular and fit

>dead of the night >retarded biker outside house >go confront him >get into a fight >accidentally kill him >fugg >ok i will just not do anything the police will not suspect me >parents come out to see >they know the guy, he's our pehechaan waale ka rishtedaar >shit >police have no reason to suspect me >wait >the neighbours have CCTV >shit >well i did not have intent to murder did i. probably won't get life will i >tell father to contact a criminal defense lawyer >phone rings >it's dead guy's mother >"xyz is dead" >"oh no, what happened?" >angrily >"a little someone called anon killed him" >"yeah he deserved it lol" >smug but I'm shitting my pants I think they took me into custody or something. I don't remember this part but after a while I was shaved clean.

I swear i heard this song in my dream but with different lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfoklkalojU I think instead of anata she was saying watashi i hear weird nonexistent songs in my dreams a lot

>living with an alien friend in a hostel >alien friend looks like a normal person and has 2 younger siblings (a boy and a girl) >he receives some message and starts building some space machine at the rooftop >I'm trying to navigate through the bathroom maze and finally find the exit >there were few people waiting there to borrow my toothpaste >hesitantly give it to them Scene change >alien guy isn't letting his siblings work on the machine >younger brother is sad that he's not allowed to work, asks older brother if he could help >big brother is mad and half transforms his head into his true form but calms down quickly Back to main scene >on my way out of the hostel meet a girl >casually talking to her >mention her about my cool alirn friend who's building a machine >he hears me and jumps down from the roof landing right in front of me >grabs me by the throat because I threatened his project >I explain to him how he's practically immortal and can build anything with his infinite amount of time >he lets me go, transforms himself into his sister and takes off to the roof

>in a bus going to a faraway city >bus stops at a bridge because the road ahead was closed because of construction >driver takes a good look around and sees that about a 100 meter below there's a dirt road that leads to the main road >driver drives off the edge of the bridge and lands on the dirt road with a huge thud >my head was hurting from the impact and I was wondering how the older women in the bus would've felt (they felt nothing) >i reach my destination and get off to sre there's a jio street sale going on >i decide to go back home >a friend comes riding a scooty and gives it's key to me to take it home >I insert the key at a wrong angle and it ends up unlocking a secret menu >there was now a display on the side with many buttons >i ask my friend to help start it and he laughs at me for not knowing something so basic Next dream >I get a call from my college after several years to finish some paperworks related to the text books >I go to the college in the dame scooty as last dream >lady at the library checks my name and sees that my name has been marked jailed >she says I'm in trouble because I hadn't returned the books from library >tells me to come again tomorrow

>in a vacation near the beach >my group was sitting very far away from the waters on the sand >I walk away closer to the water >notice a girl sitting there getting fish pedicure >talk to her; start liking her >she stays at the same hotel as us >I take some cool sky pictures from the hotel window >we end up sleeping in the same room at night >fast forward to the last day of her vacation >I really wanted to say that I love her and continue talking even after we go our separate ways >her father walks up to our room as she's packing her stuff >he gives me a plate of fried rice and noodles, sends his daughter to their car and tells me to finish eating >I'm struggling to eat as quick as possible to atleast say goodbye to the girl >I hear the car leaving while I'm still eating >people gather around me >they think I'm doing one of those food challenges >there was even a timer on my table >scene changes to me alone in the room trying to find the girl's whatsapp >I don't remember her name >I forget what her face looked like

>a guy sells me some fish >he tries to find his wallet to pay me but can't find it >he checks all pockets and finally finds it, opens it only to see he has no cash >all there was was a bottle of cough syrup >he offers me the cough syrup instead of the money and says it's alcoholic >I take a sip and it was very mild >he acts like I got drunk off of it and leaves Next dream >at home almost ready to have dinner >suddenly get a call that some people are here to sell airport leftover biryanis for 50rs >think 50rs is way too expensive but buy 13 packs anyway >when it arrives, a girl was holding all 13 packs in a stack, order people were surrounding the house >I take the boxes from her and take it to the kitchen >notice that few people were trying to get into my kitchen >I had to chase them away and close all windows and doors >open a pack and it was just fried chicken in a thick soup That was the best tasting chicken I ever ate

>be me chilling in my room >my family brings in their new pet orangutan >they gave it the same name as mine >I ask orangutan for a handshake >orangutan holds my hand and pretends to bite it >I quickly pull away my hand and everyone including the orangutan laugh at me >orangutan climbs the window and starts making faces at me

This one was very weird, especially the first part >black and white scene >I'm sleeping on my bed when I get woken up by a guy named natiq (natiq was actually the real me in dream and the one lying down was someone else but I was seeing things from the perspective of the man lying down) >natiq (me) is pretending to be gay and seducing the man lying down (me) to extract some info >natiq (me) is trying hard, caressing the man and the sleeping man (me) is not giving out information while still feeling uncomfortable Cutaway to natiq's school >first scene is natiq combing his hair slick back >it was a richfag school with fancy uniforms and furniture >3 girls walk in and start showing off their bodies by lifting their skirts and shirts up >natiq says that the girls are disgusting >ashlesha thakur (picrel) walks up to him and tells he's the disgusting one for watching them >he gets mad and wrestles her into the sink and threatens to rape her >she apologizes >natiq kisses her forcefully and let's her go saying he was right after all (I was a spectator in this cutaway and natiq was his own person) Next dream >me and CM punk are reopening of coffe shop >it was a scooter like futuristic wagon, a little rusty >we were actually reopening as a decoy for something else we had in mind >a guy named ilyas is walking away >I try to sneakily follow him but it turns into a chase when he notices me >he runs through 2 chana vendors who were my people >I stop and say "keep refreshing the cctv every 5 minutes" and they hand me a few boiled chanas as I continue to chase >we're at a crowded temple and ilyas is trying to enter into a tight underground cave >realise if he enters it I'll lose him >pull out my pistol and shoot him through the crowd >quickly run back to an internet cafe >see an old friend there >ask him to clear all CCTV data because I had no idea how to do it myself >he feels suspicious and ignores me >I feel like I'm gonna get caught Woke up, wrote down the key points. It was 4:18 in the morning I have no idea who natiq and ilyas are. I might've seen glances of walter before the start of these dreams.

i had a dream where I watched a video from foreign land where he encounters a supreme court judge and punches the shit out of him in a lift. the judge just kept a sinister grin on his face and took all the punches. I remember thinking, agar India me ye hota to iska rape ho jaata

Had 2 dreams last night but the second one was so weird that I can't bring myself to write it Here's the first one >I'm in bed with a girl, we're both facing up >my hand is in her pants rubbing her clit >don't feel any moisture >few seconds later her whole pant is filled with slimy grool >it's just all sitting there like her pant is some container >I roll her to her side and pull down her pants to let the slime flow >only a little bit flows out and there's still a lot of it left inside >I pull down her pants fully and see "ctrl" tattooed on her left hip and "z" tattooed on the right one >touch both of those spots at once >all slime disappears

I had a dream yesterday where Subash Chandra Bose was captured by someone, he was bolted to a wall by means of picrel using his wrists, and left for dead >>252 I hate sexual dreams they're so weird. I remember when I was in school I dreamt that I fucked a certain cartoon girl, and instead of semen i ejaculated ghee. Grosses me out even today.

>>252 >>252 >filled with slimy grool >it's just all sitting there like her pant is some container >I roll her to her side and pull down her pants to let the slime flow >only a little bit flows out and there's still a lot of it left inside >I pull down her pants fully and see "ctrl" tattooed on her left hip and "z" tattooed on the right one >touch both of those spots at once >all slime disappears Topkek

>>276 >ejaculated ghee Kek I remember this

>>278 don't gaslight me i never posted this elsewhere

>>279 Aisa kya

>>280 D-don't hack my brain wtf

>In a secret mission >our info is getting leaked >notice a taxi driver with a router plugged in his backseat >realise he's the one leaking our data >unplug the router and start hitting the back of his with it repeatedly >he doesn't even bleed >throw him out of the car and shoot him in the chest scene change >were in a village trying to smuggle something in a truck >I ask a local kid to bring a fake number plate written in marathi script >he brings 3 plates, for the front, side and back Next dream >I find a cartoony pencil drawing of some politicians on a paper >it included rishi sunak, modi and amit shah and had a long title written above >I rip off the title and write desudesudesu instead >the man whose drawing it was comes looking for it >I say it must not be here because this was my home

recently had a dream where Netaji Bose was being held in a dark ship His wrists were tied down using U-bolts bolted to the wall of the ship. This was inside the hull btw. The perpetrators then left him for dead Last night i had a dream where the captain of a ship was trying to kill me, weird dream everything was dark and there was a sea within a ship etc

Had a dream where my lower incisor was shaking so I didn't touch it so that it won't fall but then I accidentally spit something and the vertical half of that tooth falls out. I look at it and it had a screw at the bottom so I was scared that it can't be re-fixed (I thought it was already fixed once after falling). Then i look in a mirror and see all my teeth missing except my canines. I close my mouth to see if people can notice it and I looked like a kappa. >>295 Iske upar ek love death + robots ka episode banna chahiye

>>296 >start working in some company >they have hostel facility or something >girl I work with says to come to her room she needs help >go with her >inside her room are 3 bimaru guys >one of the guys starts staring and groping her >to protect her,i grab her boobs >i start punching him >he gets hit but doesn't get knocked out, also doesn't retaliate >then mocks me saying my punches are too weak, keep hitting him till he knocks out anyway >2nd guy lying on the floor >ground and pound the shit out of him >girl thanks me >we get out of the room >walk around a bit ... >same dream >the girl from back then is in bad health seems to have a daughter >on my way to the office, see her daughter's class being held in a glass room in the company premises >walk in and ask the girl how she's doing >she's scared at first then says she's doing good >go out and call the mother of the girl (little girl's grandmother) >ask her how this girl is doing, in terms of health >she's doing ok >go inside officr >talk to another girl (remember this girl) i knew >apparently the girl i enquired about died, her mother just chose not to tell me >felt hurt but decided to raise her daughter as my own >think about how my youth will be spent taking care of her ... >chilling at the room >decide to go on an adventure >take some guy with me to the it dept of the company >it's in the basement and has many floors, we use the elevator to go down to an unfinished floor despite not having security clearance >hear important sounding conversations, want to leave >go to finished floors, office feels really nice and modern >feels really strange here like being somewhere you're not supposed to be >company director is there >asks me what i am doing >kuch nhi saar dekh raha tha bas >yeh koi dekhne ki cheeze hai? Etc >desparately want to leave >find girl from before >are you going out? Can I follow you? >sure >me and the other guy get in the elevator with her

