Okay, so this is going to be short and weird. I live on the 5 floor, and as spring came I keep having a little ant problem. They just keep showing up. I keep finiding 1 or 2 all around my place searching for food and cannot get rid of them. Yesterday I came back home after a long and tiring day and decided to masturbate. I was lazy and out of paper tissues so I decided to use a towel that was sitting in my dirty laundry basket. I thought to myself Im going to wash it tomorrow so who cares, go for it. I did my thing and threw the cum towel on the bathroom floor. Got showered and went to sleep. I woke up today, and went to the bathroom to do my morning routine just to find the towel infested with ants. I shit you not there were 500 of them collecting my sperm. It was just disgusting. So yeah, today I had to sterilize my bathroom and also learned that ants will eat your semen because it has sugar and they don't care about anything else. TL;DR A swarm of ants infested my cum soaked towel after some bad decisions while being horny, making me disgusted by ants and, to be honest, by myself.