What a waste of Hall and Nash.

>>139303 I feel like Billie has the better body. Both their faces seem a little… off to me though

Those fucking nobodies probably have NO IDEA who the fuck those two were to be honest

Joe in the pissBREAK match. Fuck sake.

OOGA BOOGA 619

>>139392 >Mysterio as Iron Fist

Letting Scott Hall anywhere near medicine might be a bad idea

>>139401 >Nash is currently raping those guys

Is that racist? Every time Rey comes out they always show the spanish commentators.

>>139399 Mercifully, he must've burned that godawful Mysterio-thong outfit.

>>139405 it's inclusive

>This match order. >Not putting Kofi higher up on the card. >Crowd has adrenaline crashed due to the Kofi match being on earlier. >US Championship on after the Heavyweight title WTF WWE

am i drunk

Will we finally see a muscle buster?

>>139405 Maybe to someone overanalyzing everything

>>139383 >I have no problem with black people There's your first mistake, chief. Don't worry though, live long enough and you'll have one eventually. Provided you actually leave your house from time to time and are forced to interact with niggers in any significant way.

what the fuck

That was quick WTF

Christ what a squash

Well damn, what the hell was that?

I'm guessing Rey is still injured?

Yep. Rey definitely injured.

>the coconut clutch is THAT racist?

>>139409 They told the media that Becky/Charlotte/Ronda match was the main event tonight so I is causing a lot of matches that could actually close out the night going first.

whack

>Killing the midget superhero in a squash match They're really rushing some of this shit tonight

>>139423 Obviously, but you could have a better match order than this.

Good on Joe since he's been losing every match since getting the US title

WEW I was actually looking forward to that match.

….is this the faggot version of Collateral?

Oh god, Batista this movie was a mistake.

>Stuber This looks bad enough for a stream one day down the road

lol rey died

more like gey mysterio

>Drew Mcyntire Wasn't he Triple H's "Prodigy," That was suppose to be the next great thing? What happened?

>>139434 Your stream is even further behind than mine

>>139437 It was worse, he was Vince's prodigy.

>>139439 Just refresh in between matches.

Drew McIntyre: Lover of cancer

>>139431 I lol'd at the phone gag. I dunno, it might be worth a watch on Netflix.

Mcintyre is boring and over-rated imo

>>139437 He was shite, then he left WWE and went for the indies, he got a little better and now both vince and haitc are considering him as the next top heel or something

>>139446 McIntyre has come a long way.

>>>139445 >Drew considering himself stronger than Leukemia Damn

>no POC in this marching band woah racist

>>139443 Nothing is worth a watch on Netflix.

Finally, some showmanship. Looks like they saved most of the budget for the end of the show. Betcha Triple-H's intro is going to be gaudy as all fuck.

>>139451 If they don't top that Conan shit from a few years ago I'm gonna assume HHH is dying of gayness.

>Take the dog out to let it shit >Joe won in the meantime fug

>Drew Mcintyre is like something out of Braveheart God damn I hate Michael Cole so much.

i miss the [LOUD NUCLEAR HEAT BOOING] when Roman comes down

>>139456 now they don't know how to react

If Roman phones it in and has a shit match, hopefully he gets boos again

>>139456 Wait a few weeks, it will come back soon enough

>>139451 Triple h is going to come out standing on top of a metal gear as solid snake with steph dressed as otakon piloting

>>139451 He's going to come out in purple acting like Thanso

>>139446 thanks TNA

>>139456 The crowd is smart, they're not dicks. Guy comes back from cancer he's only getting one response. >>139459 I think you're wrong. The cheers may die down, but I doubt he'll get nuclear heat again.

>>139456 They turned the crowd volume down as soon as his music hit, so maybe there was plenty of boos

>>139458 That's just it though, people were so distracted by the loud booing meme they never noticed Roman's matches are usually pretty fucking good.

If Drew can come back and still be shit and get Mania matches why can't John Morrison come back and actually be good?

>>139460 He's probably going to come out on the bike again.

>>139465 I stopped watching a few years ago but they sucked dick then. It took Cena a decade to shake being a low-quality green wrestler pushed to the top because Vince is a repressed homosexual.