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>make small talk >"xyz ki maa ne mujhe chuna hai" she says >for last rites? >no for office work and taking care of her daughter >feel sad i won't have to care for very daughter but also feel relieved >the elevator drops us off on the road close to the hostel >it's nighttime >start walking towards hostel >there are chakkas in the way >"150 ek ghante ka" >look at my companion >we run like hell >chakkas laugh >come home, lock door, laugh

>>297 >>there are chakkas in the way >"150 ek ghante ka" Kek didn't see this coming after all that emotional stuff

>>298 Ik kek it was kind of random Also forgot a scene >senior professors from college sitting on a bench >go and ask them saar xyz company where? >go down these stairs >one professor turns to the other >"college me bada badmash tha, itni gaaliyan khaayi hai meri, banda sudhar gaya ab" with a laugh >"kyun sach kaha na?" turns to me with a smile >think >"saar teachers jab kuch kehte hai to humara bhala soch kar hi kehte hai" >professor laughs >"Haan haan face to face to sab yehi kehte hai"

>feels like 2003-4 >father is driving mother and i around in a maruti 800 in some stranger city >stop at signal (on the crest of a hill) >father offers me to drive, kills the engine and steps out >get on the driver's seat, try to start the car >doesn't crank, battery down >mother and father get down, father pushes the car off the slope >car is hurtling down the slope, in front of me is a bunch of jail inmates and a huge bull >im still in neutral >slot it into third and release clutch >car starts but the bull i saw is PISSED >stop the car near the inmates anyway, open the door to let Abdul Telgi in >stomp on the accelerator, bull is running behind >keep an eye on the rvm, make sharp turnz, take small alleys etc >finally manage to lose the bull >park the car in some secluded back alley place that is surprisingly clean, felt like GTA kind of >Abdul thanks me and leaves >I climb on a wall and take a seat >mother and father walk into the scene >father compliments my driving skills

Been having the weirdest and really vivid dreams lately. Maybe journalling is working, or maybe it is because i have been sleeping outside of what has come to be my normal sleep schedule. >talk to friend on phone >aur bhai kaha hai? kya kar raha hai? >gets kind of offended >abe yehi hu, game khel raha hu >saale, yaha matlab kaha? >goes silent >tujhse matlab be? thik se baat kiya kar >disconnects >wtf i didn't even say anything offensive >suddenly im playing age of empires 2 >"Sumit changed diplomacy" >check >he set me to enemy >wtf man he's really offended >with heavy heart i do the same >father calls me, he's very distressed >tells me to bring the laptop, says he wants to explain something >tells me to start GTA San Andreas >wtf? >let me start a new game this looks serious >game starts at the point where he's thrown out of the car >an NPC stops at the end of the alley >try to go steal his car >he drives away, but the game tells me to "chase Cross" >steal a different car and pursue a police car (hm this looks different, maybe remastered edition or something) >guy drives to the top of a mountain and exits car, slides down the mountain >do the same >stop at a miniature roller coasterish structure, but with a slide instead of rails >at the end of it is a platform >decide this is an important structure >make CJ slide down the structure >he lands and a woman walks into the picture >confesses her love to cj >starts undressing >cj calls her a bitch etc >she starts dressing back up >she's shivering >as she's dressing up I realise she was tanned nicely >i kept wondering when the normal opening would start

>on a bike with friend to go get him a tattoo >as we pass by the saloon we see the tattoo artist getting a haircut >stop there and decide we should wait for him to finish getting his hair cut >try to park the bike carefully as there were large holes nearby scene change >we're riding in a futuristic looking bike (picrel but black) >the roads are super broad and clean and has no order vehicles >green grasslands surround the roads and there's neat pedestrian paths >the trees on the edge of the road is neatly trimmed and has a very beautiful green color >"bro aisa lagraha hai hum foreign me hai" >suddenly realise I have no idea where I'm driving >ask him if he knows the route >he randomly says to turn right from the intersection >notice 2 bears on the road left tu the intersection >1 grizzly and 1 polar bear >take a left and stop in front of the bears >the bears had poor graphics and the movements were like a bad 3d cartoon >the polar bear wasn't even white it was just the default grey blender color >suddenly wake up on the road in front of the saloon >realise that this was all a hallucination after we got into an accident on the road

>in school >girl sitting in front of me has something written on the back of her shirt >this writing happens to be just in line with her bra strap >guy next to me is grazing his finger across the strap pretending to read the text >girl thinks I'm the one touching her and goes to complain to the teacher >while I was busy with this, a guy from behind had stolen my bag >take it back from him >notice something weird so I check my lunchbox >it's filled with water and leftover bhurji >guy behind me is laughing >throw the bhurji water at him >he ducks and it lands on the book of a girl behind him >she starts crying >everyone calls me names for making the birthday girl cry >tell her to go complain to the teacher and when the teacher asks how the book got dirty she can say that guy's name >she doesn't go anywhere and keeps crying

>a girl brings a headless chicken to me >she rips it open with ger hands >notice that the flesh was mushy and rotten >tell her to throw it away >she goes towards the road to throw it >MS Dhoni comes riding in his luxury bike and catches us littering ( weird that I had 2 superbike dreams this week) >he takes me away in his bike >scared but sit tightly >2 police stop us and fine Dhoni >he says he'll pay later and rides away scene change >we're in a hospital >I'm secretly loosening the bolts from the clutch and brake >Dhoni is talking to a guy who brought him anti pubg posters >they're planning on pasting that poster on every newspaper that has a pubg ad scene change >we're back in his bike >I'm hoping for it to collapse but nothing happens >2 cops from earlier stop us again >one cop asks for ₹200 and the other for ₹400 >I get off from the bike thinking Dhoni will pay the fine >he tells me to pay the 200 >cop tells me to buy him a bundle of bidi instead of paying 200 >we go to a pan shop and I ask the lady for bidi worth 200 >she says one bundle costs 185 and individual bidi costs 1.85 >cop says he'll take 1 bundle and 1 bidi >he lights one right there as I'm paying with a bus ticket >notice a jar with pre rolled joints >ask her if these are real >she smirks >ask her how she isn't scared of the cops >she smirks and picks one out and hands it to me >Dhoni pulls me away and takes me in his bike scene change >we're still in the bike near a beach with citylights >I think I should take selfies so that I can show my friends who like cricket >couldn't get a single good picture

>live in a high rise apartment with family >own an SUV we don't want (don't remember which one it was, was expensive but old) >parking on open land, and a small stream, can be seen through the window >father's friend coming to look at the SUV (as a prospective buyer, he has a range rover IRL btw) >look out the window >it's raining hard >look at the car >wtf is parked right on the edge of the stream >the land could give way any minute and the car could fall into the stream quickly grab the keys, run downstairs with chaddi baniyan >the earth has given way and the rear wheels are already in the slush >let's give it a try, start the car >the wheels just spin >change settings and somehow pull the car out >park it safely >go back up >darwaze ko bahar se kundi lagi hai >open and go inside >father is pissed, saying his friend came and waited but couldn't see the car because of me >shit >>312 Topkek

>there's a girl with a white tank top tattooed on her >she's naked and has something written on both her shoulders >there's a boxn front of her with opening on one side and a curtain on the other, like a mini stage >you can keep anything inside the box and she'll open the curtain and give some prediction by pointing to the stuff written on her shoulder >it's my turn >funnyidea.png >whip my dick out and place it inside the box >she opens the curtain and smiles Another dream >walk out of the bathroom with only a towel >there's random people like a festive atmosphere >dodge through them and reach an empty room >try getting dressed but there's a woman sneaking at me from the kitchen >look at her and she's bending down so much that I could see her titties in her bra >use sign language to tell her to take off her bra >she pops one tit out but I couldn't see it >she's adjusting her pose so I could see it and sits on the burning stove >she's not even burning but finally I'm able to see >I drop my towel and before I could wear something, another woman tells me to quickly sort all the marinated fish and that it's urgent >I'm butt ass naked sorting massive fish from a huge bucket

>mom gets a call that someone died >she sends me to buy 2 sheets of "shaving tape" and a tissue >I'm at the shop >pentagon (picrel) asks me what I want in spanish >i use sign language to ask for shaving sheets >he takes a huge (about 1 foot wide) roll of transparent tape, rips 2 strips from it and sticks it to a pvc pipe >he hands it to me along with a tissue

>I'm scared an running away from weirdly dressed characters dancing around in the open field >reach a school and get inside >see 3 white women in white shirt (picrel) enter a ladies toilet >follow them in >there's a short waist height wall which separates the piss area from non piss area >2 women get into the piss area and the one enters a doored WC >I jump into the first woman's piss are and kiss her >we start making out right there as the other women are trying to pee >few indian women enter the toilet and see me >they start creating a scene >I button up the white woman and leave

>>147 I had chicken liver masala today i and thought of you all the time, anon.

