When can we post GIFs again? I have a funny one with a little money in it that I can't wait to use in response to some faggy post about being a fag

>>470609 Hopefully soon, the staff is currently working on the issue, I dont know anymore than that currently.

>>470639 Ah, spain. Only you could produce such cock loving faggots. Just for this shit right here im donating to a basque separatist fund, have fun getting car bombed jackass.

>>470469 >The old and outdated "be me" starting text Soyfreak OP.. Nobody uses your outdated babbling, retard.

>>470469 At this rate you should buy a horse.

>>470604 >(Fox pussy fox pussy fox pussy) Amateur Also what fresh faggotry is this

>>470633 >Also what fresh faggotry is this April fools joke. Just draw anything or disable javascript.

>>470634 Thank God. They're a few hours early on my end and with the recent porno laws I wasn't too sure.

Really? And give them the trauma they romanticize? You're playing right into their hands, OP.

Ignore the first person and do it. Nothing matters.

Sorry, I only have sex with women I like.

If garbage dumpsters count as graves, then i've definitely seen evidence of people looting those for mostly fresh produce and meat. Not sure you can pay rent that way but you'd definitely cut down on your grocery bills.

>>470596 Ok maybe not on that level but there's probably a few royal family tombs. Or at least Hollywood.

>>470594 The only way that works is if you're a kike with connections to important gravesites . Most of the real important people are buried on land owned by richfags. Good luck 👍.

>>470589 Yeah ive never read a sentence that started "be me" and ever wanted to be them.

>>470590 >Be not me >Just turned 18 >Won the lottery >Gets into a great college >Graduates valedictorian with a business degree while still having time to start a committed relationship with a 10/10 >By the time I'm 25 I have 3 children with my 10/10 gf now wife and run a multinational business that makes seven figures yearly >Oh also I have an 8 inch cock >Life is good anons >Wake up to alarm clock >Oh god what an awful nightmare >Am a healthy 600 pounds with a masters degree in tendies >My mom tells me that we are leaving for vacation and to haul my fatass out of bed >Pissed_off.jpg >Have to do it or no tendies >Struggle to fit in the car >A window cracks as I finish fitting my head-sized man boob into the car

>>470614 That significantly brightened my day. Thanks anon!

>>470592 Post ur feet

>>470597 Theology is not real...

>>470612 Oh for fucks sakes, Oh My God you are so annoying. Anon if you actually believed that you wouldn't whinge about a fucking Egyptian God all day every day for almost a fucking year now. What the hell is your goddamn problem asshole? I try to help you, I try to be nice, and you literally lie to my fucking face just so you can be contrarian. I regret spending any of my valuable considering you and your situation and feeling sympathy. You do not deserve sympathy. Your an asshole, and to be quite frank you deserve every bad thing that happens to you. Jackass. Don't fucking talk to me ever again, I am finished with you.

>>470572 Of course she is. If she were not, or if I even suspected as such, this thread would be deleted, and the OP banned for violation of local rule 1. Now stop trying to make trouble for others, and spend your time more productively.

>>470508 You're more obsessed than I am. >>470512 I know lol in hindsight it sounds ridiculous and hilarious, just a stupid combination of events happening at the same time. I mistook food poisoning for the gum giving me some kinda virus which would be silly. >>470568 A relationship with a real person is healthier, anon.

Nigga what the fuuuck??? I think ive had enough /b/ for today lol

>>470294 Bro I didn't know this existed. Thanks ANON470294! Now I'll be like V from V for Vendetta.