>>139467 *trike which is gay af

>>139465 >Roman matches. >Good.

Roman Reigns is being advertised as fucking Tylenol >anyone who's every been sick…Roman is fighting for you!

>>139439 ree it keeps freezing even at 650kb/s

>>139465 >tfw it wasn't a meme

>>139469 >>139467 This is the likely reality. He was in the midlife crisis biker outfit during the Hall of Fame clapping session earlier.

>>139471 I had the flu once GO ROMAN GO

GIB UP?

Headbutt? McIntyre, fuck are you trying to do, lad, end yours and Roman's careers in one go?

>>139477 GIB UP?

Drew McIntyre said he's gonna kill all these island-dwelling bongo apes like his name is Babar, I heard.

I thought the terminator entrance was pretty cool tbh, better than the movie it was advertising

>>139481 Triple-H brought 3 terminator heads to the ring with him. Like the implication was, motherfucker I just decapitated three terminators with my bare hands before this match as a throwaway, what chance do you have? Triple-H is fucking nuts.

I just hope we get more Steph in leather. Just saying.

>>139483 MOMMY

>>139483 Seconded.

>>139473 >>139470 Tell me this isn't a good match.

Gay.

>>139487 It wasn't

>>139487 >Tell me this isn't a good match.

>>139487 It's actually kinda dull compared to what's happened

>>139487 I personally don't like Reign's moveset, but he tells a good enough story. Superman punch/Spear bore the fuck out of me. Man needs some kind of huge powerbomb.

I almost expected Drew to kick out of the spear, then I remembered it was from THE [LOUD LEUKEMIA]G BABY YEZZIR

>>139487 Well, it just had a shit finish.

>>139487 Admittedly the finish was shit but getting there was good.

>>139487 >literally have to blind our fans to get pops for roman This wasn't a good match you stupid nigger

>>139492 I'd say it's been the second best match so far.

>>139493 He used to do a last ride sit out powerbomb or something, not sure what happened with that

AJ vs Orton was better

>>139500 remember when he kept trying the hurricanrana or frankensteiner or some shit?

>>139500 Shame, that would be perfect. I'd also accept any sort of powerful slam. Guy's big, he should show it. Also a punch for a finisher is gay. Only reason I consider the spear okay is because of Edge and to be fair he did it off shit.

>>139500 How bout a "Fuck You" Vader Bomb as a finish?

>>139499 you'd be wrong

NUT BUTTER

That was actually funny. Leave it to Rusev and Lana to make me laugh at a Snickers commercial

Oh god, Elias has go away heat with me.

Ok, that was kino as fuck. Goddam, these two are such a charming couple. I feel sorta guilty for badly wanting to plow his wife.

Now this is a smooth promo

>>139500 Oh wait, it was a crucifix sit out powerbomb. Was pretty great.

>>139511 Shit, that elevation, no wonder he stopped doing it. That looks dangerous.

Was he just really playing off beat with himself?

>>139511 Cool, looks like a sit down razors edge.

>>139512 Looks easier to take than the last ride.

>>139509 >Sorta I feel very guilty about it, its part of the appeal. <Based Elias saving us SymphonyGearEliasWhen

here comes KUSHIDA

>>139517 Here comes DARYL

please be bray

Ah, fuck….

WORD LIFE

>>139520 So they can abuse him some more? Nah, i'm good.

Why?

Yeah, Cena wasn't going to miss WM

>>139521 WHAT YEAR IS IT

and

Literally a PPV from 2006

What was worse…the dead silence during the Roman match or the dead silence for the Cena entrance?

i lik cena

>bout to turn heel DON'T BE THIS SELF AWARE >This is like one of my movies, it sucks BE THIS SELF AWARE

Come on guys, that Heel line tho

his shoes still have the tag, true heel

Guys, I'm scared. What's happening?!

>Cena turning heel wrestling another heel The fuck

WHETHER FIGHTIN OR SPITTIN MY DISCIPLINE IS UNFORGIVIN GOT U BACKIN UP IN A DFENSIVE POSITION

>Burying Elias this hard Why ?