This is a long one, saw it right before waking up at 8:30 >there's some kind of treasure hunt going on, many people are joining in >my group was the first one to start this hunt switch to a subplot >friend gets a call from ritviz >friend talks to his lawyer about it >lawyer tells him to send a before and after picture to a girl >we're now in a brothel >there's 2 naked prostitutes lying on our bed >I'm helping my friend select pictures to send >he sends 2 shirtless pictures and we wait for the reply >i joke about how she'll reply just in emojis out of obligation >he pulls out 2 rubber coconuts from a briefcase and starts removing it's rubber coconut shell >apparently he was implying about the time he touched a teacher's boobs back to the treasure hunt main plot >there's more and more people joining the hunt >my group thinks it's impossible to win >(bill gates' son is also in my group) >one of our guy suggests we go to bangladesh >"bro udhar cockfight culture bohot popular hai, starting me thoda hard hoga par thode time baad udhar ke log apna tricks batayenge, mast paisa kama payenge" >everyone in my group seems to agree with him except me >"kanglu log sab scammer hote hai, waha ka sabse ameer aadmi bhi chota mota scam karne ke liye ready hoga" >they ignore me and start going towards the border >the border was marked by several parallel railways with trains running >only an experienced guy would know how to cross it without getting killed >they already had a local guy set-up to help them cross it for free >something didn't feel right and I leave the group and head back (Creative department of my subconscious decided to plagiarise the bangladesh border crossing trope) switch back to the subplot >we get a reply in a letter >one of the prostitutes picks the letter and opens it >she hands it to me >the letter had a long name of a disease that my friend was diagnosed with >I try looking for him to show the letter >the prostitute is crying and chasing me because she wants her pen, paper and scale back back to the main plot >I'm in the top floor of my college >everyone is standing in the corridor and it's crowded >I'm at the far end enjoying the breeze >Bill gates arrives, stands right next to me, looks in the direction of bangladesh and salutes >everyone salutes in the direction of bangladesh so I do the same >Bill gives me a tug because I wasn't saluting right >everyone claps and are rushing to leave >there's a cop behind Bill who calls me and gives me one end of his rope >we hold the rope on each end to make way for Bill gates >cop tells me to start running >we run really fast >realise we left Bill gates behind in the crowd

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>tell the cop that we're way ahead of Bill >"are use chodo pehle hum nikalte hai idhar se" >we're out and I finally walk peacefully with a new group of people alongside an empty highway >there were pit vipers hiding under the soil so we had to hop our way >reach my room along with a male friend and a girl named elvita >(weird I remember her name, this is her only appearance) >friend asks me for a matchbox to light his cigarette >while handing the matchbox I tell him that there's a chance of world war happening if the kanglu scammers get greedy and end up kidnapping Bill gates' son >>346 >chicken liver masala Yumyum yaar Perfectly cooked chicken livers are soft creamy juicy and fvll of flavour. Easily better than bland chicken breasts any day. >>147 >I love fish liver Also a tangent to this. I thought stingray liver would be bad because I saw a guy on YouTube say it's the worst thing he ate (he's eaten bugs, bile juice, raw blood, monkey, snakes, silkworm larva etc.) But when I actually tried it for the first time, it was one of the best tasting livers of all time. Very fatty very creamy.

>in school ground >teachers are interrogating criminal students with a mic >few of the criminals were wearing tengu mask, one of them was wearing a blindfold etc >normal students have gathered around as spectators >I was standing near the gate >a teacher asks me to deliver water to the 1st floor jasmine tree >tell her I don't know where that is >she tells me to follow her >follow her and reach a long room >she's on the far end watering the plants >there's few of my friends celebrating my birthday with a small chocolate cupcake with bidi as candle >they invite me to the table but I was hesitant >also wanted to get away from the teacher >leave the room and enter the staff room which looked empty >when I enter, I see 2 hot young teachers having sex on the table tennis table, under a blanket >they're panicking because of me so I try to calm them down >explain that I was just looking for a hiding spot >tell them to continue without making sounds >suddenly my phone starts ringing >It's a videocall from the birthday group >try to silence or decline but nothing works >smash the phone on to the floor >slowly open the door to see where the teacher is >she's carrying huge bags with food for the jasmine with few other students >relieved

Woke up at 4:03 am and was determined to lucid dream >open the shutter of the building I'm in to go outside >there's a pile of sand right in front <this must be a dream <let me try summoning something inside the sand <a turtle! <dig through the sand and find a turtle <didn't wanna get too excited, kept walking <reached the end of the building from outside <i want a pretty girl to come walking from behind that corner <a girl comes walking <it's my hot senior from 10th whose name I never knew <she's wearing a hijab <i take it off, there's pins to keep it stuck to her hair <once fully off I start kissing and making out right there <she's scared <"what if someone sees us" <"there's no consequences here" <a teacher is glaring at us from a window <ignore her and continue >scene change to principal's cabin >principal calls the teacher from before and tells her she's doing a great job and fulfilling her duty >but tells her to let go of us this one time as a special case

>having dinner >sounds of people outside >scared, didn't open the door >cat wants to go poop >takes the cat outside >there's a group of young people outside >ask them what they're doing >"bro why haven't you attended the seminar" >"what seminar" >he opens a ledger and shows my name missing >tell them to explain everything from the start as I'm completely lost >he starts explaining and I'm able to see his explanations in old bubbaloo ads type animation >"the tiny purple frogs with big dicks were mating for generations but it was getting boring, so nature decided to evolve the females into getting wings, now the males latch onto the females and have sex while the female is on flight" >ask them what it has to do with my question >he ignores and keeps walking around my house >follow them asking if they're a group, or a club or a forum >suddenly there's a long cobra rising from the pile of leaves and everyone runs away >cobra starts chasing me >run and climb the stairs >it tries slithering up to me >use a plastic chair to push it down but it keeps coming back >grandma sees this and starts screaming >once she's done screaming she grabs the snake by the back of her nail >ohh so that's how you catch a snake >grab another cobra with the back of my nail >we throw it beyond the wall

>a boy on a cycle is trying to flirt with a group of girls >some older women laugh and tell the girls he's giving them ticket s >my friend sits on his bije and tells me to hop on >start chasing the cycle boy >through dirt roads and jungle >we lose the cycle boy but friend keeps riding for fun >reach a rice field and ride through the crops, doing stunts etc. >reach into the jungle again >there's a fox like large animal that i try to touch while still on bike >it tries to bite me but we ride away >see more mini colorful dinosaurs >tell my friend that we probably reached the paleolithic era >keep riding and see large dinosaur sized parrots, toucans etc. >there's a huge vulture blocking our way (we're now riding on a horse) >we take a detour and reach a school >enter, and there's a black male teacher with 3 male students >see the calendar and the year is 995 >teacher asks us where we're from >tell him we're from 2098 >tell the teacher that schools in our time is pretty much the same but with bigger classrooms and female students >a coworker of the teacher with the widest smile says "it's a different" >friend is still talking to them inside the classroom as I walk out >see a girl from my neighborhood alone in the corridor >go to her and try touching her boobs >she keeps resisting but I somehow get my face buried on her boobs >she gives up and I start unbuttoning her >my mouth is running all over her boobs but she seems a little pissed >grab her hand and put it on my cock and tell her to do as she pleases while still sucking on her titties >feel someone coming so I step back >>>wake up >>>damn that was some dream >>>let me recall it so that I don't forget >drift back into sleep >same girl from before appears >"anon I'll make a yahoo answers post about how you assaulted me and I know your real address and name" >scared shitless >"but my mom raised me to not drag others down no matter what they do, so I'll add your name to the list of people whose name I won't reveal" Actually woke up. There was a moment where I was wondering how did she know what I was dreaming and even thought she browses yahoo answers

First time I'm journalling in a long time Third person view >some Muslim desertlandia >2 guys >they're both working some job, poor >but they work with flamethrowers >in the night they get on a snowmobile, do jumps on the dunes and the guy riding behind throws flames into the air >the entire town is now talking about djinns in the sky in the night >2nd guy gets an idea about business with India or something >his father calls him to question/educate him >he gets in his car and drives back around to the end of the small settlement they live in, it's dark >talks to his disappointed father (on the phone) >he reassures his father about his business, slightly offended at not being trusted >gets a snowmobile >starts it and picks up his father >"Let me show you father" >starts up the snowmobile and races down the desert with the town lights fading into the distance he then rides into a great river kind of thing. It was super trippy, they ride into clouds, and icebergs which also feel like they're made of fog. The colours are pink, purple and green, there is also anime montage music going on in the background, you know, that calming kind of music they play when the surreal montage is going on. Also had chanting, vocals and shit. It was something about India because the river flowed into India. >rides back >his father says he was sorry to have doubted him >but the townspeople aren't happy about the djinn stunt >they're more angry with the 2nd guy for specific reasons i do not remember >they've tied him to a wooden structure and are making him hold a chainsaw with his mouth and cut it to free himself >they do something like this 3-4 times before they let him go >i look at this through a perspective that is being broadcast live by the people, from up close. He talks in English, looks at the camera and says "Now they're making me cut it!" or something presumably for his American audience and proceeds to do it with a sad face >first guy gets away with just a small beating I honestly thought they'd lynch the second but they didn't. I can remember elements from at least 3 different bibeo games i consoomed as a child, even an anime or 2 perhaps

>staying in a different place, like a rented apartment >on the top floor, apartment room is big and circular with windows all around >walk to the roof >find a weird wifi network, connect to it >cloud descends from above, there are people on it >i hop on >they're like a volunteer group or something >they let down a rope and i descend into a large plot of open land >find another wifi network >connect >another cloud descends >climb onto it >convenient >this time they take me to some theater kind of thing for a social gathering >it's fun >come back to apartment >some of the ppl from the first cloud are there already >chat with them, it's fun >they leave on their clouds >roommate comes along >"don't mix too much with them" >"why?" >"look" >it's night and dark, and the cloud retards are shooting RPGs from their clouds onto the ground >holy shit these people are actual terrorists the rest of the dream was just spent in me trying to distance myself from them but then not letting me go >tried calling the police at one point, phone had no signal and just made Morse code sounds

