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Meta Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 15:26:59 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]
Rules >1. Obey lynxchan's global rules. www.lynxchan.net/.static/pages/globalRules.html >2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc. >3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. >4. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted. >5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted. >6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted. >7. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion. >8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky. >9. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads. >10. No instigating violence, ie: "You'll never do anything" posts or similar. /r9k/ is a board of peace. >11. No "/r9gay/" posting >12. No roastie worship, including "vtubers" >13. No pornographic content as per global rule #4 Main board https://zzzchan.xyz/r9k/ http://crghlabr45r5pqkgnbgehywk5nxutdks5iss7tabyux5psikqqjirryd.onion/r9k/

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>>2234 Yes
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Robot 03/21/2021 (Sun) 16:26:07 No. 2267 [Reply]
i'm a turk from northern bulgaria, am i allowed to post here?
as long as ur a virgin, otherwise haram
>>2267 im a bulgarian from bulgaria
>>2267 >i'm a turk from northern bulgaria >im a bulgarian from bulgaria KYS nufags

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Robot 04/08/2021 (Thu) 06:52:36 No. 2271 [Reply]
What happened to Wizchan?
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Turned into reddit for volcel larpers
>>2310 I've been using it for years and haven't noticed a difference

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Robot 06/12/2022 (Sun) 01:15:32 No. 2308 [Reply]
>neighbors shot off fireworks IN THE FUCKING DAYTIME again
report them?

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Robot 05/21/2022 (Sat) 01:09:37 No. 2307 [Reply]
A woman will honest to God ask you the same question multiple times just because she remembers it differently. If you're going to mistrust my answer for a basic question that I have no possible motive for lying lie about, then why even ask?

DAILY REMINDER roboto 01/16/2021 (Sat) 16:54:20 No. 2287 [Reply]
8chan died in 2016. Fuck anyone who defends it, for they are part of the problem. Fucking newfags. Nigger dick.
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>site with legitimate culture exists >it either dies earlier than it should or it gets overrun with normals and/or brainlet shitposting It fucking sucks. I used to lurk 8/r9k/ for hours whereas I can hardly stand being on 4/r9k/ for more than approximately one hour. There are more feels than being an aspie, having romantic troubles, porn, and being poor or having a shitty job. Those are common themes but 8/r9k/ at least tended to go deeper into subjects and it offered interesting commentary. 4/r9k/ is mostly 'yeah ur right originali ravioli' where 8/r9k/ is usually a well-structured paragraph. A lot of tryhards from different sides of the spectrum existed in both but the old 8/r9k/ mod was kinda too strict and not only filtered shitposts but legitimate discussions he didn't like.
>>2289 Good thing /r9k/ is still alive and well.
>>2290 This may be a unpopular opinion but i didn't like 8/r9k/ that much. Personally i think /v9k/ even though it was slow it was still better because it did a better job at being a worthy successor to 4/r9k/ and managed to recapture that 2012-2016 golden age of the board and was overall just comfier tbh.

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roboto 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:20:36 No. 2291 [Reply]
Who knows what this guy's (nick)name was? He was some R9K NEET who killed himself (not the same guy who livestreamed it).
His name was Nux i was friends with this guy. He was deeply troubled and i felt really bad for him i still miss him.

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Autofellatio Robot 08/27/2021 (Fri) 21:44:07 No. 2303 [Reply]
Picrel How the fuck do i do that?? Getting head anytime of the day i wanted would give my will to live back, imagine that shit

Possible Robot Exclusive Game Night Robot 08/07/2020 (Fri) 09:39:22 No. 970 [Reply] [Last]
We had one of these on zchan before it got nuked and since we're probably gonna be here a while I was thinking we could continue the brainstorming of this "might be" event. If you have any ideas for games you'd like to play feel free to post them. Recently I was thinking that Terraria could work well for this. Terraria can run on a potato and pirated Terraria multiplayer is as easy as setting up a LAN sim so it fits the bill when it comes to ease of access. The game also has all the fun comfiness of a sandbox game like Minecraft but with the added bonus of having actual goals to fulfill other than beating a singular boss. Servers are 8 people but I doubt that'll be a problem for a board like this.
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>>1984 I've been doing a lot of irl shit so I haven't been getting on. I have some time now so I'll be on sometimes.
>>2211 What the fuck is your problem? Get the fuck out retard.
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new address

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Robot 04/20/2021 (Tue) 06:25:32 No. 2302 [Reply]
Dead

Music thread Robot 05/10/2020 (Sun) 05:31:16 No. 127 [Reply]
2gou is got
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Fallschirmjäger - remix
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General thread roboto 08/04/2020 (Tue) 11:25:16 No. 2293 [Reply]
Anything goes.
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I hate it when zzz goes down. It always makes me scared that it's going to be permanent or something.
>>2299 >permanent You think it's not?
Down again. Not sure where we can meet up or if it really is permanent this time. Can only hope for the best of news from /shelter/.