>>139540 >>139535 >>139539 I am so lost right now but I can't turn away.

knuckles

john is too old for this shit

If this was a real heel turn, holy fuck did they ever botch it. They should've worked it into the Kofi/Bryan match. Cena comes out, shades of Hogan pre-nWO turn, looking as if he's about to help Kofi get the win, then turns.

>>139547 >he thought this was a heel turn because he said it as a rap line

>>139547 pretty sure it's just a joke, and he's going back to his old gimmick

>>139540 It's just a reddit pop. God forbid someone actually be over.

>>139547 They'll never do an actual heel turn this late in his career. He is pigeonholed as Superman

They chose to have Cena come in to do that but not to be Kurt's opponent for his retirement match, why?

>>139547 Let me put the /sp/ hat on for a sec and say a real heel wouldn't have come out to a New York sports moment, dressed to the nines in Yankees shit. A real heel would've been head to toe in Boston Red Sox shit.

>>139553 >They chose to have Cena come in to do that but not to be Kurt's opponent for his retirement match, why? because vince hates you and loves reddit

>>139554 Or say something like "No wonder Jeter retired..this place sucks."

This match is probably going to be shit, doubly so because we already know the outcome. Thanks for spoiling it Dave.

>you want my career on the line?! Doesn't Triple H not even wrestle like 90% of the year anyway?

Now every time I see HBK I can't help but think of RVD's dead eye impression of him.

I'm not disappointed in HBK losing his hair, but his fucking eye always freaks me out

>>139558 >Doesn't Triple H not even wrestle like 90% of the year anyway? Tripple H who doesnt wrestle 90% of year gets to fully retire in-ring. Im sure it sounds like heaven to him not that he'l ltake the easy out

Anytime Shawn is near the ring for a Triple H match he'll get involved somehow

The fuck was that? Is Dave throwing a tantrum already?

Was there a sale on Fireworks in New York Chinatown? Why can the E afford pyro now?

>having the window down and just sitting there looking like an idiot Triple H already burying him

>>139565 IT'S WRESTLEMANIA BABY!!!

>stumbles getting in the ring LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Back in the ring >Already falling in the ring during the entrance Jesus fucking Christ….

>>139564 Yes >>139566 YES >>139567 YES!!!

The hell is with all the daddy issues in this WM?

Print it now, Batista is going to go after Triples dad when Triple is down in the ring and HBK is going to save him.

Why does he wear the mask?

What is this? A Borderlands commercial?

PS1 era CG

It's Wrestlemania and they get a high school computer class to do the CGI ..what the fuck

>>139577 Looks like one of those intermission games they play at baseball games.

who's dad is driving the kart?

I'm sorry, did I say 3 terminators? I meant 6. And of course based Haitch doesn't fail to get himself over, fuck anyone else.

>>139578 >>139579 You think WrestleMania grows on trees, kiddos? They only charge hunderds of dorrus for PPVs

>not even having the driver dressed as the main bad guy in the movie The whole company is really just phoning it in nowadays aren't they

This is not his greatest entrance. Not even driving his own vehicle, no mommy Steph. maybe it's finally over.

>That 2000s Nvidia benchmark tier intro wew

>>139584 Why not just go to the desert with a camera and film the real fucking car?

>>139587 Nah, he'd go out bigger. Also to remind everyone: BATISTA SAID HE WAS COMING BACK TO PUT HAITCH OVER

You guys suffer so much. How do you watch this

>>139588 I'm sure it was very cheap to render.

That skull looked so cheap

>>139591 Hope.

HHH AND THE MANIA OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

>>139591 Smark autism is also masochism

>>139589 They obviously spent all the money making his mad max bike instead of actually putting in effort on the superstars' part

>>139570 TOP KEK

>>139592 Couldn't they do better with gary's mod and some autism?

>>139591 I need this with the green lights flashing.

This just feels like the end of MGS4. Old men.

>>139591 Damn that was fast. Batista looks like Perry Saturn.

is this match worth watching

>>139591 With alcohol.

fork?

>>139603 no nothing past this point is worth watching

haitch has been watching too many scurll matches

We need a hand tool match in wrestling.

If he really wanted to rip his fingers off, he coulda done a much better job.

>>139610 It's a work.

>>139610 still better than some of the recent hardcore matches in WWE

I forgot how gay HHH matches are. This is retarded.

