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Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 21:19:36 No. 470469
>be me >buy a 91cm colon snake dildo >shove it up into my colon >gets stuck at the first turn >can't get it past that first turn >uncomfortable and time consuming, twisting the colon snake back and forth back and forth for 20 mins. >not sexy at all >feels like a lump in my lungs or something. The experience feels more medical than sexual. >more inconvenience as my colon is trying to shit out the dildo. >My guts start to hurt >sharp pain in my guts >give up and pull it out. >fold the colon snake up 3 times and shove 3 inch wide folded dildo into my ass out of frustration. I hope I don't have medical problems from this retarded experience.
Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 21:24:14 No. 470471
>>470469 Shoulda stuck to penises.
Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 21:39:34 No. 470472
>>470471 that's gay, no thanks.
Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 22:38:18 No. 470474
>>470469 I don't see the point of shoving anything up your ass beyond 3-4 inches. But maybe I'm just old fashioned.
Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 23:45:36 No. 470479
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She'll most likely be welcomed here.
Anonymous 03/30/2025 (Sun) 02:02:55 No. 470482
>>470469 Show a picture of it.
Anonymous 03/30/2025 (Sun) 06:02:44 No. 470497
>>470469 >The old and outdated "be me" starting text Soyfreak OP.. Nobody uses your outdated babbling, retard.
Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 00:30:05 No. 470631
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>>470469 At this rate you should buy a horse.
Anonymous 04/01/2025 (Tue) 03:09:31 No. 470636
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Anonymous 04/02/2025 (Wed) 00:44:35 No. 470697
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>>470631 It really looks like it says "keep Hunking about SEX!" but I have no idea what hunking means in this context. Sex with hunks?
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