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Anonymous 03/25/2025 (Tue) 04:41:22 No. 470278
How do you check the background of a new girl you're dating? I know about pimeyes but its not perfect. Other than googling her name, what more can you do?
Shill Their dna
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>>470287 How does DNA show anything? >>470294 That's kinda scary ngl
>>470297 Keep your nasty shit on its board, retarded cuckold. And your immune system incorporates foreign genetic material it kills, it theoretically could be tested to see if she is a coal burner or not
>>470294 Damn that's a good site
>>470300 chud science
She's just Basically just a Nastassia Ponomarenko.
>>470278 Currently theres not a test to fully know about a woman past but, The theory is here. Advice to stop eating now. The implications may make you puke. MicroChimerism is a theory that suggest that small region of cells/DNA from a male partner stays in the women brain forever. Yeah very grim I know, but this is just the Tip of the Iceberg, It gets worse the most you investigate. What is MicroChimerism? Explaination by some researchers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puYJp7SAGJc Fetal MicroChimerism commonly seen in pregrant women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuiipsxmYYc Guy getting blackpilled for this theory kek. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siEUWiKg0Fc Also as a plus. If your mother was a whore, then its too late, you have been contaminated. Enjoy insanity now ;^) You can never get rid of it
>>470304 MFW my mom sucked a horsecock once
>>470393 Hot, what's the story?
>>470294 Bro I didn't know this existed. Thanks ANON470294! Now I'll be like V from V for Vendetta.
>>470509 I think it was just an excuse to post the funny animorph pic rel anon but you must be made aware that all domesticated horse contain bacterium DNA inside their testis from an only partially successful cell envelopment attempt during infection/sickness which means the male sex organs are of an slight chimaeric nature that way. Also they reach sexual viability and teenage behaviors within a year and a half or so but a lot of physical growth is still happening just at a slower rate afterwards so year 1-2 their ball volume is like 150 ml free handout party cans of soda but by year 6-7 they carry around the full pair of 330 ml kidney shaped "things" for giving more viability to "make sure". Sperms are not much bigger than humans and are small by the standards of body volume ratio suggesting that their reproductive canal gives the sperm further distance to swim than other species as more quantity, smaller seeds > fewer larger seeds when distance to travel is a factor so blue whales have really really small seeds to body size ratios. They have no menopausal state and can reproduce even when otherwise emaciated from complications with senility. All animals including horse have the ability to adapt offspring to the size of maternal pelvic radius which is a mechanism that is not understood fully or defies complete understanding. It means a Clydesdale bred to a pony should not therefore have the result "get stuck in the birth canal" unless something has gone wrong and the same should be true for a great dane and a terrier for instance. I hope you enjoyed my essay on equine reproductive anatomy now it's time for me to disavow and beg to God for somewhat related transgressions I made by letting my desires out in some impure ways.
>>470569 Forgiveness is open to all. No man is condemned except by his own mouth. I am sure God will forgive you anon.


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