>>139613 Seconded.

Press F for that monitor

>>139590 Can't bolieve he'd let himself get squashed like this. Even for a friend, come on have some self respect

>>139615 F

>>139615 F

>>139615 F

>>139617 it snapped back tho

>>139615 It's not a CRT, I don't care.

His backtat was actually pretty based, now it looks like a mess of scribbles on his back. Fuck was he thinking?

>>139615 fuck the monitor i want more simulated body mutilation

>>139615 That static was definitely a work by Dunn. They can put the plastic back together

He's not even using a foreign object come on with this shit

I just thought of something: What exactly does Triple H lose if he lost? He still runs part of the company. I mean I would be ok with this stipulation if it was Roman Reigns, John Cena, or even Kofi, but Triple H?!

>>139625 He's not even anally inserting a hammer or something, come on with this shit. N-no homo.

>>139626 Consider that your reminder that any time HHH is in a match it's a glorified masturbatory session.

>>139626 He won't be able to put over wrestlers (or himself) by wrestling anymore, it'll all be corporate

That monitor is still out. F

>>139626 That's the point. To idiot fans it sounds horrible, but it's a great deal for Triple H. He gets to beat the shit out of Batista for the 70 year old man and then he loses the match and leaves the ring, but says "YOU WILL NEVER WORK FOR/WITH THIS COMPANY I OWN!" or something like that.

F

F

two old gassed faggots

>>139635 That takes some skill to tweet while wrestling.

>crowd already gassed They're either gonna shit all over the STRONK WIMMINS main event or start leaving in droves.

[wuss slaps commence]

Dropping like flies

>>139640 For you.

Got some soundtrack for you guys

just end it

man has difficulty getting things through those ropes

>>139643 fuck that, here's a better one (that should be played on loop over this match)

Actually thought he wasn't gonna kick out. Well done.

=BASE==

Batista fuck bounced off those stairs.

>Steel stairs I'm pretty sure those are reinforced aluminum.

>>139652 Fucking ouch.

Old nigger with a hammer

>>139653 Stone Cold said on his podcast that they are steel and pretty heavy.

>>139652 Took that pedigree on his knees just like kane would've done

You know what would be a good ending? Flair hits Haitch with a hammer

what the fuck is wrong with bau's scalp

>>139657 Maybe steel on the outside, but the way those wrestlers throw it around there's no way it's solid or that heavy. t. strongman

SUPERMAN PUNCH SUPERMAN PUNCH 1 2 3 ROMAN'S DONE IT

>>139662 styrofoam just like the hammers

gay

RIC DAMMIT MANIA

well that was boring

>>139660 chain whipped from earlier? or just old man fat flaps

Habby Birthday.

>>139660 that's Vincent Kompany, on loan from The Rock's head

>>139660 That's what anyone's head looks like if they're scrunching it while bald.

WOOO

i like "DAMN" negro

damn Flair looks like he's got one foot in the grave

SEGMENT OF THE NIGHT

>>139647 >Could of been quality contenders >Now comedy tag teams The world is a very selfish bitch isn't it?

Based JBL thank God!

hhh won and I cannot bolieve it. Amazing. Another legendary performance from a legendary champion. It will take decades for us to truly understand the true depths of his mastery.

>>139675 Ron Simmons is like the guy who's daughter is a smoking hot 10 but everyone in the neighborhood is too afraid of him to date her, even though everybody knows she's a flagrant cockslut.

Corbin had better put on the match of his fucking career or he'll never hear the end of it.

This is just depressing. And I have a bad feeling it's only going to get worse.

>>139686 he better eat a pin in 1.2 seconds

At least they sent him off with his pyro

>>139687 The main event is a triple threat piss BREAK match. It is going to get worse.

Sleep Tight Sexy Kurt >you can rest now, your train awaits you.

>>139690 I was honestly just talking about this match. Kurt vs literally who in his final match. Ooof.

>>139687 It's for sure not going to get better.

Nice work.

>>139688 Nah, the real seasoned vets know, you always go out on your back. Same way Taker did, Same way Flair did. Pay back everybody who ever helped put you over by putting the next guy over.

So, non /wooo/perstars, has Wrestlemania been worth it?

