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/b/'s Meta Thread Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 00:15:49 No. 410765 [Reply] [Last]
This is the designated meta/bitching thread. Complaints and suggestions about the board and its staff go here. You probably won't get banned for posting here, possibly, maybe, consult your tarot cards first.
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>>465992 Pretty gay muh dood
>>466202 Wow that dudes gay lmao

Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 18:37:16 No. 466298 [Reply]
Why are mods on 1/2chan /b/ allowing these highly suspicious "s" threads to stay up?
>>466298 I just got banned for calling it out on /b/ and /pol/
>>466298 >>466299 Both of you niggers need to go back. Sage.
>>466298 >>466299 Go back and never return, cuck.

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Anonymous 12/10/2024 (Tue) 02:02:22 No. 465876 [Reply] [Last]
I fixed this stupid comic.
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>>466317 >Intelligence isn't intrinsically linked to being right or to or to gravitate towards the objective ideology, it is simply the capacity to apply skills <Stupid is as stupid does.
>>466321 You are stupid dude. intelligence while very important, isn't the only part of life and doesn't determine everything about someone
>>466323 Lel, we appear to have settled the point of the faithful being less intelligent than the faithless. What are you arguing now--that intelligence is not what drives technological advancement? Or just that your religion makes you somehow genetically special despite it also making you stupider?

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Mistletoe Thread Anonymous 12/16/2024 (Mon) 09:50:19 No. 466148 [Reply]
You have to kiss the anon under your post. Bonus points if you tell them what you want for Christmas
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>>466224 Peep Show, start with season 2
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My art Anonymous 12/17/2024 (Tue) 23:11:28 No. 466205 [Reply]
"my art"
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>>466205 >>466205 No no it is black women art ye see So you know it is bad 👌
>>466304 Only until they start dating White men. Chinese are the most entitled wives btw

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Now that's COOL! Anonymous 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:00:18 No. 466307 [Reply]
Go check out this cool page: https://christmas-link-site.neocities.org/otherstuff/directusnow And you'll find a cool secret, take a picture and have fun!!!
nigga this shit just straight up malware

Anonymous 12/13/2023 (Wed) 01:15:57 No. 453651 [Reply] [Last]
You hate children with autism and other disabilities and fucking want them to kill themselves, so why are you fucking banning women from aborting them? Are YOU going to pay to raise those kids who you want to kill themselves?
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>>461281 Multiethnic societies are chill so long as there's mutual respect and the local ethnicity-in-authority aren't twats. Which is why there will always be so much tension in any community run by conservative Christians, who view their belligerent misbehavior towards everything different as a divine right and mandate. The Christian church demands and enforces obedience to the church. Nothing less and certainly nothing more. The more illiterate and backwards states in the USA are those that are also the most given to churchish Christian traditions and politics, with the exception of New Mexico. This is not a co-incidence.
>>461285 K.you r retarded and i hope u get live a society that is to your liking so you can die with it
>>453651 I'd rather be hated than dead kys faggot

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Sudden deaths from the covid vaccine Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 19:54:47 No. 460748 [Reply] [Last]

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>>460748 Ooo, I got more: Ohio US girl DIES SUDDENLY AFTER COVID VACCINATION 6 years after premature birth, including epilepsy, asthma and frequent hospitalizations with respiratory viruses https://sentinelcolorado.com/0trending/died-suddenly-posts-twist-tragedies-to-push-covid-vaccine-lies/ 75 Brits DIED SUDDENLY FROM COVID VACCINES!? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11692895/Fewer-100-Brits-died-Covid-jabs-despite-bogus-claims-theyve-killed-100s-1000s.html Damar Hamlin suffered cardiac arrest, DIED SUDDENLY, Tucker Carlson suspects Hamlin's recent COVID VACCINATION WAS THE CAUSE!! https://thomas-87991.medium.com/bogus-claims-about-increased-athlete-cardiac-arrest-due-to-covid-19-vaccine-cea2d38fef87 shit all this vaccine paranoia from COVID vaccines made me NOT get a tetanus vaccine after I stepped on a rusty nail! I'll prove the lying medical profession wrong that tetanus will kill me now! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetanus
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>never got the vaccine >somehow immune to covid >still perfectly healthy as others my age drop dead the government is evil and western medicine has failed us

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:59:20 No. 460724 [Reply] [Last]
>I will provoke you for a whole lifetime, then send you to a place of eternal torment where they make you feel like it’s your fault for reacting naturally to that
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>Schizos who have no religion LOL! Enjoy living depressed, abandoned and forgotten. I will be enjoying a long happy and prosperous life with a wonderful family and a assured good and happy afterlife, of which you will have no access to.
>>466306 >Schizos >because they DON'T believe in invisible super-beings that talk to them and secretly control the world in ways that can't be detected by others
stay mad, retards

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Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 05:30:22 No. 463403 [Reply] [Last]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
THIS IS NOW AN ISIS CONTROLLED BOARD. ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>466265 >>466280 They literally kill you guys.
>>466285 That is why I wear a top coat to protect against deadly assaults, especially the tabin needle.
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>>466287 This is how I protect myself from deadly assaults.

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MOST EMBARRASSING ACCIDENTAL DEATHS Anonymous 11/29/2024 (Fri) 00:20:00 No. 465432 [Reply] [Last]
Do not do perversity. It may kill you. And then all your secrets will be out for all the world to see
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>>466151 Story? Name? Link to news article?
OP still here?

