DCEU movies:
>Man of Steel
This darker grittier reboot doesn't really feel like Superman.
They tried to make Clark Kent an edgier person and it doesn't really work.
Plus, the Superman vs General Zod story has already been done better in a superior film (Superman II).
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The whole Martha mommy thing is bafflingly retarded.
And this neurotic twink Lex Luthor is the worst incarnation of Lex.
>Suicide Squad
The first movie in the trilogy starring Harley Quinn.
Its worst sin is casting Jared Leto. He is easily the worst Joker ever.
>Wonder Woman
Despite being a World War ONE movie, the enemies are Nazis with gas chambers.
And because Wonder Woman doesn't know much about the human world, Steve scolds her constantly.
It sometimes feels like his only lines are "NO, DIANA. NO!! BAD DOG!! HUMANS DON'T DO THAT!!"
>Justice League (2017)
Absolute disaster. Snyder was the initial director, but he got replaced by Joss Whedon.
Whedon reshot most of the film. And execs told him to forcibly cut down snyder's story to under 2 hours.
The end result was a confusing plot because most of the context from Snyder's version was cut out,
and it had Joss Whedon's shitty brand of ""humor"" that made characters like Batman look like bumbling idiots.
>Aquaman
I know that Aquaman has been considered a punching bag for decades because he was that lame superhero who talks to fish.
But this edgy reboot of making him The Manliest Man Ever feels like overcompensating to negate his lame reputation.
I don't remember much of the movie's plot because it was confusing and hard to follow.
Too much underwater sci-fi mumbo jumbo and traveling to different locations in search of magic thingamabobs.
>Shazam!
Surprisingly pretty good and funny.
The crippled sidekick is a bit of an unlikable fag, but the overall movie has a nice sense of humor.
The story feels like an irresponsible kid got access to superpowers and just fucks around, but in a good way.
>Birds of Prey
The second Harley Quinn movie. Unwatchable garbage.
It has that pro-ugly / pro-feminist vibe that you see in awful crap like that all-female Ghostbusters movie.
>Wonder Woman 1984
The roles between Diana and Steve are reversed now, because she resurrects him in the 80s and has to teach him about the modern world.
The movie was about her trying to stop someone who grants wishes, but this sequel story is overall less interesting than the first Wonder Woman movie.
>Zack Snyder's Justice League
Wow, what a vindication. Snyder actually made a good superhero movie for once.
This version is completely different than the shitty 2017 whedon version and it's so much more enjoyable.
>The Suicide Squad
The third Harley Quinn movie. By now, I was tired of all the Harley Quinn shilling.
This movie is basically a clone of the first Suicide Squad since they have the same exact plot.
Only this time, they end up fighting a goofy pink starfish monster in the end. A dumb cringy kaiju.
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Frankly, the only DCEU films I would willingly rewatch are the Zack Snyder's Justice League movie and maybe Shazam. The rest can go to the trash.