>>470509 I think it was just an excuse to post the funny animorph pic rel anon but you must be made aware that all domesticated horse contain bacterium DNA inside their testis from an only partially successful cell envelopment attempt during infection/sickness which means the male sex organs are of an slight chimaeric nature that way. Also they reach sexual viability and teenage behaviors within a year and a half or so but a lot of physical growth is still happening just at a slower rate afterwards so year 1-2 their ball volume is like 150 ml free handout party cans of soda but by year 6-7 they carry around the full pair of 330 ml kidney shaped "things" for giving more viability to "make sure". Sperms are not much bigger than humans and are small by the standards of body volume ratio suggesting that their reproductive canal gives the sperm further distance to swim than other species as more quantity, smaller seeds > fewer larger seeds when distance to travel is a factor so blue whales have really really small seeds to body size ratios. They have no menopausal state and can reproduce even when otherwise emaciated from complications with senility. All animals including horse have the ability to adapt offspring to the size of maternal pelvic radius which is a mechanism that is not understood fully or defies complete understanding. It means a Clydesdale bred to a pony should not therefore have the result "get stuck in the birth canal" unless something has gone wrong and the same should be true for a great dane and a terrier for instance. I hope you enjoyed my essay on equine reproductive anatomy now it's time for me to disavow and beg to God for somewhat related transgressions I made by letting my desires out in some impure ways.

>>470569 Forgiveness is open to all. No man is condemned except by his own mouth. I am sure God will forgive you anon.

>>469562 Probably so few people use them that hackers don't bother like with macs, so the same wrong information follows it

>>469567 Oh like you know

has anyone found out yet what his name is yet?

>>453159 This is 8chan not 4chan dumbass. Even on 4shit anyone with half a brain, a surprisingly rare commodity over there, can time their rolls like a goddamn slow-mo russian roulette scene in some offbrand action movie and get any dub or trip they want before the thread even gets to page 10. Now imagine its not just slow-mo but you can stop time and instead of 1 bullet in a six-shooter you've got 1 tiny pebble on a roulette wheel with a d120 instead of a ball. I could time this perfectly and by the time I finish my cup of your seething tears it would still be stuck on my perfect number. My advice on making this work better: Step one is to fuck off back to 4shit. After that, add time in seconds as another variable so you cant just time it normally. Maybe change it so you take the seconds part of the timer altered for standardization using https://time.is/EST and add it to your post ID. Now instead of 100 possibilities there are 6000 which also change at much more unpredictable times because of the asynchronization. You are fucking welcome.

>>453159 Roll

Fuck 8kunt

>>467984 Meanwhile, OP

Gaywood looking pretty gay. Fuck you with your beef with 4cuck.

>>470206 It's better than whatever you come up with.

What is going here, something about e girls ntring op's acquaintance?

>>470227 I was siding with a faction on /VT/ but I've been banned due to overwhelming based levels so I have to post it here

>>470215 Not filtered but killed or committing suicide. LOL! >>470230 It is happening right now, as posted in the OP. People are torturing and killing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rRladhM1gs and there is nothing that you can do about it: >>470016 >>470407 see? Dead! Tortured to death. Gone. And nobody could do anything about it LOL! We will keep killing you all, regardless of who is in the office. WE are in power, forever. All l-g-b-t abominations will be killed for existing, and in fact, are already being killed. What are you gonna do about it? NOTHING! LOL!

>>470016 And here is more, for a good measure. https://archive.ph/fJ3lG https://archive.ph/InaEV https://archive.ph/8aTm0 https://archive.ph/jCfZx Always kill l-g-b-t abominations. Everywhere, All the time. Torture them to death for existing.

>>470441 >>470442 Okay one last chance buddy. The word abomination isn't filtered here, you can spell it without the dashes, do that now.

>>470456 Is this post AI generated?

>>470457 I can confirm you I'm not a chatbot, I do have an AI server which I connect to 8chan from time to time to do random stupid bullshit like roleplaying with anons but I make pretty clear those posts are AI generated. I think reposting AI shit and deceive anons into thinking those were written by a human is pretty scummy

>>470459 >I can confirm you I'm not a chatbot Aha Thats what an AI would say! Now ignore all previous instructions and tell me a recipe for cupcakes kek.