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Dr Whoa gets Blacked Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 13:29:24 No. 161 [Reply]
First they made the Doctor almost an embryo (Matt Smith), then a fallen Angel (Islington) was the next Doctor, then the big one: They feminized the Doctor. A wumman! A bitch. A whore. Doctor Whore. Yes the ratings plunged. Thank God that's almost over. Now we've got Doctor Who Blacked. Yeah there was a female black doctor as a guest star but not in the main role, I know I know. This is the first black Doctor in the lead role. I can just imagine it now.. > Yo > Wazzzzap > I didntdonuthin', Cybermen. Yo' ass is grass if you don't keep your calculator guns away frum me! Dat's right. I got my 12 inch black sonic screwdriver out now. You's all gonna get a sonic whooping, cyberbitches! > No officer, that's my TARDIS, I didn't steal it honest. > My white female assistant's black baby isn't mine even if the DNA results say it is. > Daleks? Sheeeeeeet! > The Master? Dat's wacist! What's next? Q lesbian Muslim seagull Doctor? https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/black-doctor-who-what-next-26913719
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They aren't even trying to hide their true agenda anymore. https://archive.ph/qs4NE Dr BBC Who
>>161 britain doesn't have niggers, retard
>>186 Nigger Who

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Youtube's banned comments Anonymous 01/06/2022 (Thu) 23:59:48 No. 145 [Reply]
I think I can get this going myself
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emoji matter in filtering RM fan doesnt like club being richer than them can be posted RM fan doesnt like club being richer than them 🤣 hidden
>>145 Adventurequest?
X Use another app that start with and end with cord X Use another app that start with dis and end with Y Use another app that start with and end with dang they foreshadow splitting discord as 2 words

BO say hi Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:05:33 No. 75 [Reply]
How is this board not abandoned? I am the only one who posts here. BO if you exist explain your lack of interaction with your only user.
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48 months no word. Fuck you BO ya prick.
who the fuck is BO
>>200 I dont know. Anyway 57 months with no response. Fuck you BO. You are a bitch.

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Anonymous 02/05/2024 (Mon) 18:17:40 No. 202 [Reply]
>Emerald island opened again following riot >McManus sorts them into groups >"The Irish" is just a couple of random ginger lads who have never been in the show along with O'Reilly Was Tom Fontana a hack?

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Muh kino Anonymous 07/30/2021 (Fri) 10:52:37 No. 101 [Reply]
What the fuck even is kino? That ain't English motherfuckers. Use the queens own or I'll glass ya cunts
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>>121 I think the worst is when a word is decent but then loses meaning or is overused, such as many slurs, but nigger is not one of them, I think (fuck the "n-word" shit, it was barely amusing at the start). I've taken to referring to Jews as either Jews or heebs, since "kike" is too common.
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>>129 Yeah I sometimes use sheeny, and heebie jeebie, for that very reason. Also on the topic
Queeno fr

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I unironically agree with Armond White JEWS 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:36:24 No. 192 [Reply]
https://www.nationalreview.com/2023/04/tarantinos-no-sex-talk/ >Responding to an inquiry by Spain’s Diari ARA, Tarantino confessed, “It’s true, sex is not part of my vision of cinema. . . . If there had ever been a sex scene that was essential to the story, I would have, but so far it hasn’t been necessary.” >Earlier generations worried about gratuitous sex in cinema. Hollywood rarely makes love stories anymore. Movies are mostly Marvel Cinematic Universe confections, #MeToo diatribes, goofball comedies, leftist social dramas, or the routine excited response to Tarantino’s own highly influential violent escapades. They perpetuate a soulless eunuch’s view of art. >Public confidence in biology and sociology has been undermined, so the lack of sexuality in movies essentially means the lack of sensitivity and compassion and order. Millennials who don’t understand the dehumanization of Tarantino’s action-movie temperament are ignorant about what he leaves out. They don’t know what they’re missing. QT never asks the question at the heart of Godard’s Breathless: “What’s the difference between love and eroticism?” That no one in the media asks him indicts our times.

