>>452434 i recommend sillytavern w/ openAI and jb or koboldAI horde if youre broke as fuck paired with cards from chub.ai. if you have a bit of knowhow to set it up shit can be pretty good

>>452434 okay, you ain't 100% a fag

>>452408 >/d/? For fucking real? Snowflake motherfucker.

>/d/ this nigga

>>452735 What, did you expect anon to not be a degenerate?

I redpilled it guys

>>453316 Might head on spicychat to try and do this lmao

>>452408 How do you even coom without fapping?

>>454908 I just read material that is extremely erotic to me, and ejaculate from how intense it is. Most often it has pictures, but text is enough for me, as long as it's exciting. Have been doing this for over ten years and barely touch my penis.

>>454945 A wise man. The brain is the most sensitive erotic organ though sadly atrophied in most modern men.

>>452408 >giantess >ai porn check if you can effectively see the distances between objects lol then come back

>>454908 Well, OP had gone two weeks without cooming. Anyone would be ready to burst at that point.

>>452408 Have you considered killing yourself?

>>456022 smash

>>452408 >Spend like an hour using sink water and hand soap to try and wash the coom out of my underwear <not just getting the underwear and telling them you shat your pants if they wake up

>>456257 Anon that might even be more embarrassing.

>>456658 Eh.

>>456257 They would very clearly smell cum and not shit.

>>457631 Eh.

>>452408 How fucking retarded do you have to be to think that a goonsesh in an RV with your entire family there is a good idea

>>456257 This would work if shitting one's pants was a common experience for the average person.

>>460192 >This would work if shitting one's pants was a common experience for the average person. I would assume that they know that guys who take it up the ass, like their son, get the shit-dribbles.

Me again. Just got back from another trip and I'm proud to report that I did not coom.

I'm back once again to report a near disaster that happened this weekend. >Go on another RV trip for Labor Day weekend >Don't even think of watching porn, chatting with nsfw chatbots, or fapping >Blew an epic load the night before I left just to be safe >Last day of trip, again >Everything's all good >But then, something terrible happens >I begin to dream >Things start getting spicy in dreamland >In old elevator that only has buttons for floors 1, 6, and zero. >Hot amerindian girl gets in >Pins me against the wall and starts making out with me >I cum before I even have my dream pants off (wtf?) >Since I'm dreaming, I can't really talk, so I let out a muffled "ERM GERNNA CERM!!!" >As this happens, the dream fades away and I wake up back into reality >For a split second, I hope that the nut was only busted in my dream. This hope is shattered when I reach into my underwear and feel the semen. I smell it too. >Everyone else is awake and walking around. >imsofucked.jpg >But then I remember it's not over for me yet >After last year's incident, I stashed an extra pair of underpants in the bed. I grab it and put it into my pajama pocket. >Stealth mode: Activate >First objective: Make it to the bathroom so I can clean myself off and change into dry underwear >I listen to the sounds of walking, talking, and the outside door to determine when I can get into the bathroom without being noticed. >A window appears, and I dart to the bathroom >Change into clean underwear >Stash coom underwear in a small bag. >Second objective: Find a place to hide the underwear >I initially consider putting it into a bathroom cabinet, but there's too high a risk of someone finding it there. >I decide the only way to hide it is to put it into my dirty clothes bag, and ensure nobody else looks inside. >The dirty clothes bag is in the back bedroom, and everyone's constantly walking in and out of it. >Third objective: Make it to the back bedroom >Wait in the bathroom for a while, listening for an opportunity. >An opportunity arrives, and I dart back to the back bedroom as fast as I possibly could >Put coom underwear bag into dirty clothes bag, and shuffle around some clothes to hide it >SCP in containment >Fourth objective: Ensure nobody else finds it >Luckily nobody else uses the bag or opens it on the ride home >Offer to do laundry when we get home >Coom underwear is in the first load I wash That was close.

>>462747 many such cases

>>462747 X to doubt, regular ejaculation usually prevents wet dreams.

>>462747 At least you weren't jacking it to giantess chatbots

>>463260 How did you know what I've been doing for the last 2 months?

>>463236 Like I said, I'd been on nofap for the trip.

>>463236 Will it prevent getting boners during the day? I haven't masturbated in years, and I've never cum from anything but wet dreams. Was talking to someone I knew at a sex shop the other week and I had to bite my tongue prevent getting a boner. I don't think it's that the trash in there is particularly stimulating, but that some psychological exhibitionist aspect about the whole situation set my dick off.

Why would it take an hour to wash underwear stained with fresh cum? It's literally a two minute job lol trust me I know. Even dried cum takes only like five minutes.

>>452434 Ugh, why you gotta sign up to use such basic shit? Seems sus and scammy. Too bad, I spent like a minute typing out how I had a proximity triggered bomb vest because I was escaping with information that could lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, and putting me in her lap just started the timer

>>462747 Okay, I'm going to share with you something that worked for me. When I was a young dude, I ended up having a wet dream during a sleep over at a friend's (we had been watching Tomboy with Betsy Russell on late night). I woke up, realized what had happened, and then had to walk to the bathroom past his mom and her friend who were chatting over coffee. There's no way they didn't see the stain or smell the aroma of puberty. It was humiliating and I resolved to never endure that again. So, here's what you do. Encase your member in a cocoon using a sock or handkerchief before you fall asleep. Kleenex will turn into paper maché, so make sure you're using something cloth, white, and definitely not made of paper. Next time I woke up at a sleepover, I had managed to keep the poison contained.

>>463662 You can flex any muscle to get rid of a boner.

>>463838 You're a lifesaver, thanks anon.