>>139696 people 100% get this <they just don't think corbin is worth the rub on account of him being a complete waste of space

Aaaaand Angle is carrying this fucking match, just like I feared.. A middle-aged guy with neck problems is carrying this match. What the fuck, Corbin. Get your head out your ass man.

>>139696 Didnt they drag Taker out for like three more matches after he lost the streak?

This is the best mania in years. Big work.

>kicks out of his finisher Maybe Vince doesn't think Corbin is worth the rub either?

>>139698 Nah, not really. I had more fun at G1 Supercard yesterday. Only the McMahon match was really enjoyable earlier.

>>139698 Better than last year.

>>139702 only because the last 3 have been utter trash. This one is just kinda middling

>>139703 End of Days is his finisher

wooo

>>139707 Oh, I thought it was the Deep Six, shows you how much I care about BC.

>>139707 That shitty facebuster ? That's worse than Enzo's cutter

DONT MAKE HIM DO A SHOOTING STAR PRESS

Shit match Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit match

man fuck this

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

He did the favor.

Ooof.

lol they actually did it

That guy couldn't even be arsed to give WWE a reaction shot. He just kinda shook his head like, yeah nah. Wew, lads.

>Taker jobs to Roman >Angle jobs to Corbin Why can't they put over guy that are ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD WRESTLERS ?

Angle did the job like a pro. Corbin is still hot garbage.

This could give Corbin some extra heat.

>>139722 >Taker Wot?

>>139722 >puting over good wrestlers >not 'sports entertainers'

>>139722 Gotta put over the future talent brother

>crowd tearfully chanting "you suck" More pathos than anything else in this eight hour shart.

This feels….rushed.

When will they put over Rusev?

You Suck >Thanks Kurt

>>139725 You don't remember 2 years ago ? When we had to share the bunker with /a/ to see Undertaker lose to [LOUD BOOING] ? btw I still love you /a/, you magnificent bastards

>>139732 You Suck

>>139728 How about future talent that's actually worth a damn ?

>>139732 He took an insult and turned it into something extremely positive and based

>And these You Suck chants in no way represent Kurt's career Michael Cole I will bitch slap you, you understand nothing and have always been a phony in this phony sport.

>>139733 We love you too.

Got to see Angle vs Guerrero at a live event in 2004. Cool getting to see his last match. Fucking Corbin though.

HOW MANY MORE FUCKING MATCHES ARE THERE?!

Good God, seriously? I didn't even know Lashley had a match. How much more of this is there?

>>139741 only 5 bro

>>139741 This.

>>139741 >>139742 >the ride ever ends

>>139738 God, my hate for him goes all the way back to the first time he sat at that commentators desk.

BOBBY LASHLEY, I'LL BE A SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!

>>139741 Mania doesn't end until 4:30 pm EST tomorrow

>>139746 Yep, same here, I hated him when I was a very small child and thought about the same of him then.

Demon Finn?

Boogeyman Falor

I'M THE BOOGEYMAN AND I'M COMIN TO GETCHYA!

Glad it's not Finn Faglor coming out with all the faggots in town.

>>139753 never got why they just don't call him balor. THat would make too much sense.

>tablet I was sandboxing the virus stream on dies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>139758 F

>>139756 Fag Balor and all the men he turned gay

Have to keep training.

>>139757 Right?

>Lio Rush ill kick your ass I can't even see who said it and I bolieve him.

>>139756 I'd pop big, tbh.

>Bicycle Kick Axe Kick you retard.

Endurance is the name of the game.

Remember when both Lashley and McIntyre were Vince's boyz ?

> a world title belt went BEFORE a IC belt ….WWE is fucking dead, isn't it?

>>139770 Yep

Realistically Balor is like half of Lashley's size, there's no fucking way he could win in a street fight.

Fuck this i gotta work tomorrow. I'll check back in tomorrow to see how fucking disastrous the main event was. Also you faggots from other boards take your trash with you when you leave. Last year you left 3 w@ifufags on /wooo/ that took months to get rid of.