>a guy is taking me around a newly built toilet in college >it's super cozy, very clean and has private rooms with displays, AC etc. >he tells me to hurry up and go back to the exam hall >apparently we were in the middle of an exam and we could take a break whenever we wanted but the break must not exceed 30 minutes >back in the exam hall >still curious about the toilet >get up and leave >walk around the building to find it >see a women's toilet >wouldn't it be fun to enter it >heart starts racing >open the door slowly and see a guy leaving from inside >weirded out >go back to finding the nee toilet >see some friends from different college >while talking to them i realise that I've been out for more than 30 minutes >hurry and run back to the exam hall Scene change >I'm in a rice field along with a girl >the entire place looks empty and we're laying down on our bellies >notice snipers and gunmen in tactical suits hiding in some places >apparently they were examiners, looking out for students who might cheat >i tell the girl to slowly get down into one of the fields and hide inside (it was filled with muddy water) >she refuses but I get in anyway >there was a massive sea turtle in there too scene change, it's night >outside our house, trying to setup a table with the same girl from before >table has too many joints and is collapsible like a string puppet >she takes charge and sets it up all on her own perfectly >lie down on the table and start drawing something on a paper >girl is cooking something in the kitchen >she comes up to me and says it's her birthday >she lies down next to me and starts serving small portion of veggies on the paper that I was drawing on

>ancient egypt >a king is making his way to address the crowd in broad daylight >all of king's subordinates, ministers, family etc are around him >subjects are at ground level in masses >king drinks some wine on his way to the stage >when he reaches the stage and starts making his speech, a broken arrow pierces his throat >everyone panicks and the news reporter says "haha don't worry it's just an advertisement for the wine that makes you invincible" >kings men quickly hold him upright and move him like a puppet to make people think he's alive >another news reporter says "people in page 7 of history books won't like this one"

>in a narrow stream of water in the city some place resembling Varanasi/Venice, idk >with a couple of other bimaru type people >water suddenly turns murky and dirty >realise I am in the wrong stream >gtfo quick >the others notice tooand gtfo >get up to safety >stream picks up speed and carries away a bunch of swimmers with it >bridges break because of the stream, I keep looking on < >get off the bus, probably returning from varanasi >don't find my bike where it was supposed to be >try to find it (somehow i have a spare bike in my backpack, but i would rather use my own motorbike) >end up at the gate of an army station searching for the bike >take a seat at the edge of the road with a few bimaru labourer types >a normal (non army) truck slowly rolls out of the gate of the army facility (it's a brown Eicher, not an army truck) >it has a chhapri looking guy on its bed and a huge PVC pipe looking thing sticking out of the back >truck rolls past and stops some 30m from us >as I look at the thing in the back i realise the "PVC pipe" looking thing was in fact the barrel of a big fucking gun, by this i mean it's a huuuge artillery gun mounted on the bed of the truck >chhapri guy aims it at the sky and lets loose >holy shit >look at the sky, he is shooting at a helicopter >most shots miss the heli, just a few end up hitting it (i remember this vividly) >see both the rotors slowing down and the helicopter descending >chhapri guy stops firing >says it's restricted airspace and the was on their radar but did not respond to radio communication >never see or the helicopter land because I gtfo of there >childhood friend is with me suddenly >his old cycle is there suddenly >think to myself, huh, wonder if he still has this cycle IRL. >tell him we need to gtfo, realise this cycle has no carrier so we can't use it to run away

>walking home from school >late night >a girl from junior class and her younger brother wants to tag along with me >walk faster to avoid them >a friend offers me a lift home >quickly hop on his bike >takes me to my grandmother's home >younger brother from before is at my grandmother's home and he had peed in his pants >try to walk back home Next dream >playing cricket >friend from before has his eye on an opponent >he sneakily places explosives on the opponent's bat which was just a wooden sledge hammer >when he hits the ball it explodes >he finds it funny and asks my friend for more explosives >they keep smashing the explosives and it causes a fire nearby >everyone's running away >i try to look for my bike >find it and hop on it >friend and his girlfriend sit behind me >ride through the crowd and leave >go to my college and see young people in fancy clothes >walk through them into the classrooms >PT sir stops us and gives us 2 sets of makeup palette and tells us to test it on ourselves and give feedback tomorrow

>>136 saw her again >back home after a fight with family >avoid everyone and quickly get into the bedroom >laying on bed eating something from a packet >girl from above walks in >apparently it's her room >she nicely tells me to wait outside as she has to change >I'm waiting outside, expecting her to close the door >she doesn't >starts changing with the door open >take a few glances, saw her back >she finishes changing and says she's done >get back in and she's in a cute crop top and a tiny skirt >sit on the bed next to her as she's browsing something on her laptop >accidentally kick her laptop >we both adjust our positions and my feet accidentally lands on her groin >she laughs >loom at her and say "there's not enough space for both of us, i should go to the other room" >expecting her to let me stay so bad >she doesn't say anything and I go to the other room >few seconds later she comes to my room >tells me she wasn't getting wifi in her room

>in a run down kind of building >with a bunch of guys/frens, i think we were all Airmen/air force officers >we decide to go to the top of the building because there are fighter jets there >one of the guys says there's no point it's already dusk, by the time we reach there it will be dark and we can't fly >others convince him to go >going to the roof involves climbing a mountain + some stairs >sure enough there are fighter jets there but no runway >ended up not flying >go back down >decide to go back up later >take a different route this time >its cool through this route but it's also much harder >make fun of the fat guys >end up on a part of the roof we have never seen >wtf it starts moving like a table with one of its feet too short >peek down, im at about the 3rd floor with eucalyptus growing around the building >go downstairs again to end up in an unknown part of the building >find a ring hanging from the roof from a rope, the kind gymnasts use to perform >grab it with right hand and try to raise myself >fail >do same thing with left hand >raise myself easily >start swinging around like a pendulum >too fun yaar >keep swinging for a minute+ >wonder how my left hand is stronger than m rifht

>2 little girls come up to me in a busy street >a passerby tells me to not give them money >they tell me they're hungry so I decide to buy them food instead >they tell me they know a place where I can buy food >alarms go off, seems like a scam >look around and find a different restaurant and tell them I'll buy from there >they come with me and grab chapatis from the oven like mad animals >i tell them to show what they grabbed to the guy on the counter >they show and the guy writes a bill >girls leave >i look at the bill it was ₹20 for 2 chapatis and ₹4185 viacom tax >wtf I'm probably getting scammed >ask him to explain the bill and he says it's 35% tax for 100g >ask him then why the chapatis are measured in pieces instead of grams >he gets angry and raises his voice and calls another man from inside >he takes out a scientific calculator in graph mode and starts explaining something >take out my wallet and say I'm paying >there was only a few hundred rupees inside >ask them if they accept card >they say they only accept cash >panic and run away without paying anything >one guy starts chasing me but the other guy stops him >keep running without realising no one is chasing me >climb a thatched roof and cover myself with a tarp to hide from them

>>429 >>he gets angry and raises his voice and calls another man from inside >>he takes out a scientific calculator in graph mode and starts explaining something

>>430 There was another dream that I only remember a part of >langar seva outside a temple at midnight under yellow street lights >guy serving gives me a little pack of weed >quickly hide it inside my pants like i'm wearing a pad to avoid getting caught

>sitting on a slow roller coaster that's going through a village >reach a straw house and see a son beating his old father >there was bundle of bidi tucked behind the thatching of their house that was visible to me >tell the son about it and he stops beating >my friend who was sitting on the roller coaster offers them a match >continue the ride >friend starts talking about cranberry out of nowhere >tell him I've never eaten that fruit >he slowly points towards a direction with his eyes >see a woman sucking on the titties of another woman >ohh so that's what he meant by cranberry

>walking outside my house >see weird triangular marks on the ground >ask mom what that is >tells me to guess >looks like tripod marks >"no a guy was selling camera stand" >walk away and notice a dirty 10rs note on the ground >pick it up and quickly run inside >mom catches me and tells me to ask the neighbours if it's theirs first >slowly sneak to another room and look at the note again >it had something written on it >it was kanye west's number >call it on a telephone >try talking to him but he'd very angry and making no sense >tell him I was planning to return it but he doesn't even listen to me

>at the top floor of a school >everyone is climbing a ladder that takes us to the roof of the school >me and my friend didn't want any of them to reach there because there were stacks of ₹500 notes up there >friend gives a false alarm that the teacher was there and everyone runs away >I try climbing to steal the money but there's already a tall guy on the top rung of the ladder >when he sees me climbing, he jumps to the ground >the impact makes him very skinny, with absolutely no muscle or fat, just a skeleton with skin and a mangled face with a rooster's crown (picrel) >he starts jumping like a pogo stick and lands on a branch of the tree >he falls off the branch and dies >me and my friend are panicking and trying to run away but a jester tries to stop us >jester moves only when we move like he's a mime >take slow steps towards the door and he does the same >sprint quickly and lose his tail scene change >inside a classroom >a ppt is being projected on the wall and everyone is dancing while some music plays on a small speaker >a teacher sees us and tells us to join the "concert" >students are standing in rows while dancing and having fun >me and my friend sneak into the other classroom where they were serving chicken and rice >grab some on a lunchbox and go back to our class to eat >i look at the clock while eating and see only 5 mins left for the class to start >quickly run outside to wash my hands >stop at the next classroom and throw out the remaining food in my lunchbox outside the window >a girl sees me doing this >tell her "this is what god wanted me to do" >run back to my class >the girl who caught me throwing food is writing a letter to the teacher >ask my friend for help >he takes out a real bullet from his pocket and gives it to me >throw it at the girl >she's visibly scared and thinks we might also have a gun (we didn't) >she writes a new letter with deliberate spelling and grammar mistakes and gives it to the teacher