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Youtube Anonymous 04/18/2021 (Sun) 12:50:59 No. 58 [Reply]
https://youtu.be/X-8MP7g8XOE 2006 channel that still upload. I thought youtube was made in 2003, yesterday when I randomly find this didn't realize this was one of founders. This guy still uploading
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there is this old American cartoon about a hedonist cat named felix or something uploaded in youtube. in 1 episode the video depic nudity, sex, smoking and drug use when COPPA rolls in, that video got marked for children and people from other video get laugh that. I reupload that In my channel, this week I got a Strike, appeal and get rejected without giving reason. that original video still online, showing kids about cartoon boomer cat fucking and using drugs
>>149 YT only allows kosher channels to post what usually end up as heavily edited footage for the purpose of narrative control. British Pathe is the worst of these. I got banned once for reuploading footage of an execution by firing squad of some German officials. Marked it correctly, even privated it, and yet it still got struck and my account was permanently closed. The funniest part was how it got unbanned a few years ago and stayed so until a few months ago.
>>166 literally kill yourself, you stupid sack of shit

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Anonymous 11/10/2022 (Thu) 00:43:06 No. 181 [Reply]
great ending or greatest ending?
It was pretty kino but I liked the ending of the spinoff better. Redemption > Just desserts

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The New LotR Rings of Power Streaming Show Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 10:08:05 No. 162 [Reply]
This has to be said and I'm not getting along with halfchan at the moment so I will post it here for clarity: "The new Lord of the Rings TV Show is a crock of Woke shit and it can fuck right off and fuck the Oliphaunt it rode in on." Thank you for letting me clarify that. https://archive.ph/H1aFz
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>>173 Apparently the reviews have tanked and shit on the new show. This woke Balrog will fall and hopefully never seen again.
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"Fly, you fools!" "Damn Gandalf got whipped by the woke Balrog and dragged.down into the Abyss along the Rings of Power. Come fellows, we must carry out Gandalf's last command and flee woke Moria and the politically correct Orcs! Let's us go and leave this sorry mess behind and escape wokeness while we can, the sun is still in the sky! We might make it, flee!" https://archive.ph/hqyrz https://archive.ph/X0y6D
>>167 Go back to Cuckchan /tv/ and bitch about white people existing faggot.

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Anonymous 03/29/2022 (Tue) 15:35:34 No. 153 [Reply]
Big Willie Style!!!
>freez peach get cucked on global stage >coping by making meme freedumbs are really blind on their own wrongdoing
Smith put fear on internet troll and cringy gen z. He show what an alpha is, taking action, unlike betas who can only ""joke"" around calling fellow dickhead chad, sigma or whatever their goldfish memory pick up from greek alphabet

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Movie Idea That I'd Very Very Much Like to See being Made Anonymous 02/17/2022 (Thu) 20:34:19 No. 151 [Reply]
I've got this movie Idea about a very high end Escort Service that specifically cater to old millionaire businessmen where the girls who work there are aged from 18 to 23 years old. the main actresses in it are Sabrina Carpenter & Talitha Bateman who play Escorts named Tiffany (Talitha) and Brook (Sabrina) of course aren't their real names where both of them meet one night not knowing they've come to service the same client, an 80yo man in the hotel they start to have sex with him both sucking his cock at the same time before Sabrina's Character starts riding him for awhile before Talitha's Character jumps on top of him where she starts getting really into it while he's eating out Sabrina when he starts to ask her to slow down but neither of them hear him from moaning so loud that he begins having a heart attack and dies only moments after he cums they realise he's dead long story short they are they in his room completely naked and later find out his the head of crime family and they then have to spend the rest of the movie doing what they can to stay alive and clear their names from his death my any means it continues from there where he's dead on the bed still amazingly got he's erection, they start panicking and check his coat for anything like ID, Driver's licence passport and find his Driver's licence inside his wallet next to a picture of him with his family long with his personalised desert eagle. then one of them sees him name, probably Sab's Character and realises who he is and says "oh we are seriously screwed" while looking up at Talitha's Character and she says back to her "why what do you mean?" and sab say "you do realise who this is (saying his name after to her) he's the boss of the (name of the crime family) crime family" then they both looks at each other and start grabbing their stuff before heading towards the door to see if they get out with out being seen by his personal body guards. they do they are talking down at the other end of the hall and they sneak out of the hotel half dressed with his rubber still suck in her (oh yeah this is going to be a comedy crime drama) then finally out side of the hotel from the back entrance finally getting dressed Sab bends down to put on her high heels and sees she has the condom in her and comments to her about it and then she moves her hand down between her legs and pulls it out and throws it into one of them tall dumpster bins where a bit of cum flings out of it and catches her in the eye making sab's Character laughing before they're dressed and boot on the hell out of there. They Manage to make it back to Brook's (Sabrina) apartment where they find her on and off again roommate also an Escort (played by Francesca Capaldi) performing oral sex on her old client on the sofa in the Livingroom before she turns around and say's "oh your back, that didn't take long, how was it let me guess you made yet another client cum too soon, you know your pussy really is the tightest in the business" before she sees her walk into the Livingroom with Tiffany and then say's "oh, now I get it was a double team effort huh?" then Brook replies "oh hey didn't know you were working here tonight, oh yeah I, I mean we've just got back" before continuing talk to her bedroom then her (Fran's) client sees that she's not sucking on his cock any more and pulls on her head and pushes her mouth back on his cock again. Don't know how Much Room there is on here to write everything here but there's a orgy scene midway through the film where you see them in the actual building the Escort business is ran out from trying to find somewhere to hide from the goons who've been sent out to hunt them down, where they burst into a room where they are hearing some muffled noises coming out from to see s massive orgy taking place with a bunch of the girls (Francesca Capaldi character included) to see Daisy (played by Ciara Bravo) fucking two old men where she looks up at both of them and say "hey!, shut the door or if your coming in!!!, come in you're a little late to the party but I guess there are a few guys in the back waiting for their turn" so they both come into the room where the floor is completely socked from all of the sweat and semen that didn't find it's indented target walk past all of the old men fucking towards the back of the room. where there's a few of them sitting down, not before one of the old guy's pulls out of the girl he's fucking bends down and cums on both of their feet looks at both of them and says "holy fuck you girls here are the best in the city and have sexiest feet" they manage to get to the back of the room not long before the goons barge in so they realistically have no option at this point but to hide and blend in so they start blowing a couple of the men sitting down the goons then proceed to walk through the room right past both of them seeing that they can't find them leave, then they look up to see that they are gone get up to go not before the old men who they were blowing, say "hey where the fuck do you think you two are going?, we paid a fucking lot of good money for this you two ain't leaving till you're done" so they end up being apart of the orgy which actually works out in their favour as it gave them plenty of time to hide out.

