NXT, NJPW, and ROH (to a degree) - the Wrestlemania Weekend of great wrestling has ended. Time to anticipate this absolute shitshow lads. I’ll hope and pray for the best, but, as we all know: Vince doesn't like things that are good.
``WWE Women’s Title Match (Smackdown & Raw)``
```Stone Cold*``` vs. Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Charlotte Flair (c)
Rousey is leaving. Charlotte has already won on the grandest stage. Becky seems to be in the prime position. So, expect "The Man" to pull through with a cameo from the female Ghostbusters.
``WWE Championship``
```Kofi Kingston*``` vs. Daniel Bryan (c)
Unless they plan on stretching this Kofi-Champion arc out a bit longer: Kofi has in the bag. He can not be more over with the fans. The feel good moment of the night since the autistic /pol/cucks will be forever BTFO'd as they go into an unprecedented raging seethe.
``WWE Universal Title``
Seth Rollins vs. ```Brock Lesnar (c)*```
Conventional wisdom says Rollins takes the belt and (finally) gives RAW a full-time champion. However, this is Wrestlemania, and Lesnar has been known to pull off upsets on this show (I.E; fucking last year, same fucking belt, same fucking scenario). My heart says the former, but my brain says the latter. In the end, I guess Brock defeats Rollins and stays until the end of the year (again).
``Career Threatening Match / No Holds Barred``
```Triple H*``` vs. Batista
Paul beats Drax.
``WWE United States Title Match``
Rey Mysterio vs. ```Samoa Joe (c)*```
No reason to assume Joe won’t win. Hoping Rey isn’t injured.
``WWE Intercontinental Championship Match``
```Finn Balor (as the Demon)*``` vs. Bobby Lashley (c)
Again, no reason to assume Finn won’t win here. Fans are beyond tired of Black Lesnar Pufferfish as IC champion. Expect cringey shit from Vince's version of the """Demon""".
``Fatal 4 Way for the WWE Women's Tag Team Titles``
The IIconics vs. Beth Phoenix and Natalya vs. Tamina Snuka and Nia Jax vs. ```Sasha Banks and Booley (c)*```
Don’t care about this in the slightest. Sasha and Booley have this. I would love for The IIconics to go away forever.
``Falls Count Anywhere Match``
```The Miz*``` vs. Shane McMahon
Unless they plan to drag this out longer, The Miz gets the big babyface win here.
``Farewell Match for WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle``
```Kurt Angle*``` vs. Baron Corbin
Corbin is trash, he's boring, people have been revolting aganist this, they haven’t been building him up whatsoever. Angle wins this absolutely meaningless affair. Very real chance John Cena interrupts this before it even starts for an impromptu match between him and Angle.
``Singles Match``
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```AJ Styles*``` vs. Randy Orton
450 Splash into an RKO, that’d be fucking sick… but we’re not gonna get that. We can’t have nice things. We can’t have good wrestling. AJ styles beats Orton since he didn’t get the final blow on Smackdown.
``Singles Match``
```Roman Reigns*``` vs. Drew McIntyre
reigns wins lol
``Raw Tag-Team Title Match``
```The Revival (c)*``` vs. Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder
I bolieve they're gonna give this to The Revival purely on the basis of Dash Wilder knocking Bret Hart's attacker the fuck out during the HOF.
``Fatal 4 Way for the SmackDown Tag Team Titles``
Ricochet and Aleister Black vs. Sheamus and Cesaro vs. Rusev and Shinsuke Nakamura vs. ```The Usos (c)*```
The Usos are by far one of the best tag teams on the roster right now. Safe choice.