>government announces to provide free anklets to dancers in honor of lata mangeshkar's death >there's festive environment all over like it's diwali >a futuristic suv with tinted windows arrives in front of me >it stops and the lady driver gets off >help her take off all the luggage >all the doors are open and lie in the back seat with the feet dangling outside >she starts driving >i panic and sit inside >she tells me she has to find a majdoor and pay him his wage >we look around for him and finally find him outside a huge mansion >he approaches us >girl takes out 500rs but the majdoor says his wage was 224 >she gives him 200 and we leave >she says she has to stop at a super market to buy some stuff >i say it's very hot here sp she takes me to a small hotel >we get served onion bhajiya >i tell the waiter to add some sliced raw onions on top >he grabs a whole onion and slices all of it and puts it on my plate while cursing me under his breath >there was a TV in the corner and some new Indian cartoon was on it >kaka from my name is raj makes a cameo and wears lata mangeshkar anklets >"Payal ho aur kaka dancing nay karega, aysa impossible hai" >he wears those anklets on his bird feet and starts dancing to drum beats

had this one 2-3 days ago >sitting in a small-medium hall >smart looking, tall guy walks in, with a woman and a couple of kids in tow, his face has something about it that says he is a scary person >apparently I am here for army selection >"I am colonel* xyz, you are here for the army selection process, we will begin the process tomorrow. *points at one of the kids* this is <name> he is my son from my Greek mistress and that is my son from my wife, that's my wife" (*i remember remembering his rank and his kid's name but forgor) >greek mistress absent >cuckquean wife seems very happy for a woman who openly flaunts his son from his mistress >think to myself, holy shit these army people live like actual royals with their dasis n shit >dismissed, go home \ >next day, roaming around a place that very closely resembles my school with a guy i know irl >see colonel saab walking in front of me >he turns around >wish him good morning >his neutral expression turns to raging angry face >starts screaming something at us in army voice >oh ho thinks we are responsible for something that happened the previous day >talk back and tell him we don't even have bikes, we aren't the chhapri riders he saw yesterday >he calms down somewhat but his eyes are crazy still >takes us somewhere >with those crazy eyes he shoves us both in a box >"remember, number 22" >realise he's after some really really heavy duty explosives that are on floor 22 of the armoury >realise this box is a box they use for weapons and such so it will be taken into the armoury so we can get in undetected >realise we are 2 pawns in his grand game >decide to play along >open the box from the inside >we are on the ground floor >we have to get to floor 22 under heavy security >literally feels like doom/wolfenstien/Max Payne/Hitman >picrel NPC at the bottom of the first staircase >spots me >i do something weird dance and he ignores me that's all i remember

>wake up and see 2 parrots knocking my glass door >they open the door and enter >extended my hand and the green one sits on my hand >it says "good morning" and some other english words >surprised as it's my first time listening to a parrot speak irl >parrot says "feed" and I pick a rice plant from the corner of my bed and start feeding it >the plant had a sharp bit that pricked my finger (this detail is important) >walk out with the parrot in my hand and see an old woman doing a videocall with her keypad phone turned around so the camera is facing her >skip scene >cops have arrested me and thrown me into a crate of fruits and vodka >apparently I was falsley being taken away for a murder and the parrot was the only witness Woke up and had a sharp pain on the same spot that was hurt in the dream. Also i think the parrot being the witness was a plot of some movie.

>on top of a tall building with just open land all around >with a bunch of guys >we are flying a kite kind of thing >red plane like picrel flying around, these are our friends in the air force (we could talk to them over radio) >for the lulz we would fly the huge kite in front of them and as they are about to crash we move it >one time they actually crash into it and onto the ground >fuck >there is scaffolding on the side of the building, use that to get to crash site >apparently they are unharmed but the other air force people would definitely like to know more about this >fuck >they arrive on the scene they already know we have done something >want to question everybody >ok I will take a piss >guy who was in my class in 8th grade appears we're both wearing school uniform >go to the toilet and come out >everyone is walking in 3 files to the air force location >we canr find the group for our school, think it would be bad to just show up with random peeps >walk to a mountain and hide behind a small cliff with the guy for the time till the questioning is over >bach gaye >friend points out we are very close to "the border" >camera starts flying over the land, the scenery getting lusher and lusher >there is a small shack and I am inside it >behind it is a large stream of water >there is a different country beyond this stream >a dog appears and jumps into the water trying to get to that country >goes halfway and starts to drown >call my mother from the inside, ask for rope to save him >female dog appears, takes rope tied to a pillar, swims to dog 1 and saves him somehow >nice nice scene change >in electric bus early in the morning >standing beside driver >approaching intersection >bus beside us collides with something >we go collide with a biker at the signal >it's a small accident r-right? >on the opposing lane a bus ploughs into stopped cars throwing them all over the place >fuck >suddenly find myself on top of the bus >hope to myself it didn't damage the battery heh, batteries and dangerous, lucky we just got hit on the bumper, huh let me check just to be sure >look down on the left side of the bus >ominous sparks and smoke >fuck >run towards the back of the bus and jump off don't remember the rest I love dreams with a lot of natural wealth

>an episode of chor police >the police arrests a watchman who looks like anthony >anthony sees the watchman's children (5-6 boys) crying as their father is sent to jail >anthony takes responsibility of the children's education and starts teaching them how to cheat and hide chits in exams

>final exams >few children are collecting everyone's textbooks >they ask for mine >i didn't have it so they leave >it was almost 1pm, tell me friend that we better reach the exam hall >he tells me the exam's from 4:15pm to 8:30pm >hmm i have a lot of time then >walk around randomly and reach a room where all the kids were decorating the textbooks they had borrowed with DIY paper flowers, glitters etc. >kept walking >now outside and it starts to rain >run a corner where there were a few people taking shelter from rain >one guy spins his umbrella towards me to splash me with rain water >kinda annoyed, take out my bottle pretending to splash him back >he's scared but i do a gotcha and just drink the water >girls laugh at him >he's angry now and threatens to complain to the teacher >tell him I'll blackmail him with a deep fake video of him if he complains >girls laugh again >walk back into the building and it's still 1pm >annoyed that I'll have to write my exams at 4:15 pm everyday now >wish i could fast forward this <wait I'm probably dreaming <try fast forwarding myself into the end of last exam <it worked <everyone's leaving <walk around and see a hot girl sitting on the side <grab her boobs and play with it a little <wanted to have sex but didn't because I might wake myself up <patted the head of the guy who was sitting next to her and walked away <see my friend on the first floor and try to walk up to him <a guy was holding a plate of fried chicken on the stairs <grab one and eat it <it was glazed with honey, tasted pretty good <walk up and reach a stage with it's front open to the outside <sit with some other guys on the edge <one guy tells how he once ordered a tea and the waiter delivered the milk, sugar, tea leaves and water separately <I walk into the other side of the stage and see a girl in hoodie hiding in a box <i recognise her <ask her what she's doing while trying to undress her carefully <she tells she was getting chased by a guy and hid in the box <she was crying too <leave her alone and keep walking <scene changes to my room <mmm i should try flying <get on a table and try to jump upwards <scared cause i might just fall down <imagine a new scene where i start from the top already <it's a cartoony village from bird's eye view

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<fly down towards a dwarf village <narrator points me to the hidden opening to enter the "underground dwarf molt" (molt was their word for a clan) <enter the dwarf village <didn't feel underground because I could still see the sky <there was a line of cartoony dwarfs entering the village <buff dwarfs were inspecting their penis before letting them enter <i avoid the queue and try entering from another point <buff dwarfs tell me to get on the line <didn't want to show my penis so try walking to a queue of dwarfs whose penis inspection was done <the buff dwarfs force me to get on the line panicked and woke up

had another short dream after going back to sleep >at a buddhist temple >a guy tells me a story about few researchers who were researching the dust in the area and how it matched the particles of tibet, proving that this land was connected to tibet in some way >he gives me a bag of fish and I walk away >reach a platform in the temple where a guy from my college was getting married alone >guy from my school was the monk officiating the wedding >gift the guy getting married the bag of fish >a massive grin appears on his face

>first person view NFS Most Wanted (2005), like actually inside the game I guess >free roaming >pass a few NPC cars >realise they are waiting for a challenger >turn around and challenge them >one of them is a white corvette (this detail doesn't really matter though) >start racing >not at the lead, not at the tail either >go reeeal fast on an incline, launches the car into the air quite high up >see that I'm not landing on the road, rather somewhere beside >there is something that looks like a really big tunnel in the surface, but you could see the sky through it (at the "bottom" of it) so it looks more like a portal >it's really out of place because it is just made it different graphics >I curse the developers for fucking up the texture and also realise I'm going to lose the race >falling into the hole, fuck fuck fuck >finally fall in >I realise the entire tunnel is made with NFS 2 graphics >falling through, feels surreal, like floating in space >see something in the distance, it gets closer >it's a white Ford GT90 from nfs2, rendered pc98 kind of graphics making a cameo appearance, as though keeping an eye on my from the heavens >realise this is in fact an Easter egg in the game as a tribute to the ancestor of this game >sugoi >fall into the front yard of a home >that's the finish line >hear opponents on the mic screaming, accusing me of cheating >"Pick up the emblem to end the race" >I exit the car, it becomes GTA VC now Some other shit also happened afterwards but I think this is god's way of telling me I wasted too much of my childhood playing games.

>inside a temple at night >the gold inside the temple walls is reflecting there lights beautifully >the host announces on the mic that the opening ceremony will last 2 more days >switch scene to the darker, inner part of the temple >a girl is set to perform next >she says she's nervous but others say they cam announce that she's nervous beforehand to reduce the awkwardness >she refuses that idea and decides to perform anyway >back to the temple scene >she's on the stage as a turtle >she says she turned herself into a turtle to block the hole in the temple tank >a woman in the crowd goes crazy thinking that she's kurma avtar >there's slowly water flowing into the temple floor >realise that there turtle is busy on stage so the hole must've been exposed Next dream >climbing a building through stairs >notice a portion of stairs missing >it was missing on purpose so that only the people who are aware that it's a dream can get to the next floor >i reach the top and enter a lab >there's people sitting in 2 rows >few of those people have their face tied to a tube as if they're being forced to inhale something >i sit at the far end of the row >a girl next to me passes me a tube like picrel >when i hold it the liquid inside starts boiling >realise I'm supposed to not the let the liquid flow out >quickly pass it to the guy on my other side >realise that anyone who spills the liquid gets that tube locked on theor face >suddenly notice some gas leaking from the pipes on the side >i sniff it and recognise it as oxygen >"I wonder if there trying to burn us" >girl next to me hears this and says "what if it's some poisonous gas and the people who are locked to the tubes are getting oxygen from it" >panic and run away >... >climbing up the same building with missing stairs >I'm with another guy now >tell him that we should probably head back since the stairs are missing >he smirks at me and closes his eyes and stairs magically apepar in the gap >he walks up >realise he's also one of us

>>69 I only have hardcore porn/cuckold fantasies based on the porn I watched before sleeping, followed by a nightfall. is it over?