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>>151 I'd like to see a movie of you killing yourself.

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The Matrix 4 Is Going To Flop Anonymous 12/21/2021 (Tue) 13:27:28 No. 142 [Reply]
It's been noted that The Matrix Resurrections (i.e. The Matrix 4) is hopelessly Woke. Not only that but TM4 is being released during a new pandemic wave with many restrictions in place worldwide. I'm expecting a major Happening in the flop department because of these two factors. The best Matrix movie will always be the original, with Reloaded coming a close second. I think they shouldn't have tried to dig this rabbit hole too deep by milking the franchise cow with this new Matrix movie. They've tumbled down the rabbit hole, come out the otherside and potentially ended up in a trash can.
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>>142 I'm looking forward to John Wick 4 more.
>>142 The Matrix Resurrections / TM4 is a box office FLOP official: https://www.showbiz411.com/2021/12/26/matrix-resurrections-is-the-sequel-no-one-wanted-and-no-one-went-to-see-doa-at-the-box-office Looks like The Matrix has crashed and is better offline than to keep on rebooting The Matrix into SJW hell.

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Stranger Things Season 4 Script Leaks Anonymous 08/06/2021 (Fri) 19:41:57 No. 108 [Reply]
It was said that the script for the entire 4th season of Stranger Things got leaked online some months back but only some of it has been found so far most importantly Max Hooking up with and seen giving her much older male partner a blowjob and Eleven get's captured and Raped by a mysterious Government Agency would like to ask and know if anymore has of yet been able to find the entire script for it. oh yeah forgot to YFI on this from what's been seen so far from the scripts that it looks like the fourth season will more than likely be getting a TV-MA Rating
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Spider-man no way home leaks >Tobey and Andrew don't show up until the climax >initial premise sounds like something out of a Disney Channel movie >Tom tries to "rehabilitate" the villains for no fucking reason, and of course they betray him >Raimi Gobby kills MCU Aunt May >majority of the movie is glorified filler + just a setup for Doctor Strange 2 >blatant nostalgia bait faggotry >Electro wishes for a black Spider-Man >The Lizard does fuck all for most of the film >movie ends with everyone forgetting MCU Peter Parker so Sony can split from Disney
>>137 Yeah that's insanely gay.
>>138 Spider-man No way home full movie china leaks from /v/ >He initially wants Strange to turn back time so Peter can prevent Mysterio from leaking his identity, but Strange explains he no longer has the Time Stone. >Strange feels bad for Peter and suggests a reality-altering spell that would erase his identity from everyone’s minds. Wong warns Strange that the spell is too dangerous before leaving on vacation, but Strange is sure he can pull it off. >Strange and Peter go into the basement so Strange can perform the spell, but Peter keeps interrupting because he still wants May, Ned, MJ and Happy to remember. Strange loses control of the spell and it nearly destroys reality. >Strange sends Peter away for being a fuckup. Peter finds out the MIT admissions officer contacted him to give him another chance and he missed the appointment because he was at the Sanctum. >Peter chases the admissions officer to the bridge, where he is attacked by Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus and fights them in his nanotech suit. >Green Goblin figures out something is wrong and bails, while Doc Ock pins Peter down and assimilates his suit nanites into his arms. >Strange teleports in, captures Doc Ock and locks him up at the Sanctum, where he explains that Peter’s fuckup created multiple cracks in reality from which enemies of Spider-Man from across the Multiverse are coming into their universe. >Strange has already captured the Lizard and now Doc Ock, and he tells Peter to round up the remaining visitors while he deals with the cracks. >Peter asks MJ and Ned for help. Otto comes to his senses volunteers to help as well. >Peter wears his suit inside out and Strange enchants it so its webs automatically teleport the visitors to the Sanctum. >Peter finds Electro feeding off power lines and they fight. Sandman arrives and helps Peter, allowing Peter to imprison both to the Sanctum. >Peter next captures Goblin, though none of the leaks specify how. >At the Sanctum, Peter spends time with the visitors and realizes they are all well-meaning men whose minds were affected by their powers. Otto even returns the nanites and Norman helps him create the integrated suit. >Strange returns and locks up the visitors into a magic cube so he can return them to their own universes. >Peter finds out the visitors are fated to die fighting their Spider-Men and refuses to accept this.