>>139773 honeslty I'd mark a bit more if most gimmicks had a low key supernatural version for spooky fights

Anyone else bothered by the supernatural elements they're trying to weave into this match, for some reason this is the first time Demon Balor is a bit much for me, and add in Vampire eyes Lashley and honestly I can't take this shit seriously. It's Giant Gonzalez all over again for me.

Did Cole just say >infant kick out

>>139772 Kayfabe wise that why he's the demon.

>>139775 Remember when Bray Wyatt used his supernatural powers to project maggots onto the ring That was goddamn stupid

>>139770 Crowd management, my guess. Trying to keep a hold on which moments bring the crowd up, which bring them down. I can't help but feel sorry for the women's match, after 8 hours everybody's neurons are gonna be fucking fried. Even if their match is brilliant everybody'll be too exhausted to care.

>>139774 >thinking that Booleyfags are other boards problems Sleep tight

>>139774 Match is over. Balor won.

that was pretty good

>>139780 Didn't they have the women's match earlier?

>That shitty powerbomb >Not the Bloody sundae >Or Coup de grace Shit match with shit finisher

That was alright I guess. Lashley totally jobbed there.

>>139779 It could've been great, but he lost the match while he was using his spooky skellington powers, which made him look like a gigantic jackass. If there was ever a match for Bray to win, it would've been that one, but they screwed him like they always do.

>went to take a piss >Finn wins with no fan fare There are tons of matches that are wastes of time in these new Manias.

>>139779 >Remember when Bray Wyatt used his supernatural powers to project maggots onto the ring that was stupid, because RO didnt sell it. And basically no one who was there could see it. If it was a character who said a prayer in response to such things it would help sell those supernatural gimmicks without making them so stupid.

>>139784 No, the epic, history making, super progressive women's title match is at the end.

>>139784 Tag match yeah. But Ronda/Charlotte/Becky is main event.

>"As host, I…." BITCH WHERE WERE YOU FOR LIKE THREE HOURS?!!

>>139789 >WWE promoting the GOOD part of Christianity lol they'd never let someone pray in the ring as their gimmick…but they sure as hell can say "Demon," Like every other word for that last match

Did these niggers just fucking floss?

>carmella and truth Okay, fuck it, I'm out. Good luck to the survivors. You're braver than I.

>time for a BREAK >time for a BREAK >BREAK What was the point of that? Is it because blacks are lazy?

>>139793 >they'd never let someone pray in the ring as their gimmick… You don't remember that monk wrestler in the mid-90's ?

>>139793 The sad part is it'd probably be an instant hit if they had some scrawny faggot pray and take on guys three times his size and win.

>>139793 it's true So overall I give this mania, 2.5 stars. Mostly for ruining ever match I wanted to see so hunter could spend 30 mins pretending to beat up his buddy and not making kofi the main event. Im out faggots have a good one.

How are they STILL padding this shit???

>>139796 R-Truth's gimmick is being a retard

/fit/ showed up late

>>139802 just in time for the wymyn main event

>>139802 /fit/ doesn't exist since reddit got the BO position. I'll meet you in the ring, faggot.

>>139795 No, don't you die on me solider!

>>139790 Sadly, my wife's boyfriend isn't as excited as I am about this match.

>>139798 Tim Tebow gimmick would be huge in red state MAGA country.

Say what you want about Miz but he is the luckiest person to land Maryse. I don't even give women 10/10s but that bitch is easily a 9.7

Matt Stryker shouts out Evangelion and he's an unbearable fucking nerd but Michael Cole shouts out Ah! My Goddess and he's a good guy, huh

>>139809 Nobody here likes Cole what are you on about

>>139810 I miss Paul Burchill

>>139807 >NFL demands Tebow stop his kneeling prayer shit >NFL promotes Kaep kneeling for being unamerican Why do most companies only promote degeneration?

>>139811 SOL moeblob loving faggot

So progressive, guys! :^)

Main event time everyone. Place your bets on who's getting both brands women's title belts.

>>139813 Because they bolieve degeneration is progressiveness.

>>139804 I'm on a Rocky regiment so I don't particularly care. Been so since I forget when. About when the Jap wanted to touch my golden hair when I was 9 years of old.

>>139815 >Kongou vs Madoka vs Horo That's a better main event

>>139816 The post op tranny of course.