>>457 I had a dream where I tried having sex with a girl but she kept struggling too much and I couldn't even undress her. Just made me realise how hard it is to rape

>black panther jr (son of black panther) who has the power to implode things, implodes earth >now the earth is 1/8th of a sphere with the map looking like picrel >notice that all first world countries are gone >that means we can now live like stone age people doing hunting gathering etc. >see an ocean appearing on the horizon >realise the water level is rising and the entire world will drown >there are people running away >the ocean of water gets closer >try finding a tube to float but the people had already taken all of it >the water is right outside my home >start crying thinking about how I never cared about living but when the world just became livable I'm going to die

Weird lucid dream. I was aware it's a dream but was feeling too sleepy and just stayed there as a spectator. >in a ricefield with some people who had killed an ankylosaurus >a local man was willing to buy it >I get on a cycle and try to find that man's house this is where I gained lucidity >the trail was very rough but it was a thrilling ride >finally reach the area where he's supposed to live >keep cycling through houses and see my teacher standing naked outside her house >keep cycling and stop outside a different house >a lady walks out the gate >she laughs at me >notice that my pants had a hole and my dick was hanging out >quickly run to the bushes and try to fix it >my underwear only had it's elastic and rest of it was missing >use the elastic to fix my dick's position like hiding a boner >go back to her house >she offers me a bucket to sit in so that I don't feel embarrassed >asks me to wait while she cleans her chappal which were covered in dirt >I'm sitting naked inside a bucket which also had water in it >a guy from school walks in, sees me and runs away laughing

>in school >math teacher gives us questions to answe by the end of the day >everyone's struggling to find answers >bronn breakker finishes answering everything >everyone praises him for being a good balance of brains and bronns scene change >outside the school >see a box with a long tortoise inside >it was actually a normal sized tortoise covered in slime, living inside a longer shell >few of its eggs were hatching >start filming it with my phone >wanted to take one home as a pet >but left it with its mother because that was the right thing to do woke up and saw the quote from picrel in my vision

2 dreams I don't remember either of them fully >... >walk from somewhere to a lake in search of something >look at the lake >sand on the shore like a sea beach >pehelwans wrestling in the very wet, grey sand in nothing but their lungoots >it looks very gay because they are all on the floor one on top of the other >ignore them, and think of the destination, which is on top of the mountain next to the lake (geographically inconsistent, didn't expect this from brain tbh) >friend goes up a small trail >when I try to go I find a small climb made of natural vegetation, can climb up it like a ladder >go up top >can't figure out how to make the last climb >feel a huge sense of dread >try to climb >fail, and start to fall >camera switches to 2nd person view to show me "my" own face >see picrel face with mouth open, complete with sunglasses and sky in the background >wake up this second person view has me thinking we are not the protagonists of our dreams it is like a gayme where you control a different guy. >near a church >The sides are absolutely lined with garbage >there are chakkas and whore looking women all around the place >leave, the rest of the place is also like that sans the chakkas and whores >go up a small hill >there's a shack there >go in >someone senior to me is there asking me what I want >I give him the answer I know will make him let me in >go in sit at a table and someone brings me something >it looks tasty, like mutton or chicken, but it is mixed with what looks like ground up rotis >the surroundings are dirty so I am not sure about the food >the food feels really sinister despite looking tasty - it could be any animal, it could be meat gone stale, it could be meat from an animal that died of suspicious causes, disease etc >start eating anyway >the gatekeeping guy talked to someone, came over and said he was a fool to have let me in >ignore him >he walks away idk what happened after this but I woke up too late. >>462 Kek it's trippy when you remember random shit like this

>at ambani's wedding >sitting alone in a tiny basement room >only way to enter the room is through a small square hole in the middle of the wall >table had a lot of fancy stuff like candies and cereals in unique casings >try to grab one >I'm interrupted by a family of 6-7 people speaking in Tamil >they fill up the entire basement >there man of the family sends me to get some extra chairs >(they think I'm a worker but I was a guest too) >whatever, go out to get them some chairs >pick a stack of 3 chairs >as I'm bringing them to the basement something black leaks from the chairs >a different man gestures to how bad it was stinking >leave the chairs to pick different chairs >same man tells me to take it away from him >(he thinks I'm some worker too) >I'm pissed and don't want to bring anymore chairs >run away from the building and end up outside >it was dark and I kinda lost my way >somehow end up on a different building >this was my school but the wedding lunch was being served here >grab a plate to eat something >a girl with grey eyes writes something on the cylinder that was next to me >she wrote something like "make sure to only use android" >tell her i already use android >something clicked inside me like she knew something about me >follow her as I'm asking why did she tell me that >she keeps walking faster to avoid me >grab her hand to stop her >butterflies in my stomach >she looks at me with her grey shiny eyes and tells me how her brother died in a fire right in that building >she takes me to a spot in the building where we can see where that burnt room once was >i sit on the edge and leave some space for her to sit >instead she sits on my lap I was so in love > >>463 >the food feels really sinister despite looking tasty - it could be any animal, it could be meat gone stale, it could be meat from an animal that died of suspicious causes, disease etc Was it perhaps a liver

>have an exam or something >go to college >gatekeeper asks for id proof and hall ticket >show him >lets me in >turns around and calls me back >"id proof doesn't match saar" >confused I open my notebook where I had kept my documents >the hall ticket and aadhar card fly away and land on the street >as I pick them up i realise i showed him my brother's aadhar card instead >show him mine >he says he needs more proof >get into an argument with him >he says show laptop >I ask if he would carry a laptop for no reason to a location he will be forced to leave his bag at the door >he goes away somewhere >I just walk into the college and to the exam hall >there is no exam they just ask us which college we would like to go to just for survey purposes >they form a line >find roll no 24 and get behind him >but they dissolve that line >go somewhere else and come back later now there's a counter at the door >they give me a form asking the same question as before >I just write "IIT Bombay" on th form >girl beside me "you like IIT Bombay? I went to that college" (I rarely remember faces from dreams but I remember hers cleary, she wore rectangular lensed glasses, was fair and her face had a bunch of baby fat, I think she tied her hair in a ponytail) >can't decide what I should say, congratulations? >"nice nice" >"why do you want to go there?" >"I guess because the girls there are beautiful like you" or something along these lines >she smirks, looks at my arm, presses it, says "not big enough,not enough muscle" >flustered, look away and try saying "yes I'm working out these days" but it comes out as garbled gibberish >time to go >meet with friends >IIT girl also there >come lets go she says >gets on her scooter, i get on my bike, we decide where to go >"follow that tempo" she says >im a local so I know the directions but she blindly follows that tempo of hers because she's outsider >we end up going different routes >somehow end up in a weird place behind a building >she's there in an office says she's buying movie tickets >whatever those outsiders are weird, wait for her on my bike next to her scooter >she comes back we ride some 100m or something >there's a petrol tanker driving weird ly we both stop >it falls into a deep pit next to the road (the pit has really dirty water) >take out my phone >"yaar fire department walon ka number bata jaldi,bata na jaldi"

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>she's in shock, can't say anything >eventually says 108 >dial 108 they don't pick up >search for landline number of local fire dept with no success >call 108 again >this time I hear a callertune song >disconnect in disgust iss desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta even emergency phone numbers don't work >besides the bimarus driving the truck seem to be coming out anyway

>>465 >Was it perhaps a liver No it was keema but with a weird poha like texture, very dark in shade with a curry that was similarly dark in colour

Here's one after a really long time. I thought sleeping in AC has fucked with my sleep in some way but it was actually my baap turning it off at 2am. It was on till 6am last night and had this. >at a chinatown in america >waiting for a table in a crowded restaurant >friend is doing some card tricks to impress the foreigners >he proceeds to slither between the chairs, tables and feet of the people >everyone cheers for him >a table clears and we sit >there was also a couple (fat redneck husband with grey stache and hot a thai wife) sitting on that table along with us >we're deciding on what to order as the thai lady suggests us some soup >we order it and wait >they leave >tell my friend that since this is america we can try beef >i was hoping a no from him but he was too excited to try it >i say steaks probably suck so we should get a burger >friend tells me to ask a guy sitting behind us about some good burger place nearby >turn around, it's a black kid >ask him >he doesn't understand my accent >nervous, ask very slowly >he still doesn't get it >turn around >an Indian guy sits on our table >ask him if he know where we can get good beef >he does some weird gestures which mean that's he's a vegetarian >he had a soggy dosa on his plate >i take a bite and leave > >we're outside and hear some gunshots from far away >we were excited to hear real gunshots >happy that our tour to america didn't go to waste

>in a junglee road >see a biker riding in reverse >weird >notice a guy next to me smoking >as he smokes his cigarette gets longer >realise that there's some people stuck in reverse time >feel really scared >a girl comes running and hides behind a tree >i think there must be spirits trying to reverse people's times >run away >reach a road in the middle of the city >it was an asphalt road covered in wet soil that was carved into looking like walls of temples >walk on it trying not to step on ur sculptures >the road leads to the top of a building >get in and it's pretty dark >there's bald priests >it was tirupati and everyone was speaking in a language i didn't understand >explore other rooms and notice stairs leading to the bottom in every room >looked very eerie >come back to the first room and sit along with my school mates >egg pulao was being served by some workers of the temple >i was kinda shocked to see eggs in temple >one lady yells at me to get a plate in broken English >go to the back of the room to grab a plate >walk into another room to wash the plate >see two 10rs coins in the sink >pick it up and put it in my pocket >going back to get the egg pulao >friend tells me it costs 150rs >and the whole prasad combo costs 500rs >somehow it makes me realise that the 10rs coins i picked was the donation to the temple >feel bad

had dream today can't remember much else but a weird machine to sharpen knives it was a very big wheel at a tilt of some 60-70 degrees a woman and her daughter were running the shop the daughter would spin the wheel up by hand until it has enough momentum and the mother would stand in front of it and hold her knife at an angle to sharpen it the sparks and sounds were exactly like angle grinders cutting metal the surface was like that of a cutting wheel picrel, and the machine was entirely powered by hand.

