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Everyone is John Anonymous 08/26/2023 (Sat) 21:29:43 Id: 4de9a6 No. 999

>Be Castro, dedicated communist and revolutionary. >Stuck inside the head of some guy named John. >Unknown to me is that there are 2 other voices in here. >One is Christian Weston Chandler, the other is Jimmy the demon. >We all wake up at a aquarium. >I gain control first. >I see the penguins. >I fucking hate penguins. >I tell John to preach to the penguins. >He marches up to the exhibit and he ..... pussies out and goes back to the bench. >I almost lose control. >After re asserting control I make him ask a nearby woman for directions to the library. >Success! She tells him to go down the street to the local library. >After wandering for a bit we arrive at the library. >Its this huge stone building. >I tell him to look for the lady at the counter. >Failure! There is no counter, Its all automated! >I lose the struggle for control and Christian takes control. >He leaves the library and goes to an arts and craft store. >Steals some crayons and paper. >Goes into an alley nearby and starts drawing. >Lady in the store goes after him. >After running away he finally has some time to draw his sonichu. >After drawing he achieves an objective, prompting another struggle for control. >This time Jimmy takes control. He tells John to throw his drawing on the ground and go to the nearest bus stop. >When he gets there he starts preaching to the 5 people there about how they need to start worshiping satan. >Nobody really cares and one guy calls him out on it. Gets decked in the head by John. >Dude is bleeding out at the bus stop. >2 more dudes starts coming towards us. >I managed to assume control. >Tell John to get on the bus so that we can flee. >After riding the bus for a while we get off at the next bus stop. >Those fuckers are running after the bus. >I yell out "FUCKING RUN JOHN". >He does. >he runs across a busy street and gets hit by a car. >I lose control and Chris takes control. >He starts bawling his eyes out to the two men and they realize he is retarded. I kinda forget what the fuck happened after this so i am going to be skipping a tiny bit. >After I had reasserted control I decided to go back to the book store. >Lady working there tells me to get out but I successfully convince her of how great communism is. >She later lets me have 2 books for free. Das kapital and the communist manifesto. >With my goal complete another struggle for control happens. >Christian takes control again. >He starts telling his sob story and the lady goes to the bathroom to give him a pity blowjob. >Successfully having sex means another struggle for control with Jimmy taking control. >He starts preaching the good word of satan to the girl. >After Jimmy makes the girl say "Hail satan!" I, Castro, gain control again.

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>I walk out and start reading the communist manifesto. >She walks out pretty pissed. >We later walk out of the shop only to see our new boyfriend free girlfriend kicking the shit out of some other woman. >She gets tackled by some big guy. >Naturally Chris chan tries to attack the guy but fails. >Jimmy tries as well and whiffs. >I come on to try and convince the man of the glory of communism. >I fail. He just kinda wonders what the fuck is wrong with me. >I forget who came back but he decks the guy. Knocks him out. >For some reason one of the other two starts fucking the librarian in the middle of the street. >I come on and while I am fucking the girl I start preaching the good word of marx. Managed to convince 3 people to become communists. >while doing this Jimmy comes on and tries to convince people to join satan. It doesn't work. Keeps fucking her while screaming "HAIL sATAN" >Eventually the security guards come over. They get decked and knocked the fuck out. >We continuously fail to grab the guards guns. at least 3 times. >Eventually I managed to get a baton but I fail to bash the guards head in. >Chris takes over and asks the lady we just turned to satanic communism and fucked where the nearest game store is. >She wonders what the fuck is wrong with us and tells us her child will be a strong communist woman who doesn't need a man. >Heart broken over having our heartsweet abandon us we go to the nearest electronics store and ask about videogames. >After scaring the shop keep he gives us 70 video games. Most of them are FIFA. >I assume control and throw the videogames on the man. Unfortunately I fail and Jimmy takes control. He goes outside and sees our sweetheart geting arrested after having killed several people. >The cops go to arrest my as well but I make a rousing speech convincing everyone that I am innocent. >The crowd quickly overwhelms the police and we slip away stealing a car. >After driving for a bit we total the car and try to jump off a bridge. >I wanted to drive back but then decide to just end it and jump off a bridge. There was also a point in where we randomly just beat a female cashier to death. I forget why or when we did that but we definitely beat a female cashier to death. Fun times. Would highly recommend schizophrenia.

Anonymous 08/26/2023 (Sat) 21:55:37 Id: 4de9a6 No. 1000

Why does expanding the post make it repeat parts of the post that was already seen? Also check em!

Anonymous 09/14/2023 (Thu) 03:30:55 Id: 823d32 No. 1018

>>999 >One is Christian Weston Chandler, the other is Jimmy the demon Time to call a priest for an exorcism... and while he's at it, see if he can also get rid of Jimmy.

Anonymous 09/17/2023 (Sun) 14:46:40 Id: 4de9a6 No. 1020