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Youjo Senki - The saga of Tanya the Evil Bellatuna 07/26/2021 (Mon) 18:45:33 No. 80 [Reply]
A lite novel series, anime, and movie. A nice sized franchise you can really sink your teeth into. The authors obsession with germany and the world wars already makes this a winner. Having accurate weapons, and even accurate spent shells marks this apart from 99% of jap produced horse shit. Yeah this guy gets guns. The story of a salaryman from japan who dies, pisses off god, and gets reborn as a shrimpy girl in alternate world war one. As a german. But shes not totally fucked. This world has magic. And soon Tanya gets a serious bloodlust going. As good as the first season is it ends right when the narrative gets get. Communist pedophiles from the USSR wanna rape our sweet loli, and the only way to stop them is killing every last goddamned communist. This is the movie plot, but unfortunately despite being out for several years the only torrents are 5 to 8 gigs a piece for a cocksucking 2 fucking useless hours. Fucks sake guys. Quality is nice right up until your obsession with quality means 80% of people CAN'T WATCH YOUR FUCKING UPLOAD I read the novels as they come out. And that keeps me happy. But fuck assholes who think a goddamn cartoon needs to be better than 480. Seriously. Also one fucking seed!? Even if I had a PC that could play your ridiculous super high gay quality vid I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THE DL YOU STUPID SHITS. AH whatever fuck it. Thats the show. It's good. Watch it.
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>>80 Wasn't it made by a communist? >>81 I wish more people would draw her giving fellatio. Her lips are really fucking sexy for some reason.
>>130 Was it? The books are incredibly anti-communist. I assumed the author hated the Soviet Union as much as he shits on them. Granted I still haven't seen the film.
>>80 Blah, blah, blah, blah so when is not the Ottoman Empire that just so happens to inhabit mostly Anatolian lands gonna do a relevant thing? >inb4 read the mango dude lmao! Meh I'd rather watch the anime. >>132 >Granted I still haven't seen the film. In the movies she humiliates them on national television and one of not Stalin's henchmen drools over the thought of raping Tanya so he wastes and entire legion on a retarded Zerg Rush that backfires and the only thing that saves their Commie Union are a bunch of volunteer magic flying fags coalition of various nationalities because the Commie Union that isn't Russia sent all their flying magic fags to be worked to death in a gulag because equality or whatever. >>95 Just use Nyaa pansu or kiss anime with ublock origin and noscript if your to lazy to torrent for some weird reason.

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Best Fall/Autumn Kinos Thread Anonymous 09/22/2021 (Wed) 23:04:11 No. 133 [Reply]
What are the best cozy nostalgic fall/autumn movies to watch with friends on a rainy eve with cocoa

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Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 22:23:00 No. 48 [Reply]
>sequel is so bad, it retroactively makes watching it's predecessor a slightly worse experience What's her name, /tv/?
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>>48 I don't think I've ever experienced this. I suppose because I just pretend the sequel doesn't exist, since it comes after, unless I suppose if they're actually meant to be watched side-by-side as a single story, but even then, I can't think of any. It's easy to forget when watching the first again I guess.
>>119 Apocalypse now redux.
>>120 More of a directors cut then a sequel. Plus I liked it. My picks are independence day 2, and highlander 2.

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