>sitting to get a haircut >barber's mom who's a middleaged women decided to cut my hair >she grabs a straight razor and shaves off the edges and she's done >still sitting on that seat >barber walks up to me and says he has a new website >he opens chat gpt and writes something, clicks on the result, hands me his phone and walks away >I'm looking at his phone and it's a long video compilation of my school crush >she was also sitting right infront of me >starts walking towards me >panic and open a different app >it was full of porn pdfs >she sees it and gets mad scene change >at her home >she's crying and praying to god >hug her tight from behind and apologize constantly >she finally forgives me and turns into a massive cat >she tells me to follow her as we're going to naked jungle >excited, follow her >she jumps out of the window (as she's still a cat) <try to penetrate through the door <fail <shrink myself and jump through the window <end back inside the house <try to penetrate the door again and imagine myself directly at the jungle >success >she's now back to being a girl >the jungle was at a lower level than us and was completely submerged in murky water >there were elephants swimming around looking like crocodiles >one elephant walks closer to us and cracks open a tree bark with its tusk >(the tusk of the elephant was inverted, i.e it was pointing downwards like a walrus') >when the bark crcaks open fresh water starts pouring from inside the tree >entire murky lake goes crystal clear and we could see the green vegetation and the elephants >feel romantic and say "maybe this is when people feel like taking pictures"

>at a highway motel >break something >wtf they will make us pay for it >decide to leave QUICKLY, i.e. before they have a chance to notice, take the deposit money and go away >it worked and now we (me and family) are feeling like bank robbers who are making a getaway >family gets into our car, I get into a Polo for some reason, definitely wasn't ours >start and leave >it's a canyon road, downhill >take a corner at moderate speeds >car understeers I barely make it >wtf I thought polos were supposed to be good handlers? >next corner >decide to go slower >brake >brakes are hard and soggy and spongy, barely work >go into the corner, understeer are barely make it out >wtf I thought the Polo was supposed to have decent brakes? >decide to keep braking all the time >works a little but in the next corner there is standing water on the road >also use the handbrake but >no way I'm making it out of this >stand on the brakes >go into corner >car hydroplanes >helplessly grip the steering >accept my fate >don't even flbhanginch as I crash through the railing and down into the valley

>in an exhibition in Russia >I'm sitting at a booth explaining how to cut fish to foreigners >2 strange looking people walk up to me >one guy asks a lot of questions while the other one scouts the entire area >quickly realise this is a plot to steal something >one guy grabs my bag but i hold it tightly >a little tug of war and the other guy pulls out a gun >release the bag and back out with my hands in the air >guy asks for my wallet and phone >give it and walk away thinking I'm safe >guy shoots me in the back >another shot and I'm angry >somehow I'm still alive and walk to the management to report this skip time >the guys were caught and have their face covered on the stage >kim jong un promises he'd execute them >suddenly someone whispers to me that the guys in the mask aren't the real culprits >the real ones were still outside looking for me >a random russian girl gives me a beanie and tells me to run away from there >we escape through the crowd and reach outside the building >she then starts running away and I follow her >finally reach her home >she plans to hide me there >she also had plans to get me blue contact lenses, a brown wig (until i grow out my real hair) and to dress me as a girl >her mother was a bit annoyed by me

>talking to someone about doraemon >she says sunio is the only realistic character and everyone else is way too fake >my mind was showing me a picture of tongari when she was saying this >.. >an episode of doraemon >gian, sunio, nobita, shizuka and doraemon are in gian's room >everyone was secretly mad at gian >nobita and sunio signal something in stereo >they get up, punch gian in the face and signal shizuka to scream >before gian could retaliate his mother hears shizuka's scream and comes running >she beats up gian and tells him to go downstairs andcook >.. >gian has a tray of grass in his hand and was wondering where everyone else is so that he could beat them up >they're giggling and laughing in his room

>in a dimly lit bar counter >everyone is answering some questionnaire >teacher tells us to answer all the questions >almost done just 2 questions left >girl wearing picrel walks upto me and offers to help me >hand her the questionnaire and she takes it away to another room >follow her >this rooms is full of smart people >she checks the question i left incomplete and there was no options in it >i check again and now there were options but no question >(the question was something related to mahabharat but the options were pictures of cadbury gems ball, kinder joy etc.) >she says she'll have someone else answer it and that I can leave >thrilled, I'm ready to go >she gives me a side hug >the warmth makes me realise that it's the last day and we might never meet again >she asks if i have a helmet >offer her to ride with me >.. >at her home >we're looking at an aerial view of her property >there were lots of trees >she says she gets them transferred from a forest nearby

>in a house party with some strangers >really need to pee >people there are suspicious of me and didn't let me go to the bathroom alone >they send a girl to keep an eye on me >go to the bathroom and try shutting the door >she blocks and says i have to keep it open >fine whatever >pee with my back turned against her with the foor open >she quickly snaps few pics of my dick with a nikon coolpix and runs away >panic and start chasing her >wrestle her and take the camera away >other guys see me steal her camera and start chasing me >run outside the building and reach a slum like area >they're still chasing me >try really hard to delete the pics while running before they catch me >after a lot of struggling finally delete the pics >finally lose them >bury the camera in a pile of sand and run away >climb a small building with scaffoldings attached to it

>young lady adopts me as her son >unbeknownst to me, she was gonna put me in jail for some crime her son had committed >many people are warning me but somehow i was okay >new maa looks me in the eye in, holds my face in a comforting way and says "does it feel like you're in a place where someone's face was doused with acid?" >"No...." >a lawyer walks in and says "guilty until proven innocent" with ang ugly smirk >i put him in a choke and say "guilty of one murder until I commit two" >everyone get involved and separate us >new maa tells me to take her son's car and leave >get on this futuristic looking car and drive into a village >meet her real son who was in a bentley >we admire the nature around us >some trees had weirdly coloured leaves (blue, yellow etc.) >think that some kid coloured the leaves >actually they were feathers from macaws

>end of the world feeling >cloudy skies, lush green surrounding >see a large tsunami wave rising on the horizon >a massive flood on the opposite horizon >a tennis ball rolls near my feet >raju (from mighty raju) asks me to pass it to me >when i bend to pick the ball, there's an apple shaped ball right next to the actual ball >pick the apple shaped ball up and rip it open with my hands >it was soft and squishy and was just a chikoo on the inside >raju laughs at me and says "chikkle" and runs away >i follow him and he takes me to a massive suv >sit on the driver's seat and instead of a steering wheel there was just one lever (like the ones in valves of a pipe) >use it to drive and reach a pakoda shop >it looked dirty but i just wanted to try because it'll be the last time >an old man starts frying the pakodas and an old woman brings some water in a mug to wash our hands >i really wanted to pee so i just get up and pee right there woke up with intense heartbeat thinking i had peed my pants

2 dreams >mother tells me she needs a painting from a museum/memorial kind of place >thought I'd need to steal it >go there >find a ventilation shaft kind of thing >go in and descend to the floor >receptionist is there >tell the lady i need the painting >looks like my mother already informed her >the painting in question is hanging off the ceiling by means of a string or a bar or something >lady gets me a huge stool kind of thing to stand on and remove the painting >i do and take it to my mother >now she needs another one >she needs it urgently >quickly drive down back to the same building, it is night by now >the small structure looks to be of about 1 story tall and is surrounded by nothing but paved ground for a long distance ie. No buildings around >but the museum is closed >roof is shaped like a wave with places to sit down, and there are a lot of college-aged people hanging out on top >this time I really have to steal it >loiter around the building looking for entry points >don't find any, plus I look suspicious as shit shining my flashlight randomly >decide to try a different way and climb the roof >still look suspicious as shit >find an exhaust fan, i decide there must be a ventilation shaft behind >there is but it's a narrow, sheer 20+ feet vertical drop >start walking back but a security guard approaches and asks what I'm doing >I tell him I lost my car keys there earlier in the day >he says he will help me >takes me to the same exhaust fan I'd seen and somehow there's a hole beside it in the wall now >crawl through it >looks like a mezzanine floor or something, workers seem to be sleeping there >fuck i should have seen this hole now I'm stuck with this security guard >he takes me around and wastes time telling me about the museum >it's nearly morning by now >look outside through an exit of the bulding >see 2 aadivasi/gypsy kind of guys <they have big cheetah type big cats with them >me and watchman hide behind pillars >a small cub approaches >watchman lowers a net so he can't come in >cub leaves >somehow get the painting don't remember how >go out there's a commotion >some bhondu baba kind of guy hands me a brick saying it's blessed or something >yeah sure thanks >also meet the curator/manager/main guy and have a conversation with him >ok bye sir >get in the car

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>start driving >there are nails between lanes so people don't cut lanes?? wtf >car drives over the nails but the tyres hold on >find my parents at the corner shop near my house >hand over the keys to the car and walk away the dream continued i think but this is all I remember Also had another dream the same night involving having to transport a big huge CRT from an underground hospital to someplace else, on a bicycle where I sat on the carrier holding it and my elder brother pedalled the bike, and stopping in a truck garage on the way. It was weird. As you can see i slept very nicely the last night.