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Online shekel making Robot 09/15/2020 (Tue) 00:30:38 No. 1749 [Reply]
Well, as the title suggests, this is a thread to discuss methods to earn money from the internets. Any ideas are welcome.
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>>2205 >Where would I buy it There's Bisq, a distributed marketplace where you can put dollars in by various means, buy BTC and then buy other coins with BTC. There's a ton of other marketplaces. If you're in the right country, you can even buy vouchers in local shops for some marketplaces. >What payment methods would I have to use? Varies by marketplace, heavily so. You can practically find a marketplace for any payment method. >Would the taxman notice this? With most mainstream places, yes. The problem however lies less in how you acquire the initial coins, but how they develop until you sell them. There's coin washing services that are meant to confuse traces of what actually happened afterwards, but if your marketplace has anonymous coins like Monero (XMR) and allows payout to a wallet of that coin (each crypto has their own wallet system), then you can use an anonymous coin to buy another coin on an exchange that doesn't ask for confirmed ID and you can have anonymous investments the taxman cannot find. Say, you put dollars into Bisq and buy BTC. This requires a real identity, unless you can find someone willing to trade in person for cash. Then, you use those BTC to buy XMR (ticker name of monero) on a monero wallet. Then you go to a different exchange, send your monero to that wallet and buy another currency there (or stick with monero). You can then either outright pay with crypto for stuff (some sites allow it, especially darknet, and there's some physical stores that allow it too), sell it to people in-person to get fiat currency, buy amazon giftcards with crypto (some marketplaces allow this) and just shop there, or buy giftcards and sell them on ebay, or buy stuff or giftcards with crypto; buy goods with them; and then sell the goods on ebay. The fiat currency part really is no different from basic money laundering.
I been thinking of making loli wegs with daz and renpy. Plenty other wegs get thousands for fuck all content and most are to cowardly to make loli cause of patreon and fag95.
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FTDDTOT the passing of time edition Robot 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:39:48 No. 1488 [Reply] [Last]
Quick or slow, it's all a blur.
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I might end up homeless,thinking of just going on a journey and walk and try to survive until i die of starvation or something.Anyone here ever been/is homeless and care to tell me what is like?
>>2236 no but i imagine shitting and washing your clothes would be shitty
>>2237 >no yet

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roboto 09/27/2020 (Sun) 09:11:03 No. 2283 [Reply]
Fuck normalfags. Fuck YouTubers. I want them to stop bringing attention to shit I love. Fuck them. Why can't they stop destroying things. Everything they touch. Why. Oh why.
>>2283 Why so serious?
>>2284 This is another problem. I've grown to value sincerity because too many faggots are unable to be serious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGL1x40p46s
>>2285 *Or rather, have a greater sense of value for sincerity. I.e., not even pretending for fun anymore, because no one is able to do it the way it was done almost a decade ago. Fags react in an obviously hurt way (in a way very reminiscent of the normalfags I grew up with) instead of being able to joke around when something mildly upsetting happens, or being able to reflect sincere emotions if it gets serious, instead of pretending it doesn't hurt at all. Or just leaving instead of trying to save face, even when "anonymous".

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Esotericism Thread:The Third Robot 08/21/2020 (Fri) 22:47:46 No. 1374 [Reply]
at the request of one anon and after some deliverance i decided to make this thread, you Know the Drill nignogs, make your Inquiries about the Supersensory, Plaster your Thoughts and Experiences, i am willing to do Tarot readings despite the fact that i no longer find Tarot as something remotely Useful, just keep in mind that its a pain in the ass for me to make them being the reason why i abandoned the last Thread like a bitch so please if you are going to ask for a Reading make it a "Life or death" kinda deal, dont ask me about retarded stuff or stuff you could find out on your own, and im not fucking doing anything with more than 5 Cards on it Since this thread is Dedicated to Esotericism that means i don't need to apply my usual Filters, i hope you fags dont mind me posting my Ramblings on a "Extra Autismo" setting and give some otherwise irrelevant Sitreps on my Ontological Situation i have the vague feeling that this thread is going to end up becoming my Containtment Jail since 99% of what i post is related to Either Taihou or Esotericism Esoteric Waifufag's Library:https://anonfiles.com/b6n2x3H7o3/Library_7z
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>>1818 2/2 0 THE FOOL Know Naught! All ways are Lawful to Innocence Pure Folly is the Key to Initiation Silence breaks into Rapture Be Neither man nor Woman, but Both in One be silent, Babe in the Egg of Blue, that thou Mayest grow to bear the Lance and Graal wander Alone, and Sing!, in the King's Palace, his daughter awaits thee! In Spiritual matters the Fool means Idea, thought, spirituality, that wich Endeavors to Trascend Earth in material matters, it may if badly dignified, mean Folly, eccentricity, or even Mania But the essential of this Card is that it represents an original subtle sudden impulse or impact, coming from a completely strange quarter, all impulses are right if rightly Recieved, and the good or Ill interpretation of the Card depends on the Right attitude of the Querent

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I'll share a modern book on the basics of magical practice. It's got basically no theory, but the practice in it is sensible and can basically be applied to any system you wish. It also goes more in-depth than most on breathing and gazing techniques. This book made me think if a robot could theoretically turn his fairly long experience in esoterics into a job online. Communicate per email, get crypto as payment so the taxman doesn't see it, do astrological charts, geomantic readings, tarot readings, blessings, curses for cash... Main problem I'm seeing is how the fuck do you advertise this stuff?
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>>2182 So... kind of like Kaiki Deishu but IRL? Sounds like a very cool idea.

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