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Rock & Roll Christmas! 🎄 Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:04:07 No. 466301 [Reply]
Light the lights Ring the chimes Come on In, It's party time Raise a glass for auld langs sigh Come on, Rock it up for all mankind It's good to see friends I know Kissing under the mistletoe I love to hear the children sing It looks like Santa's gonna bring Another Rock 'N' Roll Christmas Another Christmas Rock N Roll Presents hanging from the tree You'll never guess what you've got from me Another Rock 'N' Roll Christmas Another Christmas Rock 'N' Roll We better hold each other tight You never know it might snow tonight

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Drawthread/Art trade general Anonymous 12/28/2022 (Wed) 15:05:38 No. 434176 [Reply] [Last]
Can I take your order please? Edition The other thread died because I died with it, I'm back but I lack any ideas Don't let me be the only one doing "art", join me drawanons! Pic related is my OC Karen, a meme connoisseur :) Ask her anything
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General Natalia Solokov looked around the bunker with the unease of instinct. Something was going wrong and she didn't know what. The bunker's planning room was quiet, the only other person was the Chinese information specialist. The girl's dark hair shone in the light, making the industrial room softer just by being in it. Her eyes were focused on the screen, as they had been six hours ago. A soft groan escaped Mei-Ling's lips as she forced herself to lift her head from the screen and blink slowly, a frown between her brows. Natalia knelt down beside her, a hand gently pressing onto her shoulder, making the smaller woman flinch. "Mei-Ling? What is it?" Natalia asked, peering at the monitor with concern. The scrolling rows of code had slowed to a crawl before coming to an abrupt halt; something that was unusual in and of itself given Mei-Ling's diligence. The younger woman looked up, her eyes unfocused as if she'd lost herself somewhere inside. "It's done," she whispered. Her hand crept back onto the keyboard, hesitating for a moment as if steeling herself before returning to work. Natalia felt the muscles in her arms stiffen and relax as she studied Mei-Ling. "No." she said, command in her voice. "That's enough. Get some sleep, that's an order." Mei-Ling's head snapped back up, a mix of relief and panic written across her features. "No time, General," she argued, her fingers dancing over the keys once more with renewed vigor. The screen flickered back to life as lines of data began flowing past. "We have to know what they're planning before-" Nat pulled her bodily to her feet. Mei-Ling resisted, but Natalia's grip was unyielding. With a tug and twist she forced the woman onto her stool with an air of authority, then knelt down beside it until their eyes met at the same level. "There is no way you are going to burn out now." Natalia said firmly, keeping Mei-Ling pinned there as she continued, "They want us broken before we can mount a meaningful strike. If you continue like this, they'll win. You need rest." Mei-Ling's expression shifted from stubborn to pensive and her body relaxed, though she kept eye contact with the General. It wasn't fear that made Natalia let go, but the unspoken understanding of their predicament and shared struggle. Katina Garnier interrupted the moment, stepping in with a gust of cold air. Her athletic stride still betrayed the same exhaustion Mei-Ling showed. "It was a smooth patrol, Ma'am" Katina reported as she scanned the room before meeting Natalia's eyes, her own steady. The general returned the gaze, taking note of the faint bruises along the other woman's cheekbone and jawline. "That's good," Natalia acknowledged gruffly. She rose to her full height. "Take Ms. Wong and get some food, and then sleep. I don't want either of you back for another ten hours. That's an order." Katina nodded but hesitated, glancing back at the monitor and Mei-Ling still seated in front of it. "We need to know what they have planned," Katina said softly. Natalia shot her a sharp look that held both censure and understanding, and turned back to Mei-Ling, reaching out with a calm authority to lift her chin until their eyes met. "I trust you to get us this information in your own way," Natalia told the younger woman, giving her shoulder a firm squeeze before letting it fall. "But do as I say now." With an exasperated huff, Mei-Ling surrendered, allowing Katina to pull her off the stool and towards the exit. Natalia watched them go with an unspoken assessment: They would make better warriors when they were well-rested; right now, she couldn't afford that luxury. The general turned her attention back to the screen. The Chinese girl's elegant code may as well be hieroglyphs. The fate of countless women rested on their success – and every second counted. She stood again and walked towards the makeshift infirmary at the rear of the space. She entered the dimly lit room and approached a figure lying on an army cot, swathed in bandages and surrounded by various medical devices beeping softly. "Raisa?" Katina's voice was low and urgent as she knelt beside the wounded woman, gently grasping her hand. "Can you hear me? We're so close to getting rid of those pigs once and for all." Raisa squeezed Katina's fingers weakly before her eyes fluttered closed, a look of immense pain etched on her pale face.

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>>466028 Then why did you try to do it if you weren't going to do it at all?
>>466295 you must be the kind of little bitch who never tries anything in life sometimes you try and you just fail

Truthers Welcome 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:29:40 No. 466291 [Reply]
Here's A Nice Community for truthers, You can also join and pray with us and learn a thing or two. https://discord.gg/Fd4z8b9A75 Praise Jesus.

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zo Anonymous 10/15/2024 (Tue) 14:16:00 No. 463909 [Reply] [Last]
post wat u have
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It’s a goat milf just like toriel, what do you think about this character.
>>466289 God sexy gangster Greta fits so perfectly, she's making the earth greener one punk ass at a time

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