>at ranthambore national park with my cousin >we were there to see the tigers >notice a little calf of a cow pass between my legs >it was as small as a cat >surprised about it's size, tell my cousin about it >he ignores me >whatever we keep moving >bushes on the left of our trail starts moving >a massive tiger walks out >it's back was towards us so it hadn't seen us yet >we stay still hoping it walks away >it turns around >FUCK >it had canines like a saber tooth and stripes of a tiger >it quickly charges towards us >freeze in fear accepting my fate >it jumps right behind me and grabs the little calf from before >we see this as an opening to run as fast as we can >finally at a rice field >there's a huge auditorium with massive speakers nearby >looked like whatever the program was, was over and people were packing up >blend into the crowd <somehow feels dreamy <start looking for any hot girl nearby <find one, but she's with an old woman >old woman was a waitress >give her a bill and tell her to bring my order >she says she can't read >give her a hand written bill >she still can't read >angrily tell her if there's any word she should know how to read, it's tea >leave because the hot girl wasn't even there anymore <still looking for a hot girl >look at my hand and my vision starts glitching >I'm switching between a girl a boy rapidly >nailpaint on my nails, bracelets and rings <lowkey panicking but the glitching stops <in a backseat of a cab now <look at my hand and I'm finally myself <trying to spawn a hot girl next to me <can't decide who to pick <think too hard and wake up

>grilling a massive fish made out of clay on open flame >guy helping me says that the best way to grill it is with cow dung cakes >but modern day cow dung cakes are adulterated with bugs and used oils >time to take the fish to the dinner table >it was a white couple's wedding >all of us start eating the fish with forks and knives >I feel awkward and leave after a few bites >go back to the hall where there was another couple on stage >bored >decide to leave >notice roman reigns and paul heyman walking through the crowd >the spotlight was shining on them and they were followed by two umagas >hear an announcement that some woman got shot >chaos ensues >a girl had her wrist crushed in the stampede >her parents are trying to help her get up >her mom starts yelling "call 911" >with my phone in my hand I start looking for it people who can call 911 >she looks at me and says "call 911" >with hesitation, tell her that i have and indian registered sim >she just says "call 911" >give up and call 09118 >dispatcher picks up the call >tell him that a girl broke her wrist and needs help >he asks me for address >no idea >the girl's father starts telling me the address as i walk towards the gate >"1.2 lane main road connecticut michigan US of A" >repeat it to the dispatcher >notice the board on the gate saying "AUGBENINE" >tell the dispatcher that the name of the building is aw-buh-neen >he laughs at me and tells it's actually aw-buh-nine >he starts doing small talks with me in a aussie accent >he asks my name and how to pronounce it >he then tells me that his name is lovely smile and hangs the phone >the ambulance had already arrived and the girl was getting treated Woke up and quickly wrote down the address and name of the building, but couldn't find anything that matched it

>watching a movie in an old crt tv with a weird color palette that looked black and white but felt like coloured >movie title was वज्र~ >the movie goes like this >a young woman is obsessed with diamonds >she has a lot of diamonds stashed in her cupboard >she was a forensic doctor who lived with her only son >there's a flashback like scene which shows her stealing diamonds with another person who was only shown as a silhouette >it appeared that they stole it from a very rich villa at night >back to present day, the lady is examining a dead body >she notices that the body has an expensive watch on >the watch had 4 real diamonds with a slight golden shine attached to it >she thinks of stealing it but it was recorded by other investigators on paper >yet she sneakily takes one and plans to replace it with a cheaper one from her stash >she returns home and looks through her cupboard to find a similar looking diamond >she can't find a similar one >she's conflicted if she should place the original one back and just place an obvious cheaper one >her son is watching this as his mother is having a little breakdown >she calls her friend (with whom she stole from a villa in a flashback) to ask her help >friend doesn't pick the call >next day >senior doctor (who was a lady) calls in our woman alone into the operation theatre >it was early in the morning and pretty dark >senior doctor tells her to lock the door >senior doctor opens her coat wide open revealing her diamond studded necklace >there were 100s of tiny diamonds on it >she uses her power to shoot those diamonds onto a hospital bed >our lady is ecstatic and overwhelmed with all these diamonds >flashback to last night when she was having a breakdown when she couldn't find a duplicate diamond >she starts thinking of the time how this obsession first started >flashback in a flashback >when her son was little and husband was alive, the son always asked for diamonds >and the parents always listened to their son's wishes >this somehow got converted to an obsession with diamonds for the mother when her husband disappeared (not sure if he died or got divorced) >back to current time, in the hospital >senior doctor isn't in the room anymore >diamond obsessed lady's face starts shining >her face is covered in tiny diamonds >almost like shes transforming into naagin >all her body is covered in diamonds except her forehead >a third eye opens and something gooey Congress out if it >the end

>sitting behind a woman in a scooter >she drops me at am old factory and waits outside >enter inside and a group of anime characters take me to a long hallway >we sit on one end of the hallway and build some defense with sandbags >on the opposite end, there's more aniem characters doing the same >the war begins >our side is trying to load a cannon ball into a cannon >but the cannon is just a pipe and has opening on both sides and the ball keeps sliding out >one skinny guy tells the buff guy to use his leg as a rammer >buff guy breaks the skinny guy's ankle and uses his leg to push the cannon ball in >another guy offers a chicken bone to prevent the ball from rolling out the other side (like sticks are used in cartoons to keep the gator's mouths open) >cannon fires begin >one from enemy side barely misses me >I'm scared shitless but notice a guy from our side writing something on a paper >realise that he's using a paper from death note >sigh in releif that we're going to win >light yagami was on the opposite side >our death note guy writes that light should get stabbed with multiple arrows and die after he trips on a tiny pebble >i just leave the place and go back to the woman who was waiting >she was actually my cousin >had to pee, but no matter what direction I faced, she was always in front of me >give up and leave

>come home >need to park the car >family gets out of the car >there is a slot demarcated by 3 bamboo lying on the ground at right angles >reverse into the parking slot >wonder why my reverse parking sensors are making no noise >become frustrated >something or the other keeps going wrong with the car wtf >suddenly remember that my car actually doesn't have parking sensors >sense of relief washes over me

Dream 1 >travelling in a bus on a holiday >conductor charges 20rs instead of 10 because there was no one to question him >angrily give him 20rs >bus stops at a school ground >weather seems cloudy for an afternoon >a blob of dark cloud shifting shapes rapidly appears on the sky >it lands on the ground and shifts into krrish but in white suit and mask >it was apparently evil >this character could shoot lighting and bring rain if he transforms into the cloud and had all the powers of krrish if transformed to his human form Dream 2 >walking in the gullies of mumbai >see a small door, the height of my wais >a short guy (not a dwarf) comes out of it >he was scouting for big muscley dudes to be bodyguards for bollywood actors >he was even talking to one guy >wonder how much money do they make >walk away scene change >sitting in the backseat of a small car probably a santro along with some people >I'm sasuke from boruto with one arm >see some small black gooey flying blobs trying to attack us >use chidoro with one arm to kill those >more of those things spawn and start attacking the car >idea >touch the metal body of the car and pass the chidori through it and all those black blobs die in an instant >driver drops me at the bodyguard scouting place from before >the short guy has an army of swole dudes with those machetes from south indian movies >they all attack me at once >evil anime smirk appears on my face >realise that it's all naruto's shadow clones in disguise >fight all of them alone as a wave of nostalgia washes over me

>in some office on a high building with a bunch of people >we decide to go downstairs >i am wearing roller skates >i skate down the stairs, like all 30 flights of them >people ask me how long have I been skating for >i told them these aren't skates, if they were skates I would actually be even faster (they were skates thoguh) >it's like 6am in the morning, dew on the road, no one else in sight, the big huge building looming over us, actually felt like Counter Strike arena, or any other game's tuturoial level >jstand around doing nothing >a platoon of military cadets march onto the street in front and stand in formation >couple of guys with me are wearing similar uniforms, they decide to go stand in formation for the lulz, maybe they won't recognize the imposters >they stand in formation and no one seems to notice, it worked kek >the instructor shouts something and now they start joggging >i ignore it and do something else >look at them after a while they're all doing pushups, situps, running like crazy (if you've ever been part of anything like NCC you have heard the phrase "ragda dena", this was that) >look at them even later and they're being beaten with whips and planks and sticks (all of them not just the imposters) >laugh in my mind because those imposters now sure regret it

watched a movie in my dream >old CRT TV like video quality >there's a small time thief who mostly picks pockets and steals small stuff >he befriends another thief who steal bigger things like jewelleries >big time thief keeps bringing new jewels and chains and small time thief gets it converted to cash one thing to keep in mind is whenever the bigger thief brought some stuff, the small thief wasn't with him. Amd neither was it shows how he steals. Also whenever the he returned with a new maal he looked slightly different (I didn't notice it until after I woke up because it's common in dreams for people's face to change) >finally the small thief gets curious as to how the bigger thief steals without ever getting caught >big thief finally reveals that he can teleport >small thief filled with excitement says that he wants to teleport too >after denying for a while, big thief finally gives in and holds his hand to teleport together >they disappear and reappear in a totally different home >it was daytime but there wasn't anyone inside >more surprisingly the 2 thiefs were naked and they were 10 year old >small thief starts panicking >bigger thief just walks away to try to steal something >that's when the small thief realises that they don't just teleport, they time travel too; and that's why bigger thief was hesitating at first >suddenly the door opens and and an adult man with just a towel around his waist walks in >small thief who's a kid is panicking even more >the man gives a wicked smile and drops his towel >cut scene >finally we see the thief lying on the bed exhausted and destroyed from the inside, calling the bigger thief with no voice left >he tries to look for his friend to teleport/travel back to their time but he's nowhere to be found >finally it's revealed that, from this timeline as a kid the small thief grows up with teleportation power (with a side effect of time travel) and becomes the bigger thief

>decide to start a local boxing promotion >set up a tent on a school ground at night time >set the ticket prices to 100rs >hoping I'd at least sell 10-20 tickets for my first show >wait till the start time >all the seats are full with about 200 people >very happy for the first show >first match begins >tall guy gets KO'd by the shorter guy and can't get up by the 10 count >crowd goes crazy >second match begins >it's a fatal 4 way match >it looked scripted like a pro wrestling match with suplex and everything >pissed because it was supposed to be a boxing promotion >write down fatal4way on my hand so that I can have a word with those people >next match was between 2 japanese people >excited that my promotion is going international >planning to increase ticket price to 200 tomorrow