WWE PPV music is shit

>>139816 Becky, glad she will get the belt but this SJW gimmick needs to go soon.

>>139813 This is stretching the truth to BREAKing point. They pretty much blackballed Kap. Agree with you though most companies promote degeneracy, and if you're redpilled enough to know that I think you know why.

>>139805 Okay, looks like we're at the main event, I can watch the end of the trainwreck I guess.

>>139819 >Kongou vs Madoka vs Horo I'd watch it. >>139820 Probably.

>>139824 It's piss BREAK for me.

>>139819 >Hana Kimura vs Hana Kimura vs Hana Kimura ftfy

>>139819 >not putting Yuno in the main event shes the big draw, brother

>>139826 THE MAIN EVENT PISS BREAK

Is it weird that Charlotte is the only 2nd gen female wrestler I can actually tolerate?

>>139826 Oh, it's still a piss BREAK, it's just a piss BREAK main event because WWE is doing so well right now.

What if Charolette Flair's chopper crashed like Ric Flairs did back in the day?

>HHH letting another person out intro him Holy shit she's going to lose isn't she

>>139832 If only, anon.

Stanky.

>Audio died WEW

She looks like she's having a stroke

Every year Charlotte looks more like a dude.

So, we got two happy ending title changes… am I the only one hoping Beckymania gets denied?

Charlotte's definitely had work done, her body is looking pretty tasty lately.

Why didn't Charlotte rappel down with all her frills and shit. Would have been cool

>>139841 Figuratively or Literally?

>>139844 BOTH

>>139844 Yes.

She doesn't even a decent cunt on her, just a swaty bitch.

>>139843 She's botches and goes down Owen style.

Crowd looks gassed.

New kike dyke material.

>Rounda walks out smiling at Joan <"Alright nao serwious face" -_- Fuck off Rounda…

I hope they keep panning back to Charlotte ACTUALLY walking from the parking lot into the center

>>139852 It's a chick thing. Women her age fucking Love Joan Jett.

>>139853 >"…..I'm coming!"

>>139843 She should have.

TNA, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES FOR 'MANIA 33

I wonder how many times Ronda is going fix her ring gear during this match.

So what happened to Asuka? Last time I watched she was champion and the only female wrestler with a damn.

>>139858 Leave TNA alone.

>>139860 Jobbed to Charlotte.

>>139860 Buried for Flair and Rounda

>>139860 She got jobbed by a half-breed.

>>139860 Cena chose Irish instead of Jap meat

>>139843 >she dies >they still find a way to have her corpse win AND defend at a later PPV

Reminder Becky has a haunted uterus

>>139850 I'm not in the crowd and I have been gassed since after Kofi won

So why is Brave girl called "The Man?" Is her entire character just dick envy?

ROUSEY GETS SIXTEEN TRAINS.

That dyke haircut better unravel

F

>>139870 Basically. Women think men are superior apparently.

>>139870 Her entire gimmick is ripping-off Stone Cold, that's why

>>139873 F

>>139875 Yeah pretty much.

>>139862 >>139863 >>139864 >>139865 What a fucking waste.

potato cunt

She has truckers going to potato her for what she has done.

>>139879 Her first title match too. That streak, completely pointless. Buried.

Do they hand out those A4 printed cards? I don't bolieve even WWE fans are pozzed enough to do them at home and instead are roped in by staff to look more invested I woke up for the piss BREAK and missed everything else. Is anything else worth watching? Any one want to throw up a tl;dr?

becky looks fucked

Top job.

>>139886 I would be too if they made me wait this long before I went on.

>>139885 Theyre plant signs brother HH, none of these women are actually over

>>139885 The McMahon match was good. Everything else was shit.

Fuck, clenched again, that was intense.

>>139885 TL;DR >Old man won >All titles changed except SM Tag Titles >Braun Won >And this PPV is making me wish WWE gets bought out by New Japan I wish I had Alcohol.

>>139885 >Any one want to throw up a tl;dr? Let me help you >Rey Mysterio jobbed, hard >Triple H and Batista dragged for 20 mins in a torture of a match >Lashley lost to Finn Balor's Daemon of Khorne cosplay >Ramen Noddles won >Kofi won I think that's about it